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Rock Thru the Bible with ApX This Week
Fri., Apr. 7. 2023 1:34pm EDT

In April 2022, we introduced a new feature called "Rock Thru the Bible." Our friend David Michael has been making lists of ApX parodies to go with each week's readings. He's also been creating playlists of corresponding lyric videos for them on YouTube. You can find those video playlists at: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCt2lHtRV1wziK5v4xYKu9Qw/featured

As we prepare to finish our trip through the Bible next Tuesday, here are the rest of the entries for this trip and the first entries for our next trip:


Sat., Apr. 8 - Revelation 10-12

Chapter 11

15 "Iraq & Iran" (found on Classics: 80's), parody of "Jack & Diane" by John Cougar Mellencamp

Chapter 12

3 "Devil Fell" (found on Singles Group), parody of "Rebel Yell" by Billy Idol
9 "Cunning is the Devil" (found on Only a Glorified Cover Band), parody of "Running with the Devil" by Van Halen
11 "Parrseverance" (found on Get Rich Quick), parody of "St. Elmo's Fire (Man in Motion)" by John Parr


Sun., Apr. 9 - Revelation 13-15

Chapter 13

1 "Revelation Man" (found on Classics: 60's), parody of "Secret Agent Man" by Johnny Rivers
8 "You Booked Me All Along" (found on Classics: Party), parody of "You Shook Me All Night Long" by AC/DC
14 "Phony Ol' Lie" (found on Zebraic), parody of "Lonely Ol' Night" by John Cougar Mellencamp

Chapter 14

6 "What Is and Will Forever Be" (found on Isn't Wasn't Ain't), parody of "What is and What Should Never Be" by Led Zeppelin
11 "Drop of Lucifer" (found on Classics: Lite), parody of "Drops of Jupiter" by Train
11 "Hell is Warmer" (found on Doves in Snakes' Clothing), parody of "L.A. Woman" by The Doors

Chapter 15

1 "Plagues" (found on Apolog80s: Back from the Future), parody of "Legs" by ZZ Top
3 "God and I Know" (found on Vision Gets Clearer As We Get Closer), parody of "Cotton Eye Joe" by Rednex


Mon., Apr. 10 - Revelation 16-18

Chapter 16

12 "Armageddon valley Someday" (found on Classics: 60's), parody of "Pleasant Valley Sunday" by The Monkees

Chapter 17

8 "Book of Life" (found on Alien Invasion), parody of "Walk of Life" by Dire Straits
14 "You've Got Another King Comin'" (found on Hot Potato Soup), parody of "You've Got Another Thing Comin'" by Judas Priest

Chapter 18

1 "Won't Get Born Again" (found on Classics: 70's), parody of "Won't Get Fooled Again" by The Who


Tue., Apr. 11 - Revelation 19-22

Chapter 19

1 "Glad It's Over" (found on Alien Invasion), parody of "Glad All Over" by The Dave Clark Five
6 "Christ's Wedding" (found on You Can't Say Euphrates Without the 80's), parody of "White Wedding" by Billy Idol
7 "To Wait for the Bride" (found on Apolog80s: Back from the Future), parody of "Too Late for Goodbyes" by Julian Lennon
13 "The Word" (found on Classics: Oldies), parody of "Grease" by Frankie Valli
17 "Babel Babel" (found on I Know You Are but What Am I?), parody of "Rebel Rebel" by David Bowie

Chapter 20

10 "You Gotta Go" (found on I Know You Are but What Am I?), parody of "You Oughta Know" by Alanis Morissette
12 "Wrongview" (found on Rare, Not Well Done, Volume 1), parody of "Longview" by Green Day

Chapter 21

1 "The Very Last City" (found on Nichey), parody of "Paradise City" by Guns N' Roses

Chapter 22

17 "Everybody Can Come to Christ" (found on recent single), parody of "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung
18 "Fakey Shaky Parts" (found on Classics: Country), parody of "Achy Breaky Heart" by Billy Ray Cyrus
18 "Rippin' Out a Whole Lot of Favorite Parts" (found on Decent Alternative), parody of "Trippin' on a Hole in a Paper Heart" by Stone Temple Pilots

Revelation 22:21 "The grace of our Lord Jesus Christ be with you all. Amen."


Wed., Apr. 12 - Genesis 1-3

Genesis 1

"He Spoke" (found on Play Nice), parody of "The Stroke" by Billy Squier

"Something from Nothing" (found on Conspiracy No. 56), parody of "Nothing from Nothing" by Billy Preston

"Triune Godhead" (found on I Know You Are but What Am I?), parody of "(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction" by The Rolling Stones

"Timeline" (found on Wise Up and Rock), parody of "Limelight" by Rush

Genesis 2

"Anteater" (found on You Can't Say Euphrates Without the 80's), parody of "Maneater" by Hall & Oates

"Animals I Have Begun" (found on Classics: Heavy), parody of "Animal I Have Become" by Three Days Grace

Genesis 3

"The Devil Incites" (found on Vision Gets Clearer As We Get Closer), parody of "Devil Inside" by INXS

"It's Not Eden" (found on Classics: Lite), parody of "Superman (It's Not Easy)" by Five for Fighting

"Clothing Time" (found on Only a Glorified Cover Band), parody of "Closing Time" by Semisonic

"Lost and Found" (found on Kinda Stuffy), parody of "Round and Round" by Ratt


Thu., Apr. 13 - Genesis 4-6

Genesis 4

"Called My Wife" (found on Classics: Heavy), parody of "All My Life" by Foo Fighters

"Eve Looks Back" (found on Sandwich Platter), parody of "Landslide" by Fleetwood Mac

Genesis 5

"Did You Ever Ask Where Cain Got His Wife?" (found on Soundproof), parody of "Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?" by Lovin' Spoonful

"969" (found on Kinda Stuffy), parody of "Summer of '69" by Bryan Adams

Genesis 6

"Noah Man" (found on Zebraic), parody of "Nowhere Man" by The Beatles


Fri., Apr. 14 - Genesis 7-9

Genesis 7

"Not Logs Lincoln" (found on Classics: Country), parody of "Hot Rod Lincoln" by Commander Cody

"We're Not Gonna Drown" (found on Classics: 90's), parody of "When I Come Around" by Green Day

Genesis 8

"Story of a Squirrel" (found on Classics: 2000's), parody of "Absolutely (Story of a Girl)" by Nine Days

"All the Stalls Stink" (found on Classics: 2000's), parody of "All the Small Things" by Blink 182

"Runnin' Down the Drain" (found on Apolog80s: Back from the Future), parody of "Runnin' Down a Dream" by Tom Petty


Sat., Apr. 15 - Genesis 10-12

Genesis 11

"Rock This Tower" (found on Classics: 80's), parody of "Rock This Town" by The Stray Cats

"Babel Babel" (found on I Know You Are but What Am I?), parody of "Rebel Rebel" by David Bowie

Genesis 12

"Fold Your Tent Up" (found on Rock's in Their Heads), parody of "Hold Your Head Up" by Argent