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The 13 Songs

1. Bad Foreign Girls
Parody of "Fat Bottomed Girls" by Queen

2. She's Got Cooties
Parody of "She's a Beauty" by The Tubes

3. Dumb Questions
Parody of "Come Dancing" by The Kinks

4. Embarrassing Moments
Parody of "American Woman" by The Guess Who

5. Soakin' in the Lord's Book
Parody of "Smokin' in the Boys Room" by Brownsville Station

6. The War in You
Parody of "The Warrior" by Scandal featuring Patty Smyth

7. Bad Things for a Good Time
Parody of "Nothin' but a Good Time" by Poison

8. It's a Long Way to the Dock (If You Wanna Stop in
Parody of "It's a Long Way to the Top (If You Wanna Rock 'n' Roll)" by AC/DC

9. Everybody Burps
Parody of "Everybody Hurts" by REM

10. Campaign to Jehovah
Parody of "Champagne Supernova" by Oasis

11. Bible O'Really
Parody of "Baba O'Riley" by The Who

12. On the Road, Away from Home
Parody of "Take Me Home, Country Roads" by John Denver

13. Steelers Make it Tough
Parody of "Feel Like Makin' Love" by Bad Company

That's Too Bad

If this CD were a vinyl record, side one would start with track #1, "Bad Foreign Girls," and side two would start with track #7, "Bad Things for a Good Time." That's two "Bad." But that's not the only reason we picked this title.

James 2:10 says, "For whoever keeps the whole law and yet stumbles at just one point is guilty of breaking all of it." As track #9 points out, we all sin a lot -- that's too bad to get into Heaven on our own.

However, Christ came into the world to save sinners (1 Tim. 1:15), and to those who believed in His name, He gave the right to become children of God (John 1:12). Unfortunately, many refuse, like the folks in tracks #3, 5, 10, and 11. And that's too bad.

This CD ends with two football spoofs. One reimagines the story of the Good Samaritan; the other was written for a Steelers Christian men's event we played in 2015. We hope you'll take them in the humorous spirit in which they were intended. If not, you take sports more seriously than we do. And that's too bad.