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2019
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The 12 Songs

1. Your Money Don't Last
Parody of "Your Mama Don't Dance" by Loggins and Messina
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2. I Want a New Covenant
Parody of "I Want a New Drug" by Huey Lewis & The News
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3. Little Youth Group
Parody of "Little Deuce Coupe" by The Beach Boys
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4. Still His Name
Parody of "Still the Same" by Bob Seger
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5. Something from Nothing
Parody of "Nothing from Nothing" by Billy Preston
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6. Romans 1:20
Parody of "Running on Empty" by Jackson Browne
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7. That's Unbelief
Parody of "Bad Company" by Bad Company
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8. Don't You Be Like That
Parody of "Don't Do Me Like That" by Tom Petty and the Hearbreakers
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9. Great Tongues of Fire
Parody of "Great Balls of Fire" by Jerry Lee Lewis
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10. Midlife Confession
Parody of "Midnight Confessions" by The Grass Roots
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11. Do You Know What I Dreamed?
Parody of "Do You Know What I Mean" by Lee Michaels
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12. James
Parody of "Jane" by Jefferson Starship
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Conspiracy No. 56
2019

In 2017, we released a CD with a cover photo of Wayne Bartley playing electric guitar. It looked great, but there was just one problem: Wayne only played electric guitar on two of the tracks; Tom Tincha played on nine of them!

Tinch didn't get offended at the oversight, even though he'd been in the band five years longer than Wayne and had never been on a CD cover. Ironically, Tinch is our resident conspiracy theorist, yet he never suggested foul play was afoot.

But we've wanted to put him on a CD cover ever since. Since this is our 56th CD, and it comes out soon after his 56th birthday (September 17), the time seems right.

Third Day's second album was titled Conspiracy No. 5, so we thought Conspiracy No. 56 would be a great title for this CD, especially since tracks 5 and 6 are about something we consider to be a legitimate conspiracy.

Track 7 deals with one of the most famous true conspiracies ever, but "Why do the nations conspire and the peoples plot in vain?" (Psalm 2:1). "There is no wisdom, no insight, no plan that can succeed against the LORD" (Prov. 21:30).

Track 9 isn't about conspirators, but it does deal with co-Spirit-ors, the Apostles on the day of Pentecost. Thanks to the Holy Spirit dwelling in them and us, we need not fear any conspiracy (Matthew 10:19-20, Luke 12:11-12). Nuff said!