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Rock Thru the Bible with ApX This Week
Fri., Mar. 10. 2023 3:10pm EST
In April 2022, we introduced a new feature called "Rock Thru the Bible." Our friend David Michael has been making lists of ApX parodies to go with each week's readings. He's also been creating playlists of corresponding lyric videos for them on YouTube. You can find those video playlists at: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCt2lHtRV1wziK5v4xYKu9Qw/featured
Here are all the entries for the coming week:
Sat., Mar. 11 - Galatians 1-3
Chapter 1
1 "This Is from Paul" (found on Apoplectic), parody of "This is a Call" by The Foo Fighters
6 "What Is and Will Forever Be" (found on Isn't Wasn't Ain't), parody of "What is and What Should Never Be" by Led Zeppelin
8 "Timeline" (found on Wise Up and Rock), parody of "Limelight" by Rush
9 "Isn't Wasn't Ain't (in the Bible)" (found on Isn't Wasn't Ain't), parody of "Livin' Lovin' Maid (She's Just a Woman)" by Led Zeppelin
Chapter 2
20 "Crossloads" (found on Nichey), parody of "Crossroads" by Cream
20 "Man on a Cross" (found on Hot Potato Soup), parody of "Man in a Box" by Alice in Chains
21 "Place of Grace" (found on Nichey), parody of "Ace of Spades" by Motörhead
Chapter 3
6 "Genny 22" (found on Classics: 80's), parody of "867-5309/Jenny" by Tommy Tutone
10 "Goodnews" (found on Loaded 45s), parody of "Footloose" by Kenny Loggins
10 "Leviticus Can't Be Done" (found on Zebraic), parody of "Little Miss Can't Be Wrong" by The Spin Doctors
19 "Learn Some Deuteronomy" (found on Braggadocious), parody of "Pour Some Sugar on Me" by Def Leppard
24 "Lemonade" (found on Braggadocious), parody of "Renegade" by Styx
24 "Back in the New Testament" (found on Classics: 60's), parody of "Back in the U.S.S.R." by The Beatles
26 "Heir of Our God" (found on Rock's in Their Heads), parody of "Hair of the Dog" by Nazareth
Sun., Mar. 12 - Galatians 4-6
Chapter 4
4 "One of Us Indeed" (found on Apoplectic), parody of "One of Us" by Joan Osborne
4 "Lost and Found" (found on Kinda Stuffy), parody of "Round and Round" by Ratt
10 "Revelation" (found on Classics: 60's), parody of "Revolution" by The Beatles
16 "Faithless Love" (found on You Can't Say Euphrates Without the 80's), parody of "Tainted Love" by Soft Cell
16 "Under the Breath" (found on Apoplectic), parody of "Under the Bridge" by Red Hot Chili Peppers
18 "God's Zealot" (found on Only a Glorified Cover Band), parody of "Godzilla" by Blue Öyster Cult
28 "Isaac Man" (found on Classics: 70's, Vol. 2), parody of "Ice Cream Man" by Van Halen
Chapter 5
1 "Free Indeed" (found on Xit Ego Lopa), parody of "T.N.T." by AC/DC
13 "Like Piranha Fish" (found on Apolog80s: Back from the Future), parody of "My Prerogative" by Bobby Brown
22 "The Power Above" (found on Wise Up and Rock), parody of "The Power of Love" by Huey Lewis and the News
Chapter 6
1 "To Be Rebuked" (found on Play Nice), parody of "To Be with You" by Mr. Big
8 "Patients" (found on Play Nice), parody of "Patience" by Guns N' Roses
Mon., Mar. 13 - Ephesians 1-3
Chapter 1
5 "Known from the Beginning" (found on Xit Ego Lopa), parody of "Beginnings" by Chicago
13 "I Feel God" (found on Transformed Soul), parody of "I Feel Good" by James Brown
18 "More Than a Healing" (found on Classics: 70's), parody of "More Than a Feeling" by Boston
Chapter 2
1 "Oppression" (found on Never Before, but Then Again...), parody of "Obsession" by Animotion
1 "Choirboy" (found on Classics: 90's), parody of "Cowboy" by Kid Rock
1 "Tried to Find Lots of Ways" (found on Very Vicarious), parody of "Drivin' My Life Away" by Eddie Rabbitt
2 "Resist Him" (found on Music Is As Music Does), parody of "Rhiannon" by Fleetwood Mac
5 "Ephesians" (found on Classics: Lite), parody of "The Reason" by Hoobastank
8 "The Word" (found on Classics: Oldies), parody of "Grease" by Frankie Valli
8 "Die Without His Grace" (found on Get Rich Quick), parody of "Eyes Without a Face" by Billy Idol
8 "Good Works Don't" (found on Rock's in Their Heads), parody of "Good Girls Don't" by The Knack
8 "More Than Works" (found on Classics: Lite), parody of "More than Words" by Extreme
10 "Works" (found on From Hair to Eternity), parody of "Words" by Missing Persons
Chapter 3
18 "I Can't Escape" (found on Doves in Snakes' Clothing), parody of "I Can't Explain" by The Who
20 "Ask God" (found on recent single), parody of "Let's Go" by The Cars
Tue., Mar. 14 - Ephesians 4-6
Chapter 4
14 "Mr. Don't" (found on Decent Alternative), parody of "Mr. Jones" by Counting Crows
17 "A Lie" (found on Ticked), parody of "Alive" by Pearl Jam
23 "Transplants" (found on Classics: 2000's), parody of "Dance, Dance" by Fall Out Boy
25 "Let's End the Fight Together" (found on Music Is As Music Does), parody of "Let's Spend the Night Together" by The Rolling Stones
29 "Faithless Love" (found on You Can't Say Euphrates Without the 80's), parody of "Tainted Love" by Soft Cell
29 "Speech Police" (found on Very Vicarious), parody of "Dream Police" by Cheap Trick
30 "Fly Away From Hell" (found on Classics: 70's), parody of "Highway to Hell" by AC/DC
30 "It's You in Me" (found on Churchigo II), parody of "Just You 'n' Me" by Chicago
Chapter 5
5 "I Was Made for Revenue" (found on Rock's in Their Heads), parody of "I Was Made for Lovin' You" by Kiss
5 "Greed River" (found on Vision Gets Clearer As We Get Closer), parody of "Green River" by Creedence Clearwater Revival
6 "You're All Like Troglodytes" (found on Prehysterical), parody of "You're All I've Got Tonight" by The Cars
6 "Trilobite Love" (found on Prehysterical), parody of "Bye Bye Love" by The Cars
8 "Stay in the Light" (found on Classics: Party), parody of "Stayin' Alive" by The Bee Gees
8 "Sad Today in the Dark" (found on recent single), parody of "Saturday in the Park" by Chicago
14 "Lethargy" (found on Zebraic), parody of "Refugee" by Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers
15 "A Foolhardy Song" (found on Prehysterical), parody of "Authority Song" by John Cougar Mellencamp
16 "Let's Redo the Music" (found on Loaded 45s), parody of "Listen to the Music" by Doobie Brothers
Chapter 6
4 "Train Them Up Before They Grow-Grow" (found on Get Rich Quick), parody of "Make It Big" by Wham!
10 "Read Ephesians" (found on The Boys Aren't Backin' Down), parody of "Sweet Emotion" by Aerosmith
10 "Back in the Battle" (found on Sandwich Platter), parody of "Back in the Saddle" by Aerosmith
11 "Phony Ol' Lie" (found on Zebraic), parody of "Lonely Ol' Night" by John Cougar Mellencamp
12 "The Sound of Sirens" (found on Only a Glorified Cover Band), parody of "The Sound of Silence" by Disturbed
15 "We Got the Feet" (found on Play Nice), parody of "We Got the Beat" by The Go-Go's
16 "The War in You" (found on That's Too Bad), parody of "The Warrior" by Scandal featuring Patty Smyth
18 "Talk Daily to Me" (found on From Hair to Eternity), parody of "Talk Dirty to Me" by Poison
Wed., Mar. 15 - Philippians 1-4
Chapter 1
6 "How You Rewind Me" (found on Classics: 2000's), parody of "How You Remind Me" by Nickelback
6 "God Knows You've Tried" (found on Apoplectic), parody of "Slide" by The Goo Goo Dolls
6 "Living, Loving Faith (Please Just Don't Worry)" (found on Only a Glorified Cover Band), parody of "Living Loving Maid (She's Just a Woman)" by Led Zeppelin
6 "You're Mad at What?" (found on Xit Ego Lopa), parody of "No Matter What" by Badfinger
7 "Sorry All the Time" (found on Never Before, but Then Again...), parody of "Party All the Time" by Eddie Murphy
14 "Bold As Christ" (found on Sandwich Platter), parody of "Cold As Ice" by Foreigner
15 "Preachers" (found on Classics: 90's), parody of "Peaches" by Presidents of the United States of America
21 "Stay Deceased" (found on Sandwich Platter), parody of "Stay with Me" by Faces
Chapter 2
3 "Humpty Dumpty Country Club" (found on Classics: Country), parody of "Honky Tonk Badonkadonk" by Trace Adkins
3 "Act Selfless" (found on Play Nice), parody of "Black Velvet" by Alannah Myles
3 "Even Though" (found on Decent Alternative), parody of "Even Flow" by Pearl Jam
5 "One of Us Indeed" (found on Apoplectic), parody of "One of Us" by Joan Osborne
7 "You're So Plain" (found on Loaded 45s), parody of "You're So Vain" by Carly Simon
9 "Still His Name" (found on Conspiracy No. 56), parody of "Still the Same" by Bob Seger
9 "Heaven's Gonna Lift You Up" (found on Kinda Stuffy), parody of "Never Gonna Give You Up" by Rick Astley
15 "Guard Your Candle" (found on Hot Potato Soup), parody of "Hard to Handle" by The Black Crowes
15 "Child of God" (found on Very Vicarious), parody of "Shining Star" by Earth, Wind & Fire
Chapter 3
7 "I Dealt with You" (found on You Can't Say Euphrates Without the 80's), parody of "I Melt with You" by Modern English
12 "Tufftumbling" (found on Play Nice), parody of "Tubthumping" by Chumbawamba
Chapter 4
6 "I'm Too Stressed" (found on Come See, Come Saw), parody of "I'm Too Sexy" by Right Said Fred
6 "Quite a God" (found on Decent Alternative), parody of "What I Got" by Sublime
6 "Get Serene" (found on Decent Alternative), parody of "Glycerine" by Bush
6 "Counting Blessings" (found on Ticked), parody of "Counting Blue Cars" by Dishwalla
6 "Talking Inner Peace" (found on Play Nice), parody of "Talking in Your Sleep" by The Romantics
13 "Feelin' Stronger in the Faith" (found on Unconditional Releases), parody of "Feelin' Stronger Every Day" by Chicago
Thu., Mar. 16 - Colossians 1-4
Chapter 1
13 "Glad It's Over" (found on Alien Invasion), parody of "Glad All Over" by The Dave Clark Five
15 "Jehovah" (found on Classics: Party), parody of "The Joker" by Steve Miller
16 "He Spoke" (found on Play Nice), parody of "The Stroke" by Billy Squier
16 "Triune Godhead" (found on I Know You Are but What Am I?), parody of "(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction" by The Rolling Stones
16 "Telescoper" (found on Rock's in Their Heads), parody of "Under My Wheels" by Alice Cooper
17 "Herman's Sermon" (found on Unconditional Releases), parody of "I'm Henry VIII, I Am" by Herman's Hermits
21 "Wicked" (found on Wise Up and Rock), parody of "Whip It" by Devo
27 "Full of Yourself (Distinguished Young Man)" (found on Sandwich Platter), parody of "Fooling Yourself (The Angry Young Man)" by Styx
Chapter 2
3 "Come for Some" (found on Apoplectic), parody of "Cumbersome" by Seven Mary Three
8 "Message in the Bible" (found on Only a Glorified Cover Band), parody of "Message in a Bottle" by the Police
11 "I Went in the Stream" (found on You Can't Say Euphrates Without the 80's), parody of "Islands in the Stream" by Kenny Rogers & Dolly Parton
16 "Separate Days (to Worship God)" (found on You Can't Say Euphrates Without the 80's), parody of "Separate Ways (Worlds Apart)" by Journey
16 "Sabbath Day's Quite Alright for Nice Things" (found on Rock's in Their Heads), parody of "Saturday Night's Alright for Fighting" by Elton John
16 "Keep Your Ham to Yourself" (found on Wise Up and Rock), parody of "Keep Your Hands to Yourself" by The Georgia Satellites
16 "December 5 or 6 B.C. (Oh Holy Night)" (found on Classics: Christmas), parody of "December 1963 (Oh What a Night)" by The Four Seasons
Chapter 3
1 "Bad Things for a Good Time" (found on That's Too Bad), parody of "Nothin' but a Good Time" by Poison
5 "Sinning Will" (found on Very Vicarious), parody of "Spinning Wheel" by Blood, Sweat & Tears
8 "Slow to Wrath" (found on Vision Gets Clearer As We Get Closer), parody of "Photograph" by Def Leppard
11 "The Sound of Sirens" (found on Only a Glorified Cover Band), parody of "The Sound of Silence" by Disturbed
21 "Train Them Up Before They Grow-Grow" (found on Get Rich Quick), parody of "Make It Big" by Wham!
Chapter 4
5 "If You Believe" (found on Never Before, but Then Again...), parody of "If You Leave" by Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark
Fri., Mar. 17 - 1 Thessalonians 1-3
Chapter 1
1 "Thessalonians Letters" (found on Overdue Books), parody of "Things Can Only Get Better" by Howard Jones
Chapter 2
2 "Bold As Christ" (found on Sandwich Platter), parody of "Cold As Ice" by Foreigner
13 "I'm a Receiver" (found on Classics: Party), parody of "I'm a Believer" by The Monkees
Chapter 3
1 "The Real Need" (found on Rock's in Their Heads), parody of "The Real Me" by The Who
Sat., Mar. 18 - 1 Thessalonians 4-5
Chapter 4
13 "Already Goin'" (found on Rare, Not Well Done, Volume 1), parody of "Already Gone" by the Eagles
13 "Trumpet Sound" (found on Never Before, but Then Again...), parody of "Funkytown" by Pseudo Echo
14 "Didn't Just Die" (found on Easter Standard Time), parody of "Live and Let Die" by Paul McCartney & Wings
14 "Died and Rose" (found on Easter Standard Time), parody of "China Grove" by The Doobie Brothers
14 "Taken Up" (found on Double Take), parody of "Shake it Up" by The Cars
16 "Rose Up" (found on Doves in Snakes' Clothing), parody of "Roller" by April Wine
Chapter 5
1 "Gimme Pre-Trib" (found on Hot Potato Soup), parody of "Gimme Three Steps" by Lynyrd Skynyrd
1 "Bible in Hand" (found on The Boys Aren't Backin' Down), parody of "Travelin' Band" by Creedence Clearwater Revival
2 "Bathwater" (found on Apoplectic), parody of "Backwater" by The Meat Puppets
4 "Sad Today in the Dark" (found on recent single), parody of "Saturday in the Park" by Chicago
17 "Talk Daily to Me" (found on From Hair to Eternity), parody of "Talk Dirty to Me" by Poison
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