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2018
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The 12 Songs

1. You're Really Godly
Parody of "You Really Got Me" by Van Halen
Lyrics

2. (I Just) Died and Arose
Parody of "(I Just) Died in Your Arms" by Cutting Crew
Lyrics

3. Nabal Was a Mean Guy
Parody of "In the Meantime" by Spacehog
Lyrics

4. Handle With Prayer
Parody of "Handle with Care" by The Traveling Wilburys
Lyrics

5. Can't Fight This Kneeling
Parody of "Can't Fight This Feeling" by REO Speedwagon
Lyrics

6. No More Mr. Wise Guy
Parody of "No More Mr. Nice Guy" by Alice Cooper
Lyrics

7. Crossloads
Parody of "Crossroads" by Cream
Lyrics

8. The Jews' Lost Hero
Parody of "Juke Box Hero" by Foreigner
Lyrics

9. Place of Grace
Parody of "Ace of Spades" by Motorhead
Lyrics

10. Some Doubt
Parody of "Sundown" by Gordon Lightfoot
Lyrics

11. L.S.F.
Parody of "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds" by Elton John
Lyrics

12. The Very Last City
Parody of "Paradise City" by Guns N' Roses
Lyrics

Nichey
2018

Some may call ApologetiX kitschy; we say we're just nichey. Do those words rhyme? That depends on how you pronounce "niche." Does it rhyme with "ditch," "leash," or "wish"? Merriam-Webster accepts all three. Pronunciation may depend on your niche group.

ApX is a niche group that appeals to a niche group (parody lovers) within a niche group (Christian-music listeners). That's pretty nichey. We're not the first to use that word. Various sources say it means "not mainstream but serving a narrow market or audience." Yep, that's us.

We may be nichey, but we're nowhere near Nietzsche, though some pronounce those words about the same. Experts seem to favor "Nee-chuh," but Merriam-Webster and others also list "Nee-chee" as acceptable. And we've heard it pronounced even closer to nichey.

Right said, Fred ...er ... Friedrich? Well, he's not around to tell us, and he wasn't always right anyway. After all, God isn't really dead, and neither is His Son. Track #7 isn't really live, either. Those are just some of the secrets this CD has in store. Let's give it a listen, shall we?