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2015
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The 17 Songs

1. Hosanna
Parody of "Rosanna" by Toto
Lyrics

2. One of These Guys
Parody of "One of These Nights" by The Eagles
Lyrics

3. I'll Prepare for You
Parody of "I'll Be There for You" by The Rembrandts
Lyrics

4. Although None Could Watch an Hour
Parody of "All Along the Watchtower" by Jimi Hendrix
Lyrics

5. Last Night
Parody of "Last Kiss" by Pearl Jam
Lyrics

6. Too Much Grime on My Hands
Parody of "Too Much Time on My Hands" by Styx
Lyrics

7. I Have to Die First
Parody of "Eye of the Tiger" by Survivor
Lyrics

8. Too Wicked for Paradise
Parody of "Two Tickets to Paradise" by Eddie Money
Lyrics

9. Cemetery Came Alive
Parody of "Semi-Charmed Life" by Third Eye Blind
Lyrics

10. Huge Slumber Party
Parody of "Use Somebody" by Kings of Leon
Lyrics

11. Magdalena
Parody of "Macarena" by Los Del Rio
Lyrics

12. One Headline
Parody of "One Headlight" by The Wallflowers
Lyrics

13. Emmaus
Parody of "Shambala" by Three Dog Night
Lyrics

14. Scars
Parody of "Cars" by Gary Numan
Lyrics

15. Didn't Just Die
Parody of "Live and Let Die" by Paul McCartney & Wings
Lyrics

16. Died and Rose
Parody of "China Grove" by The Doobie Brothers
Lyrics

17. You May Be Bright
Parody of "You May Be Right" by Billy Joel
Lyrics

Easter Standard Time
2015

Like most of our CD titles, Easter Standard Time has multiple meanings.

We had considered assembling a collection of old standards (previously released ApologetiX songs) about Passion Week and Easter, but the older songs didn't match our current standards for production. So we decided to rerecord them.

However, we also had other Easter-oriented parodies written over the years that we'd been waiting to record for the first time . songs dealing with parts of the story we hadn't covered before.

Then we wrote more parodies to fill in the gaps. We decided to present the songs in the order in which the events they describe happened (standard time).

The United States uses Eastern Standard Time to tell people when the sun rose on a particular day, so we're using Easter Standard Time to tell people when the Son rose on a spectacular day.

This CD is what we had in mind when we made Jesus Christ Morningstar in 1998; we just didn't have enough songs about Passion Week and the Resurrection to tell the whole story or fill a whole CD. Now we do.

We're excited to see this project reach fruition. But if it brings those who hear it into a deeper relationship with Christ, that will be the real fruit. So you could say we're hoping this CD will turn a lot of Easter baskets into fruit baskets.