Crowd shot masthead ApologetiX Logo Keith Haynie plays bassBill Hubauer plays lead guitarJ. Jackson sings leadJimmy Vegas Tanner plays drums

How old are the band members?

Hey, you think that just because this an automated question and answer system that you can ask a personal question like that?

Did we ask you how old you were? Why not just ask how much we weigh and for all of our credit card information, too!

There's a reason why entry is listed under "Band Mysteries," you know.

But, seriously, we're all so young that we're afraid you wouldn't take our lyrics seriously if you really knew. You'd lump us in with all the other boy bands.