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2004

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The 40 Songs

Disc 1
1. Are You Gonna Be Ike's Girl
Parody of "Are You Gonna Be My Girl" by Jet
Lyrics

2. JC's Mom
Parody of "Stacy's Mom" by Fountains of Wayne
Lyrics | MP3

3. The Voice of Sodom
Parody of "The Boys of Summer" by Don Henley
Lyrics

4. It's Tough (Song About Nehemiah)
Parody of "This Love" by Maroon 5
Lyrics

5. Welcome to the Judges
Parody of "Welcome to the Jungle" by Guns N' Roses
Lyrics

6. Back Intact
Parody of "Back in Black" by AC/DC
Lyrics

7. Good News Bookie (Live)
Parody of "Boot Scootin' Boogie" by Brooks & Dunn
Lyrics

8. Hotel Can't Afford Ya
Parody of "Hotel California" by The Eagles
Lyrics | MP3

9. Micah No. 5
Parody of "Mambo No. 5" by Lou Bega
Lyrics

10. December 5 or 6 B.C. (Oh Holy Night)
Parody of "December 1963 (Oh What a Night)" by The Four Seasons
Lyrics

11. Santa Claus
Parody of "Panama" by Van Halen
Lyrics

12. It's Not Eden
Parody of "Superman (It's Not Easy)" by Five for Fighting
Lyrics

13. Meshach
Parody of "Love Shack" by The B-52's
Lyrics

14. Lifestyles of the Rich & Nameless
Parody of "Lifestyles of the Rich & Famous" by Good Charlotte
Lyrics

15. Wherever You Will Sow (Live)
Parody of "Wherever You Will Go" by The Calling
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16. The Devil Went Down to Jordan
Parody of "The Devil Went Down to Georgia" by Charlie Daniels
Lyrics

17. Corinthians
Parody of "In the End" by Linkin Park
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18. Baa! We're Lambs
Parody of "Barbara Ann" by Beach Boys
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19. Smooth Grandmama
Parody of "Smooth Criminal" by Michael Jackson
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20. Life Restored
Parody of "Last Resort" by Papa Roach
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Disc 2
1. Bethlehemian Rhapsody (2001)
Parody of "Bohemian Rhapsody" by Queen
Lyrics

2. The Real Sin Savior
Parody of "The Real Slim Shady" by Eminem
Lyrics

3. Story of a Squirrel
Parody of "Absolutely (Story of a Girl)" by Nine Days
Lyrics

4. I Love Apostle Paul
Parody of "I Love Rock and Roll" by Joan Jett & the Blackhearts
Lyrics

5. Pray Now (Lost Art)
Parody of "All Star" by Smash Mouth
Lyrics

6. Livin What Jesus Spoke of
Parody of "Livin' La Vida Loca" by Ricky Martin
Lyrics

7. Learn Some Deuteronomy
Parody of "Pour Some Sugar on Me" by Def Leppard
Lyrics

8. Choirboy
Parody of "Cowboy" by Kid Rock
Lyrics

9. Jail Got Rocked
Parody of "Jailhouse Rock" by Elvis Presley
Lyrics

10. One Way
Parody of "One Week" by Barenaked Ladies
Lyrics

11. Enter Samson
Parody of "Enter Sandman" by Metallica
Lyrics

12. Kick in the Wall Pt. 2
Parody of "Another Brick in the Wall Pt. 2" by Pick Floyd
Lyrics

13. Put You Down in my Will
Parody of "Push" by Matchbox 20
Lyrics

14. Walk His Way
Parody of "Walk This Way" by Aerosmith
Lyrics

15. Narrow Way to Heaven
Parody of "Stairway to Heaven" by Led Zeppelin
Lyrics

16. Love & Kisses
Parody of "Rock and Roll All Night" by Kiss
Lyrics

17. Naomi Gonna Be with Ruth
Parody of "Only Wanna Be With You" by Hootie & the Blowfish
Lyrics

18. People
Parody of "Pepper" by Buttonhole Surfers
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19. Bad Dude Risin'
Parody of "Bad Moon Risin'" by CCR
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20. Jacob's Name is Israel
Parody of "Takin' Care of Business" by Bachman-Turner OverdriveBTO
Lyrics

New and Used Hits
2004

When we embarked on "the quest of the best of," it was difficult to determine which criteria to use. What is "the test of the best of?" The biggest hits? Best performances? Best lyrics? Fans' favorites? Band's favorites? We decided early on to make it a two-CD set. Forty songs seemed like a nice goal, too. However, with 11 tracks making their debuts on this ApologetiX album, that left only 29 songs to represent the eight ApologetiX albums already in stores (and each of those albums contained 18-22 songs).

Our goal has always been to make each album better than the one before it, yet each one has its shining moments, and we wanted this collection to represent the entire span of the band's career. We also wanted to show the scope of styles we've spoofed, including rock, pop, alternative, metal, rap, new wave, progressive, oldies, latin, adult contemporary, country, disco, etc. They're all here on this CD. Furthermore, it's always been very important to us to reach out to multiple generations, so the era of music covered on this CD stretches from the 1950's to today. No artist or group is spoofed more than once.

The mission of ApologetiX is twofold: to reach those who don't know Christ and to teach those who already do. The mission of this CD is also twofold: to give first-time listeners a sampler of ApologetiX through the years and to give long-time fans a look at ApologetiX now?with new studio tracks and new "live" versions of some old favorites. In order to start everyone on common ground, this CD begins with brand new material that will be fresh for new and old fans alike. Then we gradually look back from our newest albums to our oldest, inserting the "live" tracks in the sections that contain songs from the album on which they originally appeared, so even our oldest fans can't say they've heard it all before.

Maybe you feel you've heard it all before when it comes to the Bible?Adam & Eve, Cain & Abel, Noah & the Ark, Samson & Delilah, David & Goliath, Jonah & the Whale, Daniel & the Lions Den, blah, blah, blah. It is our hope that these little parodies will change your mind and make you want to read the full accounts of those true stories in the Bible and discover all the other wonderful things that await you there ... most importantly, a personal encounter with Jesus Christ.