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2010
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The 20 Songs

1. Lazy Brain
Parody of "Crazy Train" by Ozzy Osbourne
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2. Back Intact
Parody of "Back in Black" by AC/DC
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3. Downer of a Sister
Parody of "Chop Suey" by System of a Down
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4. Enter Samson
Parody of "Enter Sandman" by Metallica
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5. Welcome to the Judges
Parody of "Welcome to the Jungle" by Guns N' Roses
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6. Smooth Grandmama
Parody of "Smooth Criminal" by Michael Jackson
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7. Young as You Are
Parody of "Come As You Are" by Nirvana
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8. Life Restored
Parody of "Last Resort" by Papa Roach
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9. Santa Claus
Parody of "Panama" by Van Halen
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10. Lifestyles of the Rich & Nameless
Parody of "Lifestyles of the Rich & Famous" by Good Charlotte
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11. Singled You Out
Parody of "Figured You Out" by Nickelback
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12. Listening After Midnight
Parody of "Living After Midnight" by Judas Priest
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13. Miss Martha
Parody of "Miss Murder" by AFI
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14. Psum 14
Parody of "Fat Lip" by Sum 41
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15. Swimmer
Parody of "Slither" by Velvet Revolver
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16. Animals I Have Begun
Parody of "Animal I Have Become" by Three Days Grace
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17. Called My Wife
Parody of "All My Life" by Foo Fighters
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18. Jericho
Parody of "Vertigo" by U2
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19. Simp Liztik
Parody of "Nookie" by Limp Bizkit
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20. Come Out and Pray
Parody of "Come Out and Play" by The Offspring
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ApologetiX Classics - Heavy
2010

ApologetiX released 15 albums before our three most-recent, Soundproof (November 2010), The Boys Aren't Backin' Down (December 2009), and Recovery (October 2009). The ApologetiX Classics series features the best of those first 15 albums -- plus a few new tracks -- remastered and categorized by genre and era.

This ApologetiX Classics volume features parodies of heavy hits with a biblical twist. Collect the entire ApologetiX Classics series: Party, Country, Heavy, Lite, Oldies, 60s, 70s (Vol. 1 and 2), 80s, 90s, and 2000s. Watch for new volumes in the future, Lord willing.