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New ApologetiX CD Buy it Online & Package Deals
Mon., Dec. 18. 2000 2:17am EST

J. Jackson, lead singer and lyricist for ApologetiX (That Christian Parody Band) here!

I hope the Christmas schedule hasn't become to hectic for you!

1. Order the New CD Online at ApologetiX.com
2. Package Deals Save You Up to $10
3. What's on Each of the Five ApologetiX CDs
4. Vote to Have ApologetiX at Creation 2001
5. You Could Win Free Tickets for Creation 2001
6. Upcoming Concerts
7. ApologetiX in the News

1. ORDER THE NEW CD ONLINE AT APOLOGETIX.COM Well, at last, our new "Spoofernatural" CD is available on the website at apologetix.com! With the holidays slowing down the U.S. Mail, I can't guarantee that if you order, you'll receive it by Christmas, but I can tell you that your order will be processed as quickly as possible.

2. PACKAGE DEALS SAVE YOU UP TO $10 With the new CD now available online, we've revised the package deals to include "Spoofernatural." Since "Spoofernatural" includes both classic and modern rock tunes, it's available as a part of the Classic Rock Special, the Modern Rock Special, the Total Rock Special and the Complete Package. These packages are all available on the website. Please note: Due to a temporary graphics glitch, the "Radical History Tour" icon appears on the Modern Rock Package although the text says "Ticked." The text is correct, not the graphic. In the "Total Rock Special," the "Ticked" icon is missing, although the text clearly says it's "All five CDs." Again, the text is correct, not the graphic. Rest assured that if you order one of these packages, you will get the CDs as described in the text. The graphics will be fixed soon.

Spoofernatural (2000) $14.99 (includes postage and handling)

Biblical Graffiti (1999) $14.99 (includes postage and handling)

Jesus Christ Morningstar (1998) $14.99 (includes postage and handling)

Ticked (1997) $14.99 (includes postage and handling)

Radical History Tour (1994) $14.99 (includes postage and handling)

Modern Rock Special (Spoofernatural, Ticked and Biblical Graffiti) $35.96 (Save $2.50)

Classic Rock Special (Spoofernatural, Morningstar, Radical History Tour and Biblical Graffiti) $47.96 (Save $5)

Total Rock Special (all 5 ApologetiX CDs) $59.95 (Save $7)

The Complete Package (all 5 ApologetiX CDs plus a T-shirt) $72.94 (Save $10)

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3. WHAT'S ON THE FIVE APOLOGETIX CDS?

SPOOFERNATURAL (Classic & Modern Rock) November '00

Play That Funny Music
("Play That Funky Music" by Wild Cherry and Vanilla Ice)

Fishin' On a Pier
("Livin' on a Prayer" by Bon Jovi)

Pray Now
("All Star" by Smash Mouth)

El-ijah ("Elvira" by the Oak Ridge Boys)

Sin Can Be Resistible
("Simply Irresistible" by Robert Palmer)

Trooth
("Smooth" by Santana Featuring Rob Thomas)

La Bible
("La Bamba" by Ritchie Valens and Los Lobos)

I Want in That Place
("I Want it That Way" by the Backstreet Boys)

Crowd of Foreign Girls
("California Girls" by the Beach Boys and David Lee Roth)

Choirboy
("Cowboy" by Kid Rock)

Every Crown Has Its Thorns
("Every Rose Has Its Thorn" by Poison)

Livin' What Jesus Spoke Of
("Livin' La Vida Loca" by Ricky Martin)

I Love Apostle Paul
("I Love Rock 'n' Roll" by Joan Jett & the Blackhearts)

Jonah, Jonah
("Mony, Mony" by Billy Idol and Tommy James & the Shondells)

Learn Some Deuteronomy
("Pour Some Sugar on Me" by Def Leppard)

Last Night
("Last Kiss" by Pearl Jam and J. Frank Wilson & the Cavaliers)

Once Livin' Twice Died
("Once Bitten Twice Shy" by Great White)

Rock This Tower
("Rock This Town" by the Stray Cats)

Genny 22
("867-5309/Jenny" by Tommy Tutone)

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BIBLICAL GRAFFITI (Classic & Modern Rock) December '99

One Way
("One Week" by the Barenaked Ladies)

Twins Came Out
("Twist and Shout" by the Beatles)

Every Step to Take
("Every Breath You Take" by the Police)

969
("Summer of "69" by Bryan Adams)

Second Timothy
("Sex and Candy" by Marcy Playground)

You Ain't Been Nothing Yet
("You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet" by B.T.O.)

Donkey Talked With Him
("Honky Tonk Women" by the Rolling Stones)

Ronomy
("Runaway" by Del Shannon)

Credence Thru Deepwater Survival
("Proud Mary" by Creedence Clearwater Revival)

Lawful Woman in a Bad Place
("Long Cool Woman (in a Black Dress) by the Hollies)

Kick in the Wall
("Another Brick in the Wall Pt. 2" by Pink Floyd)

Fast Paul
("The Way" by Fastball)

Jail Got Rocked
("Jailhouse Rock" by Elvis Presley)

Put You Down in My Will
("Push" by matchbox 20)

Crazy Little King God Loves
("Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Queen)

Dancing Dave
("Dancing Days" by Led Zeppelin)

Smart Blest Man
("Sharp Dressed Man" by ZZ Top)

Revelation Man
("Secret Agent Man" by Johnny Rivers)

Armageddon Valley Someday
("Pleasant Valley Sunday" by the Monkees)

Droppin' on the Sun
("Walkin' on the Sun" by Smash Mouth)

Bends to Low Places
("Friends in Low Places" by Garth Brooks)

Enter Samson
("Enter Sandman" by Metallica)

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JESUS CHRIST MORNINGSTAR (Classic Rock CD) Dec. '98

Hotel Can't Afford Ya
("Hotel California" by the Eagles)

Go Right Now
("All Right Now" by Free)

Apostle Me
("Rock n' Me" by Steve Miller Band)

Jesus
("Venus" by the Shocking Blue and Bananarama)

Temple Physician
("Pinball Wizard" by the Who and Elton John)
Love & Kisses
("Rock and Roll All Night" by Kiss)

Parable Guy
("American Pie" by Don McLean)

I'll Prepare For You
("I'll Be There for You" Theme from "Friends" TV Show by the Rembrandts)

I Have to Die First
("Eye of the Tiger" by Survivor)

Didn't Just Die
("Live and Let Die" by Paul McCartney)

Died and Rose
("China Grove" by the Doobie Brothers)

L.S.F.
("Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds" by the Beatles and Elton John)

Spirit Inside
("Spirit in the Sky" by Norman Greenbaum)

Walk His Way
("Walk This Way" by Aerosmith)

You May Be Bright
("You May Be Right" by Billy Joel)

John 1:1
("Fun, Fun, Fun" by the Beach Boys)

Narrow Way to Heaven
("Stairway to Heaven" by Led Zeppelin)

Fakey Shaky Parts
("Achy Breaky Heart" by Billy Ray Cyrus)

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TICKED (Modern Rock CD) Dec. '97

Come Out and Pray
("Come Out and Play" by the Offspring)

All ApologetiX
("All Apologies" by Nirvana)

Naomi Gonna Be With Ruth
("Only Wanna Be With You" by Hootie & the Blowfish)

Shepherd's Paradise
("Gangsta's Paradise" by Coolio)

Counting Blessings
("Counting Blue Cars" by Dishwalla)

Plump
("Lump" by the Presidents of the USA)

Letterman
("Better Man" by Pearl Jam)

People
("Pepper" by the Buttonhole Surfers)

Big Deal
("Big Me" by Foo Fighters)

Little Sins
("Little Things" by Bush)

Stupid World
("Stupid Girl" by Garbage)

A Lie
("Alive" by Pearl Jam)

Preachers
("Peaches" by the Presidents of the USA)

Who's There?
("Loser" by Beck)

Heaven Isn't Like That
("Shine" by Collective Soul)

No Chain
("No Rain" by Blind Melon)

Young As You Are
("Come As You Are" by Nirvana)

Casket Place
("Basket Case" by Green Day)

Lightning Flashes
("Lightning Crashes" by Live)

InYerFace Love Song
("Interstate Love Song" by Stone Temple Pilots)

You Gotta Go
("You Oughta Know" by Alanis Morissette)

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RADICAL HISTORY TOUR (Classic Rock) Aug. '94/Mar. '99

Bethlehemian Rhapsody
("Bohemian Rhapsody" by Queen)

Isaac Man
("Ice Cream Man" by Van Halen)

Jacob's Name is Israel
("Takin' Care of Business" by Bachman-Turner Overdrive)

Judgment Gets Passed
("Jumpin' Jack Flash" by the Rolling Stones)

(Check Out) the Book
("The Look" by Roxette)

Yer Maker
("D'yer Maker" by Led Zeppelin)

I Know a Riddle
("I Know a Little" by Lynard Skynard)

I've Got Elijah Fightin' Baal
(I've Got a Tiger By the Tail" by Buck Owens)

Not Logs Lincoln
("Hot Rod Lincoln" by Commander Cody & His Lost Planet Airmen)

Read Ephesians
("Sweet Emotion" by Aerosmith)

Lazzie Lay
("Maggie Mae" by Rod Stewart)

Catch That Fever!
("Cat Scratch Fever" by Ted Nugent)

Triune Godhead
("Satisfaction" by the Rolling Stones)

Ignorant Song
("Immigrant Song" by Led Zeppelin)

E.Z.Kiel
("Suzi Q" by Creedence Clearwater Revival)

Virgin
("Urgent" by Foreigner)

The Sounds of Silas
("The Sound of Silence" by Simon & Garfunkel)

Bad Dude Risin'
("Bad Moon Risin'" by Creedence Clearwater Revival)

Life in the Last Days
("Life in the Fast Lane" by the Eagles)

Midnight Hour, Pt. 2
("In the Midnight Hour" by Wilson Pickett)

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T-SHIRTS ApologetiX T-Shirts look just like the ones you see the guys wearing in concert and on the website. They feature the band's name/logo and the Trinity (triquetta) symbol and the website on the front and the scripture quote from 1 Peter 3:15 and the band's name and the triquetra on the back. The shirts are black with white type and come in three sizes: L, XL and XXL.

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VIDEO The ApologetiX video, shot in high quality digital video, is 24 minutes long and includes interviews, lots of "live" music clips and on-stage humor (as you've grown accustomed to if you've seen us "live") plus full-length videos for "One Way" (studio version) and "Hotel Can't Afford Ya" (live version).

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4. VOTE TO HAVE APOLOGETIX AT CREATION IN 2001 Last year, we played main stage at Creation in Pennsylvania, the nation's largest Christian music festival. We'd love to play there again in 2001, and we'd love for you to be there too! And there's a way you can help both yourself and us to get there.

5, YOU COULD WIN FREE TICKETS FOR CREATION This year the folks at Creation are doing a survey on their website to help them select the artists they invite. You get to pick your top ten favorite bands you'd like to see at Creation 2001. If you leave your name they'll enter you in a drawing for free tickets, too. Now, before I give you the address and you run and put us in all ten slots, realize this: we want to give them real feedback that they can use -- and besides, we don't want them to think that we stuffed the ballot box! So please, go to the site below and pick your favorite ten bands you'd like to see live and please DO pick us as one of them. And please fill out all the info. (Please only do it once, but please get others to fill it out ... everyone you know will be fine!)

Here's the address of the survey: http://www.gospelcom.net/creation/c2001_surv.php3

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6. UPCOMING CONCERTS

Thu., Dec. 28 at 9:30 p.m. (Closed Show)
Youth Rally, Worship Center
Lancaster, PA
Contact: John Staffieri 717-656-4271

Sun., Dec. 31 at 7:30 p.m.
New Years Eve Party
Chelten Baptist Church
1601 Limekiln Pike
Dresher, PA 19025
Contact: Ken Hunkins 215-646-5557 (Church)
215-957-3268 (Home)

Sun., Jan. 7 at 7 p.m.
Shoal Creek Revival Church
30080 Hwy 60
Pierce City MO 65723
Contact: Pastor Charles Brown 417-476-8135 or 417-476-8136

Tue., Jan. 9 at 8 p.m.
National Youth Leader's Convention Christ In Youth Ozark Christian College 1111 N. Main
Joplin, Mo
Contact: Dr. Gary B. Zustiak 417-781-2273 ext. 27

Fri., Jan. 26 at 6:30 p.m.
Thawfest
Kalamazoo, MI
Contact: Rob Perks 1-800-848-9978 ext 4907 or 616-629-5716

7. APOLOGETIX IN THE NEWS This past week ApologetiX was the subject of feature articles in both the Latrobe Bulletin (12/12/00) and the In Pittsburgh Newsweekly (12/13/00). The Latrobe Bulletin is published in Latrobe, Pa., hometown of pro golfer Arnold Palmer and T.V.'s Mr. Rogers. It's also the place I lived in when I became a born again Christian way back in 1988. The In Pittsburgh issue is still available at outlets and in machines all around the Pittsburgh area. It's a free paper. Frankly, we cringed when In Pittsburgh said they wanted to do an article on us, since they tend to lean more than a little to the left of things, but their article "ApologetiX, Meet the SkeptiX," was actually quite an entertaining read, and they didn't totally lambaste us. They actually had some (but not all) kind things to say! As a former reporter and rock reviewer myself, I was pleasantly surprised, but don't expect them to name us as their Band of the Year anytime soon! :o)

We wish you all a very merry Christmas!

Apologetically,

J.