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From Hair to Eternity



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Our 49th CD, From Hair to Eternity, is at the manufacturer and should be in stock later this month. It features 12 parodies — all from the 80's — a hairy time in rock music history!

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1. Turn to Luke - Turn Me Loose - Loverboy
2. No One Likes You - No One Like You - The Scorpions
3. Works - Words - Missing Persons
4. Don't Tell Me We're Lucky - Don't Tell Me You Love Me - Night Ranger
5. Thankfully - Faithfully - Journey
6. Pick It Up - Lick It Up - KISS
7. Born in the Jewish Faith - Born in the USA - Bruce Springsteen
8. Boys Are Scary - Voices Carry - 'Til Tuesday
9. Expected to Love - Addicted to Love - Robert Palmer
10. Dweebs - Dreams - Van Halen
11. You Give Up on Bad Days - You Give Love a Bad Name - Bon Jovi
12. Talk Daily to Me - Talk Dirty to Me - Poison


You Might Stink / Show Us the Way



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Released in early October, our 18th single of 2017 spoofs two American bands who first found fame in the 70's.

You Might Stink

Some folks downplay a talent or ability when they should display it. "It's all I can do," they say. "That's it. I'm not the one God should use." But let's go to Romans 12 and 1 Corinthians 12 and take another look. If you think it over, you can't hold on too long to the notion that your God-given gift isn't good enough to serve God.

Show Us the Way

Let's pretend you're a Galilean nobody knows, 2000 years ago, waiting for Messiah. Suddenly, a teacher with fresh ideas and healing power pops into your life, making it easy to understand the Scriptures. You might as well follow Him, right? Then, after becoming an overnight sensation, He says He's leaving. You don't want to say goodbye. Now what?

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You Might Stink You Might Think The Cars
Show Us the Way Go All the Way The Raspberries


You're Mad at What? / Pick It Up



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Released in mid-September, our 17th single of 2017 spoofs two straightforward rock hits from the 70's and the 80's.

You're Mad at What?

We'll tell you straight up: there's no magic Christian formula for living a sinless life. That doesn't mean we shouldn't give it a try, but we won't reach perfection till it's over. In the meantime, seek God's guidance and forgiveness day after day, hold on to 1 Corinthians 1:8 and Philippians 1:6, and carry on till tomorrow. Better days await.

Pick It Up

The Bible was given to us freely by God, and it'll give you a reason to live and show you how to live forever, but you have to take it off the shelf. The Word of God is alive, written not for the innocent only but for saint and sinner alike, and if you read it, it'll come back to you later like a boomerang. Get all you can take before they take it away from us.

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You're Mad at What? No Matter What Badfinger
Pick It Up Lick It Up KISS


Churchigo III



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Released in late August, our 16th single of 2017 is a sequel to two projects we released in 2013.

ApologetiX lead singer and lyricist J. Jackson is also a worship leader at New Community Church in Wexford PA, the same venue where we played our 20th and 25th anniversary shows.

The church has a great worship team with many talented vocalists and instrumentalists, many of whom have appeared on ApologetiX recordings. We.ve released singles before which featured songs J. has performed with the team in concert on our Churchigo II and Transformed Soul singles.

On September 20, 2015, the worship team performed a special concert with the choir and a 10-piece band, including a full brass section. J. sang lead on two new parodies of songs by Chicago and Joe Bonamassa that he wrote specifically for the event.

We're finally making the live recordings of those performances available as downloads, which are free with your donation of any size to the ministry of ApologetiX. Once you make a donation, we'll email you the link for the MP3 files and cover art. Donations are not tax-deductible but help keep this ministry going.

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Intro: Does Anybody Really Know What Tithing Is    
Does Anybody Really Know What Tithing Is Does Anybody Really Know What Time It Is Chicago
Intro: The Stuff That God'll Watch    
The Stuff That God'll Watch The Stuff You Gotta Watch Joe Bonamassa


The Man Born to Scale the Mountain / Free Indeed



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Released in late-July, our 15th single of 2017 spoofs two hard-rocking classics that were both released in 1975.

The Man Born to Scale the Mountain

For a guy who spent so much time with God, Moses was very down to earth. But, as this musical self-portrait shows, he got bent out of shape and felt his blood pressure rising when Israel's idolatry and complaining proved difficult to cure. Their hearts were as cold as the stone tablets he brought down from Sinai, yet he kept interceding for them.

Free Indeed

Some preachers don't touch too much upon the topic of sin, but Jesus didn't waste time beating around the bush. For those about to read the Gospels for the first time, prepare for a shock: Our sins have snowballed into a landslide that's put us deep in the hole, and it's a long way to the top. But Jesus can engineer your jailbreak (John 8:36).

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The Man Born to Scale the Mountain The Man on the Silver Mountain Rainbow
Free Indeed T.N.T. AC/DC


Thankfully / Works



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Released in mid-July, our 14th single of 2017 spoofs two California bands who were at the peak of their popularity in the first half of the 80's.

Thankfully

The prodigal told his father, "I'll be alright without you." He thought his departure was an escape, only the young man couldn't look into the future to see the trial by fire that would happen next. But his father took him back with open arms after the fall. God treats us just the same way anytime we repent. Why keep on running till the party's over?

Works

Clandestine people claiming to have a faith in God say it ain't none of your business whether they have a noticeable one. Our final destination's unknown to all but Him and us right now, but our actions/reactions are windows into our souls. Works don't save us, but they do identify us. State your faith in black and white, but deeds put color in your life.

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Thankfully Faithfully Journey
Works Words Missing Persons


25th Anniversary Lapel Pin



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While supplies last, we'll send an ApologetiX 25th Anniversary lapel pin to fans who make a donation of $25 or more. These custom lapel pins are 1.5" long and made of solid brass and hard enamel with double butterfly-clutch pin backs. Please use the donate button in this section, because it will tell us that you want the 25th Anniversary lapel pin and not the original ApologetiX lapel pin.

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Expected to Love / Born in the Jewish Faith



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Released in early July, our 13th single of 2017 spoofs two male solo artists who scored their biggest hits in the mid-to-late '80's.

Expected to Love

Some people can do what they like, but Jesus calls us to love one another, our neighbors, our enemies, every kind of people! How can we still be friends with God and not love those created in His image? God offers forgiveness, but you can have it only if you forgive others. That's true love. Get it through your heart; it'll help your blood pressure drop.

Born in the Jewish Faith

Growing up as a Pharisee, Saul of Tarsus felt tougher than the rest. He had high hopes for eradicating Christianity entirely, waging war against the Church like a human wrecking ball. Then one day his vision suddenly stopped working on the highway to Tarsus as he was blinded by the light of Christ himself, who gave him reason to believe.

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Expected to Love Addicted to Love Robert Palmer
Born in the Jewish Faith Born in the U.S.A. Bruce Springsteen


Boys Are Scary / Once You See Truth, You Can't Unsee It



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Released in mid-June, our 12th single of 2017 spoofs two alternative-rock bands who first hit it big in the 80's.

Boys Are Scary

A parody about Jacob's daughter Dinah? Are you serious? If you've read Genesis 34, you know the rest. There's nothing sugarcoated about the story; it was real bad news for everyone involved. This song looks at it from the other end of the telescope, coming up close for Dinah's own perspective.

Once You See Truth, You Can't Unsee It

It seems like everybody's heard the truth, but only some actually see it. The truth will set you free, but you can't get there from hearsay unless God chooses to reveal it to your heart. Once He opens your eyes, you can't unsee it. You don't need x-ray vision like Superman; it's automatic for the people who've been around the Son.

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Boys Are Scary Voices Carry 'Til Tuesday
Once You See Truth, You Can't Unsee It What's the Frequency, Kenneth? REM


Zebraic



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Our 48th CD, Zebraic, was released in June 2017.

1. Remember (Lot's Wife) - December - Collective Soul
2. Confiscated - Complicated - Avril Lavigne
3. Ground Shook Here - Brown Sugar - The Rolling Stones
4. Learning Blasphemies - Turning Japanese - The Vapors
5. Feels Like in First John - Feels Like the First Time - Foreigner
6. Leviticus Can't Be Done - Little Miss Can't Be Wrong - The Spin Doctors
7. Noah Man - Nowhere Man - The Beatles
8. Makes Me Cranky - Hanky Panky - Tommy James and the Shondells
9. Selling the Dogma - Selling the Drama - Live
10. Role Never Changes - Roll with the Changes - REO Speedwagon
11. Lethargy - Refugee - Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers
12. Phony Ol' Lie - Lonely Ol' Night - John Cougar Mellencamp


You Give Up on Bad Days / Nain



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Released in early June, our 11th single of 2017 spoofs two American bands and their first Top Five singles (one in '86 and one in '96), both with the word "name" in their titles.

You Give Up on Bad Days

Hey, God never said life will be a bed of roses, even if you're not living in sin. We hope you have a nice day every day but, if not, don't let it rock you. Tribulations bring about perseverance, character, and hope (Romans 5:3-5) and eternal glory (2 Cor. 4:17). Raise your hands in prayer and always keep the faith. You'll bounce back.

Nain

The widow thought her better days were behind her. She'd had only one son, and now he was dead, with no one left to carry on the family name. Her life was empty, and she was just waiting for the rest of it to be over. But by the end of her encounter with Jesus that fateful day, she'd never felt so alive. And neither had her son.

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You Give Up on Bad Days You Give Love a Bad Name Bon Jovi
Nain Name Goo Goo Dolls


Treading on Poisonous Scorpions Vol. 2



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Released in late May, our tenth single of 2017 revisits two hard-rockin' bands that first hit it big in the 1980's and are still touring today.

Talk Daily to Me

God won't forget you in the bad times, so don't forget Him in the good times. Don't wait until you suffer some tragedy/setback or want something, need something, etc. Setting specific time(s) to pray every day is great, but so is making an unscheduled stop in your day to open up and say all that's on your heart and mind.

No One Likes You

This crazy world loves to drive Christians away. They'll mock you like a horrid kind of person and try to black out the Son in your life. If you face the heat of their savage amusement and are still loving, you take the Gospel and make it real to them. Hey, you want them to be in Heaven with you, don't you? Believe in love!

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Talk Daily to Me Talk Dirty to Me Poison
No One Likes You No One Like You The Scorpions


Don't Tell Me We're Lucky / No Exclusions



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Released in early May, our ninth single of 2017 features two songs discussing the origin and uniqueness of life on Earth.

Don't Tell Me We're Lucky

Skeptics insist that Christians are wrong to claim mankind is unique. And when you close your eyes to the evidence, you might think Earth isn't anything special, either. E.T. brought out a sentimental streak in all of us, but our interstellar love affair with aliens is based on sci-fi, not fact. Bible-believers know the secret of life's success on this planet.

No Exclusions

The biggest lesson learned from evolution is that the theory keeps evolving. It's had more facelifts than any aging actress. What you believe is your decision, but if you don't follow along, they'll portray you (and all who get born again) as some sap who believes the devil put dinosaurs here. We don't deny dinosaurs, but is there any proof for abiogenesis?

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Don't Tell Me We're Lucky Don't Tell Me You Love Me Night Ranger
No Exclusions No Excuses Alice in Chains


Dweebs / Turn to Luke



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Released in late April, our eighth single of 2017 spoofs two bands that epitomized the 80's.

Dweebs

Any Christian who's being realistic right now knows he'd never be good enough in God's eyes without Christ inside, but he'll never be good enough in man's eyes with Christ inside. You can't run around with a John 3:16 shirt on and expect non-Christians to get up and applaud. If you're looking for approval, you'll have to wait till judgment day.

Turn to Luke

The road from Jerusalem to Jericho was notoriously dangerous. You could start off in the prime of your life and still be DOA when it was over. Travelers had to watch out every minute for bandits ready to jump them. This is the story of one of the lucky ones who survived such an attack, thanks to a good Samaritan, something once considered an oxymoron.

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Dweebs Dreams Van Halen
Turn to Luke Turn Me Loose Loverboy


Lethargy / Phony Ol' Lie



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Released in early April, our seventh single of 2017 spoofs two artists who launched in the 70's and rocketed to superstardom in the 80's.

Lethargy

Some folks go to bed long after dark yet still spend their days in a spiritual sleepwalk. Don't you be like that! "Awake, sleeper, and arise from the dead, and Christ will shine on you" (Ephesians 5:14). Are you already up? Then stop dragging your feet and start making some noise. Let's wake up the neighbors! Why are we waiting? They need to know!

Phony Ol' Lie

They call it "New Age" this time around, but it's as old as Eden. A certain serpent's been telling mankind ever since that we could become gods whenever we wanted. Find Genesis 3 and check it out. The only way to regain the peace, love and happiness we lost back then is through Christ. What if He came knocking again tonight? Would you open up?

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Lethargy Refugee Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers
Phony Ol' Lie Lonely Ol' Night John Cougar Mellencamp


Selling the Dogma / Role Never Changes



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Released in mid-March, our sixth single of 2017 features parodies of hits by two American bands -- one from the 70's and one from the 90's.

Selling the Dogma

Have you taken your dogma for a walk lately? You'll have critics all over you as fast as lightning if you try to have a black-and-white discussion about morality in this world that worships the beauty of gray. There are even many Christian brothers unaware of the essentials of the faith throwing proper doctrine out with the bathwater.

Role Never Changes

There's wrestling involved in spiritual life (Eph. 6:12), but Jesus and Satan don't switch roles every now and then like WWE tough guys -- lucky for you! Only the strong survive, and you can't fight this battle without Christ. Satan is a liar and a murderer; Jesus is the Truth and the life. When He knocks (Rev. 3:20), don't let Him go, or you'll take it on the chin.

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Selling the Dogma Selling the Drama Live
Role Never Changes Roll with the Changes REO Speedwagon


Very Vicarious



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Our 47th CD, Very Vicarious, was released in March 2017.

1. Tasty Plants - The Safety Dance - Men Without Hats
2. Can We Drive Our Sins Too Far? - 25 or 6 to 4 - Chicago
3. God's Presence (Christ in Your Life) - Good Riddance (Time of Your Life) - Green Day
4. Child of God - Shining Star - Earth, Wind & Fire
5. Tried to Find Lots of Ways - Drivin' My Life Away - Eddie Rabbitt
6. Outnumbered - Down Under - Men at Work
7. Good King - Good Thing - Fine Young Cannibals
8. Speech Police - Dream Police - Cheap Trick
9. Sinning Will - Spinning Wheel - Blood, Sweat & Tears
10. Grandma Got Won Over by a Stranger - Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer - Elmo & Patsy
11. God's Child in the City - Hot Child in the City - Nick Gilder
12. Doubt Is Not Allowed - Shout It Out Loud - KISS
13. I Feel the Earth Proves - I Feel the Earth Move - Carole King


Noah Man / Makes Me Cranky



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Released in early March, our fifth single of 2017 spoofs two huge hits (by two huge bands) released within six months of each other in the mid-60's.

Noah Man

Noah's neighbors may have mocked him, but they were the ones who didn't know enough to come in out of the rain, for no one outside his family asked to join in his venture. Yes, it is possible they asked once the flood started, but you can't do that. In the end, they learned the fool in the hull of that big boat knew something they didn't.

Makes Me Cranky

Though Joseph had many, many brothers, his family life wasn't all peace and good and brotherhood. He was a ball of fire, but they saw him as a ball and chain. Their dad used Joseph to spy on how his other children behaved, which wouldn't have mattered if they'd had nothing to hide. Before long, they'd be getting together to do something to him.

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Noah Man Nowhere Man The Beatles
Makes Me Cranky Hanky Panky Tommy James & the Shondells


Feels Like in First John / Leviticus Can't Be Done



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Released in mid-February, our fourth single of 2017 spoofs the hit debut singles of two rock bands formed in New York City — one in the 70's and one in the 90's.

Feels Like in First John

Gnostics can range from one to another extreme (self-denial or sensuality) but they all say you will need to know certain inside information to achieve salvation. We've seen it before; it happens all the time. Take a little time to think things over: it's knowing Christ, not knowledge itself, that saves us and enables us to know we have eternal life.

Leviticus Can't Be Done

Many Galatians believed through Paul's preaching, but later the Church developed a rapidly expanding pocket full of Christianized legalists. Their salvation and Paul's were based on two premises that were diametrically opposed. One little misstep and you're guilty of the whole Law. How could you want that when you know you could have grace?

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Feels Like in First John Feels Like the First Time Foreigner
Leviticus Can't Be Done Little Miss Can't Be Wrong Spin Doctors


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Our customized USB flash drives include the complete ApologetiX library on MP3 (over 1000 tracks including studio versions, live versions, rarity versions, album versions, single versions, revised versions, and remastered versions of about 550 parodies) plus our digital songbook.

These twister-style USB drives are silver and black with the classic ApologetiX logo on both sides. The silver part twists open to reveal the drive or closed to protect it for storage or transport. They're about 2 inches long and hold 8 GB. The MP3s are organized into folders for easy identification.

USBs are available for a donation of $150 or more. If you've donated for our complete library before, they're available for a donation of $50 or more. Donations are not tax-deductible but enable us to keep this ministry going. Please use the donate button in this section, because it will tell us that you want the USB.

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Ground Shook Here / Learning Blasphemies



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Released in early February, our third single of 2017 spoofs hits by two British groups from the early 70's and 80's.

Ground Shook Here

Dathan and Abiram weren't happy with Moses and complained that he got the glory while others did the dirty work. But Numbers 16 would be the last time he or any of their neighbors would hear from them. In the aftermath of the ensuing earthquake, they went down in the hole and literally found themselves between a rock and a hard place.

Learning Blasphemies

Many of America's oldest universities began as Christian schools, but if you preached the Good News at 10 of 'em now, could you get an "amen" at one? Somehow we doubt it. You can't talk anymore about biblical inerrancy at many seminaries! Those aren't isolated cases. If a divinity school trains students to disavow the divine after orientation, look out!

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Ground Shook Here Brown Sugar The Rolling Stones
Learning Blasphemies Turning Japanese The Vapors


Confiscated / Remember (Lot's Wife)



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Released in late January, our second single of 2017 spoofs takes us to the mid-90's and early-2000's.

Confiscated

Despite gradually losing grip on his throne, King Saul wouldn't let go or concede the election to David, even though God did the electing. As for David, he wasn't about to keep holding on where he was unwanted, so he went mobile, joining the Philistines. To find out what happened next, listen here and read 1 Sam. 27-31, if it's not too much to ask.

Remember (Lot's Wife)

Luke 17:32 is one of the Bible's shortest verses (three words in most translations - no more, no less). Fittingly, it's about not wasting time looking back at the world you knew, because Christ could come at any time to take you to your next homecoming. That's heavy stuff, and we ought to listen lest we exceed our daily dosage of salt, like Lot's wife.

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Confiscated Complicated Avril Lavigne
Remember (Lot's Wife) December Collective Soul


Doubt Is Not Allowed / I Feel the Earth Proves



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Released in early January, our first single of 2017 spoofs 70's superstars with capital K's.

Doubt Is Not Allowed

With God all things are possible, so it's no sin to have great expectations (getting wisdom, walking on water, moving mountains, living forever) if they're in keeping with His will. But doubt is a destroyer of all those things (James 1:6; Matt. 14:31, 21:21; John 8:24), a parasite that feeds on fear and sucks the joy out of being alive. You've got to choose.

I Feel the Earth Proves

Despite war, crime, injustice, and hatred, people believe in humanity yet doubt God. Go up on the roof and look way over yonder at the sun, moon, and stars so far away (Psalm 19:1). The beautiful wonders of earth and sky clearly show His handiwork, leaving man without excuse (Romans 1:20). We ought to give the glory to Him before it's too late.

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Doubt Is Not Allowed Shout It Out Loud KISS
I Feel the Earth Proves I Feel the Earth Move Carole King


Speech Police / Sinning Will



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Released in mid-December, our 25th single of 2016 spoofs late-70's power-pop and late-60's jazz-rock.

Speech Police

Speak the truth, but don't be cruel. Remember when that was enough? Nowadays, people get all shook up about the slightest slight, and political correctness is the way of the world. Many surrender their freedom of speech rather than have their voices silenced. The media fans the flames, always on the lookout for a new controversy. Ain't that a shame?

Sinning Will

No matter what you're tempted by, it's all just variations on the same theme. Sin can make you feel very happy for a season (Heb. 11:25), and we all go through our smiling phases sometimes (Rom. 3:23). But the wages of sin is death (Rom. 6:23), and when you die you can't go down gambling on the false notion that good works can save you (Eph. 2:8).

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Speech Police Dream Police Cheap Trick
Sinning Will Spinning Wheel Blood, Sweat & Tears


Grandma Got Won Over by a Stranger / God's Child in the City



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Released in early December, our 24th single of 2016 adds to our Christmas catalog with parodies of a pair of one-hit wonders from the 70's and 80's.

Grandma Got Won Over by a Stranger

Most Christians have relatives who'd rather get run over by a reindeer than come to Christ. Thankfully, God put believing family members in their lives to pray for them. But sometimes it takes someone outside the family to lead them to the Lord (Mark 6:4), as in this song. Beware: This grandmama is rough around the edges, not smooth!

God's Child in the City

As the gilded pages of the Bible show, Jesus arrived in the nick of time (Romans 5:6-8). Although we've retold the classic Nativity story a number of times from a number of angles, this song will help remind you where to find it (Luke 2:1-20). Meanwhile, the manger reminds us that Christ is available even to black sheep and stubborn donkeys.

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Grandma Got Won Over by a Stranger Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer Elmo & Patsy
God's Child in the City Hot Child in the City Nick Gilder


Only a Glorified Cover Band



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Our 46th CD, Only a Glorified Cover Band, was released in December 2016.

1. Message in the Bible - Message in a Bottle - The Police
2. Cunning is the Devil - Runnin' with the Devil - Van Halen
3. There Are Wolves Among Us - Werewolves of London - Warren Zevon
4. Holy Land - Hold My Hand - Hootie & the Blowfish
5. HardLabor - Heartbreaker - Led Zeppelin
6. Living Loving Faith - Living Loving Maid - Led Zeppelin
7. Doubter - Daughter - Pearl Jam
8. Blabbed Through the Phone - Bad to the Bone - George Thorogood & the Destroyers
9. God's Zealot - Godzilla - Blue Öyster Cult
10. The Bible Countdown - The Final Countdown - Europe
11. The Sound of Sirens - The Sound of Silence - Disturbed
12. Clothing Time - Closing Time - Semisonic


Quilt



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Our 45th CD, Quilt, was released in September 2016. It features 12 parodies of pop songs from the 60's, 70's, 80's, and 90's, including six songs with female lead vocals.

1. Bought by the Egyptians - Walk Like an Egyptian - The Bangles
2. Beggar's Feet - Baker Street - Gerry Rafferty
3. Lotsa Versions - Like a Virgin - Madonna
4. Nightmare Waiting - Right Here Waiting - Richard Marx
5. The Books God Made You're Mockin' - These Boots Are Made for Walkin' - Nancy Sinatra
6. Barak & Deborah - Abracadabra - Steve Miller Band
7. Killing My Suffering with His Son - Killing Me Softly with His Song - Roberta Flack
8. Easter - Easy - The Commodores
9. All You Gotta Do - All I Wanna Do - Sheryl Crow
10. Romantic Letter - The Letter - The Box Tops
11. Garden My Heart - Harden My Heart - Quarterflash
12. You've Got a Text - You've Got a Friend - James Taylor


ApologetiX Songbook

NEW EDITION - JUST RELEASED - INCLUDES 100 NEW SONGS
Complete ApologetiX Songbook 1993-2015
(Interactive PDF)

Lyrics to every song on every CD and download from 1993-2015

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Special features:

- indexed by title, original song, original artist, subject, or Bible verse
- each song's page has icons showing what albums it appears on
- each song's page has a commentary from lyricist J. Jackson
- each album's page includes liner notes and track listing
- print any pages you like or use for slides in church
- discography of out-of-print cassettes NEW
- never-before-seen concert photos NEW
- 100 new songs and journal entries NEW
- over 600 pages in length NEW
- downloadable in PDF format

Interactive features:

- click on any page number in indexes or TOC to go to that page
- click on any album icon to go to its liner notes and track listings
- click on any song title on an album page to go to that song

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Zebraic
2017
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Remember (Lot's Wife) December Collective Soul
Confiscated Complicated Avril Lavigne
Ground Shook Here Brown Sugar The Rolling Stones
Learning Blasphemies Turning Japanese The Vapors
Feels Like in First John Feels like the First Time Foreigner
Leviticus Can't Be Done Little Miss Can't Be Wrong The Spin Doctors
Noah Man Nowhere Man The Beatles
Makes Me Cranky Hanky Panky Tommy James & the Shondells
Selling the Dogma Selling the Drama Live
Role Never Changes Roll with the Changes REO Speedwagon
Lethargy Refugee Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers
Phony Ol' Lie Lonely Ol' Night John Cougar Mellencamp


Very Vicarious
2017
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Tasty Plants The Safety Dance Men Without Hats
Can We Drive Our Sins Too Far? 25 or 6 to 4 Chicago
God's Presence (Christ in Your Life) Good Riddance (Time of Your Life) Green Day
Child of God Shining Star Earth, Wind & Fire
Tried to Find Lots of Ways Drivin' My Life Away Eddie Rabbitt
Outnumbered Down Under Men at Work
Good King Good Thing Fine Young Cannibals
Speech Police Dream Police Cheap Trick
Sinning Will Spinning Wheel Blood, Sweat & Tears
Grandma Got Won Over by a Stranger Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer Elmo & Patsy
God's Child in the City Hot Child in the City Nick Gilder
Doubt is Not Allowed Shout it Out Loud KISS
I Feel the Earth Proves I Feel the Earth Move Carole King


Only a Glorified Cover Band
2016
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Message in the Bible Message in a Bottle the Police
Cunning is the Devil Running with the Devil Van Halen
There Are Wolves Among Us Werewolves of London Warren Zevon
Holy Land Hold My Hand Hootie & the Blowfish
HardLabor Heartbreaker Led Zeppelin
Living, Loving Faith (Please Just Don't Worry) Living Loving Maid (She's Just a Woman) Led Zeppelin
Doubter Daughter Pearl Jam
Blabbed Through the Phone Bad to the Bone George Thorogood & the Destroyers
God's Zealot Godzilla Blue Öyster Cult
The Bible Countdown The Final Countdown Europe
The Sound of Sirens The Sound of Silence Disturbed
Clothing Time Closing Time Semisonic
Bob Dylan Godzilla Blue Öyster Cult


Quilt
2016
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Bought by the Egyptians Walk Like an Egyptian The Bangles
Beggar’s Feet Baker Street Gerry Rafferty
Lotsa Versions Like a Virgin Madonna
Nightmare Waiting Right Here Waiting Richard Marx
The Books God Made You’re Mockin’ These Boots Are Made for Walkin’ Nancy Sinatra
Barak & Deborah Abracadabra Steve Miller Band
Killing My Suffering with His Son Killing Me Softly with His Song Roberta Flack
Easter Easy The Commodores
All You Gotta Do All I Wanna Do Sheryl Crow
Romantic Letter The Letter The Box Tops
Garden My Heart Harden My Heart Quarterflash
You’ve Got a Text You’ve Got a Friend James Taylor


Minor League
2016

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Hosea Josie Steely Dan
It's Still Got the Joel you Need It's Still Rock and Roll to Me Billy Joel
Amos Layla Derek and the Dominos
Obed-edom, Obadiah Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da The Beatles
Man on the Run Band on the Run Paul McCartney & Wings
Micah Rock On David Essex
What's in Nahum What's Your Name Lynyrd Skynyrd
Reading Habakkuk Radioactive The Firm
Cousin Zephaniah Cuts Like a Knife Bryan Adams
Haggai Led the Way Baby, I Love Your Way Peter Frampton
The Man They Call Zechariah Magic Carpet Ride Steppenwolf
Malachi Abacab Genesis


Doves in Snakes' Clothing
2016

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Cöstly Trüth Dr. Feelgood Mötley Crüe
Try and Try Again Flying High Again Ozzy Osbourne
A Fool Can Sound Intelligent Fooled Around and Fell in Love Elvin Bishop
I Can't Escape I Can't Explain The Who
Lily-White Boy Dirty White Boy Foreigner
Jephthah You Needed Just What I Needed The Cars
Complain Cocaine Eric Clapton
Brash, Impulsive Brass in Pocket The Pretenders
Rose Up Roller April Wine
Manifold Centerfold The J. Geils Band
Hell is Warmer L.A. Woman The Doors
Schoolhouse (for Prophets) School's Out Alice Cooper


You Can't Say Euphrates Without the 80's
2015
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I Dealt with You I Melt with You Modern English
Could He Choose You Goody Two Shoes Adam Ant
Nicky Mickey Toni Basil
I Love Apostle Paul I Love Rock 'n' Roll Joan Jett & the Blackhearts
Strange Cat, But ... Stray Cat Strut The Stray Cats
Christ's Wedding White Wedding Billy Idol
Keep on Loving Ruth Keep on Loving You REO Speedwagon
Iran (So Far Away) I Ran (So Far Away) A Flock of Seagulls
I Went in the Stream Islands in the Stream Kenny Rogers & Dolly Parton
Anteater Maneater Hall & Oates
Faithless Love Tainted Love Soft Cell
Separate Days (to Worship God) Separate Ways (Worlds Apart) Journey


Play Nice
2015
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He Spoke The Stroke Billy Squier
Act Selfless Black Velvet Alannah Myles
Desperate Queen Dancing Queen ABBA
Psalms Come True Song Sung Blue Neil Diamond
We Got the Feet We Got the Beat The Go-Go's
Sheba She Bop Cyndi Lauper
Tufftumbling Tubthumping Chumbawamba
Patients Patience Guns N' Roses
Drop Your Knife and Hurry, Man Rock You Like a Hurricane The Scorpions
Unfinished Job Unskinny Bop Poison
Talking Inner Peace Talking in Your Sleep The Romantics
To Be Rebuked To Be with You Mr. Big


Music Is As Music Does
2015

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Come on, Heal the Boy Cum on Feel the Noize Quiet Riot
God of Peace Peaceful Easy Feeling The Eagles
Stone Him Rough Stone in Love Journey
Jesus and Moses Heat of the Moment Asia
Sa-Maria My Maria B.W. Stevenson
Resist Him Rhiannon Fleetwood Mac
Let's End the Fight Together Let's Spend the Night Together The Rolling Stones
Addicted to Christ Ticket to Ride The Beatles
A Source with No Name A Horse with No Name America
Be Like David Was Feel Like Makin' Love Bad Company
Pharaoh-noid Paranoid Black Sabbath
Fight for Your Right to Parody Fight for Your Right to Party The Beastie Boys


Easter Standard Time
2015
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Hosanna Rosanna Toto
One of These Guys One of These Nights The Eagles
I'll Prepare for You I'll Be There for You The Rembrandts
Although None Could Watch an Hour All Along the Watchtower Jimi Hendrix
Last Night Last Kiss Pearl Jam
Too Much Grime on My Hands Too Much Time on My Hands Styx
I Have to Die First Eye of the Tiger Survivor
Too Wicked for Paradise Two Tickets to Paradise Eddie Money
Cemetery Came Alive Semi-Charmed Life Third Eye Blind
Huge Slumber Party Use Somebody Kings of Leon
Magdalena Macarena Los Del Rio
One Headline One Headlight The Wallflowers
Emmaus Shambala Three Dog Night
Scars Cars Gary Numan
Didn't Just Die Live and Let Die Paul McCartney & Wings
Died and Rose China Grove The Doobie Brothers
You May Be Bright You May Be Right Billy Joel


Unconditional Releases
2014
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Servin' the Father Surfin' Safari The Beach Boys
Set Him Free Let it Be The Beatles
Another One Died for Us Another One Bites the Dust Queen
Bad Case of Leprosy Bad Case of Lovin' You Robert Palmer
Herman's Sermon I'm Henry VIII, I Am Herman's Hermits
Feelin' Stronger in the Faith Feelin' Stronger Every Day Chicago
Must Seem Silly Mustang Sally The Commitments
Seek Out God to Be Free People Got to Be Free The Rascals
Grinch Girl Rich Girl Hall & Oates
Hanukkah Hot Stuff Donna Summer
The Whole Darn Roof Leaks Hold on Loosely 38 Special
Offer Your Prayer Scarborough Fair/Canticle Simon & Garfunkel


Apoplectic
2014
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Come for Some Cumbersome Seven Mary Three
Proving My Religion Losing My Religion REM
God's Own Son Black Hole Sun Soundgarden
Aaronic Ironic Alanis Morissette
Better Than Exorcism Good Better Than Ezra
One More Wall Wonderwall Oasis
Bathwater Backwater The Meat Puppets
God Knows You've Tried Slide The Goo Goo Dolls
This Is from Paul This is a Call The Foo Fighters
Comeback Comedown Bush
One of Us Indeed One of Us Joan Osborne
Matching Punches Bullet with Butterfly Wings Smashing Pumpkins
Under the Breath Under the Bridge Red Hot Chili Peppers


Loaded 45s
2014
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Goodnews Footloose Kenny Loggins
Talk and I'll Walk Crocodile Rock Elton John
Fly Like Ezekiel Fly Like An Eagle Steve Miller Band
Hell Smells Hells Bells AC/DC
We're Not Goin' to Canaan We're Not Gonna Take It Twisted Sister
Let's Redo the Music Listen to the Music Doobie Brothers
You're So Plain You're So Vain Carly Simon
These Streams These Dreams Heart
Old Man Soul Man Sam & Dave
Fearful Vehicle The Ides of March
Take Jude Hey Jude the Beatles
Hit 'em with Your Slingshot Hit Me With Your Best Shot Pat Benatar


Singles Group
2014
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Brush Tush ZZ Top
Cousin Zephaniah Cuts Like a Knife Bryan Adams
Such Impressive Loving Smart Close Friends Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band The Beatles
With Little Help from My Friends With a Little Help from My Friends The Beatles
Devil Fell Rebel Yell Billy Idol
Calling Dr. Luke Calling Dr. Love KISS
Rollin' in the Yeast Reelin' in the Years Steely Dan
I Want That Crown I Won't Back Down Tom Petty
Flirtin' with the Pastor Flirtin' with Disaster Molly Hatchet
Jezebel Just a Girl No Doubt
Some Sign from Above Sunshine of Your Love Cream
Communion Ain't Just Bread Now Communication Breakdown Led Zeppelin
Gimme Helper Gimme Shelter the Rolling Stones


Handheld Messiah
2013
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Messiah Desire U2
Virgin Urgent Foreigner
Cut-Rate Hotel Heartbreak Hotel Elvis Presley
Child King Wild Thing Tone Lōc
Mary's Got a Son Janie's Got a Gun Aerosmith
One Night in Bethlehem One Night in Bangkok Murray Head
Christ in the Stable Cat’s in the Cradle Harry Chapin
Excuse Me, Pal, It's Christmastime Purple Haze Jimi Hendrix
Nice Iced Pavement Ice Ice Baby Vanilla Ice
Wise Men Still Can't Help Falling in Love Elvis Presley
We Didn't Start Messiah We Didn't Start the Fire Billy Joel


Apologetix Classics - Christmas
2013
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Micah No. 5 Mambo No. 5 Lou Bega
December 5 or 6 B.C. December 1963 (Oh What a Night) The Four Seasons
Hotel Can't Afford Ya Hotel California The Eagles
Manger Angel Shaggy (featuring Rayvon)
Bethlehem's Boy My Best Friend's Girl The Cars
Tip From an Angel Lips of an Angel Hinder
Christmasnite Kryptonite Three Doors Down
Try Micah Drive My Car The Beatles
Don't Stop Till Egypt Don't Stop Believin' Journey
JC's Mom Stacy's Mom Fountains of Wayne
Lived the Day You Died Love the Way You Lie Eminem Featuring Rihanna
Flurry Blurry Puddle of Mudd
Santa Claus Panama Van Halen


Hot Potato Soup
2013
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Barroom Hitz Ballroom Blitz The Sweet
Guard Your Candle Hard to Handle The Black Crowes
Lived the Day You Died Love the Way You Lie Eminem Featuring Rihanna
Do What David Did Do Wah Diddy Diddy Manfred Mann
God's Blood Hot Blooded Foreigner
For Just You Forget You Cee Lo Green
Weep Jeremiah Sweet Child O' Mine Guns N' Roses
Special Stone (I'm Not Your) Stepping Stone the Monkees
Puffed-Up Cliques Pumped Up Kicks Foster the People
Too Pregnant Two Princes The Spin Doctors
You've Got Another King Comin' You've Got Another Thing Comin' Judas Priest
Gimme Pre-Trib Gimme Three Steps Lynyrd Skynyrd
Lock Walk The Foo Fighters
Man on a Cross Man in a Box Alice in Chains
Cemetery Came Alive Semi-Charmed Life Third Eye Blind


20:20 Vision
2012

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Weep Jeremiah Sweet Child O' Mine Guns N' Roses
Huge Slumber Party Use Somebody Kings of Leon
Jesse's Boy Jessie's Girl Rick Springfield
Dancing with the Ark Dancing in the Dark Bruce Springsteen
Judge Jump Van Halen
Baa! We're Lambs Barbara Ann Beach Boys
Search and You'll Get Saved Surfin' USA The Beach Boys
Found God Hound Dog Elvis Presley
For Just You Forget You Cee Lo Green
Sweet Oholibamah Sweet Home Alabama Lynyrd Skynyrd
Ain't That a Miracle Pink Houses John Cougar Mellencamp
Lived the Day You Died Love the Way You Lie Eminem Featuring Rihanna
Keep Your Ham to Yourself Keep Your Hands to Yourself The Georgia Satellites
Too Much Grime on My Hands Too Much Time on My Hands Styx
Monkeys for Uncles Money For Nothing Dire Straits
Meshach Love Shack The B-52's
Anniversary Medley Various Songs Various Artists
Want It Dead or Alive Wanted Dead or Alive Bon Jovi
Aquila Aqualung Jethro Tull
Catch That Fever! Cat Scratch Fever Ted Nugent


Wise Up and Rock
2011
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Working for the Weakened Working for the Weekend Loverboy
Your Lunch Your Love The Outfield
Keep Your Ham to Yourself Keep Your Hands to Yourself The Georgia Satellites
Don't Stop Till Egypt Don't Stop Believin' Journey
Judge Jump Van Halen
The Power Above The Power of Love Huey Lewis and the News
Monkeys for Uncles Money for Nothing Dire Straits
Too Much Grime on My Hands Too Much Time on My Hands Styx
Hosanna Rosanna Toto
Jesse's Boy Jessie's Girl Rick Springfield
Dancing With the Ark Dancing in the Dark Bruce Springsteen
Fishin' on a Pier Livin' on a Prayer Bon Jovi
Mister Christian Sister Christian Night Ranger
Dude (Would Like to Save Me) Dude (Looks Like a Lady) Aerosmith
The Atheists The Way it is Bruce Hornsby and the Range
Timeline Limelight Rush
80's Medley: Octagon But Not Forgotten 10 Classic Hits 10 Classic Artists


ApologetiX Classics - The 2000's
2010
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Look Yourself Lose Yourself Eminem
Boulevard of Both Extremes Boulevard of Broken Dreams Green Day
JC's Mom Stacy's Mom Fountains of Wayne
Heavenly Hill Beverly Hills Weezer
Corinthians In the End Linkin Park
All the Stalls Stink All the Small Things Blink 182
Bone Digger Gold Digger Kanye West (Featuring Jamie Foxx)
Transplants Dance, Dance Fall Out Boy
The Spittle The Middle Jimmy Eat World
How You Rewind Me How You Remind Me Nickelback
Are You Gonna Be Ike's Girl Are You Gonna Be My Girl Jet
Turning a Little Seasick Dirty Little Secret The All-American Rejects
The Real Sin Savior The Real Slim Shady Eminem
None Too Ladylike 1985 Bowling for Soup
Flurry Blurry Puddle of Mudd
Story of a Squirrel Absolutely (Story of a Girl) Nine Days
Somebody Sold Me Somebody Told Me The Killers
Guide the Way By the Way The Red Hot Chili Peppers
Stupid's Stronghold/Reckless in America Cupid's Chokehold/Breakfast in America Gym Class Heroes
Tip from an Angel Lips of an Angel Hinder
Christmasnite Kryptonite Three Doors Down


ApologetiX Classics - The 90's
2010

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I'm Gonna Feed (500 Mouths) I'm Gonna Be (500 miles) The Proclaimers
One Way One Week Barenaked Ladies
Naomi Gonna Be With Ruth Only Wanna Be With You Hootie & the Blowfish
Smells Like Thirtysomething Spirit Smells Like Teen Spirit Nirvana
Trooth Smooth Santana Featuring Rob Thomas
Plump Lump Presidents of the United States of America
Second Timothy Sex and Candy Marcy Playground
I Want in That Place I Want it That Way The Backstreet Boys
Shepherd's Paradise Gangsta's Paradise Coolio
I'll Prepare for You I'll Be There for You The Rembrandts
Last Night Last Kiss Pearl Jam
People Pepper Buttonhole Surfers
We're Not Gonna Drown When I Come Around Green Day
Big Deal Big Me Foo Fighters
Fast Paul The Way Fastball
Stupid World Stupid Girl Garbage
Amos Layla Eric Clapton
Preachers Peaches Presidents of the United States of America
Choirboy Cowboy Kid Rock
Who's There Loser Beck
Droppin' on the Sun Walkin' on the Sun Smash Mouth
Lightning Flashes Lightning Crashes Live


ApologetiX Classics - The 80's
2010

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Iraq & Iran Jack & Diane John Cougar Mellencamp
Genny 22 867-5309/Jenny Tommy Tutone
Every Step to Take Every Breath You Take The Police
Should I Pray or Should I Go? Should I Stay or Should I Go? The Clash
Rock This Tower Rock This Town The Stray Cats
Here I Go (Against All I've Known) Here I Go Again Whitesnake
Land of Delusion Land of Confusion Genesis
Want it Dead or Alive Wanted Dead or Alive Bon Jovi
Once Livin' Twice Died Once Bitten Twice Shy Great White
Crazy Little King God Loves Crazy Little Thing Called Love Queen
Smart Blest Man Sharp Dressed Man ZZ Top
I Have to Die First Eye of the Tiger Survivor
Tom Saw Ya Tom Sawyer Rush
You May Be Bright You May be Right Billy Joel
Every Crown Has Its Thorns Every Rose Has Its Thorn Poison
Sin Can Be Resistible Simply Irresistible Robert Palmer
969 Summer of '69 Bryan Adams
Kick In the Wall Pt. 2 Another Brick in the Wall Pt. 2 Pink Floyd
Learn Some Deuteronomy Pour Some Sugar on Me Def Leppard


ApologetiX Classics - The 70's Vol. 2
2010

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We're in a Parody Band We're an American Band Grand Funk Railroad
Bethlehem's Boy My Best Friend's Girl The Cars
Babylona My Sharona The Knack
Spirit Inside Spirit in the Sky Norman Greenbaum
Dancing Dave Dancing Days Led Zeppelin
Sweet Oholibamah Sweet Home Alabama Lynyrd Skynyrd
You Ain't Been Nothing Yet You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet BTO
Mama Told Me (What's To Come) Mama Told Me (Not to Come) Three Dog Night
Superficial Superstition Stevie Wonder
Lemonade Renegade Styx
Go Right Now All Right Now Free
Apostle Me Rock 'n Me Steve Miller Band
Lawful Woman (in a Bad Place) Long Cool Woman (in a Black Dress) The Hollies
Hey Zaccheus Take it Easy The Eagles
Didn't Just Die Live and Let Die Paul McCartney & Wings
Died and Rose China Grove Doobie Brothers
Walk His Way Walk This Way Aerosmith
Isaac Man Ice Cream Man Van Halen
Kosmik Kashmir Led Zeppelin


ApologetiX Classics - The 70's
2010

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More Than a Healing More Than a Feeling Boston
Don't Fear the People (Don't Fear) the Reaper Blue Oyster Cult
Bethlehemian Rhapsody Bohemian Rhapsody Queen
Rocky's Now My Name Rocky Mountain Way Joe Walsh
Get a Bite Let it Ride Bachman-Turner Overdrive
Rock and Roots Rock and Roll Led Zeppelin
Can't Eat Enough Can't Get Enough Bad Company
Cheap Birds Free Bird Lynyrd Skynyrd
The Devil Went Down to Jordan The Devil Went Down to Georgia Charlie Daniels
Be Bold Jeremiah Jet Airliner Steve Miller
Sufferin' Just Finished (Haman) Suffragette City David Bowie
Born Above Born to Run Bruce Springsteen
Won't Get Born Again Won't Get Fooled Again The Who
Fly Away From Hell Highway to Hell AC/DC
Narrow Way to Heaven Stairway to Heaven Led Zeppelin
Walk on the Water Smoke on the Water Deep Purple


ApologetiX Classics - The 60's
2010
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The Sounds of Silas The Sounds of Silence Simon & Garfunkel
Monkey Scheme (Theme From) The Monkees The Monkees
Crowd of Foreign Girls California Girls The Beach Boys
Revelation Man Secret Agent Man Johnny Rivers
Mediterranean Wholebook News Subterranean Homesick Blues Bob Dylan
Regeneration My Generation The Who
Did You Ever Ask Where Cain Got His Wife? Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind? Lovin' Spoonful
Back in the New Testament Back in the U.S.S.R. The Beatles
Two-Time Baby/Lord'sHouse Blues Love Me Two Times/Roadhouse Blues The Doors
Good Guys, Bad Guys Good Times, Bad Times Led Zeppelin
Born-Again Child Born to be Wild Steppenwolf
Donkey Talked With Him Honky Tonk Women The Rolling Stones
Bad Dude Risin' Bad Moon Risin' CCR
Armageddon valley Someday Pleasant Valley Sunday The Monkees
Revelation Revolution The Beatles
Jesus (Sermon on the Mount) Venus Shocking Blue
Temple Physician Pinball Wizard The Who
Help Me, Rhoda Help Me, Rhonda The Beach Boys
Trinity Thank You Led Zeppelin


ApologetiX Classics - Oldies
2010

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Talk About The Lord (We're Gonna) Rock Around the Clock Bill Haley & His Comets
Wake Up Talitha Cumi Wake Up Little Susie The Everly Brothers
Don't Be Fooled Don't Be Cruel Elvis Presley
Ronomy Runaway Del Shannon
Search and You'll Get Saved Surfin' USA The Beach Boys
Love the Jews Love Me Do The Beatles
La Bible La Bamba Ritchie Valens
Jail Got Rocked Jailhouse Rock Elvis Presley
Last Rain the Clouds Spill Last Train to Clarksville The Monkees
Little-Read Bible Book Lil' Red Riding Hood Sam the Sham & the Pharaohs
Credence Thru Deepwater Survival Proud Mary Creedence Clearwater Revival
John 1:1 Fun, Fun, Fun Beach Boys
Try Micah Drive My Car The Beatles
Little Esther Little Sister Elvis Presley
The Word Grease Frankie Valli


ApologetiX Classics - Country
2010

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Choose Your Daddy Who's Your Daddy Toby Keith
Bends to Low Places Friends in Low Places Garth Brooks
Save Your Voice (Quiet Down Boy) Save a Horse (Ride a Cowboy) Big & Rich
Good News Bookie Boot Scootin' Boogie Brooks & Dunn
Humpty Dumpty Country Club Honky Tonk Badonkadonk Trace Adkins
People Are Lazy People Are Crazy Billy Currington
The Devil Went Down to Jordan The Devil Went Down to Georgia Charlie Daniels
Fakey Shaky Parts Achy Breaky Heart Billy Ray Cyrus
Elijah Elvira Oak Ridge Boys
Scripture Picture Kid Rock & Sheryl Crow
I've Got Elijah Fightin' Baal I've Got a Tiger by the Tail Buck Owens
Hey Zaccheus Take it Easy The Eagles
Sweet Oholibamah Sweet Home Alabama Lynyrd Skynyrd
Not Logs Lincoln Hot Rod Lincoln Commander Cody


ApologetiX Classics - Lite
2010

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Wherever You Will Sow Wherever You Will Go The Calling
Cornelius Cecilia Simon & Garfunkel
The Tablecloth (Peter's Vision) Over My Head (Cable Car) The Fray
Bad Dad Bad Day Daniel Powter
Never Been to Spain (Yet) Never Been to Spain Three Dog Night
It's Tough (Song About Nehemiah) This Love Maroon 5
Ephesians The Reason Hoobastank
Parable Guy American Pie Don McLean
Follow Me Follow Me Uncle Kracker
It's Not Eden Superman (It's Not Easy) Five for Fighting
Drop of Lucifer Drops of Jupiter Train
More Than Works More than Words Extreme
Daniel Daniel Elton John
Manger Angel Shaggy (featuring Rayvon)
Put You Down in My Will Push Matchbox 20
Spread the Way Drift Away Dobie Gray
Lazzie Lay Maggie Mae Rod Stewart
Yes Today Yesterday The Beatles
Wherever You Will Sow (Reprise) Wherever You Will Go The Calling


ApologetiX Classics - Heavy
2010
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Lazy Brain Crazy Train Ozzy Osbourne
Back Intact Back in Black AC/DC
Downer of a Sister Chop Suey System of a Down
Enter Samson Enter Sandman Metallica
Welcome to the Judges Welcome to the Jungle Guns N' Roses
Smooth Grandmama Smooth Criminal Michael Jackson
Young as You Are Come As You Are Nirvana
Life Restored Last Resort Papa Roach
Santa Claus Panama Van Halen
Lifestyles of the Rich & Nameless Lifestyles of the Rich & Famous Good Charlotte
Singled You Out Figured You Out Nickelback
Listening After Midnight Living After Midnight Judas Priest
Miss Martha Miss Murder AFI
Psum 14 Fat Lip Sum 41
Swimmer Slither Velvet Revolver
Animals I Have Begun Animal I Have Become Three Days Grace
Called My Wife All My Life Foo Fighters
Jericho Vertigo U2
Simp Liztik Nookie Limp Bizkit
Come Out and Pray Come Out and Play The Offspring


ApologetiX Classics - Party
2010
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Old Time Romans Road Old Time Rock and Roll Bob Seger
Meshach Love Shack The B-52's
Jonah Jonah Mony Mony Tommy James & the Shondells
YHWH YMCA Village People
Micah No. 5 Mambo No. 5 Lou Bega
December 5 or 6 B.C. (Oh Holy Night) December 1963 (Oh What a Night) The Four Seasons
I'm a Receiver I'm a Believer The Monkees
Get Found Tonight Get Down Tonight KC and the Sunshine Band
Baa! We're Lambs Barbara Ann Beach Boys
Livin' What Jesus Spoke Of Livin' La Vida Loca Ricky Martin
Stay in the Light Stayin' Alive The Bee Gees
Jehovah The Joker Steve Miller
Boy Tell the World Joy to the World Three Dog Night
Twins Came Out Twist and Shout The Beatles
Pray Now (Lost Art) All Star Smash Mouth
You Booked Me All Along You Shook Me All Night Long AC/DC
Play That Funny Music Play That Funky Music Wild Cherry
Found God Hound Dog Elvis Presley
Jacob's Name is Israel Takin' Care of Business Bachman-Turner Overdrive
I Love Apostle Paul I Love Rock and Roll Joan Jett & the Blackhearts
Love & Kisses Rock and Roll All Night Kiss
Smooth Grandmama Smooth Criminal Michael Jackson


Soundproof
2010
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Lions Signs Five Man Electrical Band
Sin of the World Cinnamon Girl Neil Young
I'm Cured I'm Yours Jason Mraz
Did You Ever Ask Where Cain Got His Wife? Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind? Lovin' Spoonful
Second Glance Second Chance Shinedown
Yer Maker D'Yer Maker Led Zeppelin
No One is Good But One Only the Good Die Young Billy Joel
Gideon (Man of God) Get it on (Bang a Gong) T. Rex
That Daughter Black Water Doobie Brothers
Trust Him Truckin' the Grateful Dead
Huge Slumber Party Use Somebody Kings of Leon
No Shepherd Tonight/New Other Nature No Sugar Tonight/New Mother Nature The Guess Who
People Are Lazy People are Crazy Billy Currington
Ain't That a Miracle Pink Houses John Cougar Mellencamp
Aquila Aqualung Jethro Tull
Wish You Could Hear Wish You Were Here Pink Floyd
Death Beth KISS
It's All in God's Control It's Only Rock and Roll the Rolling Stones


The Boys Aren't Backin' Down
2009

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Strangest Folks Stranglehold Ted Nugent
Very Wiser Paralyzer Finger Eleven
Bible in Hand Travelin' Band Creedence Clearwater Revival
Rocky Start Rockstar Nickelback
He Really Got Mad You Really Got Me The Kinks
Smarten Up Start Me Up The Rolling Stones
Amos Layla Eric Clapton
Play Fair Delilah Hey There Delilah The Plain White T's
Lost and Found Round and Round Ratt
Read Ephesians Sweet Emotion Aerosmith
Sabbath Day's Quite Alright for Nice Things Saturday Night's Alright for Fighting Elton John
Shoestring Tie-er Shooting Star Bad Company
I Saw the Answer There I Saw Her Standing There The Beatles
I Made the Team I'm Eighteen Alice Cooper
Life in the Last Days Life in the Fast Lane The Eagles
Judgment Gets Passed Jumpin' Jack Flash The Rolling Stones
The Boys Aren't Backin' Down The Boys Are Back in Town Thin Lizzy
Catch That Fever! Cat Scratch Fever Ted Nugent


Recovery
2009
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Keep Your Arms Steady Detroit Rock City Kiss
Hurry Home Wayward Son Carry On Wayward Son Kansas
We Will Walk Through We Will Rock You Queen
We're More Than Champions We Are the Champions Queen
Come, Whale, Away Come Sail Away Styx
Enemy Lines Ebony Eyes Bob Welch
Obadiah Hold the Line Toto
Time for Me to Die Time for Me to Fly REO Speedwagon
So Render (to Caesar) Surrender Cheap Trick
Shovin', Crushin', Squeezin' Lovin', Touchin', Squeezin' Journey
Not Some Old Fantasy Rock and Roll Fantasy Bad Company
Don't Bring Me Cows Don't Bring Me Down Electric Light Orchestra


Future Tense
2008

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Turning a Little Seasick Dirty Little Secret The All-American Rejects
Land of Delusion Land of Confusion Genesis
More Than a Healing More Than a Feeling Boston
Stupid's Stronghold/Reckless in America Cupid's Chokehold/Breakfast in America Gym Class Heroes
Miss Martha Miss Murder AFI
Iraq & Iran Jack & Diane John Cougar Mellencamp
The Tablecloth (Peter's Vision) Over My Head (Cable Car) The Fray
Transplants Dance, Dance Fall Out Boy
Bethlehem's Boy My Best Friend's Girl The Cars
Tip from an Angel Lips of an Angel Hinder
Try Micah Drive My Car The Beatles
Animals I Have Begun Animal I Have Become Three Days Grace


Chosen Ones
2007

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Born-Again Child Born to be Wild Steppenwolf
Never Been to Spain (Yet) Never Been to Spain Three Dog Night
Revelation Revolution The Beatles
Search and You'll Get Saved Surfin' USA The Beach Boys
Get a Bite Let it Ride Bachman-Turner Overdrive
Hell! Help! The Beatles
Hey Zaccheus Take it Easy The Eagles
Can't Eat Enough Can't Get Enough Bad Company
Kosmik Kashmir Led Zeppelin
Fly Away From Hell Highway to Hell AC/DC
Two-Time Baby/Lord'sHouse Blues Love Me Two Times/Roadhouse Blues The Doors
Narrow Way to Heaven Stairway to Heaven Led Zeppelin


Wordplay
2006
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Somebody Sold Me Somebody Told Me The Killers
None Too Ladylike 1985 Bowling for Soup
Jehovah The Joker Steve Miller
Save Your Voice (Quiet Down Boy) Save a Horse (Ride a Cowboy) Big & Rich
Boulevard of Both Extremes Boulevard of Broken Dreams Green Day
Rocky's Now My Name Rocky Mountain Way Joe Walsh
Heavenly Hill Beverly Hills Weezer
Spread The Way Drift Away Dobie Gray
Bone Digger Gold Digger Kanye West (Featuring Jamie Foxx)
Bad Dad Bad Day Daniel Powter
Back in the New Testament Back in the U.S.S.R. The Beatles
Jericho Vertigo U2
Superficial Superstition Stevie Wonder
Humpty Dumpty Country Club Honky Tonk Badonkadonk Trace Adkins
Swimmer Slither Velvet Revolver
Here I Go (Against All I've Known) Here I Go Again Whitesnake
Ephesians The Reason Hoobastank
Won't Get Born Again Won't Get Fooled Again The Who
Want it Dead or Alive Wanted Dead or Alive Bon Jovi
Singled You Out Figured You Out Nickelback


Hits The Road
2005

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We're in a Parody Band We're an American Band Grand Funk Railroad
Tom Saw Ya Tom Sawyer Rush
JC's Mom Stacy's Mom Fountains of Wayne
Choose Your Daddy Who's Your Daddy Toby Keith
Are You Gonna Be Ike's Girl Are You Gonna Be My Girl Jet
All The Stalls Stink All the Small Things Blink 182
It's Tough (Song About Nehemiah) This Love Maroon 5
Cheap Birds Free Bird Lynyrd Skynyrd
Look Yourself Lose Yourself Eminem
Kick In the Wall Pt. 2 Another Brick in the Wall Pt. 2 Pink Floyd
The Devil Went Down To Jordan The Devil Went Down to Georgia Charlie Daniels
Didn't Just Die Live and Let Die Paul McCartney & Wings
Died and Rose China Grove Doobie Brothers
Yes Today Yesterday The Beatles
I'm a Receiver I'm a Believer The Monkees
Enter Samson Enter Sandman Metallica
Story of a Squirrel Absolutely (Story of a Girl) Nine Days
With a Harp David Writes A Hard Day's Night The Beatles
Walk on the Water Smoke on the Water Deep Purple
Found God Hound Dog Elvis Presley


Apol-acoustiX
2005

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Talk About the Lord (We're Gonna) Rock Around the Clock Bill Haley & His Comets
Don't Be Fooled Don't Be Cruel Elvis Presley
The Sounds of Silas The Sounds of Silence Simon & Garfunkel
We're Not Gonna Drown When I Come Around Green Day
Mediterranean Wholebook News Subterranean Homesick Blues Bob Dylan
Scripture Picture Kid Rock & Sheryl Crow
Last Rain the Clouds Spill Last Train to Clarksville The Monkees
Eight Ways to Be Eight Days a Week The Beatles
More than Works More than Words Extreme
Trinity Thank You Led Zeppelin
Two-Time Baby/Lord'sHouse Blues Love Me Two Times/Roadhouse Blues The Doors
Yes Today Yesterday The Beatles


New and Used Hits
2004

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Are You Gonna Be Ike's Girl Are You Gonna Be My Girl Jet
JC's Mom Stacy's Mom Fountains of Wayne
The Voice of Sodom The Boys of Summer Don Henley
It's Tough (Song About Nehemiah) This Love Maroon 5
Welcome to the Judges Welcome to the Jungle Guns N' Roses
Back Intact Back in Black AC/DC
Good News Bookie (Live) Boot Scootin' Boogie Brooks & Dunn
Hotel Can't Afford Ya Hotel California The Eagles
Micah No. 5 Mambo No. 5 Lou Bega
December 5 or 6 B.C. (Oh Holy Night) December 1963 (Oh What a Night) The Four Seasons
Santa Claus Panama Van Halen
It's Not Eden Superman (It's Not Easy) Five for Fighting
Meshach Love Shack The B-52's
Lifestyles of the Rich & Nameless Lifestyles of the Rich & Famous Good Charlotte
Wherever You Will Sow (Live) Wherever You Will Go The Calling
The Devil Went Down to Jordan The Devil Went Down to Georgia Charlie Daniels
Corinthians In the End Linkin Park
Baa! We're Lambs Barbara Ann Beach Boys
Smooth Grandmama Smooth Criminal Michael Jackson
Life Restored Last Resort Papa Roach
Bethlehemian Rhapsody (2001) Bohemian Rhapsody Queen
The Real Sin Savior The Real Slim Shady Eminem
Story of a Squirrel Absolutely (Story of a Girl) Nine Days
I Love Apostle Paul I Love Rock and Roll Joan Jett & the Blackhearts
Pray Now (Lost Art) All Star Smash Mouth
Livin What Jesus Spoke of Livin' La Vida Loca Ricky Martin
Learn Some Deuteronomy Pour Some Sugar on Me Def Leppard
Choirboy Cowboy Kid Rock
Jail Got Rocked Jailhouse Rock Elvis Presley
One Way One Week Barenaked Ladies
Enter Samson Enter Sandman Metallica
Kick in the Wall Pt. 2 Another Brick in the Wall Pt. 2 Pick Floyd
Put You Down in my Will Push Matchbox 20
Walk His Way Walk This Way Aerosmith
Narrow Way to Heaven Stairway to Heaven Led Zeppelin
Love & Kisses Rock and Roll All Night Kiss
Naomi Gonna Be with Ruth Only Wanna Be With You Hootie & the Blowfish
People Pepper Buttonhole Surfers
Bad Dude Risin' Bad Moon Risin' CCR
Jacob's Name is Israel Takin' Care of Business Bachman-Turner OverdriveBTO


Adam Up
2003

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We're in a Parody Band We're an American Band Grand Funk Railroad
Lifestyles of the Rich & Nameless Lifestyles of the Rich & Famous Good Charlotte
Boy Tell the World Joy to the World Three Dog Night
Choose Your Daddy Who's Your Daddy Toby Keith
Meshach Love Shack The B-52's
I'm Gonna Feed (500 Mouths) I'm Gonna Be (500 miles) The Proclaimers
Get Found Tonight Get Down Tonight KC and the Sunshine Band
Look Yourself Lose Yourself Eminem
Should I Pray or Should I Go? Should I Stay or Should I Go? The Clash
The Spittle The Middle Jimmy Eat World
Sweet Oholibamah Sweet Home Alabama Lynyrd Skynyrd
It's Not Eden Superman (It's Not Easy) Five for Fighting
Listening After Midnight Living After Midnight Judas Priest
Psum 14 Fat Lip Sum 41
The Word Grease Frankie Valli
Wherever You Will Sow Wherever You Will Go The Calling
Wake Up Talitha Cumi Wake Up Little Susie The Everly Brothers
Guide the Way By the Way The Red Hot Chili Peppers
Little-Read Bible Book Lil' Red Riding Hood Sam the Sham & the Pharaohs
Downer of a Sister Chop Suey System of a Down
Lazy Brain Crazy Train Ozzy Osbourne
Called My Wife All My Life Foo Fighters


Grace Period
2002

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Corinthians In the End Linkin Park
Cornelius Cecilia Simon & Garfunkel
I'm a Receiver I'm a Believer The Monkees
YHWH YMCA Village People
Smooth Grandmama Smooth Criminal Michael Jackson
The Devil Went Down to Jordan The Devil Went Down to Georgia Charlie Daniels
Drop of Lucifer Drops of Jupiter Train
Born Above Born to Run Bruce Springsteen
Follow Me Follow Me Uncle Kracker
Don't Fear the People (Don't Fear) the Reaper Blue Oyster Cult
Lemonade Renegade Styx
How You Rewind Me How You Remind Me Nickelback
Regeneration My Generation The Who
Love the Jews Love Me Do The Beatles
Good Guys, Bad Guys Good Times, Bad Times Led Zeppelin
Flurry Blurry Puddle of Mudd
Tom Saw Ya Tom Sawyer Rush
Sufferin' Just Finished (Haman) Suffragette City David Bowie
Smells Like Thirtysomething Spirit Smells Like Teen Spirit Nirvana
Baa! We're Lambs Barbara Ann Beach Boys


Keep the Change
2001

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Story of a Squirrel Absolutely (Story of a Girl) Nine Days
Monkey Scheme (Theme From) The Monkees The Monkees
Christmasnite Kryptonite Three Doors Down
Bethlehemian Rhapsody (2001) Bohemian Rhapsody Queen
Stay in the Light Stayin' Alive The Bee Gees
Old Time Romans Road Old Time Rock and Roll Bob Seger
The Real Sin Savior The Real Slim Shady Eminem
Babylona My Sharona The Knack
Daniel Daniel Elton John
All the Stalls Stink All the Small Things Blink 182
Cheap Birds Free Bird Lynyrd Skynyrd
Mama Told Me (What's to Come) Mama Told Me (Not to Come) Three Dog Night
Manger Angel Shaggy (featuring Rayvon)
Be Bold Jeremiah Jet Airliner Steve Miller
Ballad of Jesus & Yahweh Ballad of John & Yoko The Beatles
Rock and Roots Rock and Roll Led Zeppelin
Simp Liztik Nookie Limp Bizkit
You Booked Me All Along You Shook Me All Night Long AC/DC
Life Restored Last Resort Papa Roach


Spoofernatural
2000

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Play That Funny Music Play That Funky Music Wild Cherry
Fishin' On A Pier Livin' on a Prayer Bon Jovi
Pray Now (Lost Art) All Star Smash Mouth
Elijah Elvira Oak Ridge Boys
Sin Can Be Resistible Simply Irresistible Robert Palmer
Trooth Smooth Santana Featuring Rob Thomas
La Bible La Bamba Ritchie Valens
I Want in That Place I Want it That Way The Backstreet Boys
Crowd of Foreign Girls California Girls The Beach Boys
Choirboy Cowboy Kid Rock
Every Crown Has Its Thorns Every Rose Has Its Thorn Poison
Livin What Jesus Spoke of Livin' La Vida Loca Ricky Martin
I Love Apostle Paul I Love Rock and Roll Joan Jett & the Blackhearts
Jonah Jonah Mony Mony Tommy James & the Shondells
Learn Some Deuteronomy Pour Some Sugar on Me Def Leppard
Last Night Last Kiss Pearl Jam
Once Livin' Twice Died Once Bitten Twice Shy Great White
Rock This Tower Rock This Town The Stray Cats
Genny 22 867-5309/Jenny Tommy Tutone


Biblical Graffiti
1999

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One Way One Week Barenaked Ladies
Twins Came Out Twist and Shout The Beatles
Every Step to Take Every Breath You Take The Police
969 Summer of '69 Bryan Adams
Second Timothy Sex and Candy Marcy Playground
You Ain't Been Nothing Yet You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet BTO
Donkey Talked with Him Honky Tonk Women The Rolling Stones
Ronomy Runaway Del Shannon
Credence Thru Deepwater Survival Proud Mary Creedence Clearwater Revival
Lawful Woman (in a Bad Place) Long Cool Woman (in a Black Dress) The Hollies
Kick in the Wall Pt. 2 Another Brick in the Wall Pt. 2 Pink Floyd
Fast Paul The Way Fastball
Jail Got Rocked Jailhouse Rock Elvis Presley
Put You Down in My Will Push Matchbox 20
Crazy Little King God Loves Crazy Little Thing Called Love Queen
Dancing Dave Dancing Days Led Zeppelin
Smart Blest Man Sharp Dressed Man ZZ Top
Revelation Man Secret Agent Man Johnny Rivers
Armageddon Valley Someday Pleasant Valley Sunday The Monkees
Droppin' on the Sun Walkin' on the Sun Smash Mouth
Bends to Low Places Friends in Low Places Garth Brooks
Enter Samson Enter Sandman Metallica


Jesus Christ Morningstar
1998

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Hotel Can't Afford Ya Hotel California The Eagles
Go Right Now All Right Now Free
Apostle Me Rock 'n Me Steve Miller Band
Jesus (Sermon on the Mount) Venus Shocking Blue
Temple Physician Pinball Wizard The Who
Love & Kisses Rock and Roll All Night Kiss
Parable Guy American Pie Don McLean
I'll Prepare for You I'll Be There for You The Rembrandts
I Have to Die First Eye of the Tiger Survivor
Didn't Just Die Live and Let Die Paul McCartney & Wings
Died and Rose China Grove Doobie Brothers
You May be Bright You May be Right Billy Joel
L.S.F. Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds The Beatles
Spirit Inside Spirit in the Sky Norman Greenbaum
Walk His Way Walk This Way Aerosmith
John 1:1 Fun, Fun, Fun Beach Boys
Narrow Way to Heaven Stairway to Heaven Led Zeppelin
Fakey Shaky Parts Achy Breaky Heart Billy Ray Cyrus


Ticked
1997

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Come Out and Pray Come Out and Play The Offspring
All ApologetiX All Apologies Nirvana
Naomi Gonna Be with Ruth Only Wanna Be With You Hootie & the Blowfish
Shepherd's Paradise Gangsta's Paradise Coolio
Counting Blessings Counting Blue Cars Dishwalla
Plump Lump Presidents of the United States of America
Letterman Betterman Pearl Jam
People Pepper Buttonhole Surfers
Big Deal Big Me Foo Fighters
Little Sins Little Things Bush
Stupid World Stupid Girl Garbage
A Lie Alive Pearl Jam
Preachers Peaches Presidents of the United States of America
Who's There Loser Beck
Heaven Isn't Like That Shine Collective Soul
No Chain No Rain Blind Melon
Young as You Are Come As You Are Nirvana
Casket Place Basket Case Green Day
Lightning Flashes Lightning Crashes Live
Inyerface Love Song Interstate Love Song Stone Temple Pilots
You Gotta Go You Oughta Know Alanis Morissette


Radical History Tour
1994

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Bethlehemian Rhapsody (1994) Bohemian Rhapsody Queen
Isaac Man Ice Cream Man Van Halen
Jacob's Name is Israel Takin' Care of Business Bachman-Turner Overdrive
Judgment Gets Passed Jumpin' Jack Flash The Rolling Stones
Check Out The Book The Look Roxette
Yer Maker D'Yer Maker Led Zeppelin
I Know a Riddle I Know a Little Lynyrd Skynyrd
I've Got Elijah Fightin' Baal I've Got a Tiger by the Tail Buck Owens
Not Logs Lincoln Hot Rod Lincoln Commander Cody
Read Ephesians Sweet Emotion Aerosmith
Lazzie Lay Maggie Mae Rod Stewart
Catch that Fever Cat Scratch Fever Ted Nugent
Triune Godhead Satisfaction The Rolling Stones
Ignorant Song Immigrant Song Led Zeppelin
E-Z Kiel Suzie Q. (Part One) Creedence Clearwater Revival
Virgin Urgent Foreigner
The Sounds of Silas The Sounds of Silence Simon & Garfunkel
Bad Dude Risin' Bad Moon Risin' CCR
Life in the Last Days Life in the Fast Lane The Eagles
Midnight Hour Pt. 2 In the Midnight Hour Wilson Pickett


Isn't Wasn't Ain't
1993
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Isn't Wasn't Ain't (in the Bible) Livin' Lovin' Maid (She's Just a Woman) Led Zeppelin
David & Goliath Paperback Writer The Beatles
Lions Signs Five Man Electrical Band
Patients Patience Guns N' Roses
Help Me, Rhoda Help Me, Rhonda The Beach Boys
That Daughter Black Water Doobie Brothers
Little Esther Little Sister Elvis Presley
Don't Try (To Hide) Don't Cry Guns N' Roses
I Found the Answer There I Saw Her Standing There The Beatles
Be Like David Was Feel Like Makin' Love Bad Company
Ain't That a Miracle Pink Houses John Cougar Mellencamp
God I Like About You What I Like About You The Romantics
Faith Pt. 2 Faith George Michael
Christians Doin' Music Listen to the Music Doobie Brothers
What Is and Will Forever Be What is and What Should Never Be Led Zeppelin
In Matthew 9 I Feel Fine The Beatles
Mrs. Protestant Mrs. Robinson Simon & Garfunkel
He Really Got Mad You Really Got Me The Kinks
Love (Ain't Nothin') Long Train Runnin' Doobie Brothers
Verynice City Paradise City Guns N' Roses


Shirts $24.99 (Click on the shirt image to see a larger version and the back)

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DVDs


20:20 Video



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Our 20:20 Video DVD is back in stock after two years of unavailability.

Featuring 23 songs, 20:20 Video was filmed at our 20th anniversary concert (8/24/12) and captures the complete ApologetiX experience -- dialogue between songs, shticks, teaching, testimonies, etc.

This two-disc set has three other major special sections:

  • an interview section with the current band members
  • a montage of video greetings and testimonies from fans
  • a group discussion with six men who drummed for us from 1992-12.

  • ApologetiX Rarities


    RARE, NOT WELL DONE: ApologetiX Rarities Volume 1 & 2
    Note: These are downloads only -- not CDs
    $19.99 for both.

    Click here to get both! We recently released two collections of old recordings of 40 previously unavailable ApologetiX parodies as online downloads. Now is your chance to listen to what you've been missin'.

    Warning: These tracks live up to their name; they're rare, but not well done. That's why we put them out as online downloads only and not on CD. They are primitive recordings (some live and some studio) from our formative years and are only for ApologetiX fans who already have the CDs.

    Although we cringe at the quality, we love the lyrics on these songs, and we may never get around to re-recording many of them. So this is your chance to hear what might have been.

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    Instant Download! Listen right now!


    RARE, NOT WELL DONE: ApologetiX Rarities Volume 1
    Note: This is a download only -- not a CD
    $9.99

    We recently released two collections of old recordings of 40 previously unavailable ApologetiX parodies as online downloads. Now is your chance to listen to what you've been missin'.

    Warning: These tracks live up to their name; they're rare, but not well done. That's why we put them out as online downloads only and not on CD. They are primitive recordings (some live and some studio) from our formative years and are only for ApologetiX fans who already have the CDs.

    Although we cringe at the quality, we love the lyrics on these songs, and we may never get around to re-recording many of them. So this is your chance to hear what might have been.

    Born-Again ChildBorn to Be WildSteppenwolf
    Even ThoughEven FlowPearl Jam
    Holy LandHold My HandHootie & the Blowfish
    Hey ZaccheusTake It Easythe Eagles
    Already Goin'Already Gonethe Eagles
    NainNamethe Goo Goo Dolls
    No ExistenceNo ExcusesAlice in Chains
    Proving My ReligionLosing My ReligionREM
    Under the BreathUnder the Bridgethe Red Hot Chili Peppers
    God's Own SonBlack Hole SunSoundgarden
    WrongviewLongviewGreen Day
    Back in a HurryBackwaterthe Meat Puppets
    Telling the DramaSelling the DramaLive
    Here Come the SonsHere Comes the Sunthe Beatles
    Day KippurDay Tripperthe Beatles
    Sheba WomanShe's a Womanthe Beatles
    Obed-Edom ObadiahOb-la-di Ob-la-dathe Beatles
    MishaelMichellethe Beatles
    Come to FatherCome Togetherthe Beatles
    Addicted to ChristTicket to Ridethe Beatles

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    $4.99 Instant Download!

    RARE, NOT WELL DONE: ApologetiX Rarities Volume 2
    Note: This is a download only -- not a CD
    $9.99

    We recently released two collections of old recordings of 40 previously unavailable ApologetiX parodies as online downloads. Now is your chance to listen to what you've been missin'.

    Warning: These tracks live up to their name; they're rare, but not well done. That's why we put them out as online downloads only and not on CD. They are primitive recordings (some live and some studio) from our formative years and are only for ApologetiX fans who already have the CDs.

    Although we cringe at the quality, we love the lyrics on these songs, and we may never get around to re-recording many of them. So this is your chance to hear what might have been.

    A Day in the LoafA Day in the Lifethe Beatles
    Can't Buy Free LoveCan't Buy Me Lovethe Beatles
    All My LettersAll My Lovin'the Beatles
    Saint JudeHey Judethe Beatles
    RevelationRevolutionthe Beatles
    Hell!Help!the Beatles
    Maybe MadonnaLady Madonnathe Beatles
    Psalms Come TrueSong Sung BlueNeil Diamond
    Shoestring Tie-erShooting StarBad Company
    Rocky Day Woman #8:3-15Rainy Day Women #12 & 35Bob Dylan
    Enter Samson '94Enter SandmanMetallica
    Trust in the LordJoy to the WorldThree Dog Night
    How You Rewind Me - Single VersionHow You Remind MeNickelback
    I Wanna Read the BibleI Wanna Be Sedatedthe Ramones
    The New Testament in Living ColorKodachromePaul Simon
    A.D. 1992/Rockin' the Paradise ClubA.D. 1928/Rockin' the ParadiseStyx
    Not Named JobOld Time Rock and RollBob Seger
    Sabbath Day That's Alright for RightingSaturday Night's Alright for FightingElton John
    The Second Half of ActsYour Mama Don't DanceLoggins & Messina and Poison
    Upper RoomWhite RoomCream

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    The 12 Downloads of Christmas

    The 12 Downloads of Christmas

    $7.99

    The 12 Downloads of Christmas (Download Only)

    Includes every Christmas parody ApologetiX has ever recorded, plus three great Christmas songs by Ten point Ten, the acclaimed Christian progressive-rock band featuring ApologetiX members Bill Hubauer, Jimmy "Vegas" Tanner, and David McKee. You'll also get a free lyric sheet. Note: This is available as a download only and not as a CD.

    1. Bethlehem's Boy (My Best Friend's Girl by the Cars)
    2. Tip From an Angel (Lips of an Angel by Hinder)
    3. Try Micah (Drive My Car by the Beatles)
    4. Christmasnite (Kryptonite by Three Doors Down)
    5. Manger (Angel by Shaggy with Rayvon)
    6. Hotel Can.t Afford Ya (Hotel California by the Eagles)
    7. Micah No. 5 (Mambo No. 5 by Lou Bega)
    8. Late December 5 or 6 B.C. (December 1963 by the Four Seasons)
    9. Santa Claus (Panama by Van Halen)
    10. Oh Come Oh Come Emmanuel (Ten point Ten)
    11. We Three Kings (Ten point Ten)
    12. Carol of the Bells (Ten point Ten)

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