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Beatle-Dee & Beatle-Dumb: Date Night with J.
Fri., Jul. 19. 2019 4:31pm EDT
J. Jackson, lead singer and lyricist for ApologetiX here again.
On July 6, I posted a photo of my amazing wife, Lisa, on Facebook after a dinner and movie date. We'd just gone to Longhorn Steakhouse and the movie "Yesterday" as a belated birthday celebration.
As I said in my post: Now how could I let it be without taking a photo when I saw her sitting there and I've just seen a face like that? Lovely Lisa — she loves me, yeah, yeah, yeah! And I love her! In fact, she's a woman who can have all my loving any time at all. Our marriage keeps getting better all the time, and something tells me it'll be even more fab when I'm sixty-four. But slow down … there's a long and winding road till then.
Now you may have noticed that there were 15 Beatles references (besides "Yesterday") above if you count "birthday." But I have a warning for you husbands out there. Before you try a stunt like this yourself, here are 20 Beatles song titles you probably NEVER should use when you're writing to or about your wife:
Another Girl
She's So Heavy
Carry That Weight
I'll Get You
Run for Your Life
You Like Me Too Much
Misery
I'm So Tired
I'm Only Sleeping
It's All Too Much
You Never Give Me Your Money
Get Back
Don't Bother Me
You Can't Do That
I Should Have Known Better
Tell Me Why
Think for Yourself
Your Mother Should Know
Cry, Baby, Cry
Hey Bulldog
If you use any of those bad boys the wrong way, I've got a feeling it could be the end of your marriage! Think for yourself 'cause I won't be there with you to help!
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