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Come and Get Cured Of / Almighty God Won't Die



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Released in mid-March, our sixth single of 2024 spoofs Top Five hits from 1974 by four-man bands from both sides of the pond.

Come and Get Cured Of

Who can say without reservation they're ready for Judgment Day? If you're looking for someone with the power to save you, He's already here. Open the Bible and start checkin' it out. Where is your heart? Nobody is good enough for Jesus, but He still wants the best for you, no matter what condition your condition is in. Just don't say no.

Almighty God Won't Die

Oh, the games that people play when trying to lead the world astray! Nietzsche said that God was dead; he was wrong, and God lives on. Early one morning on a Sunday long ago, death's sting was removed like a rolling stone. It was at the tomb, where Martha's sister, Mary, in the morning met the Lord, whom she thought was buried. Rejoice!

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Come and Get Cured Of Come and Get Your Love Redbone
Almighty God Won't Die The Night Chicago Died Paper Lace


Won Thru Fighting / Jesus Is God's Son



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Released in early March, our fifth single of 2024 spoofs a couple iconic #1 hits from 1974 by solo artists who never returned to the Top 40.

Won Thru Fighting

Ever get the crazy feeling there are unseen forces trying to kill your peace, love, and happiness? Unless you've read Ephesians 6, you don't know the half of it. What a shame. These hellish higher-ups are too hot to handle alone. Any good preacher-man could tell you that. Stop fooling around and run back to the Lord and His Word for help.

Jesus Is God's Son

Contrary to what the television might tell you, if you go away from what the Bible says again and again, you'll come to a place where evil grows and serious sin is an everyday occurrence. Unfortunately, the changes can be so subtle that you may never notice you've crossed the final line until you're down in the pit, lamenting a good thing lost.

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Won Thru Fighting Kung Fu Fighting Carl Douglas
Jesus Is God's Son Seasons in the Sun Terry Jacks


Unchained Medley



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Our 73rd CD, Unchained Medley, is at the manufacturer and should be in stock by mid-March. We'll begin shipping shortly thereafter. It features parodies of 12 hit songs from the 1980-85.

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Here's what's on it:

1. Read Acts – Relax – Frankie Goes to Hollywood
2. Bartimaeus Eyes – Bette Davis Eyes – Kim Carnes
3. Sweet Jesus (Made a Whip) – Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This) – Eurythmics
4. Psalm Passage at Night – Sunglasses at Night – Corey Hart
5. Hundred Nineteenth Psalm – Hungry Like the Wolf – Duran Duran
6. They Blindly Speak of Science – She Blinded Me With Science – Thomas Dolby
7. One Thing Leads to the Father – One Things Leads to Another – The Fixx
8. I Can't Grow From That (Nor Can You) – I Can't Go for That (No Can Do) – Daryl Hall and John Oates
9. James 1:3 – Take on Me – a–ha
10. Wicked – Whip It – Devo
11. Little Jesus (Simeon's Song) – Little Jeannie – Elton John
12. Magi – Magic – The Cars


Billy, Don’t Be a Weirdo / Preach, Baby



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Released in mid-February, our fourth single of 2024 spoofs a pair of Top Five hits from 1974 that both begin with the letter “B.”

Billy, Don’t Be a Weirdo

How long is it going to take for you to realize that special someone you’ve been looking for is actually Jesus? Look deeper and deeper into His Word, and one fine day you may realize it was written just for you. If it feels good to hear such news, that’s because it’s true. Run to Him and don’t ever look back, even if others scorn you and scoff.

Preach, Baby

Though the Sanhedrin let Stephen answer his accusers, they weren’t interested in hearing both sides of the story, yet he kept going on anyway. Based on his speech, he didn’t seem born to be a rebel. Nevertheless, they stoned him to death, discarding him like a broken toy. Now he’s a long time gone, but his loving last words live on.

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Billy, Don’t Be a Weirdo Billy, Don’t Be a Hero Bo Donaldson and The Heywoods
Preach, Baby Beach Baby First Class


Betting and the Debts / Sweet Jesus (Made a Whip)



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Released in early February, our third single of 2024 spoofs a couple songs by British artists that hit #1 in the United States and Canada but not in the United Kingdom.

Betting and the Debts

Betting is so popular now, it’s hard to believe gambling was ever seen as a guilty pleasure, let alone a social disease. But it still can become a ball and chain, leaving many a man a slave to debt and a long way from happiness. Ultimately, nobody wins but the house. Nevertheless, you weren’t born to lose, and the Lord can help you recover your soul.

Sweet Jesus (Made a Whip)

Jesus was known for a ministry of love, so His actions against the moneychangers seem a touch savage to some. But God hates greed, and they tried to wrap it up in religion. The Lord urges us to store up treasures in Heaven that are more precious than gold and last forever. Those who don’t will face regrets and shame when tomorrow comes.

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Betting and the Debts Bennie and the Jets Elton John
Sweet Jesus (Made a Whip) Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This) Eurythmics


Looked on the Ceiling / You'll Succeed



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Released in mid-January, our second single of 2024 spoofs a pair of #1 hits from the '70s that were remakes of Top 10 hits from the '60s.

Looked on the Ceiling

And now for a flashback to a time Jesus was teaching in Capernaum (Mark 2, Luke 5). Out of the blue, a hush fell over the crowd as the roof opened up and a paralytic was lowered down into a house of strangers for a date with destiny. Here’s a song for you folks out there who’ve ever wondered about the poor homeowner’s state of mind.

You'll Succeed

When the wildly successful send postcards from paradise, they say it don’t come easy. Nevertheless, some people work night and day to achieve their dream and still wind up down and out, feeling like they're waiting in the losers' lounge of life. What does the Bible have to say about success? Here’s an anthem with some advice. Give it a try.

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Looked on the Ceiling Hooked on a Feeling Blue Swede
You'll Succeed You're Sixteen Ringo Starr


USB Flash Drive



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Our customized USB flash drives include the complete ApologetiX library on MP3 (all 72 CDs plus parodies and rarities we've released that aren't on CD). That's 32 years of music and about 800 parodies. They're write-enabled, so you can add more music to them if and when you get future ApX downloads.

These twister-style USB drives are silver and black with the classic ApologetiX logo on both sides. The silver part twists open to reveal the drive or closed to protect it for storage or transport. They're about 2 inches long and hold 16 GB. The MP3s are organized into folders for easy identification.

USBs are available for a donation of $150 or more. If you've donated for our complete library before, they're available for a donation of $50 or more. Donations are not tax-deductible but enable us to keep this ministry going. Please use the donate button in this section, because it will tell us that you want the USB.


Bartimaeus Eyes / They Blindly Speak of Science



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Released in early January, our lead-off single of 2024 spoofs a couple classics from the early '80s. Both are about blindness — the first is physical, the second is spiritual.

Bartimaeus Eyes

Some folks worry too much about appearances, and that's where the trouble lies. They're too far gone to start changin' now. The star of this song wasn't a looker, but he was a seeker. Sure, he had some rough edges, but he couldn't stay away from Jesus. He was used to begging for favors anyway. And the Lord granted His request.

They Blindly Speak of Science

Kids love to learn how Spider-Man got the ability to swing around the city or how Hulk got his hyperactive strength, but they know it's fantasy. The cruel irony is that society urges us to accept as fact origin stories that are even more far-fetched. Yet dissidents are viewed as airheads, their arguments dismissed as baseless and weightless.

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Bartimaeus Eyes Bette Davis Eyes Kim Carnes
They Blindly Speak of Science She Blinded Me With Science Thomas Dolby


The Book-o-Romans / Zedekiah



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Released in late December, our 26th single of 2023 spoofs a pair of hard-driving chart-toppers from 1974 and 2008. The first hit #1 on the pop chart and the second hit #1 on the alternative chart.

The Book-o-Romans

If you're done runnin' wild, you may have questions about good and evil and eternal life. You don't want just anybody's answer; you want someone who'll tell you no lies. Read Paul's letter to the Romans. You'll find nobody's innocent, and there are dues to pay for sin, but there's a way out so you won't have to die twice. Are you ready?

Zedekiah

Judah's long road to ruin ended with King Zedekiah. After centuries of sin, they'd finally exhausted God's patience. He'd given them enough space to make it right; now nothing could erase/replace all the bridge-burning they'd done, so off to Babylon they went. Still, despite all this, He knew they'd come back to Him and their home in a matter of time.

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The Book-o-Romans The Loco-Motion Grand Funk
Zedekiah Let It Die Foo Fighters


Hundred Nineteenth Psalm / Psalm Passage at Night



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Released in early December, our 25th single of 2023 spoofs two U.S. Top 10 hits from the first half of the '80s. One went #1 in Canada, and the other came from Canada but didn't even hit the Top 20 there.

Hundred Nineteenth Psalm

Psalm 119 is nothing less than massive. At first impression, its 176 verses may look like too much information. Some might come undone at the thought of reading a big thing like that. But if you zoom in and read its 22 sections one at a time, it's not such a daunting proposition. Can you deal with it? It's a perfect day to start; all you need is now.

Psalm Passage at Night

God's Word is a lamp unto our feet, so it goes without saying that we ought to light the lamp at midnight to keep from stumbling. Is it too late to read a short Psalm tonight? God is someone (the only someone) who is always waiting for you, so keep your heart fixed on Him. Never surrender to sleep without praying. You can't make it on your own.

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Hundred Nineteenth Psalm Hungry Like the Wolf Duran Duran
Psalm Passage at Night Sunglasses at Night Corey Hart


Little Jesus (Simeon's Song)



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Released in late November, our 24th single of 2023 spoofs two huge pop hits from the first half of the '80s — one that reached #1 on the rock chart, and one that reached #1 on the adult contemporary chart.

Magi

Hello again, ApX fans! It's the not the night before Christmas (it's only November), and we're not caroling door to door, but here's a new holiday tune. It's not a sad song, but it may take your nativity set and shake it up a little. Did you know the Wise Men didn't meet Jesus at the stable? Let's go take another look at Matthew 2, and think it over.

Little Jesus (Simeon's Song)

All of Jerusalem was restless for the coming of the One promised by Moses, Isaiah, Daniel, and other prophets of their religion. The clock was ticking, but they didn't see the big picture, chasing the crown of a king rather than a crown of thorns. Then, out of the blue, a single man named Simeon made the greatest discovery one day in the Temple ...

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Magi Magic The Cars
Little Jesus (Simeon's Song) Little Jeannie Elton John


Play It Again, Samson



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Our 72nd CD, Play It Again, Samson, was released in December 2023.

This special project is a rock opera entirely about the life of Samson. In fact, it's so special that we have also designed an optional 36-page, 5½" x 8½" program book you can add to your order to enhance the experience.

The program book contains all the lyrics (one to two pages per song), a plot synopsis for each song, photos of all the singers and musicians, and numerous illustrations of Samson's life. It's printed in color on glossy paper and saddle-stitched just like the program booklets you'd get at a Broadway musical.

1. Hairy Star – Highway Star – Deep Purple
2. I Know a Riddle – I Know a Little – Lynyrd Skynyrd
3. Brush – Tush – ZZ Top
4. Samson & Delilah – Afternoon Delight – Starland Vocal Band
5. You Just Might Need Kung Fu – You Make My Dreams – Daryl Hall and John Oates
6. Quizzical – Physical – Olivia Newton-John
7. Play Fair, Delilah – Hey There Delilah – Plain White T's
8. Get the Barber Started – Get the Party Started – Pink
9. Clip It – Whip It – Devo
10. Take My Guest Away – Take My Breath Away – Berlin
11. Someone Shaved My Locks Tonight – Someone Saved My Light Tonight – Elton John
12. Enter Samson – Enter Sandman – Metallica
13. Just a Big Galoot/I Ain't Got No Buddies – Just a Gigolo/I Ain't Got Nobody – David Lee Roth


Quizzical / Take My Guest Away



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Released in mid-November, our 23rd single of 2023 spoofs two #1 hits by ladies of the '80s.

Quizzical

Picture this: Delilah tells Samson to come on over and starts working her magic. “Sam,” she says, “I honestly love you, and I'm hopelessly devoted to you. How about showing me a little more love? If you love me, let me know by telling me how you got so strong. Please, mister, please. If you don't, I've suddenly got something better to do.”

Take My Guest Away

Samson was stronger than steel, but Delilah wasn't all pink and velvet. She brought secrets into their love life, too. After getting the information she wanted, she dropped the masquerade, dumping him like trash in the blink of an eye. Did she ever feel remorse? No more words about her are in the Bible, and there's no one left alive to ask.

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Quizzical Physical Olivia Newton-John
Take My Guest Away Take My Breath Away Berlin


Samson & Delilah / One Thing Leads to the Father



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Released in late October, our 22nd single of 2023 spoofs a #1 pop hit from the '70s and a #2 rock hit from the '80s.

Samson & Delilah

Samson was a fool in love with a liberated woman who cared little for love stuff. That's easy to see in the rear-view mirror, but the prism of passion distorted his vision, and he ended up fallin' in a deep hole. Delilah's heart was merely an apartment for rent, and she was willing to endure a brief third-rate romance with Mr. Wrong if it made her rich.

One Thing Leads to the Father

There are two different views/opinions on salvation: biblical and unbiblical. The Bible says your house will stand or fall depending on whether or not it's built upon the precious stone the builders rejected – the crucified Christ. Yet some people question that and look for sunshine in the shade. Anyone else think that's a bad idea? Wake up!

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Samson & Delilah Afternoon Delight Starland Vocal Band
One Thing Leads to the Father One Thing Leads to Another The Fixx


I Can't Grow From That (Nor Can You) / Read Acts



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Released in mid-October, our 21st single of 2023 spoofs songs that fared well on both sides of the Atlantic in the first half of the ‘80s The first was by an American group and hit #1 there while making the Top 10 in England. The second was by an English group and hit #1 there while making the Top 10 in America.

I Can't Grow From That (Nor Can You)

When there's heavy rain and you're trying to keep your head above water, you want to have your prayers rocket to God and not have a delayed reaction. But if He did it in a minute, there might be a missed opportunity for your faith to grow. Keep looking for a good sign from above, even when the sky is falling. His answers are worth the wait.

Read Acts

The early followers of the Way preached the Gospel not for personal gain but for Heaven's sake, though they knew others would tag them as troublemakers and rage hard in an all-out war against them. The New Testament's fifth book tells their story and shows the power of love in Christ. Is anybody out there who hasn't read it yet? You should!

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I Can't Grow From That (Nor Can You) I Can't Go for That (No Can Do) Daryl Hall and John Oates
Read Acts Relax Frankie Goes to Hollywood


Just Reword



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Our 71st CD, Just Reword, was released in October 2023. It features parodies of 12 hits from the '60s through the '90s.


1. Try Another Town – Tie Your Mother Down – Queen
2. Over the Hill – Overkill – Men at Work
3. Laughed At – Black Cat – Janet Jackson
4. For All the gods I've Loved Before – To All the Girls I've Loved Before – Julio Iglesias & Willie Nelson
5. A Wider Shape of Whale – A Whiter Shade of Pale – Procol Harum
6. Something Goes Wrong – Something So Strong – Crowded House
7. Timothy – Misery – Soul Asylum
8. Pretty Dried Up – Pretty Tied Up – Guns N' Roses
9. Matthew 9 – I Feel Fine – The Beatles
10. You Can Call Weird Al – You Can Call Me Al – Paul Simon
11. In the Afterlife – In the Air Tonight – Phil Collins
12. Yes Today – Yesterday – The Beatles


Get the Barber Started / You Can Call Weird Al



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Released in early October, our 20th single of 2023 spoofs songs by a couple of East Coast American artists whose names begin with the letter P. Each of them has had four #1 hits.

Get the Barber Started

Delilah wasn't like most girls and didn't try to be. She was a woman who knew what she wanted, and it wasn't true love. Her sights were set on money, not a family portrait. So what started out for Samson as a feel-good time full of passion that burned like fire turned out to be nothing but trouble. Her affection dissipated like glitter in the air.

You Can Call Weird Al

In ApologetiX, we have a good time trying to add an otherworldly quality to so-called “worldly” music. We don't expect congratulations or tenderness from critics; they don't think too much of people who rewrite rock classics, especially when numbers get serious about the Lord and the afterlife. One man's ceiling is another man's floor.

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Get the Barber Started Get the Party Started Pink
You Can Call Weird Al You Can Call Me Al Paul Simon


Pretty Dried Up / Matthew 9



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Released in mid-September, our 19th single of 2023 spoofs songs by two bands who dominated their respective eras. Although one group's career ended a decade and a half before the other's began, both are in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.

Pretty Dried Up

As meteorology gets better, it's so easy to forget who really controls the weather. There was a time when a couple bad apples on Israel's throne caused such a moral breakdown that God sent a three-year drought! If not for His mercy, Israel would've been reduced to dust and bones. Absurd, you say? If you think He can't do it again, you're crazy.

Matthew 9

There's a place in Matthew's Gospel where the former bad boy tells how the Lord came into his life, fixing a hole that all the money he'd made as a taxman couldn't fill. Christ released him from chains of misery, setting him free as a bird, and he no longer had to carry that weight of guilt and shame. It's all too much for us, but not for Jesus.

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Pretty Dried Up Pretty Tied Up Guns N' Roses
Matthew 9 I Feel Fine The Beatles


James 1



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Released in early September, our 18th single of 2023 revisits two #1 songs we spoofed in simpler formats many years ago and gives them the deluxe treatment they’ve long deserved.

James 1:3

It seems as if the sun always shines on TV, but time and again you find yourself hunting high and low for a little bit of the blue sky in your own life. As you lie down in darkness, it feels like you’re barely hanging on, and you're worried you’ll end up crying forever. Trust God. Trials are tough but temporary; you have what it takes to triumph.

Yes Today

You can come to Jesus any time at all, but if you plan to wait till later, what you're doing isn't wise. Salvation is vital; don't let it be something you put off! You can't do that ... for no one knows when the end will come. Get back to the Word of God, read Hebrews 3

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James 1:3 Take On Me a-ha
Yes Today Yesterday The Beatles


Try Another Town / For All the gods I've Loved Before



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Released in mid-August, our 17th single of 2023 spoofs two songs from two decades by three artists from three different countries representing three different genres of music.

Try Another Town

Many of Paul's foes thought he was a liar or even stone cold crazy. Others were motivated by jealousy. But he was a cool cat when under pressure and kept preaching heaven for everyone who'd listen. Was it all worth it? All God's people say amen. Still, he knew that moving on from a hot space was sometimes the best way to keep yourself alive.

For All the gods I've Loved Before

The night life promises good times if you take it to the limit, but it ain't necessarily so. There's a great divide between fantasy and reality, and what happens after the party's over? It's funny how time slips away, so it won't be long. That's life; check your family Bible. It may sound crazy, but if you willingly come to Christ, a beautiful time awaits.

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Try Another Town Tie Your Mother Down Queen
For All the gods I've Loved Before To All the Girls I've Loved Before Julio Iglesias & Willie Nelson


Laughed At / Hairy Star



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Released in early August, our 16th single of 2023 spoofs two songs you'd probably never hear on the same radio station. One is ‘70s British rock and the other is ‘90s American pop, but both feature enough guitar pyrotechnics to satisfy any self-respecting shredder.

Laughed At

Some folks can be pretty nasty in their mockery of God and His people, but that’s alright; He's still in control, and His Word is the truth, even if they don’t believe anything it says. Let ‘em scream all they want. Truly, it doesn’t really matter what they think. God scoffs at their escapades and every new agenda formed against Him (Psalm 2:1-4).

Hairy Star

The angel of the LORD told Manoah’s barren wife she'd have a child in time, a son. Raised to be a holy man, he turned into a hard-lovin’ man — a mad dog with a bad attitude — a living wrecking ball. Never before was there a man like this. No one came close in strength. Now what?! Lay down, stay down! Listen, learn, read on in Judges 13.

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Laughed At Black Cat Janet Jackson
Hairy Star Highway Star Deep Purple


Septuagint



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Our 70th CD, Septuagint, was released in August 2023. It features parodies of 12 hits from the ‘70s, including at least one song from every single year of that decade.

1. Septuagint – Do It Again – Steely Dan
2. Yonder Island – Thunder Island – Jay Ferguson
3. Violent Girl – Island Girl – Elton John
4. Humble or You'll Stumble – Bungle in the Jungle – Jethro Tull
5. Sad Today in the Dark – Saturday in the Park – Chicago
6. Ask God – Let's Go – The Cars
7. 30 Days in a Row – 30 Days in the Hole – Humble Pie
8. Itchin' to Hide – Hitchin' a Ride – Vanity Fare
9. Sadducees – Can't You See – The Marshall Tucker Band
10. I Rewrite the Songs – I Write the Songs – Barry Manilow
11. Abraham Amazed – Maybe I'm Amazed – Paul McCartney & Wings
12. Riders from the Lord – Riders on the Storm – The Doors


In the Afterlife / Timothy



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Released in late July, our 15th single of 2023 spoofs two songs with similar chart trajectories. One went to #19 on the pop chart and #2 on the mainstream rock chart. The other went to #20 on the pop chart and #1 on the modern rock chart.

In the Afterlife

We wait and we wonder when the Son of Man will return. Tomorrow never knows, and you can’t hurry love, but we don’t have to wonder if there’s a place for us in His kingdom. Though you can’t turn back the years, it’s not too late to make your reservation, no matter who you are. Many Bible verses testify to that. Do you know, do you care?

Timothy

As he composed his final epistle, Paul’s situation was nothing to write home about: in chains, imprisoned like a caged rat in Rome, where he might disappear without a trace. Though close to death, he remained a fearless leader, encouraging Timothy to stand up and be strong. Whoa! Ain’t that tough? Don’t it make your troubles seem small?

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In the Afterlife In the Air Tonight Phil Collins
Timothy Misery Soul Asylum


Sadducees / Just a Big Galoot/I Ain't Got No Buddies



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Released in early July, our 14th single of 2023 spoofs some standout songs from the debut discs of decidedly different American artists.

Sadducees

Sadducees believed the Pentateuch but were too stubborn to believe the Gospel. They'd never trust a stranger from Galilee and would've preferred for Jesus to stay in the country where a country boy belongs rather than walkin' and talkin' in Jerusalem, but He was bound and determined to walk outside the lines, bringing them all to a crossroad.

Just a Big Galoot/I Ain't Got No Buddies

Samson could stand up to anything his enemies threw at him, with a counter-blast like an elephant gun. Relentless as a big train and cuddly as a hammerhead shark, our hero also enjoyed the night life. He wasn't a shy boy and probably had the ladies goin' crazy. Alas, bad habits took him from king of the hill to the bottom of the pile.

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Sadducees Can't You See The Marshall Tucker Band
Just a Big Galoot/I Ain't Got No Buddies Just a Gigolo/I Ain't Got Nobody David Lee Roth


You Just Might Need Kung Fu / Septuagint



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Released in late June, our 13th single of 2023 spoofs Top 10 hits by two American groups from the East Coast. Each got their start in the early ‘70s, and both were eventually inducted into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame.

You Just Might Need Kung Fu

Some men tried to fight Samson mano a mano, but only love could defeat him. Well, don’t blame it on love. He and Delilah seemed so close, talking all night as she played guessing games, but Samson was out of touch with reality and falling into a trap. An unguarded minute would prove his undoing; some things are better left unsaid.

Septuagint

Any major dude will tell you everything must go through changes to stay relevant. God’s Word doesn’t change (only a fool would say that it does), but words we use to relay it do. The King James Bible seems almost gothic (the slang of ages gone by) to some. You can’t keep the language of the time out of mind when translating for your audience.

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You Just Might Need Kung Fu You Make My Dreams Daryl Hall and John Oates
Septuagint Do It Again Steely Dan


Wicked / Clip It



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Released in mid-June, our 12th single of 2023 features a pair of parodies devotedly derived from a single song — a million-selling new-wave classic from the '80s.

Wicked

Everyone sins, but when we do it, it’s not right to blame uncontrollable urges. Are we not men and women with freedom of choice? Then why do so many of us seem stuck in a loop, searching for satisfaction in strange pursuits without ever looking at the big picture? God has a plan for you and for all of us. Let’s go find out what it is.

Clip It

Samson wasn't always a happy guy but took time out for fun. After judging Israel for 20 years, he found himself under the jurisdiction of love. Sadly, he was a bit of a blockhead, got sloppy, and wound up in a big mess. As he awakened, agitated, from a deep sleep, something seemed out of sync, and his strength seemed to shrivel up.

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Wicked Whip It Devo
Clip It Whip It Devo


Yonder Island / Abraham Amazed



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Released in late May, our 11th single of 2023 spoofs two Top 10 singles that came out in 1977, performed by artists who first found fame as members of legendary rock groups in the '60s.

Yonder Island

Paul warned the centurion and sailors the trip would be disastrous, but they ignored his advice. You should know better than that. Soon the empty sky was full of dark clouds, the winds would turn it up a notch, and the crew was losing control as waves battered the ship time and time again. But God used it all to bring them to the Island of Malta.

Abraham Amazed

Abraham lived a wild life, traveling here, there, and everywhere as the LORD gave him a new name and address(es). However absurd it may seem to you, the man believed God's promise that 90-year-old Sarah would have a son. And when later told to sacrifice the dear boy, he set out for Moriah, never letting go of his hope of deliverance on the way.

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Yonder Island Thunder Island Jay Ferguson
Abraham Amazed Maybe I'm Amazed Paul McCartney & Wings


Humble Or You'll Stumble / Itchin' to Hide



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Released in mid-May, our 10th single of 2023 spoofs hits by a couple of British bands who each had a pair of U.S. Top 15 singles in the first half of the '70s … although one band became far more famous than the other.

Humble Or You'll Stumble

Pride has been the saboteur of countless millions of men and ladies, even backdoor angels. We used to know it was a deadly sin. If you could go back and ask people living in the past (even the dark ages) they'd tell you. Look inside the Bible; God's Son still speaks about it. Though He was (and is) the perfect one, He humbled Himself for us.

Itchin' to Hide

In the beginning, Saul liked David. Now he couldn't stand him. Where did all the good times go? Early in the morning, Jonathan confirmed David's fears: He couldn't stay, waiting for nightfall, or come tomorrow, he'd be dead. With nowhere to go in Israel that was safe, he wouldn't be coming home for a while, but staying alive was better by far.

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Humble Or You'll Stumble Bungle in the Jungle Jethro Tull
Itchin' to Hide Hitchin' a Ride Vanity Fare


Eclectic



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Our 69th CD, Eclectic, was released in May 2023. It features parodies from the '60s, '70s, '80s, and '90s.

1. Evidence – And We Danced – The Hooters
2. Everyone's a Sinner – Every 1's a Winner – Hot Chocolate
3. Ezra – Pressure – Billy Joel
4. Elijah's Lament – Fire and Rain – James Taylor
5. Every Day About You – Everything About You – Ugly Kid Joe
6. E.Z.Kiel – Suzie Q. – Creedence Clearwater Revival
7. Every Crown Has Its Thorns – Every Rose Has Its Thorn – Poison
8. Eight Ways to Be – Eight Days a Week – The Beatles
9. Ease Your Burden – Beast of Burden – The Rolling Stones
10. Elizabeth's Song – In Your Room – The Bangles
11. Eve of Instruction – Eve of Destruction – Barry McGuire
12. Everybody Can Come to Christ – Everybody Have Fun Tonight – Wang Chung


30 Days in a Row / Violent Girl



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Released in late April, our ninth single of 2023 spoofs two English acts who each released their debut album in 1969 … although the songs we spoofed are from '72 and '75.

30 Days in a Row

Say what you will, but when you get down to it, we all face temptations that can turn into addictions. Too often, we think we can work it out ourselves and say, “Lord, I'll go alone. I can take it from here.” Baby, don't do it! There's no way to overcome darkness like that without His light. If we turn to Jesus every single day, He'll lead us on to victory.

Violent Girl

You can't start writing about the Old Testament judge Barak without understanding women played a huge role in his success. Not just the prophetess Deborah but also the hammer-wielding heroine Jael. She was once a mellow woman living a simple life without any fanfare or spotlight, far from the heavy traffic of the city. Now her name's in neon.

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30 Days in a Row 30 Days in the Hole Humble Pie
Violent Girl Island Girl Elton John


Ease Your Burden / Everyone’s a Sinner



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Released in mid-April, our eighth single of 2023 spoofs a pair of Top 10 singles released by British bands in 1978.

Ease Your Burden

Religion without a relationship can make you look respectable while feeling blue and lonesome — a slave to complicated regulations, waiting for when the whip comes down. It's too tough to live that way. Jesus shattered the lies that Heaven is achieved by such things. He wants to take that heavy load you're carrying and let it loose.

Everyone's a Sinner

Contrary to what the world says, life isn't about dollar signs and sex appeal, and we should never pretend it is. What about you? The party's on, and everyone's laughing, but are you getting enough happiness, going through the motions in a mindless boogie? All it takes to get it right is a heartfelt cry to God, simple as a child's prayer.

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Ease Your Burden Beast of Burden The Rolling Stones
Everyone's a Sinner Every 1's a Winner Hot Chocolate


Everybody Can Come to Christ / Every Day About You



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Released in early April, our seventh single of 2023 spoofs a pair of rock bands who had two Top 10 hits apiece. One group's from England and had their hits in the '80s. The other's from the United States and had theirs in the '90s. We've spoofed each act's first Top 10 entry.

Everybody Can Come to Christ

Why let the devil live rent free in your head when you could have Jesus living in your heart? Satan is driving you to depression with overwhelming feelings of guilt. Wouldn't you rather exchange that for the true love of Christ? What's so bad about feeling good? Talk it out with the Lord and make a confession straight from the heart.

Every Day About You

Christians seem to be America's least-wanted special-interest group these days. Folks talk about loving your neighbor but treat us like the enemy, and the names they call us are uglier than they used to be. Don't go away mad; just go and pray. God our Father wants us to live lives above reproach and shine like lights in the midst of a dark world.

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Everybody Can Come to Christ Everybody Have Fun Tonight Wang Chung
Every Day About You Everything About You Ugly Kid Joe


Evidence / I Rewrite the Songs



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Released in mid-March, our sixth single of 2023 spoofs a couple American artists from the two largest cities in the Northeast.

Evidence

Christ called His disciples to be fishers of men, but you can't partake in the catch of the day until you dare to stop dancing on the edge and emerge from the shadow of Jesus. Nobody but you can make that move. The joy of the Lord shouldn't be a private emotion. We should express it day by day in our ordinary lives. Don't knock it 'til you try it.

I Rewrite the Songs

Well, it looks like we made it 31 years as a Christian parody band already. Could it be magic? No, it's a miracle! Even now, we're amazed. Many of the old songs have beautiful music, but with some you don't even want to say the words; you read 'em and weep. Let's hang on and make full use of all the time and talent God has given us.

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Evidence And We Danced The Hooters
I Rewrite the Songs I Write the Songs Barry Manilow


Elijah's Lament / E.Z.Kiel



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Released in early March, our fifth single of 2023 spoofs the first Top 40 hits by a pair of popular American artists who tallied a total of over 30 such songs between them.

Elijah's Lament

Believe it or not, after all those miracles, Elijah wanted to wave the white flag when hard times came. He ran away rather than stand and fight. But Jezebel was a satanic steamroller, and Elijah thought he was the only one left who followed the LORD as he traveled that lonesome road. Then, lo and behold, God shed a little light on the situation.

E.Z.Kiel

Many folks mislabel Ezekiel's first vision as a UFO visitation, because it came out of the sky. Whether they have a sinister purpose or are just lookin' for a reason to cause a commotion, they need someone to hold them accountable. It's just a thought, but perhaps we should read what the Bible says before we expect aliens to come sail away with us.

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Elijah's Lament Fire and Rain James Taylor
E.Z.Kiel Suzie Q. Creedence Clearwater Revival


Every Crown Has Its Thorns / Eight Ways to Be



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Released in mid-February, our fourth single of 2023 contains parodies of #1 hits from 1965 and 1988. We first spoofed these songs in the early '90s and then again in the early 2000s, but we left plenty of room for improvement. This time around, we finally have 'em right where we want 'em.

Every Crown Has Its Thorns

Anyone who thinks following Jesus will be nothing but a good time is in for a rude awakening, but the Christian life goes on come hell or high water. It's hard to understand the love Christ must've had to become our flesh and blood sacrifice until you suffer some yourself. However, God can cause things that seem bad to be good for us in the long run.

Eight Ways to Be

Do you want to know a secret? Every little thing you need to be happy and blessed is in Matthew 5:2-12. It's not some long, long, long list, but the virtues Jesus speaks of in those verses aren't always the way we act naturally. He'd love you to try, though, and if you ask for His help, it won't be long before you find yourself getting better at them.

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Every Crown Has Its Thorns Every Rose Has Its Thorn Poison
Eight Ways to Be Eight Days a Week The Beatles


Ask God / Riders from the Lord



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Released in early February, our third single of 2023 spoofs a couple of #14 hits — each by a well-known American band — from opposite ends of the country and opposite ends of the '70s.

Ask God

Looking for love and a godly mate but they haven't come running to you? God doesn't often move like this. Nevertheless, everything you say in your prayers is getting through. You might think your search will drag on forever and you can't hold on too long or it'll drive you crazy. But keep on knocking. It's not too late, and it could happen soon.

Riders From the Lord

John said God would send the Four Horsemen someday. When's He gonna do it? Strange days are upon us, and people are stranger than ever, wishful, sinful, prideful, evil. Summer's almost gone and the end of the night will soon be here. They're not to touch the earth till the appointed time, but they'll break on through when the music's over.

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Ask God Let's Go The Cars
Riders From the Lord Riders on the Storm The Doors


A Wider Shape of Whale / Sad Today in the Dark



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Released in late January, our second single of 2023 spoofs a couple Top 5 hits — one by a British band in the late '60s and another by an American band in the early '70s.

A Wider Shape of Whale

Moby Dick is a classic, but without a doubt the best known of all whaling stories is in the Book of Jonah, and quite rightly so. The former is fiction whereas the latter is nothing but the truth, and the truth won't fade away. Even Jesus refers to it in two different chapters of the Gospel According to Matthew and one more time in Luke.

Sad Today in the Dark

Now more than ever, there are many folks out there with hearts in trouble who've been searching so long but wound up chasing the wind. If you start a dialogue with them, it could be the beginnings of something wonderful. You don't know what you're missing. Perhaps you're the inspiration they're seeking to make them feel alive again.

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A Wider Shape of Whale A Whiter Shade of Pale Procol Harum
Sad Today in the Dark Saturday in the Park Chicago


Over the Hill / Something Goes Wrong



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Released in early January, our first single of 2023 features a double dose from Down Under; both songs are parodies of Top 10 hits from the '80s by bands that originated in Australia (the city of Melbourne, Victoria, to be specific).

Over The Hill

Growing up, 21 seems to usher in a golden age of no restrictions. Then you hit 30 and catch a startling realization that you've been giving up youth to gain experience. But no matter your age, it's crazy to think you'll reach tomorrow with a face that shows no sign of yesterday. Our time here is a moving picture, not a still-life painting.

Something Goes Wrong

When you come to a roadblock in life, and it seems things will never be the same, it's only natural to feel like you can't carry on. Don't stop now. Help is coming. God makes sure that ultimately everything is good for you. Nothing happens in isolation. Even if it seems awful on the surface, deeper down it could be the start of something awesome.

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Over The Hill Overkill Men At Work
Something Goes Wrong Something So Strong Crowded House


Elizabeth's Song / Eve of Instruction



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Released in mid-December, our 24th single of 2022 features two parodies whose titles start with the letter E, originally performed by artists whose names start with the letter B.

Elizabeth's Song

Christ's birth was one of two foretold in Luke 1. When Zechariah gives everyone the silent treatment, there's more than meets the eye. Now we see everything in a different light; he's got a secret he literally can't tell. Later, when his wife sees Mary standing in the hallway of their home, she realizes there will be a special bond between the two boys.

Eve of Instruction

What good would it do for the Prince of Peace to be born in a town and country ruled by Romans, who were masters of war, and King Herod, who had his own inner manipulations? Yet that little boy grew up to fulfill the Messianic prophecies one by one. Try to remember that. Christmas comes so quickly. Why not stop and dig it while you can?

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Elizabeth's Song In Your Room The Bangles
Eve of Instruction Eve of Destruction Barry McGuire


Vision Gets Clearer As We Get Closer



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Our 68th CD, Vision Gets Clearer as We Get Closer, was released in December 2022. It features parodies of 13 hits from the '60s, '70s, '80s, and '90s.

1. Once Livin' Twice Died – Once Bitten Twice Shy – Great White
2. The Devil Incites – Devil Inside – INXS
3. Slow to Wrath – Photograph – Def Leppard
4. Greed River – Green River – Creedence Clearwater Revival
5. Greetings from PNC Park, PA – Hungry Heart – Bruce Springsteen
6. Gain in Vain (Can't Buy Me) – Train in Vain (Stand by Me) – The Clash
7. The Boys Aren't Backin' Down – The Boys Are Back in Town – Thin Lizzy
8. Bad Citizen – Bad Medicine – Bon Jovi
9. Can't Let the Crowd in My Head – Can't Get It Out of My Head – ELO
10. Death – Beth – Kiss
11. God and I Know – Cotton Eye Joe – Rednex
12. Why Wait? – I'll Wait – Van Halen
13. Lighting Flashes – Lightning Crashes – Live


Ezra / Play Fair Delilah



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Released in early December, our 23rd single of 2022 features parodies about two famous Old Testament luminaries. One is a guy who's been the subject of several of our songs; the other is a fellow we've only mentioned in passing until now.

Ezra

Until the night Babylon fell, the return of the Jews to their homeland seemed unlikely, but sometimes a fantasy comes true. Afterward, Ezra the priest taught with honesty and without shades of grey, keeping the faith of God's people focused on His Word and helping them turn around their lifestyles when they didn't get it right the first time.

Play Fair Delilah

Even if Delilah's incessant inquiries about the source of his strength didn't make Samson stop dating her, you'd think they would have at least given him pause. It was time to move on from that girl. Opting to stay was a serious mistake he'd someday regret. He got revenge with his last breath, but it's still a sad story, and he'd never love again.

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Ezra Pressure Billy Joel
Play Fair Delilah Hey There Delilah The Plain White T's


Bad Citizen / Can't Let the Crowd in My Head



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Released in mid-November, our 22nd single of 2022 features two famous artists who had about 20 U.S. Top 40 hits apiece. One act was winding down its Top 40 chart career in the mid-80's just as the other was beginning theirs.

Bad Citizen

A believer's life isn't always a bed of roses these days, but Christianity wasn't exactly a runaway hit with society in the first place. Many have attempted to crush the church, but it has always bounced back, and that's a miracle in itself. Not everyone living in sin is looking for something to believe in, but the Bible is true even if they say it isn't so.

Can't Let the Crowd in My Head

Even as the Gospel was being preached all over the world, Peter knew there was danger ahead. Whether on the run from Herod or in the twilight of his life, awaiting execution under Nero, he knew in time he'd have to face the music. His mission was so serious, but he would hold on tight to the promise of an eternal reward above the clouds.

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Bad Citizen Bad Medicine Bon Jovi
Can't Let the Crowd in My Head Can't Get It Out of My Head Electric Light Orchestra


Enter Samson / Gain in Vain (Can't Buy Me)



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Released in early November, our 21st single of 2022 features parodies of two bands we've spoofed before ... but not since the late '90s and early 2000's.

Enter Samson

Every time you turn the page in the Book of Judges, there's a new hero of the day. The most famous of these disposable heroes is Samson. He was one bad dude and no Prince Charming. In fact, the Philistines probably saw him as some kind of monster. But when they finally had him helpless, they foolishly gave him a chance to reload.

Gain in Vain (Can't Buy Me)

One way the crooked beat (and cheat) the system is through bribery. This hateful practice is nothing new; the Bible is full of references to judges and others in authority being operated by remote control. But the righteous Judge will be the great equalizer up in Heaven. They know your rights (even if they deny them), but He knows their wrongs.

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Enter Samson Enter Sandman Metallica
Gain in Vain (Can't Buy Me) Train in Vain (Stand By Me) The Clash


30th Anniversary Challenge Coin



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The Roman Empire rewarded soldiers with special coins to recognize their achievements. In the 20th century, similar coins were used to identify specific units or divisions in the U.S. military. Today, the challenge coin is a popular item with law enforcement, fire departments, motorcycle clubs, and other organizations.

We just got a second batch of ApologetiX 30th Anniversary challenge coins that were custom-made and given to us by longtime ApX fan Paul “Doc” Nigh of Sgt. Nigh's Designs to use as fundraisers for our ministry. The first batch were enormously popular with fans, but we ran out of them quickly. Now they’re back!

These beautiful coins are 1.75” in diameter and 3 mm thick, made of zinc alloy and hard enamel. One side recognizes the band's 30th anniversary and the other side says “That Christian Parody Band.” Both sides have the band's name, the triquetra symbol, and our mission statement: “Reach the lost, teach the rest.” Each coin comes in a double-folded plastic coin sleeve.

While supplies last, we're sending an ApologetiX challenge coin to fans who specifically request one and make a donation of $50 or more. Sorry, because of the high cost of shipping internationally, we can only ship these particular items to U.S. locations.

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Slow to Wrath / Why Wait?



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Released in late October, our 20th single of 2022 spoofs a pair of similarly themed rock hits that enjoyed similar success. One went to #12 on the pop chart and #1 on the rock chart in '83. The other went to #13 on the pop chart and #2 on the rock chart in '84. Both came from albums that went to #2 and sold over 10 million copies.

Slow to Wrath

God is slow to anger, and we should follow suit, but some excitable believers let their animal emotions run riot, refusing to let it go when wronged. Love and affection dissipate when they're comin' under fire, and their tempers rise faster than a rocket. But Heaven is watching us, and we'll all have to answer to the Master for our tempers. No foolin'.

Why Wait?

Everybody wants somebody to tell them from afar when judgment day will occur, but the secrets aren't locked away inside some cathedral. The Lord gave fair warning that no man knows exactly when He'll be back to light up the sky, but He also told us to be ready. When push comes to shove, that should be good enough right now.

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Slow to Wrath Photograph Def Leppard
Why Wait? I'll Wait Van Halen


Kinda Stuffy



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Our 67th CD, Kinda Stuffy, was released in November 2022. It features parodies of 13 hits originally released from 1983-88.

1. All That Stuff's in There to Remind Me – Always Something There to Remind Me – Naked Eyes
2. Every Step to Take – Every Breath You Take – The Police
3. Lost and Found – Round and Round – Ratt
4. A Few Who Have Skill – A View to a Kill – Duran Duran
5. You Simply Write Down (My Directions) – You Spin Me Round (Like a Record) – Dead or Alive
6. 969 – Summer of '69 – Bryan Adams
7. Rebuild This City – We Built This City – Starship
8. H.R. Pufnstuf – Tuff Enuff – The Fabulous Thunderbirds
9. Jesus (Sermon on the Mount) – Venus – Bananarama
10. I Think We're in Rome Now – I Think We're Alone Now – Tiffany
11, Heaven's Gonna Lift You Up – Never Gonna Give You Up – Rick Astley
12. Sin Can Be Resistible – Simply Irresistible – Robert Palmer
13. You've Got to Write Stuff – You Got It (The Right Stuff) – New Kids on the Block


The Devil Incites / Greed River



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Released in early October, our 19th single of 2022 spoofs a pair of #2 hits from the late '60s and late '80s.

The Devil Incites

Eve was a beautiful girl, heaven-sent for Adam, but the serpent put questions in her head. After eating the one thing she wasn't supposed to, she felt a new sensation, and it wasn't a good one. So why did Adam just keep walking into an obvious trap and make the decision to taste it, too? It's mystifying. Bitter tears would follow their original sin.

Greed River

These are gloomy times for both the working man and the beggar on the side of the road. Don't look now, but those clinging to wealth in this world will have a rude awakening in the next when the pendulum swings the other way. But there are better days up around the bend for those storing up treasure in Heaven. What are you gonna do?

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The Devil Incites Devil Inside INXS
Greed River Green River Creedence Clearwater Revival


A Few Who Have Skill / Heaven's Gonna Lift You Up



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Released in late September, our 18th single of 2022 spoofs a couple 80's songs by British heartthrobs that became #1 hits in the United States.

A Few Who Have Skill

Is there anyone out there on planet earth who is so misled that they think they have no gifts from God? To whom it may concern: He gave talents to each of us. Make sure you don't get tempted to leave yours buried in the sand. Nothing will bring you more joy than to use them for His glory. Like Bezalel and Oholiab, this could be your finest hour.

Heaven's Gonna Lift You Up

God says ”that at the name of Jesus every knee should bow, in heaven and on earth and under the earth” (Philippians 2:10). Some folks are waiting for the bell to ring, but by then it'll be too late to cry for help. Time is slipping away. He wants us all to be together forever in Heaven, but this could be your last night on earth. Pray with me.

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A Few Who Have Skill A View to a Kill Duran Duran
Heaven's Gonna Lift You Up Never Gonna Give You Up Rick Astley


The Write Combination



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Released in mid-September, our 17th single of 2022 features parodies of two 80's hits by groups we've never spoofed before. Both were smashes in the United States but even bigger across the pond, where each hit #1.

You Simply Write Down (My Directions)

David felt Israel had gone too long without a house for God, so he told Nathan he wanted to build one. The prophet agreed, but before he could turn around and count to ten, God told him David's son would be the one to do it. But that didn't mean there was absolutely nothing David could do. God showed him how to make a special start.

You've Got to Write Stuff

Though imprisoned on the Isle of Patmos, the Apostle John kept hanging tough, and he'd hold on till the end, even after his brother and the other Apostles were martyred. After all, he'd seen Jesus come back to life. The Good News he shared back then still sounds good today. Make sure his words aren't wasted on you or twisted by you.

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You Simply Write Down (My Directions) You Spin Me Round (Like a Record) Dead or Alive
You've Got to Write Stuff You Got It (The Right Stuff) New Kids on the Block


Rebuild This City / All That Stuff's in There to Remind Me



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Released in late August, our 16th single of 2022 features parodies of two Top 10 hits from the first half of the 80's. Both songs we spoofed were done by groups, and each was that particular group's biggest hit.

Rebuild This City

The burning of Jerusalem and the destruction of its walls left the Jews with no protection. Survivors were sent to Babylon, and many thought the descendants of Abraham and Sarah were finished, but it's not over till it's over. God would hear the cries of their desperate hearts and bring them home. And He'd already sent a prophet to say when.

All That Stuff's in There to Remind Me

Despite the words of Hebrews 10:25, many churchgoers are burning bridges and flying solo. Maybe they've been hurt or it could be they just don't want to sacrifice their Sundays anymore, The Book of Acts is a very hard act to follow, but when the lights go out in your local church, its exodus from the premises promises to be problematic.

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Rebuild This City We Built This City Starship
All That Stuff's in There to Remind Me Always Something There to Remind Me Naked Eyes


Someone Shaved My Locks Tonight / God and I Know



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Released in mid-August, our 15th single of 2022 spoofs a couple songs by European artists that became big U.S. hits in '75 and '95, with both of them going gold.

Someone Shaved My Locks Tonight

The strongman Samson wasn't a myth like Hercules, although he wasn't a saint, either. He just wanted to take the foxy Delilah and wrap her up in his arms, but we all fall in love sometimes with people we shouldn't. Thus he became a victim of love, and the house fell down. Still, he believed he'd be better off dead than a slave to the Philistines.

God and I Know

You may think you're wild and free, but the devil's on the loose, and the chase is on. All of us are racing to a final destination; where you gonna go in the end? Will you be rolling home to Heaven or someplace else? That depends on Jesus. Are you depending on Him? Is He alive in your heart or are you riding alone?

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Someone Shaved My Locks Tonight Someone Saved My Life Tonight Elton John
God and I Know Cotton Eye Joe Rednex


I Think We're in Rome Now / Jesus (Sermon on the Mount)



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Released in late July, our 14th single of 2022 features parodies of two female-fronted #1 songs from the second half of the '80s. Both tunes we spoofed were themselves cover versions of massive hits originally released in the second half of the '60s.

I Think We're in Rome Now

After King Agrippa II saw him standing there testifying, he said Paul could've been set free if only he hadn't appealed to Caesar. But Paul knew inside he had to drop that bomb in order to get to Rome. There could never be any second-guessing, even after he got shipwrecked on the way. He'd be alright. Besides, it gave him a moment to rest.

Jesus (Sermon on the Mount)

Jesus wasn't just a preacher man whose oratory skills were a cut above the rest. He was really saying something and did so with love, truth, and honesty rather than legalism, tradition, and rough justice. His miracles proved He had a hotline to Heaven, but he performed more than physical healings; He had the words of eternal life. Wow!

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I Think We're in Rome Now I Think We're Alone Now Tiffany
Jesus (Sermon on the Mount) Venus Bananarama


Rock's in Their Heads



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Our 66th CD, Rock's in Their Heads, was released in August 2022. It features parodies of 13 rock classics from 1971-79.

1. Telescoper – Under My Wheels – Alice Cooper
2. Fold Your Tent Up – Hold Your Head Up – Argent
3. Sabbath Day's Quite Alright for Nice Things – Saturday Night's Alright for Fighting – Elton John
4. The Real Need – The Real Me – The Who
5. Heir of Our God – Hair of the Dog – Nazareth
6. Good Comin' from Bad – Good Lovin' Gone Bad – Bad Company
7. God Can Do – Katmandu – Bob Seger
8. Lord Is Alive (Paul Before Agrippa) – Love Is Alive – Gary Wright
9. Ego Scuffle – Lido Shuffle – Boz Scaggs
10. Acts 20 – Black Betty – Ram Jam
11. Imagine How He Loves Us – Imaginary Lover – Atlanta Rhythm Section
12. I Was Made for Revenue – I Was Made for Lovin' You – Kiss
13. Good Works Don't – Good Girls Don't – The Knack


Lightning Flashes / I Know a Riddle



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Released in mid-July, our 13th single of 2022 revisits a couple parodies from two of our early CDs, both originally done by bands whose names begin with the letter L.

Lightning Flashes

The Bible foretells the future, and to weak or strong it is known, but it's easier not to be wise and measure these things by your brains than to be pinned down and abused for being strange. Nobody knows the day of Christ's return, but it seems we're at a late stage, and He gave us enough info that it shouldn't catch the brothers unaware. Get ready!

I Know a Riddle

Samson was a simple man, but he wasn't pure and simple, and he had things goin' on his life that didn't happen to every mother's son. One day, while searching for a sweet little missy to marry, he met a lion on the hunt and killed it with his bare hands. On the way home, he found honeybees inside the carcass. And that gave him an idea …

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Lightning Flashes Lightning Crashes Live
I Know a Riddle I Know a Little Lynyrd Skynyrd


Fold Your Tent Up / Lost and Found



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Released in early July, our 12th single of 2022 spoofs the biggest hits of two different rock bands — one from the 70's and one from the 80's. The first band's name contains all the letters needed to spell the second band's name.

Fold Your Tent Up

The life of a believer can be a lonely hard road sometimes, but you have to keep on rolling. Though we are strangers and aliens in this world, God doesn't expect us to be infinite wanderers. Be strong and rejoice despite the pressure. In time, He'll lead you on the road back home to a celebration that will bring you joy that's everlasting.

Lost and Found

Ever since the morning after our ancestors decided to take a big bite of the forbidden fruit in the Garden of Eden, mankind has been trying to return to the scene of the crime to go back for more. But Someone else had to live a sinless life and lay it down for us. You should know by now. We really can't blame it on lack of communication from God.

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Fold Your Tent Up Hold Your Head Up Argent
Lost and Found Round and Round Ratt


I Was Made for Revenue / God Can Do



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Released in mid-June, our 11th single of 2022 is another Detroit double-feature, spoofing songs by two acts who helped keep the Motor City on the music map in the 70's.

I Was Made for Revenue

What makes the world go 'round? One famous Broadway musical says it's love; another says it's money. The enemy of your soul promises both and says he's got love for sale, but it costs too much, and it's never enough. He's been unmasked as a killer who is secretly cruel and will leave you down on your knees with nowhere to run.

God Can Do

We're living in no man's land in the aftermath of an all-out assault on God. Yet even now, there are those with their faces pressed against the window, looking to see if the fire inside you is genuine. Are you willing to take a chance and show them the real love behind your cross of gold? We've got to light up the world till it shines for Christ.

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I Was Made for Revenue I Was Made for Lovin' You Kiss
God Can Do Katmandu Bob Seger


Telescoper / Death



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Released in early June, our 10th single of 2022 spoofs two bands that are often associated with Detroit because they first achieved superstar status there, although neither band originated in Michigan. One came from 600 miles away and the other from 2000 miles away.

Telescoper

Some folks are so smitten with science that they love it to death. Years ago, it was used as a way to explain things. Now it's used to explain things away. We've got atheists makin' all that noise 'cause they found new toys that show the cosmos is even bigger than they thought. But we think that's actually a killer argument for God.

Death

They say there are only two certainties in life: death and taxes. Taxes may be evadable, but death is inescapable. That makes death seem larger than life, but it's actually the other way around. Death is a destroyer, but Jesus — the Way, the Truth, and the Life — will destroy death forever. It's just the last domino to fall (1 Corinthians 15:26, 54).

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Telescoper Under My Wheels Alice Cooper
Death Beth Kiss


The Real Need / Sabbath Day's Quite Alright for Nice Things



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Released in late May, our ninth single of 2022 spoofs a couple rock classics from 1973, both of which first appeared on legendary double-albums by legendary British artists. One album went to #1 and the other went to #2. In fact, they were #1 and #2 the same week!

The Real Need

Imagine a man between sea and sand, pondering a dangerous step of faith. He gets the sensation someone's coming, and there's no detour, but he's afraid he could get drowned. It all sparks an amazing journey. By the time the song is over, you'll realize it's not about Moses, but the singer is sending you a postcard from the Promised Land.

Sabbath Day's Quite Alright for Nice Things

The ancient prophets had said Messiah would come down in time, but when He did, religious authorities didn't recognize Him as the blessed One. Though He lived a mellow, simple life, Jesus had more power in His pinky than the bitter fingers of all the nasties in high positions who opposed Him. Nevertheless, He gives salvation to all who believe.

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The Real Need The Real Me The Who
Sabbath Day's Quite Alright for Nice Things Saturday Night's Alright for Fighting Elton John


Acts 20 / Imagine How He Loves Us



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Released in early May, our eighth single of 2022 spoofs a couple big hits from the late 70's by two groups that each featured guitarists who'd had even bigger hits with other groups in the late 60's.

Acts 20

Eutychus was the victim of a sermon gone wild (too long). Maybe he'd been up late Saturday night and that's why he dozed off Sunday night, but he fell three stories and died, and God used Paul to resurrect him. He could've been the kid next door; Acts 20 isn't overloaded with details. But this advice is right on the money: Please, please, please stay awake in church!

Imagine How He Loves Us

God's Son came to Earth as a flesh-and-blood human being, not some invulnerable alien like Superman. But it wasn't normal love Jesus showed; it was crazy, unique, awesome love. It sounds spooky, but He was born ready to die. And He gave His disciples Gospel seeds to sow into you. Don't miss the message. With all due respect, how much love is enough for you?

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Acts 20 Black Betty Ram Jam
Imagine How He Loves Us Imaginary Lover Atlanta Rhythm Section


Good Works Don't / 969



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Released in late April, our seventh single of 2022 spoofs hits from two #1 albums — one that topped the U.S. album chart for five weeks and sold 2 million copies and another that topped the U.S. album chart for two weeks and sold 5 million copies. In each case, the album in question was the only U.S. chart-topper of that particular artist's career.

Good Works Don't

Are you frustrated with trying to make yourself good enough for God? You can't put a price on love given freely. If you feel distant from the Lord in your spiritual pursuits, it's not Him; it's you. Maybe tonight you should stop doing things the hard way and read Ephesians 2:8-9. It could change your life in a heartbeat. Just wait and see.

969

The Bible says Adam and his early descendants had long lifespans, some close to a thousand years, but those days are long gone. Now it's uncommon to find somebody this side of paradise who lives to be 100. Still, Jesus offers everlasting life in Heaven to all who call upon His name. You want it, you got it. What's it gonna be? Let Him know.

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Good Works Don't Good Girls Don't The Knack
969 Summer of '69 Bryan Adams


Come See, Come Saw



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Our 65th CD, Come See, Come Saw, was released in May 2022. It features parodies of a dozen hits from the 60's, 70's, 80's and 90's.

1. If You Really Wanna Get to Heaven – If You Wanna Get to Heaven – Ozark Mountain Daredevils
2. Galilee (The Man with the Withered Hand) – Valerie – Steve Winwood
3. Don't Scoff – Don't Stop – Fleetwood Mac
4. The Giver of Dreams – The River of Dreams – Billy Joel
5. Eli's Callin' – Eli's Comin' – Three Dog Night
6. Toughened Up – Tuff Enuff – The Fabulous Thunderbirds
7. They Didn't Believe Her – Daydream Believer – The Monkees
8. I'm Too Stressed – I'm Too Sexy – Right Said Fred
9. Come to Corinthians – Karma Chameleon – Culture Club
10. Learning Love – Burning Love – Elvis Presley
11. Enjoy the Science – Enjoy the Silence – Depeche Mode
12. Galilee (The Land of the Risen Man) – Valleri – The Monkees


2 Gals Named Val



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Released in early April, our sixth single of 2022 spoofs two Top 10 songs about gals named Val — one from the 60's and one from the 80's.

Galilee (The Man with the Withered Hand)

The presence of the Lord in the synagogue on that Sabbath resulted in a split decision: It was happiness for a man with a withered hand and misery for the Pharisees, who never appreciated the finer things Jesus did. But it surely brought more traffic to Galilee. Matthew chronicles the story, as do Mark and Luke. so you don't need blind faith to believe it.

Galilee (The Land of the Risen Man)

The Jerusalem church's opening ceremony was amazing. Then Peter got up to say a few words. Oh my my. As we go along through the Book of Acts, we see God did miracles daily, nightly, anytime, anyplace, anywhere. That was then, this is now, but the Savior who changes you is the same One who changed them, for Pete's sake.

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Galilee (The Man with the Withered Hand) Valerie Steve Winwood
Galilee (The Land of the Risen Man) Valleri The Monkees


Heir of Our God / The Boys Aren't Backin' Down



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Released in late March, our fifth single of 2022 spoofs a couple mid-70's rock classics by bands from Scotland and Ireland, each of whom had exactly one U.S. Top 40 hit.

Heir of Our God

We should expect no mercy from the devil and his big dogs as they run rampant in these changing times. But here's the catch: Christ exercises authority over all demonic powers, reducing them to broken-down angels. Anyone who tries to hurt one of the children God has adopted in love hurts only themselves in the end, and that's no jive.

The Boys Aren't Backin' Down

Look what the wind blew in! The Church's first Pentecost was a wild one. Apparently, Jesus' disciples wouldn't be running back to their fishing boats. They were alive and dangerous, and a showdown with the authorities was inevitible. But those who tried to give them a bad reputation as a renegade sect found themselves fighting against God.

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Heir of Our God Hair of the Dog Nazareth
The Boys Aren't Backin' Down The Boys Are Back in Town Thin Lizzy


Good Comin' from Bad / Every Step to Take



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Released in mid-March, our fourth single of 2022 spoofs two big-time British bands who got their start in the 70's. Ironically, each of them had exactly nine Top 40 hits and one #1 album.

Good Comin' from Bad

Maybe you don't feel like makin' lovely things out of ugly things, but God can't get enough of it! Romans 5:20 (NLT) says, “But as people sinned more and more, God's wonderful grace became more abundant.” Movin' on, Romans 8:28 says, "God causes everything to work together for the good” of those He calls. How about that?

Every Step to Take

Romans 10:9 says: "If you declare with your mouth, 'Jesus is Lord,' and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved.” It's only two steps, but giant steps are what you take. If you've already done that and have seen Him work in your life, please share your testimony, so others can start walking in your footsteps.

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Good Comin' from Bad Good Lovin' Gone Bad Bad Company
Every Step to Take Every Breath You Take The Police


If You Really Wanna Get to Heaven / Sin Can Be Resistible



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Released in mid-February, our third single of 2022 spoofs an American group we've never covered before and a British solo artist we've covered three times before. In fact, this fourth time is actually our second attempt at the song we spoofed the first time.

If You Really Wanna Get to Heaven

In Acts 2:40, Peter urged the crowd, “Save yourselves from this corrupt generation." He wasn't suggesting they could secure salvation on their own, because he'd already told them "everyone who calls on the name of the Lord will be saved” (Acts 2:21). If you wanna get to Heaven, you've got to raise a little help (actually, a lot of help) from the only One who can raise you.

Sin Can Be Resistible

You might as well face it: No matter what you're addicted to, every kind of sin is resistible. As the Bible says, "No temptation has overtaken you except what is common to mankind. And God is faithful; he will not let you be tempted beyond what you can bear. But when you are tempted, he will also provide a way out so that you can endure it” (1 Corinthians 10:13).

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If You Really Wanna Get to Heaven If You Wanna Get to Heaven Ozark Mountain Daredevils
Sin Can Be Resistible Simply Irresistible Robert Palmer


I'm Too Stressed / The Giver of Dreams



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Released in late January, our second single of 2022 spoofs a pair of #1 hits from the early 90's. The first song hit #1 on the Billboard Hot 100, and the second song hit #1 on the Cash Box Top 100 while holding the top spot on the Billboard adult contemporary chart for 12 weeks.

I'm Too Stressed

Only certain people love pressure, and it's obvious that big-time stress can make most of us all feel like throwing our hands up in frustration and smashing our heads against the wall. But it's deeply dippy for Christians to complain about stress if we live a life that doesn't include prayer, God's Word, and fellowship. Those simple things are vital.

The Giver of Dreams

Though he'd been in prison for the longest time, Joseph was an innocent man and knew he'd be moving out someday. Still, nothing happened until the night Pharaoh had two nightmares that got him all shook up. Everybody has a dream like that somewhere along the line, and the need for an explanation gave Joe his big shot at redemption.

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I'm Too Stressed I'm Too Sexy Right Said Fred
The Giver of Dreams The River of Dreams Billy Joel


Don't Scoff / Enjoy the Science



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Released in mid-January, our first single of 2022 spoofs Top 10 hits from the late 70's and early 90's by two groups that originated in England. Each had their first U.K. Top 10 hit almost a decade before they finally cracked the U.S. Top 10.

Don't Scoff

We've been told over and over that Christ will return someday. These strange times may suggest we're on the ledge. Is it midnight? Not yet, but sooner or later it will be, and when He comes back the second time, that's all for everyone. The Bible gives a blow-by-blow account of the chain of events. Scoff if you like, but it's not that funny.

Enjoy the Science

While we embrace salvation in Heaven, God's people are people who face condemnation on earth. Though we follow His policy of truth-telling, we're seen as violators of the law, slandered by blasphemous rumors that right is wrong. But it's no good to fret and useless to get upset, because it's nothing personal; Jesus faced it, too (John 15:18).

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Don't Scoff Don't Stop Fleetwood Mac
Enjoy the Science Enjoy the Silence Depeche Mode


Toughened Up / Once Livin' Twice Died



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Released in late December, our 22nd single of 2021 spoofs Top 10 pop hits from the 80's by two American artists who never hit the Top 25 again. But they had a dozen Top 10 rock hits between them. One of the songs we spoofed hit the Top 5 on the pop charts but only the Top 10 on the rock charts. The other song hit the Top 5 on the rock chart but only hit the Top 10 on the pop chart.

Toughened Up

While the other Israelites saw Goliath and could only whisper, “Look at that, look at that,” David said, “I don't care; stand back.” Faith is powerful stuff when you're trusting in the Lord Almighty, the God of the armies of Israel. It enabled a shepherd boy who'd already killed a lion and a bear to take a stone, wrap it up in a sling, and take down a giant.

Once Livin' Twice Died

Once in a great while, you may see a bumper sticker that says: “Born twice, die once. Born once, die twice.” The first part is based on John 3:3; the second is based on Revelation 20:14-15. If you're unfamiliar with those passages, don't be shy about looking them up. If you're unsure where you're going in life, they should make you think twice.

BONUS TRACK: H.R. Pufnstuf

If you were a kid in the early 70's, no explanation is necessary. If you weren't, no explanation may be adequate. But we'll do our best in 100 seconds or less.

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Toughened Up Tuff Enuff The Fabulous Thunderbirds
Once Livin' Twice Died Once Bitten Twice Shy Great White
BONUS TRACK: H.R. Pufnstuf Tuff Enuff The Fabulous Thunderbirds


Apolog80s: Back from the Future



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Our 64th CD, Apolog80s: Back from the Future, was released in late December 2021. It features parodies of a dozen hits from 1980-89.

1. Runnin' Down the Drain – Runnin' Down a Dream – Tom Petty
2. Like Piranha Fish – My Prerogative – Bobby Brown
3. Signora Pilate's Dream – Your Wildest Dreams – The Moody Blues
4. I Don't Need to See Miracles – All I Need is a Miracle – Mike + The Mechanics
5. Second Corinthians – Never Surrender – Corey Hart
6. To Wait for the Bride – Too Late for Goodbyes – Julian Lennon
7. I Can't Go Back – I Can't Hold Back – Survivor
8. Plagues – Legs – ZZ Top
9. Select Me After You – Electric Avenue – Eddy Grant
10. She Got Away – She's Got a Way – Billy Joel
11. Humble Heart – Hungry Heart – Bruce Springsteen
12. School of Ours – Boulevard – Jackson Browne


Ego Scuffle / Lord Is Alive (Paul Before Agrippa)



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Released in mid-December, our 21st single of 2021 has the spirit of '76: One of the songs we spoofed came out on a #2 single in 1976 (although the album where it first appeared was released in '75) and the other came out on a #2 album in 1976 (although the single didn't come out until '77).

Ego Scuffle

Self-righteous religious leaders lost it when Jesus gave the lowdown on what they were really like inside. How dare He give them a hard time? Maybe “sinners" thought it was funny, but they were sick and tired of it, and there was a breakdown dead ahead. Some change had to be made soon or more people might decide to follow that man.

Lord Is Alive (Paul Before Agrippa)

Though unjustly imprisoned, Paul got the feeling he was in the right place when summoned to stand before Agrippa. Paul could've felt a silent fury, but he knew his fate was held by a much higher authority, and you can't find a judge who can thwart God's will. The king was empty inside, and Paul had something special to share with him.

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Ego Scuffle Lido Shuffle Boz Scaggs
Lord Is Alive (Paul Before Agrippa) Love Is Alive Gary Wright


Select Me After You / I Can't Go Back



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Released in late November, our 20th single of 2021 spoofs a #2 pop hit that went to #12 on the rock chart and a #1 rock hit that went to #13 on the pop chart.

Select Me After You

Elisha served his apprenticeship living on the front line with Elijah in a hostile country. That is why we are not surprised he became another revolutionary prophet. When it came time to let go and allow Elijah to be taken up, Elisha decided he was going for broke and made a bold request. Elijah put a hold on it, but Elisha got his wish soon thereafter.

I Can't Go Back

Finding everlasting life probably wasn't high on your list of priorities as a kid. Nevertheless, there comes the moment of truth later when we realize we need it. Jesus gave vital signs to prove He was the One that really matters. If you'll examine His Word, you'll realize the search is over. What do you really think? Are you ready for the real thing?

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Select Me After You Electric Avenue Eddy Grant
I Can't Go Back I Can't Hold Back Survivor


Plagues / School of Ours



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Released in early November, our 19th single of 2021 spoofs a pair of Top 20 hits from the first half of the 80's by two American acts who had their first Top 20 hits in the first half of the 70's.

Plagues

Let's go out to Egypt 'cause it's in the plan. See the mind of Pharaoh? It's like shifting sand. He was a rough boy who got meek under pressure, but he'd double back on his word repeatedly. However, God is an eliminator of pride. His judgments against Egypt came in stages, and Pharaoh probably felt like a pincushion by the time it was all over.

School of Ours

Every student, from pre-K through college, is somebody's baby. But how can a child in these halls maintain his/her faith these days? There are lives in the balance. We need to pray, stay close to the Lord, and hold out hope He'll change things for the better for America and for every man and woman in the world. With God, anything can happen.

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Plagues Legs ZZ Top
School of Ours Boulevard Jackson Browne


Runnin' Down the Drain / I Don't Need to See Miracles



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Released in late October, our 18th single of 2021 spoofs a #1 rock hit from 1989 (that also hit the pop Top 40) and a #5 pop hit from 1986 (that also hit the rock Top 10).

Runnin' Down the Drain

Although safely inside the ark, Noah could've felt like a forgotten man in the cabin down below. How many more days till it would finally be time to move on to dry ground? Lesser men might have suffered a nervous breakdown, but Noah and the ark were both built to last. Then, one day, the flood's refugees saw that first flash of freedom.

I Don't Need to See Miracles

Some say seeing is believing, but Jesus taught Thomas you can't only base your faith on what your senses have taken in. Though Thomas was elated to see his Lord among the living, years later his martyrdom underscored how far he'd come. You don't need a wonder like walking on the water for something to believe in, but God still sends signs.

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Runnin' Down the Drain Runnin' Down a Dream Tom Petty
I Don't Need to See Miracles All I Need Is a Miracle Mike + The Mechanics


Signora Pilate's Dream / Second Corinthians



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Released in early October, our 17th single of 2021 spoofs two artists from outside the United States who had 22 U.S. Top 40 hits between them. Although their debuts on the charts were 20 years apart, both enjoyed great success in the 1980s.

Signora Pilate's Dream

Pilate's wife was haunted by the dream she'd just had. Not wanting to be seen as talking out of turn, she sent him a message. Meanwhile, the crowd was watching and waiting for his decision. Should he listen to them or to the voice in his heart? The question made him a nervous and melancholy man. What would you do? Please think about it.

Second Corinthians

This world can't help falling in love with youthful vigor and beauty, but it ain't enough. As you age out of that, the outward decline seems so visible it's easy to miss what's going on inside your soul. Stop dancing with the mirror! You may not feel like a young man running, but you're still in a race, and God will always use every hurdle for His glory.

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Signora Pilate's Dream Your Wildest Dreams The Moody Blues
Second Corinthians Never Surrender Corey Hart


Never Before, but Then Again...



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Our 63rd CD, Never Before, but Then Again..., was released on October 26, 2021.

1. Job's Counselors – Ghostbusters – Ray Parker Jr.
2. If You Believe – If You Leave – Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark
3. Trumpet Sound – Funkytown – Pseudo Echo
4. Arrogant Queen – Caribbean Queen – Billy Ocean
5. Oppression – Obsession – Animotion
6. Something of Value – Something About You – Level 42
7. Word Of – Word Up! – Cameo
8. He Hears Me – Be Near Me – ABC
9. I Can Read About You – I Can Dream About You – Dan Hartman
10. Sorry All the Time – Party All the Time – Eddie Murphy
11. Psalm 19 – All I Need – Jack Wagner
12. Let's Show All the Way – Let's Go All the Way – Sly Fox


Like Piranha Fish / To Wait for the Bride



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Released in late September, our 16th single of 2021 spoofs the highest-charting hits of two successful male artists from the 80's whom ApologetiX has never spoofed before. One is from America and the other is from England, and each was associated with a famous group before achieving solo-stardom.

Like Piranha Fish

The Apostle Paul warned the Galatians, “If you bite and devour each other, watch out or you will be destroyed by each other.” He wasn't talking about cannibalism, but backbiting (and frontbiting and sidebiting). So don't be cruel. As he said, “For the entire law is fulfilled in keeping this one command: ‘Love your neighbor as yourself.’”

To Wait for the Bride

Skeptics say you're wrong to believe that Jesus will return someday as He promised, because it's been such a long time since He left, but stick around. “The Lord is not slow in keeping his promise, as some understand slowness. Instead he is patient with you, not wanting anyone to perish, but everyone to come to repentance” (2 Peter 3:9).

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Like Piranha Fish My Prerogative Bobby Brown
To Wait for the Bride Too Late for Goodbyes Julian Lennon


Word Of / Psalm 19



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Released in mid-September, our 15th single of 2021 spoofs Top 10 hits from the mid-80's by two American artists who never hit the Top 20 again. Neither song we spoofed made it the whole way to #1, but one hit #1 on the R&B chart and the other hit #1 on the adult contemporary chart.

Word Of

Is the Bible the word of man or the Word of God? Your answer to that question will have a profound impact on the way you look at life and live your life. Ironically, in these days of doubt, the Bible's assessment of mankind has never seemed more accurate and its prophecies about mankind's future have never seemed more feasible.

Psalm 19

In the final verse of Psalm 19, David makes this prayerful request: “Let the words of my mouth, and the meditation of my heart, be acceptable in thy sight, O Lord, my strength, and my redeemer.” Is he asking God to approve what he just prayed or is he asking God to guide his future words and thoughts? Regardless, it's a great prayer we can all use.

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Word Of Word Up! Cameo
Psalm 19 All I Need Jack Wagner


Trumpet Sound / Something of Value



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Released in late August, our 14th single of 2021 spoofs a pair of songs that came out in 1986. Both were by groups from outside the United States, but both hit the U.S. Top 10, although one didn't do so until 1987.

Trumpet Sound

We all love an adventure, but don't go dancing until midnight if the world could be over tomorrow. Try to keep your eyes open for the signs of the times and your ears listening for the amazing sound of the trumpet described in 1 Thessalonians 4:16 and 1 Corinthians 15:52. Don't get caught by surprise; you won't want to miss the after party.

Something of Value

As Adam could tell you, sin has a bad habit of running in the family. Just take a look at Romans 5:12. Man has been searching for the way back home ever since leaving Eden. The serpent was lying then, and he's lying still, even while working overtime. But God wants to be with you again forever now if you'll accept His grace and lessons in love.

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Trumpet Sound Funkytown Pseudo Echo
Something of Value Something About You Level 42


Sorry All the Time / Oppression



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Released in early August, our 13th single of 2021 spoofs two Top 10 hits from 1985, both by American artists. Although one artist is far more famous, the other actually had more Top 10 hits and Top 40 hits.

Sorry All the Time

Growing up, he attended church but never thought he'd be confused with a holy man. He fantasized about trading places with rock stars, not preachers. Yeah, but now he's living his life for Christ, making the best defense of the Gospel he can, using the raw talents God gave him. Imagine that! And he looks so happy doing it — how could it be?

Oppression

Demonic possession can cause strange behavior that'll even make skeptics tremble. If Christ is in you, they can't touch you that way, but they can cause out-of-control situations and anxiety, stealing time and joy from your life. Don't go staring down the demons without Jesus. Let Him go fight your battles, but make sure to put on your armor, too.

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Sorry All the Time Party All the Time Eddie Murphy
Oppression Obsession Animotion


He Hears Me



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Released in late July, our 12th single of 2021 spoofs two Top 10 hits from the mid-80s by artists who each had a handful of hits. One is a group from England, and the other is a solo artist from America. The English artist had a #1 album in England, and the American artist had a #1 single in the United States with another group before embarking on his solo career.

He Hears Me

Yes, you've shown you're tough. That was then, but this is now. In deep despair on lonely nights, He knows just how you feel. But there are millions who often get nowhere, right on the target but wide of the mark. You know you're missing out on something. Well, that something depends on you remembering surrendering.

I Can Read About You

It hurts to be in love with the Word of God and keep the fire burning when so many skeptics are waiting to see you screw up. And if you do, they'll put it on instant replay just for fun for the world to see. But when you embrace the Bible, you hold a free ride to Heaven in your arms. Millions living in America are looking for a lighthouse. This is it.

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He Hears Me Be Near Me ABC
I Can Read About You I Can Dream About You Dan Hartman


Get Rich Quick



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Our 62nd CD, Get Rich Quick, was released on August 6, 2021. It features 12 parodies from 1983-86.

1. Parrseverance – St. Elmo's Fire (Man in Motion) – John Parr
2. Two Spies – Too Shy - Kajagoogoo
3. Die Without His Grace – Eyes Without a Face – Billy Idol
4. Great White Lie (Abraham & Abimelech) – Break My Stride – Matthew Wilder
5. Strive – Drive – The Cars
6. Amazing Acts – Maniac – Michael Sembello
7. Train Them Up Before They Grow-Grow – Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go – Wham!
8. Talk to Doctors – Doctor! Doctor! – Thompson Twins
9. Karma's Convenient – Karma Chameleon – Culture Club
10. Where's Ten Girls – West End Girls – Pet Shop Boys
11. Spoken Things – Broken Wings – Mr. Mister
12. Change Your Tone – Danger Zone – Kenny Loggins


Job's Counselors / Let's Show All the Way



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Released in early July, our 11th single of 2021 spoofs two Top 10 hits from the mid-80s. One of the artists we spoofed had over a dozen Top 40 hits; the other had just one. Ironically, both artists had a song with the same title on their debut albums, although it's not the same song, but it did become the lesser-known artist's only hit.

Job's Counselors

As that old song goes, “into each life some rain must fall.” You can't change that. Bad things can happen even if you haven't been a bad boy or girl. It's our own affair, but sometimes a “friend" arrives and he or she still feels the need to find something we did in the past to cause it. The other woman or man may be sincere, but so were Job's friends.

Let's Show All the Way

If you have a desire to share the Gospel, God won't let you go too long on the merry-go-round of life without having opportunities to do so. But don't play with fire; learn the Bible and stay true to His Word. And if push comes to a shove, be prepared to stand up and say, “I still remember Jesus and believe everything He said.”

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Job's Counselors Ghostbusters Ray Parker Jr.
Let's Show All the Way Let's Go All the Way Sly Fox


ArrogantQueen (No More Blood on the Throne) / If You Believe



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Released in late June, our 10th single of 2021 spoofs a couple of Top Five hits from the 80's by two artists whose names begin with the letter O.

Arrogant Queen (No More Blood on the Throne)

The mystery lady in the title is Athaliah, the only female to rule over God's people in the Bible. She put her dream in motion suddenly by killing the male heirs to the throne. But when the going gets tough, the godly step up. Six years later, the high priest proved it's never too late to try. A showdown ensued, and it was time to move on for Athaliah.

If You Believe

There's a universal attempt to crush Christianity forever. They're so in love with the idea, they aren't speaking in secret but talking loud and clear. Yet others hold you up as a flame of hope while the lights are going out. Wouldn't it be good if you let them get to know you? They watch you do what you do. Please please please set a good example.

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Arrogant Queen (No More Blood on the Throne) Caribbean Queen Billy Ocean
If You Believe If You Leave Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark


Change Your Tone - Two Spies



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Released in mid-June, our ninth single of 2021 spoofs a couple of Top Five hits from the 80's by two artists whose names begin with K.

Change Your Tone

Everybody ignored Jeremiah, but he was nobody's fool. He tried to have heart-to-heart talks with his king and countrymen. This is it, he warned. Repent. Surrender. Don't fight it or start playing with the boys from Babylon. It's now or never. As it was then, so it is today: Heaven helps the man willing to take a leap of faith, but far too few are.

Two Spies

The Israelite spies who made death-defying headlines in Joshua 2 went straight into the lion's mouth, hiding within the walled city of Jericho. Ordinarily, you shouldn't do that, for fear of falling prey to hostile captors, but hang on now — they served an extraordinary God. Their faith was on a plane far above most of the spies in Numbers 13.

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Change Your Tone Danger Zone Kenny Loggins
Two Spies Too Shy Kajagoogoo


Great White Lie / Spoken Things



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Released in late May, our eighth single of 2021 spoofs two 80's hits whose titles start with “Br” (and are different tenses of the same verb) by two artists whose names begin with “M" and end with “er.”

Great White Lie

It's puzzling why Abraham, a man of great faith, didn't open up and tell the naked truth about Sarah to Pharaoh and Abimelech. She was a girl worth fighting for, and he wouldn't have had to work so hard to avoid scandal. The argument could be made that he wasn't lying about her being his sister, but there's no doubt he wasn't entirely forthcoming.

Spoken Things

When raising kids, it's good to tell God, “I'll let you drive” and dedicate them to Him before they start learning to crawl. But is it love to just leave it at that as life goes on? We can pray that the Lord have mercy on them, but we have to walk the walk and talk the talk, teaching them that the Bible is something real, long before they go on to adulthood.

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Great White Lie (Abimelech & Abraham) Break My Stride Matthew Wilder
Spoken Things Broken Wings Mister Mister


Karma's Convenient / Come to Corinthians



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Released in mid-May, our seventh single of 2021 takes a #1 hit from the 80's and spoofs it twice, adapting it to suit two different environments.

Karma's Convenient

Many in Western culture today see someone “get what they deserve” in this life and mistakenly call it “karma.” However, the classic concept of karma teaches that you "get what you deserve” in a subsequent life through reincarnation. Hebrews 9:27 disagrees, but thinking they have extra time makes sluggards feel like they've got something real.

Come to Corinthians

The world's concept of love seems to be changing every day, but the Bible remains the same. That's the way to find out what love really is. Thankfully, First Corinthians 13 is still read at weddings, even in the church of the poison-minded pastor whose sermons are colored by numbness to the Gospel. It's a miracle they still read it, but they do.

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Karma's Convenient Karma Chameleon Culture Club
Come to Corinthians Karma Chameleon Culture Club


Where's Ten Girls? / Parrseverance



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Released in early May, our sixth single of 2021 spoofs two #1 hits from the mid-80's, both by artists whose names start with the letter P.

Where's Ten Girls?

It's a sin to waste absolutely fabulous opportunities to prepare for Christ's return and then ask, “What have I done to deserve this?” if you miss the Wedding Feast. Please! How can you expect to be taken seriously? Actually, that's the way life is for some very short-sighted people who are numb to what Jesus preached in Matthew 25:1-13.

Parrseverance

Persecution of Christians has plenty of precedent, and it's starting all over again, this time close to home. John was an apostle on par with Peter and Paul, a man with a vision and not a nutty guy. In Revelation 12:11 he explains the secrets of the success of those courageous enough to tell the king of lies, “Don't leave your mark on me.”

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Where's Ten Girls? West End Girls Pet Shop Boys
Parrseverance St. Elmo's Fire John Parr


Amazing Acts / Train Them Up Before They Grow-Grow



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Released in mid-April, our fifth single of 2021 spoofs a pair of #1 hits from the first half of the 80's. Both were written and sung by guys named Michael — one as a first name and the other as a last name.

Amazing Acts

The first time the Apostles encountered the Holy Spirit, what a feeling that must have been! Despite the wonders they then performed, some folks talk like He's a dream or a figment of religious imagination. Not all believers experience automatic manifestations of miracles, but you won't have to go on a manhunt if you want to find those who have.

Train Them Up Before They Grow-Grow

Children are fantastic but grow up in a heartbeat. They need some freedom, but you can't give your kid everything he or she wants. You have a unique role in their lives — make it big, so you'll never have to wonder if you were there for them. Then you won't need Santa to tell you if they've been good or bad boys and girls since last Christmas.

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Amazing Acts Maniac Michael Sembello
Train Them Up Before They Grow-Grow Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go Wham!


Strive - Talk to Doctors



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Released in early April, our fourth single of 2021 spoofs two hits from 1984 — one from an American group and one from a British group. Interestingly, the American group's song hit #3 on the U.S. pop chart, and the British group's hit #3 on the U.K. pop chart. But both songs were big hits on both sides of the Atlantic.

Strive

What happens when society lets go of the truth and embraces lies? Will you have the courage to break away and say “I refuse”? Maybe baby, but that's a dangerous type of behavior when people scrutinize everything you say. Getting through the day without leading a double life is a real challenge. It's only through Christ we can pull it off.

Talk to Doctors

Some say God and science have nothing in common; don't listen to their lies. Medical miracles can happen when you have God's love on your side. Don't presume, but don't preclude — pray! The One who can stop the rain from falling and calm a storm on the sea is also the One keeps your heart beating and your lungs breathing day after day.

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Strive Drive The Cars
Talk to Doctors Doctor! Doctor! Thompson Twins


ApologetiX Songbook

NEW EDITION - JUST RELEASED - INCLUDES 95 NEW SONGS
Complete ApologetiX Songbook 1992-2022
(Interactive PDF)

Lyrics to every song on every CD and download from 1993-2022

Special features:

- indexed by original song title, original artist, and year original was a hit
- indexed by parody title, topics it pertains to, and Bible verses covered
- each song's page has icons showing what albums it appears on
- each song's page has a commentary from lyricist J. Jackson
- each album's page includes liner notes and track listing
- J.'s original handwritten rough lyrics to 40 ApX classics
- print any pages you like or use for slides in church
- photos from ApologetiX’s first and last concerts
- list of ApX parodies most likely to be redone
- list of the first ApX concerts in each state
- discography of out-of-print cassettes
- DVD discography and synopses
- downloadable in PDF format

New features in this edition:

- 1186 pages long (184 more pages than previous edition)
- over 95 new parodies and journal entries
- three new full-length feature articles
- never-before-seen rare photos
- lyrics for 802 parodies

Interactive features:

- click on any page number in indexes or TOC to go to that page
- click on any album icon to go to its liner notes and track listings
- click on any song title on an album page to go to that song

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Die Without His Grace - Eli's Callin'



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Released in mid-March, our third single of 2021 spoofs Top 10 hits by one of the biggest British solo artists of the 80's and one of the biggest American groups of the 70's.

Die Without His Grace

This may come as a shock to the system, but there is one thing Baby Boomers, Generation X, and Millennials have in common: We're all sinners. What sets you free? Only God's grace through Christ. Do not stand in the shadows with your soul standing by. When there's nothing to lose and there's nothing to prove, it's a nice day to start again.

Eli's Callin'

Young Samuel was part of the family of a man named Elkanah, but his mama told him he was going to live and work in the house of the Lord. One night while in bed there, Samuel heard a voice call his name, so naturally, he went to Eli the priest and said, “I can hear you calling.” But a voice that's easy to be heard may be difficult to discern.

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Die Without His Grace Eyes Without A Face Billy Idol
Eli's Callin' Eli's Comin' Three Dog Night


They Didn't Believe Her - Humble Heart



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Released in early March, our second single of 2021 harkens back to 1967 and 1980. And it includes a bonus track that calls to mind memories of 1971 and 1979.

They Didn't Believe Her

Mary, Mary, quite contrary. While the Apostles stayed holed up in their headquarters, afraid to even look out the window, Ms. Magdalene was going down to the tomb. Consequently, she became the first person to see Jesus Christ after His resurrection, sometime in the morning that special Sunday. It was no time for teardrop city; it was time to laugh.

Humble Heart

Some are born to rule nations, some are born to run corporations, but it's hard to be a saint if you're sitting in the lap of luxury. When you're alone before God's throne and your glory days are over, all that Heaven will allow for you and any of the souls of the departed to bring along is the one Mediator between God and man — Christ Jesus.

BONUS TRACK: Greetings from PNC Park PA

Pittsburgh was a lucky town for baseball fans in the 70's; the Pirates reached the promised land twice. Since then, there's been a lot of darkness on the edge of town by the river Allegheny. And it doesn't look like it'll fade away any time soon. But that's the price you pay when you don't want to pay the price of free agency.

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They Didn't Believe Her Daydream Believer The Monkees
Humble Heart Hungry Heart Bruce Springsteen
BONUS TRACK: Greetings from PNC Park PA Hungry Heart Bruce Springsteen


She Got Away - Learning Love



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Released in late February, our first single of 2021 focuses on forgiveness, spoofing hits from 1972 and 1982 by two of the most popular American male recording artists of all time.

She Got Away

We don't know the name of the adulteress in John 8:3-11, but she's always a woman who comes to mind when discussing shameless hypocrisy, even two thousand years later. People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones. She knew she was a sinner. Jesus didn't have to tell her about it. Thanks to Him, she got to begin again.

Learning Love

It's hard to love others when they're not loving you. In fact, unless you surrender to Jesus, you can't help failing in love. It's too much, especially if you're dealing with a hard-headed woman or man. But don't be cruel; that's where your heartaches begin. Cast your burdens on Him. It might take some crying in the chapel, but that's all right.

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She Got Away She's Got a Way Billy Joel
Learning Love Burning Love Elvis Presley


Overdue Books



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Our 61st CD, Overdue Books, was released in December 2020. It features 11 parodies from the 60's, 70's, 80's, and 90's.

1. Coming with Age – Coming of Age – Damn Yankees
2. Daniel's Visions – Double Vision - Foreigner
3. The Promised One – Der Kommissar – After the Fire
4. Miriam Girl – XXX's and OOO's (An American Girl) – Trisha Yearwood
5. Burly for You – Burnin' for You - Blue Öyster Cult
6. Sermon in a Love Song – Heard It in a Love Song – The Marshall Tucker Band
7. Isaiah 9-1-2 – I Got a Line on You - Spirit
8. Thessalonians Letters – Things Can Only Get Better – Howard Jones
9. Lonesome Leper – Lonesome Loser – The Little River Band
10. If You Don't Look at Numbers – Rikki Don't Lose That Number – Steely Dan
11. All You Need Is Done – All You Need Is Love – The Beatles


All You Need Is Done



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Released in late November, our 19th single of 2020 spoofs an all-time classic from the Summer of Love.

All You Need Is Done

John 19:30 records these as Jesus' last words on the cross: "It is finished." In other words, mission accomplished! He wasn't just on a mission for Himself; He was on a mission to save everyone who will call upon His name (Romans 10:13). As Hebrews 10:12-14 goes on to say, "But when this priest had offered for all time one sacrifice for sins, he sat down at the right hand of God, and since that time he waits for his enemies to be made his footstool. For by one sacrifice he has made perfect forever those who are being made holy."

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All You Need Is Done All You Need Is Love The Beatles


Lonesome Leper - If You Don't Look at Numbers



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Released in mid-October, our 18th single of 2020 spoofs two top 10 pop hits from the 1970's — one from '74 and one from '79.

Lonesome Leper

When you think of biblical lepers, you may have a Samaritan man on your mind. He's the most famous, so It's not a wonder. But do some reminiscing — we've done three songs about lepers, and he was the first under the wire. We thought it would be a cool change of pace to cover the other guy Jesus healed in Matthew 8, Mark 1, and Luke 5.

If You Don't Look at Numbers

The title of the Bible's fourth book is misleading. "I got enough math at my old school,” you say. "I don't want to do it again. You can't buy a thrill in a book like that. The things that pass for knowledge I can't understand. You think I'm a bookkeeper's son?” Actually, the book is about Israel's desert years before they entered their home at last.

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Lonesome Leper Lonesome Loser Little River Band
If You Don't Look at Numbers Rikki Don't Lose That Number Steely Dan


Decent Alternative



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Our 60th CD, Decent Alternative, was released in October 2020. It features 12 parodies from the 90's.

1. Quite a God – What I Got – Sublime
2. Hey Philistines – Hey Jealousy – Gin Blossoms
3. Birdie in Thy Hand – Burden in My Hand – Soundgarden
4. Even Though – Even Flow – Pearl Jam
5. Mr. Don't – Mr. Jones – Counting Crows
6. Celebrity Kin – Celebrity Skin – Hole
7. Seven Romans – Every Morning – Sugar Ray
8. If I Could Only See – If You Could Only See – Tonic
9. Rippin' Out a Whole Lot of Favorite Parts – Trippin' on a Hole in a Paper Heart – Stone Temple Pilots
10. Get Serene – Glycerine – Bush
11. Good Trend – Girlfriend – Matthew Sweet
12. God Speaks – Don't Speak – No Doubt


Thessalonian Letters - Rippin' Out a Whole Lot of Favorite Parts



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Released in late September, our 17th single of 2020 spoofs a #5 pop hit from 1985 and a #1 mainstream-rock hit from 1996.

Thessalonians Letters

Paul's epistles to the Thessalonians could be his earliest (they're at least in the running), but they discuss the last days. Will you still be there when Jesus returns? If you know Him, never fear, never worry, never be sad. The future will take care of itself somehow. Don't be fooled by what you hear from skeptics. Wait for it, give it some time.

Rippin' Out a Whole Lot of Favorite Parts

Christianity's core beliefs are based on the Bible, which still remains the best-selling book of all time hands down (sources vary on what books are No. 2, No. 3, No. 4, etc.) though critics attack it like army ants. They call into question the wonderful things God said, echoing that wicked garden snake of old and leading others into sin with them.

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Thessalonians Letters Things Can Only Get Better Howard Jones
Rippin' Out a Whole Lot of Favorite Parts Trippin' on a Hole in a Paper Heart Stone Temple Pilots


Sermon In A Love Song - Isaiah 9-1-2



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Released in mid-September, our 16th single of 2020 spoofs the biggest hits of two more American bands we've never covered before — one from '69, and another from '77.

Sermon in a Love Song

Love is a mystery, and it takes time to stay together forever. Can't you see that a successful marriage won't happen without you doing your part 24 hours at a time? If you're always searching for a rainbow beyond the horizon, you may be in for a long, hard ride. Try treating your spouse like the dream lover in Solomon's shortest book.

Isaiah 9-1-2

Elijah is a more famous prophet than Isaiah, but he had so little to say in comparison. As we move farther along into the Old Testament, the picture of Messiah becomes more clear. He would be Jewish, but if you turn to the right verses, you'll see He would also be a light to the Gentiles. And this passage points an arrow straight to Galilee.

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Sermon in a Love Song Heard It in a Love Song The Marshall Tucker Band
Isaiah 9-1-2 I Got a Line on You Spirit


Mr. Don't - Hey Philistines



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Released in early September, our 15th single of 2020 spoofs a couple of five-piece American bands we've never covered before, and both got their starts on the charts in 1993.

Mr. Don't

Some folks around here think humankind is on the verge of a new frontier, but one person's new age dawning is another person's daylight fading. We live in shallow days, so it's a good time to look before you leap, lest you find yourself accidentally in love with the wrong god or an unwitting friend of the devil. It happens time and time again.

Hey Philistines

When the Philistines captured the Ark of the Covenant, a curious thing happened to the statue of their god. Something real awful happened to them, too -- a new, miserable experience. They had to face the dark reality that they were fools for taking it. Read 1 Samuel 4-6 to see what they and the Israelites found out about using the Ark as a talisman.

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Mr. Don't Mr. Jones Counting Crows
Hey Philistines Hey Jealousy Gin Blossoms


God Speaks - Burly For You



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Released in mid-August, our 14th single of 2020 spoofs two songs from opposite ends of the United States and the American Top 40. One song hit #1 for a West Coast band and the other hit #40 for an East Coast band. But that #40 hit also hit #1 on the rock charts.

God Speaks

Sometimes different people who claimed to be believers attempt to move on to what they think are greener pastures, treating God like He's their ex-girlfriend. They choose to believe a comforting lie that He doesn't exist, though underneath it all they know they're running from Him. But He still can be heard through His rock-steady Word.

Burly For You

Goliath approached with a purposeful grimace and a terrible sound. A veteran of the seismic wars between the Philistines and their foes, you could feel the thunder when he walked and talked. His career of evil was built on dominance and submission; others raised white flags lest he beat 'em up or kill them. Then along came a certain shepherd.

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God Speaks Don't Speak No Doubt
Burly For You Burnin' for You Blue Öyster Cult


Celebrity Kin - Miriam Girl



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Released in early August, our 13th single of 2020 spoofs two very different female acts from the 90's to tell the stories of two biblical heroines from the Old Testament.

Celebrity Kin

Laban had two daughters. Leah may have been pretty on the inside and loaded with personality, but Rachel was Miss World and Malibu Barbie rolled into one. Yet that clouds the issue. Both sisters were forced to share a husband, who was tricked into the arrangement by their awful father. Nobody's daughter should have to live through this.

Miriam Girl

This is a story everybody knows. The song remembers when Moses was a baby in a basket on the Nile, as seen in another's eyes — his sister Miriam's — watching over him from the nearest distant shore. While trying to find a way to save her brother, she displayed a courage every girl can admire. And it's no fairytale; she was a real live woman.

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Celebrity Kin Celebrity Skin Hole
Miriam Girl XXX's and OOO's (An American Girl) Trisha Yearwood


If I Could Only See - The Promised One



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Released in mid-July, our 12th single of 2020 spoofs a pair of four-piece rock bands who each had one big hit on Billboard's Hot 100.

If I Could Only See

Jesus gave us a mountain of evidence that He was the Messiah if you'll just open up your eyes. Do you know that He healed the blind at least three different times (Matthew 9:27-31, Mark 8:22-26, and John 9:1-38)? That should send a message to anybody who has their head on straight. But some thick-headed folks resolve not to look or see.

The Promised One

Life in the city of Jerusalem would never be the same after the stranger from Nazareth made His triumphant entry. People swarmed the streets to check it out, hearts full of joy. It's not like it's high fashion to ride into town on a donkey, but sometimes signs of change won't blow you away like the power of a jet or the bright lights of Hollywood.

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If I Could Only See If You Could Only See Tonic
The Promised One Der Kommissar After the Fire


Braggadocious



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Our 59th CD, Braggadocious, was released in July 2020. It features 12 parodies from the 60's, 70's, and 80's.

1. Straight On Through – Break On Through – The Doors
2. Braggin' and Lyin' – Draggin' the Line – Tommy James
3. Don't You Want the Baby – Don't You Want Me – The Human League
4. Cleaned-Up Heart – Queen of Hearts – Juice Newton
5. All My Letters – All My Loving – The Beatles
6. Lamentations Song – Ramble On – Led Zeppelin
7. Let's All Praise – Dance Hall Days – Wang Chung
8. Brag on the Lord All Day – Bang the Drum All Day – Todd Rundgren
9. (Don't Fear) The People – (Don't Fear) The Reaper – Blue Öyster Cult
10. You Ain't Been Nothing Yet – You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet – BTO
11. Learn Some Deuteronomy – Pour Some Sugar on Me – Def Leppard
12. Lemonade – Renegade – Styx

Note: Tracks 9-12 are live recordings from our 25th anniversary concert.


Coming with Age - Daniel's Visions



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Released in late-June, our 11th single of 2020 combats xenophobia by demonstrating that some Yankees and a Foreigner can work well together.

Coming with Age

Solomon had an I.Q. high enough to put all other wise men to shame, cementing his rad reputation as someone to believe in while he mystified the masses. He enjoyed runaway popularity, immeasurable riches, and a 15 minutes of fame that still hasn't expired 3000 years later. Yet he's best remembered for saying “all is vanity.” Come again?

Daniel's Visions

You can take the Book of Daniel and break it up into two sections: Chapters 1-6 show him growing up the hard way a long, long way from home; 7-12 show him living in a dream. Modern critics fight tooth and nail to discredit Daniel, as Darius' lowdown and dirty advisors did back then. Blinded by science, they refuse to believe in predictive prophecy.

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Coming with Age Coming of Age Damn Yankees
Daniel's Visions Double Vision Foreigner


Let's All Praise - Straight On Through



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Released in mid-June, our 10th single of 2020 features early hits from a pair of chart-topping bands — one from the United States in the 60's and the other from England in 80's.

Let's All Praise

The big world in which we live is scary right now. Turn up your radio; the words we use are strong. It's hard to hold back the tears. Others may start praying to a new god, and devoted friends may tell you to wake up and stop dreaming, but let's go ahead and praise the Lord anyway. Wait on Him and don't let go of your faith.

Straight On Through

People are estranged from God, going their own wishful, sinful way. Jesus could have chosen not to touch the Earth, but He had to do it to save us. You know that it would be untrue to say the Christian life's an easy ride, but if you keep your eyes on the road and take it as it comes, you'll absolutely live forever with Christ at the end.

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Let's All Praise Dance Hall Days Wang Chung
Straight On Through Break On Through The Doors


Sisters Side by Side



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Released in early June, our ninth single of 2020 features parodies of a pair of early-80's chartbusters — each sung by one of ApX lead singer J. Jackson's two oldest daughters, Janna and Heather.

Don't You Want the Baby

Elkanah married two wives: Peninnah had children, but Hannah had a houseful of nothing. Hannah was so hurt by Peninnah's taunts, it was hard not to keep feeling exasperation. But Hannah did dare to believe God could give her a son. After Samuel was born, she gave him back to God to serve Eli the priest, and God gave her more boys and girls.

Cleaned-Up Heart

David's sin was a well kept secret, but God sent Nathan to break it to him gently that he was heading for a heartache. Yes, it's a heartache when we're forced to face our sins, but it can be the sweetest thing for believers. It all depends on the angle of the mourning: Worldly sorrow brings death, but Godly sorrow brings repentance. Take heart!

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Don't You Want the Baby Don't You Want Me The Human League
Cleaned-Up Heart Queen of Hearts Juice Newton


Learn Some Deuteronomy - Lemonade



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Released in mid-May, our eighth single of 2020 features another pair of new-and-improved live versions of old ApologetiX favorites from our 25th-Anniversary Concert in August 2017.

Learn Some Deuteronomy

Originally released as a studio recording in 2000, this parody took on a new dimension when we made it an audience-participation number in our concerts. We released a popular rendition in 2004, but wait till you hear this one— it's Def-initely the Def-initive version.

Lemonade

Originally released as a studio recording in 2002, this parody only appeared on our set lists a time or two back then. Fifteen years later, we decided to bring it back for one night only, so we made it count!

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Learn Some Deuteronomy Pour Some Sugar On Me Def Leppard
Lemonade Renegade Styx


(Don't Fear) the People - You Ain't Been Nothing Yet



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Released in early May, our seventh single of 2020 features two new renditions of ApologetiX classics, recorded live at our 25th-Anniversary Concert in August 2017.

(Don't Fear) the People

This parody has encouraged many ApologetiX fans over the years to be bolder in their witness for Christ. Our new version includes the powerful middle section and signature guitar solo that were missing from our 2002 studio recording. And more cowbell!

You Ain't Been Nothing Yet

Here's a 2017 remake of a fan favorite from 1999 about God's ability to use us despite our weaknesses. This new version features ApX bassist Keith Haynie making a rare appearance on lead guitar as we spoof his all-time favorite secular band.

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(Don't Fear) the People (Don't Fear) the Reaper Blue Öyster Cult
You Ain't Been Nothing Yet You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet Bachman-Turner Overdrive


Lamentations Song - Brag on the Lord All Day



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Released in mid-March, our sixth single of 2020 spoofs two superstar acts of the 70's, although one of the songs is actually from the 80's.

Lamentations Song

Until Babylon sacked Jerusalem, the residents never thought it would ever go, but it only goes to show sometimes all of our thoughts are misleading. Some people cried and some people died and somebody (possibly Jeremiah) wrote the Book of Lamentations. It's awful doggone clear the pain of war cannot exceed the woe of aftermath.

Brag on the Lord All Day

Hello, it's me, J. Jackson, from ApX again. My childhood gave me some sweet memories, but even then I saw a sinner when I went to the mirror. People thought I was pretty moral, but it wouldn't have made any difference without God's faithful saving grace. Thankfully, I saw the light when Jesus came to open my eyes and set me free.

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Lamentations Song Ramble On Led Zeppelin
Brag on the Lord All Day Bang on the Drum All Day Todd Rundgren


Alien Invasion



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Our 58th CD, Alien Invasion, was released in March 2020. It features 12 parodies from the 60's, 70's, 80's, and 90's.

1. Mr. Uzziah – Mr. Blue Sky – ELO
2. Come On, I'll Lead – Come On Eileen – Dexys Midnight Runners
3. Flew Off the Handle – Too Hot to Handle – UFO
4. Stressin' Out – Steppin' Out – Joe Jackson
5. You Fleshly Thing – You Sexy Thing – Hot Chocolate
6. Book of Life – Walk of Life – Dire Straits
7. Temple Physician – Pinball Wizard – Elton John
8. The Ballad of Peter Plungin' Ahead – The Ballad of Peter Pumpkinhead – XTC
9. Bartholomew – Bark at the Moon – Ozzy Osbourne
10. Girl Got Religion – Girls Got Rhythm – AC/DC
11. Apologetics – Come and Get It – Badfinger
12. Glad It's Over – Glad All Over – The Dave Clark Five


All My Letters / Braggin' and Lyin'



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Released in early March, our fifth single of 2020 has its roots in two chart-topping 60's bands. Both of them split up in 1970, with former members going on to have varying degrees of solo success. One song we spoofed here was a pre-split hit, the other was a solo smash.

All My Letters

The New Testament has 21 epistles. Paul wrote more than half of them (John is the only other author of more than two). Many of these words of love were written to specific churches/people, but they are all together now for believers here, there, and everywhere -- yesterday and today. No reply is necessary aside from a repentant heart.

Braggin' and Lyin'

Atheists hear the words of the Bible, shoot 'em down, turn around, and say there'll be peace and good and brotherhood if the Christians of the world get out now. But what would they say if they ever knew their utopian ideal was just a mirage? They love to talk about some kind of love, but without God, ultimately it's only love of self and "do unto me."

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All My Letters All My Loving The Beatles
Braggin' and Lyin' Draggin' the Line Tommy James


Mr. Uzziah / Come On I'll Lead



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Released in late February, our fourth single of 2020 spoofs two Birmingham-based British bands. One of them had 20 U.S. Top 40 hits and the other had only one. But the one with only one had the only one that went to #1.

Mr. Uzziah

With a 52-year reign, Uzziah set a new world record for Jewish kings. It's over now, but much of that time was spent quarantined after he contracted leprosy from out of the blue during his showdown with God's priests. It was a painful discovery, but his sin was so serious he had to face the music from the One who rules all living things.

Come On I'll Lead

When Joshua took over from Moses, it was one of those things where there was no plan B. You can imagine him telling the Israelites, "Listen to this: I had to wander 40 years in the wilderness because of your fathers. I don't want to wait any more, please. Let's make this precious opportunity a reality now. Keep it moving. I'll show you the way."

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Mr. Uzziah Mr. Blue Sky Electric Light Orchestra
Come On I'll Lead Come On Eileen Dexys Midnight Runners


Book of Life / You Fleshly Thing



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Released in early February, our third single of 2020 spoofs two London-based bands -- one formed in the 60's that peaked in the 70's, and another formed in the 70's that peaked in the 80's. Each band had three Top 10 hits in the United States, with the first band having their last big hit two months before the other band had their first big hit.

Book of Life
One-world government? Antichrist? Armageddon? The news events of Revelation seem so far away to you and your friends. Why worry now? Well, even if kingdom come happens long after you're gone, where do you think you're going when you fade to black? You can't buy a ticket to Heaven yourself; you need Somebody Else to book your passage.

You Fleshly Thing
Emmanuel means "God with us," but some Christians in this changing world don't act like He's with them. Maybe you hear rumors of things they're doing; maybe their own words leave no doubt about it. Sure, everyone's a sinner, and you should give these a chance to get it right, but it may require a man-to-man talk. Sometimes it hurts to be a friend.

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Book of Life Walk of Life Dire Straits
You Fleshly Thing You Sexy Thing Hot Chocolate


Bartholomew / Apologetics



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Released in mid-January, our second single of 2020 is brought to you by the letters A and B, although not necessarily in that order.

Bartholomew
You know the Apostles truly believed their hero was more than a miracle man the authorities had conspired to crucify. They were fearless in proclaiming the story of HIs resurrection and refused to let it die. Even when men like Bartholomew were skinned alive, they never recanted. The church Jesus founded was not going away.

Apologetics
We spent years flying around the country with a suitcase full of spoofs. Though we've gotten airplay on airwaves all over the world, we've never made a lot of money, but that's not the name of the game. No matter what people think about our parodies, we love the Bible, and we take it all seriously; we just don't take ourselves too seriously.

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Bartholomew Bark at the Moon Ozzy Osbourne
Apologetics Come and Get It Badfinger


Glad It's Over / Girl Got Religion



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Released in early January, our first single of 2020 is a capital affair. Both are DC bands, even though neither came from or moved to Washington DC. In fact, neither one came from the United States. But you could call this our AC/DC5 single.

Glad It's Over

Some pretend it's not true, but everybody knows they're a sinner. Trouble is, too many like it like that. We run away and defy God to catch us if He can. You can live life any way you want it but you'll end up hurting inside because of it. But every prodigal who's ever come home thanks God over and over at the scene of the reunion.

Girl Got Religion

They see her as a holy roller now, but back in her school days, she saw herself as a problem child, breaking the rules, all screwed up and anything goes. God saw her as a damsel in distress, caught in the middle of a railroad track that ran through the badlands straight to sin city. With the flick of the switch, He saved her, just in the nick of time.

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Glad It's Over Glad All Over The Dave Clark Five
Girl Got Religion Girls Got Rhythm AC/DC


Stressin' Out / Flew Off the Handle



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Released in mid-December, our 22nd single of 2019 spoofs two very different English artists. About the only thing they have in common aside from their country of origin is the fact that we'd never spoofed either one of them till now.

Stressin' Out

Having slaved night and day for many years, the Israelites finally exited Egypt's evil empire. But even after God made a path through the Red Sea, breaking it in two, they still had to face Pharaoh one more time. Was he really going after them? Why? Oh well, the king with a heart of ice went out in a blaze of glory, drowning in pride and the Red Sea tide.

Flew Off The Handle

Once Elisha took up Elijah's mantle, it was on with the action. His many miracles made him quite a phenomenon. The writer of Second Kings portrays him as a man with sympathy when making contact with covenant keepers who had hit rock bottom, but something else when pushed to the limit by the arrogant and unrepentant. Oh my.

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Stressin' Out Steppin' Out Joe Jackson
Flew Off the Handle Too Hot to Handle UFO


Temple Physician / The Ballad of Peter Plungin' Ahead



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Released in early December, our 21st single of 2019 is an all-English affair from the 70's and the 90's.

Temple Physician

Strangers came to Jesus looking for an answer, trying to find a sign. They'd heard whispers of a medicine man from Galilee with healing hands, but they missed the big picture. Once His talk turned to sacrifice, many of the Jesus freaks out in the streets of Jerusalem found it easier to walk away than to follow.

The Ballad of Peter Plungin' Ahead

Simon Peter probably felt ten feet tall as he walked on water; that's a super-tough thing to do. Imagine the disappointed look on his face moments later when he remembered he was merely a man, and all of a sudden he started to sink. Go to John 21:7 and Matthew 16:13-20 to read about other times he took the plunge for Jesus' sake.

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Temple Physician Pinball Wizard Elton John
The Ballad of Peter Plungin' Ahead The Ballad of Peter Pumpkinhead XTC


Prehysterical



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Our 57th CD, Prehysterical, was released in December 2019. It features 12 parodies from the 60's, 70's, and 80's.

1. Back Talk - Black Dog - Led Zeppelin
2. Bethany - Jeopardy - The Greg Kihn Band
3. Xerxes' Song - Mississippi Queen - Mountain
4. Go Witness - Roll with It - Steve Winwood
5. This Team's Extreme - Christine Sixteen - KISS
6. A Foolhardy Song - Authority Song - John Cougar Mellencamp
7. You're All Like Troglodytes - You're All I've Got Tonight - The Cars
8. Trilobite Love - Bye Bye Love - The Cars
9. You Can Be Free Now - Who Can It Be Now? - Men at Work
10. Zekie's Start-Up - Ziggy Stardust - David Bowie
11. Let Me Sit Next to Messiah - Fire - Jimi Hendrix
12. Some Signs and Wonders Follow - Some Kind of Wonderful - Grand Funk


You Can Be Free Now / Zekie's Startup



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Released in mid-November, our 20th single of 2019 is brought to you by the letters Y and Z. It spoofs a couple of overseas artists, with parodies of songs that first hit the American airwaves in '72 and '82.

You Can Be Free Now

Peter's prison break in Acts 12 wasn't the crazy cinematic kind with explosives or tunnels down underground. That's overkill when God is sending an angel to release you. He'd done it before, in Acts 5, so it probably seemed like business as usual to Peter. It's a mistake to assume that'll happen every time, but the truth will set you free.

Zekie's Startup

Was Ezekiel an earthling visited by low-flying UFOs on some fantastic voyage across the universe? What in the world was it he saw? Despite certain folks loving the alien theory, the reality is those four-faced creatures that looked like scary monsters were angelic beings. Let's not dance around the truth; the outside world thinks we're kooks either way.

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You Can Be Free Now Who Can It Be Now? Men At Work
Zekie's Startup Ziggy Stardust David Bowie


You're All Like Troglodytes / Trilobite Love



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Released in late-October, our 19th single of 2019 is a classic '78 model that runs on fossil fuel.

You're All Like Troglodytes

Certain scientists and museum directors with high, shaking heads keep on knocking the Bible's account of man's origin. Let them show what they want; their "proof" is built to spec and built on speculation. How far can you take it before you realize it's only fabricated from fragments of dubious designation? They don't care where/what it came from, as long as it was deep. It's not the first time they've made a move like this.

Trilobite Love

Trilobites and dinosaurs are evidence for extinction (which we still see today), not evolution (which we don't). Atheists hope that if they make the history of the cosmos drag on forever, they'll gain enough time for evolution to occur. Going round and round, they couldn't find evidence on earth, and it was hard, so hard, to take. So they look to aliens for answers, one hand on the ground, one hand in space, all mixed up.

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You're All Like Troglodytes You're All I've Got Tonight The Cars
Trilobite Love Bye Bye Love The Cars


Two for the Throne



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Released in mid-October, our 18th single of 2019 spoofs rock classics from 1967 and 1970, originally performed by two guitar-driven American acts -- one from the Northeast and the other from the Northwest.

Xerxes' Song

King Xerxes ruled over a man's world, and Queen Vashti looked so fine, but she hurt his pride and passion, so he sent her away without even one last, cold kiss. Though Esther took no satisfaction in social climbing, you can't get away from destiny. But this song's mainly about Vashti, from Xerxes' perspective, suitable for the king's chorale.

Let Me Sit Next to Messiah

Remember James and John, the Sons of Thunder? They had one rainy wish after they'd come in from the storm: to be Jesus' right-and-left-hand men once He came into power. Subtle as machine guns, they went straight ahead and asked. His response forced their dreams to make a crash landing into their castles made of sand.

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Xerxes' Song Mississippi Queen Mountain
Let Me Sit Next to Messiah Fire Jimi Hendrix


Some Signs and Wonders Follow / Get Serene



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Released in late-September, our 17th single of 2019 spoofs a mid-70's rock classic that had no guitars and a mid-90's rock classic that had no drums. But that didn't stop the former from hitting #3 on the pop charts or the latter from hitting #1 on the modern-rock charts (and #28 on the pop charts).

Some Signs and Wonders Follow

Jesus' disciples had their share of ups and downs and bad times as they went into all the world (and when they stayed closer to home) to talk to the people, but God did miraculous good things to testify that His favor was shining on them. We're not in need of a time machine to see that; many of those moments were caught in the Acts of the Apostles.

Get Serene

So many of us inner-peace-seekers are swallowed up by anxiety and distracted by little things, distant voices, even the people that we love — bodies in motion constantly like the house is on fire. Meditation isn't everything Zen Buddhism claims, but Jesus would often slip away by Himself to pray, then come down from the mountain refreshed. Be still, my love!

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Some Signs and Wonders Follow Some Kind of Wonderful Grand Funk
Get Serene Glycerine Bush


Conspiracy No. 56



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Our 56th CD, Conspiracy No. 56, was released in September 2019. It features 12 parodies from the 50's, 60's, 70's, and 80's.

1. Your Money Don't Last - Your Mama Don't Dance - Loggins & Messina
2. I Want a New Covenant - I Want a New Drug - Huey Lewis and the News
3. Little Youth Group - Little Deuce Coupe - The Beach Boys
4. Still His Name - Still the Same - Bob Seger
5. Something from Nothing - Nothing from Nothing - Billy Preston
6. Romans 1:20 - Running on Empty - Jackson Browne
7. That's Unbelief - Bad Company - Bad Company
8. Don't You Be Like That - Don't Do Me Like That - Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers
9. Great Tongues of Fire - Great Balls of Fire - Jerry Lee Lewis
10. Midlife Confession - Midnight Confessions - The Grass Roots
11. Do You Know What I Dreamed? - Do You Know What I Mean - Lee Michaels
12. James - Jane - Jefferson Starship


Back Talk / Bethany



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Released in mid-September, our 16th single of 2019 spoofs a pair rock bands not known for having many hit singles. Coincidentally, each band's biggest single hit the Top 5 and each band's second-biggest single went to #15 exactly. But one of those bands also had seven albums go to #1.

Back Talk

It's been a long time since the Pentateuch, but ancient manuscripts confirm there's been a trouble-free transmission since then. They carry news that must get through, things you really ought to know, but people turned away. Then as it was, then again it will be. It's a total disgrace. We ain't disclosing no names, but it really makes life a drag.

Bethany

We all have a fascination with miracle stories, and they don't write 'em in the Bible unless they're true confessions, but seeing is believing, as Martha could testify. When Jesus said to open Lazarus' tomb, she was the girl most likely to worry about the smell after how long he'd been dead. Lucky for her, Jesus was unfazed, and the family was reunited.

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Back Talk Black Dog Led Zeppelin
Bethany Jeopardy The Greg Kihn Band


Go Witness / This Team's Extreme



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Released in late-August, our 15th single of 2019 spoofs hits from the summers of '77 and '88.

Go Witness

It's about time we stop holding on to the edge of our seats and start walking on (even running on) towards the multitudes who are waiting for someone like you to bring them to higher love and set their hearts on fire for Christ. Don't you know what the light can do? While you see a chance, take it. Let someone else sit in your vacant chair.

This Team's Extreme

Think Goliath was the only larger-than-life monster posing a danger to Israel? No, no, no! Thankfully, David didn't live in a world without heroes besides himself. If you were a king back then, you wanted the best warriors, and David had 30 of them within his inner circle, fighting the unholy hordes like crazy knights of a biblical round table.

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Go Witness Roll With It Steve Winwood
This Team's Extreme Christine Sixteen KISS


A Foolhardy Song / Good Trend



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Released in mid-August, our 14th single of 2019 spoofs rock hits from two singer-songwriters who grew up in America's heartland, although one of them had to move to the Southeast to make it big.

A Foolhardy Song

The Bible advocates avoiding arguments with fools, but sometimes a great notion is hard to live out in our weakest moments. Now more than ever, Christians are an easy target; we are the people they think are the crazy ones. When they say mean things, it hurts, so good people may lose their cool. The kid inside of you wants to fight back. Can you take it?

Good Trend

Israel's life in the wilderness wasn't easy or 100% fun. Neither is the Christian life, no matter how cool we say it is. The ugly truth is we're the same as they in doubting sometimes, but God provides food to all living things on Earth, whether we notice His divine intervention or not. He gave us our daily bread today, and He'll do it again tomorrow.

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A Foolhardy Song Authority Song John Cougar Mellencamp
Good Trend Girlfriend Matthew Sweet


James / Quite a God



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Released in early August, our 13th single of 2019 features parodies of hits by two California-based bands we've never spoofed before.

James

In modern times, we see Jesus' half-brother James as a man of faith, but when Jesus first walked the earth, James had his doubts. All of Jesus' siblings treated Him just the same as the rest of the family, despite His miracles and runaway popularity. But later on, after He'd come to life again, they'd have an awakening and see the light.

Quite a God

No matter how much we're paid for work that we do while we're doing time on earth, our true source of sustenance is the same in the end. If you put your hope in God, He'll make sure you'll have all you need. If you take the wrong way and reject Him, get ready for consequences, whether it be the pawn shop, the poorhouse, the jailhouse, or worse.

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James Jane Jefferson Starship
Quite a God What I Got Sublime


Little Youth Group / Don't You Be Like That



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Released in early July, our 12th single of 2019 spoofs two timeless hits from early in the careers of a pair of American icons.

Little Youth Group

It's so tough here today for teens to find true friends when they're busy doing nothing but surfing the net for social-media connections. They've got to find a new place where the kids are hip but aren't hypocrites, where it's OK to be yourself and learn a thing or two about the Bible every week. That's where you want to go to get away from it all. Come go with me.

Don't You Be Like That

Canaan offered the best of everything, but God made hard promises to Israel so they'd know beyond a shadow of a doubt what He'd do if they had a change of heart and copied the Canaanites. Unfortunately, the rebels among them didn't scare easy. Now it's wake-up time again. Don't waver between two worlds; playing dumb isn't good enough.

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Little Youth Group Little Deuce Coupe The Beach Boys
Don't You Be Like That Don't Do Me Like That Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers


Great Tongues of Fire / I Want a New Covenant



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Released in mid-June, our 11th single of 2019 spoofs a couple guys named Lewis -- one who found (and helped found) rock and roll in the 50's, and another who didn't get The News till the '80s.

Great Tongues of Fire

Acts 2 says tongues of fire and the sound of a mighty wind let the Apostles know the Holy Spirit had come on in. Those telltale signs left them breathless, but not speechless. Acts 4 is another place another time when the Spirit came once more with feeling (there was a whole lot of shaking going on). Does He have an invitation to your party?

I Want a New Covenant

Israel broke God's covenant, but it's all right. In Jeremiah 31:31, He announced Plan B for Jacob's latter-day descendants. It involved a change of heart -- not God's heart, but man's. In HIs foreknowledge, He'd always known we'd all fall short of loving Him with all of our heart and soul. But He had a perfect solution for this imperfect world.

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Great Tongues of Fire Great Balls of Fire Jerry Lee Lewis
I Want a New Covenant I Want a New Drug Huey Lewis and The News


Sandwich Platter



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Our 55th CD, Sandwich Platter, was released in July 2019. It features 12 parodies from the 60's, 70's, and 80's.

1. Broke a Loaf of Bread - Locomotive Breath - Jethro Tull
2. Mephibosheth - The B**** is Back - Elton John
3. Jewish Farm - Junior's Farm - Paul McCartney & Wings
4. Eve Looks Back - Landslide - Fleetwood Mac
5. Isaiah 55 - I Can't Drive 55 - Sammy Hagar
6. Bold as Christ - Cold as Ice - Foreigner
7. Back in the Battle - Back in the Saddle - Aerosmith
8. Full of Yourself - Fooling Yourself - Styx
9. (Check Out) the Book - The Look - Roxette
10. Go Home with the Prodigal Son - Take the Money and Run - Steve Miller Band
11. Stay Deceased - Stay With Me - Faces
12. A Day in the Loaf - A Day in the Life - The Beatles


Something from Nothing / That's Unbelief



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Released in early June, our 10th single of 2019 spoofs pop and rock hits from 1974.

Something from Nothing

The Bible says God made everything, even the seemingly limitless reaches of outer space. It was a whole new thing; that's the way God planned it. Get into an argument with an atheist about it, though, and it will go around in circles. But if they take time to figure it out and get back to the beginning, they'll realize something had to start it all.

That's Unbelief

Peter seemed rock steady before the Last Supper; Judas did not. Take the time to read John 12:6 and you'll see Judas used to steal from the silver, loot, and gold in the money box. Was he a bad man or just a case of good living gone bad? Either way, he found fame and fortune in the worst way possible and wound up abandoned and alone.

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Something from Nothing Nothing from Nothing Billy Preston
That's Unbelief Bad Company Bad Company


Isaiah 55 / Still His Name



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Released in late May, our ninth single of 2019 spoofs Hagar/Seger with greater vigor than a major leaguer.

Isaiah 55

Sometimes we have high hopes and dreams we want fulfilled right now but God gives us a red light. "Don't make me wait," we cry. But Father knows best. Don't fight it; He may be keeping you out of a danger zone. Remember the heroes of the Old Testament who waited on Him. What they wouldn't give to live a life like ours, knowing Jesus personally.

Still His Name

Exodus 20:7 gives us an understanding why we should be trying to live a life without using the Lord's name in vain. Even now, we've got two nice New Testament reminders of the holiness of His name in Matt. 6:9 and Luke 11:12. It's the only name that saves men from the fiery lake in the famous final scene. But some men go just where they want.

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Isaiah 55 I Can't Drive 55 Sammy Hagar
Still His Name Still the Same Bob Seger


Midlife Confession / Do You Know What I Dreamed?



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Released in early May, our eighth single of 2019 spoofs Top 10 hits from 1968 and 1971, each by artists out of Los Angeles CA.

Midlife Confession

So you believe Jesus is Lord? Sooner or later you gotta come on and say it. Heaven knows how you feel, but does anybody else? Why wait a million years to get it out in the open? Nobody expects you to go walking through the country with a big cross, but don't waste this precious time and end up lamenting things you should have said.

Do You Know What I Dreamed?

Nebuchadnezzar wanted his wizards to interpret his dream but told them no part of it. Why make it so hard? In his own special way, he figured if they couldn't gain basic knowledge of the details supernaturally, they couldn't gain the meaning, either. It looked like he had them over a barrel till Daniel gave a perfect recital and explanation.

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Midlife Confession Midnight Confessions The Grass Roots
Do You Know What I Dreamed? Do You Kow What I Mean Lee Michaels


Even Though / Seven Romans



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Released in mid-April, our seventh single of 2019 spoofs hits from each end of the 90's -- both by five-piece, American, alt-rock bands.

Even Though

Treat others with deference, not indifference. Yield to God's will, not your own. Verses like Philippians 2:3-8 show that Christ humbled Himself, even enduring whipping and crucifixion under Pilate, to save you when you were oceans apart. Mind your manners and don't forget who you are -- a glorified grace-receiver, saved by His blood.

Seven Romans

When we come to Jesus, He points us in a new direction. There's glory waiting in Heaven when it's over, but till then, there are some days when it all falls apart. Anyone reading Romans 7 for the first time will be floored by what Paul writes about his own struggles. He made it and so can we, but we have to learn to walk before we can fly.

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Even Though Even Flow Pearl Jam
Seven Romans Every Morning Sugar Ray


Double Take



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Our 54th CD, Double Take, was released in April 2019. It features 12 parodies from the 60's, 70's, 80's, and 90's.

1. Take the Wrong Way Home - Take the Long Way Home - Supertramp
2. Taken Up - Shake It Up - The Cars
3. Turn Up the Ray of Hope - Turn Up the Radio - Autograph
4. That's Saul - That's All - Genesis
5. She's Not Dead - She's Not There - The Zombies
6. Call Me the Priest - Call Me the Breeze - Lynyrd Skynyrd
7. Busted God's Laws - Must of Got Lost - The J. Geils Band
8. Marry Mary - Mary Mary - The Monkees
9. Once We're Over the Line - One Toke Over the Line - Brewer & Shipley
10. The Wonder of Christmas - I Wish - Stevie Wonder
11. A Loan for You - All Over You - Live
12. Read Isaiah - Green-Eyed Lady - Sugarloaf


Romans 1:20 / Broke a Loaf of Bread



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Released in late March, our sixth single of 2019 spoofs two artists who had #1 albums in the 1970's. Ironically, neither one's biggest-selling album (and that's where these songs came from) hit #1, even though each sold over three times as many units as the chart-toppers.

Romans 1:20

Atheists openly mock God these days. Among the human beings, in their designer genes, they look at life with such disregard for every man who disagrees. They don't hold out much hope for the Bible; they want to pack it up and tear it down and say it isn't true. Yet they stay loyal to their own experts, despite their ever-changing assessments.

Broke a Loaf of Bread

As Easter approaches, you won't see a passion play without Judas' betrayal or Peter's denial. Ever find yourself wondering aloud why God let epic fails like that wind up in the Bible? This was for our benefit. They show it's the truth, not a Mother Goose fairy tale. And they demonstrate HIs grace through the one infallible teacher, His Son.

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Romans 1:20 Running on Empty Jackson Browne
Broke a Loaf of Bread Locomotive Breath Jethro Tull


Mephibosheth / Go Home with the Prodigal Son



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Released in mid-March, our fifth single of 2019 spoofs two big hits from the mid-70's by two big hitters of that era.

Mephibosheth

Some princes just can't wait to be king, but Saul's son Jonathan wasn't chasing the crown. Best friends with David, he had a good heart and small ego but died too young, same day as Saul. To add to this hard-luck story, his young son was dropped that day and lost the power to walk. But David made sure he wouldn't have to go it alone.

Go Home with the Prodigal Son

Leaving home, out on the road at last, the prodigal felt like a lucky man on the threshold of the Hollywood dream. Then money and food ran out, shattering his perfect world. He wound up feeding pigs behind the barn. He'd been working so hard, but it just kept getting tougher every day; he couldn't wait to give it up and get on home.

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Mephibosheth The B**** is Back Elton John
Go Home with the Prodigal Son Take the Money and Run Steve Miller Band


Your Money Don't Last / Birdie in Thy Hand



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Released in late-February, our fourth single of 2019 features two American groups whose lead singers were both born in Washington State. Their birthdates were 16 years apart, but their musical styles were light years apart.

Your Money Don't Last

Thinking of your financial future? In Heaven, everything will be free. Even here on earth, money can't buy peace of mind. Whether you're strugglin' till the ends meet or your bank account's growin', don't keep it sittin' in a vault. If we're saving our money for only ourselves, we're wasting our time, and you never can tell when your time will be up.

Birdie in Thy Hand

Remember the question Jesus Christ posed in Luke 12: "Who of you by worrying can add a single hour to your life?" Whether or not birds head down south to avoid an unkind winter, they always find food somewhere, and they'd have zero chance without God's help. But pay no attention to boo birds; He's not a crutch or kickstand, He's our rock.

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Your Money Don't Last Your Mama Don't Dance Loggins & Messina
Birdie in Thy Hand Burden in My Hand Soundgarden


Back in the Battle / Bold as Christ



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Released in mid-February, our third single of 2019 is a double-shot of classic rock from 1977.

Back in the Battle

Ephesians 6:12 helps us draw the line between human conflict and the ultimate sources behind it. When push comes to shove, we're not fighting flesh and blood but powerful fallen angels from the other side. Love the dude, hate the demons. What it takes to fight 'em is the amazing armor of God. Get a grip on that and you'll be fine.

Bold as Christ

When ancient Christian men and women neared the Colosseum and heard the roar of the crowd, it reminded them of the cost of serving Christ. But their reaction to actions taken against them won many souls. That was yesterday, yet we still find ourselves at war with the world in the modern day. Are you worried what your friends see?

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Back in the Battle Back in the Saddle Aerosmith
Bold as Christ Cold as Ice Foreigner


Full of Yourself (Distinguished Young Man) / (Check Out) The Book



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Released in early-February, our second single of 2019 spoofs two bands with x's in their name like us -- one from the 70's and one from the 80's.

Full of Yourself (Distinguished Young Man)

"The stone the builders rejected has become the cornerstone." David wrote that 1000 years before a man in the wilderness named John began preparing the way for a man of miracles named Jesus. In today's culture of "I'm OK, you're OK," everything is cool but Jesus. It's high time they learned they're missing the best thing life has to offer.

(Check Out) The Book

This world is fading like a flower, but the Word of the Lord endures forever. Some try to paint it in a bad light as a dangerous book, and they tell lies about it. Chances are you've heard them, but if you read it with an open mind and listen to your heart, you'll know beyond a shadow of a doubt it's the truth, and things will never be the same.

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Full of Yourself Fooling Yourself (The Angry Young Man) Styx
(Check Out) The Book The Look Roxette


A Day in the Loaf / Stay Deceased



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Released in mid-January, our first single of 2019 spoofs two British bands who each had multiple members achieve considerable success after they broke up.

A Day in the Loaf

It looked like the crowd would starve, till there was a youth willing to share. He was only one in 5000, but this boy was unique; he actually brought food. Moral of the story: Even if many people come together for a last-minute meal, fixing a whole bunch of food isn't a problem with Jesus. All you need is loaves. Some fish would help, too. Dig it?

Stay Deceased

If you see Jehovah's Witnesses while looking out the window, your first step should be to pray. Don't treat them bad and ruin an opportunity. How will they know love lives here if you're so rude? Ask God to make them open to ideas you present. You may be quite amazed. We wrote this song to help you when they talk about the afterlife.

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A Day in the Loaf A Day in the Life The Beatles
Stay Deceased Stay with Me The Faces


Eve Looks Back / Jewish Farm



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Released in late-December, our 23rd single of 2018 features parodies of two songs from the mid-70's done by rock quintets formed in England, although each often featured American members.

Eve Looks Back

Eve may not have been a sentimental lady, but she could never forget Eden, though she was never going back again. Then the tragedy with Cain and Abel. What was the world turning into? But like Abraham's wife, Sarah, she could cling to a promise made about a beautiful child she'd bear, even if specifics weren't crystal clear at the time.

Jewish Farm

Jesus told stories the average person could relate to. Each had an underlying message, but only some would get it. Like this one about a sower in the heart of the country with crops coming up like flowers in the dirt. Elsewhere we learn there's a big barn ready to hold the harvest and reapers who'll take it away on another day yet to be revealed.

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Eve Looks Back Landslide Fleetwood Mac
Jewish Farm Junior's Farm Paul McCartney & Wings


The Wonder of Christmas / Once We're Over the Line



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Released in mid-December, our 22nd single of 2018 features parodies of a one-hit wonder and #1-hit Wonder:

The Wonder of Christmas

As we celebrate Christ's first advent, it's important to remember He'll eventually come back down to earth for a big finale, even though it seems so long since last time. It won't be as a baby, and if you really love Him you won't need another star to ascertain His whereabouts. Don't you worry about a thing; you will know. He'll make sure you're sure.

Once We're Over the Line

Joseph's wife, Mary, was a small-town girl, but her son was no natural child. In the midst of an incredible state of affairs, an angel told Joseph to rise up and take the old road down to Egypt, where they could all have a good life in hiding. Herod was bound to fall eventually, and once he did, they could make like a boomerang and return.

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The Wonder of Christmas I Wish Stevie Wonder
Once We're Over the Line One Toke Over the Line Brewer & Shipley


Marry Mary / Turn Up the Ray of Hope



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Released in early-December, our 21st single of 2018 features two bands out of Los Angeles County, California, although they don't have much common ground aside from that.

Marry Mary

Jesus' foster father, Joseph, could never be called a man without a dream; he had several angelic visitations in the dream world. The first was after he found out his fiancée was pregnant. The angel told him not to forget that girl but to take a giant step of faith, even if it was hard to believe she was still a virgin, and he trusted the angel's words.

Turn Up the Ray of Hope

This crazy world seeks the thrill of love without realizing that faith and hope are the other missing pieces in a three-piece setting. As 1 Peter 3:15 shows, when others see hope in us, that's the stuff that'll prompt them to ask questions about our faith. Our attitudes and actions speak louder than words. Let's use them to create a buzz for Him.

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Marry Mary Mary Mary The Monkees
Turn Up the Ray of Hope Turn Up the Radio Autograph


That's Too Bad



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Our 53rd CD, That's Too Bad, was released in early December 2018. It features 13 parodies from the 70's, 80's, and 90's.

1. Bad Foreign Girls - Fat Bottomed Girls - Queen
2. She's Got Cooties - She's a Beauty - The Tubes
3. Dumb Questions - Come Dancing - The Kinks
4. Embarrassing Moments - American Woman - The Guess Who
5. Soakin' in the Lord's Book - Smokin' in the Boys Room - Brownsville Station
6. The War in You - The Warrior - Scandal featuring Patty Smyth
7. Bad Things for a Good Time - Nothin' but a Good Time - Poison
8. It's a Long Way to the Dock (if You Wanna Stop in Rome) - It's a Long Way to the Top (if You Wanna Rock 'n' Roll) - AC/DC
9. Everybody Burps - Everybody Hurts - REM
10. Campaign to Jehovah -Champagne Supernova - Oasis
11. Bible O'Really - Baba O'Riley - The Who
12. On the Road Away from Home - Take Me Home, Country Roads - John Denver
13. Steelers Make it Tough - Feel Like Makin' Love - Bad Company


Taken Up / Take the Wrong Way Home



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Released in mid-November, our 20th single of 2018 spoofs Top 10 hits from the late 70's and early 80's.

Taken Up

You don't need magic to make someone disappear; just ask Enoch and Eljiah. Well, they can't answer right now, since they're gone, but we won't let them leave you up in the air. They left the scene without a trace. Take another look at 2 Kings 2:11, Genesis 5:24, and 1 Thess. 4:17. Who says there's no escape without a scrape?

Take the Wrong Way Home

If you bring up the Bible in casual conversations at school or work, it might end up being famous last words. Watch what you say or they'll be calling you a radical, a dreamer hoping it's going to come true, or a crazy person in need of an asylum. If only they'd give a little bit of thought to their final destination before it's too late.

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Taken Up Shake It Up The Cars
Take the Wrong Way Home Take the Long Way Home Supertramp


Call Me the Priest / A Loan for You



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Released in early November our 19th single of 2018 is brought to you by the letter L -- 70's style and 90's style.

Call Me the Priest

Aaron's first 80 years were nothing fancy, with not many things going on, so he was free as a bird when God called. He wasn't on the hunt for a new job or searching for fame, but he'd soon be the envy of every mother's son in Israel -- the first, not the last, of a dying breed of high priests. But therein lay the problem.

A Loan for You

He was deep enough in debt to the king that it would take a century to pay it off, maybe 10,000 years. In fact, forever may not be long enough. Yet the king forgave it all. The debtor, however, forgot that sweet release when he met a man who owed him. Consider your debts when you eye a loan someone owes you, OK? If you won't, God will.

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Call Me the Priest Call Me the Breeze Lynyrd Skynyrd
A Loan for You All Over You Live


She's Not Dead / Read Isaiah



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Released in mid-October, our 18th single of 2018 spoofs two bands with only five Top 40 hits between them, but all five went into the Top 10.

She's Not Dead

Acts 9 -- Paul's faith odyssey may begin here, but Peter wasn't finished speaking the oracles of God. In the same chapter, he resurrected a woman named Tabitha (a.k.a. Dorcas). She seemed just out of reach, beyond the borderline of Heaven's gate, but she was the kind of girl the whole church loved, so how could Peter tell her no?

Read Isaiah

Isaiah predicted many details of Christ's life, 700 years ahead of time, but the train kept a-rollin' till they were fulfilled. Prophets often looked far west of tomorrow when they said things were gonna change sometime in the future. Skeptics go round and round to make Isaiah their boogie man, but don't call us crazy if we take him at his word.

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She's Not Dead She's Not There The Zombies
Read Isaiah Green-Eyed Lady Sugarloaf


That's Saul / Busted God's Laws



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Released in early October, our 17th single of 2018 spoofs two bands that formed in the late 1960s but had to wait till the 1980s before they finally got number-one hits.

That's Saul

In the beginning of the ballad of big Saul and little David, the Israelites were counting out time between Goliath's taunts, to which they had no reply at all. Yet after the ordeal was over, Saul wasn't happy the man who felled the giant got all the glory. He started taking it all too hard, and soon David was down and out, in hiding in the wilderness.

Busted God's Laws

Moses went to get God's laws in the usual place they met, but 40 days was too long for the Israelites to wait without things getting out of hand. Still, in his worst nightmares, Moses didn't expect to come back and find them giving it all up for a golden calf. It put a rage in the sage, and the ensuing wreckage included both calf and Commandments.

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That's Saul That's All Genesis
Busted God's Laws Must of Got Lost The J. Geils Band


It's a Long Way to the Dock (If You Wanna Stop in Rome) / Everybody Burps



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Released in late September, our 16th single of 2018 spoofs two bands that only go by initials, and both are abbreviations for scientific terms.

It's a Long Way to the Dock (If You Wanna Stop in Rome)

Young Saul of Tarsus had a heart and head as hard as a rock, and he had a hard life after Christ transformed him into the Apostle Paul. It ain't no fun facing the danger and rough stuff he endured, but Paul kept a stiff upper lip, taking everything in his stride like there was nothing he'd rather do. He was one of a kind but wanted no applause.

Everybody Burps

Before you murmur against others for doing things you can't stand that drive you crazy time after time, consider this: What's the frequency of your own sin? We'll all face a day of reckoning at the end of the world as we know it. You may not feel like a monster, but we all stumble in many ways and need to repent before we run out of time.

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It's a Long Way to the Dock (If You Wanna Stop in Rome) It's a Long Way to the Top (If You Wanna Rock 'n' Roll) AC/DC
Everybody Burps Everybody Hurts REM


Embarrassing Moments / Soakin' in the Lord's Book



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Released in early September, our 15th single of 2018 spoofs a pair of chart-toppin', hard-rockin' hits from the early 70's.

Embarrassing Moments

It's not like Peter had no time to prepare; Jesus gave him fair warning. He remembered laughing to himself at the notion he wouldn't stand tall when they came for Jesus. But he wasn't a one-man army. Now he was shaking all over, posing as a proper stranger. His promises were broken, his faith was undone, and he wanted to lie down and die.

Soakin' in the Lord's Book

Yeah, that's fine if you bring any other book to school, but you know better than to get caught with a Bible by your side. At best, the school punks will treat you like a Martian. At worst, you'll be wanted dead or alive by the authorities. Or maybe you'll be the one that got away with it. But God's Word is the truth, take it (to school) or leave it (at home).

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Embarrassing Moments American Woman The Guess Who
Soakin' in the Lord's Book Smokin' in the Boy's Room Brownsville Station


The War in You / Bad Things for a Good Time



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Released in late August, our 14th single of 2018 spoofs Top 10 hits from the 80's by a pair of American rock bands that originated in the Northeast (although one of those bands had to move to L.A. before it finally found fame).

The War in You

In spiritual warfare, there are many battles. You win some and lose some. Even if you feel you've won less than half, ultimate victory was assured when you came to Christ and said goodbye to your old life. Give it time and call to Heaven for help. It may feel like the enemy has your hands tied, but you march to the beat of a heart filled with Christ.

Bad Things for a Good Time

Satan likes to play dirty. He'll tell you it's bad to be good, but once you're in the valley of lost souls, he'll crack a smile and blame it on you. He hates life, loves a tragedy, and can't stand believers. He's a fallen angel himself, after all. Only God can supply the good love you need to start tearing down the walls and lose that ball and chain.

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The War in You The Warrior Scandal
Bad Things for a Good Time Nothin' but a Good Time Poison


She's Got Cooties / Dumb Questions



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Released in early August, our 13th single of 2018 spoofs a pair of Top 10 hits from July 1983 by long-established rock bands not known for having much crossover success on the pop charts.

She's Got Cooties

"I'm just a mess," she thought. "There's no way out; I don't want to wait anymore." She touched Christ's cloak and was instantly cured. He could feel it, but instead of saying, "Don't touch me," there was compassion in His eyes when He turned around and saw her standing there. His love's a mystery that can heal us outside and inside.

Dumb Questions

Jesus was a well-respected man with dedicated followers, but the religious elite didn't fancy this wonderboy and his band of misfits making permanent waves wherever they went. So they tested Him with questions all day and all of the night. Unable to defeat Him by debating face to face, they went behind his back to get revenge.

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She's Got Cooties She's a Beauty The Tubes
Dumb Questions Come Dancing The Kinks


Nichey



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Our 52nd CD, Nichey, was released in August 2018. It features 12 parodies from the 60's, 70's, 80's, and 90's.

1 You're Really Godly - You Really Got Me - Van Halen
2. (I Just) Died and Arose - (I Just) Died in Your Arms - Cutting Crew
3. Nabal Was a Mean Guy - In the Meantime - Spacehog
4. Handle With Prayer - Handle with Care - The Traveling Wilburys
5. Can't Fight This Kneeling - Can't Fight This Feeling - REO Speedwagon
6. No More Mr. Wise Guy - No More Mr. Nice Guy - Alice Cooper
7. Crossloads - Crossroads - Cream
8. The Jews' Lost Hero - Juke Box Hero - Foreigner
9. Place of Grace - Ace of Spades - Motörhead
10. Some Doubt - Sundown - Gordon Lightfoot
11. L.S.F. - Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds - Elton John
12. The Very Last City - Paradise City - Guns N' Roses


Bad Foreign Girls / Campaign to Jehovah



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Released in mid-July, our 12th single of 2018 has an English accent, because both bands we borrowed from are British.

Bad Foreign Girls

Matthew's genealogy of Jesus starts with Abraham, then lists subsequent generations from father to son, but also includes some women guaranteed to blow your mind because of scandal, innuendo, big disgraces and bad mistakes. Yet they're all part of one vision made in Heaven that some day one day would lead to the Miracle in the manger.

Campaign to Jehovah

They knock on doors all around the world, saying you can live forever in paradise on earth. Some might say they're led astray, but they don't look back in anger at failed prophecies. They just roll with it and soldier on as memories fade away and the master plan changes little by little. What's the story? Where did it all go wrong? They think it's getting better.

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Bad Foreign Girls Fat Bottomed Girls Queen
Campaign to Jehovah Champagne Supernova Oasis


The Very Last City / L.S.F.



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Released in early July, our 11th single of 2018 revisits two songs we originally spoofed back in the 1990's – one with all-new lyrics and an all-new title (but the same theme) and another with the same lyrics and a totally different musical approach.

The Very Last City

Heaven's a place where everything is as fresh as the bright blue sky, but some would rather live right next door to Hell. Thankfully, God has extraordinary patience and still offers the chance to move to the city described in Revelation 21-22. We hope you'll take it eventually. Start knocking on Heaven's door now; don't wait till you're dust and bones.

L.S.F.

After Jesus ascended like some high-flying bird, His disciples stood gazing at the now-empty sky, but they'd soon make the greatest discovery; two angels told them Jesus would come down in time. Sixty years on, when John wrote Revelation, the clock was still ticking. But the One who brought salvation will return, and blessed are those who believe.

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The Very Last City Paradise City Guns N' Roses
L.S.F. Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds Elton John


Some Doubt / (I Just) Died and Arose



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Released in mid-June, our 10th single of 2018 looks at resurrection in the Old and New Testament, with spoofs of #1 hits from the 70's and 80's.

Some Doubt

Jesus is gone, but the legend lives on; that's what skeptics would have you believe. Was He an ordinary man who left His small circle of followers high and dry, picking up the pieces of a sweet shattered dream? Too many clues in this room suggest otherwise. Take it or leave it or try to believe it, but it's worth believing and not too late for praying.

(I Just) Died and Arose

We don't see many Old Testament resurrections except for a scattering of incidents in 1 and 2 Kings. Here's one for the medical books: a live broadcast from a previously dead boy in 2 Kings 4. He'd been alive before but had already gone to his apparent death. Then Elisha told him to get up and get over it, and he came back like a boomerang.

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Some Doubt Sundown Gordon Lightfoot
(I Just) Died and Arose (I Just) Died in Your Arms Cutting Crew


Can't Fight This Kneeling / Crossloads



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Released in early May, our ninth single of 2018 spoofs bands from London and the Land of Lincoln.

Can't Fight This Kneeling

The world wants to live it up; they don't want to know what the Bible says. If you keep pushing, they won't keep on loving you. They might just throw you through the window if you don't drop it. But that ain't love. Pray for opportunities to share the Gospel, and when you get what you pray for, don't be afraid to stand up and say something.

Crossloads

Jesus was in a world of pain on the way to Golgotha. Those were the days when Romans ruled, so they forced Simon of Cyrene to carry the cross. As he gingerly picked it up, perhaps he thought, "What a bringdown! There are better ways of passing the time." But he wound up exemplifying Christ's words in Mark 8:34. Feel free to read it yourself.

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Can't Fight This Kneeling Can't Fight This Feeling REO Speedwagon
Crossloads Crossroads Cream


No More Mr. Wise Guy / You're Really Godly



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Released in mid-April, our eighth single of 2018 could be summed up as "good wives, bad wives, 70's style."

No More Mr. Wise Guy

Solomon was caught in a dream that warped into a nightmare. Beautiful babes, billion-dollar budget, and freedom to do what he wanted didn't make happiness a gimme. If you look at it from the inside, all those wives and concubines were only women of mass distraction; he reaped a field of regret reflected upon in the book of Ecclesiastes.

You're Really Godly

God made many beautiful girls, but when push comes to shove, looks are not enough. Proverbs 6:23-7:27 gives fair warning about girls gone bad; Proverbs 31:10-31 balances that with the secrets of the godly woman. Worldly women fall out of love again, but a godly wife can't stop loving you, because she committed to Him before committing to you.

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No More Mr. Wise Guy No More Mr. Nice Guy Alice Cooper
You're Really Godly You Really Got Me Van Halen


The Nazarene & The Gadarenes



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Released in early April, our seventh single of 2018 spoofs big hits by two famous English-American bands.

The Jews' Lost Hero

They come from two different worlds, but Christians and Jews have one thing in common that we both share: belief in Messiah. The four Gospels make a compelling case for Jesus fulfilling Jewish prophecy, but bringing it up can generate unusual heat; no time ever seems right. Do what you like, but God still loves the lonely children of Israel.

Handle with Prayer

After Jesus calmed the storm on the Sea of Galilee, the disciples found a cool, dry place to land. But they were not alone anymore; two wild men met them, and not to offer congratulations. The devil had been busy destroying their lives, but Jesus wasn't rattled by the frantic demons. He knew it was the end of the line for them, and so did they.

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The Jews' Lost Hero Juke Box Hero Foreigner
Handle with Prayer Handle with Care The Traveling Wilburys


I Know You Are but What Am I?



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Our 51st CD, I Know You Are but What Am I?, was released in March 2018. It features 12 parodies from the 60's, 70's, 80's, and 90's.

1. Head Over Here - Head Over Heels - Tears for Fears
2. Ignorant Song - Immigrant Song - Led Zeppelin
3. Triune Godhead - (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction - The Rolling Stones
4. Casket Place - Basket Case - Green Day
5. Babel Babel - Rebel Rebel - David Bowie
6. Going to Forget Our Bad Deeds - Don't You (Forget About Me) - Simple Minds
7. Grass So Green - Vasoline - Stone Temple Pilots
8. Straight Street - Mainstreet - Bob Seger
9. Can't Buy Free Love - Can't Buy Me Love - The Beatles
10. You Gotta Go - You Oughta Know - Alanis Morissette
11. An Old King in the New Age - Anarchy in the U.K. - The Sex Pistols
12. Selfish Sheep - Self Esteem - The Offspring


Place of Grace / Nabal Was a Mean Guy



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Released in early March, our sixth single of 2018 spoofs the signature songs of two bands we've never parodied before. Both bands could boast of bassists who doubled as their lead singers.

Place of Grace

You may be fastidious about religion, but Isaiah 64:6 says our righteous deeds are like filthy rags. Sadly, many seem deaf forever to those words, hammered hard by iron-fisted religious rulers who lead them like lemmings, telling them to get back in line and march or die. Jesus offers rest for the restless, but the graceless get no sleep at all.

Nabal Was a Mean Guy

David's the star of First Samuel, but chapter 25 zeroes in on a relatively anonymous guy named Nabal. Only a few remember him, and it is because he was a perpetual drag who preferred gluttony to charity, which he considered a real waste of food. He was married to a beautiful girl named Abigail, who later became David's wife.

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Place of Grace Ace of Spades Motörhead
Nabal Was a Mean Guy In the Meantime Spacehog


Going to Forget Our Bad Deeds / Selfish Sheep



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Released in late-February, our fifth single of 2018 spoofs two bands from different sides of the pond figuratively and literally - Glasgow and Garden Grove.

Going to Forget Our Bad Deeds

Jeremiah is a long book, so you may not remember all the things he said, but once upon a time, in verse 31:34, He promised you a miracle: God will forget our sins! You don't have to sanctify yourself; Christ will do it. That's good news from the next world, but you can claim this glittering prize while you're still alive and kicking (Heb. 8:12, 10:17).

Selfish Sheep

Moses was pretty spry for a white-haired guy, but the Israelites' bad habit of complaining surely made him feel so alone and weary. We defy you to find someone in ministry who hasn't hit that point sometime. But if you're called to ministry, you're not the one responsible for what happened to you, and the One who is will refresh you as days go by.

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Going to Forget Our Bad Deeds Don't You (Forget About Me) Simple Minds
Selfish Sheep Self Esteem The Offspring


Triune Godhead / An Old King in the New Age



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Released in mid-February, our fourth single of 2018 spoofs two British bad-boy bands who pushed the envelope of acceptability in the mid-60s and mid-70s.

Triune Godhead

They just finished with your neighbors and plan to visit every house all down the line, so they won't miss you. Grrr! Can't you hear 'em knocking? We can almost hear you sigh. Come on! You are the salt of the earth and the light of the world. Shine a light on them! This song could help you sway them away from their biggest mistake.

An Old King in the New Age

Submission to a king? These days, that seems like a rotten idea to just about everybody, never mind the Bolsheviks. But what if that king didn't have a vicious bone in His body, did you no wrong, could solve all of the world's problems, and had the power to raise our bodies from the dead? Would something else make you object?

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Triune Godhead (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction The Rolling Stones
An Old King in the New Age Anarchy in the U.K. The Sex Pistols


Babel Babel / Can't Buy Free Love



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Released in late-January, our third single of 2018 spoofs two British trendsetters who shaped the 60's, the 70's, and beyond.

Babel Babel

Genesis shows the rise and fall of a ziggurat in Babel, Revelation shows that we never learned. It's not some future legend; unlike Orwell's 1984, it will become reality. Modern man seeks peace on Earth and life on Mars. It's hunky dory for the heathen, but Christians are out of fashion. Who knows what changes may occur in the next five years?

Can't Buy Free Love

There's a place in Acts 8 that recounts a day in the life of Simon Magus, a magical-mystery doer who later became known as the "father of all heretics." Peter rebuked him for trying to "buy the gift of God with money" and warned him not to let the devil in his heart, but apparently Simon wouldn't let it be and never found the real love of Christ.

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Babel Babel Rebel Rebel David Bowie
Can't Buy Free Love Can't Buy Me Love The Beatles


Head Over Here / You Gotta Go



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Released in mid-January, our second single of 2018 spoofs two angst-ridden acts (one from the 80's and one from the 90's) who each notched number-one albums.

Head Over Here

Some advice for the young at heart: The good old days aren't always in the past. Listen, Moses was 80, living a humdrum and humble life, but a big change came the day he saw the burning bush, sowing the seeds of Leviticus, Numbers, and Deuteronomy, not to mention the rest of Exodus. Everybody loves a happy ending, especially God.

You Gotta Go

Christians aren't perfect, just forgiven, but Hell is too hot a topic for "the real world." You learn fast that talking about it gets you uninvited to most parties. Don't expect a thank you. They may not feel your love, might walk away, look right through you, or stand with their hands in their pockets, but the only way out is Jesus. And now is the time.

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Head Over Here Head Over Heels Tears for Fears
You Gotta Go You Oughta Know Alanis Morissette


Ignorant Song / Grass So Green



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Released in early January, our first single of 2018 spoofs a pair of power quartets -- a 70's British band and their 90's American acolytes.

Ignorant Song

Atheists ramble on about a God they say doesn't exist, swearing and tearing into those who try to keep His Word from being trampled underfoot. But whether 14:1 or 53:1, the Psalm remains the same: The fool says in his heart, "There is no God." To bring it all home, your time is gonna come. If you don't believe now, you will in your time of dying.

Grass So Green

Other lives seem wonderful when you creep on social media, but those plush pix could be transmissions from a lonely room in a big empty house with no way out. Why is the grass always greener on the other side? At the core, C.S. Lewis said, "The fact that our heart yearns for something Earth can't supply is proof that Heaven must be our home."

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Ignorant Song Immigrant Song Led Zeppelin
Grass So Green Vasoline Stone Temple Pilots


Bible O'Really / On the Road, Away from Home



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Released in mid-December, our 22nd single of 2017 features two new parodies recorded live at our 25th-Anniversary Concert in August 2017.

Bible O'Really

The Word of God is pure and easy to understand, but it's not enough for some "Christians," who bargain over what parts should be discarded and what fragments should be kept. They are all in love with the idea of faith in something bigger, but their God gets smaller as their Bible gets smaller. Either it's all true, or it's not true. Accept no substitute.

On the Road, Away from Home

You've heard the parable of the Good Samaritan, but it's about time we retold it for today: A Pittsburgh Steelers fan on the road driving back home again breaks down on a rocky mountain highway in West Virginia and has to spend some time on the shoulder. Then he sees a Cleveland Browns fan looking for space to pull over ...

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Bible O'Really Baba O'Riley The Who
On the Road, Away from Home Take Me Home, Country Roads John Denver


Xit Ego Lopa



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Our 50th CD, Xit Ego Lopa, was released in December 2017. It features 13 parodies from the 60's, 70's, 80's, and 90's.

1. Ha-Bakk - Get Back - The Beatles
2. No Exclusions - No Excuses - Alice in Chains
3. You Might Stink - You Might Think - The Cars
4. Show Us the Way - Go All the Way - The Raspberries
5. Man Born to Scale the Mountain - Man on the Silver Mountain - Rainbow
6. Free Indeed - T.N.T. - AC/DC
7. Nain - Name - The Goo Goo Dolls
8. You're Mad at What - No Matter What - Badfinger
9. Paranormal - Destroyer - The Kinks
10. Once You See Truth, You Can't Unsee It - What's the Frequency, Kenneth? - REM
11. You Made Me, So There You Have Me - You've Made Me So Very Happy - Blood, Sweat & Tears
12. Maybe Madonna - Lady Madonna - The Beatles
13. Known from the Beginning - Beginnings - Chicago

Note: Tracks 11-13 are live recordings, the same that were featured on our recent singles.


Straight Street / Casket Place



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Released in late November, our 21st single of 2017 features parodies of American-made hits from the mid-70's and mid-90's.

Straight Street

Here's Ananias looking back on Acts 9, when the Lord told him to go pray for a stranger in town named Saul. His heart sank like a rock; he feared Saul was still the same guy persecuting Christians in Acts 8. When you turn the page, the distance between 8 and 9 may feel like a number far greater than one. But One was far greater than Saul.

Casket Place

Is Earth headed for a 21st century breakdown? After waiting so long for Christ's return, enduring countless failed predictions (by men, not God), many get jaded or suffer burnout. The Bible takes the long view but gives warning signs so we'll know when it's time in the end. Others will know either when they come around or when He comes around.

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Straight Street Mainstreet Bob Seger & The Silver Bullet Band
Casket Place Basket Case Green Day


Paranormal / Maybe Madonna



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Released in early November, our 20th single of 2017 features parodies of two bands from the British Invasion. Although one of the songs we spoofed was a hit in the 60's, the other didn't come out till the 80's. Both parodies were recorded in October 2017. The first was recorded in the studio by ApologetiX, while the second was recorded live by J. and Jimmy from ApologetiX with the New Community Church worship team.

Paranormal

It's a predictable predicament, a classic bait and switch. At first, spirit guides give the people what they want, but promises of better things turn into definite maybes, then a state of confusion, and finally misery. You thought you were getting cheerful spirits, but you really got mean demons. Sadly, some people have to learn the hard way.

Maybe Madonna

As the old song says, Jesus died for all the children of the world. That means every bad boy and girl, too, for no one is righteous. The Word says He forgave the Samaritan woman, the taxman, and the woman caught in adultery, in spite of all the danger to His public image. Why would you think it's all too much for Him to save (insert name here)?

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Paranormal Destroyer The Kinks
Maybe Madonna Lady Madonna The Beatles


Churchigo IV



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Released in late October, our 19th single of 2017 is the latest installment in our Churchigo series. ApologetiX lead singer and lyricist J. Jackson is also a worship leader at New Community Church in Wexford PA, the same place where we played our 20th and 25th anniversary shows. NCC has a great worship team with many talented vocalists and instrumentalists, many of whom have appeared on ApologetiX recordings.

We've released songs before that J. has performed with the team in concert on our Churchigo II, Transformed Soul, and Churchigo III projects. On October 8, 2017, the worship team performed a special concert with the choir and an 11-piece band, including a full brass section. J. sang lead on two new parodies of songs by Chicago and Blood, Sweat & Tears that he wrote specifically for the event. ApX drummer Jimmy "Vegas" Tanner also played on the songs.

This time around, ApX guitarist Wayne Bartley was able to remix the live recordings of the performances to maximize the audio quality, and we're making them available as downloads, which are free with your donation of any size to the ministry of ApologetiX. Once you make a donation, we'll email you the link for the MP3 files and cover art. Donations are not tax-deductible but help keep this ministry going.

You Made Me, So There You Have Me

Ah, that moment when you go from knowing there's something going on (sin in your life) to realizing there's something coming on (a desire to repent)! As John the Baptist could tell you, redemption requires repentance, but God is Father to the man who's saved by the grace of His love, and God blesses the child who's called His own.

Known from the Beginning

Listen, if it all started with Romans 10:9, where do we go from here? You want the lowdown? It's a happy man who realizes that our first movement toward God was actually the second movement overall, since the One who said "Call on Me" called us first (John 6:44) and Christ is the Lamb slain from the foundation of the world. (Rev. 13:8).

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Intro: You Made Me, So There You Have Me
You Made Me, So There You Have Me You've Made Me So Very Happy Blood, Sweat & Tears
Intro: Known from the Beginning
Known from the Beginning Beginnings Chicago


From Hair to Eternity



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Our 49th CD, From Hair to Eternity, was released in October 2017. It features 12 parodies — all from the 80's — a hairy time in rock music history!

1. Turn to Luke - Turn Me Loose - Loverboy
2. No One Likes You - No One Like You - The Scorpions
3. Works - Words - Missing Persons
4. Don't Tell Me We're Lucky - Don't Tell Me You Love Me - Night Ranger
5. Thankfully - Faithfully - Journey
6. Pick It Up - Lick It Up - KISS
7. Born in the Jewish Faith - Born in the USA - Bruce Springsteen
8. Boys Are Scary - Voices Carry - 'Til Tuesday
9. Expected to Love - Addicted to Love - Robert Palmer
10. Dweebs - Dreams - Van Halen
11. You Give Up on Bad Days - You Give Love a Bad Name - Bon Jovi
12. Talk Daily to Me - Talk Dirty to Me - Poison


You Might Stink / Show Us the Way



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Released in early October, our 18th single of 2017 spoofs two American bands who first found fame in the 70's.

You Might Stink

Some folks downplay a talent or ability when they should display it. "It's all I can do," they say. "That's it. I'm not the one God should use." But let's go to Romans 12 and 1 Corinthians 12 and take another look. If you think it over, you can't hold on too long to the notion that your God-given gift isn't good enough to serve God.

Show Us the Way

Let's pretend you're a Galilean nobody knows, 2000 years ago, waiting for Messiah. Suddenly, a teacher with fresh ideas and healing power pops into your life, making it easy to understand the Scriptures. You might as well follow Him, right? Then, after becoming an overnight sensation, He says He's leaving. You don't want to say goodbye. Now what?

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You Might Stink You Might Think The Cars
Show Us the Way Go All the Way The Raspberries


You're Mad at What? / Pick It Up



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Released in mid-September, our 17th single of 2017 spoofs two straightforward rock hits from the 70's and the 80's.

You're Mad at What?

We'll tell you straight up: there's no magic Christian formula for living a sinless life. That doesn't mean we shouldn't give it a try, but we won't reach perfection till it's over. In the meantime, seek God's guidance and forgiveness day after day, hold on to 1 Corinthians 1:8 and Philippians 1:6, and carry on till tomorrow. Better days await.

Pick It Up

The Bible was given to us freely by God, and it'll give you a reason to live and show you how to live forever, but you have to take it off the shelf. The Word of God is alive, written not for the innocent only but for saint and sinner alike, and if you read it, it'll come back to you later like a boomerang. Get all you can take before they take it away from us.

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You're Mad at What? No Matter What Badfinger
Pick It Up Lick It Up KISS


Churchigo III



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Released in late August, our 16th single of 2017 is a sequel to two projects we released in 2013.

ApologetiX lead singer and lyricist J. Jackson is also a worship leader at New Community Church in Wexford PA, the same venue where we played our 20th and 25th anniversary shows.

The church has a great worship team with many talented vocalists and instrumentalists, many of whom have appeared on ApologetiX recordings. We.ve released singles before which featured songs J. has performed with the team in concert on our Churchigo II and Transformed Soul singles.

On September 20, 2015, the worship team performed a special concert with the choir and a 10-piece band, including a full brass section. J. sang lead on two new parodies of songs by Chicago and Joe Bonamassa that he wrote specifically for the event.

We're finally making the live recordings of those performances available as downloads, which are free with your donation of any size to the ministry of ApologetiX. Once you make a donation, we'll email you the link for the MP3 files and cover art. Donations are not tax-deductible but help keep this ministry going.

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Intro: Does Anybody Really Know What Tithing Is    
Does Anybody Really Know What Tithing Is Does Anybody Really Know What Time It Is Chicago
Intro: The Stuff That God'll Watch    
The Stuff That God'll Watch The Stuff You Gotta Watch Joe Bonamassa


The Man Born to Scale the Mountain / Free Indeed



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Released in late-July, our 15th single of 2017 spoofs two hard-rocking classics that were both released in 1975.

The Man Born to Scale the Mountain

For a guy who spent so much time with God, Moses was very down to earth. But, as this musical self-portrait shows, he got bent out of shape and felt his blood pressure rising when Israel's idolatry and complaining proved difficult to cure. Their hearts were as cold as the stone tablets he brought down from Sinai, yet he kept interceding for them.

Free Indeed

Some preachers don't touch too much upon the topic of sin, but Jesus didn't waste time beating around the bush. For those about to read the Gospels for the first time, prepare for a shock: Our sins have snowballed into a landslide that's put us deep in the hole, and it's a long way to the top. But Jesus can engineer your jailbreak (John 8:36).

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The Man Born to Scale the Mountain The Man on the Silver Mountain Rainbow
Free Indeed T.N.T. AC/DC


Thankfully / Works



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Released in mid-July, our 14th single of 2017 spoofs two California bands who were at the peak of their popularity in the first half of the 80's.

Thankfully

The prodigal told his father, "I'll be alright without you." He thought his departure was an escape, only the young man couldn't look into the future to see the trial by fire that would happen next. But his father took him back with open arms after the fall. God treats us just the same way anytime we repent. Why keep on running till the party's over?

Works

Clandestine people claiming to have a faith in God say it ain't none of your business whether they have a noticeable one. Our final destination's unknown to all but Him and us right now, but our actions/reactions are windows into our souls. Works don't save us, but they do identify us. State your faith in black and white, but deeds put color in your life.

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Thankfully Faithfully Journey
Works Words Missing Persons


25th Anniversary Lapel Pin



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Expected to Love / Born in the Jewish Faith



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Released in early July, our 13th single of 2017 spoofs two male solo artists who scored their biggest hits in the mid-to-late '80's.

Expected to Love

Some people can do what they like, but Jesus calls us to love one another, our neighbors, our enemies, every kind of people! How can we still be friends with God and not love those created in His image? God offers forgiveness, but you can have it only if you forgive others. That's true love. Get it through your heart; it'll help your blood pressure drop.

Born in the Jewish Faith

Growing up as a Pharisee, Saul of Tarsus felt tougher than the rest. He had high hopes for eradicating Christianity entirely, waging war against the Church like a human wrecking ball. Then one day his vision suddenly stopped working on the highway to Tarsus as he was blinded by the light of Christ himself, who gave him reason to believe.

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Expected to Love Addicted to Love Robert Palmer
Born in the Jewish Faith Born in the U.S.A. Bruce Springsteen


Boys Are Scary / Once You See Truth, You Can't Unsee It



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Released in mid-June, our 12th single of 2017 spoofs two alternative-rock bands who first hit it big in the 80's.

Boys Are Scary

A parody about Jacob's daughter Dinah? Are you serious? If you've read Genesis 34, you know the rest. There's nothing sugarcoated about the story; it was real bad news for everyone involved. This song looks at it from the other end of the telescope, coming up close for Dinah's own perspective.

Once You See Truth, You Can't Unsee It

It seems like everybody's heard the truth, but only some actually see it. The truth will set you free, but you can't get there from hearsay unless God chooses to reveal it to your heart. Once He opens your eyes, you can't unsee it. You don't need x-ray vision like Superman; it's automatic for the people who've been around the Son.

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Boys Are Scary Voices Carry 'Til Tuesday
Once You See Truth, You Can't Unsee It What's the Frequency, Kenneth? REM


Zebraic



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Our 48th CD, Zebraic, was released in June 2017.

1. Remember (Lot's Wife) - December - Collective Soul
2. Confiscated - Complicated - Avril Lavigne
3. Ground Shook Here - Brown Sugar - The Rolling Stones
4. Learning Blasphemies - Turning Japanese - The Vapors
5. Feels Like in First John - Feels Like the First Time - Foreigner
6. Leviticus Can't Be Done - Little Miss Can't Be Wrong - The Spin Doctors
7. Noah Man - Nowhere Man - The Beatles
8. Makes Me Cranky - Hanky Panky - Tommy James and the Shondells
9. Selling the Dogma - Selling the Drama - Live
10. Role Never Changes - Roll with the Changes - REO Speedwagon
11. Lethargy - Refugee - Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers
12. Phony Ol' Lie - Lonely Ol' Night - John Cougar Mellencamp


You Give Up on Bad Days / Nain



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Released in early June, our 11th single of 2017 spoofs two American bands and their first Top Five singles (one in '86 and one in '96), both with the word "name" in their titles.

You Give Up on Bad Days

Hey, God never said life will be a bed of roses, even if you're not living in sin. We hope you have a nice day every day but, if not, don't let it rock you. Tribulations bring about perseverance, character, and hope (Romans 5:3-5) and eternal glory (2 Cor. 4:17). Raise your hands in prayer and always keep the faith. You'll bounce back.

Nain

The widow thought her better days were behind her. She'd had only one son, and now he was dead, with no one left to carry on the family name. Her life was empty, and she was just waiting for the rest of it to be over. But by the end of her encounter with Jesus that fateful day, she'd never felt so alive. And neither had her son.

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You Give Up on Bad Days You Give Love a Bad Name Bon Jovi
Nain Name Goo Goo Dolls


Treading on Poisonous Scorpions Vol. 2



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Released in late May, our tenth single of 2017 revisits two hard-rockin' bands that first hit it big in the 1980's and are still touring today.

Talk Daily to Me

God won't forget you in the bad times, so don't forget Him in the good times. Don't wait until you suffer some tragedy/setback or want something, need something, etc. Setting specific time(s) to pray every day is great, but so is making an unscheduled stop in your day to open up and say all that's on your heart and mind.

No One Likes You

This crazy world loves to drive Christians away. They'll mock you like a horrid kind of person and try to black out the Son in your life. If you face the heat of their savage amusement and are still loving, you take the Gospel and make it real to them. Hey, you want them to be in Heaven with you, don't you? Believe in love!

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Talk Daily to Me Talk Dirty to Me Poison
No One Likes You No One Like You The Scorpions


Don't Tell Me We're Lucky / No Exclusions



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Released in early May, our ninth single of 2017 features two songs discussing the origin and uniqueness of life on Earth.

Don't Tell Me We're Lucky

Skeptics insist that Christians are wrong to claim mankind is unique. And when you close your eyes to the evidence, you might think Earth isn't anything special, either. E.T. brought out a sentimental streak in all of us, but our interstellar love affair with aliens is based on sci-fi, not fact. Bible-believers know the secret of life's success on this planet.

No Exclusions

The biggest lesson learned from evolution is that the theory keeps evolving. It's had more facelifts than any aging actress. What you believe is your decision, but if you don't follow along, they'll portray you (and all who get born again) as some sap who believes the devil put dinosaurs here. We don't deny dinosaurs, but is there any proof for abiogenesis?

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Don't Tell Me We're Lucky Don't Tell Me You Love Me Night Ranger
No Exclusions No Excuses Alice in Chains


Dweebs / Turn to Luke



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Released in late April, our eighth single of 2017 spoofs two bands that epitomized the 80's.

Dweebs

Any Christian who's being realistic right now knows he'd never be good enough in God's eyes without Christ inside, but he'll never be good enough in man's eyes with Christ inside. You can't run around with a John 3:16 shirt on and expect non-Christians to get up and applaud. If you're looking for approval, you'll have to wait till judgment day.

Turn to Luke

The road from Jerusalem to Jericho was notoriously dangerous. You could start off in the prime of your life and still be DOA when it was over. Travelers had to watch out every minute for bandits ready to jump them. This is the story of one of the lucky ones who survived such an attack, thanks to a good Samaritan, something once considered an oxymoron.

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Dweebs Dreams Van Halen
Turn to Luke Turn Me Loose Loverboy


Lethargy / Phony Ol' Lie



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Released in early April, our seventh single of 2017 spoofs two artists who launched in the 70's and rocketed to superstardom in the 80's.

Lethargy

Some folks go to bed long after dark yet still spend their days in a spiritual sleepwalk. Don't you be like that! "Awake, sleeper, and arise from the dead, and Christ will shine on you" (Ephesians 5:14). Are you already up? Then stop dragging your feet and start making some noise. Let's wake up the neighbors! Why are we waiting? They need to know!

Phony Ol' Lie

They call it "New Age" this time around, but it's as old as Eden. A certain serpent's been telling mankind ever since that we could become gods whenever we wanted. Find Genesis 3 and check it out. The only way to regain the peace, love and happiness we lost back then is through Christ. What if He came knocking again tonight? Would you open up?

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Lethargy Refugee Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers
Phony Ol' Lie Lonely Ol' Night John Cougar Mellencamp


Selling the Dogma / Role Never Changes



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Released in mid-March, our sixth single of 2017 features parodies of hits by two American bands -- one from the 70's and one from the 90's.

Selling the Dogma

Have you taken your dogma for a walk lately? You'll have critics all over you as fast as lightning if you try to have a black-and-white discussion about morality in this world that worships the beauty of gray. There are even many Christian brothers unaware of the essentials of the faith throwing proper doctrine out with the bathwater.

Role Never Changes

There's wrestling involved in spiritual life (Eph. 6:12), but Jesus and Satan don't switch roles every now and then like WWE tough guys -- lucky for you! Only the strong survive, and you can't fight this battle without Christ. Satan is a liar and a murderer; Jesus is the Truth and the life. When He knocks (Rev. 3:20), don't let Him go, or you'll take it on the chin.

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Selling the Dogma Selling the Drama Live
Role Never Changes Roll with the Changes REO Speedwagon


Noah Man / Makes Me Cranky



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Released in early March, our fifth single of 2017 spoofs two huge hits (by two huge bands) released within six months of each other in the mid-60's.

Noah Man

Noah's neighbors may have mocked him, but they were the ones who didn't know enough to come in out of the rain, for no one outside his family asked to join in his venture. Yes, it is possible they asked once the flood started, but you can't do that. In the end, they learned the fool in the hull of that big boat knew something they didn't.

Makes Me Cranky

Though Joseph had many, many brothers, his family life wasn't all peace and good and brotherhood. He was a ball of fire, but they saw him as a ball and chain. Their dad used Joseph to spy on how his other children behaved, which wouldn't have mattered if they'd had nothing to hide. Before long, they'd be getting together to do something to him.

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Noah Man Nowhere Man The Beatles
Makes Me Cranky Hanky Panky Tommy James & the Shondells


Feels Like in First John / Leviticus Can't Be Done



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Released in mid-February, our fourth single of 2017 spoofs the hit debut singles of two rock bands formed in New York City — one in the 70's and one in the 90's.

Feels Like in First John

Gnostics can range from one to another extreme (self-denial or sensuality) but they all say you will need to know certain inside information to achieve salvation. We've seen it before; it happens all the time. Take a little time to think things over: it's knowing Christ, not knowledge itself, that saves us and enables us to know we have eternal life.

Leviticus Can't Be Done

Many Galatians believed through Paul's preaching, but later the Church developed a rapidly expanding pocket full of Christianized legalists. Their salvation and Paul's were based on two premises that were diametrically opposed. One little misstep and you're guilty of the whole Law. How could you want that when you know you could have grace?

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Feels Like in First John Feels Like the First Time Foreigner
Leviticus Can't Be Done Little Miss Can't Be Wrong Spin Doctors


Lapel Pin



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While supplies last, we're sending an ApologetiX lapel pin to fans who make a donation of $25 or more. These custom lapel pins are 1.5" long and made of black nickel die-cast metal and hard enamel with double butterfly-clutch pin backs. Please use the donate button in this section, because it will tell us that you want the lapel pin.

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USB Flash Drive



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Our customized USB flash drives include the complete ApologetiX library on MP3 (all 72 CDs plus parodies and rarities we've released that aren't on CD). That's 32 years of music and about 800 parodies. They're write-enabled, so you can add more music to them if and when you get future ApX downloads.

These twister-style USB drives are silver and black with the classic ApologetiX logo on both sides. The silver part twists open to reveal the drive or closed to protect it for storage or transport. They're about 2 inches long and hold 16 GB. The MP3s are organized into folders for easy identification.

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Ground Shook Here / Learning Blasphemies



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Released in early February, our third single of 2017 spoofs hits by two British groups from the early 70's and 80's.

Ground Shook Here

Dathan and Abiram weren't happy with Moses and complained that he got the glory while others did the dirty work. But Numbers 16 would be the last time he or any of their neighbors would hear from them. In the aftermath of the ensuing earthquake, they went down in the hole and literally found themselves between a rock and a hard place.

Learning Blasphemies

Many of America's oldest universities began as Christian schools, but if you preached the Good News at 10 of 'em now, could you get an "amen" at one? Somehow we doubt it. You can't talk anymore about biblical inerrancy at many seminaries! Those aren't isolated cases. If a divinity school trains students to disavow the divine after orientation, look out!

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Ground Shook Here Brown Sugar The Rolling Stones
Learning Blasphemies Turning Japanese The Vapors


Confiscated / Remember (Lot's Wife)



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Released in late January, our second single of 2017 spoofs takes us to the mid-90's and early-2000's.

Confiscated

Despite gradually losing grip on his throne, King Saul wouldn't let go or concede the election to David, even though God did the electing. As for David, he wasn't about to keep holding on where he was unwanted, so he went mobile, joining the Philistines. To find out what happened next, listen here and read 1 Sam. 27-31, if it's not too much to ask.

Remember (Lot's Wife)

Luke 17:32 is one of the Bible's shortest verses (three words in most translations - no more, no less). Fittingly, it's about not wasting time looking back at the world you knew, because Christ could come at any time to take you to your next homecoming. That's heavy stuff, and we ought to listen lest we exceed our daily dosage of salt, like Lot's wife.

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Confiscated Complicated Avril Lavigne
Remember (Lot's Wife) December Collective Soul


Doubt Is Not Allowed / I Feel the Earth Proves



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Released in early January, our first single of 2017 spoofs 70's superstars with capital K's.

Doubt Is Not Allowed

With God all things are possible, so it's no sin to have great expectations (getting wisdom, walking on water, moving mountains, living forever) if they're in keeping with His will. But doubt is a destroyer of all those things (James 1:6; Matt. 14:31, 21:21; John 8:24), a parasite that feeds on fear and sucks the joy out of being alive. You've got to choose.

I Feel the Earth Proves

Despite war, crime, injustice, and hatred, people believe in humanity yet doubt God. Go up on the roof and look way over yonder at the sun, moon, and stars so far away (Psalm 19:1). The beautiful wonders of earth and sky clearly show His handiwork, leaving man without excuse (Romans 1:20). We ought to give the glory to Him before it's too late.

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Doubt Is Not Allowed Shout It Out Loud KISS
I Feel the Earth Proves I Feel the Earth Move Carole King


Speech Police / Sinning Will



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Released in mid-December, our 25th single of 2016 spoofs late-70's power-pop and late-60's jazz-rock.

Speech Police

Speak the truth, but don't be cruel. Remember when that was enough? Nowadays, people get all shook up about the slightest slight, and political correctness is the way of the world. Many surrender their freedom of speech rather than have their voices silenced. The media fans the flames, always on the lookout for a new controversy. Ain't that a shame?

Sinning Will

No matter what you're tempted by, it's all just variations on the same theme. Sin can make you feel very happy for a season (Heb. 11:25), and we all go through our smiling phases sometimes (Rom. 3:23). But the wages of sin is death (Rom. 6:23), and when you die you can't go down gambling on the false notion that good works can save you (Eph. 2:8).

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Speech Police Dream Police Cheap Trick
Sinning Will Spinning Wheel Blood, Sweat & Tears


Grandma Got Won Over by a Stranger / God's Child in the City



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Released in early December, our 24th single of 2016 adds to our Christmas catalog with parodies of a pair of one-hit wonders from the 70's and 80's.

Grandma Got Won Over by a Stranger

Most Christians have relatives who'd rather get run over by a reindeer than come to Christ. Thankfully, God put believing family members in their lives to pray for them. But sometimes it takes someone outside the family to lead them to the Lord (Mark 6:4), as in this song. Beware: This grandmama is rough around the edges, not smooth!

God's Child in the City

As the gilded pages of the Bible show, Jesus arrived in the nick of time (Romans 5:6-8). Although we've retold the classic Nativity story a number of times from a number of angles, this song will help remind you where to find it (Luke 2:1-20). Meanwhile, the manger reminds us that Christ is available even to black sheep and stubborn donkeys.

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Grandma Got Won Over by a Stranger Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer Elmo & Patsy
God's Child in the City Hot Child in the City Nick Gilder


ApologetiX Songbook

NEW EDITION - JUST RELEASED - INCLUDES 200 NEW SONGS
Complete ApologetiX Songbook 1992-2020
(Interactive PDF)

Lyrics to every song on every CD and download from 1993-2020

Special features:

- indexed by title, original song, original artist, subject, and Bible verse
- each song's page has icons showing what albums it appears on
- each song's page has a commentary from lyricist J. Jackson
- each album's page includes liner notes and track listing
- print any pages you like or use for slides in church
- photos from ApologetiX's debut concert in 1992
- discography of out-of-print cassettes
- downloadable in PDF format

New features in this edition:

- all song commentaries from J. Jackson updated and expanded
- also indexed by year when original song spoofed was a hit
- J.'s original handwritten rough lyrics to 40 ApX classics
- scads of photos from ApX 25th-anniversary concerts
- list of 40 ApX parodies most likely to be redone
- over 200 new parodies and journal entries
- list of the first ApX concerts in each state
- six new full-length feature articles
- DVD discography and synopses
- never-before-seen rare photos
- lyrics for over 700 parodies
- over 1000 pages!

Interactive features:

- click on any page number in indexes or TOC to go to that page
- click on any album icon to go to its liner notes and track listings
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Play It Again, Samson (with program)
2023
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Hairy Star Highway Star Deep Purple
I Know a Riddle I Know a Little Lynyrd Skynyrd
Brush Tush ZZ Top
Samson & Delilah Afternoon Delight Starland Vocal Band
You Just Might Need Kung Fu You Make My Dreams Daryl Hall and John Oates
Quizzical Physical Olivia Newton-John
Play Fair, Delilah Hey There Delilah Plain White T's
Get the Barber Started Get the Party Started Pink
Clip It Whip It Devo
Take My Guest Away Take My Breath Away Berlin
Someone Shaved My Locks Tonight Someone Saved My Light Tonight Elton John
Enter Samson Enter Sandman Metallica
Just a Big Galoot/I Ain't Got No Buddies Just a Gigolo/I Ain't Got Nobody David Lee Roth


Just Reword
2023
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Try Another Town Tie Your Mother Down Queen
Over the Hill Overkill Men at Work
Laughed At Black Cat Janet Jackson
For All the gods I've Loved Before To All the Girls I've Loved Before Julio Iglesias & Willie Nelson
A Wider Shape of Whale A Whiter Shade of Pale Procol Harum
Something Goes Wrong Something So Strong Crowded House
Timothy Misery Soul Asylum
Pretty Dried Up Pretty Tied Up Guns N' Roses
Matthew 9 I Feel Fine The Beatles
You Can Call Weird Al You Can Call Me Al Paul Simon
In the Afterlife In the Air Tonight Phil Collins
Yes Today Yesterday The Beatles


Septuagint
2023
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Septuagint Do It Again Steely Dan
Yonder Island Thunder Island Jay Ferguson
Violent Girl Island Girl Elton John
Humble or You'll Stumble Bungle in the Jungle Jethro Tull
Sad Today in the Dark Saturday in the Park Chicago
Ask God Let's Go The Cars
30 Days in a Row 30 Days in the Hole Humble Pie
Itchin' to Hide Hitchin' a Ride Vanity Fare
Sadducees Can't You See The Marshall Tucker Band
I Rewrite the Songs I Write the Songs Barry Manilow
Abraham Amazed Maybe I'm Amazed Paul McCartney & Wings
Riders from the Lord Riders on the Storm The Doors


Eclectic
2023
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Everyone's a Sinner Every 1's a Winner Hot Chocolate
Ezra Pressure Billy Joel
Elijah's Lament Fire and Rain James Taylor
Every Day About You Everything About You Ugly Kid Joe
E.Z.Kiel Suzie Q. Creedence Clearwater Revival
Every Crown Has Its Thorns Every Rose Has Its Thorn Poison
Eight Ways to Be Eight Days a Week The Beatles
Ease Your Burden Beast of Burden The Rolling Stones
Elizabeth's Song In Your Room The Bangles
Eve of Instruction Eve of Destruction Barry McGuire
Everybody Can Come to Christ Everybody Have Fun Tonight Wang Chung


Vision Gets Clearer as We Get Closer
2022
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Once Livin' Twice Died Once Bitten Twice Shy Great White
The Devil Incites Devil Inside INXS
Slow to Wrath Photograph Def Leppard
Greed River Green River Creedence Clearwater Revival
Greetings from PNC Park, PA Hungry Heart Bruce Springsteen
Gain in Vain (Can't Buy Me) Train in Vain (Stand by Me) The Clash
The Boys Aren't Backin' Down The Boys Are Back in Town Thin Lizzy
Bad Citizen Bad Medicine Bon Jovi
Can't Let the Crowd in My Head Can't Get It Out of My Head ELO
Death Beth Kiss
God and I Know Cotton Eye Joe Rednex
Why Wait? I'll Wait Van Halen
Lightning Flashes Lightning Crashes Live


Kinda Stuffy
2022
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All That Stuff's in There to Remind Me Always Something There to Remind Me Naked Eyes
Every Step to Take Every Breath You Take The Police
Lost and Found Round and Round Ratt
A Few Who Have Skill A View to a Kill Duran Duran
You Simply Write Down (My Directions) You Spin Me Round (Like a Record) Dead or Alive
969 Summer of '69 Bryan Adams
Rebuild This City We Built This City Starship
H.R. Pufnstuf Tuff Enuff The Fabulous Thunderbirds
Jesus (Sermon on the Mount) Venus Bananarama
I Think We're in Rome Now I Think We're Alone Now Tiffany
Heaven's Gonna Lift You Up Never Gonna Give You Up Rick Astley
Sin Can Be Resistible Simply Irresistible Robert Palmer
You've Got to Write Stuff You Got It (The Right Stuff) New Kids on the Block


Rock's In Their Heads
2022
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Telescoper Under My Wheels Alice Cooper
Fold Your Tent Up Hold Your Head Up Argent
Sabbath Day's Quite Alright for Nice Things Saturday Night's Alright for Fighting Elton John
The Real Need The Real Me The Who
Heir of Our God Hair of the Dog Nazareth
Good Comin' from Bad Good Lovin' Gone Bad Bad Company
God Can Do Katmandu Bob Seger
Lord Is Alive (Paul Before Agrippa) Love Is Alive Gary Wright
Ego Scuffle Lido Shuffle Boz Scaggs
Acts 20 Black Betty Ram Jam
Imagine How He Loves Us Imaginary Lover Atlanta Rhythm Section
I Was Made for Revenue I Was Made for Lovin' You Kiss
Good Works Don't Good Girls Don't The Knack


Come See, Come Saw
2022
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If You Really Wanna Get to Heaven If You Wanna Get to Heaven Ozark Mountain Daredevils
Galilee (The Man with the Withered Hand) Valerie Steve Winwood
Don't Scoff Don't Stop Fleetwood Mac
The Giver of Dreams The River of Dreams Billy Joel
Eli's Callin' Eli's Comin' Three Dog Night
Toughened Up Tuff Enuff The Fabulous Thunderbirds
They Didn't Believe Her Daydream Believer The Monkees
I'm Too Stressed I'm Too Sexy Right Said Fred
Come to Corinthians Karma Chameleon Culture Club
Learning Love Burning Love Elvis Presley
Enjoy the Science Enjoy the Silence Depeche Mode
Galilee (The Land of the Risen Man) Valleri The Monkees


Apolog80s: Back from the Future
2021
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Runnin' Down the Drain Runnin' Down a Dream Tom Petty
Like Piranha Fish My Prerogative Bobby Brown
Signora Pilate's Dream Your Wildest Dreams The Moody Blues
I Don't Need to See Miracles All I Need is a Miracle Mike + The Mechanics
Second Corinthians Never Surrender Corey Hart
To Wait for the Bride Too Late for Goodbyes Julian Lennon
I Can't Go Back I Can't Hold Back Survivor
Plagues Legs ZZ Top
Select Me After You Electric Avenue Eddy Grant
She Got Away She's Got a Way Billy Joel
Humble Heart Hungry Heart Bruce Springsteen
School of Ours Boulevard Jackson Browne


Never Before, but Then Again...
2021
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Job's Counselors Ghostbusters Ray Parker, Jr.
If You Believe If You Leave Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark
Trumpet Sound Funkytown Pseudo Echo
Arrogant Queen Caribbean Queen Billy Ocean
Oppression Obsession Animotion
Something of Value Something About You Level 42
Word Of Word Up! Cameo
He Hears Me Be Near Me ABC
I Can Read About You I Can Dream About You Dan Hartman
Sorry All the Time Party All the Time Eddie Murphy
Psalm 19 All I Need Jack Wagner
Let's Show All the Way Let's Go All the Way Sly Fox


Get Rich Quick
2021
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Parrseverance St. Elmo's Fire (Man in Motion) John Parr
Two Spies Too Shy Kajagoogoo
Die Without His Grace Eyes Without a Face Billy Idol
Great White Lie (Abraham & Abimelech) Break My Stride Matthew Wilder
Strive Drive The Cars
Amazing Acts Maniac Michael Sembello
Train Them Up Before They Grow-Grow Make It Big Wham!
Talk to Doctors Doctor! Doctor! Thompson Twins
Karma's Convenient Karma Chameleon Culture Club
Where's Ten Girls West End Girls Pet Shop Boys
Spoken Things Broken Wings Mr. Mister
Change Your Tone Danger Zone Kenny Loggins


Overdue Books
2020
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Coming with Age Coming of Age Damn Yankees
Daniel's Visions Double Vision Foreigner
The Promised One Der Kommissar After the Fire
Miriam Girl XXX's and OOO's (An American Girl) Trisha Yearwood
Burly for You Burnin' for You Blue yster Cult
Sermon in a Love Song Heard It In a Love Song The Marshall Tucker Band
Isaiah 9-1-2 I Got A Line on You Spirit
Thessalonians Letters Things Can Only Get Better Howard Jones
Lonesome Leper Lonesome Loser The Little River Band
If You Don't Look at Numbers Rikki Don't Lose That Number Steely Dan
All You Need Is Done All You Need Is Love The Beatles


Decent Alternative
2020
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Quite a God What I Got Sublime
Hey Philistines Hey Jealousy Gin Blossoms
Birdie in Thy Hand Burden In My Hand Soundgarden
Even Though Even Flow Pearl Jam
Mr. Don't Mr. Jones Counting Crows
Celebrity Kin Celebrity Skin Hole
Seven Romans Every Morning Sugar Ray
If I Could Only See If You Could Only See Tonic
Rippin' Out a Whole Lot of Favorite Parts Trippin' on a Hole in a Paper Heart Stone Temple Pilots
Get Serene Glycerine Bush
Good Trend Girlfriend Matthew Sweet
God Speaks Don't Speak No Doubt


Braggadocious
2020
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Straight On Through Break On Through The Doors
Braggin' and Lyin' Draggin' the Line Tommy James
Don't You Want the Baby Dont't You Want Me The Human League
Cleaned-Up Heart Queen of Hearts Juice Newton
All My Letters All My Loving The Beatles
Lamentations Song Ramble On Led Zeppelin
Let's All Praise Dance Hall Days Wang Chung
Brag on the Lord All Day Bang the Drum All Day Todd Rundgren
(Don't Fear) The People (Don't Fear) The Reaper Blue yster Cult
You Ain't Been Nothing Yet You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet Bachman-Turner Overdrive
Learn Some Deuteronomy Pour Some Sugar on Me Def Leppard
Lemonade Renegade Styx


Alien Invasion
2020
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Mr. Uzziah Mr. Blue Sky ELO
Come On, I'll Lead Come On Eileen Dexys Midnight Runners
Flew Off the Handle Too Hot to Handle UFO
Stressin' Out Steppin' Out Joe Jackson
You Fleshly Thing You Sexy Thing Hot Chocolate
Book of Life Walk of Life Dire Straits
Temple Physician Pinball Wizard Elton John
The Ballad of Peter Plungin' Ahead The Ballad of Peter Pumpkinhead XTC
Bartholomew Bark At the Moon Ozzy Osbourne
Girl Got Religion Girls Got Rhythm AC/DC
Apologetics Come and Get It Badfinger
Glad It's Over Glad All Over The Dave Clark Five


Prehysterical
2020
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Back Talk Black Dog Led Zeppelin
Bethany Jeopardy The Greg Kihn Band
Xerxes' Song Mississippi Queen Mountain
Go Witness Roll with It Steve Winwood
This Team's Extreme Christine Sixteen KISS
A Foolhardy Song Authority Song John Cougar Mellencamp
You're All Like Troglodytes You're All I've Got Tonight The Cars
Trilobite Love Bye Bye Love The Cars
You Can Be Free Now Who Can it Be Now? Men at Work
Zekey's Start-Up Ziggy Stardust David Bowie
Let Me Sit Next to Messiah Fire The Jimi Hendrix Experience
Some Signs and Wonders Follow Some Kind of Wonderful Grand Funk


Conspiracy No. 56
2019
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Your Money Don't Last Your Mama Don't Dance Loggins and Messina
I Want a New Covenant I Want a New Drug Huey Lewis & The News
Little Youth Group Little Deuce Coupe The Beach Boys
Still His Name Still the Same Bob Seger
Something from Nothing Nothing from Nothing Billy Preston
Romans 1:20 Running on Empty Jackson Browne
That's Unbelief Bad Company Bad Company
Don't You Be Like That Don't Do Me Like That Tom Petty and the Hearbreakers
Great Tongues of Fire Great Balls of Fire Jerry Lee Lewis
Midlife Confession Midnight Confessions The Grass Roots
Do You Know What I Dreamed? Do You Know What I Mean Lee Michaels
James Jane Jefferson Starship


Sandwich Platter
2019
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Broke a Loaf of Bread Locomotive Breath Jethro Tull
Mephibosheth The B**** is Back Elton John
Jewish Farm Junior's Farm Wings
Eve Looks Back Landslide Fleetwood Mac
Isaiah 55 I Can't Drive 55 Sammy Hagar
Bold As Christ Cold As Ice Foreigner
Back in the Battle Back in the Saddle Aerosmith
Full of Yourself (Distinguished Young Man) Fooling Yourself (The Angry Young Man) Styx
(Check Out) The Book The Look Roxette
Go Home with the Prodigal Son Take the Money and Run The Steve Miller Band
Stay Deceased Stay with Me Faces
A Day in the Loaf (2019) A Day in the Life The Beatles


Double Take
2019
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Take the Wrong Way Home Take the Long Way Home Supertramp
Taken Up Shake it Up The Cars
Turn Up the Ray of Hope Turn Up the Radio Autograph
That's Saul That's All Genesis
She's Not Dead She's Not There The Zombies
Call Me the Priest Call Me the Breeze Lynyrd Skynyrd
Busted God's Laws Must of Got Lost The J. Geils Band
Marry Mary Mary Mary The Monkees
Once We're Over the Line One Toke Over the Line Brewer & Shipley
The Wonder of Christmas I Wish Stevie Wonder
A Loan for You All Over You Live
Read Isaiah Green Eyed Lady Sugarloaf


That's Too Bad
2018
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Bad Foreign Girls Fat Bottomed Girls Queen
She's Got Cooties She's a Beauty The Tubes
Dumb Questions Come Dancing The Kinks
Embarrassing Moments American Woman The Guess Who
Soakin' in the Lord's Book Smokin' in the Boys Room Brownsville Station
The War in You The Warrior Scandal featuring Patty Smyth
Bad Things for a Good Time Nothin' but a Good Time Poison
It's a Long Way to the Dock (If You Wanna Stop in It's a Long Way to the Top (If You Wanna Rock 'n' Roll) AC/DC
Everybody Burps Everybody Hurts REM
Campaign to Jehovah Champagne Supernova Oasis
Bible O'Really Baba O'Riley The Who
On the Road, Away from Home Take Me Home, Country Roads John Denver
Steelers Make it Tough Feel Like Makin' Love Bad Company


Nichey
2018
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You're Really Godly You Really Got Me Van Halen
(I Just) Died and Arose (I Just) Died in Your Arms Cutting Crew
Nabal Was a Mean Guy In the Meantime Spacehog
Handle With Prayer Handle with Care The Traveling Wilburys
Can't Fight This Kneeling Can't Fight This Feeling REO Speedwagon
No More Mr. Wise Guy No More Mr. Nice Guy Alice Cooper
Crossloads Crossroads Cream
The Jews' Lost Hero Juke Box Hero Foreigner
Place of Grace Ace of Spades Motorhead
Some Doubt Sundown Gordon Lightfoot
L.S.F. Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds Elton John
The Very Last City Paradise City Guns N' Roses


I Know You Are but What Am I?
2018
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Head Over Here Head Over Heels Tears for Fears
Ignorant Song Immigrant Song Led Zeppelin
Triune Godhead (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction The Rolling Stones
Casket Place Basket Case Green Day
Babel Babel Rebel Rebel David Bowie
Going to Forget Our Bad Deeds Don't You (Forget About Me) Simple Minds
Grass So Green Vasoline Stone Temple Pilots
Straight Street Mainstreet Bob Seger
Can't Buy Free Love Can't Buy Me Love The Beatles
You Gotta Go You Oughta Know Alanis Morissette
An Old King in the New Age Anarchy in the U.K. The Sex Pistols
Selfish Sheep Self Esteem The Offspring


Xit Ego Lopa
2017
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Ha-Bakk Get Back the Beatles
No Exclusions No Excuses Alice in Chains
You Might Stink You Might Think The Cars
Show Us the Way Go All the Way The Raspberries
Man Born to Scale theMountain Man on the SilverMountain Rainbow
Free Indeed T.N.T. AC/DC
Nain Name Goo Goo Dolls
You're Mad at What? No Matter What Badfinger
Paranormal Destroyer The Kinks
Once You See Truth, You Can't Unsee It What's the Frequency, Kenneth? REM
You Made Me, So There You Have Me You've Made Me So Very Happy Blood, Sweat & Tears
Maybe Madonna Lady Madonna the Beatles
Known from the Beginning Beginnings Chicago


From Hair to Eternity
2017
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Turn to Luke Turn Me Loose Loverboy
No One Likes You No One Like You The Scorpions
Works Words Missing Persons
Don't Tell Me We're Lucky Don't Tell Me You Love Me Night Ranger
Thankfully Faithfully Journey
Pick It Up Lick It Up KISS
Born in the Jewish Faith Born in the U.S.A. Bruce Springsteen
Boys Are Scary Voices Carry 'Til Tuesday
Expected to Love Addicted to Love Robert Palmer
Dweebs Dreams Van Halen
You Give Up on Bad Days You Give Love a Bad Name Bon Jovi
Talk Daily to Me Talk Dirty to Me Poison


Zebraic
2017
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Remember (Lot's Wife) December Collective Soul
Confiscated Complicated Avril Lavigne
Ground Shook Here Brown Sugar The Rolling Stones
Learning Blasphemies Turning Japanese The Vapors
Feels Like in First John Feels like the First Time Foreigner
Leviticus Can't Be Done Little Miss Can't Be Wrong The Spin Doctors
Noah Man Nowhere Man The Beatles
Makes Me Cranky Hanky Panky Tommy James & the Shondells
Selling the Dogma Selling the Drama Live
Role Never Changes Roll with the Changes REO Speedwagon
Lethargy Refugee Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers
Phony Ol' Lie Lonely Ol' Night John Cougar Mellencamp


Very Vicarious
2017

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Tasty Plants The Safety Dance Men Without Hats
Can We Drive Our Sins Too Far? 25 or 6 to 4 Chicago
God's Presence (Christ in Your Life) Good Riddance (Time of Your Life) Green Day
Child of God Shining Star Earth, Wind & Fire
Tried to Find Lots of Ways Drivin' My Life Away Eddie Rabbitt
Outnumbered Down Under Men at Work
Good King Good Thing Fine Young Cannibals
Speech Police Dream Police Cheap Trick
Sinning Will Spinning Wheel Blood, Sweat & Tears
Grandma Got Won Over by a Stranger Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer Elmo & Patsy
God's Child in the City Hot Child in the City Nick Gilder
Doubt is Not Allowed Shout it Out Loud KISS
I Feel the Earth Proves I Feel the Earth Move Carole King


Only a Glorified Cover Band
2016

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Message in the Bible Message in a Bottle the Police
Cunning is the Devil Running with the Devil Van Halen
There Are Wolves Among Us Werewolves of London Warren Zevon
Holy Land Hold My Hand Hootie & the Blowfish
HardLabor Heartbreaker Led Zeppelin
Living, Loving Faith (Please Just Don't Worry) Living Loving Maid (She's Just a Woman) Led Zeppelin
Doubter Daughter Pearl Jam
Blabbed Through the Phone Bad to the Bone George Thorogood & the Destroyers
God's Zealot Godzilla Blue yster Cult
The Bible Countdown The Final Countdown Europe
The Sound of Sirens The Sound of Silence Disturbed
Clothing Time Closing Time Semisonic
Bob Dylan Godzilla Blue yster Cult


Quilt
2016

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Bought by the Egyptians Walk Like an Egyptian The Bangles
Beggars Feet Baker Street Gerry Rafferty
Lotsa Versions Like a Virgin Madonna
Nightmare Waiting Right Here Waiting Richard Marx
The Books God Made Youre Mockin These Boots Are Made for Walkin Nancy Sinatra
Barak & Deborah Abracadabra Steve Miller Band
Killing My Suffering with His Son Killing Me Softly with His Song Roberta Flack
Easter Easy The Commodores
All You Gotta Do All I Wanna Do Sheryl Crow
Romantic Letter The Letter The Box Tops
Garden My Heart Harden My Heart Quarterflash
Youve Got a Text Youve Got a Friend James Taylor


Minor League
2016

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Hosea Josie Steely Dan
It's Still Got the Joel you Need It's Still Rock and Roll to Me Billy Joel
Amos Layla Derek and the Dominos
Obed-edom, Obadiah Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da The Beatles
Man on the Run Band on the Run Paul McCartney & Wings
Micah Rock On David Essex
What's in Nahum What's Your Name Lynyrd Skynyrd
Reading Habakkuk Radioactive The Firm
Cousin Zephaniah Cuts Like a Knife Bryan Adams
Haggai Led the Way Baby, I Love Your Way Peter Frampton
The Man They Call Zechariah Magic Carpet Ride Steppenwolf
Malachi Abacab Genesis


Doves in Snakes' Clothing
2016

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Cstly Trth Dr. Feelgood Mtley Cre
Try and Try Again Flying High Again Ozzy Osbourne
A Fool Can Sound Intelligent Fooled Around and Fell in Love Elvin Bishop
I Can't Escape I Can't Explain The Who
Lily-White Boy Dirty White Boy Foreigner
Jephthah You Needed Just What I Needed The Cars
Complain Cocaine Eric Clapton
Brash, Impulsive Brass in Pocket The Pretenders
Rose Up Roller April Wine
Manifold Centerfold The J. Geils Band
Hell is Warmer L.A. Woman The Doors
Schoolhouse (for Prophets) School's Out Alice Cooper


You Can't Say Euphrates Without the 80's
2015

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I Dealt with You I Melt with You Modern English
Could He Choose You Goody Two Shoes Adam Ant
Nicky Mickey Toni Basil
I Love Apostle Paul I Love Rock 'n' Roll Joan Jett & the Blackhearts
Strange Cat, But ... Stray Cat Strut The Stray Cats
Christ's Wedding White Wedding Billy Idol
Keep on Loving Ruth Keep on Loving You REO Speedwagon
Iran (So Far Away) I Ran (So Far Away) A Flock of Seagulls
I Went in the Stream Islands in the Stream Kenny Rogers & Dolly Parton
Anteater Maneater Hall & Oates
Faithless Love Tainted Love Soft Cell
Separate Days (to Worship God) Separate Ways (Worlds Apart) Journey


Play Nice
2015
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He Spoke The Stroke Billy Squier
Act Selfless Black Velvet Alannah Myles
Desperate Queen Dancing Queen ABBA
Psalms Come True Song Sung Blue Neil Diamond
We Got the Feet We Got the Beat The Go-Go's
Sheba She Bop Cyndi Lauper
Tufftumbling Tubthumping Chumbawamba
Patients Patience Guns N' Roses
Drop Your Knife and Hurry, Man Rock You Like a Hurricane The Scorpions
Unfinished Job Unskinny Bop Poison
Talking Inner Peace Talking in Your Sleep The Romantics
To Be Rebuked To Be with You Mr. Big


Music Is As Music Does
2015

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Come on, Heal the Boy Cum on Feel the Noize Quiet Riot
God of Peace Peaceful Easy Feeling The Eagles
Stone Him Rough Stone in Love Journey
Jesus and Moses Heat of the Moment Asia
Sa-Maria My Maria B.W. Stevenson
Resist Him Rhiannon Fleetwood Mac
Let's End the Fight Together Let's Spend the Night Together The Rolling Stones
Addicted to Christ Ticket to Ride The Beatles
A Source with No Name A Horse with No Name America
Be Like David Was Feel Like Makin' Love Bad Company
Pharaoh-noid Paranoid Black Sabbath
Fight for Your Right to Parody Fight for Your Right to Party The Beastie Boys


Easter Standard Time
2015
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Hosanna Rosanna Toto
One of These Guys One of These Nights The Eagles
I'll Prepare for You I'll Be There for You The Rembrandts
Although None Could Watch an Hour All Along the Watchtower Jimi Hendrix
Last Night Last Kiss Pearl Jam
Too Much Grime on My Hands Too Much Time on My Hands Styx
I Have to Die First Eye of the Tiger Survivor
Too Wicked for Paradise Two Tickets to Paradise Eddie Money
Cemetery Came Alive Semi-Charmed Life Third Eye Blind
Huge Slumber Party Use Somebody Kings of Leon
Magdalena Macarena Los Del Rio
One Headline One Headlight The Wallflowers
Emmaus Shambala Three Dog Night
Scars Cars Gary Numan
Didn't Just Die Live and Let Die Paul McCartney & Wings
Died and Rose China Grove The Doobie Brothers
You May Be Bright You May Be Right Billy Joel


Unconditional Releases
2014
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Servin' the Father Surfin' Safari The Beach Boys
Set Him Free Let it Be The Beatles
Another One Died for Us Another One Bites the Dust Queen
Bad Case of Leprosy Bad Case of Lovin' You Robert Palmer
Herman's Sermon I'm Henry VIII, I Am Herman's Hermits
Feelin' Stronger in the Faith Feelin' Stronger Every Day Chicago
Must Seem Silly Mustang Sally The Commitments
Seek Out God to Be Free People Got to Be Free The Rascals
Grinch Girl Rich Girl Hall & Oates
Hanukkah Hot Stuff Donna Summer
The Whole Darn Roof Leaks Hold on Loosely 38 Special
Offer Your Prayer Scarborough Fair/Canticle Simon & Garfunkel


Apoplectic
2014
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Come for Some Cumbersome Seven Mary Three
Proving My Religion Losing My Religion REM
God's Own Son Black Hole Sun Soundgarden
Aaronic Ironic Alanis Morissette
Better Than Exorcism Good Better Than Ezra
One More Wall Wonderwall Oasis
Bathwater Backwater The Meat Puppets
God Knows You've Tried Slide The Goo Goo Dolls
This Is from Paul This is a Call The Foo Fighters
Comeback Comedown Bush
One of Us Indeed One of Us Joan Osborne
Matching Punches Bullet with Butterfly Wings Smashing Pumpkins
Under the Breath Under the Bridge Red Hot Chili Peppers


Loaded 45s
2014
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Goodnews Footloose Kenny Loggins
Talk and I'll Walk Crocodile Rock Elton John
Fly Like Ezekiel Fly Like An Eagle Steve Miller Band
Hell Smells Hells Bells AC/DC
We're Not Goin' to Canaan We're Not Gonna Take It Twisted Sister
Let's Redo the Music Listen to the Music Doobie Brothers
You're So Plain You're So Vain Carly Simon
These Streams These Dreams Heart
Old Man Soul Man Sam & Dave
Fearful Vehicle The Ides of March
Take Jude Hey Jude the Beatles
Hit 'em with Your Slingshot Hit Me With Your Best Shot Pat Benatar


Singles Group
2014

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Brush Tush ZZ Top
Cousin Zephaniah Cuts Like a Knife Bryan Adams
Such Impressive Loving Smart Close Friends Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band The Beatles
With Little Help from My Friends With a Little Help from My Friends The Beatles
Devil Fell Rebel Yell Billy Idol
Calling Dr. Luke Calling Dr. Love KISS
Rollin' in the Yeast Reelin' in the Years Steely Dan
I Want That Crown I Won't Back Down Tom Petty
Flirtin' with the Pastor Flirtin' with Disaster Molly Hatchet
Jezebel Just a Girl No Doubt
Some Sign from Above Sunshine of Your Love Cream
Communion Ain't Just Bread Now Communication Breakdown Led Zeppelin
Gimme Helper Gimme Shelter the Rolling Stones


Handheld Messiah
2013

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Messiah Desire U2
Virgin Urgent Foreigner
Cut-Rate Hotel Heartbreak Hotel Elvis Presley
Child King Wild Thing Tone Lōc
Mary's Got a Son Janie's Got a Gun Aerosmith
One Night in Bethlehem One Night in Bangkok Murray Head
Christ in the Stable Cats in the Cradle Harry Chapin
Excuse Me, Pal, It's Christmastime Purple Haze Jimi Hendrix
Nice Iced Pavement Ice Ice Baby Vanilla Ice
Wise Men Still Can't Help Falling in Love Elvis Presley
We Didn't Start Messiah We Didn't Start the Fire Billy Joel


Apologetix Classics - Christmas
2013
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Micah No. 5 Mambo No. 5 Lou Bega
December 5 or 6 B.C. December 1963 (Oh What a Night) The Four Seasons
Hotel Can't Afford Ya Hotel California The Eagles
Manger Angel Shaggy (featuring Rayvon)
Bethlehem's Boy My Best Friend's Girl The Cars
Tip From an Angel Lips of an Angel Hinder
Christmasnite Kryptonite Three Doors Down
Try Micah Drive My Car The Beatles
Don't Stop Till Egypt Don't Stop Believin' Journey
JC's Mom Stacy's Mom Fountains of Wayne
Lived the Day You Died Love the Way You Lie Eminem Featuring Rihanna
Flurry Blurry Puddle of Mudd
Santa Claus Panama Van Halen


Hot Potato Soup
2013
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Barroom Hitz Ballroom Blitz The Sweet
Guard Your Candle Hard to Handle The Black Crowes
Lived the Day You Died Love the Way You Lie Eminem Featuring Rihanna
Do What David Did Do Wah Diddy Diddy Manfred Mann
God's Blood Hot Blooded Foreigner
For Just You Forget You Cee Lo Green
Weep Jeremiah Sweet Child O' Mine Guns N' Roses
Special Stone (I'm Not Your) Stepping Stone the Monkees
Puffed-Up Cliques Pumped Up Kicks Foster the People
Too Pregnant Two Princes The Spin Doctors
You've Got Another King Comin' You've Got Another Thing Comin' Judas Priest
Gimme Pre-Trib Gimme Three Steps Lynyrd Skynyrd
Lock Walk The Foo Fighters
Man on a Cross Man in a Box Alice in Chains
Cemetery Came Alive Semi-Charmed Life Third Eye Blind


20:20 Vision
2012

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Weep Jeremiah Sweet Child O' Mine Guns N' Roses
Huge Slumber Party Use Somebody Kings of Leon
Jesse's Boy Jessie's Girl Rick Springfield
Dancing with the Ark Dancing in the Dark Bruce Springsteen
Judge Jump Van Halen
Baa! We're Lambs Barbara Ann Beach Boys
Search and You'll Get Saved Surfin' USA The Beach Boys
Found God Hound Dog Elvis Presley
For Just You Forget You Cee Lo Green
Sweet Oholibamah Sweet Home Alabama Lynyrd Skynyrd
Ain't That a Miracle Pink Houses John Cougar Mellencamp
Lived the Day You Died Love the Way You Lie Eminem Featuring Rihanna
Keep Your Ham to Yourself Keep Your Hands to Yourself The Georgia Satellites
Too Much Grime on My Hands Too Much Time on My Hands Styx
Monkeys for Uncles Money For Nothing Dire Straits
Meshach Love Shack The B-52's
Anniversary Medley Various Songs Various Artists
Want It Dead or Alive Wanted Dead or Alive Bon Jovi
Aquila Aqualung Jethro Tull
Catch That Fever! Cat Scratch Fever Ted Nugent


Wise Up and Rock
2011
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Working for the Weakened Working for the Weekend Loverboy
Your Lunch Your Love The Outfield
Keep Your Ham to Yourself Keep Your Hands to Yourself The Georgia Satellites
Don't Stop Till Egypt Don't Stop Believin' Journey
Judge Jump Van Halen
The Power Above The Power of Love Huey Lewis and the News
Monkeys for Uncles Money for Nothing Dire Straits
Too Much Grime on My Hands Too Much Time on My Hands Styx
Hosanna Rosanna Toto
Jesse's Boy Jessie's Girl Rick Springfield
Dancing With the Ark Dancing in the Dark Bruce Springsteen
Fishin' on a Pier Livin' on a Prayer Bon Jovi
Mister Christian Sister Christian Night Ranger
Dude (Would Like to Save Me) Dude (Looks Like a Lady) Aerosmith
The Atheists The Way it is Bruce Hornsby and the Range
Timeline Limelight Rush
80's Medley: Octagon But Not Forgotten 10 Classic Hits 10 Classic Artists


ApologetiX Classics - The 2000's
2010
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Look Yourself Lose Yourself Eminem
Boulevard of Both Extremes Boulevard of Broken Dreams Green Day
JC's Mom Stacy's Mom Fountains of Wayne
Heavenly Hill Beverly Hills Weezer
Corinthians In the End Linkin Park
All the Stalls Stink All the Small Things Blink 182
Bone Digger Gold Digger Kanye West (Featuring Jamie Foxx)
Transplants Dance, Dance Fall Out Boy
The Spittle The Middle Jimmy Eat World
How You Rewind Me How You Remind Me Nickelback
Are You Gonna Be Ike's Girl Are You Gonna Be My Girl Jet
Turning a Little Seasick Dirty Little Secret The All-American Rejects
The Real Sin Savior The Real Slim Shady Eminem
None Too Ladylike 1985 Bowling for Soup
Flurry Blurry Puddle of Mudd
Story of a Squirrel Absolutely (Story of a Girl) Nine Days
Somebody Sold Me Somebody Told Me The Killers
Guide the Way By the Way The Red Hot Chili Peppers
Stupid's Stronghold/Reckless in America Cupid's Chokehold/Breakfast in America Gym Class Heroes
Tip from an Angel Lips of an Angel Hinder
Christmasnite Kryptonite Three Doors Down


ApologetiX Classics - The 90's
2010

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I'm Gonna Feed (500 Mouths) I'm Gonna Be (500 miles) The Proclaimers
One Way One Week Barenaked Ladies
Naomi Gonna Be With Ruth Only Wanna Be With You Hootie & the Blowfish
Smells Like Thirtysomething Spirit Smells Like Teen Spirit Nirvana
Trooth Smooth Santana Featuring Rob Thomas
Plump Lump Presidents of the United States of America
Second Timothy Sex and Candy Marcy Playground
I Want in That Place I Want it That Way The Backstreet Boys
Shepherd's Paradise Gangsta's Paradise Coolio
I'll Prepare for You I'll Be There for You The Rembrandts
Last Night Last Kiss Pearl Jam
People Pepper Buttonhole Surfers
We're Not Gonna Drown When I Come Around Green Day
Big Deal Big Me Foo Fighters
Fast Paul The Way Fastball
Stupid World Stupid Girl Garbage
Amos Layla Eric Clapton
Preachers Peaches Presidents of the United States of America
Choirboy Cowboy Kid Rock
Who's There Loser Beck
Droppin' on the Sun Walkin' on the Sun Smash Mouth
Lightning Flashes Lightning Crashes Live


ApologetiX Classics - The 80's
2010

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Iraq & Iran Jack & Diane John Cougar Mellencamp
Genny 22 867-5309/Jenny Tommy Tutone
Every Step to Take Every Breath You Take The Police
Should I Pray or Should I Go? Should I Stay or Should I Go? The Clash
Rock This Tower Rock This Town The Stray Cats
Here I Go (Against All I've Known) Here I Go Again Whitesnake
Land of Delusion Land of Confusion Genesis
Want it Dead or Alive Wanted Dead or Alive Bon Jovi
Once Livin' Twice Died Once Bitten Twice Shy Great White
Crazy Little King God Loves Crazy Little Thing Called Love Queen
Smart Blest Man Sharp Dressed Man ZZ Top
I Have to Die First Eye of the Tiger Survivor
Tom Saw Ya Tom Sawyer Rush
You May Be Bright You May be Right Billy Joel
Every Crown Has Its Thorns Every Rose Has Its Thorn Poison
Sin Can Be Resistible Simply Irresistible Robert Palmer
969 Summer of '69 Bryan Adams
Kick In the Wall Pt. 2 Another Brick in the Wall Pt. 2 Pink Floyd
Learn Some Deuteronomy Pour Some Sugar on Me Def Leppard


ApologetiX Classics - The 70's Vol. 2
2010

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We're in a Parody Band We're an American Band Grand Funk Railroad
Bethlehem's Boy My Best Friend's Girl The Cars
Babylona My Sharona The Knack
Spirit Inside Spirit in the Sky Norman Greenbaum
Dancing Dave Dancing Days Led Zeppelin
Sweet Oholibamah Sweet Home Alabama Lynyrd Skynyrd
You Ain't Been Nothing Yet You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet BTO
Mama Told Me (What's To Come) Mama Told Me (Not to Come) Three Dog Night
Superficial Superstition Stevie Wonder
Lemonade Renegade Styx
Go Right Now All Right Now Free
Apostle Me Rock 'n Me Steve Miller Band
Lawful Woman (in a Bad Place) Long Cool Woman (in a Black Dress) The Hollies
Hey Zaccheus Take it Easy The Eagles
Didn't Just Die Live and Let Die Paul McCartney & Wings
Died and Rose China Grove Doobie Brothers
Walk His Way Walk This Way Aerosmith
Isaac Man Ice Cream Man Van Halen
Kosmik Kashmir Led Zeppelin


ApologetiX Classics - The 70's
2010

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More Than a Healing More Than a Feeling Boston
Don't Fear the People (Don't Fear) the Reaper Blue Oyster Cult
Bethlehemian Rhapsody Bohemian Rhapsody Queen
Rocky's Now My Name Rocky Mountain Way Joe Walsh
Get a Bite Let it Ride Bachman-Turner Overdrive
Rock and Roots Rock and Roll Led Zeppelin
Can't Eat Enough Can't Get Enough Bad Company
Cheap Birds Free Bird Lynyrd Skynyrd
The Devil Went Down to Jordan The Devil Went Down to Georgia Charlie Daniels
Be Bold Jeremiah Jet Airliner Steve Miller
Sufferin' Just Finished (Haman) Suffragette City David Bowie
Born Above Born to Run Bruce Springsteen
Won't Get Born Again Won't Get Fooled Again The Who
Fly Away From Hell Highway to Hell AC/DC
Narrow Way to Heaven Stairway to Heaven Led Zeppelin
Walk on the Water Smoke on the Water Deep Purple


ApologetiX Classics - The 60's
2010
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The Sounds of Silas The Sounds of Silence Simon & Garfunkel
Monkey Scheme (Theme From) The Monkees The Monkees
Crowd of Foreign Girls California Girls The Beach Boys
Revelation Man Secret Agent Man Johnny Rivers
Mediterranean Wholebook News Subterranean Homesick Blues Bob Dylan
Regeneration My Generation The Who
Did You Ever Ask Where Cain Got His Wife? Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind? Lovin' Spoonful
Back in the New Testament Back in the U.S.S.R. The Beatles
Two-Time Baby/Lord'sHouse Blues Love Me Two Times/Roadhouse Blues The Doors
Good Guys, Bad Guys Good Times, Bad Times Led Zeppelin
Born-Again Child Born to be Wild Steppenwolf
Donkey Talked With Him Honky Tonk Women The Rolling Stones
Bad Dude Risin' Bad Moon Risin' CCR
Armageddon valley Someday Pleasant Valley Sunday The Monkees
Revelation Revolution The Beatles
Jesus (Sermon on the Mount) Venus Shocking Blue
Temple Physician Pinball Wizard The Who
Help Me, Rhoda Help Me, Rhonda The Beach Boys
Trinity Thank You Led Zeppelin


ApologetiX Classics - Oldies
2010

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Talk About The Lord (We're Gonna) Rock Around the Clock Bill Haley & His Comets
Wake Up Talitha Cumi Wake Up Little Susie The Everly Brothers
Don't Be Fooled Don't Be Cruel Elvis Presley
Ronomy Runaway Del Shannon
Search and You'll Get Saved Surfin' USA The Beach Boys
Love the Jews Love Me Do The Beatles
La Bible La Bamba Ritchie Valens
Jail Got Rocked Jailhouse Rock Elvis Presley
Last Rain the Clouds Spill Last Train to Clarksville The Monkees
Little-Read Bible Book Lil' Red Riding Hood Sam the Sham & the Pharaohs
Credence Thru Deepwater Survival Proud Mary Creedence Clearwater Revival
John 1:1 Fun, Fun, Fun Beach Boys
Try Micah Drive My Car The Beatles
Little Esther Little Sister Elvis Presley
The Word Grease Frankie Valli


ApologetiX Classics - Country
2010

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Choose Your Daddy Who's Your Daddy Toby Keith
Bends to Low Places Friends in Low Places Garth Brooks
Save Your Voice (Quiet Down Boy) Save a Horse (Ride a Cowboy) Big & Rich
Good News Bookie Boot Scootin' Boogie Brooks & Dunn
Humpty Dumpty Country Club Honky Tonk Badonkadonk Trace Adkins
People Are Lazy People Are Crazy Billy Currington
The Devil Went Down to Jordan The Devil Went Down to Georgia Charlie Daniels
Fakey Shaky Parts Achy Breaky Heart Billy Ray Cyrus
Elijah Elvira Oak Ridge Boys
Scripture Picture Kid Rock & Sheryl Crow
I've Got Elijah Fightin' Baal I've Got a Tiger by the Tail Buck Owens
Hey Zaccheus Take it Easy The Eagles
Sweet Oholibamah Sweet Home Alabama Lynyrd Skynyrd
Not Logs Lincoln Hot Rod Lincoln Commander Cody


ApologetiX Classics - Lite
2010

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Wherever You Will Sow Wherever You Will Go The Calling
Cornelius Cecilia Simon & Garfunkel
The Tablecloth (Peter's Vision) Over My Head (Cable Car) The Fray
Bad Dad Bad Day Daniel Powter
Never Been to Spain (Yet) Never Been to Spain Three Dog Night
It's Tough (Song About Nehemiah) This Love Maroon 5
Ephesians The Reason Hoobastank
Parable Guy American Pie Don McLean
Follow Me Follow Me Uncle Kracker
It's Not Eden Superman (It's Not Easy) Five for Fighting
Drop of Lucifer Drops of Jupiter Train
More Than Works More than Words Extreme
Daniel Daniel Elton John
Manger Angel Shaggy (featuring Rayvon)
Put You Down in My Will Push Matchbox 20
Spread the Way Drift Away Dobie Gray
Lazzie Lay Maggie Mae Rod Stewart
Yes Today Yesterday The Beatles
Wherever You Will Sow (Reprise) Wherever You Will Go The Calling


ApologetiX Classics - Heavy
2010
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Lazy Brain Crazy Train Ozzy Osbourne
Back Intact Back in Black AC/DC
Downer of a Sister Chop Suey System of a Down
Enter Samson Enter Sandman Metallica
Welcome to the Judges Welcome to the Jungle Guns N' Roses
Smooth Grandmama Smooth Criminal Michael Jackson
Young as You Are Come As You Are Nirvana
Life Restored Last Resort Papa Roach
Santa Claus Panama Van Halen
Lifestyles of the Rich & Nameless Lifestyles of the Rich & Famous Good Charlotte
Singled You Out Figured You Out Nickelback
Listening After Midnight Living After Midnight Judas Priest
Miss Martha Miss Murder AFI
Psum 14 Fat Lip Sum 41
Swimmer Slither Velvet Revolver
Animals I Have Begun Animal I Have Become Three Days Grace
Called My Wife All My Life Foo Fighters
Jericho Vertigo U2
Simp Liztik Nookie Limp Bizkit
Come Out and Pray Come Out and Play The Offspring


ApologetiX Classics - Party
2010

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Old Time Romans Road Old Time Rock and Roll Bob Seger
Meshach Love Shack The B-52's
Jonah Jonah Mony Mony Tommy James & the Shondells
YHWH YMCA Village People
Micah No. 5 Mambo No. 5 Lou Bega
December 5 or 6 B.C. (Oh Holy Night) December 1963 (Oh What a Night) The Four Seasons
I'm a Receiver I'm a Believer The Monkees
Get Found Tonight Get Down Tonight KC and the Sunshine Band
Baa! We're Lambs Barbara Ann Beach Boys
Livin' What Jesus Spoke Of Livin' La Vida Loca Ricky Martin
Stay in the Light Stayin' Alive The Bee Gees
Jehovah The Joker Steve Miller
Boy Tell the World Joy to the World Three Dog Night
Twins Came Out Twist and Shout The Beatles
Pray Now (Lost Art) All Star Smash Mouth
You Booked Me All Along You Shook Me All Night Long AC/DC
Play That Funny Music Play That Funky Music Wild Cherry
Found God Hound Dog Elvis Presley
Jacob's Name is Israel Takin' Care of Business Bachman-Turner Overdrive
I Love Apostle Paul I Love Rock and Roll Joan Jett & the Blackhearts
Love & Kisses Rock and Roll All Night Kiss
Smooth Grandmama Smooth Criminal Michael Jackson


Soundproof
2010
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Lions Signs Five Man Electrical Band
Sin of the World Cinnamon Girl Neil Young
I'm Cured I'm Yours Jason Mraz
Did You Ever Ask Where Cain Got His Wife? Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind? Lovin' Spoonful
Second Glance Second Chance Shinedown
Yer Maker D'Yer Maker Led Zeppelin
No One is Good But One Only the Good Die Young Billy Joel
Gideon (Man of God) Get it on (Bang a Gong) T. Rex
That Daughter Black Water Doobie Brothers
Trust Him Truckin' the Grateful Dead
Huge Slumber Party Use Somebody Kings of Leon
No Shepherd Tonight/New Other Nature No Sugar Tonight/New Mother Nature The Guess Who
People Are Lazy People are Crazy Billy Currington
Ain't That a Miracle Pink Houses John Cougar Mellencamp
Aquila Aqualung Jethro Tull
Wish You Could Hear Wish You Were Here Pink Floyd
Death Beth KISS
It's All in God's Control It's Only Rock and Roll the Rolling Stones


The Boys Aren't Backin' Down
2009

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Strangest Folks Stranglehold Ted Nugent
Very Wiser Paralyzer Finger Eleven
Bible in Hand Travelin' Band Creedence Clearwater Revival
Rocky Start Rockstar Nickelback
He Really Got Mad You Really Got Me The Kinks
Smarten Up Start Me Up The Rolling Stones
Amos Layla Eric Clapton
Play Fair Delilah Hey There Delilah The Plain White T's
Lost and Found Round and Round Ratt
Read Ephesians Sweet Emotion Aerosmith
Sabbath Day's Quite Alright for Nice Things Saturday Night's Alright for Fighting Elton John
Shoestring Tie-er Shooting Star Bad Company
I Saw the Answer There I Saw Her Standing There The Beatles
I Made the Team I'm Eighteen Alice Cooper
Life in the Last Days Life in the Fast Lane The Eagles
Judgment Gets Passed Jumpin' Jack Flash The Rolling Stones
The Boys Aren't Backin' Down The Boys Are Back in Town Thin Lizzy
Catch That Fever! Cat Scratch Fever Ted Nugent


Recovery
2009
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Keep Your Arms Steady Detroit Rock City Kiss
Hurry Home Wayward Son Carry On Wayward Son Kansas
We Will Walk Through We Will Rock You Queen
We're More Than Champions We Are the Champions Queen
Come, Whale, Away Come Sail Away Styx
Enemy Lines Ebony Eyes Bob Welch
Obadiah Hold the Line Toto
Time for Me to Die Time for Me to Fly REO Speedwagon
So Render (to Caesar) Surrender Cheap Trick
Shovin', Crushin', Squeezin' Lovin', Touchin', Squeezin' Journey
Not Some Old Fantasy Rock and Roll Fantasy Bad Company
Don't Bring Me Cows Don't Bring Me Down Electric Light Orchestra


Future Tense
2008

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Turning a Little Seasick Dirty Little Secret The All-American Rejects
Land of Delusion Land of Confusion Genesis
More Than a Healing More Than a Feeling Boston
Stupid's Stronghold/Reckless in America Cupid's Chokehold/Breakfast in America Gym Class Heroes
Miss Martha Miss Murder AFI
Iraq & Iran Jack & Diane John Cougar Mellencamp
The Tablecloth (Peter's Vision) Over My Head (Cable Car) The Fray
Transplants Dance, Dance Fall Out Boy
Bethlehem's Boy My Best Friend's Girl The Cars
Tip from an Angel Lips of an Angel Hinder
Try Micah Drive My Car The Beatles
Animals I Have Begun Animal I Have Become Three Days Grace


Chosen Ones
2007

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Born-Again Child Born to be Wild Steppenwolf
Never Been to Spain (Yet) Never Been to Spain Three Dog Night
Revelation Revolution The Beatles
Search and You'll Get Saved Surfin' USA The Beach Boys
Get a Bite Let it Ride Bachman-Turner Overdrive
Hell! Help! The Beatles
Hey Zaccheus Take it Easy The Eagles
Can't Eat Enough Can't Get Enough Bad Company
Kosmik Kashmir Led Zeppelin
Fly Away From Hell Highway to Hell AC/DC
Two-Time Baby/Lord'sHouse Blues Love Me Two Times/Roadhouse Blues The Doors
Narrow Way to Heaven Stairway to Heaven Led Zeppelin


Wordplay
2006

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Somebody Sold Me Somebody Told Me The Killers
None Too Ladylike 1985 Bowling for Soup
Jehovah The Joker Steve Miller
Save Your Voice (Quiet Down Boy) Save a Horse (Ride a Cowboy) Big & Rich
Boulevard of Both Extremes Boulevard of Broken Dreams Green Day
Rocky's Now My Name Rocky Mountain Way Joe Walsh
Heavenly Hill Beverly Hills Weezer
Spread The Way Drift Away Dobie Gray
Bone Digger Gold Digger Kanye West (Featuring Jamie Foxx)
Bad Dad Bad Day Daniel Powter
Back in the New Testament Back in the U.S.S.R. The Beatles
Jericho Vertigo U2
Superficial Superstition Stevie Wonder
Humpty Dumpty Country Club Honky Tonk Badonkadonk Trace Adkins
Swimmer Slither Velvet Revolver
Here I Go (Against All I've Known) Here I Go Again Whitesnake
Ephesians The Reason Hoobastank
Won't Get Born Again Won't Get Fooled Again The Who
Want it Dead or Alive Wanted Dead or Alive Bon Jovi
Singled You Out Figured You Out Nickelback


Hits The Road
2005

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We're in a Parody Band We're an American Band Grand Funk Railroad
Tom Saw Ya Tom Sawyer Rush
JC's Mom Stacy's Mom Fountains of Wayne
Choose Your Daddy Who's Your Daddy Toby Keith
Are You Gonna Be Ike's Girl Are You Gonna Be My Girl Jet
All The Stalls Stink All the Small Things Blink 182
It's Tough (Song About Nehemiah) This Love Maroon 5
Cheap Birds Free Bird Lynyrd Skynyrd
Look Yourself Lose Yourself Eminem
Kick In the Wall Pt. 2 Another Brick in the Wall Pt. 2 Pink Floyd
The Devil Went Down To Jordan The Devil Went Down to Georgia Charlie Daniels
Didn't Just Die Live and Let Die Paul McCartney & Wings
Died and Rose China Grove Doobie Brothers
Yes Today Yesterday The Beatles
I'm a Receiver I'm a Believer The Monkees
Enter Samson Enter Sandman Metallica
Story of a Squirrel Absolutely (Story of a Girl) Nine Days
With a Harp David Writes A Hard Day's Night The Beatles
Walk on the Water Smoke on the Water Deep Purple
Found God Hound Dog Elvis Presley


Apol-acoustiX
2005

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Talk About the Lord (We're Gonna) Rock Around the Clock Bill Haley & His Comets
Don't Be Fooled Don't Be Cruel Elvis Presley
The Sounds of Silas The Sounds of Silence Simon & Garfunkel
We're Not Gonna Drown When I Come Around Green Day
Mediterranean Wholebook News Subterranean Homesick Blues Bob Dylan
Scripture Picture Kid Rock & Sheryl Crow
Last Rain the Clouds Spill Last Train to Clarksville The Monkees
Eight Ways to Be Eight Days a Week The Beatles
More than Works More than Words Extreme
Trinity Thank You Led Zeppelin
Two-Time Baby/Lord'sHouse Blues Love Me Two Times/Roadhouse Blues The Doors
Yes Today Yesterday The Beatles


New and Used Hits
2004

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Are You Gonna Be Ike's Girl Are You Gonna Be My Girl Jet
JC's Mom Stacy's Mom Fountains of Wayne
The Voice of Sodom The Boys of Summer Don Henley
It's Tough (Song About Nehemiah) This Love Maroon 5
Welcome to the Judges Welcome to the Jungle Guns N' Roses
Back Intact Back in Black AC/DC
Good News Bookie (Live) Boot Scootin' Boogie Brooks & Dunn
Hotel Can't Afford Ya Hotel California The Eagles
Micah No. 5 Mambo No. 5 Lou Bega
December 5 or 6 B.C. (Oh Holy Night) December 1963 (Oh What a Night) The Four Seasons
Santa Claus Panama Van Halen
It's Not Eden Superman (It's Not Easy) Five for Fighting
Meshach Love Shack The B-52's
Lifestyles of the Rich & Nameless Lifestyles of the Rich & Famous Good Charlotte
Wherever You Will Sow (Live) Wherever You Will Go The Calling
The Devil Went Down to Jordan The Devil Went Down to Georgia Charlie Daniels
Corinthians In the End Linkin Park
Baa! We're Lambs Barbara Ann Beach Boys
Smooth Grandmama Smooth Criminal Michael Jackson
Life Restored Last Resort Papa Roach
Bethlehemian Rhapsody (2001) Bohemian Rhapsody Queen
The Real Sin Savior The Real Slim Shady Eminem
Story of a Squirrel Absolutely (Story of a Girl) Nine Days
I Love Apostle Paul I Love Rock and Roll Joan Jett & the Blackhearts
Pray Now (Lost Art) All Star Smash Mouth
Livin What Jesus Spoke of Livin' La Vida Loca Ricky Martin
Learn Some Deuteronomy Pour Some Sugar on Me Def Leppard
Choirboy Cowboy Kid Rock
Jail Got Rocked Jailhouse Rock Elvis Presley
One Way One Week Barenaked Ladies
Enter Samson Enter Sandman Metallica
Kick in the Wall Pt. 2 Another Brick in the Wall Pt. 2 Pick Floyd
Put You Down in my Will Push Matchbox 20
Walk His Way Walk This Way Aerosmith
Narrow Way to Heaven Stairway to Heaven Led Zeppelin
Love & Kisses Rock and Roll All Night Kiss
Naomi Gonna Be with Ruth Only Wanna Be With You Hootie & the Blowfish
People Pepper Buttonhole Surfers
Bad Dude Risin' Bad Moon Risin' CCR
Jacob's Name is Israel Takin' Care of Business Bachman-Turner OverdriveBTO


Adam Up
2003

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We're in a Parody Band We're an American Band Grand Funk Railroad
Lifestyles of the Rich & Nameless Lifestyles of the Rich & Famous Good Charlotte
Boy Tell the World Joy to the World Three Dog Night
Choose Your Daddy Who's Your Daddy Toby Keith
Meshach Love Shack The B-52's
I'm Gonna Feed (500 Mouths) I'm Gonna Be (500 miles) The Proclaimers
Get Found Tonight Get Down Tonight KC and the Sunshine Band
Look Yourself Lose Yourself Eminem
Should I Pray or Should I Go? Should I Stay or Should I Go? The Clash
The Spittle The Middle Jimmy Eat World
Sweet Oholibamah Sweet Home Alabama Lynyrd Skynyrd
It's Not Eden Superman (It's Not Easy) Five for Fighting
Listening After Midnight Living After Midnight Judas Priest
Psum 14 Fat Lip Sum 41
The Word Grease Frankie Valli
Wherever You Will Sow Wherever You Will Go The Calling
Wake Up Talitha Cumi Wake Up Little Susie The Everly Brothers
Guide the Way By the Way The Red Hot Chili Peppers
Little-Read Bible Book Lil' Red Riding Hood Sam the Sham & the Pharaohs
Downer of a Sister Chop Suey System of a Down
Lazy Brain Crazy Train Ozzy Osbourne
Called My Wife All My Life Foo Fighters


Grace Period
2002

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Corinthians In the End Linkin Park
Cornelius Cecilia Simon & Garfunkel
I'm a Receiver I'm a Believer The Monkees
YHWH YMCA Village People
Smooth Grandmama Smooth Criminal Michael Jackson
The Devil Went Down to Jordan The Devil Went Down to Georgia Charlie Daniels
Drop of Lucifer Drops of Jupiter Train
Born Above Born to Run Bruce Springsteen
Follow Me Follow Me Uncle Kracker
Don't Fear the People (Don't Fear) the Reaper Blue Oyster Cult
Lemonade Renegade Styx
How You Rewind Me How You Remind Me Nickelback
Regeneration My Generation The Who
Love the Jews Love Me Do The Beatles
Good Guys, Bad Guys Good Times, Bad Times Led Zeppelin
Flurry Blurry Puddle of Mudd
Tom Saw Ya Tom Sawyer Rush
Sufferin' Just Finished (Haman) Suffragette City David Bowie
Smells Like Thirtysomething Spirit Smells Like Teen Spirit Nirvana
Baa! We're Lambs Barbara Ann Beach Boys


Keep the Change
2001

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Story of a Squirrel Absolutely (Story of a Girl) Nine Days
Monkey Scheme (Theme From) The Monkees The Monkees
Christmasnite Kryptonite Three Doors Down
Bethlehemian Rhapsody (2001) Bohemian Rhapsody Queen
Stay in the Light Stayin' Alive The Bee Gees
Old Time Romans Road Old Time Rock and Roll Bob Seger
The Real Sin Savior The Real Slim Shady Eminem
Babylona My Sharona The Knack
Daniel Daniel Elton John
All the Stalls Stink All the Small Things Blink 182
Cheap Birds Free Bird Lynyrd Skynyrd
Mama Told Me (What's to Come) Mama Told Me (Not to Come) Three Dog Night
Manger Angel Shaggy (featuring Rayvon)
Be Bold Jeremiah Jet Airliner Steve Miller
Ballad of Jesus & Yahweh Ballad of John & Yoko The Beatles
Rock and Roots Rock and Roll Led Zeppelin
Simp Liztik Nookie Limp Bizkit
You Booked Me All Along You Shook Me All Night Long AC/DC
Life Restored Last Resort Papa Roach


Spoofernatural
2000

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Play That Funny Music Play That Funky Music Wild Cherry
Fishin' On A Pier Livin' on a Prayer Bon Jovi
Pray Now (Lost Art) All Star Smash Mouth
Elijah Elvira Oak Ridge Boys
Sin Can Be Resistible Simply Irresistible Robert Palmer
Trooth Smooth Santana Featuring Rob Thomas
La Bible La Bamba Ritchie Valens
I Want in That Place I Want it That Way The Backstreet Boys
Crowd of Foreign Girls California Girls The Beach Boys
Choirboy Cowboy Kid Rock
Every Crown Has Its Thorns Every Rose Has Its Thorn Poison
Livin What Jesus Spoke of Livin' La Vida Loca Ricky Martin
I Love Apostle Paul I Love Rock and Roll Joan Jett & the Blackhearts
Jonah Jonah Mony Mony Tommy James & the Shondells
Learn Some Deuteronomy Pour Some Sugar on Me Def Leppard
Last Night Last Kiss Pearl Jam
Once Livin' Twice Died Once Bitten Twice Shy Great White
Rock This Tower Rock This Town The Stray Cats
Genny 22 867-5309/Jenny Tommy Tutone


Biblical Graffiti
1999

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One Way One Week Barenaked Ladies
Twins Came Out Twist and Shout The Beatles
Every Step to Take Every Breath You Take The Police
969 Summer of '69 Bryan Adams
Second Timothy Sex and Candy Marcy Playground
You Ain't Been Nothing Yet You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet BTO
Donkey Talked with Him Honky Tonk Women The Rolling Stones
Ronomy Runaway Del Shannon
Credence Thru Deepwater Survival Proud Mary Creedence Clearwater Revival
Lawful Woman (in a Bad Place) Long Cool Woman (in a Black Dress) The Hollies
Kick in the Wall Pt. 2 Another Brick in the Wall Pt. 2 Pink Floyd
Fast Paul The Way Fastball
Jail Got Rocked Jailhouse Rock Elvis Presley
Put You Down in My Will Push Matchbox 20
Crazy Little King God Loves Crazy Little Thing Called Love Queen
Dancing Dave Dancing Days Led Zeppelin
Smart Blest Man Sharp Dressed Man ZZ Top
Revelation Man Secret Agent Man Johnny Rivers
Armageddon Valley Someday Pleasant Valley Sunday The Monkees
Droppin' on the Sun Walkin' on the Sun Smash Mouth
Bends to Low Places Friends in Low Places Garth Brooks
Enter Samson Enter Sandman Metallica


Jesus Christ Morningstar
1998

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Hotel Can't Afford Ya Hotel California The Eagles
Go Right Now All Right Now Free
Apostle Me Rock 'n Me Steve Miller Band
Jesus (Sermon on the Mount) Venus Shocking Blue
Temple Physician Pinball Wizard The Who
Love & Kisses Rock and Roll All Night Kiss
Parable Guy American Pie Don McLean
I'll Prepare for You I'll Be There for You The Rembrandts
I Have to Die First Eye of the Tiger Survivor
Didn't Just Die Live and Let Die Paul McCartney & Wings
Died and Rose China Grove Doobie Brothers
You May be Bright You May be Right Billy Joel
L.S.F. Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds The Beatles
Spirit Inside Spirit in the Sky Norman Greenbaum
Walk His Way Walk This Way Aerosmith
John 1:1 Fun, Fun, Fun Beach Boys
Narrow Way to Heaven Stairway to Heaven Led Zeppelin
Fakey Shaky Parts Achy Breaky Heart Billy Ray Cyrus


Ticked
1997

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Come Out and Pray Come Out and Play The Offspring
All ApologetiX All Apologies Nirvana
Naomi Gonna Be with Ruth Only Wanna Be With You Hootie & the Blowfish
Shepherd's Paradise Gangsta's Paradise Coolio
Counting Blessings Counting Blue Cars Dishwalla
Plump Lump Presidents of the United States of America
Letterman Betterman Pearl Jam
People Pepper Buttonhole Surfers
Big Deal Big Me Foo Fighters
Little Sins Little Things Bush
Stupid World Stupid Girl Garbage
A Lie Alive Pearl Jam
Preachers Peaches Presidents of the United States of America
Who's There Loser Beck
Heaven Isn't Like That Shine Collective Soul
No Chain No Rain Blind Melon
Young as You Are Come As You Are Nirvana
Casket Place Basket Case Green Day
Lightning Flashes Lightning Crashes Live
Inyerface Love Song Interstate Love Song Stone Temple Pilots
You Gotta Go You Oughta Know Alanis Morissette


Radical History Tour
1994

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Bethlehemian Rhapsody (1994) Bohemian Rhapsody Queen
Isaac Man Ice Cream Man Van Halen
Jacob's Name is Israel Takin' Care of Business Bachman-Turner Overdrive
Judgment Gets Passed Jumpin' Jack Flash The Rolling Stones
Check Out The Book The Look Roxette
Yer Maker D'Yer Maker Led Zeppelin
I Know a Riddle I Know a Little Lynyrd Skynyrd
I've Got Elijah Fightin' Baal I've Got a Tiger by the Tail Buck Owens
Not Logs Lincoln Hot Rod Lincoln Commander Cody
Read Ephesians Sweet Emotion Aerosmith
Lazzie Lay Maggie Mae Rod Stewart
Catch that Fever Cat Scratch Fever Ted Nugent
Triune Godhead Satisfaction The Rolling Stones
Ignorant Song Immigrant Song Led Zeppelin
E-Z Kiel Suzie Q. (Part One) Creedence Clearwater Revival
Virgin Urgent Foreigner
The Sounds of Silas The Sounds of Silence Simon & Garfunkel
Bad Dude Risin' Bad Moon Risin' CCR
Life in the Last Days Life in the Fast Lane The Eagles
Midnight Hour Pt. 2 In the Midnight Hour Wilson Pickett


Isn't Wasn't Ain't
1993
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Isn't Wasn't Ain't (in the Bible) Livin' Lovin' Maid (She's Just a Woman) Led Zeppelin
David & Goliath Paperback Writer The Beatles
Lions Signs Five Man Electrical Band
Patients Patience Guns N' Roses
Help Me, Rhoda Help Me, Rhonda The Beach Boys
That Daughter Black Water Doobie Brothers
Little Esther Little Sister Elvis Presley
Don't Try (To Hide) Don't Cry Guns N' Roses
I Found the Answer There I Saw Her Standing There The Beatles
Be Like David Was Feel Like Makin' Love Bad Company
Ain't That a Miracle Pink Houses John Cougar Mellencamp
God I Like About You What I Like About You The Romantics
Faith Pt. 2 Faith George Michael
Christians Doin' Music Listen to the Music Doobie Brothers
What Is and Will Forever Be What is and What Should Never Be Led Zeppelin
In Matthew 9 I Feel Fine The Beatles
Mrs. Protestant Mrs. Robinson Simon & Garfunkel
He Really Got Mad You Really Got Me The Kinks
Love (Ain't Nothin') Long Train Runnin' Doobie Brothers
Verynice City Paradise City Guns N' Roses


Shirts & Caps

Fans have been asking us for years to make new ApologetiX shirts and caps. We've recently begun working with a reputable fulfillment service that enables us to offer those and other items in a large range of colors and sizes.

We now have caps available with our logo and new 30th anniversary shirts and hoodies. Moreover, we plan to add new items, styles, and messages as time goes on, which is a lot easier to do with this set-up.

All shirts and hoodies are Bella Canvas, so they’re super-soft.

Because these items are made on demand and shipped directly to you, we have a special site where you can order them:

apologetixmerch.com

We design all the items and will be notified whenever you order, so we’re still very involved in the process.

Note: CDs, DVDs, USBs, digital singles and songbooks will still be ordered directly though us at apologetix.com and sent by us. Consequently, they need to be ordered separately from shirts, hoodies, and/or caps.


DVDs


20:20 Video



Get the DVD

$19.99

Our 20:20 Video DVD is back in stock after two years of unavailability.

Featuring 23 songs, 20:20 Video was filmed at our 20th anniversary concert (8/24/12) and captures the complete ApologetiX experience -- dialogue between songs, shticks, teaching, testimonies, etc.

This two-disc set has three other major special sections:

  • an interview section with the current band members
  • a montage of video greetings and testimonies from fans
  • a group discussion with six men who drummed for us from 1992-12.

  • ApologetiX Rarities


    RARE, NOT WELL DONE: ApologetiX Rarities Volume 1 & 2
    Note: These are downloads only -- not CDs
    $19.99 for both.

    Click here to get both! We recently released two collections of old recordings of 40 previously unavailable ApologetiX parodies as online downloads. Now is your chance to listen to what you've been missin'.

    Warning: These tracks live up to their name; they're rare, but not well done. That's why we put them out as online downloads only and not on CD. They are primitive recordings (some live and some studio) from our formative years and are only for ApologetiX fans who already have the CDs.

    Although we cringe at the quality, we love the lyrics on these songs, and we may never get around to re-recording many of them. So this is your chance to hear what might have been.

    After checking out at paypal, make sure you click "Return to Merchant" to come back to the download page!

    Instant Download! Listen right now!


    RARE, NOT WELL DONE: ApologetiX Rarities Volume 1
    Note: This is a download only -- not a CD
    $9.99

    We recently released two collections of old recordings of 40 previously unavailable ApologetiX parodies as online downloads. Now is your chance to listen to what you've been missin'.

    Warning: These tracks live up to their name; they're rare, but not well done. That's why we put them out as online downloads only and not on CD. They are primitive recordings (some live and some studio) from our formative years and are only for ApologetiX fans who already have the CDs.

    Although we cringe at the quality, we love the lyrics on these songs, and we may never get around to re-recording many of them. So this is your chance to hear what might have been.

    Born-Again ChildBorn to Be WildSteppenwolf
    Even ThoughEven FlowPearl Jam
    Holy LandHold My HandHootie & the Blowfish
    Hey ZaccheusTake It Easythe Eagles
    Already Goin'Already Gonethe Eagles
    NainNamethe Goo Goo Dolls
    No ExistenceNo ExcusesAlice in Chains
    Proving My ReligionLosing My ReligionREM
    Under the BreathUnder the Bridgethe Red Hot Chili Peppers
    God's Own SonBlack Hole SunSoundgarden
    WrongviewLongviewGreen Day
    Back in a HurryBackwaterthe Meat Puppets
    Telling the DramaSelling the DramaLive
    Here Come the SonsHere Comes the Sunthe Beatles
    Day KippurDay Tripperthe Beatles
    Sheba WomanShe's a Womanthe Beatles
    Obed-Edom ObadiahOb-la-di Ob-la-dathe Beatles
    MishaelMichellethe Beatles
    Come to FatherCome Togetherthe Beatles
    Addicted to ChristTicket to Ridethe Beatles

    After checking out at paypal, make sure you click "Return to Merchant" to come back to the download page!

    $9.99 Instant Download!

    RARE, NOT WELL DONE: ApologetiX Rarities Volume 2
    Note: This is a download only -- not a CD
    $9.99

    We recently released two collections of old recordings of 40 previously unavailable ApologetiX parodies as online downloads. Now is your chance to listen to what you've been missin'.

    Warning: These tracks live up to their name; they're rare, but not well done. That's why we put them out as online downloads only and not on CD. They are primitive recordings (some live and some studio) from our formative years and are only for ApologetiX fans who already have the CDs.

    Although we cringe at the quality, we love the lyrics on these songs, and we may never get around to re-recording many of them. So this is your chance to hear what might have been.

    A Day in the LoafA Day in the Lifethe Beatles
    Can't Buy Free LoveCan't Buy Me Lovethe Beatles
    All My LettersAll My Lovin'the Beatles
    Saint JudeHey Judethe Beatles
    RevelationRevolutionthe Beatles
    Hell!Help!the Beatles
    Maybe MadonnaLady Madonnathe Beatles
    Psalms Come TrueSong Sung BlueNeil Diamond
    Shoestring Tie-erShooting StarBad Company
    Rocky Day Woman #8:3-15Rainy Day Women #12 & 35Bob Dylan
    Enter Samson '94Enter SandmanMetallica
    Trust in the LordJoy to the WorldThree Dog Night
    How You Rewind Me - Single VersionHow You Remind MeNickelback
    I Wanna Read the BibleI Wanna Be Sedatedthe Ramones
    The New Testament in Living ColorKodachromePaul Simon
    A.D. 1992/Rockin' the Paradise ClubA.D. 1928/Rockin' the ParadiseStyx
    Not Named JobOld Time Rock and RollBob Seger
    Sabbath Day That's Alright for RightingSaturday Night's Alright for FightingElton John
    The Second Half of ActsYour Mama Don't DanceLoggins & Messina and Poison
    Upper RoomWhite RoomCream

    After checking out at paypal, make sure you click "Return to Merchant" to come back to the download page!

    $9.99 Instant Download!


    The 12 Downloads of Christmas

    The 12 Downloads of Christmas

    $7.99

    The 12 Downloads of Christmas (Download Only)

    Includes every Christmas parody ApologetiX has ever recorded, plus three great Christmas songs by Ten point Ten, the acclaimed Christian progressive-rock band featuring ApologetiX members Bill Hubauer, Jimmy "Vegas" Tanner, and David McKee. You'll also get a free lyric sheet. Note: This is available as a download only and not as a CD.

    1. Bethlehem's Boy (My Best Friend's Girl by the Cars)
    2. Tip From an Angel (Lips of an Angel by Hinder)
    3. Try Micah (Drive My Car by the Beatles)
    4. Christmasnite (Kryptonite by Three Doors Down)
    5. Manger (Angel by Shaggy with Rayvon)
    6. Hotel Can.t Afford Ya (Hotel California by the Eagles)
    7. Micah No. 5 (Mambo No. 5 by Lou Bega)
    8. Late December 5 or 6 B.C. (December 1963 by the Four Seasons)
    9. Santa Claus (Panama by Van Halen)
    10. Oh Come Oh Come Emmanuel (Ten point Ten)
    11. We Three Kings (Ten point Ten)
    12. Carol of the Bells (Ten point Ten)

    After checking out at paypal, make sure you click "Return to Merchant" to come back to the download page!


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