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Recovery Pre-order

Recovery Pre-order
$16.49

Pre-order Our Next CD, Get 7 Tracks Now + Much More
Pre-order our upcoming CD, Recovery, and get the first seven completed tracks right now:
1. Keep Your Arms Steady (Detroit Rock City by KISS)
2. Hurry Home Wayward Son (Carry On Wayward Son by Kansas)
3. We Will Walk Through (We Will Rock You by Queen)
4. We're More Than Champions (We Are the Champions by Queen)
5. So Render (Surrender by Cheap Trick)
6. Shovin', Crushin', Squeezin' (Lovin', Touchin', Squeezin' by Journey)
7. Don't Bring Me Cows (Don't Bring Me Down by ELO)

You'll be able to download the seven tracks (and a lyric sheet) instantly with the link we give you. As the other Recovery tracks are completed, you'll be able to download those as well -- long before the CD is out -- with the link we'll send you when you pre-order. Then we'll mail the Recovery CD to you when it comes out later this year.
Orders in the United States will also receive:
8. ApologetiX Recovery Room Access sticker (available only with pre-order)
9. Autographed photo of band members (5 x 3 1/4 photo in 8 x 4 flat card format)
10. Free shipping (anywhere in the United States) when the actual CD is completed

Note: Only U.S. orders will receive sticker, photo, and free shipping. Your account will be charged at the time of the pre-order. International orders must also click on international shipping button.

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Latest CD & Shirt Bundle

$24.98

Latest CD & New Shirt Bundle (Save $10)

ApologetiX shirts are finally in stock. The brand-new design may be our most popular ever -- with the words "ApologetiX, That Christian Parody Band," on the front and "#1 Fan" on the back.

Our latest CD, Future Tense, is also in stock, getting rave reviews from fans and media alike.

Both the shirt and the CD are available individually (scroll down), but you can save $10 if you buy them together. Just click on the circle with the shirt size you want on the left.

Only $24.98 (regular $34.98)

The 12 Downloads of Christmas

$5.99

The 12 Downloads of Christmas (Download Only)

Includes every Christmas parody ApologetiX has ever recorded, plus three great Christmas songs by Ten point Ten, the acclaimed Christian progressive-rock band featuring ApologetiX members Bill Hubauer, Jimmy "Vegas" Tanner, and David McKee. You'll also get a free lyric sheet. Note: This is available as a download only and not as a CD.

1. Bethlehem's Boy (My Best Friend's Girl by the Cars)
2. Tip From an Angel (Lips of an Angel by Hinder)
3. Try Micah (Drive My Car by the Beatles)
4. Christmasnite (Kryptonite by Three Doors Down)
5. Manger (Angel by Shaggy with Rayvon)
6. Hotel Can.t Afford Ya (Hotel California by the Eagles)
7. Micah No. 5 (Mambo No. 5 by Lou Bega)
8. Late December 5 or 6 B.C. (December 1963 by the Four Seasons)
9. Santa Claus (Panama by Van Halen)
10. Oh Come Oh Come Emmanuel (Ten point Ten)
11. We Three Kings (Ten point Ten)
12. Carol of the Bells (Ten point Ten)

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CDs

Future Tense
2008
$7.49

Turning a Little Seasick	Dirty Little Secret	The All-American Rejects
Land of Delusion	Land of Confusion	Genesis
More Than a Healing	More Than a Feeling	Boston
Stupid's Stronghold/Reckless in America	Cupid's Chokehold/Breakfast in America	Gym Class Heroes
Miss Martha	Miss Murder	AFI
Iraq & Iran	Jack & Diane	John Cougar Mellencamp
The Tablecloth (Peter's Vision)	Over My Head (Cable Car)	The Fray
Transplants	Dance, Dance	Fall Out Boy
Bethlehem's Boy	My Best Friend's Girl	The Cars
Tip from an Angel	Lips of an Angel	Hinder
Try Micah	Drive My Car	the Beatles
Animals I Have Begun	Animal I Have Become	Three Days Grace

Chosen Ones
2007
$12.99

Born-Again Child	Born to be Wild	Steppenwolf
Never Been to Spain (Yet)	Never Been to Spain	Three Dog Night
Revelation	Revolution	the Beatles
Search and You'll Get Saved	Surfin' USA	the Beach Boys
Get a Bite	Let it Ride	Bachman-Turner Overdrive
Hell!	Help!	the Beatles
Hey Zaccheus	Take it Easy	the Eagles
Can't Eat Enough	Can't Get Enough	Bad Company
Kosmik	Kashmir	Led Zeppelin
Fly Away From Hell	Highway to Hell	AC/DC
Two-Time Baby/Lord'sHouse Blues	Love Me Two Times and Roadhouse Blues	the Doors
Narrow Way to Heaven	Stairway to Heaven	Led Zeppelin

Wordplay
2006
$12.99

Somebody Sold Me	Somebody Told Me	The Killers
None Too Ladylike	1985	Bowling for Soup
Jehovah	The Joker	Steve Miller
Save Your Voice (Quiet Down Boy)	Save a Horse (Ride a Cowboy)	Big & Rich
Boulevard of Both Extremes	Boulevard of Broken Dreams	Green Day
Rocky's Now My Name	Rocky Mountain Way	Joe Walsh
Heavenly Hill	Beverly Hills	Weezer
Spread The Way	Drift Away	Dobie Gray
Bone Digger	Gold Digger	Kanye West (Featuring Jamie Foxx)
Bad Dad	Bad Day	Daniel Powter
Back in the New Testament	Back in the U.S.S.R.	The Beatles
Jericho	Vertigo	U2
Superficial	Superstition	Stevie Wonder
Humpty Dumpty Country Club	Honky Tonk Badonkadonk	Trace Adkins
Swimmer	Slither	Velvet Revolver
Here I Go (Against All I've Known)	Here I Go Again	Whitesnake
Ephesians	The Reason	Hoobastank
Won't Get Born Again	Won't Get Fooled Again	The Who
Want It Dead Or Alive?	Wanted Dead or Alive	Bon Jovi
Singled You Out	Figured You Out	Nickelback

Apol-acoustiX
2005
$12.99

Talk About the Lord	(We're Gonna) Rock Around the Clock	Bill Haley & His Comets
Don't Be Fooled	Don't Be Cruel	Elvis Presley
The Sounds of Silas	The Sounds of Silence	Simon & Garfunkel
We're Not Gonna Drown	When I Come Around	Green Day
Mediterranean Wholebook News	Subterranean Homesick Blues	Bob Dylan
Scripture	Picture	Kid Rock & Sheryl Crow
Last Rain the Clouds Spill	Last Train to Clarksville	The Monkees
Eight Ways to Be	Eight Days a Week	The Beatles
More than Works	More than Words	Extreme
Trinity	Thank You	Led Zeppelin
Two-Time Baby/Lord'sHouse Blues	Love Me Two Times/Roadhouse Blues	The Doors
Yes Today	Yesterday	the Beatles

Hits The Road
2005
$12.99

We're in a Parody Band	We're an American Band	Grand Funk Railroad
Tom Saw Ya	Tom Sawyer	Rush
JC's Mom	Stacy's Mom	Fountains of Wayne
Choose Your Daddy	Who's Your Daddy	Toby Keith
Are You Gonna Be Ike's Girl	Are You Gonna Be My Girl	Jet
All The Stalls Stink	All the Small Things	Blink 182
It's Tough (Song About Nehemiah)	This Love	Maroon 5
Cheap Birds	Free Bird	Lynyrd Skynyrd
Look Yourself	Lose Yourself	Eminem
Kick In the Wall Pt. 2	Another Brick in the Wall Pt. 2	Pink Floyd
The Devil Went Down To Jordan	The Devil Went Down to Georgia	Charlie Daniels
Didn't Just Die	Live and Let Die	Paul McCartney & Wings
Died and Rose	China Grove	Doobie Brothers
Yes Today	Yesterday	the Beatles
I'm a Receiver	I'm a Believer	Smash Mouth
Enter Samson	Enter Sandman	Metallica
Story of a Squirrel	Absolutely (Story of a Girl)	Nine Days
With a Harp David Writes	A Hard Day's Night	The Beatles
Walk on the Water	Smoke on the Water	Deep Purple
Found God	Hound Dog	Elvis Presley

New and Used Hits
2004
$7.49

Are You Gonna Be Ike's Girl	Are You Gonna Be My Girl	Jet
JC's Mom	Stacy's Mom	Fountains of Wayne
The Voice of Sodom	The Boys of Summer	Don Henley
It's Tough (Song About Nehemiah)	This Love	Maroon 5
Welcome to the Judges	Welcome to the Jungle	Guns n' Roses
Back Intact	Back in Black	AC/DC
Good News Bookie (Live)	Boot Scootin' Boogie	Brooks & Dunn
Hotel Can't Afford Ya	Hotel California	the Eagles
Micah No. 5	Mambo No. 5	Lou Bega
December 5 or 6 B.C. (Oh Holy Night)	December 1963 (Oh What a Night)	The Four Seasons
Santa Claus	Panama	Van Halen
It's Not Eden	Superman (It's Not Easy)	Five for Fighting
Meshach	Love Shack	The B-52's
Lifestyles of the Rich & Nameless	Lifestyles of the Rich & Famous	Good Charlotte
Wherever You Will Sow (Live)	Wherever You Will Go	The Calling
The Devil Went Down to Jordan	The Devil Went Down to Georgia	Charlie Daniels
Corinthians	In the End	Linkin Park
Baa! We're Lambs	Barbara Ann	Beach Boys
Smooth Grandmama	Smooth Criminal	Alien Ant Farm, Michael Jackson
Life Restored	Last Resort	Papa Roach
Bethlehemian Rhapsody (2001)	Bohemian Rhapsody	Queen
The Real Sin Savior	The Real Slim Shady	Eminem
Story of a Squirrel	Absolutely (Story of a Girl)	Nine Days
I Love Apostle Paul	I Love Rock and Roll	Joan Jett & the Blackhearts
Pray Now (Lost Art)	All Star	Smash Mouth
Livin What Jesus Spoke of	Livin' La Vida Loca	Ricky Martin
Learn Some Deuteronomy	Pour Some Sugar on Me	Def Leppard
Choirboy	Cowboy	Kid Rock
Jail Got Rocked	Jailhouse Rock	Elvis Presley
One Way	One Week	The Barenaked Ladies
Enter Samson	Enter Sandman	Metallica
Kick in the Wall Pt. 2	Another Brick in the Wall Pt. 2	Pick Floyd
Put You Down in my Will	Push	Matchbox 20
Walk His Way	Walk This Way	Aerosmith
Narrow Way to Heaven	Stairway to Heaven	Led Zeppelin
Love & Kisses	Rock and Roll All Night	Kiss
Naomi Gonna Be with Ruth	Only Wanna Be With You	Hootie & the Blowfish
People	Pepper	Buttonhole Surfers
Bad Dude Risin'	Bad Moon Risin'	CCR
Jacob's Name is Israel	Takin' Care of Business	BTO

Adam Up
2003
$12.99

We're in a Parody Band	We're an American Band	Grand Funk Railroad
Lifestyles of the Rich & Nameless	Lifestyles of the Rich & Famous	Good Charlotte
Boy Tell the World	Joy to the World	Three Dog Night
Choose Your Daddy	Who's Your Daddy	Toby Keith
Meshach	Love Shack	The B-52's
I'm Gonna Feed (500 Mouths)	I'm Gonna Be (500 miles)	The Proclaimers
Get Found Tonight	Get Down Tonight	K.C. and the Sunshine Band
Look Yourself	Lose Yourself	Eminem
Should I Pray or Should I Go?	Should I Stay or Should I Go?	The Clash
The Spittle	The Middle	Jimmy Eat World
Sweet Oholibamah	Sweet Home Alabama	Lynyrd Skynyrd
It's Not Eden	Superman (It's Not Easy)	Five for Fighting
Listening After Midnight	Living After Midnight	Judas Priest
Psum 14	Fat Lip	Sum 41
The Word	Grease	Frankie Valli
Wherever You Will Sow	Wherever You Will Go	The Calling
Wake Up Talitha Cumi	Wake Up Little Susie	The Everly Brothers
Guide the Way	By the Way	The Red Hot Chili Peppers
Little-Read Bible Book	Lil' Red Riding Hood	Sam the Sham & the Pharaohs
Downer of a Sister	Chop Suey	System of a Down
Lazy Brain	Crazy Train	Ozzy Osbourne
Called My Wife	All My Life	The Foo Fighters

Grace Period
2002
$12.99

Corinthians	In the End	Linkin Park
Cornelius	Cecilia	Simon & Garfunkel
I'm a Receiver	I'm a Believer	Smash Mouth and the Monkees
YHWH	YMCA	Village People
Smooth Grandmama	Smooth Criminal	Alien Ant Farm, Michael Jackson
The Devil Went Down to Jordan	The Devil Went Down to Georgia	Charlie Daniels
Drop of Lucifer	Drops of Jupiter	Train
Born Above	Born to Run	Bruce Springsteen
Follow Me	Follow Me	Uncle Kracker
Don't Fear the People	(Don't Fear) the Reaper	Blue Oyster Cult
Lemonade	Renegade	Styx
How You Rewind Me	How You Remind Me	Nickelback
Regeneration	My Generation	The Who
Love the Jews	Love Me Do	The Beatles
Good Guys, Bad Guys	Good Times, Bad Times	Led Zeppelin
Flurry	Blurry	Puddle of Mudd
Tom Saw Ya	Tom Sawyer	Rush
Sufferin' Just Finished (Haman)	Suffragette City	David Bowie
Smells Like Thirtysomething Spirit	Smells Like Teen Spirit	Nirvana
Baa! We're Lambs	Barbara Ann	Beach Boys

Keep the Change
2001
$12.99

Story of a Squirrel	Absolutely (Story of a Girl)	Nine Days
Monkey Scheme	Theme from the Monkees	The Monkees
Christmasnite	Kryptonite	Three Doors Down
Bethlehemian Rhapsody (2001)	Bohemian Rhapsody	Queen
Stay in the Light	Stayin' Alive	The Bee Gees
Old Time Romans Road	Old Time Rock and Roll	Bob Seger
The Real Sin Savior	The Real Slim Shady	Eminem
Babylona	My Sharona	The Knack
Daniel	Daniel	Elton John
All the Stalls Stink	All the Small Things	Blink 182
Cheap Birds	Free Bird	Lynyrd Skynyrd
Mama Told Me (What's to Come)	Mama Told Me (Not to Come)	Three Dog Night
Manger	Angel	Shaggy (featuring Rayvon)
Be Bold Jeremiah	Jet Airliner	Steve Miller
Ballad of Jesus & Yahweh	Ballad of John & Yoko	The Beatles
Rock and Roots	Rock and Roll	Led Zeppelin
Simp Liztik	Nookie	Limp Bizkit
You Booked Me All Along	You Shook Me All Night Long	AC/DC
Life Restored	Last Resort	Papa Roach

Spoofernatural
2000
$12.99

Play That Funny Music	Play That Funky Music	Wild Cherry
Fishin' On A Pier	Livin' on a Prayer	Bon Jovi
Pray Now (Lost Art)	All Star	Smash Mouth
Elijah	Elvira	Oak Ridge Boys
Sin Can Be Resistible	Simply Irrestible	Robert Palmer
Trooth	Smooth	Santana Featuring Rob Thomas
La Bible	La Bamba	Ritchie Valens and Los Lobos
I Want in That Place	I Want it That Way	The Backstreet Boys
Crowd of Foreign Girls	California Girls	The Beach Boys
Choirboy	Cowboy	Kid Rock
Every Crown Has Its Thorns	Every Rose Has Its Thorn	Poison
Livin What Jesus Spoke of	Livin' La Vida Loca	Ricky Martin
I Love Apostle Paul	I Love Rock and Roll	Joan Jett & the Blackhearts
Jonah Jonah	Mony, Mony	Tommy James & the Shondells
Learn Some Deuteronomy	Pour Some Sugar on Me	Def Leppard
Last Night	Last Kiss	Pearl Jam
Once Livin Twice Died	Once Bitten Twice Shy	Great White
Rock This Tower	Rock This Town	The Stray Cats
Genny 22	867-5309/Jenny	Tommy Tutone

Biblical Graffiti
1999
$12.99

One Way	One Week	Barenaked Ladies
Twins Came Out	Twist and Shout	The Beatles
Every Step to Take	Every Breath You Take	The Police
969	Summer of '69	Bryan Adams
Second Timothy	Sex and Candy	Marcy Playground
You Ain't Been Nothing Yet	You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet	BTO
Donkey Talked with Him	Honky Tonk Women	The Rolling Stones
Ronomy	Runaway	Del Shannon
Credence Thru Deepwater Survival	Proud Mary	Creedence Clearwater Revival
Lawful Woman (in a Bad Place)	Long Cool Woman (in a Black Dress)	The Hollies
Kick in the Wall Pt. 2	Another Brick in the Wall Pt. 2	Pink Floyd
Fast Paul	The Way	Fastball
Jail Got Rocked	Jailhouse Rock	Elvis Presley
Put You Down in My Will	Push	Matchbox 20
Crazy Little King God Loves	Crazy Little Thing Called Love	Queen
Dancing Dave	Dancing Days	Led Zeppelin
Smart Blest Man	Sharp Dressed Man	ZZ Top
Revelation Man	Secret Agent Man	Johnny Rivers
Armageddon Valley Someday	Pleasant Valley Sunday	The Monkees
Droppin' on the Sun	Walkin' on the Sun	Smash Mouth
Bends to Low Places	Friends in Low Places	Garth Brooks
Enter Samson	Enter Sandman	Metallica

Jesus Christ Morningstar
1998
$12.99

Hotel Can't Afford Ya	Hotel California	The Eagles
Go Right Now	All Right Now	Free
Apostle Me	Rock 'n Me	Steve Miller Band
Jesus (Sermon on the Mount)	Venus	Shocking Blue
Temple Physician	Pinball Wizard	The Who
Love & Kisses	Rock and Roll All Night	Kiss
Parable Guy	American Pie	Don McLean
I'll Prepare for You	I'll Be There for You	The Rembrandts
I Have to Die First	Eye of the Tiger	Survivor
Didn't Just Die	Live and Let Die	Paul McCartney & Wings
Died and Rose	China Grove	Doobie Brothers
You May be Bright	You May be Right	Billy Joel
L.S.F.	Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds	The Beatles
Spirit Inside	Spirit in the Sky	Norman Greenbaum
Walk His Way	Walk This Way	Aerosmith
John 1:1	Fun, Fun, Fun	Beach Boys
Narrow Way to Heaven	Stairway to Heaven	Led Zeppelin
Fakey Shaky Parts	Achy Breaky Heart	Billy Ray Cyrus

Ticked
1997
$12.99

Come Out and Pray	Come Out and Play	The Offspring
All ApologetiX	All Apologies	Nirvana
Naomi Gonna Be with Ruth	Only Wanna Be With You	Hootie & the Blowfish
Shepherd's Paradise	Gangsta's Paradise	Coolio
Counting Blessings	Counting Blue Cars	Dishwalla
Plump	Lump	Presidents of the United States of America
Letterman	Better Man	Pearl Jam
People	Pepper	Buttonhole Surfers
Big Deal	Big Me	Foo Fighters
Little Sins	Little Things	Bush
Stupid World	Stupid Girl	Garbage
A Lie	Alive	Pearl Jam
Preachers	Peaches	Presidents of the United States of America
Who's There	Loser	Beck
Heaven Isn't Like That	Shine	Collective Soul
No Chain	No Rain	Blind Melon
Young as You Are	Come As You Are	Nirvana
Casket Place	Basket Case	Green Day
Lightning Flashes	Lightning Crashes	Live
Inyerface Love Song	Interstate Love Song	Stone Temple Pilots
You Gotta Go	You Oughta Know	Alanis Morissette

Radical History Tour
1994
$12.99

Bethlehemian Rhapsody (1994)	Bohemian Rhapsody	Queen
Isaac Man	Ice Cream Man	Van Halen
Jacob's Name is Israel	Takin' Care of Business	Bachman-Turner Overdrive
Judgment Gets Passed	Jumpin' Jack Flash	The Rolling Stones
Check Out The Book	The Look	Roxette
Yer Maker	D'Yer Maker	Led Zeppelin
I Know a Riddle	I Know a Little	Lynyrd Skynyrd
I've Got Elijah Fightin' Baal	I've Got a Tiger by the Tail	Buck Owens
Not Logs Lincoln	Hot Rod Lincoln	Commander Cody
Read Ephesians	Sweet Emotion	Aerosmith
Lazzie Lay	Maggie Mae	Rod Stewart
Catch that Fever	Cat Scratch Fever	Ted Nugent
Triune Godhead	Satisfaction	The Rolling Stones
Ignorant Song	Immigrant Song	Led Zeppelin
E-Z Kiel	Suzie Q. (Part One)	Creedence Clearwater Revival
Virgin	Urgent	Foreigner
The Sounds of Silas	The Sounds of Silence	Simon & Garfunkel
Bad Dude Risin'	Bad Moon Risin'	CCR
Life in the Last Days	Life in the Fast Lane	The Eagles
Midnight Hour Pt. 2	In the Midnight Hour	Wilson Pickett

Shirts $19.99 (Click on the shirt image to see a larger version and the back)

Stickers $2.00

DVDs

Downer of a Sister Video (DVD)
"Downer of a Sister" is our hit parody of System of a Down's alternative hit "Chop Suey" and tells the biblical story (Genesis 29:15-30) of how Jacob came to be married to two wives, Rachel and Leah, as a result of his Uncle Laban's deception. The video brings that story to life, using an unconventional mix of Biblical costumes, modern rock music and old-fashioned humor.