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The First Nine Songs Now

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Pre-order Our Next CD and Get The First Nine Songs Now:

Nine tracks on our upcoming CD, "Future Tense," are already finished. Pre-order it and you can download those tracks right now. And you'll be able to download the rest of the tracks for "Future Tense" long before they're released on CD.

Here's what you'll get:

1. Turning a Little Seasick ("Dirty Little Secret" by The All-American Rejects)
2. More Than a Healing ("More Than a Feeling" by Boston)
3. Transplants ("Dance, Dance" by Fall Out Boy)
4. Iraq & Iran ("Jack & Diane" by John Cougar Mellencamp)
5. Stupid's Stronghold/Reckless in America ("Cupid's Chokehold/Breakfast in America" by Gym Class Heroes)
6. Miss Martha ("Miss Murder" by AFI)
7. Bethlehem's Boy ("My Best Friend's Girl" by the Cars)
8. Tip From an Angel ("Lips of an Angel" by Hinder)
9. Try Micah ("Drive My Car" by the Beatles)

When you pre-order "Future Tense," we'll charge your account and send you the link for the downloads. And we'll mail you the actual CD (with free shipping anywhere in the United States) when it comes out, most likely by the end of winter.

As the other "Future Tense" are completed, you'll be able to download those as well -- long before the CD is out -- with the link you'll get when you pre-order. After checking out at PayPal, make sure you click "Return to Parodudes" to come back to the download page.

Get the first nine downloads instantly (with a lyric sheet) plus the "Future Tense" CD mailed straight to you (with the ability to download all the tracks in advance) for only $14.99.

IMPORTANT: After checking out at paypal, make sure you click "Return to Parodudes" to come back to the download page!



RARE, NOT WELL DONE: ApologetiX Rarities Volume 1 & 2
Note: These are downloads only -- not CDs
$19.98 for both.

Click here to get both! We recently released two collections of old recordings of 40 previously unavailable ApologetiX parodies as online downloads. Now is your chance to listen to what you've been missin'.

Warning: These tracks live up to their name; they're rare, but not well done. That's why we put them out as online downloads only and not on CD. They are primitive recordings (some live and some studio) from our formative years and are only for ApologetiX fans who already have the CDs.

Although we cringe at the quality, we love the lyrics on these songs, and we may never get around to re-recording many of them. So this is your chance to hear what might have been.

After checking out at paypal, make sure you click "Return to Merchant" to come back to the download page!

Instant Download! Listen right now!


RARE, NOT WELL DONE: ApologetiX Rarities Volume 1
Note: This is a download only -- not a CD
$9.99

We recently released two collections of old recordings of 40 previously unavailable ApologetiX parodies as online downloads. Now is your chance to listen to what you've been missin'.

Warning: These tracks live up to their name; they're rare, but not well done. That's why we put them out as online downloads only and not on CD. They are primitive recordings (some live and some studio) from our formative years and are only for ApologetiX fans who already have the CDs.

Although we cringe at the quality, we love the lyrics on these songs, and we may never get around to re-recording many of them. So this is your chance to hear what might have been.

Born-Again ChildBorn to Be WildSteppenwolf
Even ThoughEven FlowPearl Jam
Holy LandHold My HandHootie & the Blowfish
Hey ZaccheusTake It Easythe Eagles
Already Goin'Already Gonethe Eagles
NainNamethe Goo Goo Dolls
No ExistenceNo ExcusesAlice in Chains
Proving My ReligionLosing My ReligionREM
Under the BreathUnder the Bridgethe Red Hot Chili Peppers
God's Own SonBlack Hole SunSoundgarden
WrongviewLongviewGreen Day
Back in a HurryBackwaterthe Meat Puppets
Telling the DramaSelling the DramaLive
Here Come the SonsHere Comes the Sunthe Beatles
Day KippurDay Tripperthe Beatles
Sheba WomanShe's a Womanthe Beatles
Obed-Edom ObadiahOb-la-di Ob-la-dathe Beatles
MishaelMichellethe Beatles
Come to FatherCome Togetherthe Beatles
Addicted to ChristTicket to Ridethe Beatles

After checking out at paypal, make sure you click "Return to Merchant" to come back to the download page!

$9.99 Instant Download!

RARE, NOT WELL DONE: ApologetiX Rarities Volume 2
Note: This is a download only -- not a CD
$9.99

We recently released two collections of old recordings of 40 previously unavailable ApologetiX parodies as online downloads. Now is your chance to listen to what you've been missin'.

Warning: These tracks live up to their name; they're rare, but not well done. That's why we put them out as online downloads only and not on CD. They are primitive recordings (some live and some studio) from our formative years and are only for ApologetiX fans who already have the CDs.

Although we cringe at the quality, we love the lyrics on these songs, and we may never get around to re-recording many of them. So this is your chance to hear what might have been.

A Day in the LoafA Day in the Lifethe Beatles
Can't Buy Free LoveCan't Buy Me Lovethe Beatles
All My LettersAll My Lovin'the Beatles
Saint JudeHey Judethe Beatles
RevelationRevolutionthe Beatles
Hell!Help!the Beatles
Maybe MadonnaLady Madonnathe Beatles
Psalms Come TrueSong Sung BlueNeil Diamond
Shoestring Tie-erShooting StarBad Company
Rocky Day Woman #8:3-15Rainy Day Women #12 & 35Bob Dylan
Enter Samson '94Enter SandmanMetallica
Trust in the LordJoy to the WorldThree Dog Night
How You Rewind Me - Single VersionHow You Remind MeNickelback
I Wanna Read the BibleI Wanna Be Sedatedthe Ramones
The New Testament in Living ColorKodachromePaul Simon
A.D. 1992/Rockin' the Paradise ClubA.D. 1928/Rockin' the ParadiseStyx
Not Named JobOld Time Rock and RollBob Seger
Sabbath Day That's Alright for RightingSaturday Night's Alright for FightingElton John
The Second Half of ActsYour Mama Don't DanceLoggins & Messina and Poison
Upper RoomWhite RoomCream

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$9.99 Instant Download!


CDs

Chosen Ones
2007
$12.99

Born-Again Child Born to be Wild Steppenwolf
Never Been to Spain (Yet) Never Been to Spain Three Dog Night
Revelation Revolution the Beatles
Search and You'll Get Saved Surfin' USA the Beach Boys
Get a Bite Let it Ride Bachman-Turner Overdrive
Hell! Help! the Beatles
Hey Zaccheus Take it Easy the Eagles
Can't Eat Enough Can't Get Enough Bad Company
Kosmik Kashmir Led Zeppelin
Fly Away From Hell Highway to Hell AC/DC
Two-Time Baby/Lord'sHouse Blues Love Me Two Times and Roadhouse Blues the Doors
Narrow Way to Heaven Stairway to Heaven Led Zeppelin

Wordplay
2006
$12.99

Somebody Sold Me Somebody Told Me The Killers
None Too Ladylike 1985 Bowling for Soup
Jehovah The Joker Steve Miller
Save Your Voice (Quiet Down Boy) Save a Horse (Ride a Cowboy) Big & Rich
Boulevard of Both Extremes Boulevard of Broken Dreams Green Day
Rocky's Now My Name Rocky Mountain Way Joe Walsh
Heavenly Hill Beverly Hills Weezer
Spread The Way Drift Away Dobie Gray
Bone Digger Gold Digger Kanye West (Featuring Jamie Foxx)
Bad Dad Bad Day Daniel Powter
Back in the New Testament Back in the U.S.S.R. The Beatles
Jericho Vertigo U2
Superficial Superstition Stevie Wonder
Humpty Dumpty Country Club Honky Tonk Badonkadonk Trace Adkins
Swimmer Slither Velvet Revolver
Here I Go (Against All I've Known) Here I Go Again Whitesnake
Ephesians The Reason Hoobastank
Won't Get Born Again Won't Get Fooled Again The Who
Want It Dead Or Alive? Wanted Dead or Alive Bon Jovi
Singled You Out Figured You Out Nickelback

Apol-acoustiX
2005
$12.99

Talk About the Lord (We're Gonna) Rock Around the Clock Bill Haley & His Comets
Don't Be Fooled Don't Be Cruel Elvis Presley
The Sounds of Silas The Sounds of Silence Simon & Garfunkel
We're Not Gonna Drown When I Come Around Green Day
Mediterranean Wholebook News Subterranean Homesick Blues Bob Dylan
Scripture Picture Kid Rock & Sheryl Crow
Last Rain the Clouds Spill Last Train to Clarksville The Monkees
Eight Ways to Be Eight Days a Week The Beatles
More than Works More than Words Extreme
Trinity Thank You Led Zeppelin
Two-Time Baby/Lord'sHouse Blues Love Me Two Times/Roadhouse Blues The Doors
Yes Today Yesterday the Beatles

Hits The Road
2005
$12.99

We're in a Parody Band We're an American Band Grand Funk Railroad
Tom Saw Ya Tom Sawyer Rush
JC's Mom Stacy's Mom Fountains of Wayne
Choose Your Daddy Who's Your Daddy Toby Keith
Are You Gonna Be Ike's Girl Are You Gonna Be My Girl Jet
All The Stalls Stink All the Small Things Blink 182
It's Tough (Song About Nehemiah) This Love Maroon 5
Cheap Birds Free Bird Lynyrd Skynyrd
Look Yourself Lose Yourself Eminem
Kick In the Wall Pt. 2 Another Brick in the Wall Pt. 2 Pink Floyd
The Devil Went Down To Jordan The Devil Went Down to Georgia Charlie Daniels
Didn't Just Die Live and Let Die Paul McCartney & Wings
Died and Rose China Grove Doobie Brothers
Yes Today Yesterday the Beatles
I'm a Receiver I'm a Believer Smash Mouth
Enter Samson Enter Sandman Metallica
Story of a Squirrel Absolutely (Story of a Girl) Nine Days
With a Harp David Writes A Hard Day's Night The Beatles
Walk on the Water Smoke on the Water Deep Purple
Found God Hound Dog Elvis Presley

New and Used Hits
2004
$14.99

Are You Gonna Be Ike's Girl Are You Gonna Be My Girl Jet
JC's Mom Stacy's Mom Fountains of Wayne
The Voice of Sodom The Boys of Summer Don Henley
It's Tough (Song About Nehemiah) This Love Maroon 5
Welcome to the Judges Welcome to the Jungle Guns n' Roses
Back Intact Back in Black AC/DC
Good News Bookie (Live) Boot Scootin' Boogie Brooks & Dunn
Hotel Can't Afford Ya Hotel California the Eagles
Micah No. 5 Mambo No. 5 Lou Bega
December 5 or 6 B.C. (Oh Holy Night) December 1963 (Oh What a Night) The Four Seasons
Santa Claus Panama Van Halen
It's Not Eden Superman (It's Not Easy) Five for Fighting
Meshach Love Shack The B-52's
Lifestyles of the Rich & Nameless Lifestyles of the Rich & Famous Good Charlotte
Wherever You Will Sow (Live) Wherever You Will Go The Calling
The Devil Went Down to Jordan The Devil Went Down to Georgia Charlie Daniels
Corinthians In the End Linkin Park
Baa! We're Lambs Barbara Ann Beach Boys
Smooth Grandmama Smooth Criminal Alien Ant Farm, Michael Jackson
Life Restored Last Resort Papa Roach
Bethlehemian Rhapsody (2001) Bohemian Rhapsody Queen
The Real Sin Savior The Real Slim Shady Eminem
Story of a Squirrel Absolutely (Story of a Girl) Nine Days
I Love Apostle Paul I Love Rock and Roll Joan Jett & the Blackhearts
Pray Now (Lost Art) All Star Smash Mouth
Livin What Jesus Spoke of Livin' La Vida Loca Ricky Martin
Learn Some Deuteronomy Pour Some Sugar on Me Def Leppard
Choirboy Cowboy Kid Rock
Jail Got Rocked Jailhouse Rock Elvis Presley
One Way One Week The Barenaked Ladies
Enter Samson Enter Sandman Metallica
Kick in the Wall Pt. 2 Another Brick in the Wall Pt. 2 Pick Floyd
Put You Down in my Will Push Matchbox 20
Walk His Way Walk This Way Aerosmith
Narrow Way to Heaven Stairway to Heaven Led Zeppelin
Love & Kisses Rock and Roll All Night Kiss
Naomi Gonna Be with Ruth Only Wanna Be With You Hootie & the Blowfish
People Pepper Buttonhole Surfers
Bad Dude Risin' Bad Moon Risin' CCR
Jacob's Name is Israel Takin' Care of Business BTO

Adam Up
2003
$12.99

We're in a Parody Band We're an American Band Grand Funk Railroad
Lifestyles of the Rich & Nameless Lifestyles of the Rich & Famous Good Charlotte
Boy Tell the World Joy to the World Three Dog Night
Choose Your Daddy Who's Your Daddy Toby Keith
Meshach Love Shack The B-52's
I'm Gonna Feed (500 Mouths) I'm Gonna Be (500 miles) The Proclaimers
Get Found Tonight Get Down Tonight K.C. and the Sunshine Band
Look Yourself Lose Yourself Eminem
Should I Pray or Should I Go? Should I Stay or Should I Go? The Clash
The Spittle The Middle Jimmy Eat World
Sweet Oholibamah Sweet Home Alabama Lynyrd Skynyrd
It's Not Eden Superman (It's Not Easy) Five for Fighting
Listening After Midnight Living After Midnight Judas Priest
Psum 14 Fat Lip Sum 41
The Word Grease Frankie Valli
Wherever You Will Sow Wherever You Will Go The Calling
Wake Up Talitha Cumi Wake Up Little Susie The Everly Brothers
Guide the Way By the Way The Red Hot Chili Peppers
Little-Read Bible Book Lil' Red Riding Hood Sam the Sham & the Pharaohs
Downer of a Sister Chop Suey System of a Down
Lazy Brain Crazy Train Ozzy Osbourne
Called My Wife All My Life The Foo Fighters

Grace Period
2002
$12.99

Corinthians In the End Linkin Park
Cornelius Cecilia Simon & Garfunkel
I'm a Receiver I'm a Believer Smash Mouth and the Monkees
YHWH YMCA Village People
Smooth Grandmama Smooth Criminal Alien Ant Farm, Michael Jackson
The Devil Went Down to Jordan The Devil Went Down to Georgia Charlie Daniels
Drop of Lucifer Drops of Jupiter Train
Born Above Born to Run Bruce Springsteen
Follow Me Follow Me Uncle Kracker
Don't Fear the People (Don't Fear) the Reaper Blue Oyster Cult
Lemonade Renegade Styx
How You Rewind Me How You Remind Me Nickelback
Regeneration My Generation The Who
Love the Jews Love Me Do The Beatles
Good Guys, Bad Guys Good Times, Bad Times Led Zeppelin
Flurry Blurry Puddle of Mudd
Tom Saw Ya Tom Sawyer Rush
Sufferin' Just Finished (Haman) Suffragette City David Bowie
Smells Like Thirtysomething Spirit Smells Like Teen Spirit Nirvana
Baa! We're Lambs Barbara Ann Beach Boys

Keep the Change
2001
$12.99

Story of a Squirrel Absolutely (Story of a Girl) Nine Days
Monkey Scheme Theme from the Monkees The Monkees
Christmasnite Kryptonite Three Doors Down
Bethlehemian Rhapsody (2001) Bohemian Rhapsody Queen
Stay in the Light Stayin' Alive The Bee Gees
Old Time Romans Road Old Time Rock and Roll Bob Seger
The Real Sin Savior The Real Slim Shady Eminem
Babylona My Sharona The Knack
Daniel Daniel Elton John
All the Stalls Stink All the Small Things Blink 182
Cheap Birds Free Bird Lynyrd Skynyrd
Mama Told Me (What's to Come) Mama Told Me (Not to Come) Three Dog Night
Manger Angel Shaggy (featuring Rayvon)
Be Bold Jeremiah Jet Airliner Steve Miller
Ballad of Jesus & Yahweh Ballad of John & Yoko The Beatles
Rock and Roots Rock and Roll Led Zeppelin
Simp Liztik Nookie Limp Bizkit
You Booked Me All Along You Shook Me All Night Long AC/DC
Life Restored Last Resort Papa Roach

Spoofernatural
2000
$12.99

Play That Funny Music Play That Funky Music Wild Cherry
Fishin' On A Pier Livin' on a Prayer Bon Jovi
Pray Now (Lost Art) All Star Smash Mouth
Elijah Elvira Oak Ridge Boys
Sin Can Be Resistible Simply Irrestible Robert Palmer
Trooth Smooth Santana Featuring Rob Thomas
La Bible La Bamba Ritchie Valens and Los Lobos
I Want in That Place I Want it That Way The Backstreet Boys
Crowd of Foreign Girls California Girls The Beach Boys
Choirboy Cowboy Kid Rock
Every Crown Has Its Thorns Every Rose Has Its Thorn Poison
Livin What Jesus Spoke of Livin' La Vida Loca Ricky Martin
I Love Apostle Paul I Love Rock and Roll Joan Jett & the Blackhearts
Jonah Jonah Mony, Mony Tommy James & the Shondells
Learn Some Deuteronomy Pour Some Sugar on Me Def Leppard
Last Night Last Kiss Pearl Jam
Once Livin Twice Died Once Bitten Twice Shy Great White
Rock This Tower Rock This Town The Stray Cats
Genny 22 867-5309/Jenny Tommy Tutone

Biblical Graffiti
1999
$12.99

One Way One Week Barenaked Ladies
Twins Came Out Twist and Shout The Beatles
Every Step to Take Every Breath You Take The Police
969 Summer of '69 Bryan Adams
Second Timothy Sex and Candy Marcy Playground
You Ain't Been Nothing Yet You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet BTO
Donkey Talked with Him Honky Tonk Women The Rolling Stones
Ronomy Runaway Del Shannon
Credence Thru Deepwater Survival Proud Mary Creedence Clearwater Revival
Lawful Woman (in a Bad Place) Long Cool Woman (in a Black Dress) The Hollies
Kick in the Wall Pt. 2 Another Brick in the Wall Pt. 2 Pink Floyd
Fast Paul The Way Fastball
Jail Got Rocked Jailhouse Rock Elvis Presley
Put You Down in My Will Push Matchbox 20
Crazy Little King God Loves Crazy Little Thing Called Love Queen
Dancing Dave Dancing Days Led Zeppelin </