Our New Bass Player, Doug
Tue., Apr. 17. 2012 1:15pm UTC
If you've been following ApologetiX for a while, you know that our bass player, Keith Haynie, has an identity crisis of epic proportions.
An astounding number of people unintentionally get his name wrong, though he's rarely called by the same wrong name more than once. It all started back in 1996 at a Waffle House in Georgia.
Since then, Keith has gone acquired over 30 new first names, and it happened again on Monday. Keith's wife, Krista, gives an eyewitness account:
"I called the place for the trailer hitch ... and the guy said, 'Is this for the shuttle bus? I talked to Doug last week.' And I said, 'Excuse me,' and he said, 'I talked to Doug last week about this. Oh, wait ... or was that Keith?'"
For a complete list of Keith's names and their origin, go to: