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The 12 Songs

1. Turn to Luke
Parody of "Turn Me Loose" by Loverboy

2. No One Likes You
Parody of "No One Like You" by The Scorpions

3. Works
Parody of "Words" by Missing Persons

4. Don't Tell Me We're Lucky
Parody of "Don't Tell Me You Love Me" by Night Ranger

5. Thankfully
Parody of "Faithfully" by Journey

6. Pick It Up
Parody of "Lick It Up" by KISS

7. Born in the Jewish Faith
Parody of "Born in the U.S.A." by Bruce Springsteen

8. Boys Are Scary
Parody of "Voices Carry" by 'Til Tuesday

9. Expected to Love
Parody of "Addicted to Love" by Robert Palmer

10. Dweebs
Parody of "Dreams" by Van Halen

11. You Give Up on Bad Days
Parody of "You Give Love a Bad Name" by Bon Jovi

12. Talk Daily to Me
Parody of "Talk Dirty to Me" by Poison

From Hair to Eternity

We love clever hair salon names. Some of our favorites include Hairway to Heaven, The Hairport, The Tortoise and the Hair, and Curl Up and Dye. If you comb the Net (the internet, not the hair net), you'll find that all those names have multiple mentions at various venues.

Consequently, when we titled this disc From Hair to Eternity, we supposed some salon had selected it sooner. We're musicians, not beauticians, but the place where we played our first concert (and nearly 50 of our first 100) was once a hair salon. That concert was back in '92, which seems like an eternity ago.

This CD spoofs songs spanning from '81-'87 — a hairy time in rock history — from New Wave to Glam Metal, with mullets in the middle. That's quite a quantity of coiffures of questionable quality. Hairstyles change, and even permanents aren't permanent, but eternity is. And that's where we're all headed.

Jesus said the hairs on your head are numbered (Matt. 10:30, Luke 12:7), so God cares about even the smallest details of your existence, both in the "hair and now" and the "hairafter." Talk daily to Him. Find a Bible and pick it up. That'll help you brush up for eternity.