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What songs are on ApologetiX Hits: The Road (2005)?

Here's what's on ApologetiX Hits: The Road:

1. We're in a Parody Band (We're an American Band by Grand Funk)
2. Tom Saw Ya (Tom Sawyer by Rush)
3. JC's Mom (Stacy's Mom by Fountains of Wayne)
4. Choose Your Daddy (Who's Your Daddy by Toby Keith)
5. Are You Gonna Be Ike's Girl (Are You Gonna Be My Girl by Jet)
6. All the Stalls Stink (All the Small Things by Blink 182)
7. It's Tough (This Love by Maroon 5)
8. Cheap Birds (Free Bird by Lynyrd Skynyrd)
9. Look Yourself (Lose Yourself by Eminem)
10. Kick in the Wall (Another Brick in the Wall Pt.; 2 by Pink Floyd)
11. Devil Went Down to Jordan (Devil Went Down to Georgia by Charlie Daniels Band)
12. Didn't Just Die (Live and Let Die by Paul McCartney & Wings)
13. Died & Rose (China Grove by Doobie Brothers)
14. Yes Today (Yesterday by the Beatles)
15. I'm a Receiver (I'm a Believer by Smash Mouth)
16. Enter Samson (Enter Sandman by Metallica)
17. Story of a Squirrel ((Absolutely) Story of a Girl by Nine Days)
18. With a Harp David Writes (A Hard Day's Night by the Beatles)
19. Walk on the Water (Smoke on the Water by Deep Purple)
20. Found God (Hound Dog by Elvis Presley)

Here are the lyrics to the three new songs that only appear on "Hits: The Road":

With a Harp David Writes
Parody of "A Hard Day's Night" performed by the Beatles and written by John Lennon & Paul McCartney
(1 Corinthians 9:22; Psalm 144:9)

It's with a harp David writes
When he's a workin' on the Psalms
It's with a harp David writes
It could be guitar, bass and drums
But when you get down to it
It doesn't matter a bit
We make a noise for Christ
You know, the Word does say
We must be all things to every man
So some persons out there will be saved
We've gotta make 'em understand
So why on earth is it wrong
To sing a rock and roll song?
You know it's still God's praise
When at home, Paul lived his life like a Jew
When in Rome, he did just like Romans do ... ooh, ooh
It's with a harp David writes
When he's a workin' on the Psalms
It's with a harp David writes
But we've got guitars and the drums
In First Corinthians, you
Will find verse 9:22
And then you'll see it's all right
LEAD
So why on earth is it wrong
To sing a rock and roll song?
You know it's still God's praise
When at home, Paul lived his life like a Jew
When in Rome, he did just like Romans do ... ooh, ooh
It's with a harp David writes
When he's a workin' on the Psalms
It's with a harp David writes
But we've got guitars and the drums
In First Corinthians, you
Will find verse 9:22
And then you'll see it's all right
You're gonna see it's all right
You're gonna see the light

Psalm 144:9
I will sing a new song to you, O God; on the ten-stringed lyre I will make music to you ...


Walk on the Water
Parody of"Smoke on the Water" performed by Deep Purple and written by Ritchie Blackmore, Ian Gillian, Roger Glove, Jon Lord & Ian Paice
(Matthew 14:25-33; Isaiah 26:3)

We saw Him on the water
On the lake when it was storming
The waves crashed against the boat, but
He didn't seem to mind
James, Andrew and the others
Were wishin' they were safe and sound
It sounds stupid, but I cried out
"Let me take a walk around!"
Walk on the water – Messiah, let me try!
Walk on the water
He turned 'round and said, "Come out!"
I started to walk around
I looked about and started feelin' doubt
Thought for sure I would drown
When it all was over
He had to drag me from the lake
As I was drying out
Said, "Peter, why'd you lose your faith?"
Walk on the water – your eyes on Messiah
Walk on the water
LEAD
I ended up with a lot more faith
Learned a lesson on that day
That when you're on the boat and He says to walk outside
You keep your eyes on Christ
'Cause if you know Christ and you trust Him
No matter where you sail
No matter what you set out to do
I know, I know you never will fail
Walk on the water – beside Jesus Christ
Walk on the water

Matthew 14:29
"Come," he said. Then Peter got down out of the boat, walked on the water and came toward Jesus.


Found God
Parody of "Hound Dog" performed by Elvis Presley and written by Jerry Leiber & Mike Stoller
(John 5:24, Luke 23:43, John 11:25, Matthew 7:7, Romans 8:1)

I ain't nothin' but I found God
It took quite a long time
I went knockin' and I found God
In spite of all my crimes
Well, I had several naughty habits
But my faith was genuine
Well, He said to me I'd pass
From death right into life
Yes, He said to me I'd pass
From death right into life
Well, in verse 24 I read it
There In St. John chapter 5
I ain't nothin' but I found God
Christ is bona fide
He came knockin' and I found God
I said, Christ, come inside
Well, I repented of my habits
And I waved those sins goodbye
LEAD
Well, He said to me I'd pass
From death right into life
Yes, He said to me I'd pass
From death right into life
Well, in Luke 23 the robber
Got the same promise as I
LEAD
Well, He said to me I'd pass
From death right into life
You know, He said to me, I'd pass
From death right into life
Well, He said Heaven's automatic
If you place your faith in Christ
You ain't nothin' till you've found God
Find Him while there's time
You keep knockin' till you've found God
Christ, He doesn't hide
Well, it's in 7:7 Matthew
You seek and then you'll find

John 5:24
"I tell you the truth, whoever hears my word and believes him who sent me has eternal life and will not be condemned; he has crossed over from death to life."