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What songs are on Never Before, but Then Again ... (2021)?

Our 63rd CD, Never Before, but Then Again ... was released in October 2021.

Here's a complete track listing:

1. Job's Counselors - Ghostbusters - Ray Parker Jr.
2. If You Believe - If You Leave - Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark
3. Trumpet Sound - Funkytown - Pseudo Echo
4. Arrogant Queen - Caribbean Queen - Billy Ocean
5. Oppression - Obsession - Animotion
6. Something of Value - Something About You - Level 42
7. Word Of - Word Up! - Cameo
8. He Hears Me - Be Near Me - ABC
9. I Can Read About You - I Can Dream About You - Dan Hartman
10. Sorry All the Time - Party All the Time - Eddie Murphy
11. Psalm 19 - All I Need - Jack Wagner
12. Let's Show All the Way - Let's Go All the Way - Sly Fox
13. Funky Brown - Funkytown - Pseudo Echo

And here are the lyrics:

Job's Counselors
Parody of "Ghostbusters" performed and written by Ray Parker Jr.
(The Book of Job, Luke 13:1-5, John 9:1-3, Romans 12:15, Proverbs 25:20)

Job's counselors!

If you're sufferin' pain — and it ain't understood
You may run across Job's counselors!
If they sound sincere — yet it does no good
Who'd you run across? Job's counselors!

I ain't namin' no folks
I ain't namin' no folks

If they seem to think — somehow you've been bad
Who came to call? Job's counselors!
An invisible sin — even in your past! Oh!
You know what they're called — Job's counselors!

I ain't friends with those folks
I ain't friends with those folks

Ooh, they got some gall! Job's counselors!

If the cause is unknown, they'll make up their own
They're called — Job's counselors!

I ain't blamin' old Job
I hear his wife's a gas
I ain't blamin' old Job
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

You don't wanna call — Job's counselors!

Mmm, if you've had to go through stuff with preachy folks, maybe
They're better called — Job's counselors!
Owww!

Let me tell you somethin':
Judgin' makes them feel good!

I ain't friends with those folks
I ain't friends with those folks

Job is not alone, oh no! Job's counselors!

When they come to your door
Unless you can run some more
I think you'd better stall Job's counselors!
Oww!

Who's the one that called Job's counselors?
Who's the one that called Job's counselors?
Uh … I think you'd better stall Job's counselors!
Haha … Who's the one that called Job's counselors?
They won't hear you!
You know what they're called — Job's counselors!
Downers! Job's counselors!
You know what they're called — Job's counselors!
Who came to call? Job's counselors!

Job 26:3
"What advice you have offered to one without wisdom! And what great insight you have displayed!"


If You Believe
Parody of "If You Leave" performed by Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark and written by Andy McCluskey, Paul Humphreys & Martin Cooper
(1 Peter 3:15-16, 4:15-16; Titus 2:7-8; Colossians 4:5-6; Matthew 10:16)

If you believe, don't be proud
Please don't think you're smart or great
Honestly, just run your life — in a good, respectful way
We always have Christ on our side
Now we're faced with tasks
Every secular — man and woman — needs God, too
We've gotta make them ask

They watch you once, they watch you twice
They won't just go askin' advice
They'll read you now like you like you read to them
Be always ready to defend — the Way

If you believe — our Lord Christ
Hide your face from sinful ways
But if you speak, don't lose tact
Follow Titus 2:7 and 8
Heaven cheers when someone repents
Act wisely and with skill
If you know (the) fourth chapter now
(Of) Colossians, verse five and six, you will

They watch you once, they watch you twice
They won't just go ask any guy
They'll seek you out like First Peter said
In verse 3:15, read again

They watch you once, they watch you twice
They won't just go ask any guy
They need you now like a see-through friend
Be salty yet sweet till the end

They watch your walk, they watch your life
They watch if you have any strife
They need to know why you seem to them
To always have peace even then — some way

(Ho-oh-oh, ho-oh-oh, ho-oh-oh, ho-oh-oh) If you believe
(Ho-oh-oh, ho-oh-oh, ho-oh-oh, ho-oh-oh) Ohhh, if you believe
(Ho-oh-oh, ho-oh-oh, ho-oh-oh, ho-oh-oh) Ohhhh, if you believe
(Ho-oh-oh, ho-oh-oh, ho-oh-oh, ho-oh-oh) Don't look bad
(Ho-oh-oh, ho-oh-oh, ho-oh-oh, ho-oh-oh) Don't look bad
(Ho-oh-oh, ho-oh-oh, ho-oh-oh, ho-oh-oh

Titus 2:7-8
In everything set them an example by doing what is good. In your teaching show integrity, seriousness and soundness of speech that cannot be condemned, so that those who oppose you may be ashamed because they have nothing bad to say about us.


Trumpet Sound
Parody of "Funkytown" performed by Pseudo Echo and written by Steven Greenberg
(1 Corinthians 15:51-54, 1 Thessalonians 4:13-18, Revelation 11:15, Matthew 24:31)

God will make a move when the time is right to leave
Check First Thessalonians 4:16 and then 4:17

Well, it talks about a trumpet sound atop the clouds — it's awesome soundin'
Talkin' 'bout off-the-ground, upward-bound movin'
Gotta move up! Gotta move up! Gotta move up! Hey!

Won't You take me to — the trumpet sound?
Won't You take me to — the trumpet sound?
Won't You take me to — the trumpet sound?
Won't You take me to — the trumpet sound?

God won't make His move till the time is right to leave
First Corinthians 15:52 — it gives the strategy

Well, I'm talkin' 'bout a trumpet sound, we got some doubters scoffin' 'bout it
Cocky, proud, mocking while talking 'bout druids oh-ho-ho
Gotta move on! Gotta move on! Gotta move on!

Won't You take me to — the trumpet sound?
Won't You take me to — the trumpet sound?
Won't You take me to — the trumpet sound?
Won't You take me, too — once it sounds!

Yeahh
Well, I'm talkin' 'bout a trumpet sound Apostle Paul he prophesied it — Yeah
Talking 'bout a shocking shout — not just loud music — oh-ho-ho
Gotta move up! Gotta move up! Gotta move up!
Hooo ooh-hoo

Hooh!
Won't You take me to — the trumpet sound?
Won't You take me to — the trumpet sound?
Won't You take me to — the trumpet sound?
Won't You take me to — the trumpet sound?
Won't You take me to — the trumpet sound?
Won't You take me to — the trumpet sound?
Won't You take me to — the trumpet sound?
Won't You take me now — or once it sounds!
Yeahhhh, yeah! Oh!
Huh! Huh!

1 Corinthians 15:51-52
Listen, I tell you a mystery: We will not all sleep, but we will all be changed— in a flash, in the twinkling of an eye, at the last trumpet. For the trumpet will sound, the dead will be raised imperishable, and we will be changed.


Arrogant Queen (No More Blood on the Throne)
Parody of "Caribbean Queen (No More Love on the Run)" performed by Billy Ocean and written by Billy Ocean & Keith Diamond
(2 Kings 11:1-21, 2 Chronicles 22:10-23:15)

She's simply awful
Oooooooooooh!

She was quite mean with her pagan mom's genes
And all men squirmed once she was supreme
When the princes all died, the Jews would tremble at her name — yeah-eh
The dreaded Athaliah, she started to reign

Arrogant queen
Now they've buried the slain king
And your heartless deed is done
No more sons on the throne

She proved quite cruel, then she met with her doom … mmm mmm
And in Second Kings I read just how and by whom … hm mm
Eleventh chapter, you can read more
Joash's birth she had somehow ignored … mmm mmm mmm mmm

(The) High Priest in charge was a good guy
Jehoiada by name, yay-ay
(The) Lord was preservin' David's royal line, yeah-eh-eh

Arrogant queen (Can't keep the throne)
Now you're scary like gangrene (Don't know when to stop)
And you thought your team had won (Ooh-oooh!)
No, there's one other son (Don't want ya, don't need ya)

Arrogant queen (Can't keep the throne)
Now you're staring at brave priests (They called the cops)
And they guard the king's last son (Ooooh-ooh yeah!)
No more blood on the throne (Ah! — Oooh! Oooh! Uh! Yeah!)

Arrogant queen (Her kingdom's done)
Now you're snared in your vain scheme (Her time has come)
And your harpy feet can't run (That old crazy old lady)
No more blood on the throne (Ooh yeah, oh yeah)

Arrogant queen (Her kingdom's done)
Now you're sharing the same scream (Her time has come)
As your harsh, extremist mom (They all hated that lady)
No more blood on the throne (Ooh yeah, oh yeah)

Ooh ooh ooh ooh — ooh-ooh-ooh yeah c'mon
Ooh ooh ooh ooh — ooh-ooh-yeah uhhh
Seize the queen — that terrible queen, yeah
In Second Chronicles read 22 and 23

2 Kings 11:1-2
When Athaliah the mother of Ahaziah saw that her son was dead, she proceeded to destroy the whole royal family. But Jehosheba, the daughter of King Jehoram and sister of Ahaziah, took Joash son of Ahaziah and stole him away from among the royal princes, who were about to be murdered. She put him and his nurse in a bedroom to hide him from Athaliah; so he was not killed.


Oppression
Parody of "Obsession" performed by Animotion and written by Holly Knight & Michael Des Barres
(Ephesians 2:2, 6:10-18; Psalm 9:9, 103:6, 119:34, 146:7; Exodus 3:9; Deuteronomy 26:7; Daniel 10:4-13; Luke 4:18)

You are in oppression — that cannot be seen
Fighting aggression — from supernatural beings
They're strong powers — principalities
But still — I do not expect defeat

Bible has the truth — the vital avenue
Rivals by the way — will try to trap you
Like those other guys — those wild other guys
They will come at you — and badger you

You are in oppression — that's my impression
So do you want to be free? Then take a leap with me
You are in oppression — school's now in session
Go to Luke 4 verse 18 — to see what Jesus thinks

I need you to cling to by faith Psalm 9:9
From Egypt He freed up the sufferin' Israelites
To protect — you must believe
Pray — though there's no one there you see

Your face appears to grin — I see what you did there
But I think angels — reign everywhere
The serpent has — his own angel team
But Ephesians — has got what we need

You are in oppression — that's my impression
So do you want to be free? I'll make you read with me
You are in oppression — Go find Ephesians
2:2, 6:12 through 18 — do they agree with me?

They plan to seize — your earthly assets
And all your good gifts — they'll turn to bad debts
Don't need to possess you — just to ruin your soul
I find this troubling — but God's in control

Try to have a new — survival attitude
Christ will guide the way — the Bible has proof
Like those other guys — who found the love of Christ
God will protect you — and fight for you

You are in oppression — that's my impression
So do you want to be free? He'll make you leap with glee
You are in oppression — don't fight with flesh, hon
You do your war with the beasts who plague you secretly

You are in oppression — that's my impression
So do you want to be free? And maybe sleep in peace?
You are in oppression — turn my direction
To Daniel 10 verse 13 — and take a peek with me

You are in oppression — that's my impression
So do you want to be free? No way to keep this brief
You are in oppression — that's my assessment

Psalm 9:9
The LORD is a refuge for the oppressed, a stronghold in times of trouble.


Something of Value
Parody of "Something About You" performed by Level 42 and written by Mike Lindup, Phil Gould, Mark King, Rowland Gould & Wally Badarou
(Genesis 1:26-27, 5:1-3, 9:5-6; James 3:9; Psalm 51:5, 139:14; Romans 5:12-21; John 3:17; 1 Timothy 2:3-4; 2 Peter 3:9)

Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

How proud can we be when our lives start out with parents
Passing down traits — with some good, some not
And our ways stray much too often?
But taking His grace is the start of finding redemption
We're all made in the image of God — like the humans at the fall

Oh, drawn into a scheme — we run to substitutions
Gold, diamond rings — and fancy kinds of jewels
But there is something of value greater — your life
I wouldn't preach without proof, baby — would I?

Since that first garden was concealed, no one can say that
We didn't deal with myriad sins or deserved the Tree of Life
Gone — Adam and Eve could have stayed in there forever
If not for the stuff — (they) did that's so wrong — the only humans at the fall

Though it's strange and weird, we have their constitution
Romans you need to hear — in 5 verse 12, it's true
But there is something of value they had — no lie
(Something about — the way you are designed)
Those ones who sinned defiled you — made you to die
(Though I can see — we're bound to sin and die)
But God shared something of value — later — so high
(Something about — the grace that God provides)
Come like a little child, too — baby — to Christ — yeah-eh, yeah
(I couldn't list — the value; it's too high)

Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Come now to Psalms if doubt proof, yeah-eh, yeah
Better look at 51:2 through 5

Romans 5:19
For just as through the disobedience of the one man the many were made sinners, so also through the obedience of the one man the many will be made righteous.


Word Of
Parody of "Word Up!" performed by Cameo and written by Larry Blackmon & Tomi Jenkins
(John 1:1-14, Hebrews 4:12, 2 Timothy 2:15, 2 Peter 3:2-18, Romans 3:4)

Oh!

Oooh!

Now's pretty crazy around the world
Brothers, we have things to show you, so tell other boys and girls
Tell them, "Study the Scriptures, man, they're comin' true!
"Stuff here's about to go down — then you'll know just what to do!"
Raise your hands in the air — God hears those prayers
Christ guides His people as they start to look in there
Do your best — diligence — to advance quick
Ponder John 1, baby, tell me what's the Word the Word of? (of, of)
Every Bible say — in Hebrews 4:12, it's double-edged, it cuts both ways
Word of (of, of) — it's the Lord's Word
No matter what you're saying, your motives will be learned

Now all you scoffers these days, who think you're fine
'Cause God ain't bringin' Jesus yet, we know the reason why
He tries to put off the urge to act real soon
But regardless we know Christ be will back when life's through
If you're choosin' to refuse Him, please, please repent
We don't have the time to fight illogical grown men
No more rants — no more rants — no one's answerin' me
Come on, commentators, tell me what's the Word the Word of? (of, of)
Every Bible say: It's the Word of God and Armageddon's on the way — oh!

Ohh
Dial "L" for Lord

(Oh-oh Uh-uh Uh-uh Uh-uh Uh-uh Uh-uh Uh-uh-uhhhh heyy)
(Ay hey-hey) Ah hooh

Ah hoo hoo
What's 3:9 in Second Peter say?
(W-O-R-D of, W-O-R-D of) Uh huh-huh huh
(W-O-R-D of — I'm tellin' you G-O-D, God) Whoaa!

(W-O-R-D) (Hey hey-ey) (of) That Word's aliive

(W-O-R-D of) Hey
Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Heyyy-yeaah-ah!
(God!)

(Hey hey hey-ey-ey)
(Uhhhhhhhhh)
Those who don't know God don't know (God!)

Hoo-oooooo hoo-hooo
(Lord!)

(They don't like that) (like that)
(They don't like that) Not one bit
(Whoa!) Trust God's Word
(Whoa!) Everybody ought to know it's no joke (Whoa! Yeah!) but they don't know

Ohh
They think we're wrong

(Owwwohh!)
Yes, Romans 3:4 (Ohh!)

(Eahhhhhhh show them, Lo-ord)
Come on, teach them

Hebrews 4:12
For the word of God is alive and active. Sharper than any double-edged sword, it penetrates even to dividing soul and spirit, joints and marrow; it judges the thoughts and attitudes of the heart.


He Hears Me
Parody of "Be Near Me" performed by ABC and written by Martin Fry & Mark White
(Romans 8:2-4; 2 Samuel 22:7; Psalm 34:15, 103:2-3; Mark 2:17; Luke 5:31-32; 1 Peter 3:12; Hebrews 3:15)

The flesh is imperfect and sinful — the reading is clear
Romans verse 8:2-4 — but don't miss this here — there's no need to fear

Ever have the feelin' our Lord spoke to you?
Said that you believe Him — I do, too — do, too ooh ooh
All Christ preached rang true that night — all I hold so dear
All I prayed came to our Lord — it's clear — He hears

He hears me — He hears
He hears me — He hears — He hears

Never had that feelin' — it came out of the blue
Never felt right kneelin' — now I do (Yes, I do) Yes, I do ooh ooh
All Christ preached rang true that night — all I hold so dear
All I prayed came to our Lord — it's clear — He hears

He healed me — He heals
He healed me — He heals
Oh-oh-oh He healed me — He heals
He heals

The church is imperfect and sinful — a meeting of peers
No lamb has strayed too far — with no business here — if motive's sincere

He healed me — Be healed
He healed me — Be healed
He healed me — Be healed
He healed me — Be healed

(Watch for invitations) check to see
(What's your inspiration?) Acts 2:3
Watch for invitations) check to see
(What's your inspiration?) Acts 2:3
Watch for invitations) check to see
(What's your inspiration?) Acts 2:3
Watch for invitations) check to see

Romans 8:2-4
because through Christ Jesus the law of the Spirit who gives life has set you free from the law of sin and death. For what the law was powerless to do because it was weakened by the flesh, God did by sending his own Son in the likeness of sinful flesh to be a sin offering. And so he condemned sin in the flesh, in order that the righteous requirement of the law might be fully met in us, who do not live according to the flesh but according to the Spirit.


I Can Read About You
Parody of "I Can Dream About You" performed and written by Dan Hartman
(John 17:17; Deuteronomy 30:11-20; Psalm 37:23, 101:3-4, 119:105, 139:5; Philippians 3:14; Jeremiah 29:13)

O Lord, guide me — please steer the false from my eyes
I'm not hiding — and when I seek you, Lord, You're not hard to find

I can read about You — if I get lonely tonight
I can read about You — You wrote down what's holy and right
I can read about You — if I get told useless lies
I can read about You — to learn how to know Jesus Christ

Movies I watch — I don't see much of my faith
Rising up from — doubters bemoaning the seekers here longing for truth — ohhh!

I can read about You — if I get lonely tonight
I can read about You — You wrote down what's holy and right
(I can read about You) I'm gonna press on if it gets too exalted for me
(I can read about You) You know You've got things spelled out — What else could we need?

You bring wise thoughts — I don't see until I read
Rising up from — my brain and my heart 'cause Your truth's inside me

I can read!
Huh! Whoa-oh oh-oh-oh-oh (Whoa-oh oh-oh-oh-oh)
I can read!
Yes, I can read
Whoa-oh oh-oh-oh-oh

I don't understand 'em — they're antsy to try out stuff that's new
(Don't even know what's in it)
Deuteronomy 30 — I start up in the middle and read it through
There's one thing that's true

I can read about You — if I get lonely tonight
I can read about You — You wrote down what's holy and right (Whoa-oh oh-oh-oh-oh)
I can read about You — if I get — told — useless lies (Ooh!)
I can read about You — Oh, I can read — I can read (Whoa-oh oh-oh-oh-oh)
I — can read about You — Oh — I can read about You
Whoa-oh-oh-whoa-oh — I can read about You
Oh-oh — 'cause now I know Jesus Christ
(Whoa-oh oh-oh-oh-oh) I can read

Deuteronomy 30:11-14
Now what I am commanding you today is not too difficult for you or beyond your reach. It is not up in heaven, so that you have to ask, "Who will ascend into heaven to get it and proclaim it to us so we may obey it?" Nor is it beyond the sea, so that you have to ask, "Who will cross the sea to get it and proclaim it to us so we may obey it?" No, the word is very near you; it is in your mouth and in your heart so you may obey it.


Sorry All the Time
Parody of "Party All the Time" performed by Eddie Murphy and written by Rick James
(1 Peter 3:15, Philippians 1:7-16, 2 Timothy 2:15, Psalm 98:1, Revelation 21:5, 2 Corinthians 7:10)

Though I can't say I planned it, I knew God was working
After all of the things I'd done fell through
My Bible simply enthralled me
But I'm a former singer
(I'm a former singer)
So should I hang up my mic
What if I do spoofs?

My goal was to study all the time, study all the time, study all the time
My goal was to study all the time, study all the time
And study all the lines

Wooo-hoo-oo hoo-oo-ooh
(Study all the time)
(He liked to study all the time)
(Study all the time)
Wooo-hoo-oo hoo-oo-ooh hoo hoo-ooh hoo-ooh-ooh
(Study all the time)
(He liked to study all the time)
(Study all the time)

Got a gig at a club — just figured out our band's name
To give us something that every man's group needs
We never once spell it right — because we want it fancy
It's from a Greek word that you're not prone to read

But my poor rock group is sorry all the time, sorry all the time, sorry all the time
My poor rock group is sorry all the time — I apologize
My poor rock group is sorry all the time, sorry all the time, sorry all the time
My poor rock group is sorry all the time — I apologiiiiiiiiiiiiiiize — yeah-eh-eh

(Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry)
(He writes apologies all the time)

Oh ooh-ooh ooh-ooh-ooh
Wooo-hoo-oo hoo-oo-ooh hoo-ooh
(He writes apologies all the time, yeah)
Wooo-hoo-oo hoo-oo-ooh hoo hoo-ooh hoo-ooh-ooh
(He likes to share now)
(He writes apologies now)

(Sorry all the time)
(Rewrites are funny)
(They like the sorry sound)
Woo-hoo-oo hoo-oo-ooh
(Sorry all the time)
(Check out Philippians 1:7, yeah)
(Ho!)

(Sorry all the time)
Woo hoo!
(Try it!)
(Sorry all the time)
Ho!

Philippians 1:7
It is right for me to feel this way about all of you, since I have you in my heart and, whether I am in chains or defending and confirming the gospel, all of you share in God's grace with me.


Psalm 19
Parody of "All I Need" performed by Jack Wagner and written by Glen Ballard, Clif Magness & David Pack
(Psalm 19:1-14, Isaiah 6:5-6)

Christian music's not what I had planned
But now I've got the floor — here's where I stand
I wasn't lookin' for You, Lord — You wound up lookin' for me
You're the only way I can think pure — or be holy when I speak

Psalm 19 — ends with a little old line
That explores — how I feel — cleanse my heart and my mind
Cause my speech and thoughts to be clean
And be all right with Thee

I guess with You, it's all been heard before
But I wasn't keen to chatter anymore
I'm making my plans and prayin' — but it always comes to this
Give wisdom for stuff I'm facin' — 'cause I don't know what it is

Psalm 19 — it came from biblical times
To be sure — but I feel — it's a calling of mine
'Cause it seems verse 14 is me

Psalm 19 — I'm just a little boy tryin'
To be pure — but I fail — nearly all of the time
But I seek so hard to please Thee
Like in Psalm 19

Those stars are awful bright
But they shine with borrowed light
And those heavens tell (of) Your might

Lord, guard my ways and feelings
And lead me to good deeds
That is all I plead
Ahhhhhhhhhh dear Lord, guide me
Hoo-hoo-hooo uh-uh-uhhhhh huhhhhhhhh

Psalm 19:14
Let the words of my mouth, and the meditation of my heart, be acceptable in thy sight, O LORD, my strength, and my redeemer.


Let's Show All the Way
Parody of "Let's Go All the Way" performed by Sly Fox and written by Gary "Mudbone" Cooper
(Matthew 28:19-20; John 4:23-24, 10:10)

See the needy, see the needy, see the needy, see the needy …

Sitting with their shrinker, trying to work it out
As a chap examines their brain, they just wanna ease their doubts
Heaven is a party no one wants to miss
Lookin' for a new start can put you in distress

Let's show all the way — let's show all the way
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah-eh — let's show all the way

Lurkin' in the back streets, Satan slays the weak
Tryin' to make doubters out of the sheep
Talk to (your) neighbors: Heaven is reality
Rich Mannion's band singin' this parody

Let's show all the way — let's show all the way
Ohh ohh ohh — let's show all the way

Wow! Yeahhh!

Yeah, yeah, yeah!

Religion with new laws looks like a path, for sure (path, for sure)
Has long tendrils — Portuguese man-of-war
God looks for believers seeking in this land (this land, this land, this land)
His Holy Word scares off every indifferent man

Weeee ahhhh!

Let's show all the way (Let's show all the way)
Let's show all the way (Let's show) Uh ah ahh
Think of Matthew 28

Let's show all the way — show all the way
Le-e-e-et's show all the way
Yeah!

Nah nah — na-na-na – na-na — na-na-na, na-na-na
Nah nah — na-na-na – yay!
Nah nah — na-na-na – na-na — na-na-na, na-na-na
Nah nah — na-na-na – yeah-eh

Matthew 28:19-20
Therefore go and make disciples of all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit, and teaching them to obey everything I have commanded you. And surely I am with you always, to the very end of the age."


Funky Brown
Parody of "Funkytown" performed by Pseudo Echo and written by Steven Greenberg
(Exodus 16:15, 2 Corinthians 11:1)

Well, at Taco Bell they talk about a choco-powered taco salad
Gosh, it sounds toxic now – don't think I'll chew it
Gotta move on! Gotta move on! Gotta move on!

Don't you make me food— that's funky brown!
Don't you make me food— that's funky brown!
Don't you make me food— that's funky brown!
Don't you make me food— that's funky brown!

2 Corinthians 11:1
I hope you will put up with me in a little foolishness. Yes, please put up with me!