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New ApologetiX CD - What
Mon., Nov. 20. 2000 2:27am EST


J. Jackson, lead singer and lyricist for ApologetiX (That Christian Parody Band) here!

In this issue:

1. More info on the release party this Saturday in Pittsburgh
2. New CCM ad
3. Complete list of songs on the new CD, "Spoofernatural"
4. List of stores stocking ApologetiX
5. What to do if your store doesn't stock ApologetiX (IMPORTANT)

Well, the waiting is just about over. By the time you read this newsletter, it should be Tuesday, November 21 -- the official release date for the new CD by ApologetiX (not to mention the new CDs from DC Talk and Michael W. Smith). "Spoofernatural" contains 19 biblical parodies of rock hits from the 1950's-2000, and this is the e-mail newsletter which finally tells you plainly what songs are on it!



The official release party for "Spoofernatural" will be this Saturday, November 25 (two days after Thanksgiving) at 2 p.m. It'll be held at the brand new Family Christian Store in Robinson Town Centre in Pittsburgh, PA, and the band will be on hand to sign the CDs, chat and play some of the new tunes "live" for a mini-concert.

Sat., Nov. 25 ApologetiX CD Release Party (with concert) 2 p.m. - Meet the Band 3 p.m. - Concert 4 p.m. - Meet the Band


Family Bookstores (NEW LOCATION!)
1120 Park Manor Blvd (near Ames) Robinson Towne Center
Pittsburgh PA (412) 788-2775


From Pittsburgh: Take Rt. 279S (Parkway West) to the end. Follow signs that say "Rt. 22/30 West to Airport." You'll be on that road for a few minutes and pass a few exits, and then you'll see a sign that says "Exit 1 Robinson Town Ctr Blvd." Take that exit. At end of exit ramp, turn right at light. Make right at first light onto Park Manor Boulevard. Make left at first light into shopping plaza. Family Bookstores is two stores to the left of the big Ames store.



When I got home from our concert in Watertown, NY (They had about a foot of snow accumulate during our concert -- no kidding!) this weekend, I discovered that the new CCM Magazine had arrived already! We have a full-page ad for "Spoofernatural" on the inside front cover. I don't think it will hit the bookstores until November 28, but it DID hit subscribers in time for the new CD release. If your local store doesn't stock ApologetiX or "Spoofernatural," it might be a good idea to show them the ad in the new CCM Magazine (It's the December issue with Rebecca St. James on the cover. The November issue had Chris Rice on it).



These are the songs featured on "Spoofernatural":

Play That Funny Music
Parody of "Play That Funky Music" by Wild Cherry and Vanilla Ice

Fishin' On a Pier
Parody of "Livin' on a Prayer" by Bon Jovi

Pray Now (Lost Art)
Parody of "All Star" by Smash Mouth

Parody of "Elvira" by the Oak Ridge Boys

Sin Can Be Resistible
Parody of "Simply Irresistible" by Robert Palmer

Parody of "Smooth" by Santana Featuring Rob Thomas

La Bible
Parody of "La Bamba" by Ritchie Valens and Los Lobos

I Want in That Place
Parody of "I Want it That by the Backstreet Boys

Crowd of Foreign Girls
Parody of "California Girls" by the Beach Boys and David Lee Roth

Parody of "Cowboy" by Kid Rock

Every Crown Has Its Thorns
Parody of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn" by Poison

Livin' What Jesus Spoke Of
Parody of "Livin' La Vida Loca" by Ricky Martin

I Love Apostle Paul
Parody of "I Love Rock 'n' Roll" by Joan Jett & the Blackhearts

Jonah, Jonah
Parody of "Mony, Mony" by Billy Idol and Tommy James & the Shondells

Learn Some Deuteronomy
Parody of "Pour Some Sugar on Me" by Def Leppard

Last Night
Parody of "Last Kiss" by Pearl Jam and J. Frank Wilson & the Cavaliers

Once Livin' Twice Died
Parody of "Once Bitten Twice Shy" by Great White

Rock This Tower
Parody of "Rock This Town" by the Stray Cats

Genny 22
Parody of "867-5309/Jenny" by Tommy Tutone


4. Stores Stocking ApologetiX CDs

ApologetiX CDs are stocked in over 500 stores in 45 states plus Canada, Australia, and South Africa.

NOTE: Many stores that stock ApologetiX CDs order directly through the distributors, and may not appear on this list. If you know of a store that stocks ApologetiX and is not on this list, please e-mail to, and we'll add them to this list.


Advocate Books & Gifts -Birmingham AL
Books for His Flock - Pell City AL
Christian Bookstore - Florence AL
Praise the Lord Books & Gifts - Tuscaloosa AL
Sybil's Christian Supply - Dothan AL


Mainline Christian Booksellers - Fairbanks AK


Agape Christian Store - Phoenix AZ
CDGB's - Phoenix AZ
Central Christian Supply - Phoenix AZ
Christian Music Emporium - Phoenix AZ
Gospel Supplies - Tucson AZ


Lambs Way Bookstore - Batesville AR
Mardel Christian - Little Rock AR


Abundant Life Fellowship/Solid Rock
Bookstore - Roseville CA
The Chapel Store - Chino CA
Chico Christian Center - Chico CA
Christian Book Center - Newark CA
Christian Digital Music - Santa Maria CA
Christian Discount Center - Santa Fe Springs CA (5)
Christian Demo Clearing House - Rancho Cucamonga CA
Edals Books - Sacramento CA
Family Christian Stores - Chico CA
Family Christian Stores - Garden Grove
Lighthouse Christian Stores - Glendale CA (10)
Lighthouse Christian Store - Pasadena CA
Living Word Christian Ctr - Oroville CA
Redding Christian Supply - Redding CA
Sonshine Christian Store - Mission Viejo CA
Valley Book & Bible Stores - Van Nuys CA
(6) Vine and Branches - Lodi CA
Visalia Christian Supply - Visalia CA
West Angles Christian Bookstore - Los Angeles CA
The Word - Panorama City CA


Ark Bookstore - Denver CO
Grace Christian Bookstore - Castle Rock CO
Intermountain Christian Bookstore - Grand Junction CO
Logos Bookstore - Boulder CO
One Way Street - Denver CO
Sonlight Bookstore - Glennwood Springs CO
Sword and Scroll - Estes Park CO


Christ Centered Book & Music - Ft Myers FL
Christian Bookstore - Tallahassee FL
Christian Family Bookstore - Fort Lauderdale FL
Family Christian Stores - Miami FL
Family Christian Stores - Pensacola FL
Gainesville Christian Supply - Gainesville FL
Heavenbound - Naples FL
Life For Youth Ranch Bookstore - Vero Beach FL
Paxon Christian Bookstore - Jacksonville FL (2)
Right Way - Orange City FL
Tampa Christian Supply - New Port Richey FL
Tampa Christian Supply - Clearwater FL
Tampa Christian Supply - St Petersburg FL
Tampa Christian Supply - Tampa FL


Holy Rollers Christian Music - Ringgold GA


Agape Shoppe - Kailua HI
All Music - Lahaini HI
Kihei Christian Bookstore - Kihei HI
Logos Bookstore of Hawaii - Honolulu HI
Maui Christian Book Shop - Kahului Maui HI
Showers of Blessing - Mililani HI
Spirit of Life Book Center - Kahului Maui HI
Straight Street Resource Center - Kaneohe HI


Christian Gift Center - Lewiston ID
Nampa Christian Bookstore - Nampa ID
The Kings Way - Pocatello ID


Berean Bookstore - Bloomington IL
Berean Bookstore - Champaign IL
Berean Bookstore - Decatur IL
Berean Bookstore - Peoria IL
Bible Book Center - Rockford IL
Cross Reference - Aurora IL
Lemstone Books - Rockford IL
The Scroll - Rockford IL
Truth in Print - Chicago Heights IL
Vine and Branches - Naperville IL


Bible Bookstore - Vincennes IN
Carpenter's Son - Lafayette IN
Carpenters Tools - Valparaiso IN
Sonshine Christian - Peru IN
Trinity Gifts & Books Inc - Richmond IN
The Vineyard - Evansville IN


Frans Praise Shop - Algona IA
God's Family Christian - Spirit Lake IA
Good Shepherd Books ŽN More - Le Mars IA
Gosselinks - Pella IA
Lemstone Books - Cedar Falls IA
Lemstone Books - Coralville IA
Maranatha Book Shop - Manchester IA
Riverside Distributors - Iowa Falls IA
River of Life Bookstore - Cedar Rapids IA
Solid Ground - Corydon IA
Something Special - Rock Valley IA
Wellspring Christian Resource - Des Moines IA


Christian Books & Gifts - Manhattan KS
Christian Book & Gift Shoppe - Olathe KS
Faith and Life Bookstore - Newton KS
Good Bookstore - Hays KS
Lock Stock and Bible - Emporia KS
Mustard Seed - Coffeyville KS
R J Carr's Family Bookstore - Topeka KS
Soul Provider - Manhattan KS


Christian Service Bookstore - Paducah KY
Danville Christian Bookstore - Danville KY
Good News Shoppe - Mayfield KY
Heaven Sent - Williamstown KY


Christian Book Center - Lake Charles, LA
New Horizons Christian Center - Pineville LA


Lighthouse Bible & Gift - Fairfield ME
WMSJ - Freeport ME


Christian Light Bookstore - Frederick MD
Green Leaf Christian - Baltimore MD
Shepherd's Table - Frederick MD
Shepherd's Table - Hagerstown MD


Bibles Books & Things - Milford MA
Christian Book Distributors - Peabody MA
Cornerstone Christian - Agawam MA
Ramar Christian Gifts - Framingham MA


Agape Booksellers - Jackson MI
Baker Book House - Grand Rapids MI
Baker Book House - Holland MI
Christian Corner - Cheboygan MI
Cook Christian Supplies - Mt Pleasant MI
Cutlerville Christian - Grand Rapids MI
Hages Christian Supply - Muskegon MI
Ingram/Spring Arbor - Grand Rapids MI
Kregel Bookstore - Grandville MI
Kregel Bookstore - Grand Rapids MI
Rainbow Bookstore - Traverse City MI
Sounds of Light - Adrian MI
The Word Shoppe - Grandville MI


Apostle - Minnetonka MN
Bible Bookstore - Albert Lea MN
Bread of Life - Elk River MN
Cambridge Bible Bookstore - Cambridge MN
Christian Book & Gift - Rochester MN
Christian Inspirations - Rochester MN
Crown College Bookstore - St. Bonifacius MN
Daily Bread Books - Lakeville MN
Friendship Bookstore - Prior Lake MN
From the Heart - Forest Lake MN
Good News Bookstore - Wilmar MN
Good News Unlimited - Hutchinson MN
Inspiration Christian - Grand Rapids MN
Jacobs and Meidl - New Ulm MN
Lemstone Books Mall of America - Bloomington MN
Lemstone Books - Burnsville MN (2)
Living Word - Minneapolis MN
Maranatha Bookstore - St. Paul MN
Masters Books & Gifts - Clovis MN
Olive Branch - Hibbing MN
Twin Ports Bible & Book - Duluth MN
Wooddale Community Bookstore - Eden Prairie MN


Baptist Bible & Book House - Laurel MS
Christian Books & Music Inc. - Vicksburg MS
Crossgates Christian Supply - Hattiesburg MS
Lemstone Books - Tupelo MS
New Life Christian Supply - Corinth MS


Back to Basics - St. Louis/O'Fallon MO
Beacon Bible and Bookstore - Belton MO
Christian Publishers Outlet (CPO) - Springfield MO
For All Bible & Music Center - Joplin MO
Founders Bookstore - Springfield MO
Journeyman Gospel Center - Springfield MO
Omega Bookstore - Kansas City MO
Puppet Power - Cape Girardeau MO
Shepherds Connection - Kansas City MO


Christian Book Center - Missoula MT
Christian Book Supply Inc. - Kalispell MT


Abbey Inc. - Norfolk NE
Bible Book Shop - Scottsbluff NE
King's Bookstore - Omaha NE


The True Vine Christian Supplies - Elko NV


Bible Bookstore - Concord NH
Christian Marketplace - North Hampton NH
Good News Bookstore - Londonderry NH
Righteous Oak Christian - Keene NH


Calvary Lighthouse Bookstore - Lakewood NJ
Chester Christian Bookstore - Chester NJ
Christian Bookstore - Elizabeth NJ
Christian Publications - Pompton Plains NJ
Good News Bible Bookstore - Cherry Hill NJ
Joshua Tree - Woodbury NJ
Lamplighter Bookstore - Princeton NJ
The Promise Box - Williamstown NJ
Uhls Bible - Glassboro NJ
Wards Christian Book Shop - Burlington NJ


Bibles Plus - Albuquerque NM
Masters Books & Gifts - Clovis NM


Arrowhead Christian Center - Johnson City NY
Bender's Christian Supply - Williamsville NY
Christian Center Bookstore - Buffalo NY
Chapel Store - Farmington NY
Christian Music Direct - Watertown NY Christian Supply Center - Watertown NY
Good Tidings - Olean NY
Life Resources - Amherst NY
Logos Bookstore - Rochester NY
Message Bookstore - Brockport NY
New Beginnings Bookstore - Lakewood NY
Robert Wesleyan College Bookstore - Rochester NY
Sacred Melody - Syracuse NY
Spirit and Life - Cortland NY


Christian Discount Books - Murphy NC
Christian Supply Shoppe - Kannapolis NC
Joyful Noise - Gastonia NC
Lemstone Books - Wilmington NC
New Creation Bookstore - Matthews NC


Dickinson Christian Supply - Dickinson ND
Final Word - Bismarck ND Rainbow Shop - Bismarck ND
Samaritan Bookstore - Minot ND


Amazing Grace Christian Bookstore - E. Liverpool OH
The Bookery - Mansfield OH
Clark Book and Bible Store - Jackson OH
Covenant Corner - Fremont OH
Family Christian Store - Maumee OH
Family Christian Store - Toledo OH
Fantasy Records - Clyde OH
Gospel Bookstore - New Philadelphia OH
Gospel Bookstore II - New Philadelphia OH
Grace Christian Bookstore - Piqua OH
Lifeway Christian Store - Toledo OH
Logos Bookstore - Kent OH
Logos Bookstore - Medina OH
Logos Bookstore - Springfield OH
Mustard Seed Christian Book - South Point OH
A New Beginning - Warren OH
New Beginnings - Zanesville OH
Praises Family Book & Gift - Chillicothe OH
Rainbow Family Book Center - Maple Heights OH
Sword of the Spirit - Clyde OH
Franciscan Univ. Bookstore - Steubenville OH


Christian Bookstore - Stillwater OK
Mardel Christian - Edmond OK
Mardel Christian - Midwest OK
Mardel Christian - Norman OK
Mardel Christian - Oklahoma City OK (3)
Mardel Christian - Tulsa OK (2)
The Mustard Seed - Ada OK
Salt Cellar - Lawton OK
Woods Christian Bookstore - Ada OK


Christian Supply - Portland OR
Good Shepherd - Boring OR
Near the Cross - Stayton OR
One Way Book Shop - North Bend OR
Rainbow West Book & Bible - Albany OR
Rainbow West Book & Bible - Gresham OR
Rainbow West Book & Bible - Salem OR (2)
Rainbow West Book & Bible - Woodburn OR
Word of Life Book - The Dalles OR


Beacon Books - Erie PA - Northumberland PA
Christian Book & Gift Shop - Brookville PA
Christian Book & Office Supply - Johnstown PA
Christian Connection - Ellwood City PA
Christian Discs - Walnutport PA
Christian Light Bookstore - Chambersburg PA
Christian Light Bookstore - East York PA
Christian Light Bookstore - Elizabethtown PA
Christian Light Bookstore - Lancaster PA
Christian Light Bookstore - Lebanon PA
Christian Light Bookstore - Reading PA
Christian Publications Bookstore - Camp Hill PA
Cornerstone Good Bookstore - Wyalusing PA
Covenant Corner - Fremont OH
Cross Selections - Harrisburg PA
Daniel Lehigh's Bookstore - East Berlin PA
Desert Rose - Berwick PA
Family Bookstores - Bridgeville PA
Family Bookstores Century Square - West Mifflin PA
Family Bookstores - Cranberry PA
Family Bookstores - Monroeville PA
Family Bookstores - Natrona Heights PA
Family Bookstores Robinson Town Centre - Pittsburgh PA
Family Bookstores - Wexford PA
Fishers of Men - McKeesport PA
Friendship Bookstore - Lewistown PA
Gifts from Above Bookstore - Clarks Summit PA
Gone Fishin' - Erie PA
Gospel Book & Music - Grove City PA
Gospel Book & Supply - Meadville PA
Gospel Treasures - Washington PA
Grand Book & Bible - New Castle PA
Hackman's Bible Bookstore - Whitehall PA
Hearts & Minds - Dallastown PA
His Word Bookstore - Willow Street PA
J.O.Y. Bookstore - Shaefferstown PA
J.O.Y. Bookstore - Sinking Spring PA
Lemstone Books Ross Park Mall - Pittsburgh PA
Life Line Christian - Wexford PA
Living Waters Gift Store - Tobyhanna PA
Logos Bookstore - Beaver PA
Majesty Westmoreland Mall - Greensburg PA
Morning Star - State College PA
Mustard Seed - Broomall PA
Mustard Seed - Wayne PA
Mustard Seed - Exton PA
Mustard Seed - Glen Mills PA
New Life Christian Bookstore - Dubois PA
New Life Christian Bookstore - Warren PA
Paradise Christian Bookstore - Tunkhannock PA
Provident Book Store - Lancaster PA
Record-Rama Pines Plaza Perry Hwy - Pittsburgh PA
Rock of Ages - Seneca PA
Wellspring Bookstore - King of Prussia PA
Wellspring Bookstore - Willow Grove PA
Word Christian Book & Gift Shop - Shrewsbury PA - Walnutport PA


Christian Supply - Spartansburg SC
Cross Way - Greenville SC


Crossroads Books & Music - Sioux Falls SD
Kairos - Freeman SD
Shepherd Shop - Madison SD


Bible Bookstore - Jackson TN
Logos Bookstore - Nashville TN
New Day Christian Distributors - Hendersonville TN


Bailey's Bookstore - Lubbock TX
The Church of the Good Shepherd Bookstore - Houston TX
Family Christian Store - Irving TX
Family Christian Store South (Formerly Christian General Store) - Austin TX
For Heaven's Sake - Conroe TX
Gifts Galore - Pleasantown TX
Good News Bookstore - Lubbock TX
Hidden Treasures Christian - Duncanville TX
KNLE FM - Austin TX
Manna Books & Gifts - De Soto TX
Mardel Christian - Arlington TX
Mardel Christian - Ft Worth TX
Mardel Christian - Irving TX
Mardel Christian - Mesquite TX
Mardel Christian - Plano TX
Mardel Christian - Wichita TX
The Shell Connection - Port Isabel TX
Sonshine Book & Gift - Lake Jackson TX
Sound Source Christian Music - Midland TX
Wayland University Bookstore - Plainview TX


Faith Bible Bookstore - Hartford VT


Harvest Company - Chesapeake VA
Heaven & Earth - Chesapeake VA
Heaven & Earth - Glen Allen VA
Heaven & Earth - Hampton VA
Heaven & Earth - Newport News VA (2) Heaven & Earth - Norfolk VA
Heaven & Earth - Richmond VA (4)
Heaven & Earth - Tabb VA
Harvest Company - Virginia Beach VA
Heaven & Earth - Virginia Beach VA(4)
Heaven & Earth - Williamsburg VA
Our Father's House - Chilhowie VA
Sharon Bookstore - Waynesboro VA


Branches Christian Bookstore - Vancouver WA
Christian Supply Center - Walla Walla WA
Emmanuel Gospel Supply - Vancouver WA
Maranatha - Aberdeen WA
Rainbow West Book & Bible - Battle Ground WA
Rainbow West Book & Bible - Vancouver WA
Sower Bible Bookstore - Spokane WA


Shepherd's Table - Martinsburg WV
Tolley's Bible Bookstore - S. Charleston WV


Abundant Life Bookstore - Superior WI
Bible Book Store - Beloit WI
Christian Book Nook - Osh Kosh WI
Christian Bookstore - Schofield WI
Christian Bookstore - Wausau WI (2)
Garden of Readin - Brookfield WI
Giving Tree - Waukesha WI
Inspiration House - Walworth WI
Judy's Greetings of Love - Oconomowoc WI
Lemstone - Appleton WI
Lighthouse Christian Bookstore - Green Bay WI
Shepherd's Heart - Monroe WI
Sherpherd's Voice - Onalaska WI
Something More - Milwaukee WI
Words of Hope - Madison WI


Crown Video - Edmonton AB New Song - Wasaga Beach ON


C.M.P. - Forest Hill Australia - Nationwide Koorong Christian Retail Chain - Nationwide


Family Resources - Johannesburg S. Africa



If you local store doesn't stock ApologetiX, please tell them that they can order through their major distributors: Ingram/Spring Arbor, Riverside or New Day. Chances are, your local store orders from at least one of these distributors. Those distributors have all placed large orders for "Spoofernatural" and should have it in stock. If your store has a ReSound unit that plays CD samples, you can look up ApologetiX on that unit, and show them our first four CDs. It'll show the covers, list the songs and play them all. ApologetiX is in all the ReSound units.

If your store wants to order ApologetiX, they can look us up by group name or by title. If they are still having trouble finding ApologetiX, here is a sure-fire way for them to find us: Have them look up the UPC code for our CDs. Here they are:

UPC Codes

Spoofernatural 6 51968-0005-2 8
Biblical Graffiti 6 51968-0004-2 9
Jesus Christ Morningstar 6 51968-0002-2 1
Ticked 6 51968-0001-2 2
Radical History Tour 6 51968-0003-2 0

If your store would like to get a discount on their CDs plus free shipping and a free demo CD, please give them the phone number of our retail relationship manager, Tim Hetchler. Tim personally takes care of all the stores who carry ApologetiX. He makes sure they have everything they need and they get the best deal. Free freight on all orders and free demo with their first order. Tim is a great guy and also represents the Billy Graham Evangelism Association's books and films, so your local store may already know him.

Tim Hetchler Wesscott Marketing 1-800-788-0442

Please make sure you tell your store about the full-page ad on the inside front cover of CCM.


Thank you all for sharing our joy and excitement over the new release. Please e-mail us back to let us know what you think of "Spoofernatural." God bless you! Happy Thanksgiving!



-- J. Jackson ApologetiX (That Christian Parody Band)

Mark 10:27

Jesus looked at them and said, "With man this is impossible, but not with God; all things are possible with God."