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06.25.22Bible-Reading Update: Joshua 16-1 Samuel 9
06.25.22Prayers for Former ApX Soundman
06.24.22Get the ApX Complete Library or ApX USB Thumb Drives
06.24.22New USBs Include New CD and Latest Single
06.24.22Over 1475 Tracks for $100
06.24.22Get Multiple Downloads for One Donation
06.24.22How to Donate Online or by Mail
06.24.22Influential Albums: 772-778
06.24.22Rock Thru the Bible with ApX This Week
06.24.22The Stories Behind the Songs on Single #11
06.21.22New Single: '75 & '79
06.18.22Clues for 2022 Single #11
06.18.22Rock Thru the Bible with ApX This Week
06.18.22Influential Albums: 765-771
06.10.22The Stories Behind the Songs on Single #10
06.10.22Rock Thru the Bible with ApX This Week
06.10.22Influential Albums: 758-764
06.06.22New Single: Theatrical Rockers
06.04.22Influential Albums: 751-757
06.04.22Darnell Cline Update & Prayer Request
06.04.22Rock Thru the Bible with ApX This Week
06.03.22Clues for 2022 Single #10
05.27.22Rock Thru the Bible with ApX This Week
05.27.22Encouraging Words from a Brand-New Fan
05.27.22Influential Albums: 744-750
05.27.22New CD BOGO Ends Memorial Day
05.27.22Rock Thru the Bible with ApX This Week
05.27.22The Stories Behind the Songs on Single #9
05.23.22New Single: Two Rockers from '73
05.21.22Get Over 1450 Tracks for $100 This Week
05.21.22How to Get Multiple Singles or Our Complete Library
05.21.22Rock Thru the Bible with ApX This Week
05.20.22Influential Albums: 737-743
05.14.22Influential Albums: 730-736
05.14.22ApX Top 15 x 2 from Lynchburg VA
05.14.22Rock Thru the Bible with ApX This Week
05.14.22The Stories Behind the Songs on Single #8
05.14.22New Single: Late-70's Rock Classics
05.07.22Influential Albums: 723-729
05.07.22Update on ApX Alum Tom Milnes
05.07.222 Fans Will Match Donations Thru Next Saturday
05.07.22Rock Thru the Bible with ApologetiX, Wk. 3
05.07.22Clues for 2022 Single #8
05.02.22This Week's News Bulletin
04.30.22Encouraging Emails from Four Fans
04.29.22Influential Albums: 716-722
04.29.22Rock Thru the Bible with ApologetiX, Wk. 2
04.28.22The Stories Behind the Songs on Single #7
04.26.22New Single: '79 & '84
04.22.22Rock Thru the Bible with ApX: A New Bible-Study Tool
04.22.22Influential Albums: 709-715
04.19.22This Week's News Bulletin
04.14.22Influential Albums: 702-708
04.14.22ApX Easter Week Playlist
04.14.22The Story Behind on Our Upcoming CD
04.14.22The Stories Behind the Songs on Single #6
04.11.22New Single: 2 Gals Named Val
04.09.22Clues for 2022 Single #6
04.09.22ApX Top 11 from a Pastor in Illinois
04.09.22Influential Albums: 695-701
04.02.22NY Fan Will Match Donations Thru Next Saturday
04.02.22ApX Top 10+ from Erie PA
04.02.22New Health Update on ApX Guitarist Tom Tincha
04.02.22Influential Albums: 688-694
03.31.22The Stories Behind the Songs on Single #5
03.28.22New Single: 70's Rock Classics
03.26.22ApX Top 10 from Rockford IL
03.26.22ApologetiX Fan Club Now on Instagram
03.26.22Prayer Update on ApX Guitarist Tom Tincha
03.26.22Influential Albums: 681-687
03.21.22California Couple Will Match All Donations This Week
03.19.22ApX Top 10 from Toronto ON, Canada
03.18.22Influential Albums: 674-680
03.18.22New USBs: All the Music and Twice the Space
03.18.22The Stories Behind the Songs on 2022 Single #4
03.14.22New Single: Big-Time British Bands
03.12.22Influential Albums: 667-673
03.05.22We're Working to Improve Our Single Schedule
03.05.22Fan Will Match Donations Thru Next Saturday
03.05.22ApX Top 10 from Michigan
03.05.22Influential Albums: 659-666
02.28.22This Week's News Bulletin
02.26.22ApX Top 10 from Illinois
02.26.22Influential Albums: 652-658
02.26.22The Stories Behind the Songs on This Single
02.25.22Health Update on ApX Guitarist Tom Tincha
02.25.22Post-Surgery Update on ApX Bassist Keith Haynie
02.22.22New Single: '74 & '88
02.19.22Influential Albums: 645-651
02.19.22An ApX Top 10 from Kenya
02.19.22Update on Richard "Kennedy" Sadowski
02.19.22More on Our Upcoming Single (and Others to Follow)
02.18.22Clues for 2022 Single #3
02.13.22Influential Albums: 638-644
02.13.22Health Updates on Tom Tincha & Keith Haynie
02.13.22Latest Prayer Request Updates on Three Friends
02.12.22The Stories Behind the Songs on This Single
02.09.22New Single: 2 Fun Faves from the Early 90's
02.04.22Another ApX Top 10 from Dayton OH
02.03.22Influential Albums: 631-637

Rock Thru the Bible with ApologetiX, Wk. 2
Fri., Apr. 29. 2022 4:22pm EDT

Last week, we introduced a new feature called "Rock Thru the Bible," thanks to longtime ApX fan and friend David Michael.

David is making weekly lists of ApologetiX parodies to go with each day's readings (whenever possible) and weekly playlists of corresponding ApX lyric videos for those parodies on YouTube (the vast majority of which were made by other ApX fans), so you can listen and read along!

You can find the video playlists for this week and next week at:



Here are the songs and where to find them if you're making your own audio playlist:

Wed., Apr. 27 - Genesis 22-24

Genesis 22

"Genny 22" (found on Classics: 80's) parody of "867-5309/Jenny" by Tommy Tutone

"Drop Your Knife and Hurry, Man" (found on Play Nice) parody of "Rock You Like a Hurricane" by The Scorpions

Genesis 24

"Are You Gonna Be Ike's Girl" (found Classics: 2000's) parody of "Are You Gonna Be My Girl" by Jet

Thu., Apr. 28 - Genesis 25-27

Genesis 25

"Twins Came Out" (found on Classics: Party) parody of "Twist and Shout" by The Beatles

Fri., Apr. 29 - Genesis 28-30

Genesis 29

"That Daughter" (found on Soundproof) parody of "Black Water" by The Doobie Brothers

"Downer of a Sister" (found on Classics: Heavy) parody of "Chop Suey" by System of a Down

"Celebrity Kin" (found on Decent Alternative) parody of "Celebrity Skin" by Hole

Genesis 30

"Here Come the Sons" (found on, the EP, Orchard Avenue) parody of "Here Comes the Sun" by The Beatles

Sat., Apr. 30 - Genesis 31-33

Genesis 33

"Jacob's Name is Israel" (found on Classics: Party) parody of "Takin' Care of Business" by Bachman-Turner Overdrive

Sun., May 1 - Genesis 34-36

Genesis 34

"Boys Are Scary" (found on From Hair to Eternity) parody of "Voices Carry" by 'Til Tuesday

Genesis 36

"Sweet Oholibamah" (found on Classics 70's, Volume 2) parody of "Sweet Home Alabama" by Lynyrd Skynyrd

Mon., May 2 - Genesis 37-39

Genesis 37

"Makes Me Cranky" (found on Zebraic) parody of "Hanky Panky" by Tommy James and the Shondells

Tue., May 3 - Genesis 40-42

Genesis 41

"The Giver of Dreams" (found on Come See, Come Saw) parody of "The River of Dreams" by Billy Joel

"Bought by the Egyptians" (found on Quilt) parody of "Walk Like an Egyptian" by The Bangles

Wed, May 4 - Genesis 43-45

Genesis 45

"Somebody Sold Me" (found Classics: 2000's) parody of "Somebody Told Me" by The Killers

Thu., May 5 - Genesis 46-48

Nothing yet.

Fri., May 6 - Genesis 49-50

Nothing yet.

Sat., May 7 - Exodus 1-3

Exodus 2

"Miriam Girl" (found on Overdue Books) parody of "XXX's and OOO's (An American Girl)" by Trisha Yearwood

Exodus 3

"Head Over Here" (found on I Know You Are but What Am I?) parody of "Head Over Heels" by Tears for Fears

"YHWH" (found on Classics: Party) parody of "YMCA" by Village People

Sun., May 8 - Exodus 4-6

Exodus 4

"You Ain't Been Nothing Yet" (found on Braggadocious) parody of "You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet" by Bachman-Turner Overdrive

Mon., May 9 - Exodus 7-9

"Plagues" (found on Apolog80s: Back from the Future) parody of "Legs" by ZZ Top

Tue., May 10 - Exodus 10-12

"Pharaoh-noid" (found on Music Is As Music Does) parody of "Paranoid" by Black Sabbath