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You Give Up on Bad Days / Nain



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Released in early June, our 11th single of 2017 spoofs two American bands and their first Top Five singles (one in '86 and one in '96), both with the word "name" in their titles.

You Give Up on Bad Days

Hey, God never said life will be a bed of roses, even if you're not living in sin. We hope you have a nice day every day but, if not, don't let it rock you. Tribulations bring about perseverance, character, and hope (Romans 5:3-5) and eternal glory (2 Cor. 4:17). Raise your hands in prayer and always keep the faith. You'll bounce back.

Nain

The widow thought her better days were behind her. She'd had only one son, and now he was dead, with no one left to carry on the family name. Her life was empty, and she was just waiting for the rest of it to be over. But by the end of her encounter with Jesus that fateful day, she'd never felt so alive. And neither had her son.

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You Give Up on Bad Days You Give Love a Bad Name Bon Jovi
Nain Name Goo Goo Dolls


Treading on Poisonous Scorpions Vol. 2



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Released in late May, our tenth single of 2017 revisits two hard-rockin' bands that first hit it big in the 1980's and are still touring today.

Talk Daily to Me

God won't forget you in the bad times, so don't forget Him in the good times. Don't wait until you suffer some tragedy/setback or want something, need something, etc. Setting specific time(s) to pray every day is great, but so is making an unscheduled stop in your day to open up and say all that's on your heart and mind.

No One Likes You

This crazy world loves to drive Christians away. They'll mock you like a horrid kind of person and try to black out the Son in your life. If you face the heat of their savage amusement and are still loving, you take the Gospel and make it real to them. Hey, you want them to be in Heaven with you, don't you? Believe in love!

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Talk Daily to Me Talk Dirty to Me Poison
No One Likes You No One Like You The Scorpions


Don't Tell Me We're Lucky / No Exclusions



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Released in early May, our ninth single of 2017 features two songs discussing the origin and uniqueness of life on Earth.

Don't Tell Me We're Lucky

Skeptics insist that Christians are wrong to claim mankind is unique. And when you close your eyes to the evidence, you might think Earth isn't anything special, either. E.T. brought out a sentimental streak in all of us, but our interstellar love affair with aliens is based on sci-fi, not fact. Bible-believers know the secret of life's success on this planet.

No Exclusions

The biggest lesson learned from evolution is that the theory keeps evolving. It's had more facelifts than any aging actress. What you believe is your decision, but if you don't follow along, they'll portray you (and all who get born again) as some sap who believes the devil put dinosaurs here. We don't deny dinosaurs, but is there any proof for abiogenesis?

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Don't Tell Me We're Lucky Don't Tell Me You Love Me Night Ranger
No Exclusions No Excuses Alice in Chains


Dweebs / Turn to Luke



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Released in late April, our eighth single of 2017 spoofs two bands that epitomized the 80's.

Dweebs

Any Christian who's being realistic right now knows he'd never be good enough in God's eyes without Christ inside, but he'll never be good enough in man's eyes with Christ inside. You can't run around with a John 3:16 shirt on and expect non-Christians to get up and applaud. If you're looking for approval, you'll have to wait till judgment day.

Turn to Luke

The road from Jerusalem to Jericho was notoriously dangerous. You could start off in the prime of your life and still be DOA when it was over. Travelers had to watch out every minute for bandits ready to jump them. This is the story of one of the lucky ones who survived such an attack, thanks to a good Samaritan, something once considered an oxymoron.

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Dweebs Dreams Van Halen
Turn to Luke Turn Me Loose Loverboy


Lethargy / Phony Ol' Lie



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Released in early April, our seventh single of 2017 spoofs two artists who launched in the 70's and rocketed to superstardom in the 80's.

Lethargy

Some folks go to bed long after dark yet still spend their days in a spiritual sleepwalk. Don't you be like that! "Awake, sleeper, and arise from the dead, and Christ will shine on you" (Ephesians 5:14). Are you already up? Then stop dragging your feet and start making some noise. Let's wake up the neighbors! Why are we waiting? They need to know!

Phony Ol' Lie

They call it "New Age" this time around, but it's as old as Eden. A certain serpent's been telling mankind ever since that we could become gods whenever we wanted. Find Genesis 3 and check it out. The only way to regain the peace, love and happiness we lost back then is through Christ. What if He came knocking again tonight? Would you open up?

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Lethargy Refugee Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers
Phony Ol' Lie Lonely Ol' Night John Cougar Mellencamp


Selling the Dogma / Role Never Changes



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Released in mid-March, our sixth single of 2017 features parodies of hits by two American bands -- one from the 70's and one from the 90's.

Selling the Dogma

Have you taken your dogma for a walk lately? You'll have critics all over you as fast as lightning if you try to have a black-and-white discussion about morality in this world that worships the beauty of gray. There are even many Christian brothers unaware of the essentials of the faith throwing proper doctrine out with the bathwater.

Role Never Changes

There's wrestling involved in spiritual life (Eph. 6:12), but Jesus and Satan don't switch roles every now and then like WWE tough guys -- lucky for you! Only the strong survive, and you can't fight this battle without Christ. Satan is a liar and a murderer; Jesus is the Truth and the life. When He knocks (Rev. 3:20), don't let Him go, or you'll take it on the chin.

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Selling the Dogma Selling the Drama Live
Role Never Changes Roll with the Changes REO Speedwagon


Noah Man / Makes Me Cranky



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Released in early March, our fifth single of 2017 spoofs two huge hits (by two huge bands) released within six months of each other in the mid-60's.

Noah Man

Noah's neighbors may have mocked him, but they were the ones who didn't know enough to come in out of the rain, for no one outside his family asked to join in his venture. Yes, it is possible they asked once the flood started, but you can't do that. In the end, they learned the fool in the hull of that big boat knew something they didn't.

Makes Me Cranky

Though Joseph had many, many brothers, his family life wasn't all peace and good and brotherhood. He was a ball of fire, but they saw him as a ball and chain. Their dad used Joseph to spy on how his other children behaved, which wouldn't have mattered if they'd had nothing to hide. Before long, they'd be getting together to do something to him.

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Noah Man Nowhere Man The Beatles
Makes Me Cranky Hanky Panky Tommy James & the Shondells


Feels Like in First John / Leviticus Can't Be Done



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Released in mid-February, our fourth single of 2017 spoofs the hit debut singles of two rock bands formed in New York City — one in the 70's and one in the 90's.

Feels Like in First John

Gnostics can range from one to another extreme (self-denial or sensuality) but they all say you will need to know certain inside information to achieve salvation. We've seen it before; it happens all the time. Take a little time to think things over: it's knowing Christ, not knowledge itself, that saves us and enables us to know we have eternal life.

Leviticus Can't Be Done

Many Galatians believed through Paul's preaching, but later the Church developed a rapidly expanding pocket full of Christianized legalists. Their salvation and Paul's were based on two premises that were diametrically opposed. One little misstep and you're guilty of the whole Law. How could you want that when you know you could have grace?

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Feels Like in First John Feels Like the First Time Foreigner
Leviticus Can't Be Done Little Miss Can't Be Wrong Spin Doctors


Ground Shook Here / Learning Blasphemies



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Released in early February, our third single of 2017 spoofs hits by two British groups from the early 70's and 80's.

Ground Shook Here

Dathan and Abiram weren't happy with Moses and complained that he got the glory while others did the dirty work. But Numbers 16 would be the last time he or any of their neighbors would hear from them. In the aftermath of the ensuing earthquake, they went down in the hole and literally found themselves between a rock and a hard place.

Learning Blasphemies

Many of America's oldest universities began as Christian schools, but if you preached the Good News at 10 of 'em now, could you get an "amen" at one? Somehow we doubt it. You can't talk anymore about biblical inerrancy at many seminaries! Those aren't isolated cases. If a divinity school trains students to disavow the divine after orientation, look out!

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Ground Shook Here Brown Sugar The Rolling Stones
Learning Blasphemies Turning Japanese The Vapors


Confiscated / Remember (Lot's Wife)



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Released in late January, our second single of 2017 spoofs takes us to the mid-90's and early-2000's.

Confiscated

Despite gradually losing grip on his throne, King Saul wouldn't let go or concede the election to David, even though God did the electing. As for David, he wasn't about to keep holding on where he was unwanted, so he went mobile, joining the Philistines. To find out what happened next, listen here and read 1 Sam. 27-31, if it's not too much to ask.

Remember (Lot's Wife)

Luke 17:32 is one of the Bible's shortest verses (three words in most translations - no more, no less). Fittingly, it's about not wasting time looking back at the world you knew, because Christ could come at any time to take you to your next homecoming. That's heavy stuff, and we ought to listen lest we exceed our daily dosage of salt, like Lot's wife.

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Confiscated Complicated Avril Lavigne
Remember (Lot's Wife) December Collective Soul


Doubt Is Not Allowed / I Feel the Earth Proves



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Released in early January, our first single of 2017 spoofs 70's superstars with capital K's.

Doubt Is Not Allowed

With God all things are possible, so it's no sin to have great expectations (getting wisdom, walking on water, moving mountains, living forever) if they're in keeping with His will. But doubt is a destroyer of all those things (James 1:6; Matt. 14:31, 21:21; John 8:24), a parasite that feeds on fear and sucks the joy out of being alive. You've got to choose.

I Feel the Earth Proves

Despite war, crime, injustice, and hatred, people believe in humanity yet doubt God. Go up on the roof and look way over yonder at the sun, moon, and stars so far away (Psalm 19:1). The beautiful wonders of earth and sky clearly show His handiwork, leaving man without excuse (Romans 1:20). We ought to give the glory to Him before it's too late.

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Doubt Is Not Allowed Shout It Out Loud KISS
I Feel the Earth Proves I Feel the Earth Move Carole King


Speech Police / Sinning Will



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Released in mid-December, our 25th single of 2016 spoofs late-70's power-pop and late-60's jazz-rock.

Speech Police

Speak the truth, but don't be cruel. Remember when that was enough? Nowadays, people get all shook up about the slightest slight, and political correctness is the way of the world. Many surrender their freedom of speech rather than have their voices silenced. The media fans the flames, always on the lookout for a new controversy. Ain't that a shame?

Sinning Will

No matter what you're tempted by, it's all just variations on the same theme. Sin can make you feel very happy for a season (Heb. 11:25), and we all go through our smiling phases sometimes (Rom. 3:23). But the wages of sin is death (Rom. 6:23), and when you die you can't go down gambling on the false notion that good works can save you (Eph. 2:8).

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Speech Police Dream Police Cheap Trick
Sinning Will Spinning Wheel Blood, Sweat & Tears


Grandma Got Won Over by a Stranger / God's Child in the City



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Released in early December, our 24th single of 2016 adds to our Christmas catalog with parodies of a pair of one-hit wonders from the 70's and 80's.

Grandma Got Won Over by a Stranger

Most Christians have relatives who'd rather get run over by a reindeer than come to Christ. Thankfully, God put believing family members in their lives to pray for them. But sometimes it takes someone outside the family to lead them to the Lord (Mark 6:4), as in this song. Beware: This grandmama is rough around the edges, not smooth!

God's Child in the City

As the gilded pages of the Bible show, Jesus arrived in the nick of time (Romans 5:6-8). Although we've retold the classic Nativity story a number of times from a number of angles, this song will help remind you where to find it (Luke 2:1-20). Meanwhile, the manger reminds us that Christ is available even to black sheep and stubborn donkeys.

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Grandma Got Won Over by a Stranger Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer Elmo & Patsy
God's Child in the City Hot Child in the City Nick Gilder


Outnumbered / Good King



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Released in mid-November, our 23rd single of 2016 spoofs #1 hits from either end of the 80's.

Outnumbered

Claudius Lysias -- now who can that be? A Roman commander in the first century. The day he met Paul was anything but business as usual, as it required rescuing the aforementioned Apostle from a murderous mob in Jerusalem (Acts 21). Their riotous reaction to Paul's presence gave new meaning to the word overkill.

Good King

This fine young canticle laments the tragic death of Judah's last good king, Josiah, and the lousy lives of his sons Jehoahaz, Jehoiakim, and Zedekiah, who each took a terrible turn on the throne as his unsuccessful successors. Immature and evil, we could correctly call them "the raw and the crooked."

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Outnumbered Down Under Men at Work
Good King Good Thing Fine Young Cannibals


Child of God / Tried to Find Lots of Ways



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Released in early-November, our 22nd single of 2016 spoofs 70's funk and 80's country.

Child of God

We've all entertained fantasies of fame; that's the way of the world. But, all in all, it's better to be known by the One than by millions. Believers are not only children of God, they're the bride of Christ. God shows us the devotion of a loving father and a loving husband. So why not sing a song of gratitude and get away from pride and selfish ambition?

Tried to Find Lots of Ways

People hunger for spirituality in a world without love, and they're willing to go every which way but the Truth to find it. They can't go on living like this -- wanderers, running with the wind, chasing bunny trails of repetitive regret. But if they can overcome their suspicions about Christianity before they've gone too far, they'll find hope on the horizon.

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Child of God Shining Star Earth, Wind & Fire
Tried to Find Lots of Ways Drivin' My Life Away Eddie Rabbitt


Can We Drive Our Sins Too Far? / God's Presence



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Released in mid-October, our 21st single of 2016 spoofs two big American bands -- one from the 70's and 80's, another from the 90's and 2000's.

Can We Drive Our Sins Too Far?

Asked how many times we should forgive others, Jesus said "seventy times seven," but how often will God forgive us if we have a besetting sin from the old days that's a hard habit to break? And does anybody really know what time it is? It's hard to say "I'm sorry" over and over and expect God to forgive. But what a big surprise you'll find in Luke 17:4.

God's Presence (Christ in Your Life)

Want a simple test to see if you're saved? Take a long look at 2 Cor. 13:5. You may never see that verse used as a bullet point in a Bible study, but it tells you if you'll be welcomed into Paradise. Use it as an encouragement or a warning. At the risk of seeming redundant, also read Rev. 3:20, Eph. 3:17, Col. 1:27, John 14:20, Rom. 8:10, and Gal. 2:20.

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Can We Drive Our Sins Too Far? 25 or 6 to 4 Chicago
God's Presence (Christ in Your Life) Good Riddance (Time of Your Life) Green Day


The Sound of Sirens / Tasty Plants



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Released in early October, our 20th single of 2016 gives a biblical perspective on two current issues, racism and vegetarianism.

The Sound of Sirens

Though Martin Luther King Jr., Harriet Tubman, Jackie Robinson, and Rosa Parks have been immortalized as heroes, the sickness of racism still infects America, and many are stricken with and by it. But both the light- and dark-skinned bleed the same color. This crisis won't just stop on its own, but if you believe in God, prayer can heal our land (2 Chron. 7:14).

Tasty Plants

It's fine if you're vegetarian, but why ban the game-hunting, or condemn me if I like meat as one of the things in my life? Many Bible verses support eating meat and/or not judging others' diets. Genesis 9:2-3, Romans 14:2-3, Acts 10:9-16, 1 Timothy 4:3-5, Mark 7:19, 1 Corinthians 10:25-31, and Colossians 2:16 are some of the great ones to remember.

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The Sound of Sirens The Sound of Silence Disturbed
Tasty Plants The Safety Dance Men Without Hats


The Bible Countdown / God's Zealot



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Released in early September, our 19th single of 2016 spoofs hard-rocking bands that peaked in the late 70's and 80's.

The Bible Countdown

You've got to have faith to carry on (let alone to carry a Bible) in these tempestuous times. The word "Christian" will elicit a scream of anger from many in cities coast to coast, even in a so-called Christian nation like our homeland. It's a sign of the times, and it's just the beginning; in the future to come, it'll only get worse. Are you ready or not?

God's Zealot

Imagine the fireworks it caused in the camp when Jesus chose Simon the Zealot, a fighter of unknown origin. Heaven forbid! That mirrors the way some act today when others from differing political backgrounds profess Christ. Matthew and Simon Z. were as far apart politically as the red and the blue states, but Jesus loved 'em both.

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The Bible Countdown The Final Countdown Europe
God's Zealot Godzilla Blue Öyster Cult


Blabbed Through The Phone / All You Gotta Do



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Released in late August, our 18th single of 2016 spoofs a male who started in the 70's and hit it big in the 80's and a female who started in the 80's and hit it big in the 90's.

Blabbed Through the Phone

We're all well aware that gossips talk too much, but who do you love to talk about -- is it Jesus or people who fall short of His righteousness? If you don't start thinking before you speak, you could destroy somebody's reputation, even your own. God doesn't like gossip. Proverbs 11:13, 16:28, 18:8, 20:19, and 26:20-22 prove it on over and over again.

All You Gotta Do

Doing good is good if it makes you happy to bless God, but not if you're trying to earn salvation. That was the Pharisees' favorite mistake. We're not good/smart/strong enough to get into Heaven on our own. Thankfully, God's love is free, so soak up His Son's gift of grace and leave the last vestiges of legalism. The change would do you good (literally).

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Blabbed Through The Phone Bad to the Bone George Thorogood & the Destroyers
All You Gotta Do All I Wanna Do Sheryl Crow


HardLabor / Living Loving Faith



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Released in mid-August, our 17th single of 2016 spoofs a one-two punch from one of rock's hardest hitters.

HardLabor

The Old Testament has a whole lot of laws. If you only know the Big 10, you won't believe how many more there are. Their presence has confused some readers and led them to think that's the way to Heaven. But each of us is a lawbreaker. We try to compensate, but doing good works doesn't work well; we need to rest in Christ's finished work.

Living Loving Faith

God has a plan for your life. You might ask, "Hey, what can I do to accomplish the deeds God requires?" Jesus answered, "This is the deed God requires -- to believe in the one whom he sent" (John 6:28). God's Son remains the same through good times, bad times, and evermore (Heb. 13:8). Just stay in the light and give Him all of your love.

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HardLabor Heartbreaker Led Zeppelin
Living Loving Faith Living Loving Maid Led Zeppelin


There Are Wolves Among Us / Nightmare Waiting



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Released in late-July, our 16th single of 2016 spoofs two male singer/songwriters who hit it big in the late-70's and late-80's.

There Are Wolves Among Us

When Jesus mentioned "wolves in sheep's clothing," He wasn't alone; Peter, Paul, John, and Jude also warn of such poisonous lookalikes. Searching for a heart they can deceive, they devour the ignorant like sacrificial lambs. They look like model citizens but ain't that pretty at all inside, making Christianity look like a dirty little religion to those outside.

Nightmare Waiting

During his days in Babylon, Daniel warned self-satisifed King Nebuchadnezzar that pride would be hazardous to his mental health, so he should've known better. Nevertheless, he became a repeat offender and went insane. But after he repented, His kingdom was restored. Why God would have mercy on a proud, pagan ruler, Heaven only knows.

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There Are Wolves Among Us Werewolves of London Warren Zevon
Nightmare Waiting Right Here Waiting Richard Marx


Message in the Bible / Cunning is the Devil



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Released in mid-July, our 15th single of 2016 spoofs two classic bands in their early days (the late '70's) as they laid the groundwork for 80's rock and pop.

Message in the Bible

We contact God through prayer; He contacts us through His Word. But biblical truth hits everybody differently. You may be driven to tears while the person next to you thinks it's too much information. If the years have caused you to fall out of practice, it's all right for you to admit that you may need to re-familiarize yourself with its contents after all this time.

Cunning is the Devil

Satan is clever, but he loves to see humans being made into fools. He might use power, money, or a pretty woman as his bait. He'll tell you you're no good if it'll get you to jump off a ledge, but he'll tell you you're good enough if it'll keep you from coming to Christ. Whatever lie it takes - he wants you D.O.A. right now and on fire on judgment day.

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Message in the Bible Message in a Bottle The Police
Cunning is the Devil Runnin' with the Devil Van Halen


Garden My Heart / You've Got a Text



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Released in early July, our 14th single of 2016 spoofs hits from the early 70's and 80's.

Garden My Heart

In Hosea 10:12, God says to "break up your fallow ground." Take another scripture, Jeremiah 4:3, and it all becomes clear; He's talking about our lives, not our fields. We should take Him to heart, figuratively and literally. If your shovel gives you trouble because the ground is hardened, find another tool - the marvelous sword of the Spirit, the Word of God.

You've Got a Text

Receiving texts is an everyday occurrence, but how sweet it is to get one from God. The text says you should call Him, and He sent it three times (Joel 2:32, Acts 2:21, Romans 10:13). Though written long ago and far away, it still applies today. Whether you're up on the roof, on a country road, or even in another country like Mexico, your call will go through.

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Garden My Heart Harden My Heart Quarterflash
You've Got a Text You've Got a Friend James Taylor


Killing My Suffering with His Son / Beggar's Feet



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Released in late June, our 13th single of 2016 spoofs two of the biggest ballads of the 70's.

Killing My Suffering with His Son

Remember the first time ever you saw your faith in Christ grow to where you began to maybe feel like making Him Lord of your life wasn't out of the question? If you haven't done it yet, do what you gotta do; don't make Him wait too long. The closer you get to Jesus, the more you'll see him as an oasis in a dry land, just like the woman at the well.

Beggar's Feet

Peter and John star in this song on the way to Temple, where they see a lame man stuck in the middle of the Beautiful Gate, wasting away, waiting for the day they'd arrive. Standing at the gate, Peter knew it was the right moment to act (it's the Book of Acts, after all), something he'd do right down the line from city to city, whether rulers thought it right or wrong.

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Killing My Suffering with His Son Killing Me Softly with His Song Roberta Flack
Beggar's Feet Baker Street Gerry Rafferty


Amos / Malachi



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Released in early June, our 12th single of 2016 spoofs rockers from the 70's and 80's.

Amos

To tell the truth, we've done this song before in a simpler form, but we want to keep on growing as a band, so we looked for a way to expand upon it before it's too late for us to play and sing like that any day we want. It's one of an assortment of songs we've ever done twice, but we've never before reprised a parody to such electrifying effect.

Malachi

If you skimmed from Genesis to Revelation, you might recall Malachi as a man on the corner at the Old Testament's dividing line, that's all. But the important truths he shared were many, too many to list here. For the next 400 years, people were looking for someone who'd fulfill his prophecies. If you're still looking, there must be some misunderstanding.

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Amos Layla Derek and the Dominos
Malachi Abacab Genesis


Micah / Obed-Edom, Obadiah



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Released in late May, our 11th single of 2016 spoofs classic rock songs from the 60's and 70's.

Micah

Hey, kids, we know you might not jump up and down over a new Micah song after "Micah No. 5" and "Try Micah," but they're Christmas tunes about Micah 5:2, and Micah's more than a winter's tale. So where do we go from here? We're still looking for a tool that'll teach you the whole book, but we're gonna make you a start with Micah 6:8.

Obed-Edom, Obadiah

Obadiah's oracle ordains the outcome of Esau's age-old rivalry with Jacob, but wait before you start flying through the Word looking for it. You can't do that, because you'll miss it if you don't slow down. Yes, it is the shortest of the Bible's B.C. books, but every little thing God said is vital, and we're sure He'd love you to read Obadiah, too.

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Micah Rock On David Essex
Obed-Edom, Obadiah Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da The Beatles


Barak & Deborah / It's Still Got the Joel You Need



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Released in early May, our 10th single of 2016 spoofs two #1 hits of the early 80's.

Barak & Deborah

We've already serenaded you with songs about Samson, Gideon, Jephthah, and Ehud. Here's something special for Deborah and Barak, the other big stars of the Book of Judges (chapters number 4 and number 5). The stakes were high, but they sacrificed it all, fighting evil in the brave new world of Canaan and giving Israel something to believe in.

It's Still Got the Joel You Need

It's hard to find stranger folks than God's prophets. He's got a way of using people who speak out with unnerving honesty and won't cave in to peer pressure, though skeptics call their words mere fantasies and delusions. And so it was with the son of Pethuel, keeping the faith of Israel focused on God even with locusts moving in like a storm front.

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Barak & Deborah Abracadabra Steve Miller Band
It's Still Got the Joel You Need It's Still Rock and Roll to Me Billy Joel


Romantic Letter / Holy Land



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Released in late April, our ninth single of 2016 spoofs the debut hits of two pop/rock groups -- one from the 60's and one from the 90's -- whose lead singers would go on to further fame.

Romantic Letter

Paul's epistle to the Romans is God's love letter to us. It can touch your soul deep within. You might say, "I read it in church," but personal study of Romans has changed many lives, including Augustine, Luther, and the Wesleys. We've got a hole in our souls only Jesus can fill. When He does that, people are gonna talk, but happy times await.

Holy Land

Moses led Israel out of Egypt, but Joshua would be the one to lead them into Canaan, because of Moses' sad caper at Meribah. With 40 years of wilderness in their rear view, it seems so strange the Israelites finally entered such a short time after Moses' goodbye. But this was a generation of true believers. Alas, it wouldn't be like that for long.

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Romantic Letter The Letter The Box Tops
Holy Land Hold My Hand Hootie & the Blowfish


What's in Nahum / Hosea



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Released in early April, our eighth single of 2016 features songs about the prophets Hosea and Nahum. Although they prophesied about 100 years apart from each other, the songs we spoofed were originally on albums released only three weeks apart from each other.

What's in Nahum

God gave Jonah a simple mandate to preach against Nineveh, but learned scholars know it was Nahum who pronounced Nineveh's final doom, over a century later. Nineveh repented after Jonah but came back for a second helping of sin. It would be the last rebellion on their part; God wouldn't let the vicious cycle of things going on continue.

Hosea

Hosea heads the list of Minor Prophets, but only a fool would say that he had a glamorous profession. And his wife's job was truly dirty work. With his old school values, you wouldn't have pegged him to marry her. But he was following God's orders, trying to be a positive influence on a negative girl, illustrating God's love for His unfaithful people.

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What's in Nahum What's Your Name Lynyrd Skynyrd
Hosea Josie Steely Dan


Haggai Led the Way / Reading Habakkuk



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Released in late March, our seventh single of 2016 features songs about two Minor Prophets whose names each begin with "Ha" by spoofing two artists whose names each begin with "F."

Haggai Led the Way

Do you feel like we don't have enough songs for the little guy? Now you don't have to worry; here's one for Haggai. His book has two chapters, breaking all the rules set by other small books in the Bible (five have one chapter, seven have three). It's a plain shame many haven't heard of him, but we'll show you the way he inspired the Jews in 520 B.C.

Reading Habakkuk

Habakkuk was so vexed by his nation's moral decay that he prayed for justice. It was closer than he realized, but that didn't guarantee his satisfaction with the outcome. Judah couldn't live in peace when all the Babylonian king's horses and men came to tear down the walls of Jerusalem. But the righteous would live by faith (Habakkuk 2:4).

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Haggai Led the Way Baby, I Love Your Way Peter Frampton
Reading Habakkuk Radioactive The Firm


Easter / Schoolhouse



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Released in mid-March, our sixth single of 2016 features parodies of two songs from the 70's by artists whose names start with "Co," but that's where their similarities end.

Easter

For many, the natural highlight of the year is still Christmas, but Christ's death and resurrection are truly more important than HIs birth. Thankfully, Easter isn't like Christmas, where you are so busy running with an endless list of gifts you need to find a sale on that you can't slow down to reflect. Oh, no, that's what Lent is for. After that, we celebrate.

Schoolhouse (for Prophets)

The term "school of the prophets" may be pretty obscure for you and me, but years ago it referred to some folks taught by Samuel, Elijah, Elisha, et al. Elisha's students elected to build a bigger meeting place and asked him to come help. During construction, an ax head flew off into the water, and Elisha made it float. But what could he do about poisoned stew?

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Easter Easy The Commodores
Schoolhouse (for Prophets) School's Out Alice Cooper


The Man They Call Zechariah / Doubter



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Released in late February, our fifth single of 2016 spoofs rock songs from the late '60's and early 90's.

The Man They Call Zechariah

Ever read Zechariah? It's never too late to check out the Old Testament's penultimate prophet. If you push yourself to read the whole Bible, you'll get from here to there eventually. You're bound to be wowed by his messianic and apocalyptic prophecies, which give new meaning to the term "night vision." They're not some sleeping, dreaming fool's fantasy.

Doubter

Poor Doubting Thomas. How would you like to screw up once and go the next 2000 years with that black mark in the eyes of mankind? But Thomas was a much better man than that. After he saw Christ alive, off he went to places like Babylon and India to preach the Gospel, with a faith in Christ so deep he eventually died a martyr.

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The Man They Call Zechariah Magic Carpet Ride Steppenwolf
Doubter Daughter Pearl Jam


Angels & Demons



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Released in mid-February, our fourth single of 2016, discusses the past and present activity of angels and the future fate of the devil.

Manifold

Do you remember when Joshua met the commander of God's angel army before the battle of Jericho? He must've gotten lots of encouragement and come back filled with faith to strengthen him till the walls came tumblin' down. Elijah's servant also learned that angels could be concealed weapons (2 Kings 6). What about today? See Hebrews 1:14.

Hell is Warmer

Ask the average person where the devil is, and odds are five-to-one they'll say "hell." But he's roaming the earth (1 Pet. 5:8; Job 1:7, 2:2). Summer's almost gone, though, and he's waiting for the Son of God to send him into the Lake of Fire, where hell and death will also be sent, when the music's over at the end of the night. Tell all the people.

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Manifold Centerfold The J. Geils Band
Hell Is Warmer L.A. Woman The Doors


Man on the Run / These Books God Made You're Mockin'



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Released in late January, our third single of 2016 spoofs #1 hits from both the 60's and 70's.

Man on the Run

Too many people miss this: God sent a whale to save Jonah, not scare him. God is somebody who cares about even the disobedient. The Ninevites were so bad Jonah didn't want them to repent, so he tried to run a million miles away. But God forgave both Jonah and the Ninevites, who decided to listen to what the man said in the end.

These Books God Made You're Mockin'

Here we go again: you turn on the TV, and they're saying something stupid about the Bible. Critics of Christianity can get quite nasty with a laughing face. But the cruel war against God's Word has been going on for so long; it didn't start in our time or in the last 100 years. And it won't end till the return of Christ. But that ought to cure their doubts.

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Man on the Run Band on the Run Paul McCartney & Wings
These Books God Made You're Mockin' These Boots Are Made for Walkin' Nancy Sinatra


Bought by the Egyptians / Rose Up



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Released in mid-January, our second single of 2016 features parodies of hits by an A-list group and a B-list group ... literally. In fact, one group comes right after ApologetiX on the A-list.

Bought by the Egyptians

What a life Joseph had! No wonder they made it a musical: hero takes a fall for something he didn't do, loses everything, appears to crash and burn, but keeps following God and achieves eternal fame. Remember that when things are getting out of hand. With God there's always more than meets the eye. Even in the real world, some dreams come true.

Rose Up

The earliest Easter on record was March 22. The latest? April 25. It could have been a late day this year, but it's March 27, so it may snow. But we won't whine, because it's also the band's 24th anniversary, and we like to rock our ugly Easter sweaters. The date varies, but the message stays the same: Jesus rose up, and He'll raise us.

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Bought by the Egyptians Walk Like and Egyptian The Bangles
Rose Up Roller April Wine


Lotsa Versions / Brash, Impulsive



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Released in early January, our first single of 2016 features parodies of two of the leading ladies of pop and rock:

Lotsa Versions

It's no secret there are many translations of the Bible, but don't get hung up on that. If you look deeper and deeper, you'll see they contain the same books, chapters, and verses (with rare exceptions). It's not some inaccurate collection of borderline bedtime stories. Comparing various versions, we get a better idea of what the original text meant.

Brash, Impulsive

You've heard that famous message of love in 1 Corinthians 13 many times since you were a kid. Nevertheless, the lovers of today could learn a lot from it. Sure, love's a mystery, but that precious passage is packed with descriptions of what love is and isn't, so you don't get it wrong. But what are you going to do about it? Show me, don't tell me.

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Lotsa Versions Like a Virgin Madonna
Brash, Impulsive Brass in Pocket The Pretenders


Jephthah You Needed / Complain



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Released in mid-December, our 23rd single of 2015 features parodies of two late-70's rock staples, one from the new wave and one from an old fave:

Jephthah You Needed

When we mention the book of Judges, you might think of Gideon or Samson, but don't just stop there. Jephthah gets two chapters and is also commended in Hebrews 11 for his faith, which helped drive Israel on to victory against the Ammonites. Let's go to Judges 11 and 12 and see what all the fuss was about.

Complain

Life has its ups and downs. Things may appear wonderful tonight, but awful after midnight. Still, the Bible says the Lord can use adversity to accomplish great things in our lives. It's the way that you use it that determines the outcome. Sometimes the hand of God seems slow to act, but trust in His promises. He can't stand it when we complain.

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Jephthah You Needed Just What I Needed The Cars
Complain Cocaine Eric Clapton


Lily-White Boy / Separate Days (to Worship God)



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Released in early December, our 22nd single of 2015 features parodies of two classic rock hits, from 1979 and 1983. Ironically, the two bands we spoofed would both reach the pinnacle of their success directly in the middle of those two years; each had their only #1 album in 1981.

Lily-White Boy

The Pharisee in Jesus' parable in Luke 18 feels like the first time he ever sinned hasn't happened yet. He doesn't realize his urgent need for grace. His prayers are cold as ice and he's a long, long way from Heaven. We may look good on the outside, but God has inside information. If you lift yourself up, He'll put you back where you belong.

Separate Days

Should Christians faithfully observe the Sabbath just the same way Moses commanded the Israelites? Some folks are still feelin' that way. Others believe you can worship anytime - any day you want it. Romans 14 welcomes both with open arms. This song discusses reasons for the early church's departure from the Sabbath to Sunday.

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Lily-White Boy Dirty White Boy Foreigner
Separate Days (to Worship God) Separate Ways (Worlds Apart) Journey


Anteater / Faithless Love



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Released in late November, our 21st single of 2015 spoofs divergent duos from the early '80's:

Anteater

Use your imagination and think how it must have been back when Adam interacted with God one on one, before becoming a family man. It's a laugh to ponder Adam's reaction when seeing certain animals for the first time. Despite the creature comforts, God decided Adam had been alone too long, and it was time to form a duo with Eve.

Faithless Love

Next time you're on social media, consider this: where did our love go? Be careful what you post in the space between saying hello and waving goodbye or they'll come after you in the night with torches. People are so insecure about their souls inside that they put up barriers. When society tries to eliminate faith, can love be far behind?

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Anteater Maneater Hall & Oates
Faithless Love Tainted Love Soft Cell


I Went in the Stream / Iran



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Released in early November, our 20th single of 2015 spoofs two songs that demonstrate distinctly different aspects of the early 80's.

I Went in the Stream

Pardon us for asking, but looking back through the years, do you recall when you dedicated your life to Christ? No matter what condition you were in - cowardly like Gideon or bold like Joshua -- a true encounter with God's real love will turn you around. In baptism, we publicly declare we're starting over again, having been saved by grace through faith.

Iran (So Far Away)

In ancient times, God's mode of telecommunication was to tell a prophet to communicate His messages, but He added some space-age special effects before the fall of Babylon. The writing was on the wall (literally); no amount of wishing could undo it. Invaders came over the border from Media-Persia and that was the end. Note: Media-Persia was located in the area that is now known as Iran. This is a song about ancient Media-Persia, not modern-day Iran.

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I Went in the Stream Islands in the Stream Kenny Rogers & Dolly Parton
Iran (So Far Away) I Ran (So Far Away) A Flock of Seagulls


Keep on Loving Ruth / Clothing Time



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Released in late October, our 19th single of 2015 features parodies about two Biblical couples heading in opposite directions:

Keep on Loving Ruth

Every now and then, it's nice to read a good love story. Love took its sweet time finding Boaz, but wheels were turning behind the scenes. All heaven broke loose when he met Ruth, a girl with a heart of gold, moving to Israel from Moab. They'd both find love in the future. So always be prepared for God - in season and out of season.

Clothing Time

When Adam and Eve gave into temptation, they had no one else to blame. The forbidden fruit looked delicious, but eating it created a great divide between God and man. Obviously, God wasn't completely pleased with their falling into sin, but it didn't surprise Him, either. In fact, He'd already had the plan of salvation all worked out.

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Keep on Loving Ruth Keep on Loving You REO Speedwagon
Clothing Time Closing Time Semisonic


Christ's Wedding / I Can't Escape



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Released in early October, our 18th single of 2015 features parodies of two legendary British rock acts that are still touring today.

Christ's Wedding

Was Jesus secretly married to Mary Magdalene? No, but He has chosen a bride (Revelation 19 and 21) and has a big wedding planned (Matthew 22 and 25). Although the rebels yell, to get into Christ's wedding you need to be a lover of the Truth and forsake idols. For more info, read the Book that rocked the cradle of civilization.

I Can't Escape

As Psalm 139 explains, you can't run from God anyway, anyhow, anywhere. Nevertheless, some people try to ignore him, and they'll try to ignore you, too, if you go from a being a seeker to a finder. Who are you to tell them what to believe? It's hard when they join together against you, but shouldn't you relay the truth? You'd better, you bet!

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Christ's Wedding White Wedding Billy Idol
I Can't Escape I Can't Explain The Who


Strance Cat, But... / A Fool Can Sound Intelligent



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Released in late-September, our 17th single of 2015 features parodies of two songs that went to #3 on the Billboard pop charts - one in the 70's and one in the 80's.

Strange Cat, But ...

When you come to Christ, friends may say you're off your rocker and make up phantom excuses to avoid hearing you rant and rave about Him. Keep sharing John 3:16 and 17 and don't stand in their way if they're too hip and gotta go. The Christian life isn't built for speed; it's built to last. If they don't believe you now, they may come around later.

A Fool Can Sound Intelligent

It sure feels good when others say you're smart. It's a feeling we all like (not that we're fishing for compliments). But some folks let it flow straight to their ego, never thanking the true Source. They holler and shout "there is no God!" But intelligence and wisdom are different things. You can have one without the other, but you can't have either without God.

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Strange Cat, But... Stray Cat Strut The Stray Cats
A Fool Can Sound Intelligent Fooled Around and Fell in Love Elvin Bishop


Cöstly Trüth / Try and Try Again



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Released in mid-September, our 16th single of 2015 features parodies of two legendary metal acts:

Cöstly Trüth

Hedonism's relentless pursuit of pleasure leaves you enslaved to all bad things with your face (and body) buried in the dirt, without you ever finding true satisfaction. You'll feel good for about a minute, but not about yourself. Tired of the same old situation? Time for change? Ask Jesus to help you kick the stuff that's hardening your heart.

Try and Try Again

Time after time, you try to conquer certain sins, but can't seem to get over the mountain. You're so tired of failing that you want to scream, with no more tears left to cry, but you're no different than other believers. Crazy as it seems, you can train yourself to overcome this with God's help (1 Cor. 9:27, 10:13). If at first you don't succeed …

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Cöstly Trüth Dr. Feelgood Mötley Crüe
Try and Try Again Flying High Again Ozzy Osbourne


Nicky / I Love Apostle Paul



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Released in late-August, our 15th single of 2015 features another double dose of parodies of 80's ladies:

Nicky

Most people know Nicodemus from John 3, where Jesus talked about being born again. But if you take that Bible off the mantle, he's also in John 7, defending Jesus to other Pharisees, and John 19, bringing ointment made from herbs for Jesus' burial. Nobody knows for sure, but those verses hint that he may have taken Jesus' words to heart.

I Love Apostle Paul

The Bible gives unvarnished accounts of its heroes. Wanna touch on an example? It doesn't hide the bad reputation and dirty deeds of the notorious Saul of Tarsus. But Christ brought the light of day into his dark heart. He made up for his misspent youth, preaching the pure and simple Gospel, and wound up on the hit list of his former (fake) friends.

Note: "I Love Apostle Paul" is a brand-new version of the ApologetiX classic, with female vocals. Once you hear it, you'll hate yourself for loving our old version.

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Nicky Micky Toni Basil
I Love Apostle Paul I Love Rock 'N Roll Joan Jett & the Blackhearts


I Dealt with You / Could He Choose You



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Released in mid-August, our 14th single of 2015 features parodies of two new-wave pop hits from the early 80's.

I Dealt with You

Jesus didn't mention a pot of gold at the rainbow's end, but He did liken the kingdom of heaven to a man who gave everything to buy one precious pearl. You don't have to be a deep-sea diver or head across the sea to find that pearl; it's gathering dust in the Bible on many modern bookshelves. Check Matthew 13, right after chapter 12.

Could He Choose You

Are you good enough for God? Maybe you're desperate to be delivered from your sins, but do you stand a serious chance of getting into Heaven? Is there room at the top for you? The Bible says all of the human beings since Adam have sinned, except Jesus, but by His stripes we are healed. He chooses us because of His goodness, not ours.

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I Dealt with You I Melt with You Modern English
Could He Choose You Goody Two Shoes Adam Ant


Talking Inner Peace / To Be Rebuked



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Released in early August, our 13th single of 2015 features parodies of a new-wave pop hit from the early 80's and a power ballad from the early 90's.

Talking Inner Peace

People do a lot of talking about inner peace, but when you look in their eyes, do you see it? Do you know how to make it last so it's forever yours, even when burdens get hung on you and aggravations start digging on you, or in the heat of trouble when unexpected disasters rock you up? There are a million paths to peace, but only one gets you there.

To Be Rebuked

Nobody likes to be rebuked, so many of us won't confront others who wind us up. It's a wild world already; we'd rather avoid the static and just get over it rather than bump heads. What if we talked to the person rather than about them? The actual size of our problems might not be as big. Just take our hard-learned advice and read Matthew 18:15.

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Talking Inner Peace Talking In Your Sleep The Romantics
To Be Rebuked To Be with You Mr. Big


Treading on Poisonous Scorpions



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Released in early-July, our 12th single of 2015 features parodies of songs from two hard-rockin' bands that first hit it big in the 1980's and are still touring today.

Drop Your Knife and Hurry, Man

Although Abraham was willing to sacrifice his son, God sent him an angel to prevent that. When Isaac got wind of the change in plans, he was no doubt relieved. But another Son would make the sacrifice no one like you or me or Isaac could. Abraham had said God would provide the lamb, and He did - on Mount Moriah and on Mount Calvary.

Unfinished Job

Sometimes we don't act like the Great Commission was all that great. Go into all the world? We have a hard time sharing the Gospel with people who speak our native tongue, even our own flesh and blood. We talk churchy to fellow Christians, but once outside, how many of us will open up and say the Bible is something we believe in?

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Drop Your Knife and Hurry, Man Rock You Like a Hurricane The Scorpions
Unfinished Job Unskinny Bop Poison


Tufftumbling / Patients



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Released in late-June, our 11th single of 2015 features parodies of an 80's metal ballad and a 90's one-hit wonder:

Tuffutmbling

One day you're on top of the world, the next you're an outsider. One by one, we all face trials. The big issue is how we react when things hit hard. You can suffer amnesia, forgetting who you are in Jesus Christ, or you can bathe yourself in Word of God, remembering that "though the righteous fall seven times, they rise again." (Proverbs 24:16).

Patients

Sin is a like a disease. For treatment, we can go to the Great Physician (and get better) or Dr. Feelgood (and wind up in a coma with a DNR). It's so easy to worry what others think about you as you warn them. If the world says you're crazy and beating a dead horse, don't cry. You ain't the first, and even if one in a million gets saved, it's worth it.

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Tufftumbling Tubthumping Chumbawamba
Patients Patience Guns N' Roses


We Got the Feet / Sheba



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Released in mid-June, our tenth single of 2015 features parodies of two feminine favorites from the 80's.

We Got the Feet

Peter would never forget that day Jesus washed his feet. He wasn't exactly head over heels with the idea. It threw him a curve; he was shocked. But God prepares our feet to bring good news to the nations, and it's no time to take a vacation. If our lips are sealed and we don't get up and go, how will they hear? (Romans 10:14-15). Will you go? Yes or no?

Sheba

When the Queen of Sheba first heard about Solomon, she thought, "Yeah, yeah, whatever." But after receiving rave reports time after time, she had a change of heart: "What's going on? Maybe he'll know the answers to my questions." Traveling all through the night, she witnessed his wisdom in person at last and realized why he's so unusual.

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We Got the Feet We Got the Beat The Go-Go's
Sheba She Bop Cyndi Lauper


Desperate Queen / Psalms Come True



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Released in early June, our ninth single of 2015 features parodies of two #1 pop songs from the 70's.

Desperate Queen

When Persia's king needed a queen, the name of the girl he chose was Esther, but shortly after she said "I do," his prime minister began plotting her people's demise. Esther's cousin Mordecai sent an S.O.S., telling her they'd soon be under attack. Because she decided to take a chance and speak up, her story and her people live on and on and on.

Psalms Come True

It's easy to thank the Lord for the nice times, but life isn't just a bowl of cherries, even if you're a believer. The Psalms teach us that - and this: when things don't look rosy and your life's on the rocks, the good Lord loves you and things can turn around quickly. So keep praying and turn on the lamp of God's word and let it light up your heart.

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Desperate Queen Dancing Queen ABBA
Psalms Come True Song Sung Blue Neil Diamond


He Spoke / Act Selfless



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Released in mid-May, our eighth single of 2015 features parodies of songs from both ends of the 80's. In fact, one of them carried over into the beginning of the 90's. Both were by solo artists — male and female.

He Spoke

The Bible tells us how it all began, but everybody wants you to believe in the Big Bang and evolution, with the first signs of life emerging from a primordial soup. God said "Let there be light," but they prefer to stay in the dark. They've got their eye on you, so don't say no if you don't want them to get angry. Unless, of course, you prefer to tell the truth.

Act Selfless

In our world and our times, you love who you love because they love you. But we've still got this thing called the Bible that says love is much more than that. The Lord commands us to love our neighbor as ourselves, but being selfish is bad for you. If you want to be a true disciple, you must even love your enemies — not just the people who love you!

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He Spoke The Stroke Billy Squier
Act Selfless Black Velvet Alannah Myles


Pharaoh-noid / Fight For Your Right to Parody



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Released in early-May 2015, our seventh single of 2015 features parodies of two groups we've never spoofed before - one from the 70's and one from the 80's:

Pharaoh-noid

This song recounts the Ten Plagues in order from Pharaoh's perspective, as he shrugs off each warning God sends. In his megalomania, Pharaoh thought he was master of the Israelites, but in reality, he was a pawn. Even his wizards couldn't ward off the plagues, and eventually the hand of doom had struck down all of the firstborn of Egypt.

Fight for Your Right to Parody

Welcome to the Christian parody biz. It's time to get illuminated on this new style, so check it out. Say hello to all your nasty critics. It's a sure shot you'll face triple trouble -- from anti-rock preachers, anti-Christian secularists, and anti-parody snobs who think rhyming with the original is just stealing somebody's song. Something's got to give. Will it be you?

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Pharaoh-noid Paranoid Black Sabbath
Fight For Your Right to Parody Fight For Your Right (to Party) The Beastie Boys


A Source with No Name / Be Like David Was



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Released in mid-April, our sixth single of 2015 features parodies of two rock acts who had hits in the 70's and the 80's.

A Source with No Name

Take a peek at a Bible commentary and you'll see that scholars aren't sure who wrote the Epistle to the Hebrews. The letter is silent about that but harbors no secrets about Jesus' identity, demonstrating His superiority to the angels, Moses, and levitical priests. Consequently, it stresses repeatedly that today's the day to ask Him into our hearts.

Be Like David Was

King David was a straight shooter, and not just with a slingshot - read his Psalms! If you needed somebody as a role model for prayer, you ought to consider David before moving on to anybody besides Jesus. If you can't get enough of David, the Bible's the place to go. He's mentioned more times than anybody besides Jesus. How about that?

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A Source with No Name A Horse with No Name America
Be Like David Was Feel Like Makin' Love Bad Company


Let's End the Fight Together / Addicted to Christ



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Released in early-April, our fifth single of 2015 features parodies of two bands from the sixties that continue to impact millions today.

Let's End the Fight Together

If you have a relationship that's been shattered by an argument, don't miss your opportunity to reconcile before you're out of time (Eph. 4:26-27). Instead of waiting on a friend to make the first move, make sure you ain't too proud to beg for forgiveness, even if you have mixed emotions (Matt. 5:23-26). God will come to your emotional rescue.

Addicted to Christ

We all fight addictions or temptations. We'd like to think we can work it out, but you can't do that without help. When people try to go cold turkey without Jesus, even if they seem to be getting better, they still have a God-shaped hole they'll try to fill with something else. So the girl in this song says, "I don't want to spoil the party, but I'll follow the Son."

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Let's End the Fight Together Let's Spend the Night Together The Rolling Stones
Addicted to Christ Ticket to Ride The Beatles


Too Wicked for Paradise / Scars



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Released in late February, our fourth single of 2015 features parodies of a classic rocker from the late 70's and a new-wave hit from the early 80's.

Too Wicked for Paradise

One of the men crucified with Christ asked Jesus to remember him when He came into His kingdom. That criminal realized he had no control over his fate and nothing to lose. But eternal life was right there for the taking. Jesus told the criminal that if he wanted to go back with Him, He'd take him home that very night.

Scars

What was it like when the resurrected Christ first appeared to His disciples in the midst of a locked room? Were his friends shocked? The moment was definitely electric! To make certain they knew He wasn't some ghost or replica, Jesus showed them the scars from His crucifixion. Then they felt a new wave of relief and were overjoyed.

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Too Wicked for Paradise Two Tickets to Paradise Eddie Money
Scars Cars Gary Numan


Magdalena / Although None Could Watch An Hour



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Released in early-February, our third single of 2015 features parodies of a pop smash from the 90ís and a classic rock standard from the 60ís.

Magdalena

Over 500 different people would see Jesus alive in the 40 days after His resurrection ó enough to fill a small arena ó but Mary Magdalene was #1 on the list. This song relates that encounter and the skeptical reaction of the Apostles. But once Peter and John saw the empty grave, they couldn't dance around the facts.

Although None Could Watch an Hour

This song describes the experience of Jesus and His disciples in Gethsemane. Peter, James, and John fell asleep in their Masterís hour of need. Nevertheless, Christ demonstrated His boldest love, agreeing to face the cross alone. Meanwhile, Judas and the religious authorities had marshaled the troops who would take Jesus away.

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Magdalena Macarena Los Del Rio
Although None Could Watch an Hour All Along the Watchtower Jimi Hendrix


Sa-Maria / Resist Him



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Released in late-January, our second single of 2015 features parodies of a rock classic from the 70ís and a country hit from the 90ís that was originally a pop hit in the 70ís.

Sa-Maria

Although they shared a borderline and some common ancestry, Jews didnít associate with Samaritans. But Jesus was about to rock their world with brand-new manners. Not only did He make a Samaritan man the hero in one of His parables, He even started a conversation with a Samaritan woman ... who had been married five times!

Resist Him

Rumors of the devilís demise are greatly exaggerated; evidence of his activity is everywhere. But as long as you follow the Bible and donít go your own way, you can break the chains heís used to hold you and hypnotize you. Donít believe his little lies; the dreams he promises are just a mirage. Resist the devil, and he will flee from you. Donít stop!

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Sa-Maria My Maria Brooks & Dunn
Resist Him Rhiannon Fleetwood Mac


Journey to Asia



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Released in mid-January, our first single of 2015 features parodies of two '80s songs you can still hear on classic-rock radio today.

Stone Him Rough

When an angry mob stoned Stephen, they laid their coats down at the feet of Saul, who welcomed them with open arms. Once the crowd went their separate ways, Saul began persecuting Christians. Still, the ride to Damascus changed him into the Apostle Paul, and -- after the fall of the scales that had blinded his eyes -- he preached Jesus faithfully.

Jesus and Moses

In Deuteronomy 18:15, Moses said, "The Lord your God will raise up for you a prophet like me from among you, from your fellow Israelites. You must listen to him." But verse 34:10 says, "Since then, no prophet has risen in Israel like Moses," even though Joshua had already become Israel's next leader. If not Joshua, then who? Only time would tell.

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Stone Him Rough Stone in Love Journey
Jesus and Moses Heat of the Moment Asia


Peace and Quiet



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Released in late-December, our final single of 2014 closes out the year with a little "Peace and Quiet." Or does it?

Come on, Heal the Boy

The man's son was in critical condition, foaming at the mouth, gnashing his teeth, and throwing himself to the ground. Modern-day skeptics might think it was a matter of mental health, but his father knew he wasn't crazy; it was demon possession. Enter Jesus. Exit demon.

God of Peace

God is referred to as the "God of Peace" five times in the New Testament, but that doesn't mean He'll take it easy on the devil. Romans 16:20 says He'll soon take the devil and crush him under your feet. In the meantime, He won't let Satan take you beyond your limits.

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Come on, Heal the Boy Cum On Feel the Noize Quiet Riot
God of Peace Peaceful Easy Feeling The Eagles


The Whole Darn Roof Leaks / Offer Your Prayer



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Released in mid-December, our latest single features parodies of a pop classic from the 60's and a Southern rock staple from the 80's.

The Whole Darn Roof Leaks

When it rains, it pours. Nevertheless, God has special purposes when you face forces beyond your control. This isn't about Noah, but just as God delivered him through the storm, He'll deliver you back where you belong. Don't get so caught up in your circumstances that you forget the rainbow at the end.

Offer Your Prayer

If you're concerned about the salvation of your loved ones in this deep and dark December, you're not alone. Jesus loves them more than you will know. He demonstrates that by putting believers like us in those people's lives to pray for them and to model His love.

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The Whole Darn Roof Leaks Hold On Loosely .38 Special
Offer Your Prayer Scarborough Fair / Canticle Simon & Garfunkel


Grinch Girl / Hanukkah



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Released at the end of November 2014, our latest single features two new parodies for the holiday season.

Grinch Girl

While some Christians have a cup of Christmas cheer that runneth over, others see it as half empty, citing commercialism and supposed pagan origins as reasons not to celebrate. The weather outside is frightful, so the last thing we need is a wet blanket. Let's bring joy to the world and focus on the Reason for the season.

Hanukkah

This is a parody of a song associated with Summer about a celebration associated with winter. Here's another paradox: Hanukkah is a Jewish holiday, but it's found in the New Testament, not the Old. So where did it come from? Listen and learn!

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Grinch Girl Rich Girl Hall & Oates
Hanukkah Hot Stuff Donna Summer


Must Seem Silly / Seek Out God to Be Free



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Released in late-October 2014, our newest single features parodies of two big hits from the 60's, although one has a 90's twist.

Must Seem Silly

Some of the loudest atheists are people who grew up in churchgoing families but took a detour somewhere down the road. They traded the picket fence for a picket sign, and a team of wild horses couldn't drag them back. Of course, going to church doesn't make you a committed Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a sports car.

Seek Out God to Be Free

Many people who use the phrase "the truth will set you free" don't know the source (Jesus) or the sentence it came from (John 8:32): "Then you will know the truth, and the truth will set you free." You need to know the truth to be set free. As Jesus explained: "I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me" (John 14:6).

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Must Seem Silly Mustang Sally Wilson Pickett / The Commitments
Seek Out God to Be Free People Got to Be Free The Rascals


Herman's Sermon / Feelin' Stronger in the Faith



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Released in early-October 2014, our latest single features parodies of two big groups from the 60's and 70's -- each with a frontman named Peter, just like the Apostles.

Herman's Sermon

In Exodus 3:14, God reveals His name to Moses. In John 8:58, Jesus uses that same name to refer to Himself. Coincidence? His audience didn't think so; they wanted to stone Him for blasphemy! But earlier in that same chapter, Jesus had plainly said "if you do not believe that I am he, you will indeed die in your sins" (John 8:24).

Feelin' Stronger in the Faith

It's one of the great paradoxes of the faith: the more we realize our need for Christ, the stronger we get. "For when I am weak, then I am strong" (2 Corinthians 12:10). "Though outwardly we are wasting away, yet inwardly we are being renewed day by day" (2 Corinthians 4:16).

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Herman's Sermon I'm Henry the VIII I Am Herman's Hermits
Feelin' Stronger in the Faith Feelin' Stronger Every Day Chicago


Another One Died for Us / Bad Case of Leprosy



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Released in late-September 2014, our latest single features parodies of two acts who had their first hits in the 70's, got bigger in the 80's, and were still charting into the early 1990's.

Another One Died for Us

This song's about substitutionary atonement -- how God sent Jesus to die in our place. If you're a person who wants to live forever, and you want to break free from your sins, come to Christ with a repentant heart, saying "Save me." You'll get the royal treatment from the King of Kings.

Bad Case of Leprosy

Cosmetic surgery is extremely popular. Some like it so much they get addicted, using it to fix every kind of perceived imperfection. But this song is about a man with more than a superficial desire to improve his appearance -- Naaman the leper, healed by Elisha the prophet in 2 Kings 5.

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Another One Died for Us Another One Bites the Dust Queen
Bad Case of Leprosy Bad Case of Loving You (Doctor, Doctor) Robert Palmer


Servin' the Father / Set Him Free



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Released in mid-September 2014, our latest single features parodies of two famous groups that were among our biggest influences ... and just about everybody else's.

Servin' the Father

The Bible tells us "Each of you should use whatever gift you have received to serve others, as faithful stewards of God's grace in its various forms" (I Peter 4:10). Of course, when we serve our brothers, we're ultimately servin' the Father.

Set Him Free

The Apostle Paul writes a letter to his old friend Philemon about a returning runaway slave named Onesimus who had become a Christian as a result of Paul's ministry. The aged apostle urges Philemon to accept Onesimus back "no longer as a slave, but better than a slave, as a dear brother."

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Servin' the Father Surfin' Safari The Beach Boys
Set Him Free Let It Be the Beatles


Proving My Religion / God's Own Son



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Released in late-August 2014, our latest single features newly recorded versions of two enormously popular songs from our early days. Fans have been begging us to redo them for years, and we've finally done it!

Proving My Religion

Here's something to always REMember as you stand in the place where you live: "But in your hearts revere Christ as Lord. Always be prepared to give an answer to everyone who asks you to give the reason for the hope that you have. But do this with gentleness and respect ..." (1 Peter 3:15).

God's Own Son

Even if you feel superunknown to the rest of the word, God knows and cares about you. Jesus says, "Come to me, all you who are weary and burdened, and I will give you rest." (Matthew 11:28). "For God did not send his Son into the world to condemn the world, but to save the world through him." (John 3:17).

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Proving My Religion Losing My Religion REM
God's Own Son Black Hole Sun Soundgarden


One in Three



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Released in mid-August 2014, One in Three features three parodies whose titles all start with the word "One." Sounds like a Jeopardy category, doesn't it? Of course, One in Three also alludes to the Trinity: one God in three Persons.

One More Wall

This parody about pulling down strongholds starts with Joshua but continues on to modern times. Whether it's in Jericho or Berlin, it's just one more wall for God to knock down.

One of These Guys

Set during the Last Supper, in this parody Jesus predicts that He will be betrayed by one of His apostles, denied by another, and abandoned by all.

One of Us Indeed

The original song we spoofed here asked the question, "What if God was one of us?" Well, He was! Some people just don't want to accept that fact or accept Him.

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One More Wall Wonderwall Oasis
One of These Guys One of These Nights The Eagles
One of Us Indeed One of Us Joan Osborne


Take Jude / Hit 'em with Your Slingshot



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Released in early-August 2014, this single features parodies of two killer B's (Beatles and Benatar). It's a tribute to the little guys, with songs that reference one of the smallest books in the Bible and the classic biblical underdog story.

Take Jude

Jude didn't have nearly as much to say as his half-brother, Jesus, or even his brother James. Jude's epistle is only one chapter long, making it one of the shortest books of the Bible. But we should still take his words seriously and "contend for the faith that was once for all entrusted to God's holy people" (Jude 1:3).

Hit 'em With Your Slingshot

We all know the story of David and Goliath, so we ought to apply the principles it teaches when the enemy sends giants against us in our own lives. Life is a battlefield, but we belong to the Lord, so hit 'em with your slingshot!

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Take Jude Hey Jude The Beatles
Hit 'em with Your Slingshot Hit Me with Your Best Shot Pat Benatar


Old Man / Fearful



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Released in mid-July 2014, this single is bold and brassy -- parodies of two #2 hits from the 60's and 70's, featuring our multi-talented sound man Greg Spack on guitar and bass, along with J., Jimmy, Chris, Hubie and a three-piece horn section.

Old Man

Growing old can give anybody the blues. But it ain't so bad when you have eternal life and you know this truth: "Though outwardly we are wasting away, yet inwardly we are being renewed day by day" (2 Cor. 4:16).

Fearful

In Isaiah 41:10, God tells His people, "So do not fear, for I am with you; do not be dismayed, for I am your God. I will strengthen you and help you; I will uphold you with my righteous right hand." He has not given us a spirit of fear, but of power, love, and a sound mind. (2 Tim. 1:7)

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Old Man Soul Man The Blues Brothers
Fearful Vehicle The Ides of March


You're So Plain / These Streams



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Released in early July 2014, this single is our first to feature all-female lead vocals on both parodies, sung by Elaine Heitzer and Keely Singer, two ladies who serve on the New Community Church worship team with ApologetiX lead singer J. Jackson.

You're So Plain

Isaiah prophesied that the Messiah would have "no beauty or majesty to attract us to him," but other things should have made His identity obvious.

These Streams

The Samaritan woman in John 4 recounts her story of sharing a drink with a Man unlike any other she'd ever met.

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You're So Plain You're So Vain Carly Simon
These Streams These Dreams Heart


W're Not Goin' to Canaan / Let's Redo The Music



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Released in late June 2014, this single is a family affair, with parodies of both sister (Twisted Sister) and brothers (Doobie Brothers).

We're Not Goin' to Canaan

Moses confronts the Israelites after they refuse to believe Joshua and Caleb and enter the Promised Land in Numbers 13:1-14:45.

Let's Redo the Music

Romans 12:2 says we should be transformed by the renewing of our minds. Here's a song about renewing the music of our minds.

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We're Not Goin' to Canaan We're Not Gonna Take It Twisted Sister
Let's Redo the Music Listen to the Music Doobie Brothers


Fly Like Ezekiel / Hell Smells



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Released in early June 2014, this single features parodies of two album-rock staples from the late-70's and early-80's that you can still hear any day on FM radio.

Fly Like Ezekiel

The prophet Ezekiel described numerous times when the Spirit of the Lord lifted him up and took him places in visions of God. Wouldn't you like to fly like Ezekiel?

Hell Smells

Don't believe the hype; Hell isn't the kind of place anybody would want to be -- not even the devil. The title of this song is an understatement.

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Fly Like Ezekiel Fly Like an Eagle Steve Miller Band
Hell Smells Hells Bells AC/DC


Goodnews / Talk and I'll Walk



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Released in late May 2014, this single features parodies of two classic #1 hits -- one from the 70's and one from the 80's. There's no way to dance around the fact that both of these tunes will get people up on their feet.

Goodnews

Everybody loves good news. This news is so good it can make a lame man walk and a religious man dance.

Talk and I'll Walk

A sick man at the pool of Bethesda learns about walking with Jesus ... both literally and figuratively.

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Goodnews Footloose Kenny Loggins
Talk and I'll Walk Crocodile Rock Elton John


Moose Tracks



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Released in early May 2014, Moose Tracks features the return of former ApologetiX drummer Bill "Moose" Rieger ... on lead guitar! Don't worry; Tom Tincha is still our official lead guitarist, but he graciously let Bill take over for the three songs on this EP.

Aaronic

Contrasts the priesthood of Aaron with that of Jesus, a high priest after the order of Melchizedek.

This Is from Paul

The Apostle Paul confronts the threat of legalism in his letter to the Galatians.

God Knows You've Tried

An encouraging message for Christians who fear they've failed God once (or many times) too often.

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Aaronic Ironic Alanis Morissette
This Is from Paul This Is a Call The Foo Fighters
God Knows You've Tried Slide The Goo Goo Dolls


Gimme Some Sign



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Released in late April 2014, Gimme Some Sign features parodies of three classic rock songs from the late sixties.

Some Sign from Above

The Pharisees demand a sign that Jesus was sent by God. Weren't His previous miracles enough?

Communion Ain't Just Bread Now

The Apostle Paul warns the church in Corinth not to eat the Lord's Supper in an unworthy manner.

Gimme Helper

The disciples wait for and receive "another Helper" whom Jesus had promised them -- the Holy Spirit.

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Some Sign from Above Sunshine of Your Love Cream
Communion Ain't Just Bread Now Communication Breakdown Led Zeppelin
Gimme Helper Gimme Shelter The Rolling Stones


Flirtin' with the Pastor / Jezebel



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Released in mid-April 2014, this single includes the first ApologetiX song ever to feature only female vocals -- a dose of ApologetiX: The Next Generation, with J.'s oldest daughter, Janna, singing and Bill "Moose" Rieger's son, Jake, playing bass. The other tune is a dose of classic southern rock with a message that should minister to pastors, elders and anybody else who is active in their local church.

Flirtin' with the Pastor

Don't be fooled by the title; it's nothing scandalous. This parody portrays the pastoral pitfalls of non-commital Christians.

Jezebel

Yes, we've talked about Jezebel before on "None Too Ladylike." But this song comes straight from the sorceress's mouth.

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Flirtin' with the Pastor Flirtin' with Disaster Molly Hatchet
Jezebel Just a Girl No Doubt


Rollin' in the Yeast / I Want That Crown



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Released in mid-March 2014, this single features parodies of two well-known artists from the 70's and 80's whom we've never spoofed before, even though both are in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.

Rollin' in the Yeast

Jesus warned his disciples: "Be on your guard against the yeast of the Pharisees and Sadducees." (Matthew 16:6). This song puts that message in a modern-day perspective.

I Want That Crown

Expounds on the theme of 1 Corinthians 9:24-25, where the Apostle Paul exhorts believers to run the race of life in such a way as to win the prize -- a crown that will last forever.

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Rollin' in the Yeast Reelin' in the Years Steely Dan
I Want That Crown I Won't Back Down Tom Petty


Devil Fell / Calling Dr. Luke



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This single features two heavy-hitting parodies from the 70's and 80's.

Devil Fell

Describes the devil's battle plan and his fall to earth (Revelation 12:7-12). Also explains that the Bible says his servants can disguise themselves as angels of light (2 Corinthians 11:14).

Calling Dr. Luke

The beloved physician discusses his two best-known literary works: the Gospel According to Luke and the Acts of the Apostles.

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Devil Fell Rebel Yell Billy Idol
Calling Dr. Luke Calling Dr. Love KISS


Such Impressive Loving Smart Close Friends / With Little Help from My Friends



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This single features two humorous parodies about the Old Testament story of Job. Oh, you didn't know Job could be funny?

Such Impressive Loving Smart Close Friends

Introduces Job, who endured severe trials and then had to deal with friends who claimed his suffering was a result of his own sin.

With Little Help from My Friends

Continues the story with an amusing dialogue between Job and his so-called friends.

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Such Impressive Loving Smart Close Friends Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band The Beatles
With Little Help from My Friends With Little Help from My Friends The Beatles


Brush / Cousin Zephaniah



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This single features two parodies about Old Testament people, one well known and one not so well known.

Brush

We've released other songs about Samson, but this one fills in some of the missing pieces in the saga, as Samson shares stories of three feats of strength he performed after he met the lion but before he met Delilah.

Cousin Zephaniah

The prophet Zephaniah wrote one of the least-quoted books of the Bible. So, who was he, anyway? How about a descendent of King Hezekiah and a cousin to King Josiah? This song will tell you more.

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Brush Tush ZZ Top
Cousin Zephaniah Cuts Like a Knife Bryan Adams


Transformed Soul



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ApologetiX lead singer and lyricist J. Jackson wrote parodies of three classic sixties soul songs for this special EP, recorded live 10/6/13, with the New Community Church Worship Team, including a 10-piece band with a full brass section. J. shares lead vocal duties with legendary soul singer Sputzy Sparacino on this project.

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Intro: Gideon's Comin'    
Gideon's Comin' Gimme Some Lovin' The Blues Brothers
Intro: I Feel God    
I Feel God I Feel Good James Brown
Intro: Hold On, Christ's Comin'    
Hold On, Christ's Comin' Hold On, I'm Comin' Sam & Dave


Churchigo II



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ApologetiX lead singer and lyricist J. Jackson is also a worship leader at New Community Church in Wexford PA, the same venue where we recorded Soundproof, 20:20 Vision, and 20:20 Video.

The church has a great worship team with many talented vocalists and instrumentalists, some of whom appeared on our 20:20 projects, including music director Greg Macaluso, who previously was Wayne Newton's music director in Las Vegas and Branson for many years.

On August 25, 2013, the worship team performed a special concert with the choir and a 10-piece band, including a full brass section. J. sang lead on several songs, including two new Chicago parodies he wrote especially for the concert.

We recorded those parodies, and the downloads are free with your donation of any amount to the ministry of ApologetiX.

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Intro: It's You in Me    
It's You in Me Just You 'n' Me Chicago
Intro: Sad Today in the Dark    
Sad Today in the Dark Saturday in the Park Chicago


It's Your Move



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Tom Milnes is the "Joe Walsh of ApologetiX," an incredibly funny guitar whiz who had a successful solo career long before joining us. You've heard Tom's golden voice doing back-up vocals on our CDs, but he's also a dynamic songwriter, with lyrics full of heart, humility and humor.

As big fans of his solo work, we're excited to present 15 favorites in a special download collection. It's free with your donation of any amount to our ministry. That's Tom's gift to us and our gift to you.

Includes these songs: The Corner, Shine Young One, Shut Up, Side of the Road, Evening, Forgive, Organ Donor Blues, Corner'Yar, Shed My Skin, Come and Go, When I Was Your Age, Turn Around, Sunday Morning Blues, Patience and Experience, and Your Move.

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Orchard Avenue



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Released in July 2012, our Orchard Avenue downloads are not available on CD. To get these FOUR brand-new recordings, just make a donation of any amount to the ministry of ApologetiX, and we'll email you the link for the MP3 files and lyrics.

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Ha-Bakk Get Back The Beatles
Here Come the Sons Here Comes the Sun The Beatles
Day Kippur Day Tripper The Beatles
Come To Father Come Together The Beatles


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