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Rock Thru the Bible with ApX This Week
Thu., Feb. 16. 2023 12:02pm EST

In April 2022, we introduced a new feature called "Rock Thru the Bible." Our friend David Michael has been making lists of ApX parodies to go with each week's readings. He's also been creating playlists of corresponding lyric videos for them on YouTube. You can find those video playlists at: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCt2lHtRV1wziK5v4xYKu9Qw/featured

Here are all the entries for the coming week:

Sat., Feb. 18 - Acts 7-9

Chapter 7

3 "Fold Your Tent Up " (found on Rock's in Their Heads), parody of "Hold Your Head Up" by Argent
5 "Isaac Man" (found on Radical History Tour), parody of "Ice Cream Man" by Van Halen
9 "Somebody Sold Me" (found on Classics: 2000's), parody of "Somebody Told Me" by The Killers
21 "Miriam Girl" (found on Overdue Books), parody of "XXX's and OOO's (An American Girl)" by Trisha Yearwood
29 "Head Over Here" (found on I Know You Are but What Am I?), parody of "Head Over Heels" by Tears for Fears
36 "Plagues" (found on Apolog80s: Back from the Future), parody of "Legs" by ZZ Top
36 "Stressin' Out" (found on Alien Invasion), parody of "Steppin' Out" by Joe Jackson
41 "Don't Be Fooled" (found on Classics: Oldies), parody of "Don't Be Cruel" by Elvis Presley
47 "You Simply Write Down (My Directions)" (found on Kinda Stuffy), parody of "You Spin Me Round (Like a Record)" by Dead or Alive
54 "Learning Love" (found on Come See, Come Saw), parody of "Burning Love" by Elvis Presley
59 "(Don't Fear) The People" (found on Braggadocious), parody of "(Don't Fear) The Reaper" by Blue Öyster Cult

Chapter 8

5 "I Can't Go Back" (found on Apolog80s: Back from the Future), parody of "I Can't Hold Back" by Survivor
9 "Can't Buy Free Love" (found on I Know You Are but What Am I?), parody of "Can't Buy Me Love" by The Beatles
12 "I Went in the Stream" (found on You Can't Say Euphrates Without the 80's), parody of "Islands in the Stream" by Kenny Rogers & Dolly Parton
14 "The Power Above" (found on Wise Up and Rock), parody of "The Power of Love" by Huey Lewis and the News
32 "Sin of the World" (found on Soundproof), parody of "Cinnamon Girl" by Neil Young

Chapter 9

1 "The Second Half of Acts" (found on Rare, Not Well Done, Volume 2), parody of "Your Mama Don't Dance" by Loggins & Messina and Poison
1 "Born in the Jewish Faith" (found on From Hair to Eternity), parody of "Born in the U.S.A." by Bruce Springsteen
10 "Straight Street" (found on I Know You Are but What Am I?), parody of "Mainstreet" by Bob Seger
36 "She's Not Dead" (found on Double Take), parody of "She's Not There" by The Zombies

Sun., Feb. 19 - Acts 10-12

Chapter 10

1 "Cornelius" (found on Classics: Lite), parody of "Cecilia" by Simon & Garfunkel
35 "Get a Bite" (found on Classics: 70's), parody of "Let it Ride" by Bachman-Turner Overdrive
38 "Oppression" (found on Never Before, but Then Again... ), parody of "Obsession" by Animotion
43 "I'm a Receiver" (found on Classics: Party), parody of "I'm a Believer" by The Monkees

Chapter 11

1 "The Tablecloth (Peter's Vision)" (found on Classics: Lite), parody of "Over My Head (Cable Car)" by The Fray

Chapter 12

1 "People" (found on Classics: 90's), parody of "Pepper" by Buttonhole Surfers
1 "Follow Me" (found on Classics: Lite), parody of "Follow Me" by Uncle Kracker
1 "Spread the Way" (found on Classics: Lite), parody of "Drift Away" by Dobie Gray
1 "Can't Let the Crowd in My Head" (found on Vision Gets Clearer As We Get Closer), parody of "Can't Get It Out of My Head" by Electric Light Orchestra
7 "Manifold" (found on Doves in Snakes' Clothing), parody of "Centerfold" by The J. Geils Band
16 "No Shepherd Tonight/New Other Nature" (found on Soundproof), parody of "No Sugar Tonight/New Mother Nature" by The Guess Who
16 "Help Me, Rhoda" (found on Classics: 60's), parody of "Help Me, Rhonda" by The Beach Boys


Mon., Feb. 20 - Acts 13-15

Chapter 13

1 "Crossloads" (found on Nichey), parody of "Crossroads" by Cream
22 "Be Like David Was" (found on Music Is As Music Does), parody of "Feel Like Makin' Love" by Bad Company
37 "Don't Scoff" (found on Come See, Come Saw), parody of "Don't Stop" by Fleetwood Mac


Tue., Feb. 21 - Acts 16-18

Chapter 16

16 "Paranormal" (found on Xit Ego Lopa), parody of "Destroyer" by The Kinks
23 "Jail Got Rocked" (found on Classics: Oldies), parody of "Jailhouse Rock" by Elvis Presley
23 "The Sounds of Silas" (found on Classics: 60's), parody of "The Sounds of Silence" by Simon & Garfunkel
30 "Here I Go (Against All I've Known)" (found on Classics: 80's), parody of "Here I Go Again" by Whitesnake

Chapter 17

11 "Pick It Up" (found on From Hair to Eternity), parody of "Lick It Up" by Kiss
11 "I Saw the Answer There" (found on The Boys Aren't Backin' Down), parody of "I Saw Her Standing There" by The Beatles
24 "I Feel the Earth Proves" (found on Very Vicarious), parody of "I Feel the Earth Move" by Carole King
24 "Bone Digger" (found on Classics: 2000's), parody of "Gold Digger" by Kanye West (Featuring Jamie Foxx)
26 "The Sound of Sirens" (found on Only a Glorified Cover Band), parody of "The Sound of Silence" by Disturbed

Chapter 18

1 "Aquila" (found on Soundproof), parody of "Aqualung" by Jethro Tull


Wed., Feb. 22 - Acts 19-21

Chapter 19

11 "Some Signs and Wonders Follow" (found on Prehysterical), parody of "Some Kind of Wonderful" by Grand Funk

Chapter 20

7 "Listening After Midnight" (found on Classics: Heavy), parody of "Living After Midnight" by Judas Priest
7 "Acts 20 " (found on Rock's in Their Heads), parody of "Black Betty" by Ram Jam
28 "There Are Wolves Among Us" (found on Only a Glorified Cover Band), parody of "Werewolves of London" by Warren Zevon
28 "Back Talk" (found on Prehysterical), parody of "Black Dog" by Led Zeppelin
28 "God's Blood" (found on Hot Potato Soup), parody of "Hot Blooded" by Foreigner
29 "What Is and Will Forever Be" (found on Isn't Wasn't Ain't), parody of "What is and What Should Never Be" by Led Zeppelin

Chapter 21

26 "Outnumbered" (found on Very Vicarious), parody of "Down Under" by Men at Work


Thu., Feb. 23 - Acts 22-24

Chapter 22

4 "Let's Show All the Way" (found on Never Before, but Then Again... ), parody of "Let's Go All the Way" by Sly Fox

Chapter 23

3 "Rollin' in the Yeast" (found on Singles Group), parody of "Reelin' in the Years" by Steely Dan


Fri., Feb. 24 - Acts 25-28

Chapter 25

6 "Wrongview" (found on Rare, Not Well Done, Volume 1), parody of "Longview" by Green Day

Chapter 26

1 "Lord Is Alive (Paul Before Agrippa)" (found on Rock's in Their Heads), parody of " Love Is Alive" by Gary Wright

Chapter 27

1 "I Think We're in Rome Now" (found on Kinda Stuffy), parody of "I Think We're Alone Now" by Tiffany

Chapter 28

3 "It's a Long Way to the Dock (If You Wanna Stop in Rome" (found on That's Too Bad), parody of "It's a Long Way to the Top (If You Wanna Rock 'n' Roll)" by AC/DC
16 "I Love Apostle Paul" (found on You Can't Say Euphrates Without the 80's), parody of "I Love Rock 'n' Roll" by Joan Jett & the Blackhearts
14 "Fast Paul" (found on Classics: 90's), parody of "The Way" by Fastball
25 "Wish You Could Hear" (found on Soundproof), parody of "Wish You Were Here" by Pink Floyd
28 "Search and You'll Get Saved" (found on Classics: Oldies), parody of "Surfin' USA" by The Beach Boys
30 "Never Been to Spain (Yet)" (found on Classics: Lite), parody of "Never Been to Spain" by Three Dog Night



Sat., Feb. 25 - Romans 1-3

Chapter 1

16 "Enjoy the Science" (found on Come See, Come Saw), parody of "Enjoy the Silence" by Depeche Mode
18 "Ignorant Song" (found on I Know You Are but What Am I?), parody of "Immigrant Song" by Led Zeppelin
18 "Monkey Scheme" (found on Classics: 60's), parody of "(Theme From) The Monkees" by The Monkees
18 "Monkeys for Uncles" (found on Wise Up and Rock), parody of "Money for Nothing" by Dire Straits
18 "A Fool Can Sound Intelligent" (found on Doves in Snakes' Clothing), parody of "Fooled Around and Fell in Love" by Elvin Bishop
18 "Bone Digger" (found on Classics: 2000's), parody of "Gold Digger" by Kanye West (Featuring Jamie Foxx)
18 "The Atheists" (found on Wise Up and Rock), parody of "The Way it is" by Bruce Hornsby and the Range
20 "Romans 1:20" (found on Conspiracy No. 56), parody of "Running on Empty" by Jackson Browne
20 "I Feel the Earth Proves" (found on Very Vicarious), parody of "I Feel the Earth Move" by Carole King
21 "A Lie" (found on Ticked), parody of "Alive" by Pearl Jam

Chapter 2

1 "Lazy Brain" (found on Classics: Heavy), parody of "Crazy Train" by Ozzy Osbourne
1 "Everybody Burps" (found on That's Too Bad), parody of "Everybody Hurts" by REM
15 "Flurry" (found on Classics: 2000's), parody of "Blurry" by Puddle of Mudd

Chapter 3

4 "Word Of" (found on Never Before, but Then Again...), parody of "Word Up!" by Cameo
10 "No One is Good But One" (found on Soundproof), parody of "Only the Good Die Young" by Billy Joel
10 "Transplants" (found on Classics: 2000's), parody of "Dance, Dance" by Fall Out Boy
10 "Dude (Would Like to Save Me)" (found on Wise Up and Rock), parody of "Dude (Looks Like a Lady)" by Aerosmith
19 "Karma's Convenient" (found on Get Rich Quick), parody of "Karma Chameleon" by Culture Club
23 "Yer Maker" (found on Soundproof), parody of "D'Yer Maker" by Led Zeppelin
23 "Psum 14" (found on Classics: Heavy), parody of "Fat Lip" by Sum 41
23 "I Want in That Place" (found on Classics: 90's), parody of "I Want it That Way" by The Backstreet Boys
23 "Patients" (found on Play Nice), parody of "Patience" by Guns N' Roses
23 "Good Works Don't " (found on Rock's in Their Heads), parody of " Good Girls Don't " by The Knack