This Week's News Bulletin
Mon., Aug. 15. 2022 6:55pm EDT
1. NEW SINGLE: '75 & '95
We just released our 15th single of 2022. It spoofs a couple songs by European artists that became big U.S. hits in '75 and '95, with both of them going gold.
Here's what's on it:
1. Someone Shaved My Locks Tonight - Someone Saved My Life Tonight - Elton John
2. God and I Know - Cotton Eye Joe - Rednex
There are now 196 singles/EPs (398 songs) in our "downloads for a donation" series, including our previous single, "I Think We're in Rome Now" and "Jesus (Sermon on the Mount)," featuring parodies of Tiffany and Bananarama. To get multiple downloads with one donation, go to http://apologetix.com/news/news-details.php?news_id=3564
2. AUTOGRAPHED NEW CD BOGO ENDS SOON
Our 66th CD, Rock's in Their Heads has been in stock since August 5. If you haven't ordered it yet, you should do so soon; our autographed "buy one get one" deal ends soon.
Order now and we'll also mail you an extra Rock's in Their Heads free with every one you buy. And each copy will be autographed by ApologetiX lead singer and lyricist J. Jackson. We'll also send you a downloadable MP3 version of the new CD.
If you'd prefer to get a different CD as your free CD, you can choose from the 35 other titles. For more info, go to http://apologetix.com/news/news-details.php?news_id=4515
4. OVER 1500 TRACKS for $100
We're giving our complete library on download to everyone who donates $100 this week.
That's 1501 tracks, including various versions (studio, live, rarity, album, single, EP, revised, remastered, etc.), plus side projects.
Standard CDs 1993-2021 (832 tracks)
Remastered Classics CDs (219 tracks)
Singles, EPs, Rarities, Side Projects (450 tracks)
Just make your donation at http://www.apologetix.com/store/store-donate.php
After we receive your donation, we'll send you an email with links for all the downloads.
5. NEW USBs INCLUDE NEW CD and NEW SINGLE
We just got a brand new batch of USB flash drives. Emblazoned with the ApologetiX logo, the USBs include the digital versions of all 66 of our CDs, including Rock's in Their Heads, plus any parodies or rarities we've released that aren't on those CDs, including our latest single, "Someone Shaved My Locks Tonight" and "God and I Know."
We recently upgraded the storage capacity on them from 8 GB to 16 GB to accommodate our ever-expanding library of music. They still look exactly the same, and they're not any bigger on the outside; it's what's inside that counts. Like our previous USBs, they're write-enabled, so you can add more music to them if and when you get future ApX downloads.
Although we've doubled the capacity, the deal is the same; they're still available for a donation of $150 or more. If you've donated for our complete library before, they're still available for a donation of $50 or more.
6. BIBLE-READING PLAN UPDATE
Here's our Bible-reading plan for the next week for those of you reading along with us:
Tue., Aug. 16 - 1 Chronicles 22-24
Wed., Aug. 17 - 1 Chronicles 25-27
Thu., Aug. 18 - 1 Chronicles 28-29
Fri., Aug. 19 - 2 Chronicles 1-3
Sat., Aug. 20 - 2 Chronicles 4-6
Sun., Aug. 21 - 2 Chronicles 7-9
Mon., Aug. 22 - 2 Chronicles 10-12
7. HOW to DONATE ONLINE or BY MAIL
If you'd like to donate to ApologetiX, you can do so at http://www.apologetix.com/store/store-donate.php. If you prefer to mail a check/money order, please make it out to "ApologetiX" and send to: ApologetiX, 208 Charlemma Drive, Pittsburgh PA 15214-1414. Donations aren't tax-deductible, but they help keep us going. And prayers are always welcome!
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