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Downloads Available for a Donation Released in mid-March, our third single of 2021 spoofs Top 10 hits by one of the biggest British solo artists of the 80's and one of the biggest American groups of the 70's. Die Without His Grace This may come as a shock to the system, but there is one thing Baby Boomers, Generation X, and Millennials have in common: We're all sinners. What sets you free? Only God's grace through Christ. Do not stand in the shadows with your soul standing by. When there's nothing to lose and there's nothing to prove, it's a nice day to start again. Eli's Callin' Young Samuel was part of the family of a man named Elkanah, but his mama told him he was going to live and work in the house of the Lord. One night while in bed there, Samuel heard a voice call his name, so naturally, he went to Eli the priest and said, “I can hear you calling.” But a voice that's easy to be heard may be difficult to discern. The downloads are free with your donation of any size to the ministry of ApologetiX. Once you make a donation, we'll email you the link for the MP3 files and cover art. Donations are not tax-deductible but help keep this ministry going. Click "Return to Merchant" link after checking out at PayPal to automatically return to the download page. We'll also send a follow-up email with the link. Die Without His Grace Eyes Without A Face Billy Idol Eli's Callin' Eli's Comin' Three Dog Night

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Downloads Available for a Donation Released in early March, our second single of 2021 harkens back to 1967 and 1980. And it includes a bonus track that calls to mind memories of 1971 and 1979. They Didn't Believe Her Mary, Mary, quite contrary. While the Apostles stayed holed up in their headquarters, afraid to even look out the window, Ms. Magdalene was going down to the tomb. Consequently, she became the first person to see Jesus Christ after His resurrection, sometime in the morning that special Sunday. It was no time for teardrop city; it was time to laugh. Humble Heart Some are born to rule nations, some are born to run corporations, but it's hard to be a saint if you're sitting in the lap of luxury. When you're alone before God's throne and your glory days are over, all that Heaven will allow for you and any of the souls of the departed to bring along is the one Mediator between God and man — Christ Jesus. BONUS TRACK: Greetings from PNC Park PA Pittsburgh was a lucky town for baseball fans in the 70's; the Pirates reached the promised land twice. Since then, there's been a lot of darkness on the edge of town by the river Allegheny. And it doesn't look like it'll fade away any time soon. But that's the price you pay when you don't want to pay the price of free agency. The downloads are free with your donation of any size to the ministry of ApologetiX. Once you make a donation, we'll email you the link for the MP3 files and cover art. Donations are not tax-deductible but help keep this ministry going. Click "Return to Merchant" link after checking out at PayPal to automatically return to the download page. We'll also send a follow-up email with the link. They Didn't Believe Her Daydream Believer The Monkees Humble Heart Hungry Heart Bruce Springsteen BONUS TRACK: Greetings from PNC Park PA Hungry Heart Bruce Springsteen

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Downloads Available for a Donation Released in late February, our first single of 2021 focuses on forgiveness, spoofing hits from 1972 and 1982 by two of the most popular American male recording artists of all time. She Got Away We don't know the name of the adulteress in John 8:3-11, but she's always a woman who comes to mind when discussing shameless hypocrisy, even two thousand years later. People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones. She knew she was a sinner. Jesus didn't have to tell her about it. Thanks to Him, she got to begin again. Learning Love It's hard to love others when they're not loving you. In fact, unless you surrender to Jesus, you can't help failing in love. It's too much, especially if you're dealing with a hard-headed woman or man. But don't be cruel; that's where your heartaches begin. Cast your burdens on Him. It might take some crying in the chapel, but that's all right. The downloads are free with your donation of any size to the ministry of ApologetiX. Once you make a donation, we'll email you the link for the MP3 files and cover art. Donations are not tax-deductible but help keep this ministry going. Click "Return to Merchant" link after checking out at PayPal to automatically return to the download page. We'll also send a follow-up email with the link. She Got Away She's Got a Way Billy Joel Learning Love Burning Love Elvis Presley

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Order Our New CD Our 61st CD, Overdue Books, was released in December 2020. It features 11 parodies from the 60's, 70's, 80's, and 90's. 1. Coming with Age – Coming of Age – Damn Yankees 2. Daniel's Visions – Double Vision - Foreigner 3. The Promised One – Der Kommissar – After the Fire 4. Miriam Girl – XXX's and OOO's (An American Girl) – Trisha Yearwood 5. Burly for You – Burnin' for You - Blue Öyster Cult 6. Sermon in a Love Song – Heard It in a Love Song – The Marshall Tucker Band 7. Isaiah 9-1-2 – I Got a Line on You - Spirit 8. Thessalonians Letters – Things Can Only Get Better – Howard Jones 9. Lonesome Leper – Lonesome Loser – The Little River Band 10. If You Don't Look at Numbers – Rikki Don't Lose That Number – Steely Dan 11. All You Need Is Done – All You Need Is Love – The Beatles

Get the USB Flash Drive for a donation ApologetiX USB Flash Drive Available for a Donation Our customized USB flash drives include the complete ApologetiX library on MP3 (all 70 CDs plus parodies and rarities we've released that aren't on CD). That's 31 years of music and over 750 parodies. These twister-style USB drives are silver and black with the classic ApologetiX logo on both sides. The silver part twists open to reveal the drive or closed to protect it for storage or transport. They're about 2 inches long and hold 16 GB. The MP3s are organized into folders for easy identification. USBs are available for a donation of $150 or more. If you've donated for our complete library before, they're available for a donation of $50 or more. Donations are not tax-deductible but enable us to keep this ministry going. Please use the donate button in this section, because it will tell us that you want the USB. NOTE: This USB offer cannot be combined with our lapel pin offer.

All You Need Is Done

Get the Download for a donation Downloads Available for a Donation Released in late November, our 19th single of 2020 spoofs an all-time classic from the Summer of Love. All You Need Is Done John 19:30 records these as Jesus' last words on the cross: "It is finished." In other words, mission accomplished! He wasn't just on a mission for Himself; He was on a mission to save everyone who will call upon His name (Romans 10:13). As Hebrews 10:12-14 goes on to say, "But when this priest had offered for all time one sacrifice for sins, he sat down at the right hand of God, and since that time he waits for his enemies to be made his footstool. For by one sacrifice he has made perfect forever those who are being made holy." The downloads are free with your donation of any size to the ministry of ApologetiX. Once you make a donation, we'll email you the link for the MP3 files and cover art. Donations are not tax-deductible but help keep this ministry going. Click "Return to Merchant" link after checking out at PayPal to automatically return to the download page. We'll also send a follow-up email with the link. All You Need Is Done All You Need Is Love The Beatles

Lonesome Leper - If You Don't Look at Numbers

Get the Download for a donation Downloads Available for a Donation Released in mid-October, our 18th single of 2020 spoofs two top 10 pop hits from the 1970's — one from '74 and one from '79. Lonesome Leper When you think of biblical lepers, you may have a Samaritan man on your mind. He's the most famous, so It's not a wonder. But do some reminiscing — we've done three songs about lepers, and he was the first under the wire. We thought it would be a cool change of pace to cover the other guy Jesus healed in Matthew 8, Mark 1, and Luke 5. If You Don't Look at Numbers The title of the Bible's fourth book is misleading. "I got enough math at my old school,” you say. "I don't want to do it again. You can't buy a thrill in a book like that. The things that pass for knowledge I can't understand. You think I'm a bookkeeper's son?” Actually, the book is about Israel's desert years before they entered their home at last. The downloads are free with your donation of any size to the ministry of ApologetiX. Once you make a donation, we'll email you the link for the MP3 files and cover art. Donations are not tax-deductible but help keep this ministry going. Click "Return to Merchant" link after checking out at PayPal to automatically return to the download page. We'll also send a follow-up email with the link. Lonesome Leper Lonesome Loser Little River Band If You Don't Look at Numbers Rikki Don't Lose That Number Steely Dan

Decent Alternative

Get the CD $12.99 Order Our New CD Our 60th CD, Decent Alternative, was released in October 2020. It features 12 parodies from the 90's. 1. Quite a God – What I Got – Sublime 2. Hey Philistines – Hey Jealousy – Gin Blossoms 3. Birdie in Thy Hand – Burden in My Hand – Soundgarden 4. Even Though – Even Flow – Pearl Jam 5. Mr. Don't – Mr. Jones – Counting Crows 6. Celebrity Kin – Celebrity Skin – Hole 7. Seven Romans – Every Morning – Sugar Ray 8. If I Could Only See – If You Could Only See – Tonic 9. Rippin' Out a Whole Lot of Favorite Parts – Trippin' on a Hole in a Paper Heart – Stone Temple Pilots 10. Get Serene – Glycerine – Bush 11. Good Trend – Girlfriend – Matthew Sweet 12. God Speaks – Don't Speak – No Doubt

Thessalonian Letters - Rippin' Out a Whole Lot of Favorite Parts

Get the Download for a donation Downloads Available for a Donation Released in late September, our 17th single of 2020 spoofs a #5 pop hit from 1985 and a #1 mainstream-rock hit from 1996. Thessalonians Letters Paul's epistles to the Thessalonians could be his earliest (they're at least in the running), but they discuss the last days. Will you still be there when Jesus returns? If you know Him, never fear, never worry, never be sad. The future will take care of itself somehow. Don't be fooled by what you hear from skeptics. Wait for it, give it some time. Rippin' Out a Whole Lot of Favorite Parts Christianity's core beliefs are based on the Bible, which still remains the best-selling book of all time hands down (sources vary on what books are No. 2, No. 3, No. 4, etc.) though critics attack it like army ants. They call into question the wonderful things God said, echoing that wicked garden snake of old and leading others into sin with them. The downloads are free with your donation of any size to the ministry of ApologetiX. Once you make a donation, we'll email you the link for the MP3 files and cover art. Donations are not tax-deductible but help keep this ministry going. Click "Return to Merchant" link after checking out at PayPal to automatically return to the download page. We'll also send a follow-up email with the link. Thessalonians Letters Things Can Only Get Better Howard Jones Rippin' Out a Whole Lot of Favorite Parts Trippin' on a Hole in a Paper Heart Stone Temple Pilots

Sermon In A Love Song - Isaiah 9-1-2

Get the Download for a donation Downloads Available for a Donation Released in mid-September, our 16th single of 2020 spoofs the biggest hits of two more American bands we've never covered before — one from '69, and another from '77. Sermon in a Love Song Love is a mystery, and it takes time to stay together forever. Can't you see that a successful marriage won't happen without you doing your part 24 hours at a time? If you're always searching for a rainbow beyond the horizon, you may be in for a long, hard ride. Try treating your spouse like the dream lover in Solomon's shortest book. Isaiah 9-1-2 Elijah is a more famous prophet than Isaiah, but he had so little to say in comparison. As we move farther along into the Old Testament, the picture of Messiah becomes more clear. He would be Jewish, but if you turn to the right verses, you'll see He would also be a light to the Gentiles. And this passage points an arrow straight to Galilee. The downloads are free with your donation of any size to the ministry of ApologetiX. Once you make a donation, we'll email you the link for the MP3 files and cover art. Donations are not tax-deductible but help keep this ministry going. Click "Return to Merchant" link after checking out at PayPal to automatically return to the download page. We'll also send a follow-up email with the link. Sermon in a Love Song Heard It in a Love Song The Marshall Tucker Band Isaiah 9-1-2 I Got a Line on You Spirit

Mr. Don't - Hey Philistines

Get the Download for a donation Downloads Available for a Donation Released in early September, our 15th single of 2020 spoofs a couple of five-piece American bands we've never covered before, and both got their starts on the charts in 1993. Mr. Don't Some folks around here think humankind is on the verge of a new frontier, but one person's new age dawning is another person's daylight fading. We live in shallow days, so it's a good time to look before you leap, lest you find yourself accidentally in love with the wrong god or an unwitting friend of the devil. It happens time and time again. Hey Philistines When the Philistines captured the Ark of the Covenant, a curious thing happened to the statue of their god. Something real awful happened to them, too -- a new, miserable experience. They had to face the dark reality that they were fools for taking it. Read 1 Samuel 4-6 to see what they and the Israelites found out about using the Ark as a talisman. The downloads are free with your donation of any size to the ministry of ApologetiX. Once you make a donation, we'll email you the link for the MP3 files and cover art. Donations are not tax-deductible but help keep this ministry going. Click "Return to Merchant" link after checking out at PayPal to automatically return to the download page. We'll also send a follow-up email with the link. Mr. Don't Mr. Jones Counting Crows Hey Philistines Hey Jealousy Gin Blossoms

God Speaks - Burly For You

Get the Download for a donation Downloads Available for a Donation Released in mid-August, our 14th single of 2020 spoofs two songs from opposite ends of the United States and the American Top 40. One song hit #1 for a West Coast band and the other hit #40 for an East Coast band. But that #40 hit also hit #1 on the rock charts. God Speaks Sometimes different people who claimed to be believers attempt to move on to what they think are greener pastures, treating God like He's their ex-girlfriend. They choose to believe a comforting lie that He doesn't exist, though underneath it all they know they're running from Him. But He still can be heard through His rock-steady Word. Burly For You Goliath approached with a purposeful grimace and a terrible sound. A veteran of the seismic wars between the Philistines and their foes, you could feel the thunder when he walked and talked. His career of evil was built on dominance and submission; others raised white flags lest he beat 'em up or kill them. Then along came a certain shepherd. The downloads are free with your donation of any size to the ministry of ApologetiX. Once you make a donation, we'll email you the link for the MP3 files and cover art. Donations are not tax-deductible but help keep this ministry going. Click "Return to Merchant" link after checking out at PayPal to automatically return to the download page. We'll also send a follow-up email with the link. God Speaks Don't Speak No Doubt Burly For You Burnin' for You Blue Öyster Cult

Celebrity Kin - Miriam Girl

Get the Download for a donation Downloads Available for a Donation Released in early August, our 13th single of 2020 spoofs two very different female acts from the 90's to tell the stories of two biblical heroines from the Old Testament. Celebrity Kin Laban had two daughters. Leah may have been pretty on the inside and loaded with personality, but Rachel was Miss World and Malibu Barbie rolled into one. Yet that clouds the issue. Both sisters were forced to share a husband, who was tricked into the arrangement by their awful father. Nobody's daughter should have to live through this. Miriam Girl This is a story everybody knows. The song remembers when Moses was a baby in a basket on the Nile, as seen in another's eyes — his sister Miriam's — watching over him from the nearest distant shore. While trying to find a way to save her brother, she displayed a courage every girl can admire. And it's no fairytale; she was a real live woman. The downloads are free with your donation of any size to the ministry of ApologetiX. Once you make a donation, we'll email you the link for the MP3 files and cover art. Donations are not tax-deductible but help keep this ministry going. Click "Return to Merchant" link after checking out at PayPal to automatically return to the download page. We'll also send a follow-up email with the link. Celebrity Kin Celebrity Skin Hole Miriam Girl XXX's and OOO's (An American Girl) Trisha Yearwood

If I Could Only See - The Promised One

Get the Download for a donation Downloads Available for a Donation Released in mid-July, our 12th single of 2020 spoofs a pair of four-piece rock bands who each had one big hit on Billboard's Hot 100. If I Could Only See Jesus gave us a mountain of evidence that He was the Messiah if you'll just open up your eyes. Do you know that He healed the blind at least three different times (Matthew 9:27-31, Mark 8:22-26, and John 9:1-38)? That should send a message to anybody who has their head on straight. But some thick-headed folks resolve not to look or see. The Promised One Life in the city of Jerusalem would never be the same after the stranger from Nazareth made His triumphant entry. People swarmed the streets to check it out, hearts full of joy. It's not like it's high fashion to ride into town on a donkey, but sometimes signs of change won't blow you away like the power of a jet or the bright lights of Hollywood. The downloads are free with your donation of any size to the ministry of ApologetiX. Once you make a donation, we'll email you the link for the MP3 files and cover art. Donations are not tax-deductible but help keep this ministry going. Click "Return to Merchant" link after checking out at PayPal to automatically return to the download page. We'll also send a follow-up email with the link. If I Could Only See If You Could Only See Tonic The Promised One Der Kommissar After the Fire

Braggadocious

Get the CD $12.99 Order Our New CD Our 59th CD, Braggadocious, was released in July 2020. It features 12 parodies from the 60's, 70's, and 80's. 1. Straight On Through – Break On Through – The Doors 2. Braggin' and Lyin' – Draggin' the Line – Tommy James 3. Don't You Want the Baby – Don't You Want Me – The Human League 4. Cleaned-Up Heart – Queen of Hearts – Juice Newton 5. All My Letters – All My Loving – The Beatles 6. Lamentations Song – Ramble On – Led Zeppelin 7. Let's All Praise – Dance Hall Days – Wang Chung 8. Brag on the Lord All Day – Bang the Drum All Day – Todd Rundgren 9. (Don't Fear) The People – (Don't Fear) The Reaper – Blue Öyster Cult 10. You Ain't Been Nothing Yet – You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet – BTO 11. Learn Some Deuteronomy – Pour Some Sugar on Me – Def Leppard 12. Lemonade – Renegade – Styx Note: Tracks 9-12 are live recordings from our 25th anniversary concert.

Coming with Age - Daniel's Visions

Get the Download for a donation Downloads Available for a Donation Released in late-June, our 11th single of 2020 combats xenophobia by demonstrating that some Yankees and a Foreigner can work well together. Coming with Age Solomon had an I.Q. high enough to put all other wise men to shame, cementing his rad reputation as someone to believe in while he mystified the masses. He enjoyed runaway popularity, immeasurable riches, and a 15 minutes of fame that still hasn't expired 3000 years later. Yet he's best remembered for saying “all is vanity.” Come again? Daniel's Visions You can take the Book of Daniel and break it up into two sections: Chapters 1-6 show him growing up the hard way a long, long way from home; 7-12 show him living in a dream. Modern critics fight tooth and nail to discredit Daniel, as Darius' lowdown and dirty advisors did back then. Blinded by science, they refuse to believe in predictive prophecy. The downloads are free with your donation of any size to the ministry of ApologetiX. Once you make a donation, we'll email you the link for the MP3 files and cover art. Donations are not tax-deductible but help keep this ministry going. Click "Return to Merchant" link after checking out at PayPal to automatically return to the download page. We'll also send a follow-up email with the link. Coming with Age Coming of Age Damn Yankees Daniel's Visions Double Vision Foreigner

Let's All Praise - Straight On Through

Get the Download for a donation Downloads Available for a Donation Released in mid-June, our 10th single of 2020 features early hits from a pair of chart-topping bands — one from the United States in the 60's and the other from England in 80's. Let's All Praise The big world in which we live is scary right now. Turn up your radio; the words we use are strong. It's hard to hold back the tears. Others may start praying to a new god, and devoted friends may tell you to wake up and stop dreaming, but let's go ahead and praise the Lord anyway. Wait on Him and don't let go of your faith. Straight On Through People are estranged from God, going their own wishful, sinful way. Jesus could have chosen not to touch the Earth, but He had to do it to save us. You know that it would be untrue to say the Christian life's an easy ride, but if you keep your eyes on the road and take it as it comes, you'll absolutely live forever with Christ at the end. The downloads are free with your donation of any size to the ministry of ApologetiX. Once you make a donation, we'll email you the link for the MP3 files and cover art. Donations are not tax-deductible but help keep this ministry going. Click "Return to Merchant" link after checking out at PayPal to automatically return to the download page. We'll also send a follow-up email with the link. Let's All Praise Dance Hall Days Wang Chung Straight On Through Break On Through The Doors

Sisters Side by Side

Get the Download for a donation Downloads Available for a Donation Released in early June, our ninth single of 2020 features parodies of a pair of early-80's chartbusters — each sung by one of ApX lead singer J. Jackson's two oldest daughters, Janna and Heather. Don't You Want the Baby Elkanah married two wives: Peninnah had children, but Hannah had a houseful of nothing. Hannah was so hurt by Peninnah's taunts, it was hard not to keep feeling exasperation. But Hannah did dare to believe God could give her a son. After Samuel was born, she gave him back to God to serve Eli the priest, and God gave her more boys and girls. Cleaned-Up Heart David's sin was a well kept secret, but God sent Nathan to break it to him gently that he was heading for a heartache. Yes, it's a heartache when we're forced to face our sins, but it can be the sweetest thing for believers. It all depends on the angle of the mourning: Worldly sorrow brings death, but Godly sorrow brings repentance. Take heart! The downloads are free with your donation of any size to the ministry of ApologetiX. Once you make a donation, we'll email you the link for the MP3 files and cover art. Donations are not tax-deductible but help keep this ministry going. Click "Return to Merchant" link after checking out at PayPal to automatically return to the download page. We'll also send a follow-up email with the link. Don't You Want the Baby Don't You Want Me The Human League Cleaned-Up Heart Queen of Hearts Juice Newton

Learn Some Deuteronomy - Lemonade

Get the Download for a donation Downloads Available for a Donation Released in mid-May, our eighth single of 2020 features another pair of new-and-improved live versions of old ApologetiX favorites from our 25th-Anniversary Concert in August 2017. Learn Some Deuteronomy Originally released as a studio recording in 2000, this parody took on a new dimension when we made it an audience-participation number in our concerts. We released a popular rendition in 2004, but wait till you hear this one— it's Def-initely the Def-initive version. Lemonade Originally released as a studio recording in 2002, this parody only appeared on our set lists a time or two back then. Fifteen years later, we decided to bring it back for one night only, so we made it count! The downloads are free with your donation of any size to the ministry of ApologetiX. Once you make a donation, we'll email you the link for the MP3 files and cover art. Donations are not tax-deductible but help keep this ministry going. Click "Return to Merchant" link after checking out at PayPal to automatically return to the download page. We'll also send a follow-up email with the link. Learn Some Deuteronomy Pour Some Sugar On Me Def Leppard Lemonade Renegade Styx

(Don't Fear) the People - You Ain't Been Nothing Yet

Get the Download for a donation Downloads Available for a Donation Released in early May, our seventh single of 2020 features two new renditions of ApologetiX classics, recorded live at our 25th-Anniversary Concert in August 2017. (Don't Fear) the People This parody has encouraged many ApologetiX fans over the years to be bolder in their witness for Christ. Our new version includes the powerful middle section and signature guitar solo that were missing from our 2002 studio recording. And more cowbell! You Ain't Been Nothing Yet Here's a 2017 remake of a fan favorite from 1999 about God's ability to use us despite our weaknesses. This new version features ApX bassist Keith Haynie making a rare appearance on lead guitar as we spoof his all-time favorite secular band. The downloads are free with your donation of any size to the ministry of ApologetiX. Once you make a donation, we'll email you the link for the MP3 files and cover art. Donations are not tax-deductible but help keep this ministry going. Click "Return to Merchant" link after checking out at PayPal to automatically return to the download page. We'll also send a follow-up email with the link. (Don't Fear) the People (Don't Fear) the Reaper Blue Öyster Cult You Ain't Been Nothing Yet You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet Bachman-Turner Overdrive

Lamentations Song - Brag on the Lord All Day

Get the Download for a donation Downloads Available for a Donation Released in mid-March, our sixth single of 2020 spoofs two superstar acts of the 70's, although one of the songs is actually from the 80's. Lamentations Song Until Babylon sacked Jerusalem, the residents never thought it would ever go, but it only goes to show sometimes all of our thoughts are misleading. Some people cried and some people died and somebody (possibly Jeremiah) wrote the Book of Lamentations. It's awful doggone clear the pain of war cannot exceed the woe of aftermath. Brag on the Lord All Day Hello, it's me, J. Jackson, from ApX again. My childhood gave me some sweet memories, but even then I saw a sinner when I went to the mirror. People thought I was pretty moral, but it wouldn't have made any difference without God's faithful saving grace. Thankfully, I saw the light when Jesus came to open my eyes and set me free. The downloads are free with your donation of any size to the ministry of ApologetiX. Once you make a donation, we'll email you the link for the MP3 files and cover art. Donations are not tax-deductible but help keep this ministry going. Click "Return to Merchant" link after checking out at PayPal to automatically return to the download page. We'll also send a follow-up email with the link. Lamentations Song Ramble On Led Zeppelin Brag on the Lord All Day Bang on the Drum All Day Todd Rundgren

Alien Invasion

Get the CD $12.99 Order Our New CD Our 58th CD, Alien Invasion, was released in March 2020. It features 12 parodies from the 60's, 70's, 80's, and 90's. 1. Mr. Uzziah – Mr. Blue Sky – ELO 2. Come On, I'll Lead – Come On Eileen – Dexys Midnight Runners 3. Flew Off the Handle – Too Hot to Handle – UFO 4. Stressin' Out – Steppin' Out – Joe Jackson 5. You Fleshly Thing – You Sexy Thing – Hot Chocolate 6. Book of Life – Walk of Life – Dire Straits 7. Temple Physician – Pinball Wizard – Elton John 8. The Ballad of Peter Plungin' Ahead – The Ballad of Peter Pumpkinhead – XTC 9. Bartholomew – Bark at the Moon – Ozzy Osbourne 10. Girl Got Religion – Girls Got Rhythm – AC/DC 11. Apologetics – Come and Get It – Badfinger 12. Glad It's Over – Glad All Over – The Dave Clark Five

All My Letters / Braggin' and Lyin'

Get the Download for a donation Downloads Available for a Donation Released in early March, our fifth single of 2020 has its roots in two chart-topping 60's bands. Both of them split up in 1970, with former members going on to have varying degrees of solo success. One song we spoofed here was a pre-split hit, the other was a solo smash. All My Letters The New Testament has 21 epistles. Paul wrote more than half of them (John is the only other author of more than two). Many of these words of love were written to specific churches/people, but they are all together now for believers here, there, and everywhere -- yesterday and today. No reply is necessary aside from a repentant heart. Braggin' and Lyin' Atheists hear the words of the Bible, shoot 'em down, turn around, and say there'll be peace and good and brotherhood if the Christians of the world get out now. But what would they say if they ever knew their utopian ideal was just a mirage? They love to talk about some kind of love, but without God, ultimately it's only love of self and "do unto me." The downloads are free with your donation of any size to the ministry of ApologetiX. Once you make a donation, we'll email you the link for the MP3 files and cover art. Donations are not tax-deductible but help keep this ministry going. Click "Return to Merchant" link after checking out at PayPal to automatically return to the download page. We'll also send a follow-up email with the link. All My Letters All My Loving The Beatles Braggin' and Lyin' Draggin' the Line Tommy James

Mr. Uzziah / Come On I'll Lead

Get the Download for a donation Downloads Available for a Donation Released in late February, our fourth single of 2020 spoofs two Birmingham-based British bands. One of them had 20 U.S. Top 40 hits and the other had only one. But the one with only one had the only one that went to #1. Mr. Uzziah With a 52-year reign, Uzziah set a new world record for Jewish kings. It's over now, but much of that time was spent quarantined after he contracted leprosy from out of the blue during his showdown with God's priests. It was a painful discovery, but his sin was so serious he had to face the music from the One who rules all living things. Come On I'll Lead When Joshua took over from Moses, it was one of those things where there was no plan B. You can imagine him telling the Israelites, "Listen to this: I had to wander 40 years in the wilderness because of your fathers. I don't want to wait any more, please. Let's make this precious opportunity a reality now. Keep it moving. I'll show you the way." The downloads are free with your donation of any size to the ministry of ApologetiX. Once you make a donation, we'll email you the link for the MP3 files and cover art. Donations are not tax-deductible but help keep this ministry going. Click "Return to Merchant" link after checking out at PayPal to automatically return to the download page. We'll also send a follow-up email with the link. Mr. Uzziah Mr. Blue Sky Electric Light Orchestra Come On I'll Lead Come On Eileen Dexys Midnight Runners

Book of Life / You Fleshly Thing

Get the Download for a donation Downloads Available for a Donation Released in early February, our third single of 2020 spoofs two London-based bands -- one formed in the 60's that peaked in the 70's, and another formed in the 70's that peaked in the 80's. Each band had three Top 10 hits in the United States, with the first band having their last big hit two months before the other band had their first big hit. Book of Life One-world government? Antichrist? Armageddon? The news events of Revelation seem so far away to you and your friends. Why worry now? Well, even if kingdom come happens long after you're gone, where do you think you're going when you fade to black? You can't buy a ticket to Heaven yourself; you need Somebody Else to book your passage. You Fleshly Thing Emmanuel means "God with us," but some Christians in this changing world don't act like He's with them. Maybe you hear rumors of things they're doing; maybe their own words leave no doubt about it. Sure, everyone's a sinner, and you should give these a chance to get it right, but it may require a man-to-man talk. Sometimes it hurts to be a friend. The downloads are free with your donation of any size to the ministry of ApologetiX. Once you make a donation, we'll email you the link for the MP3 files and cover art. Donations are not tax-deductible but help keep this ministry going. Click "Return to Merchant" link after checking out at PayPal to automatically return to the download page. We'll also send a follow-up email with the link. Book of Life Walk of Life Dire Straits You Fleshly Thing You Sexy Thing Hot Chocolate

Bartholomew / Apologetics

Get the Download for a donation Downloads Available for a Donation Released in mid-January, our second single of 2020 is brought to you by the letters A and B, although not necessarily in that order. Bartholomew You know the Apostles truly believed their hero was more than a miracle man the authorities had conspired to crucify. They were fearless in proclaiming the story of HIs resurrection and refused to let it die. Even when men like Bartholomew were skinned alive, they never recanted. The church Jesus founded was not going away. Apologetics We spent years flying around the country with a suitcase full of spoofs. Though we've gotten airplay on airwaves all over the world, we've never made a lot of money, but that's not the name of the game. No matter what people think about our parodies, we love the Bible, and we take it all seriously; we just don't take ourselves too seriously. The downloads are free with your donation of any size to the ministry of ApologetiX. Once you make a donation, we'll email you the link for the MP3 files and cover art. Donations are not tax-deductible but help keep this ministry going. Click "Return to Merchant" link after checking out at PayPal to automatically return to the download page. We'll also send a follow-up email with the link. Bartholomew Bark at the Moon Ozzy Osbourne Apologetics Come and Get It Badfinger

Glad It's Over / Girl Got Religion

Get the Download for a donation Downloads Available for a Donation Released in early January, our first single of 2020 is a capital affair. Both are DC bands, even though neither came from or moved to Washington DC. In fact, neither one came from the United States. But you could call this our AC/DC5 single. Glad It's Over Some pretend it's not true, but everybody knows they're a sinner. Trouble is, too many like it like that. We run away and defy God to catch us if He can. You can live life any way you want it but you'll end up hurting inside because of it. But every prodigal who's ever come home thanks God over and over at the scene of the reunion. Girl Got Religion They see her as a holy roller now, but back in her school days, she saw herself as a problem child, breaking the rules, all screwed up and anything goes. God saw her as a damsel in distress, caught in the middle of a railroad track that ran through the badlands straight to sin city. With the flick of the switch, He saved her, just in the nick of time. The downloads are free with your donation of any size to the ministry of ApologetiX. Once you make a donation, we'll email you the link for the MP3 files and cover art. Donations are not tax-deductible but help keep this ministry going. Click "Return to Merchant" link after checking out at PayPal to automatically return to the download page. We'll also send a follow-up email with the link. Glad It's Over Glad All Over The Dave Clark Five Girl Got Religion Girls Got Rhythm AC/DC

Stressin' Out / Flew Off the Handle

Get the Download for a donation Downloads Available for a Donation Released in mid-December, our 22nd single of 2019 spoofs two very different English artists. About the only thing they have in common aside from their country of origin is the fact that we'd never spoofed either one of them till now. Stressin' Out Having slaved night and day for many years, the Israelites finally exited Egypt's evil empire. But even after God made a path through the Red Sea, breaking it in two, they still had to face Pharaoh one more time. Was he really going after them? Why? Oh well, the king with a heart of ice went out in a blaze of glory, drowning in pride and the Red Sea tide. Flew Off The Handle Once Elisha took up Elijah's mantle, it was on with the action. His many miracles made him quite a phenomenon. The writer of Second Kings portrays him as a man with sympathy when making contact with covenant keepers who had hit rock bottom, but something else when pushed to the limit by the arrogant and unrepentant. Oh my. The downloads are free with your donation of any size to the ministry of ApologetiX. Once you make a donation, we'll email you the link for the MP3 files and cover art. Donations are not tax-deductible but help keep this ministry going. Click "Return to Merchant" link after checking out at PayPal to automatically return to the download page. We'll also send a follow-up email with the link. Stressin' Out Steppin' Out Joe Jackson Flew Off the Handle Too Hot to Handle UFO

Temple Physician / The Ballad of Peter Plungin' Ahead

Get the Download for a donation Downloads Available for a Donation Released in early December, our 21st single of 2019 is an all-English affair from the 70's and the 90's. Temple Physician Strangers came to Jesus looking for an answer, trying to find a sign. They'd heard whispers of a medicine man from Galilee with healing hands, but they missed the big picture. Once His talk turned to sacrifice, many of the Jesus freaks out in the streets of Jerusalem found it easier to walk away than to follow. The Ballad of Peter Plungin' Ahead Simon Peter probably felt ten feet tall as he walked on water; that's a super-tough thing to do. Imagine the disappointed look on his face moments later when he remembered he was merely a man, and all of a sudden he started to sink. Go to John 21:7 and Matthew 16:13-20 to read about other times he took the plunge for Jesus' sake. The downloads are free with your donation of any size to the ministry of ApologetiX. Once you make a donation, we'll email you the link for the MP3 files and cover art. Donations are not tax-deductible but help keep this ministry going. Click "Return to Merchant" link after checking out at PayPal to automatically return to the download page. We'll also send a follow-up email with the link. Temple Physician Pinball Wizard Elton John The Ballad of Peter Plungin' Ahead The Ballad of Peter Pumpkinhead XTC

Prehysterical

Get the CD $12.99 Order Our New CD Our 57th CD, Prehysterical, was released in December 2019. It features 12 parodies from the 60's, 70's, and 80's. 1. Back Talk - Black Dog - Led Zeppelin 2. Bethany - Jeopardy - The Greg Kihn Band 3. Xerxes' Song - Mississippi Queen - Mountain 4. Go Witness - Roll with It - Steve Winwood 5. This Team's Extreme - Christine Sixteen - KISS 6. A Foolhardy Song - Authority Song - John Cougar Mellencamp 7. You're All Like Troglodytes - You're All I've Got Tonight - The Cars 8. Trilobite Love - Bye Bye Love - The Cars 9. You Can Be Free Now - Who Can It Be Now? - Men at Work 10. Zekie's Start-Up - Ziggy Stardust - David Bowie 11. Let Me Sit Next to Messiah - Fire - Jimi Hendrix 12. Some Signs and Wonders Follow - Some Kind of Wonderful - Grand Funk

You Can Be Free Now / Zekie's Startup

Get the Download for a donation Downloads Available for a Donation Released in mid-November, our 20th single of 2019 is brought to you by the letters Y and Z. It spoofs a couple of overseas artists, with parodies of songs that first hit the American airwaves in '72 and '82. You Can Be Free Now Peter's prison break in Acts 12 wasn't the crazy cinematic kind with explosives or tunnels down underground. That's overkill when God is sending an angel to release you. He'd done it before, in Acts 5, so it probably seemed like business as usual to Peter. It's a mistake to assume that'll happen every time, but the truth will set you free. Zekie's Startup Was Ezekiel an earthling visited by low-flying UFOs on some fantastic voyage across the universe? What in the world was it he saw? Despite certain folks loving the alien theory, the reality is those four-faced creatures that looked like scary monsters were angelic beings. Let's not dance around the truth; the outside world thinks we're kooks either way. The downloads are free with your donation of any size to the ministry of ApologetiX. Once you make a donation, we'll email you the link for the MP3 files and cover art. Donations are not tax-deductible but help keep this ministry going. Click "Return to Merchant" link after checking out at PayPal to automatically return to the download page. We'll also send a follow-up email with the link. You Can Be Free Now Who Can It Be Now? Men At Work Zekie's Startup Ziggy Stardust David Bowie

You're All Like Troglodytes / Trilobite Love

Get the Download for a donation Downloads Available for a Donation Released in late-October, our 19th single of 2019 is a classic '78 model that runs on fossil fuel. You're All Like Troglodytes Certain scientists and museum directors with high, shaking heads keep on knocking the Bible's account of man's origin. Let them show what they want; their "proof" is built to spec and built on speculation. How far can you take it before you realize it's only fabricated from fragments of dubious designation? They don't care where/what it came from, as long as it was deep. It's not the first time they've made a move like this. Trilobite Love Trilobites and dinosaurs are evidence for extinction (which we still see today), not evolution (which we don't). Atheists hope that if they make the history of the cosmos drag on forever, they'll gain enough time for evolution to occur. Going round and round, they couldn't find evidence on earth, and it was hard, so hard, to take. So they look to aliens for answers, one hand on the ground, one hand in space, all mixed up. The downloads are free with your donation of any size to the ministry of ApologetiX. Once you make a donation, we'll email you the link for the MP3 files and cover art. Donations are not tax-deductible but help keep this ministry going. Click "Return to Merchant" link after checking out at PayPal to automatically return to the download page. We'll also send a follow-up email with the link. You're All Like Troglodytes You're All I've Got Tonight The Cars Trilobite Love Bye Bye Love The Cars

Two for the Throne

Get the Download for a donation Downloads Available for a Donation Released in mid-October, our 18th single of 2019 spoofs rock classics from 1967 and 1970, originally performed by two guitar-driven American acts -- one from the Northeast and the other from the Northwest. Xerxes' Song King Xerxes ruled over a man's world, and Queen Vashti looked so fine, but she hurt his pride and passion, so he sent her away without even one last, cold kiss. Though Esther took no satisfaction in social climbing, you can't get away from destiny. But this song's mainly about Vashti, from Xerxes' perspective, suitable for the king's chorale. Let Me Sit Next to Messiah Remember James and John, the Sons of Thunder? They had one rainy wish after they'd come in from the storm: to be Jesus' right-and-left-hand men once He came into power. Subtle as machine guns, they went straight ahead and asked. His response forced their dreams to make a crash landing into their castles made of sand. The downloads are free with your donation of any size to the ministry of ApologetiX. Once you make a donation, we'll email you the link for the MP3 files and cover art. Donations are not tax-deductible but help keep this ministry going. Click "Return to Merchant" link after checking out at PayPal to automatically return to the download page. We'll also send a follow-up email with the link. Xerxes' Song Mississippi Queen Mountain Let Me Sit Next to Messiah Fire Jimi Hendrix

Some Signs and Wonders Follow / Get Serene

Get the Download for a donation Downloads Available for a Donation Released in late-September, our 17th single of 2019 spoofs a mid-70's rock classic that had no guitars and a mid-90's rock classic that had no drums. But that didn't stop the former from hitting #3 on the pop charts or the latter from hitting #1 on the modern-rock charts (and #28 on the pop charts). Some Signs and Wonders Follow Jesus' disciples had their share of ups and downs and bad times as they went into all the world (and when they stayed closer to home) to talk to the people, but God did miraculous good things to testify that His favor was shining on them. We're not in need of a time machine to see that; many of those moments were caught in the Acts of the Apostles. Get Serene So many of us inner-peace-seekers are swallowed up by anxiety and distracted by little things, distant voices, even the people that we love — bodies in motion constantly like the house is on fire. Meditation isn't everything Zen Buddhism claims, but Jesus would often slip away by Himself to pray, then come down from the mountain refreshed. Be still, my love! The downloads are free with your donation of any size to the ministry of ApologetiX. Once you make a donation, we'll email you the link for the MP3 files and cover art. Donations are not tax-deductible but help keep this ministry going. Click "Return to Merchant" link after checking out at PayPal to automatically return to the download page. We'll also send a follow-up email with the link. Some Signs and Wonders Follow Some Kind of Wonderful Grand Funk Get Serene Glycerine Bush

Conspiracy No. 56

Get the CD $12.99 Our 56th CD, Conspiracy No. 56, was released in September 2019. It features 12 parodies from the 50's, 60's, 70's, and 80's. 1. Your Money Don't Last - Your Mama Don't Dance - Loggins & Messina 2. I Want a New Covenant - I Want a New Drug - Huey Lewis and the News 3. Little Youth Group - Little Deuce Coupe - The Beach Boys 4. Still His Name - Still the Same - Bob Seger 5. Something from Nothing - Nothing from Nothing - Billy Preston 6. Romans 1:20 - Running on Empty - Jackson Browne 7. That's Unbelief - Bad Company - Bad Company 8. Don't You Be Like That - Don't Do Me Like That - Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers 9. Great Tongues of Fire - Great Balls of Fire - Jerry Lee Lewis 10. Midlife Confession - Midnight Confessions - The Grass Roots 11. Do You Know What I Dreamed? - Do You Know What I Mean - Lee Michaels 12. James - Jane - Jefferson Starship

Back Talk / Bethany

Get the Download for a donation Downloads Available for a Donation Released in mid-September, our 16th single of 2019 spoofs a pair rock bands not known for having many hit singles. Coincidentally, each band's biggest single hit the Top 5 and each band's second-biggest single went to #15 exactly. But one of those bands also had seven albums go to #1. Back Talk It's been a long time since the Pentateuch, but ancient manuscripts confirm there's been a trouble-free transmission since then. They carry news that must get through, things you really ought to know, but people turned away. Then as it was, then again it will be. It's a total disgrace. We ain't disclosing no names, but it really makes life a drag. Bethany We all have a fascination with miracle stories, and they don't write 'em in the Bible unless they're true confessions, but seeing is believing, as Martha could testify. When Jesus said to open Lazarus' tomb, she was the girl most likely to worry about the smell after how long he'd been dead. Lucky for her, Jesus was unfazed, and the family was reunited. The downloads are free with your donation of any size to the ministry of ApologetiX. Once you make a donation, we'll email you the link for the MP3 files and cover art. Donations are not tax-deductible but help keep this ministry going. Click "Return to Merchant" link after checking out at PayPal to automatically return to the download page. We'll also send a follow-up email with the link. Back Talk Black Dog Led Zeppelin Bethany Jeopardy The Greg Kihn Band

Go Witness / This Team's Extreme

Get the Download for a donation Downloads Available for a Donation Released in late-August, our 15th single of 2019 spoofs hits from the summers of '77 and '88. Go Witness It's about time we stop holding on to the edge of our seats and start walking on (even running on) towards the multitudes who are waiting for someone like you to bring them to higher love and set their hearts on fire for Christ. Don't you know what the light can do? While you see a chance, take it. Let someone else sit in your vacant chair. This Team's Extreme Think Goliath was the only larger-than-life monster posing a danger to Israel? No, no, no! Thankfully, David didn't live in a world without heroes besides himself. If you were a king back then, you wanted the best warriors, and David had 30 of them within his inner circle, fighting the unholy hordes like crazy knights of a biblical round table. The downloads are free with your donation of any size to the ministry of ApologetiX. Once you make a donation, we'll email you the link for the MP3 files and cover art. Donations are not tax-deductible but help keep this ministry going. Click "Return to Merchant" link after checking out at PayPal to automatically return to the download page. We'll also send a follow-up email with the link. Go Witness Roll With It Steve Winwood This Team's Extreme Christine Sixteen KISS

A Foolhardy Song / Good Trend

Get the Download for a donation Downloads Available for a Donation Released in mid-August, our 14th single of 2019 spoofs rock hits from two singer-songwriters who grew up in America's heartland, although one of them had to move to the Southeast to make it big. A Foolhardy Song The Bible advocates avoiding arguments with fools, but sometimes a great notion is hard to live out in our weakest moments. Now more than ever, Christians are an easy target; we are the people they think are the crazy ones. When they say mean things, it hurts, so good people may lose their cool. The kid inside of you wants to fight back. Can you take it? Good Trend Israel's life in the wilderness wasn't easy or 100% fun. Neither is the Christian life, no matter how cool we say it is. The ugly truth is we're the same as they in doubting sometimes, but God provides food to all living things on Earth, whether we notice His divine intervention or not. He gave us our daily bread today, and He'll do it again tomorrow. The downloads are free with your donation of any size to the ministry of ApologetiX. Once you make a donation, we'll email you the link for the MP3 files and cover art. Donations are not tax-deductible but help keep this ministry going. Click "Return to Merchant" link after checking out at PayPal to automatically return to the download page. We'll also send a follow-up email with the link. A Foolhardy Song Authority Song John Cougar Mellencamp Good Trend Girlfriend Matthew Sweet

James / Quite a God

Get the Download for a donation New Downloads Available for a Donation Released in early August, our 13th single of 2019 features parodies of hits by two California-based bands we've never spoofed before. James In modern times, we see Jesus' half-brother James as a man of faith, but when Jesus first walked the earth, James had his doubts. All of Jesus' siblings treated Him just the same as the rest of the family, despite His miracles and runaway popularity. But later on, after He'd come to life again, they'd have an awakening and see the light. Quite a God No matter how much we're paid for work that we do while we're doing time on earth, our true source of sustenance is the same in the end. If you put your hope in God, He'll make sure you'll have all you need. If you take the wrong way and reject Him, get ready for consequences, whether it be the pawn shop, the poorhouse, the jailhouse, or worse. The downloads are free with your donation of any size to the ministry of ApologetiX. Once you make a donation, we'll email you the link for the MP3 files and cover art. Donations are not tax-deductible but help keep this ministry going. Click "Return to Merchant" link after checking out at PayPal to automatically return to the download page. We'll also send a follow-up email with the link. James Jane Jefferson Starship Quite a God What I Got Sublime

Little Youth Group / Don't You Be Like That

Get the Download for a donation New Downloads Available for a Donation Released in early July, our 12th single of 2019 spoofs two timeless hits from early in the careers of a pair of American icons. Little Youth Group It's so tough here today for teens to find true friends when they're busy doing nothing but surfing the net for social-media connections. They've got to find a new place where the kids are hip but aren't hypocrites, where it's OK to be yourself and learn a thing or two about the Bible every week. That's where you want to go to get away from it all. Come go with me. Don't You Be Like That Canaan offered the best of everything, but God made hard promises to Israel so they'd know beyond a shadow of a doubt what He'd do if they had a change of heart and copied the Canaanites. Unfortunately, the rebels among them didn't scare easy. Now it's wake-up time again. Don't waver between two worlds; playing dumb isn't good enough. The downloads are free with your donation of any size to the ministry of ApologetiX. Once you make a donation, we'll email you the link for the MP3 files and cover art. Donations are not tax-deductible but help keep this ministry going. Click "Return to Merchant" link after checking out at PayPal to automatically return to the download page. We'll also send a follow-up email with the link. Little Youth Group Little Deuce Coupe The Beach Boys Don't You Be Like That Don't Do Me Like That Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers

Great Tongues of Fire / I Want a New Covenant

Get the Download for a donation New Downloads Available for a Donation Released in mid-June, our 11th single of 2019 spoofs a couple guys named Lewis -- one who found (and helped found) rock and roll in the 50's, and another who didn't get The News till the '80s. Great Tongues of Fire Acts 2 says tongues of fire and the sound of a mighty wind let the Apostles know the Holy Spirit had come on in. Those telltale signs left them breathless, but not speechless. Acts 4 is another place another time when the Spirit came once more with feeling (there was a whole lot of shaking going on). Does He have an invitation to your party? I Want a New Covenant Israel broke God's covenant, but it's all right. In Jeremiah 31:31, He announced Plan B for Jacob's latter-day descendants. It involved a change of heart -- not God's heart, but man's. In HIs foreknowledge, He'd always known we'd all fall short of loving Him with all of our heart and soul. But He had a perfect solution for this imperfect world. The downloads are free with your donation of any size to the ministry of ApologetiX. Once you make a donation, we'll email you the link for the MP3 files and cover art. Donations are not tax-deductible but help keep this ministry going. Click "Return to Merchant" link after checking out at PayPal to automatically return to the download page. We'll also send a follow-up email with the link. Great Tongues of Fire Great Balls of Fire Jerry Lee Lewis I Want a New Covenant I Want a New Drug Huey Lewis and The News

Sandwich Platter

Get the CD $12.99 Order Our New CD Our 55th CD, Sandwich Platter, was released in July 2019. It features 12 parodies from the 60's, 70's, and 80's. 1. Broke a Loaf of Bread - Locomotive Breath - Jethro Tull 2. Mephibosheth - The B**** is Back - Elton John 3. Jewish Farm - Junior's Farm - Paul McCartney & Wings 4. Eve Looks Back - Landslide - Fleetwood Mac 5. Isaiah 55 - I Can't Drive 55 - Sammy Hagar 6. Bold as Christ - Cold as Ice - Foreigner 7. Back in the Battle - Back in the Saddle - Aerosmith 8. Full of Yourself - Fooling Yourself - Styx 9. (Check Out) the Book - The Look - Roxette 10. Go Home with the Prodigal Son - Take the Money and Run - Steve Miller Band 11. Stay Deceased - Stay With Me - Faces 12. A Day in the Loaf - A Day in the Life - The Beatles

Something from Nothing / That's Unbelief

Get the Download for a donation New Downloads Available for a Donation Released in early June, our 10th single of 2019 spoofs pop and rock hits from 1974. Something from Nothing The Bible says God made everything, even the seemingly limitless reaches of outer space. It was a whole new thing; that's the way God planned it. Get into an argument with an atheist about it, though, and it will go around in circles. But if they take time to figure it out and get back to the beginning, they'll realize something had to start it all. That's Unbelief Peter seemed rock steady before the Last Supper; Judas did not. Take the time to read John 12:6 and you'll see Judas used to steal from the silver, loot, and gold in the money box. Was he a bad man or just a case of good living gone bad? Either way, he found fame and fortune in the worst way possible and wound up abandoned and alone. The downloads are free with your donation of any size to the ministry of ApologetiX. Once you make a donation, we'll email you the link for the MP3 files and cover art. Donations are not tax-deductible but help keep this ministry going. Click "Return to Merchant" link after checking out at PayPal to automatically return to the download page. We'll also send a follow-up email with the link. Something from Nothing Nothing from Nothing Billy Preston That's Unbelief Bad Company Bad Company

Isaiah 55 / Still His Name

Get the Download for a donation New Downloads Available for a Donation Released in late May, our ninth single of 2019 spoofs Hagar/Seger with greater vigor than a major leaguer. Isaiah 55 Sometimes we have high hopes and dreams we want fulfilled right now but God gives us a red light. "Don't make me wait," we cry. But Father knows best. Don't fight it; He may be keeping you out of a danger zone. Remember the heroes of the Old Testament who waited on Him. What they wouldn't give to live a life like ours, knowing Jesus personally. Still His Name Exodus 20:7 gives us an understanding why we should be trying to live a life without using the Lord's name in vain. Even now, we've got two nice New Testament reminders of the holiness of His name in Matt. 6:9 and Luke 11:12. It's the only name that saves men from the fiery lake in the famous final scene. But some men go just where they want. The downloads are free with your donation of any size to the ministry of ApologetiX. Once you make a donation, we'll email you the link for the MP3 files and cover art. Donations are not tax-deductible but help keep this ministry going. Click "Return to Merchant" link after checking out at PayPal to automatically return to the download page. We'll also send a follow-up email with the link. Isaiah 55 I Can't Drive 55 Sammy Hagar Still His Name Still the Same Bob Seger

Midlife Confession / Do You Know What I Dreamed?

Get the Download for a donation New Downloads Available for a Donation Released in early May, our eighth single of 2019 spoofs Top 10 hits from 1968 and 1971, each by artists out of Los Angeles CA. Midlife Confession So you believe Jesus is Lord? Sooner or later you gotta come on and say it. Heaven knows how you feel, but does anybody else? Why wait a million years to get it out in the open? Nobody expects you to go walking through the country with a big cross, but don't waste this precious time and end up lamenting things you should have said. Do You Know What I Dreamed? Nebuchadnezzar wanted his wizards to interpret his dream but told them no part of it. Why make it so hard? In his own special way, he figured if they couldn't gain basic knowledge of the details supernaturally, they couldn't gain the meaning, either. It looked like he had them over a barrel till Daniel gave a perfect recital and explanation. The downloads are free with your donation of any size to the ministry of ApologetiX. Once you make a donation, we'll email you the link for the MP3 files and cover art. Donations are not tax-deductible but help keep this ministry going. Click "Return to Merchant" link after checking out at PayPal to automatically return to the download page. We'll also send a follow-up email with the link. Midlife Confession Midnight Confessions The Grass Roots Do You Know What I Dreamed? Do You Kow What I Mean Lee Michaels

Even Though / Seven Romans

Get the Download for a donation New Downloads Available for a Donation Released in mid-April, our seventh single of 2019 spoofs hits from each end of the 90's -- both by five-piece, American, alt-rock bands. Even Though Treat others with deference, not indifference. Yield to God's will, not your own. Verses like Philippians 2:3-8 show that Christ humbled Himself, even enduring whipping and crucifixion under Pilate, to save you when you were oceans apart. Mind your manners and don't forget who you are -- a glorified grace-receiver, saved by His blood. Seven Romans When we come to Jesus, He points us in a new direction. There's glory waiting in Heaven when it's over, but till then, there are some days when it all falls apart. Anyone reading Romans 7 for the first time will be floored by what Paul writes about his own struggles. He made it and so can we, but we have to learn to walk before we can fly. The downloads are free with your donation of any size to the ministry of ApologetiX. Once you make a donation, we'll email you the link for the MP3 files and cover art. Donations are not tax-deductible but help keep this ministry going. Click "Return to Merchant" link after checking out at PayPal to automatically return to the download page. We'll also send a follow-up email with the link. Even Though Even Flow Pearl Jam Seven Romans Every Morning Sugar Ray

Double Take

Get the CD $12.99 Order Our New CD Our 54th CD, Double Take, was released in April 2019. It features 12 parodies from the 60's, 70's, 80's, and 90's. 1. Take the Wrong Way Home - Take the Long Way Home - Supertramp 2. Taken Up - Shake It Up - The Cars 3. Turn Up the Ray of Hope - Turn Up the Radio - Autograph 4. That's Saul - That's All - Genesis 5. She's Not Dead - She's Not There - The Zombies 6. Call Me the Priest - Call Me the Breeze - Lynyrd Skynyrd 7. Busted God's Laws - Must of Got Lost - The J. Geils Band 8. Marry Mary - Mary Mary - The Monkees 9. Once We're Over the Line - One Toke Over the Line - Brewer & Shipley 10. The Wonder of Christmas - I Wish - Stevie Wonder 11. A Loan for You - All Over You - Live 12. Read Isaiah - Green-Eyed Lady - Sugarloaf

Romans 1:20 / Broke a Loaf of Bread

Get the Download for a donation New Downloads Available for a Donation Released in late March, our sixth single of 2019 spoofs two artists who had #1 albums in the 1970's. Ironically, neither one's biggest-selling album (and that's where these songs came from) hit #1, even though each sold over three times as many units as the chart-toppers. Romans 1:20 Atheists openly mock God these days. Among the human beings, in their designer genes, they look at life with such disregard for every man who disagrees. They don't hold out much hope for the Bible; they want to pack it up and tear it down and say it isn't true. Yet they stay loyal to their own experts, despite their ever-changing assessments. Broke a Loaf of Bread As Easter approaches, you won't see a passion play without Judas' betrayal or Peter's denial. Ever find yourself wondering aloud why God let epic fails like that wind up in the Bible? This was for our benefit. They show it's the truth, not a Mother Goose fairy tale. And they demonstrate HIs grace through the one infallible teacher, His Son. The downloads are free with your donation of any size to the ministry of ApologetiX. Once you make a donation, we'll email you the link for the MP3 files and cover art. Donations are not tax-deductible but help keep this ministry going. Click "Return to Merchant" link after checking out at PayPal to automatically return to the download page. We'll also send a follow-up email with the link. Romans 1:20 Running on Empty Jackson Browne Broke a Loaf of Bread Locomotive Breath Jethro Tull

Mephibosheth / Go Home with the Prodigal Son

Get the Download for a donation New Downloads Available for a Donation Released in mid-March, our fifth single of 2019 spoofs two big hits from the mid-70's by two big hitters of that era. Mephibosheth Some princes just can't wait to be king, but Saul's son Jonathan wasn't chasing the crown. Best friends with David, he had a good heart and small ego but died too young, same day as Saul. To add to this hard-luck story, his young son was dropped that day and lost the power to walk. But David made sure he wouldn't have to go it alone. Go Home with the Prodigal Son Leaving home, out on the road at last, the prodigal felt like a lucky man on the threshold of the Hollywood dream. Then money and food ran out, shattering his perfect world. He wound up feeding pigs behind the barn. He'd been working so hard, but it just kept getting tougher every day; he couldn't wait to give it up and get on home. The downloads are free with your donation of any size to the ministry of ApologetiX. Once you make a donation, we'll email you the link for the MP3 files and cover art. Donations are not tax-deductible but help keep this ministry going. Click "Return to Merchant" link after checking out at PayPal to automatically return to the download page. We'll also send a follow-up email with the link. Mephibosheth The B**** is Back Elton John Go Home with the Prodigal Son Take the Money and Run Steve Miller Band

Your Money Don't Last / Birdie in Thy Hand

Get the Download for a donation New Downloads Available for a Donation Released in late-February, our fourth single of 2019 features two American groups whose lead singers were both born in Washington State. Their birthdates were 16 years apart, but their musical styles were light years apart. Your Money Don't Last Thinking of your financial future? In Heaven, everything will be free. Even here on earth, money can't buy peace of mind. Whether you're strugglin' till the ends meet or your bank account's growin', don't keep it sittin' in a vault. If we're saving our money for only ourselves, we're wasting our time, and you never can tell when your time will be up. Birdie in Thy Hand Remember the question Jesus Christ posed in Luke 12: "Who of you by worrying can add a single hour to your life?" Whether or not birds head down south to avoid an unkind winter, they always find food somewhere, and they'd have zero chance without God's help. But pay no attention to boo birds; He's not a crutch or kickstand, He's our rock. The downloads are free with your donation of any size to the ministry of ApologetiX. Once you make a donation, we'll email you the link for the MP3 files and cover art. Donations are not tax-deductible but help keep this ministry going. Click "Return to Merchant" link after checking out at PayPal to automatically return to the download page. We'll also send a follow-up email with the link. Your Money Don't Last Your Mama Don't Dance Loggins & Messina Birdie in Thy Hand Burden in My Hand Soundgarden

Back in the Battle / Bold as Christ

Get the Download for a donation New Downloads Available for a Donation Released in mid-February, our third single of 2019 is a double-shot of classic rock from 1977. Back in the Battle Ephesians 6:12 helps us draw the line between human conflict and the ultimate sources behind it. When push comes to shove, we're not fighting flesh and blood but powerful fallen angels from the other side. Love the dude, hate the demons. What it takes to fight 'em is the amazing armor of God. Get a grip on that and you'll be fine. Bold as Christ When ancient Christian men and women neared the Colosseum and heard the roar of the crowd, it reminded them of the cost of serving Christ. But their reaction to actions taken against them won many souls. That was yesterday, yet we still find ourselves at war with the world in the modern day. Are you worried what your friends see? The downloads are free with your donation of any size to the ministry of ApologetiX. Once you make a donation, we'll email you the link for the MP3 files and cover art. Donations are not tax-deductible but help keep this ministry going. Click "Return to Merchant" link after checking out at PayPal to automatically return to the download page. We'll also send a follow-up email with the link. Back in the Battle Back in the Saddle Aerosmith Bold as Christ Cold as Ice Foreigner

Full of Yourself (Distinguished Young Man) / (Check Out) The Book

Get the Download for a donation New Downloads Available for a Donation Released in early-February, our second single of 2019 spoofs two bands with x's in their name like us -- one from the 70's and one from the 80's. Full of Yourself (Distinguished Young Man) "The stone the builders rejected has become the cornerstone." David wrote that 1000 years before a man in the wilderness named John began preparing the way for a man of miracles named Jesus. In today's culture of "I'm OK, you're OK," everything is cool but Jesus. It's high time they learned they're missing the best thing life has to offer. (Check Out) The Book This world is fading like a flower, but the Word of the Lord endures forever. Some try to paint it in a bad light as a dangerous book, and they tell lies about it. Chances are you've heard them, but if you read it with an open mind and listen to your heart, you'll know beyond a shadow of a doubt it's the truth, and things will never be the same. The downloads are free with your donation of any size to the ministry of ApologetiX. Once you make a donation, we'll email you the link for the MP3 files and cover art. Donations are not tax-deductible but help keep this ministry going. Click "Return to Merchant" link after checking out at PayPal to automatically return to the download page. We'll also send a follow-up email with the link. Full of Yourself Fooling Yourself (The Angry Young Man) Styx (Check Out) The Book The Look Roxette

A Day in the Loaf / Stay Deceased

Get the Download for a donation New Downloads Available for a Donation Released in mid-January, our first single of 2019 spoofs two British bands who each had multiple members achieve considerable success after they broke up. A Day in the Loaf It looked like the crowd would starve, till there was a youth willing to share. He was only one in 5000, but this boy was unique; he actually brought food. Moral of the story: Even if many people come together for a last-minute meal, fixing a whole bunch of food isn't a problem with Jesus. All you need is loaves. Some fish would help, too. Dig it? Stay Deceased If you see Jehovah's Witnesses while looking out the window, your first step should be to pray. Don't treat them bad and ruin an opportunity. How will they know love lives here if you're so rude? Ask God to make them open to ideas you present. You may be quite amazed. We wrote this song to help you when they talk about the afterlife. The downloads are free with your donation of any size to the ministry of ApologetiX. Once you make a donation, we'll email you the link for the MP3 files and cover art. Donations are not tax-deductible but help keep this ministry going. Click "Return to Merchant" link after checking out at PayPal to automatically return to the download page. We'll also send a follow-up email with the link. A Day in the Loaf A Day in the Life The Beatles Stay Deceased Stay with Me The Faces

Eve Looks Back / Jewish Farm

Get the Download for a donation New Downloads Available for a Donation Released in late-December, our 23rd single of 2018 features parodies of two songs from the mid-70's done by rock quintets formed in England, although each often featured American members. Eve Looks Back Eve may not have been a sentimental lady, but she could never forget Eden, though she was never going back again. Then the tragedy with Cain and Abel. What was the world turning into? But like Abraham's wife, Sarah, she could cling to a promise made about a beautiful child she'd bear, even if specifics weren't crystal clear at the time. Jewish Farm Jesus told stories the average person could relate to. Each had an underlying message, but only some would get it. Like this one about a sower in the heart of the country with crops coming up like flowers in the dirt. Elsewhere we learn there's a big barn ready to hold the harvest and reapers who'll take it away on another day yet to be revealed. The downloads are free with your donation of any size to the ministry of ApologetiX. Once you make a donation, we'll email you the link for the MP3 files and cover art. Donations are not tax-deductible but help keep this ministry going. Click "Return to Merchant" link after checking out at PayPal to automatically return to the download page. We'll also send a follow-up email with the link. Eve Looks Back Landslide Fleetwood Mac Jewish Farm Junior's Farm Paul McCartney & Wings

The Wonder of Christmas / Once We're Over the Line

Get the Download for a donation New Downloads Available for a Donation Released in mid-December, our 22nd single of 2018 features parodies of a one-hit wonder and #1-hit Wonder: The Wonder of Christmas As we celebrate Christ's first advent, it's important to remember He'll eventually come back down to earth for a big finale, even though it seems so long since last time. It won't be as a baby, and if you really love Him you won't need another star to ascertain His whereabouts. Don't you worry about a thing; you will know. He'll make sure you're sure. Once We're Over the Line Joseph's wife, Mary, was a small-town girl, but her son was no natural child. In the midst of an incredible state of affairs, an angel told Joseph to rise up and take the old road down to Egypt, where they could all have a good life in hiding. Herod was bound to fall eventually, and once he did, they could make like a boomerang and return. The downloads are free with your donation of any size to the ministry of ApologetiX. Once you make a donation, we'll email you the link for the MP3 files and cover art. Donations are not tax-deductible but help keep this ministry going. Click "Return to Merchant" link after checking out at PayPal to automatically return to the download page. We'll also send a follow-up email with the link. The Wonder of Christmas I Wish Stevie Wonder Once We're Over the Line One Toke Over the Line Brewer & Shipley

Marry Mary / Turn Up the Ray of Hope

Get the Download for a donation New Downloads Available for a Donation Released in early-December, our 21st single of 2018 features two bands out of Los Angeles County, California, although they don't have much common ground aside from that. Marry Mary Jesus' foster father, Joseph, could never be called a man without a dream; he had several angelic visitations in the dream world. The first was after he found out his fiancée was pregnant. The angel told him not to forget that girl but to take a giant step of faith, even if it was hard to believe she was still a virgin, and he trusted the angel's words. Turn Up the Ray of Hope This crazy world seeks the thrill of love without realizing that faith and hope are the other missing pieces in a three-piece setting. As 1 Peter 3:15 shows, when others see hope in us, that's the stuff that'll prompt them to ask questions about our faith. Our attitudes and actions speak louder than words. Let's use them to create a buzz for Him. The downloads are free with your donation of any size to the ministry of ApologetiX. Once you make a donation, we'll email you the link for the MP3 files and cover art. Donations are not tax-deductible but help keep this ministry going. Click "Return to Merchant" link after checking out at PayPal to automatically return to the download page. We'll also send a follow-up email with the link. Marry Mary Mary Mary The Monkees Turn Up the Ray of Hope Turn Up the Radio Autograph

That's Too Bad

Get the CD $12.99 Order Our Next CD Our 53rd CD, That's Too Bad, was released in early December 2018. It features 13 parodies from the 70's, 80's, and 90's. 1. Bad Foreign Girls - Fat Bottomed Girls - Queen 2. She's Got Cooties - She's a Beauty - The Tubes 3. Dumb Questions - Come Dancing - The Kinks 4. Embarrassing Moments - American Woman - The Guess Who 5. Soakin' in the Lord's Book - Smokin' in the Boys Room - Brownsville Station 6. The War in You - The Warrior - Scandal featuring Patty Smyth 7. Bad Things for a Good Time - Nothin' but a Good Time - Poison 8. It's a Long Way to the Dock (if You Wanna Stop in Rome) - It's a Long Way to the Top (if You Wanna Rock 'n' Roll) - AC/DC 9. Everybody Burps - Everybody Hurts - REM 10. Campaign to Jehovah -Champagne Supernova - Oasis 11. Bible O'Really - Baba O'Riley - The Who 12. On the Road Away from Home - Take Me Home, Country Roads - John Denver 13. Steelers Make it Tough - Feel Like Makin' Love - Bad Company

Taken Up / Take the Wrong Way Home

Get the Download for a donation New Downloads Available for a Donation Released in mid-November, our 20th single of 2018 spoofs Top 10 hits from the late 70's and early 80's. Taken Up You don't need magic to make someone disappear; just ask Enoch and Eljiah. Well, they can't answer right now, since they're gone, but we won't let them leave you up in the air. They left the scene without a trace. Take another look at 2 Kings 2:11, Genesis 5:24, and 1 Thess. 4:17. Who says there's no escape without a scrape? Take the Wrong Way Home If you bring up the Bible in casual conversations at school or work, it might end up being famous last words. Watch what you say or they'll be calling you a radical, a dreamer hoping it's going to come true, or a crazy person in need of an asylum. If only they'd give a little bit of thought to their final destination before it's too late. The downloads are free with your donation of any size to the ministry of ApologetiX. Once you make a donation, we'll email you the link for the MP3 files and cover art. Donations are not tax-deductible but help keep this ministry going. Click "Return to Merchant" link after checking out at PayPal to automatically return to the download page. We'll also send a follow-up email with the link. Taken Up Shake It Up The Cars Take the Wrong Way Home Take the Long Way Home Supertramp

Call Me the Priest / A Loan for You

Get the Download for a donation New Downloads Available for a Donation Released in early November our 19th single of 2018 is brought to you by the letter L -- 70's style and 90's style. Call Me the Priest Aaron's first 80 years were nothing fancy, with not many things going on, so he was free as a bird when God called. He wasn't on the hunt for a new job or searching for fame, but he'd soon be the envy of every mother's son in Israel -- the first, not the last, of a dying breed of high priests. But therein lay the problem. A Loan for You He was deep enough in debt to the king that it would take a century to pay it off, maybe 10,000 years. In fact, forever may not be long enough. Yet the king forgave it all. The debtor, however, forgot that sweet release when he met a man who owed him. Consider your debts when you eye a loan someone owes you, OK? If you won't, God will. The downloads are free with your donation of any size to the ministry of ApologetiX. Once you make a donation, we'll email you the link for the MP3 files and cover art. Donations are not tax-deductible but help keep this ministry going. Click "Return to Merchant" link after checking out at PayPal to automatically return to the download page. We'll also send a follow-up email with the link. Call Me the Priest Call Me the Breeze Lynyrd Skynyrd A Loan for You All Over You Live

She's Not Dead / Read Isaiah

Get the Download for a donation New Downloads Available for a Donation Released in mid-October, our 18th single of 2018 spoofs two bands with only five Top 40 hits between them, but all five went into the Top 10. She's Not Dead Acts 9 -- Paul's faith odyssey may begin here, but Peter wasn't finished speaking the oracles of God. In the same chapter, he resurrected a woman named Tabitha (a.k.a. Dorcas). She seemed just out of reach, beyond the borderline of Heaven's gate, but she was the kind of girl the whole church loved, so how could Peter tell her no? Read Isaiah Isaiah predicted many details of Christ's life, 700 years ahead of time, but the train kept a-rollin' till they were fulfilled. Prophets often looked far west of tomorrow when they said things were gonna change sometime in the future. Skeptics go round and round to make Isaiah their boogie man, but don't call us crazy if we take him at his word. The downloads are free with your donation of any size to the ministry of ApologetiX. Once you make a donation, we'll email you the link for the MP3 files and cover art. Donations are not tax-deductible but help keep this ministry going. Click "Return to Merchant" link after checking out at PayPal to automatically return to the download page. We'll also send a follow-up email with the link. She's Not Dead She's Not There The Zombies Read Isaiah Green-Eyed Lady Sugarloaf

That's Saul / Busted God's Laws

Get the Download for a donation New Downloads Available for a Donation Released in early October, our 17th single of 2018 spoofs two bands that formed in the late 1960s but had to wait till the 1980s before they finally got number-one hits. That's Saul In the beginning of the ballad of big Saul and little David, the Israelites were counting out time between Goliath's taunts, to which they had no reply at all. Yet after the ordeal was over, Saul wasn't happy the man who felled the giant got all the glory. He started taking it all too hard, and soon David was down and out, in hiding in the wilderness. Busted God's Laws Moses went to get God's laws in the usual place they met, but 40 days was too long for the Israelites to wait without things getting out of hand. Still, in his worst nightmares, Moses didn't expect to come back and find them giving it all up for a golden calf. It put a rage in the sage, and the ensuing wreckage included both calf and Commandments. The downloads are free with your donation of any size to the ministry of ApologetiX. Once you make a donation, we'll email you the link for the MP3 files and cover art. Donations are not tax-deductible but help keep this ministry going. Click "Return to Merchant" link after checking out at PayPal to automatically return to the download page. We'll also send a follow-up email with the link. That's Saul That's All Genesis Busted God's Laws Must of Got Lost The J. Geils Band

It's a Long Way to the Dock (If You Wanna Stop in Rome) / Everybody Burps

Get the Download for a donation New Downloads Available for a Donation Released in late September, our 16th single of 2018 spoofs two bands that only go by initials, and both are abbreviations for scientific terms. It's a Long Way to the Dock (If You Wanna Stop in Rome) Young Saul of Tarsus had a heart and head as hard as a rock, and he had a hard life after Christ transformed him into the Apostle Paul. It ain't no fun facing the danger and rough stuff he endured, but Paul kept a stiff upper lip, taking everything in his stride like there was nothing he'd rather do. He was one of a kind but wanted no applause. Everybody Burps Before you murmur against others for doing things you can't stand that drive you crazy time after time, consider this: What's the frequency of your own sin? We'll all face a day of reckoning at the end of the world as we know it. You may not feel like a monster, but we all stumble in many ways and need to repent before we run out of time. The downloads are free with your donation of any size to the ministry of ApologetiX. Once you make a donation, we'll email you the link for the MP3 files and cover art. Donations are not tax-deductible but help keep this ministry going. Click "Return to Merchant" link after checking out at PayPal to automatically return to the download page. We'll also send a follow-up email with the link. It's a Long Way to the Dock (If You Wanna Stop in Rome) It's a Long Way to the Top (If You Wanna Rock 'n' Roll) AC/DC Everybody Burps Everybody Hurts REM

Embarrassing Moments / Soakin' in the Lord's Book

Get the Download for a donation New Downloads Available for a Donation Released in early September, our 15th single of 2018 spoofs a pair of chart-toppin', hard-rockin' hits from the early 70's. Embarrassing Moments It's not like Peter had no time to prepare; Jesus gave him fair warning. He remembered laughing to himself at the notion he wouldn't stand tall when they came for Jesus. But he wasn't a one-man army. Now he was shaking all over, posing as a proper stranger. His promises were broken, his faith was undone, and he wanted to lie down and die. Soakin' in the Lord's Book Yeah, that's fine if you bring any other book to school, but you know better than to get caught with a Bible by your side. At best, the school punks will treat you like a Martian. At worst, you'll be wanted dead or alive by the authorities. Or maybe you'll be the one that got away with it. But God's Word is the truth, take it (to school) or leave it (at home). The downloads are free with your donation of any size to the ministry of ApologetiX. Once you make a donation, we'll email you the link for the MP3 files and cover art. Donations are not tax-deductible but help keep this ministry going. Click "Return to Merchant" link after checking out at PayPal to automatically return to the download page. We'll also send a follow-up email with the link. Embarrassing Moments American Woman The Guess Who Soakin' in the Lord's Book Smokin' in the Boy's Room Brownsville Station

The War in You / Bad Things for a Good Time

Get the Download for a donation New Downloads Available for a Donation Released in late August, our 14th single of 2018 spoofs Top 10 hits from the 80's by a pair of American rock bands that originated in the Northeast (although one of those bands had to move to L.A. before it finally found fame). The War in You In spiritual warfare, there are many battles. You win some and lose some. Even if you feel you've won less than half, ultimate victory was assured when you came to Christ and said goodbye to your old life. Give it time and call to Heaven for help. It may feel like the enemy has your hands tied, but you march to the beat of a heart filled with Christ. Bad Things for a Good Time Satan likes to play dirty. He'll tell you it's bad to be good, but once you're in the valley of lost souls, he'll crack a smile and blame it on you. He hates life, loves a tragedy, and can't stand believers. He's a fallen angel himself, after all. Only God can supply the good love you need to start tearing down the walls and lose that ball and chain. The downloads are free with your donation of any size to the ministry of ApologetiX. Once you make a donation, we'll email you the link for the MP3 files and cover art. Donations are not tax-deductible but help keep this ministry going. Click "Return to Merchant" link after checking out at PayPal to automatically return to the download page. We'll also send a follow-up email with the link. The War in You The Warrior Scandal Bad Things for a Good Time Nothin' but a Good Time Poison

She's Got Cooties / Dumb Questions

Get the Download for a donation New Downloads Available for a Donation Released in early August, our 13th single of 2018 spoofs a pair of Top 10 hits from July 1983 by long-established rock bands not known for having much crossover success on the pop charts. She's Got Cooties "I'm just a mess," she thought. "There's no way out; I don't want to wait anymore." She touched Christ's cloak and was instantly cured. He could feel it, but instead of saying, "Don't touch me," there was compassion in His eyes when He turned around and saw her standing there. His love's a mystery that can heal us outside and inside. Dumb Questions Jesus was a well-respected man with dedicated followers, but the religious elite didn't fancy this wonderboy and his band of misfits making permanent waves wherever they went. So they tested Him with questions all day and all of the night. Unable to defeat Him by debating face to face, they went behind his back to get revenge. The downloads are free with your donation of any size to the ministry of ApologetiX. Once you make a donation, we'll email you the link for the MP3 files and cover art. Donations are not tax-deductible but help keep this ministry going. Click "Return to Merchant" link after checking out at PayPal to automatically return to the download page. We'll also send a follow-up email with the link. She's Got Cooties She's a Beauty The Tubes Dumb Questions Come Dancing The Kinks

Nichey

Get the CD $12.99 Order Our New CD Our 52nd CD, Nichey, was released in August 2018. It features 12 parodies from the 60's, 70's, 80's, and 90's. 1 You're Really Godly - You Really Got Me - Van Halen 2. (I Just) Died and Arose - (I Just) Died in Your Arms - Cutting Crew 3. Nabal Was a Mean Guy - In the Meantime - Spacehog 4. Handle With Prayer - Handle with Care - The Traveling Wilburys 5. Can't Fight This Kneeling - Can't Fight This Feeling - REO Speedwagon 6. No More Mr. Wise Guy - No More Mr. Nice Guy - Alice Cooper 7. Crossloads - Crossroads - Cream 8. The Jews' Lost Hero - Juke Box Hero - Foreigner 9. Place of Grace - Ace of Spades - Motörhead 10. Some Doubt - Sundown - Gordon Lightfoot 11. L.S.F. - Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds - Elton John 12. The Very Last City - Paradise City - Guns N' Roses

Bad Foreign Girls / Campaign to Jehovah

Get the Download for a donation New Downloads Available for a Donation Released in mid-July, our 12th single of 2018 has an English accent, because both bands we borrowed from are British. Bad Foreign Girls Matthew's genealogy of Jesus starts with Abraham, then lists subsequent generations from father to son, but also includes some women guaranteed to blow your mind because of scandal, innuendo, big disgraces and bad mistakes. Yet they're all part of one vision made in Heaven that some day one day would lead to the Miracle in the manger. Campaign to Jehovah They knock on doors all around the world, saying you can live forever in paradise on earth. Some might say they're led astray, but they don't look back in anger at failed prophecies. They just roll with it and soldier on as memories fade away and the master plan changes little by little. What's the story? Where did it all go wrong? They think it's getting better. The downloads are free with your donation of any size to the ministry of ApologetiX. Once you make a donation, we'll email you the link for the MP3 files and cover art. Donations are not tax-deductible but help keep this ministry going. Click "Return to Merchant" link after checking out at PayPal to automatically return to the download page. We'll also send a follow-up email with the link. Bad Foreign Girls Fat Bottomed Girls Queen Campaign to Jehovah Champagne Supernova Oasis

The Very Last City / L.S.F.

Get the Download for a donation New Downloads Available for a Donation Released in early July, our 11th single of 2018 revisits two songs we originally spoofed back in the 1990's – one with all-new lyrics and an all-new title (but the same theme) and another with the same lyrics and a totally different musical approach. The Very Last City Heaven's a place where everything is as fresh as the bright blue sky, but some would rather live right next door to Hell. Thankfully, God has extraordinary patience and still offers the chance to move to the city described in Revelation 21-22. We hope you'll take it eventually. Start knocking on Heaven's door now; don't wait till you're dust and bones. L.S.F. After Jesus ascended like some high-flying bird, His disciples stood gazing at the now-empty sky, but they'd soon make the greatest discovery; two angels told them Jesus would come down in time. Sixty years on, when John wrote Revelation, the clock was still ticking. But the One who brought salvation will return, and blessed are those who believe. The downloads are free with your donation of any size to the ministry of ApologetiX. Once you make a donation, we'll email you the link for the MP3 files and cover art. Donations are not tax-deductible but help keep this ministry going. Click "Return to Merchant" link after checking out at PayPal to automatically return to the download page. We'll also send a follow-up email with the link. The Very Last City Paradise City Guns N' Roses L.S.F. Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds Elton John

Some Doubt / (I Just) Died and Arose

Get the Download for a donation New Downloads Available for a Donation Released in mid-June, our 10th single of 2018 looks at resurrection in the Old and New Testament, with spoofs of #1 hits from the 70's and 80's. Some Doubt Jesus is gone, but the legend lives on; that's what skeptics would have you believe. Was He an ordinary man who left His small circle of followers high and dry, picking up the pieces of a sweet shattered dream? Too many clues in this room suggest otherwise. Take it or leave it or try to believe it, but it's worth believing and not too late for praying. (I Just) Died and Arose We don't see many Old Testament resurrections except for a scattering of incidents in 1 and 2 Kings. Here's one for the medical books: a live broadcast from a previously dead boy in 2 Kings 4. He'd been alive before but had already gone to his apparent death. Then Elisha told him to get up and get over it, and he came back like a boomerang. The downloads are free with your donation of any size to the ministry of ApologetiX. Once you make a donation, we'll email you the link for the MP3 files and cover art. Donations are not tax-deductible but help keep this ministry going. Click "Return to Merchant" link after checking out at PayPal to automatically return to the download page. We'll also send a follow-up email with the link. Some Doubt Sundown Gordon Lightfoot (I Just) Died and Arose (I Just) Died in Your Arms Cutting Crew

Can't Fight This Kneeling / Crossloads

Get the Download for a donation New Downloads Available for a Donation Released in early May, our ninth single of 2018 spoofs bands from London and the Land of Lincoln. Can't Fight This Kneeling The world wants to live it up; they don't want to know what the Bible says. If you keep pushing, they won't keep on loving you. They might just throw you through the window if you don't drop it. But that ain't love. Pray for opportunities to share the Gospel, and when you get what you pray for, don't be afraid to stand up and say something. Crossloads Jesus was in a world of pain on the way to Golgotha. Those were the days when Romans ruled, so they forced Simon of Cyrene to carry the cross. As he gingerly picked it up, perhaps he thought, "What a bringdown! There are better ways of passing the time." But he wound up exemplifying Christ's words in Mark 8:34. Feel free to read it yourself. The downloads are free with your donation of any size to the ministry of ApologetiX. Once you make a donation, we'll email you the link for the MP3 files and cover art. Donations are not tax-deductible but help keep this ministry going. Click "Return to Merchant" link after checking out at PayPal to automatically return to the download page. We'll also send a follow-up email with the link. Can't Fight This Kneeling Can't Fight This Feeling REO Speedwagon Crossloads Crossroads Cream

No More Mr. Wise Guy / You're Really Godly

Get the Download for a donation New Downloads Available for a Donation Released in mid-April, our eighth single of 2018 could be summed up as "good wives, bad wives, 70's style." No More Mr. Wise Guy Solomon was caught in a dream that warped into a nightmare. Beautiful babes, billion-dollar budget, and freedom to do what he wanted didn't make happiness a gimme. If you look at it from the inside, all those wives and concubines were only women of mass distraction; he reaped a field of regret reflected upon in the book of Ecclesiastes. You're Really Godly God made many beautiful girls, but when push comes to shove, looks are not enough. Proverbs 6:23-7:27 gives fair warning about girls gone bad; Proverbs 31:10-31 balances that with the secrets of the godly woman. Worldly women fall out of love again, but a godly wife can't stop loving you, because she committed to Him before committing to you. The downloads are free with your donation of any size to the ministry of ApologetiX. Once you make a donation, we'll email you the link for the MP3 files and cover art. Donations are not tax-deductible but help keep this ministry going. Click "Return to Merchant" link after checking out at PayPal to automatically return to the download page. We'll also send a follow-up email with the link. No More Mr. Wise Guy No More Mr. Nice Guy Alice Cooper You're Really Godly You Really Got Me Van Halen

The Nazarene & The Gadarenes

Get the Download for a donation New Downloads Available for a Donation Released in early April, our seventh single of 2018 spoofs big hits by two famous English-American bands. The Jews' Lost Hero They come from two different worlds, but Christians and Jews have one thing in common that we both share: belief in Messiah. The four Gospels make a compelling case for Jesus fulfilling Jewish prophecy, but bringing it up can generate unusual heat; no time ever seems right. Do what you like, but God still loves the lonely children of Israel. Handle with Prayer After Jesus calmed the storm on the Sea of Galilee, the disciples found a cool, dry place to land. But they were not alone anymore; two wild men met them, and not to offer congratulations. The devil had been busy destroying their lives, but Jesus wasn't rattled by the frantic demons. He knew it was the end of the line for them, and so did they. The downloads are free with your donation of any size to the ministry of ApologetiX. Once you make a donation, we'll email you the link for the MP3 files and cover art. Donations are not tax-deductible but help keep this ministry going. Click "Return to Merchant" link after checking out at PayPal to automatically return to the download page. We'll also send a follow-up email with the link. The Jews' Lost Hero Juke Box Hero Foreigner Handle with Prayer Handle with Care The Traveling Wilburys

I Know You Are but What Am I?

Get the CD $12.99 Our New CD Our 51st CD, I Know You Are but What Am I?, was released in March 2018. It features 12 parodies from the 60's, 70's, 80's, and 90's. 1. Head Over Here - Head Over Heels - Tears for Fears 2. Ignorant Song - Immigrant Song - Led Zeppelin 3. Triune Godhead - (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction - The Rolling Stones 4. Casket Place - Basket Case - Green Day 5. Babel Babel - Rebel Rebel - David Bowie 6. Going to Forget Our Bad Deeds - Don't You (Forget About Me) - Simple Minds 7. Grass So Green - Vasoline - Stone Temple Pilots 8. Straight Street - Mainstreet - Bob Seger 9. Can't Buy Free Love - Can't Buy Me Love - The Beatles 10. You Gotta Go - You Oughta Know - Alanis Morissette 11. An Old King in the New Age - Anarchy in the U.K. - The Sex Pistols 12. Selfish Sheep - Self Esteem - The Offspring

Place of Grace / Nabal Was a Mean Guy

Get the Download for a donation New Downloads Available for a Donation Released in early March, our sixth single of 2018 spoofs the signature songs of two bands we've never parodied before. Both bands could boast of bassists who doubled as their lead singers. Place of Grace You may be fastidious about religion, but Isaiah 64:6 says our righteous deeds are like filthy rags. Sadly, many seem deaf forever to those words, hammered hard by iron-fisted religious rulers who lead them like lemmings, telling them to get back in line and march or die. Jesus offers rest for the restless, but the graceless get no sleep at all. Nabal Was a Mean Guy David's the star of First Samuel, but chapter 25 zeroes in on a relatively anonymous guy named Nabal. Only a few remember him, and it is because he was a perpetual drag who preferred gluttony to charity, which he considered a real waste of food. He was married to a beautiful girl named Abigail, who later became David's wife. The downloads are free with your donation of any size to the ministry of ApologetiX. Once you make a donation, we'll email you the link for the MP3 files and cover art. Donations are not tax-deductible but help keep this ministry going. Click "Return to Merchant" link after checking out at PayPal to automatically return to the download page. We'll also send a follow-up email with the link. Place of Grace Ace of Spades Motörhead Nabal Was a Mean Guy In the Meantime Spacehog

Going to Forget Our Bad Deeds / Selfish Sheep

Get the Download for a donation Downloads Available for a Donation Released in late-February, our fifth single of 2018 spoofs two bands from different sides of the pond figuratively and literally - Glasgow and Garden Grove. Going to Forget Our Bad Deeds Jeremiah is a long book, so you may not remember all the things he said, but once upon a time, in verse 31:34, He promised you a miracle: God will forget our sins! You don't have to sanctify yourself; Christ will do it. That's good news from the next world, but you can claim this glittering prize while you're still alive and kicking (Heb. 8:12, 10:17). Selfish Sheep Moses was pretty spry for a white-haired guy, but the Israelites' bad habit of complaining surely made him feel so alone and weary. We defy you to find someone in ministry who hasn't hit that point sometime. But if you're called to ministry, you're not the one responsible for what happened to you, and the One who is will refresh you as days go by. The downloads are free with your donation of any size to the ministry of ApologetiX. Once you make a donation, we'll email you the link for the MP3 files and cover art. Donations are not tax-deductible but help keep this ministry going. Click "Return to Merchant" link after checking out at PayPal to automatically return to the download page. We'll also send a follow-up email with the link. Going to Forget Our Bad Deeds Don't You (Forget About Me) Simple Minds Selfish Sheep Self Esteem The Offspring

Triune Godhead / An Old King in the New Age

Get the Download for a donation Downloads Available for a Donation Released in mid-February, our fourth single of 2018 spoofs two British bad-boy bands who pushed the envelope of acceptability in the mid-60s and mid-70s. Triune Godhead They just finished with your neighbors and plan to visit every house all down the line, so they won't miss you. Grrr! Can't you hear 'em knocking? We can almost hear you sigh. Come on! You are the salt of the earth and the light of the world. Shine a light on them! This song could help you sway them away from their biggest mistake. An Old King in the New Age Submission to a king? These days, that seems like a rotten idea to just about everybody, never mind the Bolsheviks. But what if that king didn't have a vicious bone in His body, did you no wrong, could solve all of the world's problems, and had the power to raise our bodies from the dead? Would something else make you object? The downloads are free with your donation of any size to the ministry of ApologetiX. Once you make a donation, we'll email you the link for the MP3 files and cover art. Donations are not tax-deductible but help keep this ministry going. Click "Return to Merchant" link after checking out at PayPal to automatically return to the download page. We'll also send a follow-up email with the link. Triune Godhead (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction The Rolling Stones An Old King in the New Age Anarchy in the U.K. The Sex Pistols

Babel Babel / Can't Buy Free Love

Get the Download for a donation Downloads Available for a Donation Released in late-January, our third single of 2018 spoofs two British trendsetters who shaped the 60's, the 70's, and beyond. Babel Babel Genesis shows the rise and fall of a ziggurat in Babel, Revelation shows that we never learned. It's not some future legend; unlike Orwell's 1984, it will become reality. Modern man seeks peace on Earth and life on Mars. It's hunky dory for the heathen, but Christians are out of fashion. Who knows what changes may occur in the next five years? Can't Buy Free Love There's a place in Acts 8 that recounts a day in the life of Simon Magus, a magical-mystery doer who later became known as the "father of all heretics." Peter rebuked him for trying to "buy the gift of God with money" and warned him not to let the devil in his heart, but apparently Simon wouldn't let it be and never found the real love of Christ. The downloads are free with your donation of any size to the ministry of ApologetiX. Once you make a donation, we'll email you the link for the MP3 files and cover art. Donations are not tax-deductible but help keep this ministry going. Click "Return to Merchant" link after checking out at PayPal to automatically return to the download page. We'll also send a follow-up email with the link. Babel Babel Rebel Rebel David Bowie Can't Buy Free Love Can't Buy Me Love The Beatles

Head Over Here / You Gotta Go

Get the Download for a donation Downloads Available for a Donation Released in mid-January, our second single of 2018 spoofs two angst-ridden acts (one from the 80's and one from the 90's) who each notched number-one albums. Head Over Here Some advice for the young at heart: The good old days aren't always in the past. Listen, Moses was 80, living a humdrum and humble life, but a big change came the day he saw the burning bush, sowing the seeds of Leviticus, Numbers, and Deuteronomy, not to mention the rest of Exodus. Everybody loves a happy ending, especially God. You Gotta Go Christians aren't perfect, just forgiven, but Hell is too hot a topic for "the real world." You learn fast that talking about it gets you uninvited to most parties. Don't expect a thank you. They may not feel your love, might walk away, look right through you, or stand with their hands in their pockets, but the only way out is Jesus. And now is the time. The downloads are free with your donation of any size to the ministry of ApologetiX. Once you make a donation, we'll email you the link for the MP3 files and cover art. Donations are not tax-deductible but help keep this ministry going. Click "Return to Merchant" link after checking out at PayPal to automatically return to the download page. We'll also send a follow-up email with the link. Head Over Here Head Over Heels Tears for Fears You Gotta Go You Oughta Know Alanis Morissette

Ignorant Song / Grass So Green

Get the Download for a donation Downloads Available for a Donation Released in early January, our first single of 2018 spoofs a pair of power quartets -- a 70's British band and their 90's American acolytes. Ignorant Song Atheists ramble on about a God they say doesn't exist, swearing and tearing into those who try to keep His Word from being trampled underfoot. But whether 14:1 or 53:1, the Psalm remains the same: The fool says in his heart, "There is no God." To bring it all home, your time is gonna come. If you don't believe now, you will in your time of dying. Grass So Green Other lives seem wonderful when you creep on social media, but those plush pix could be transmissions from a lonely room in a big empty house with no way out. Why is the grass always greener on the other side? At the core, C.S. Lewis said, "The fact that our heart yearns for something Earth can't supply is proof that Heaven must be our home." The downloads are free with your donation of any size to the ministry of ApologetiX. Once you make a donation, we'll email you the link for the MP3 files and cover art. Donations are not tax-deductible but help keep this ministry going. Click "Return to Merchant" link after checking out at PayPal to automatically return to the download page. We'll also send a follow-up email with the link. Ignorant Song Immigrant Song Led Zeppelin Grass So Green Vasoline Stone Temple Pilots

Bible O'Really / On the Road, Away from Home

Get the Download for a donation Downloads Available for a Donation Released in mid-December, our 22nd single of 2017 features two new parodies recorded live at our 25th-Anniversary Concert in August 2017. Bible O'Really The Word of God is pure and easy to understand, but it's not enough for some "Christians," who bargain over what parts should be discarded and what fragments should be kept. They are all in love with the idea of faith in something bigger, but their God gets smaller as their Bible gets smaller. Either it's all true, or it's not true. Accept no substitute. On the Road, Away from Home You've heard the parable of the Good Samaritan, but it's about time we retold it for today: A Pittsburgh Steelers fan on the road driving back home again breaks down on a rocky mountain highway in West Virginia and has to spend some time on the shoulder. Then he sees a Cleveland Browns fan looking for space to pull over ... The downloads are free with your donation of any size to the ministry of ApologetiX. Once you make a donation, we'll email you the link for the MP3 files and cover art. Donations are not tax-deductible but help keep this ministry going. Click "Return to Merchant" link after checking out at PayPal to automatically return to the download page. We'll also send a follow-up email with the link. Bible O'Really Baba O'Riley The Who On the Road, Away from Home Take Me Home, Country Roads John Denver

Xit Ego Lopa

Get the CD $12.99 Order Our New CD Our 50th CD, Xit Ego Lopa, was released in December 2017. It features 13 parodies from the 60's, 70's, 80's, and 90's. 1. Ha-Bakk - Get Back - The Beatles 2. No Exclusions - No Excuses - Alice in Chains 3. You Might Stink - You Might Think - The Cars 4. Show Us the Way - Go All the Way - The Raspberries 5. Man Born to Scale the Mountain - Man on the Silver Mountain - Rainbow 6. Free Indeed - T.N.T. - AC/DC 7. Nain - Name - The Goo Goo Dolls 8. You're Mad at What - No Matter What - Badfinger 9. Paranormal - Destroyer - The Kinks 10. Once You See Truth, You Can't Unsee It - What's the Frequency, Kenneth? - REM 11. You Made Me, So There You Have Me - You've Made Me So Very Happy - Blood, Sweat & Tears 12. Maybe Madonna - Lady Madonna - The Beatles 13. Known from the Beginning - Beginnings - Chicago Note: Tracks 11-13 are live recordings, the same that were featured on our recent singles.

Straight Street / Casket Place

Get the Download for a donation Downloads Available for a Donation Released in late November, our 21st single of 2017 features parodies of American-made hits from the mid-70's and mid-90's. Straight Street Here's Ananias looking back on Acts 9, when the Lord told him to go pray for a stranger in town named Saul. His heart sank like a rock; he feared Saul was still the same guy persecuting Christians in Acts 8. When you turn the page, the distance between 8 and 9 may feel like a number far greater than one. But One was far greater than Saul. Casket Place Is Earth headed for a 21st century breakdown? After waiting so long for Christ's return, enduring countless failed predictions (by men, not God), many get jaded or suffer burnout. The Bible takes the long view but gives warning signs so we'll know when it's time in the end. Others will know either when they come around or when He comes around. The downloads are free with your donation of any size to the ministry of ApologetiX. Once you make a donation, we'll email you the link for the MP3 files and cover art. Donations are not tax-deductible but help keep this ministry going. Click "Return to Merchant" link after checking out at PayPal to automatically return to the download page. We'll also send a follow-up email with the link. Straight Street Mainstreet Bob Seger & The Silver Bullet Band Casket Place Basket Case Green Day

Paranormal / Maybe Madonna

Get the Download for a donation Downloads Available for a Donation Released in early November, our 20th single of 2017 features parodies of two bands from the British Invasion. Although one of the songs we spoofed was a hit in the 60's, the other didn't come out till the 80's. Both parodies were recorded in October 2017. The first was recorded in the studio by ApologetiX, while the second was recorded live by J. and Jimmy from ApologetiX with the New Community Church worship team. Paranormal It's a predictable predicament, a classic bait and switch. At first, spirit guides give the people what they want, but promises of better things turn into definite maybes, then a state of confusion, and finally misery. You thought you were getting cheerful spirits, but you really got mean demons. Sadly, some people have to learn the hard way. Maybe Madonna As the old song says, Jesus died for all the children of the world. That means every bad boy and girl, too, for no one is righteous. The Word says He forgave the Samaritan woman, the taxman, and the woman caught in adultery, in spite of all the danger to His public image. Why would you think it's all too much for Him to save (insert name here)? The downloads are free with your donation of any size to the ministry of ApologetiX. Once you make a donation, we'll email you the link for the MP3 files and cover art. Donations are not tax-deductible but help keep this ministry going. Click "Return to Merchant" link after checking out at PayPal to automatically return to the download page. We'll also send a follow-up email with the link. Paranormal Destroyer The Kinks Maybe Madonna Lady Madonna The Beatles

Churchigo IV

Get the Download for a donation Downloads Available for a Donation Released in late October, our 19th single of 2017 is the latest installment in our Churchigo series. ApologetiX lead singer and lyricist J. Jackson is also a worship leader at New Community Church in Wexford PA, the same place where we played our 20th and 25th anniversary shows. NCC has a great worship team with many talented vocalists and instrumentalists, many of whom have appeared on ApologetiX recordings. We've released songs before that J. has performed with the team in concert on our Churchigo II, Transformed Soul, and Churchigo III projects. On October 8, 2017, the worship team performed a special concert with the choir and an 11-piece band, including a full brass section. J. sang lead on two new parodies of songs by Chicago and Blood, Sweat & Tears that he wrote specifically for the event. ApX drummer Jimmy "Vegas" Tanner also played on the songs. This time around, ApX guitarist Wayne Bartley was able to remix the live recordings of the performances to maximize the audio quality, and we're making them available as downloads, which are free with your donation of any size to the ministry of ApologetiX. Once you make a donation, we'll email you the link for the MP3 files and cover art. Donations are not tax-deductible but help keep this ministry going. You Made Me, So There You Have Me Ah, that moment when you go from knowing there's something going on (sin in your life) to realizing there's something coming on (a desire to repent)! As John the Baptist could tell you, redemption requires repentance, but God is Father to the man who's saved by the grace of His love, and God blesses the child who's called His own. Known from the Beginning Listen, if it all started with Romans 10:9, where do we go from here? You want the lowdown? It's a happy man who realizes that our first movement toward God was actually the second movement overall, since the One who said "Call on Me" called us first (John 6:44) and Christ is the Lamb slain from the foundation of the world. (Rev. 13:8). The downloads are free with your donation of any size to the ministry of ApologetiX. Once you make a donation, we'll email you the link for the MP3 files and cover art. Donations are not tax-deductible but help keep this ministry going. Click "Return to Merchant" link after checking out at PayPal to automatically return to the download page. We'll also send a follow-up email with the link. Intro: You Made Me, So There You Have Me You Made Me, So There You Have Me You've Made Me So Very Happy Blood, Sweat & Tears Intro: Known from the Beginning Known from the Beginning Beginnings Chicago

From Hair to Eternity

Get the CD $12.99 Order Our Newest CD Our 49th CD, From Hair to Eternity, was released in October 2017. It features 12 parodies — all from the 80's — a hairy time in rock music history! 1. Turn to Luke - Turn Me Loose - Loverboy 2. No One Likes You - No One Like You - The Scorpions 3. Works - Words - Missing Persons 4. Don't Tell Me We're Lucky - Don't Tell Me You Love Me - Night Ranger 5. Thankfully - Faithfully - Journey 6. Pick It Up - Lick It Up - KISS 7. Born in the Jewish Faith - Born in the USA - Bruce Springsteen 8. Boys Are Scary - Voices Carry - 'Til Tuesday 9. Expected to Love - Addicted to Love - Robert Palmer 10. Dweebs - Dreams - Van Halen 11. You Give Up on Bad Days - You Give Love a Bad Name - Bon Jovi 12. Talk Daily to Me - Talk Dirty to Me - Poison

You Might Stink / Show Us the Way

Get the Download for a donation Downloads Available for a Donation Released in early October, our 18th single of 2017 spoofs two American bands who first found fame in the 70's. You Might Stink Some folks downplay a talent or ability when they should display it. "It's all I can do," they say. "That's it. I'm not the one God should use." But let's go to Romans 12 and 1 Corinthians 12 and take another look. If you think it over, you can't hold on too long to the notion that your God-given gift isn't good enough to serve God. Show Us the Way Let's pretend you're a Galilean nobody knows, 2000 years ago, waiting for Messiah. Suddenly, a teacher with fresh ideas and healing power pops into your life, making it easy to understand the Scriptures. You might as well follow Him, right? Then, after becoming an overnight sensation, He says He's leaving. You don't want to say goodbye. Now what? The downloads are free with your donation of any size to the ministry of ApologetiX. Once you make a donation, we'll email you the link for the MP3 files and cover art. Donations are not tax-deductible but help keep this ministry going. Click "Return to Merchant" link after checking out at PayPal to automatically return to the download page. We'll also send a follow-up email with the link. You Might Stink You Might Think The Cars Show Us the Way Go All the Way The Raspberries

You're Mad at What? / Pick It Up

Get the Download for a donation Downloads Available for a Donation Released in mid-September, our 17th single of 2017 spoofs two straightforward rock hits from the 70's and the 80's. You're Mad at What? We'll tell you straight up: there's no magic Christian formula for living a sinless life. That doesn't mean we shouldn't give it a try, but we won't reach perfection till it's over. In the meantime, seek God's guidance and forgiveness day after day, hold on to 1 Corinthians 1:8 and Philippians 1:6, and carry on till tomorrow. Better days await. Pick It Up The Bible was given to us freely by God, and it'll give you a reason to live and show you how to live forever, but you have to take it off the shelf. The Word of God is alive, written not for the innocent only but for saint and sinner alike, and if you read it, it'll come back to you later like a boomerang. Get all you can take before they take it away from us. The downloads are free with your donation of any size to the ministry of ApologetiX. Once you make a donation, we'll email you the link for the MP3 files and cover art. Donations are not tax-deductible but help keep this ministry going. Click "Return to Merchant" link after checking out at PayPal to automatically return to the download page. We'll also send a follow-up email with the link. You're Mad at What? No Matter What Badfinger Pick It Up Lick It Up KISS

Churchigo III

Get the Download for a donation Downloads Available for a Donation Released in late August, our 16th single of 2017 is a sequel to two projects we released in 2013. ApologetiX lead singer and lyricist J. Jackson is also a worship leader at New Community Church in Wexford PA, the same venue where we played our 20th and 25th anniversary shows. The church has a great worship team with many talented vocalists and instrumentalists, many of whom have appeared on ApologetiX recordings. We.ve released singles before which featured songs J. has performed with the team in concert on our Churchigo II and Transformed Soul singles. On September 20, 2015, the worship team performed a special concert with the choir and a 10-piece band, including a full brass section. J. sang lead on two new parodies of songs by Chicago and Joe Bonamassa that he wrote specifically for the event. We're finally making the live recordings of those performances available as downloads, which are free with your donation of any size to the ministry of ApologetiX. Once you make a donation, we'll email you the link for the MP3 files and cover art. Donations are not tax-deductible but help keep this ministry going. If you click "Return to Merchant" link after checking out at paypal, you will automatically come back to the download page (no need to wait for the email)! Intro: Does Anybody Really Know What Tithing Is     Does Anybody Really Know What Tithing Is Does Anybody Really Know What Time It Is Chicago Intro: The Stuff That God'll Watch     The Stuff That God'll Watch The Stuff You Gotta Watch Joe Bonamassa

The Man Born to Scale the Mountain / Free Indeed

Get the Download for a donation New Downloads Available for a Donation Released in late-July, our 15th single of 2017 spoofs two hard-rocking classics that were both released in 1975. The Man Born to Scale the Mountain For a guy who spent so much time with God, Moses was very down to earth. But, as this musical self-portrait shows, he got bent out of shape and felt his blood pressure rising when Israel's idolatry and complaining proved difficult to cure. Their hearts were as cold as the stone tablets he brought down from Sinai, yet he kept interceding for them. Free Indeed Some preachers don't touch too much upon the topic of sin, but Jesus didn't waste time beating around the bush. For those about to read the Gospels for the first time, prepare for a shock: Our sins have snowballed into a landslide that's put us deep in the hole, and it's a long way to the top. But Jesus can engineer your jailbreak (John 8:36). The downloads are free with your donation of any size to the ministry of ApologetiX. Once you make a donation, we'll email you the link for the MP3 files and cover art. Donations are not tax-deductible but help keep this ministry going. Click "Return to Merchant" link after checking out at PayPal to automatically return to the download page. We'll also send a follow-up email with the link. The Man Born to Scale the Mountain The Man on the Silver Mountain Rainbow Free Indeed T.N.T. AC/DC

Thankfully / Works

Get the Download for a donation Downloads Available for a Donation Released in mid-July, our 14th single of 2017 spoofs two California bands who were at the peak of their popularity in the first half of the 80's. Thankfully The prodigal told his father, "I'll be alright without you." He thought his departure was an escape, only the young man couldn't look into the future to see the trial by fire that would happen next. But his father took him back with open arms after the fall. God treats us just the same way anytime we repent. Why keep on running till the party's over? Works Clandestine people claiming to have a faith in God say it ain't none of your business whether they have a noticeable one. Our final destination's unknown to all but Him and us right now, but our actions/reactions are windows into our souls. Works don't save us, but they do identify us. State your faith in black and white, but deeds put color in your life. The downloads are free with your donation of any size to the ministry of ApologetiX. Once you make a donation, we'll email you the link for the MP3 files and cover art. Donations are not tax-deductible but help keep this ministry going. Click "Return to Merchant" link after checking out at PayPal to automatically return to the download page. We'll also send a follow-up email with the link. Thankfully Faithfully Journey Works Words Missing Persons

25th Anniversary Lapel Pin

Get the Pin for a donation ApologetiX 25th Anniversary Lapel Pin Available for a Donation While supplies last, we'll send an ApologetiX 25th Anniversary lapel pin to fans who make a donation of $25 or more. These custom lapel pins are 1.5" long and made of solid brass and hard enamel with double butterfly-clutch pin backs. Please use the donate button in this section, because it will tell us that you want the 25th Anniversary lapel pin and not the original ApologetiX lapel pin. NOTE: This lapel pin offer cannot be combined with our USB offer.

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Downloads Available for a Donation Released in early July, our 13th single of 2017 spoofs two male solo artists who scored their biggest hits in the mid-to-late '80's. Expected to Love Some people can do what they like, but Jesus calls us to love one another, our neighbors, our enemies, every kind of people! How can we still be friends with God and not love those created in His image? God offers forgiveness, but you can have it only if you forgive others. That's true love. Get it through your heart; it'll help your blood pressure drop. Born in the Jewish Faith Growing up as a Pharisee, Saul of Tarsus felt tougher than the rest. He had high hopes for eradicating Christianity entirely, waging war against the Church like a human wrecking ball. Then one day his vision suddenly stopped working on the highway to Tarsus as he was blinded by the light of Christ himself, who gave him reason to believe. The downloads are free with your donation of any size to the ministry of ApologetiX. Once you make a donation, we'll email you the link for the MP3 files and cover art. Donations are not tax-deductible but help keep this ministry going. Click "Return to Merchant" link after checking out at PayPal to automatically return to the download page. We'll also send a follow-up email with the link. Expected to Love Addicted to Love Robert Palmer Born in the Jewish Faith Born in the U.S.A. Bruce Springsteen

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Downloads Available for a Donation Released in mid-June, our 12th single of 2017 spoofs two alternative-rock bands who first hit it big in the 80's. Boys Are Scary A parody about Jacob's daughter Dinah? Are you serious? If you've read Genesis 34, you know the rest. There's nothing sugarcoated about the story; it was real bad news for everyone involved. This song looks at it from the other end of the telescope, coming up close for Dinah's own perspective. Once You See Truth, You Can't Unsee It It seems like everybody's heard the truth, but only some actually see it. The truth will set you free, but you can't get there from hearsay unless God chooses to reveal it to your heart. Once He opens your eyes, you can't unsee it. You don't need x-ray vision like Superman; it's automatic for the people who've been around the Son. The downloads are free with your donation of any size to the ministry of ApologetiX. Once you make a donation, we'll email you the link for the MP3 files and cover art. Donations are not tax-deductible but help keep this ministry going. Click "Return to Merchant" link after checking out at PayPal to automatically return to the download page. We'll also send a follow-up email with the link. Boys Are Scary Voices Carry 'Til Tuesday Once You See Truth, You Can't Unsee It What's the Frequency, Kenneth? REM

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Our 48th CD, Zebraic, was released in June 2017. 1. Remember (Lot's Wife) - December - Collective Soul 2. Confiscated - Complicated - Avril Lavigne 3. Ground Shook Here - Brown Sugar - The Rolling Stones 4. Learning Blasphemies - Turning Japanese - The Vapors 5. Feels Like in First John - Feels Like the First Time - Foreigner 6. Leviticus Can't Be Done - Little Miss Can't Be Wrong - The Spin Doctors 7. Noah Man - Nowhere Man - The Beatles 8. Makes Me Cranky - Hanky Panky - Tommy James and the Shondells 9. Selling the Dogma - Selling the Drama - Live 10. Role Never Changes - Roll with the Changes - REO Speedwagon 11. Lethargy - Refugee - Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers 12. Phony Ol' Lie - Lonely Ol' Night - John Cougar Mellencamp