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Flirtin' with the Pastor / Jezebel



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Released in mid-April 2014, this single includes the first ApologetiX song ever to feature only female vocals -- a dose of ApologetiX: The Next Generation, with J.'s oldest daughter, Janna, singing and Bill "Moose" Rieger's son, Jake, playing bass. The other tune is a dose of classic southern rock with a message that should minister to pastors, elders and anybody else who is active in their local church.

Flirtin' with the Pastor

Don't be fooled by the title; it's nothing scandalous. This parody portrays the pastoral pitfalls of non-commital Christians.

Jezebel

Yes, we've talked about Jezebel before on "None Too Ladylike." But this song comes straight from the sorceress's mouth.

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Flirtin' with the Pastor Flirtin' with Disaster Molly Hatchet
Jezebel Just a Girl No Doubt


Rollin' in the Yeast / I Want That Crown



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Released in mid-March 2014, this single features parodies of two well-known artists from the 70's and 80's whom we've never spoofed before, even though both are in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.

Rollin' in the Yeast

Jesus warned his disciples: "Be on your guard against the yeast of the Pharisees and Sadducees." (Matthew 16:6). This song puts that message in a modern-day perspective.

I Want That Crown

Expounds on the theme of 1 Corinthians 9:24-25, where the Apostle Paul exhorts believers to run the race of life in such a way as to win the prize -- a crown that will last forever.

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Rollin' in the Yeast Reelin' in the Years Steely Dan
I Want That Crown I Won't Back Down Tom Petty


Devil Fell / Calling Dr. Luke



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Our latest single features two heavy-hitting parodies from the 70's and 80's.

Devil Fell

Describes the devil's battle plan and his fall to earth (Revelation 12:7-12). Also explains that the Bible says his servants can disguise themselves as angels of light (2 Corinthians 11:14).

Calling Dr. Luke

The beloved physician discusses his two best-known literary works: the Gospel According to Luke and the Acts of the Apostles.

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Devil Fell Rebel Yell Billy Idol
Calling Dr. Luke Calling Dr. Love KISS


Such Impressive Loving Smart Close Friends / With Little Help from My Friends



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Our latest single features two humorous parodies about the Old Testament story of Job. Oh, you didn't know Job could be funny?

Such Impressive Loving Smart Close Friends

Introduces Job, who endured severe trials and then had to deal with friends who claimed his suffering was a result of his own sin.

With Little Help from My Friends

Continues the story with an amusing dialogue between Job and his so-called friends.

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Such Impressive Loving Smart Close Friends Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band The Beatles
With Little Help from My Friends With Little Help from My Friends The Beatles


Brush/Cousin Zephaniah



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Our new single features two parodies about Old Testament people, one well known and one not so well known.

Brush

We've released other songs about Samson, but this one fills in some of the missing pieces in the saga, as Samson shares stories of three feats of strength he performed after he met the lion but before he met Delilah.

Cousin Zephaniah

The prophet Zephaniah wrote one of the least-quoted books of the Bible. So, who was he, anyway? How about a descendent of King Hezekiah and a cousin to King Josiah? This song will tell you more.

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Brush Tush ZZ Top
Cousin Zephaniah Cuts Like a Knife Bryan Adams


ApologetiX Songbook

Complete ApologetiX Songbook 1993-2013
(Interactive PDF)

Lyrics to every song on every CD and download from 1993-2013

Peek inside!

Special features:

- indexed by title, original song, original artist, subject, or Bible verse
- each song's page has icons showing what albums it appears on
- each song's page has a commentary from lyricist J. Jackson
- each album's page includes liner notes and track listing
- print any pages you like or use for slides in church
- downloadable in PDF format
- nearly 500 pages in length

Interactive features:

- click on any page number in indexes or TOC to go to that page
- click on any album icon to go to its liner notes and track listings
- click on any song title on an album page to go to that song

Note: This e-book is a download only and doesn't include sheet music.

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Handheld Messiah



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Our 22nd CD, Handheld Messiah, is an all-new project dealing with the birth of Jesus Christ and the prophecies He fulfilled. Now in stock, it's perfect for Christmas. It contains the following tracks:

1. Messiah - Desire - U2
2. Virgin - Urgent - Foreigner
3. Cut-Rate Hotel - Heartbreak Hotel - Elvis Presley
4. Child King - Wild Thing - Tone Loc
5. Mary's Got a Son - Janie's Got a Gun - Aerosmith
6. One Night in Bethlehem - One Night in Bangkok - Murray Head
7. Christ in the Stable - Cat's in the Cradle - Harry Chapin
8. Excuse Me, Pal, It's Christmastime - Purple Haze - Jimi Hendrix
9. Nice Iced Pavement - Ice Ice Baby - Vanilla Ice
10. Wise Men Still - Can't Help Falling in Love With You - Elvis Presley
11. We Didn't Start Messiah - We Didn't Start the Fire - Billy Joel


Classics: Christmas



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Classics: Christmas

Now in stock, our new ApologetiX Classics: Christmas assembles our previously released Christmas-related parodies on one CD for the first time. The tracks have been specially remastered for this compilation. We've re-recorded the fan favorite "Santa Claus" especially for this collection to showcase Tom Tincha's amazing guitar work.

1. Micah No. 5 - Mambo No. 5 - Lou Bega
2. December 5 or 6 B.C. - December 1963 - The Four Seasons
3. Hotel Can't Afford Ya - Hotel California - The Eagles
4. Manger - Angel - Shaggy with Rayvon
5. Bethlehem's Boy - My Best Friend's Girl - The Cars
6. Tip From an Angel - Lips of an Angel - Hinder
7. Christmasnite - Kryptonite - Three Doors Down
8. Try Micah - Drive My Car - The Beatles
9. Don't Stop Till Egypt - Don't Stop Believin' - Journey
10. JC's Mom - Stacy's Mom - Fountains of Wayne
11. Lived the Day You Died - Love the Way You Lie - Eminem
12. Flurry - Blurry - Puddle of Mudd
13. Santa Claus - Panama - Van Halen


Transformed Soul



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ApologetiX lead singer and lyricist J. Jackson wrote parodies of three classic sixties soul songs for this special EP, recorded live 10/6/13, with the New Community Church Worship Team, including a 10-piece band with a full brass section. J. shares lead vocal duties with legendary soul singer Sputzy Sparacino on this project.

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Intro: Gideon's Comin'    
Gideon's Comin' Gimme Some Lovin' The Blues Brothers
Intro: I Feel God    
I Feel God I Feel Good James Brown
Intro: Hold On, Christ's Comin'    
Hold On, Christ's Comin' Hold On, I'm Comin' Sam & Dave


Churchigo II



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ApologetiX lead singer and lyricist J. Jackson is also a worship leader at New Community Church in Wexford PA, the same venue where we recorded Soundproof, 20:20 Vision, and 20:20 Video.

The church has a great worship team with many talented vocalists and instrumentalists, some of whom appeared on our 20:20 projects, including music director Greg Macaluso, who previously was Wayne Newton's music director in Las Vegas and Branson for many years.

On August 25, 2013, the worship team performed a special concert with the choir and a 10-piece band, including a full brass section. J. sang lead on several songs, including two new Chicago parodies he wrote especially for the concert.

We recorded those parodies, and the downloads are free with your donation of any amount to the ministry of ApologetiX.

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Intro: It's You in Me    
It's You in Me Just You 'n' Me Chicago
Intro: Sad Today in the Dark    
Sad Today in the Dark Saturday in the Park Chicago


It's Your Move



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Tom Milnes is the "Joe Walsh of ApologetiX," an incredibly funny guitar whiz who had a successful solo career long before joining us. You've heard Tom's golden voice doing back-up vocals on our CDs, but he's also a dynamic songwriter, with lyrics full of heart, humility and humor.

As big fans of his solo work, we're excited to present 15 favorites in a special download collection. It's free with your donation of any amount to our ministry. That's Tom's gift to us and our gift to you.

Includes these songs: The Corner, Shine Young One, Shut Up, Side of the Road, Evening, Forgive, Organ Donor Blues, Corner'Yar, Shed My Skin, Come and Go, When I Was Your Age, Turn Around, Sunday Morning Blues, Patience and Experience, and Your Move.

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Orchard Avenue



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Released in July 2012, our Orchard Avenue downloads are not available on CD. To get these FOUR brand-new recordings, just make a donation of any amount to the ministry of ApologetiX, and we'll email you the link for the MP3 files and lyrics.

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Ha-Bakk Get Back The Beatles
Here Come the Sons Here Comes the Sun The Beatles
Day Kippur Day Tripper The Beatles
Come To Father Come Together The Beatles


CDs



Hot Potato Soup
2013
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Barroom Hitz Ballroom Blitz The Sweet
Guard Your Candle Hard to Handle The Black Crowes
Lived the Day You Died Love the Way You Lie Eminem Featuring Rihanna
Do What David Did Do Wah Diddy Diddy Manfred Mann
God's Blood Hot Blooded Foreigner
For Just You Forget You Cee Lo Green
Weep Jeremiah Sweet Child O' Mine Guns N' Roses
Special Stone (I'm Not Your) Stepping Stone the Monkees
Puffed-Up Cliques Pumped Up Kicks Foster the People
Too Pregnant Two Princes The Spin Doctors
You've Got Another King Comin' You've Got Another Thing Comin' Judas Priest
Gimme Pre-Trib Gimme Three Steps Lynyrd Skynyrd
Lock Walk The Foo Fighters
Man on a Cross Man in a Box Alice in Chains
Cemetery Came Alive Semi-Charmed Life Third Eye Blind

20:20 Vision
2012

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Weep Jeremiah Sweet Child O' Mine Guns N' Roses
Huge Slumber Party Use Somebody Kings of Leon
Jesse's Boy Jessie's Girl Rick Springfield
Dancing with the Ark Dancing in the Dark Bruce Springsteen
Judge Jump Van Halen
Baa! We're Lambs Barbara Ann Beach Boys
Search and You'll Get Saved Surfin' USA The Beach Boys
Found God Hound Dog Elvis Presley
For Just You Forget You Cee Lo Green
Sweet Oholibamah Sweet Home Alabama Lynyrd Skynyrd
Ain't That a Miracle Pink Houses John Cougar Mellencamp
Lived the Day You Died Love the Way You Lie Eminem Featuring Rihanna
Keep Your Ham to Yourself Keep Your Hands to Yourself The Georgia Satellites
Too Much Grime on My Hands Too Much Time on My Hands Styx
Monkeys for Uncles Money For Nothing Dire Straits
Meshach Love Shack The B-52's
Anniversary Medley Various Songs Various Artists
Want It Dead or Alive Wanted Dead or Alive Bon Jovi
Aquila Aqualung Jethro Tull
Catch That Fever! Cat Scratch Fever Ted Nugent

Wise Up and Rock
2011
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Working for the Weakened Working for the Weekend Loverboy
Your Lunch Your Love The Outfield
Keep Your Ham to Yourself Keep Your Hands to Yourself The Georgia Satellites
Don't Stop Till Egypt Don't Stop Believin' Journey
Judge Jump Van Halen
The Power Above The Power of Love Huey Lewis and the News
Monkeys for Uncles Money for Nothing Dire Straits
Too Much Grime on My Hands Too Much Time on My Hands Styx
Hosanna Rosanna Toto
Jesse's Boy Jessie's Girl Rick Springfield
Dancing With the Ark Dancing in the Dark Bruce Springsteen
Fishin' on a Pier Livin' on a Prayer Bon Jovi
Mister Christian Sister Christian Night Ranger
Dude (Would Like to Save Me) Dude (Looks Like a Lady) Aerosmith
The Atheists The Way it is Bruce Hornsby and the Range
Timeline Limelight Rush
80's Medley: Octagon But Not Forgotten 10 Classic Hits 10 Classic Artists

Soundproof
2010
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Lions Signs Five Man Electrical Band
Sin of the World Cinnamon Girl Neil Young
I'm Cured I'm Yours Jason Mraz
Did You Ever Ask Where Cain Got His Wife? Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind? Lovin' Spoonful
Second Glance Second Chance Shinedown
Yer Maker D'Yer Maker Led Zeppelin
No One is Good But One Only the Good Die Young Billy Joel
Gideon (Man of God) Get it on (Bang a Gong) T. Rex
That Daughter Black Water Doobie Brothers
Trust Him Truckin' the Grateful Dead
Huge Slumber Party Use Somebody Kings of Leon
No Shepherd Tonight/New Other Nature No Sugar Tonight/New Mother Nature The Guess Who
People Are Lazy People are Crazy Billy Currington
Ain't That a Miracle Pink Houses John Cougar Mellencamp
Aquila Aqualung Jethro Tull
Wish You Could Hear Wish You Were Here Pink Floyd
Death Beth KISS
It's All in God's Control It's Only Rock and Roll the Rolling Stones

ApologetiX Classics - Party
2010
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Old Time Romans Road Old Time Rock and Roll Bob Seger
Meshach Love Shack The B-52's
Jonah Jonah Mony Mony Tommy James & the Shondells
YHWH YMCA Village People
Micah No. 5 Mambo No. 5 Lou Bega
December 5 or 6 B.C. (Oh Holy Night) December 1963 (Oh What a Night) The Four Seasons
I'm a Receiver I'm a Believer The Monkees
Get Found Tonight Get Down Tonight KC And the Sunshine Band
Baa! We're Lambs Barbara Ann Beach Boys
Livin' What Jesus Spoke Of Livin' La Vida Loca Ricky Martin
Stay in the Light Stayin' Alive The Bee Gees
Jehovah The Joker Steve Miller
Boy Tell the World Joy to the World Three Dog Night
Twins Came Out Twist and Shout The Beatles
Pray Now (Lost Art) All Star Smash Mouth
You Booked Me All Along You Shook Me All Night Long AC/DC
Play That Funny Music Play That Funky Music Wild Cherry
Found God Hound Dog Elvis Presley
Jacob's Name is Israel Takin' Care of Business Bachman-Turner Overdrive
I Love Apostle Paul I Love Rock and Roll Joan Jett & the Blackhearts
Love & Kisses Rock and Roll All Night Kiss
Smooth Grandmama Smooth Criminal Michael Jackson

ApologetiX Classics - Heavy
2010
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Lazy Brain Crazy Train Ozzy Osbourne
Back Intact Back in Black AC/DC
Downer of a Sister Chop Suey System of a Down
Enter Samson Enter Sandman Metallica
Welcome to the Judges Welcome to the Jungle Guns n' Roses
Smooth Grandmama Smooth Criminal Michael Jackson
Young as You Are Come As You Are Nirvana
Life Restored Last Resort Papa Roach
Santa Claus Panama Van Halen
Lifestyles of the Rich & Nameless Lifestyles of the Rich & Famous Good Charlotte
Singled You Out Figured You Out Nickelback
Listening After Midnight Living After Midnight Judas Priest
Miss Martha Miss Murder AFI
Psum 14 Fat Lip Sum 41
Swimmer Slither Velvet Revolver
Animals I Have Begun Animal I Have Become Three Days Grace
Called My Wife All My Life Foo Fighters
Jericho Vertigo U2
Simp Liztik Nookie Limp Bizkit
Come Out and Pray Come Out and Play The Offspring

ApologetiX Classics - Lite
2010

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Wherever You Will Sow Wherever You Will Go The Calling
Cornelius Cecilia Simon & Garfunkel
The Tablecloth (Peter's Vision) Over My Head (Cable Car) The Fray
Bad Dad Bad Day Daniel Powter
Never Been to Spain (Yet) Never Been to Spain Three Dog Night
It's Tough (Song About Nehemiah) This Love Maroon 5
Ephesians The Reason Hoobastank
Parable Guy American Pie Don McLean
Follow Me Follow Me Uncle Kracker
It's Not Eden Superman (It's Not Easy) Five for Fighting
Drop of Lucifer Drops of Jupiter Train
More Than Works More than Words Extreme
Daniel Daniel Elton John
Manger Angel Shaggy (featuring Rayvon)
Put You Down in My Will Push Matchbox 20
Spread the Way Drift Away Dobie Gray
Lazzie Lay Maggie Mae Rod Stewart
Yes Today Yesterday The Beatles
Wherever You Will Sow (Reprise) Wherever You Will Go The Calling

ApologetiX Classics - Country
2010
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Choose Your Daddy Who's Your Daddy Toby Keith
Bends to Low Places Friends in Low Places Garth Brooks
Save Your Voice (Quiet Down Boy) Save a Horse (Ride a Cowboy) Big & Rich
Good News Bookie Boot Scootin' Boogie Brooks & Dunn
Humpty Dumpty Country Club Honky Tonk Badonkadonk Trace Adkins
People are Lazy People are Crazy Billy Currington
The Devil Went Down to Jordan The Devil Went Down to Georgia Charlie Daniels
Fakey Shaky Parts Achy Breaky Heart Billy Ray Cyrus
Elijah Elvira Oak Ridge Boys
Scripture Picture Kid Rock & Sheryl Crow
I've got Elijah Fightin' Baal I've Got a Tiger by the Tail Buck Owens
Hey Zaccheus Take it Easy The Eagles
Sweet Oholibamah Sweet Home Alabama Lynyrd Skynyrd
Not Logs Lincoln Hot Rod Lincoln Commander Cody

ApologetiX Classics - Oldies
2010
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Talk About The Lord (We're Gonna) Rock Around the Clock Bill Haley & His Comets
Wake Up Talitha Cumi Wake Up Little Susie The Everly Brothers
Don't Be Fooled Don't Be Cruel Elvis Presley
Ronomy Runaway Del Shannon
Search and You'll Get Saved Surfin' USA The Beach Boys
Love the Jews Love Me Do The Beatles
La Bible La Bamba Ritchie Valens
Jail Got Rocked Jailhouse Rock Elvis Presley
Last Rain the Clouds Spill Last Train to Clarksville The Monkees
Little-Read Bible Book Lil' Red Riding Hood Sam the Sham & the Pharaohs
Credence Thru Deepwater Survival Proud Mary Creedence Clearwater Revival
John 1:1 Fun, Fun, Fun Beach Boys
Try Micah Drive My Car The Beatles
Little Esther Little Sister Elvis Presley
The Word Grease Frankie Valli

ApologetiX Classics - The 60's
2010
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The Sounds of Silas The Sounds of Silence Simon & Garfunkel
Monkey Scheme (Theme From) The Monkees The Monkees
Crowd of Foreign Girls California Girls The Beach Boys
Revelation Man Secret Agent Man Johnny Rivers
Mediterranean Wholebook News Subterranean Homesick Blues Bob Dylan
Regeneration My Generation The Who
Did You Ever Ask Where Cain Got His Wife? Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind? Lovin' Spoonful
Back in the New Testament Back in the U.S.S.R. The Beatles
Two-Time Baby/Lord'sHouse Blues Love Me Two Times/Roadhouse Blues The Doors
Good Guys, Bad Guys Good Times, Bad Times Led Zeppelin
Born-Again Child Born to be Wild Steppenwolf
Donkey Talked With Him Honky Tonk Women The Rolling Stones
Bad Dude Risin' Bad Moon Risin' CCR
Armageddon valley Someday Pleasant Valley Sunday The Monkees
Revelation Revolution The Beatles
Jesus (Sermon on the Mount) Venus Shocking Blue
Temple Physician Pinball Wizard The Who
Help Me, Rhoda Help Me, Rhonda The Beach Boys
Trinity Thank You Led Zeppelin

ApologetiX Classics - The 70's
2010
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More Than a Healing More Than a Feeling Boston
Don't Fear the People (Don't Fear) the Reaper Blue Oyster Cult
Bethlehemian Rhapsody Bohemian Rhapsody Queen
Rocky's Now My Name Rocky Mountain Way Joe Walsh
Get a Bite Let it Ride Bachman-Turner Overdrive
Rock and Roots Rock and Roll Led Zeppelin
Can't Eat Enough Can't Get Enough Bad Company
Cheap Birds Free Bird Lynyrd Skynyrd
The Devil Went Down to Jordan The Devil Went Down to Georgia Charlie Daniels
Be Bold Jeremiah Jet Airliner Steve Miller
Sufferin' Just Finished (Haman) Suffragette City David Bowie
Born Above Born to Run Bruce Springsteen
Won't Get Born Again Won't Get Fooled Again The Who
Fly Away From Hell Highway to Hell AC/DC
Narrow Way to Heaven Stairway to Heaven Led Zeppelin
Walk on the Water Smoke on the Water Deep Purple

ApologetiX Classics - The 70's Vol. 2
2010

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We're in a Parody Band We're an American Band Grand Funk Railroad
Bethlehem's Boy My Best Friend's Girl The Cars
Babylona My Sharona The Knack
Spirit Inside Spirit in the Sky Norman Greenbaum
Dancing Dave Dancing Days Led Zeppelin
Sweet Oholibamah Sweet Home Alabama Lynyrd Skynyrd
You Ain't Been Nothing Yet You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet BTO
Mama Told Me (What's To Come) Mama Told Me (Not to Come) Three Dog Night
Superficial Superstition Stevie Wonder
Lemonade Renegade Styx
Go Right Now All Right Now Free
Apostle Me Rock 'n Me Steve Miller Band
Lawful Woman (in a Bad Place) Long Cool Woman (in a Black Dress) The Hollies
Hey Zaccheus Take it Easy The Eagles
Didn't Just Die Live and Let Die Paul McCartney & Wings
Died and Rose China Grove Doobie Brothers
Walk His Way Walk This Way Aerosmith
Isaac Man Ice Cream Man Van Halen
Kosmik Kashmir Led Zeppelin

ApologetiX Classics - The 80's
2010
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Iraq & Iran Jack & Diane John Cougar Mellencamp
Genny 22 867-5309/Jenny Tommy Tutone
Every Step to Take Every Breath You Take The Police
Should I Pray or Should I Go? Should I Stay or Should I Go? The Clash
Rock This Tower Rock This Town The Stray Cats
Here I Go (Against All I've Known) Here I Go Again Whitesnake
Land of Delusion Land of Confusion Genesis
Want it Dead or Alive Wanted Dead or Alive Bon Jovi
Once Livin' Twice Died Once Bitten Twice Shy Great White
Crazy Little King God Loves Crazy Little Thing Called Love Queen
Smart Blest Man Sharp Dressed Man ZZ Top
I Have to Die First Eye of the Tiger Survivor
Tom Saw Ya Tom Sawyer Rush
You May Be Bright You May be Right Billy Joel
Every Crown Has Its Thorns Every Rose Has Its Thorn Poison
Sin Can Be Resistible Simply Irrestible Robert Palmer
969 Summer of '69 Bryan Adams
Kick In the Wall Pt. 2 Another Brick in the Wall Pt. 2 Pink Floyd
Learn Some Deuteronomy Pour Some Sugar on Me Def Leppard

ApologetiX Classics - The 2000's
2010
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Look Yourself Lose Yourself Eminem
Boulevard of Both Extremes Boulevard of Broken Dreams Green Day
JC's Mom Stacy's Mom Fountains of Wayne
Heavenly Hill Beverly Hills Weezer
Corinthians In the End Linkin Park
All the Stalls Stink All the Small Things Blink 182
Bone Digger Gold Digger Kanye West (Featuring Jamie Foxx)
Transplants Dance, Dance Fall Out Boy
The Spittle The Middle Jimmy Eat World
How You Rewind Me How You Remind Me Nickelback
Are You Gonna Be Ike's Girl Are You Gonna Be My Girl Jet
Turning a Little Seasick Dirty Little Secret The All-American Rejects
The Real Sin Savior The Real Slim Shady Eminem
None Too Ladylike 1985 Bowling for Soup
Flurry Blurry Puddle of Mudd
Story of a Squirrel Absolutely (Story of a Girl) Nine Days
Somebody Sold Me Somebody Told Me The Killers
Guide the Way By the Way The Red Hot Chili Peppers
Stupid's Stronghold/Reckless in America Cupid's Chokehold/Breakfast in America Gym Class Heroes
Tip from an Angel Lips of an Angel Hinder
Christmasnite Kryptonite Three Doors Down

Recovery
2009
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Keep Your Arms Steady Detroit Rock City Kiss
Hurry Home Wayward Son Carry On Wayward Son Kansas
We Will Walk Through We Will Rock You Queen
We're More Than Champions We Are the Champions Queen
Come, Whale, Away Come Sail Away Styx
Enemy Lines Ebony Eyes Bob Welch
Obadiah Hold the Line Toto
Time for Me to Die Time for Me to Fly REO Speedwagon
So Render (to Caesar) Surrender Cheap Trick
Shovin', Crushin', Squeezin' Lovin', Touchin', Squeezin' Journey
Not Some Old Fantasy Rock and Roll Fantasy Bad Company
Don't Bring Me Cows Don't Bring Me Down Electric Light Orchestra

The Boys Aren't Backin' Down
2009
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Strangest Folks Stranglehold Ted Nugent
Very Wiser Paralyzer Finger Eleven
Bible in Hand Travelin' Band Creedence Clearwater Revival
Rocky Start Rockstar Nickelback
He Really Got Mad You Really Got Me The Kinks
Smarten Up Start Me Up The Rolling Stones
Amos Layla Eric Clapton
Play Fair Delilah Hey There Delilah The Plain White T's
Lost and Found Round and Round Ratt
Read Ephesians Sweet Emotion Aerosmith
Sabbath Day's Quite Alright for Nice Things Saturday Night's Alright for Fighting Elton John
Shoestring Tie-er Shooting Star Bad Company
I Saw the Answer There I Saw Her Standing There The Beatles
I Made the Team I'm Eighteen Alice Cooper
Life in the Last Days Life in the Fast Lane The Eagles
Judgment Gets Passed Jumpin' Jack Flash The Rolling Stones
The Boys Aren't Backin' Down The Boys Are Back in Town Thin Lizzy
Catch That Fever! Cat Scratch Fever Ted Nugent

Future Tense
2008

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Turning a Little Seasick Dirty Little Secret The All-American Rejects
Land of Delusion Land of Confusion Genesis
More Than a Healing More Than a Feeling Boston
Stupid's Stronghold/Reckless in America Cupid's Chokehold/Breakfast in America Gym Class Heroes
Miss Martha Miss Murder AFI
Iraq & Iran Jack & Diane John Cougar Mellencamp
The Tablecloth (Peter's Vision) Over My Head (Cable Car) The Fray
Transplants Dance, Dance Fall Out Boy
Bethlehem's Boy My Best Friend's Girl The Cars
Tip from an Angel Lips of an Angel Hinder
Try Micah Drive My Car The Beatles
Animals I Have Begun Animal I Have Become Three Days Grace

Chosen Ones
2007

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Born-Again Child Born to be Wild Steppenwolf
Never Been to Spain (Yet) Never Been to Spain Three Dog Night
Revelation Revolution The Beatles
Search and You'll Get Saved Surfin' USA The Beach Boys
Get a Bite Let it Ride Bachman-Turner Overdrive
Hell! Help! The Beatles
Hey Zaccheus Take it Easy The Eagles
Can't Eat Enough Can't Get Enough Bad Company
Kosmik Kashmir Led Zeppelin
Fly Away From Hell Highway to Hell AC/DC
Two-Time Baby/Lord'sHouse Blues Love Me Two Times/Roadhouse Blues The Doors
Narrow Way to Heaven Stairway to Heaven Led Zeppelin

Wordplay
2006
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Somebody Sold Me Somebody Told Me The Killers
None Too Ladylike 1985 Bowling for Soup
Jehovah The Joker Steve Miller
Save Your Voice (Quiet Down Boy) Save a Horse (Ride a Cowboy) Big & Rich
Boulevard of Both Extremes Boulevard of Broken Dreams Green Day
Rocky's Now My Name Rocky Mountain Way Joe Walsh
Heavenly Hill Beverly Hills Weezer
Spread The Way Drift Away Dobie Gray
Bone Digger Gold Digger Kanye West (Featuring Jamie Foxx)
Bad Dad Bad Day Daniel Powter
Back in the New Testament Back in the U.S.S.R. The Beatles
Jericho Vertigo U2
Superficial Superstition Stevie Wonder
Humpty Dumpty Country Club Honky Tonk Badonkadonk Trace Adkins
Swimmer Slither Velvet Revolver
Here I Go (Against All I've Known) Here I Go Again Whitesnake
Ephesians The Reason Hoobastank
Won't Get Born Again Won't Get Fooled Again The Who
Want it Dead or Alive Wanted Dead or Alive Bon Jovi
Singled You Out Figured You Out Nickelback

Apol-acoustiX
2005

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Talk About the Lord (We're Gonna) Rock Around the Clock Bill Haley & His Comets
Don't Be Fooled Don't Be Cruel Elvis Presley
The Sounds of Silas The Sounds of Silence Simon & Garfunkel
We're Not Gonna Drown When I Come Around Green Day
Mediterranean Wholebook News Subterranean Homesick Blues Bob Dylan
Scripture Picture Kid Rock & Sheryl Crow
Last Rain the Clouds Spill Last Train to Clarksville The Monkees
Eight Ways to Be Eight Days a Week The Beatles
More than Works More than Words Extreme
Trinity Thank You Led Zeppelin
Two-Time Baby/Lord'sHouse Blues Love Me Two Times/Roadhouse Blues The Doors
Yes Today Yesterday The Beatles

Hits The Road
2005

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We're in a Parody Band We're an American Band Grand Funk Railroad
Tom Saw Ya Tom Sawyer Rush
JC's Mom Stacy's Mom Fountains of Wayne
Choose Your Daddy Who's Your Daddy Toby Keith
Are You Gonna Be Ike's Girl Are You Gonna Be My Girl Jet
All The Stalls Stink All the Small Things Blink 182
It's Tough (Song About Nehemiah) This Love Maroon 5
Cheap Birds Free Bird Lynyrd Skynyrd
Look Yourself Lose Yourself Eminem
Kick In the Wall Pt. 2 Another Brick in the Wall Pt. 2 Pink Floyd
The Devil Went Down To Jordan The Devil Went Down to Georgia Charlie Daniels
Didn't Just Die Live and Let Die Paul McCartney & Wings
Died and Rose China Grove Doobie Brothers
Yes Today Yesterday The Beatles
I'm a Receiver I'm a Believer The Monkees
Enter Samson Enter Sandman Metallica
Story of a Squirrel Absolutely (Story of a Girl) Nine Days
With a Harp David Writes A Hard Day's Night The Beatles
Walk on the Water Smoke on the Water Deep Purple
Found God Hound Dog Elvis Presley

New and Used Hits
2004

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Are You Gonna Be Ike's Girl Are You Gonna Be My Girl Jet
JC's Mom Stacy's Mom Fountains of Wayne
The Voice of Sodom The Boys of Summer Don Henley
It's Tough (Song About Nehemiah) This Love Maroon 5
Welcome to the Judges Welcome to the Jungle Guns n' Roses
Back Intact Back in Black AC/DC
Good News Bookie (Live) Boot Scootin' Boogie Brooks & Dunn
Hotel Can't Afford Ya Hotel California The Eagles
Micah No. 5 Mambo No. 5 Lou Bega
December 5 or 6 B.C. (Oh Holy Night) December 1963 (Oh What a Night) The Four Seasons
Santa Claus Panama Van Halen
It's Not Eden Superman (It's Not Easy) Five for Fighting
Meshach Love Shack The B-52's
Lifestyles of the Rich & Nameless Lifestyles of the Rich & Famous Good Charlotte
Wherever You Will Sow (Live) Wherever You Will Go The Calling
The Devil Went Down to Jordan The Devil Went Down to Georgia Charlie Daniels
Corinthians In the End Linkin Park
Baa! We're Lambs Barbara Ann Beach Boys
Smooth Grandmama Smooth Criminal Michael Jackson
Life Restored Last Resort Papa Roach
Bethlehemian Rhapsody (2001) Bohemian Rhapsody Queen
The Real Sin Savior The Real Slim Shady Eminem
Story of a Squirrel Absolutely (Story of a Girl) Nine Days
I Love Apostle Paul I Love Rock and Roll Joan Jett & the Blackhearts
Pray Now (Lost Art) All Star Smash Mouth
Livin What Jesus Spoke of Livin' La Vida Loca Ricky Martin
Learn Some Deuteronomy Pour Some Sugar on Me Def Leppard
Choirboy Cowboy Kid Rock
Jail Got Rocked Jailhouse Rock Elvis Presley
One Way One Week Barenaked Ladies
Enter Samson Enter Sandman Metallica
Kick in the Wall Pt. 2 Another Brick in the Wall Pt. 2 Pick Floyd
Put You Down in my Will Push Matchbox 20
Walk His Way Walk This Way Aerosmith
Narrow Way to Heaven Stairway to Heaven Led Zeppelin
Love & Kisses Rock and Roll All Night Kiss
Naomi Gonna Be with Ruth Only Wanna Be With You Hootie & the Blowfish
People Pepper Buttonhole Surfers
Bad Dude Risin' Bad Moon Risin' CCR
Jacob's Name is Israel Takin' Care of Business Bachman-Turner OverdriveBTO

Adam Up
2003

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We're in a Parody Band We're an American Band Grand Funk Railroad
Lifestyles of the Rich & Nameless Lifestyles of the Rich & Famous Good Charlotte
Boy Tell the World Joy to the World Three Dog Night
Choose Your Daddy Who's Your Daddy Toby Keith
Meshach Love Shack The B-52's
I'm Gonna Feed (500 Mouths) I'm Gonna Be (500 miles) The Proclaimers
Get Found Tonight Get Down Tonight KC And the Sunshine Band
Look Yourself Lose Yourself Eminem
Should I Pray or Should I Go? Should I Stay or Should I Go? The Clash
The Spittle The Middle Jimmy Eat World
Sweet Oholibamah Sweet Home Alabama Lynyrd Skynyrd
It's Not Eden Superman (It's Not Easy) Five for Fighting
Listening After Midnight Living After Midnight Judas Priest
Psum 14 Fat Lip Sum 41
The Word Grease Frankie Valli
Wherever You Will Sow Wherever You Will Go The Calling
Wake Up Talitha Cumi Wake Up Little Susie The Everly Brothers
Guide the Way By the Way The Red Hot Chili Peppers
Little-Read Bible Book Lil' Red Riding Hood Sam the Sham & the Pharaohs
Downer of a Sister Chop Suey System of a Down
Lazy Brain Crazy Train Ozzy Osbourne
Called My Wife All My Life Foo Fighters

Grace Period
2002

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Corinthians In the End Linkin Park
Cornelius Cecilia Simon & Garfunkel
I'm a Receiver I'm a Believer The Monkees
YHWH YMCA Village People
Smooth Grandmama Smooth Criminal Michael Jackson
The Devil Went Down to Jordan The Devil Went Down to Georgia Charlie Daniels
Drop of Lucifer Drops of Jupiter Train
Born Above Born to Run Bruce Springsteen
Follow Me Follow Me Uncle Kracker
Don't Fear the People (Don't Fear) the Reaper Blue Oyster Cult
Lemonade Renegade Styx
How You Rewind Me How You Remind Me Nickelback
Regeneration My Generation The Who
Love the Jews Love Me Do The Beatles
Good Guys, Bad Guys Good Times, Bad Times Led Zeppelin
Flurry Blurry Puddle of Mudd
Tom Saw Ya Tom Sawyer Rush
Sufferin' Just Finished (Haman) Suffragette City David Bowie
Smells Like Thirtysomething Spirit Smells Like Teen Spirit Nirvana
Baa! We're Lambs Barbara Ann Beach Boys

Keep the Change
2001

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Story of a Squirrel Absolutely (Story of a Girl) Nine Days
Monkey Scheme (Theme From) The Monkees The Monkees
Christmasnite Kryptonite Three Doors Down
Bethlehemian Rhapsody (2001) Bohemian Rhapsody Queen
Stay in the Light Stayin' Alive The Bee Gees
Old Time Romans Road Old Time Rock and Roll Bob Seger
The Real Sin Savior The Real Slim Shady Eminem
Babylona My Sharona The Knack
Daniel Daniel Elton John
All the Stalls Stink All the Small Things Blink 182
Cheap Birds Free Bird Lynyrd Skynyrd
Mama Told Me (What's to Come) Mama Told Me (Not to Come) Three Dog Night
Manger Angel Shaggy (featuring Rayvon)
Be Bold Jeremiah Jet Airliner Steve Miller
Ballad of Jesus & Yahweh Ballad of John & Yoko The Beatles
Rock and Roots Rock and Roll Led Zeppelin
Simp Liztik Nookie Limp Bizkit
You Booked Me All Along You Shook Me All Night Long AC/DC
Life Restored Last Resort Papa Roach

Spoofernatural
2000

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Play That Funny Music Play That Funky Music Wild Cherry
Fishin' On A Pier Livin' on a Prayer Bon Jovi
Pray Now (Lost Art) All Star Smash Mouth
Elijah Elvira Oak Ridge Boys
Sin Can Be Resistible Simply Irrestible Robert Palmer
Trooth Smooth Santana Featuring Rob Thomas
La Bible La Bamba Ritchie Valens
I Want in That Place I Want it That Way The Backstreet Boys
Crowd of Foreign Girls California Girls The Beach Boys
Choirboy Cowboy Kid Rock
Every Crown Has Its Thorns Every Rose Has Its Thorn Poison
Livin What Jesus Spoke of Livin' La Vida Loca Ricky Martin
I Love Apostle Paul I Love Rock and Roll Joan Jett & the Blackhearts
Jonah Jonah Mony Mony Tommy James & the Shondells
Learn Some Deuteronomy Pour Some Sugar on Me Def Leppard
Last Night Last Kiss Pearl Jam
Once Livin' Twice Died Once Bitten Twice Shy Great White
Rock This Tower Rock This Town The Stray Cats
Genny 22 867-5309/Jenny Tommy Tutone

Biblical Graffiti
1999

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One Way One Week Barenaked Ladies
Twins Came Out Twist and Shout The Beatles
Every Step to Take Every Breath You Take The Police
969 Summer of '69 Bryan Adams
Second Timothy Sex and Candy Marcy Playground
You Ain't Been Nothing Yet You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet BTO
Donkey Talked with Him Honky Tonk Women The Rolling Stones
Ronomy Runaway Del Shannon
Credence Thru Deepwater Survival Proud Mary Creedence Clearwater Revival
Lawful Woman (in a Bad Place) Long Cool Woman (in a Black Dress) The Hollies
Kick in the Wall Pt. 2 Another Brick in the Wall Pt. 2 Pink Floyd
Fast Paul The Way Fastball
Jail Got Rocked Jailhouse Rock Elvis Presley
Put You Down in My Will Push Matchbox 20
Crazy Little King God Loves Crazy Little Thing Called Love Queen
Dancing Dave Dancing Days Led Zeppelin
Smart Blest Man Sharp Dressed Man ZZ Top
Revelation Man Secret Agent Man Johnny Rivers
Armageddon Valley Someday Pleasant Valley Sunday The Monkees
Droppin' on the Sun Walkin' on the Sun Smash Mouth
Bends to Low Places Friends in Low Places Garth Brooks
Enter Samson Enter Sandman Metallica

Jesus Christ Morningstar
1998

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Hotel Can't Afford Ya Hotel California The Eagles
Go Right Now All Right Now Free
Apostle Me Rock 'n Me Steve Miller Band
Jesus (Sermon on the Mount) Venus Shocking Blue
Temple Physician Pinball Wizard The Who
Love & Kisses Rock and Roll All Night Kiss
Parable Guy American Pie Don McLean
I'll Prepare for You I'll Be There for You The Rembrandts
I Have to Die First Eye of the Tiger Survivor
Didn't Just Die Live and Let Die Paul McCartney & Wings
Died and Rose China Grove Doobie Brothers
You May be Bright You May be Right Billy Joel
L.S.F. Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds The Beatles
Spirit Inside Spirit in the Sky Norman Greenbaum
Walk His Way Walk This Way Aerosmith
John 1:1 Fun, Fun, Fun Beach Boys
Narrow Way to Heaven Stairway to Heaven Led Zeppelin
Fakey Shaky Parts Achy Breaky Heart Billy Ray Cyrus

Ticked
1997

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Come Out and Pray Come Out and Play The Offspring
All ApologetiX All Apologies Nirvana
Naomi Gonna Be with Ruth Only Wanna Be With You Hootie & the Blowfish
Shepherd's Paradise Gangsta's Paradise Coolio
Counting Blessings Counting Blue Cars Dishwalla
Plump Lump Presidents of the United States of America
Letterman Betterman Pearl Jam
People Pepper Buttonhole Surfers
Big Deal Big Me Foo Fighters
Little Sins Little Things Bush
Stupid World Stupid Girl Garbage
A Lie Alive Pearl Jam
Preachers Peaches Presidents of the United States of America
Who's There Loser Beck
Heaven Isn't Like That Shine Collective Soul
No Chain No Rain Blind Melon
Young as You Are Come As You Are Nirvana
Casket Place Basket Case Green Day
Lightning Flashes Lightning Crashes Live
Inyerface Love Song Interstate Love Song Stone Temple Pilots
You Gotta Go You Oughta Know Alanis Morissette

Radical History Tour
1994

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Bethlehemian Rhapsody (1994) Bohemian Rhapsody Queen
Isaac Man Ice Cream Man Van Halen
Jacob's Name is Israel Takin' Care of Business Bachman-Turner Overdrive
Judgment Gets Passed Jumpin' Jack Flash The Rolling Stones
Check Out The Book The Look Roxette
Yer Maker D'Yer Maker Led Zeppelin
I Know a Riddle I Know a Little Lynyrd Skynyrd
I've Got Elijah Fightin' Baal I've Got a Tiger by the Tail Buck Owens
Not Logs Lincoln Hot Rod Lincoln Commander Cody
Read Ephesians Sweet Emotion Aerosmith
Lazzie Lay Maggie Mae Rod Stewart
Catch that Fever Cat Scratch Fever Ted Nugent
Triune Godhead Satisfaction The Rolling Stones
Ignorant Song Immigrant Song Led Zeppelin
E-Z Kiel Suzie Q. (Part One) Creedence Clearwater Revival
Virgin Urgent Foreigner
The Sounds of Silas The Sounds of Silence Simon & Garfunkel
Bad Dude Risin' Bad Moon Risin' CCR
Life in the Last Days Life in the Fast Lane The Eagles
Midnight Hour Pt. 2 In the Midnight Hour Wilson Pickett

Isn't Wasn't Ain't
1993
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Isn't Wasn't Ain't (in the Bible) Livin' Lovin' Maid (She's Just a Woman) Led Zeppelin
David & Goliath Paperback Writer The Beatles
Lions Signs Five Man Electrical Band
Patients Patience Guns N' Roses
Help Me, Rhoda Help Me, Rhonda The Beach Boys
That Daughter Black Water Doobie Brothers
Little Esther Little Sister Elvis Presley
Don't Try (To Hide) Don't Cry Guns N' Roses
I Found the Answer There I Saw Her Standing There The Beatles
Be Like David Was Feel Like Makin' Love Bad Company
Ain't That a Miracle Pink Houses John Cougar Mellencamp
God I Like About You What I Like About You The Romantics
Faith Pt. 2 Faith George Michael
Christians Doin' Music Listen to the Music Doobie Brothers
What Is and Will Forever Be What is and What Should Never Be Led Zeppelin
In Matthew 9 I Feel Fine The Beatles
Mrs. Protestant Mrs. Robinson Simon & Garfunkel
He Really Got Mad You Really Got Me The Kinks
Love (Ain't Nothin') Long Train Runnin' Doobie Brothers
Verynice City Paradise City Guns N' Roses


ApologetiX Rarities


RARE, NOT WELL DONE: ApologetiX Rarities Volume 1 & 2
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Click here to get both! We recently released two collections of old recordings of 40 previously unavailable ApologetiX parodies as online downloads. Now is your chance to listen to what you've been missin'.

Warning: These tracks live up to their name; they're rare, but not well done. That's why we put them out as online downloads only and not on CD. They are primitive recordings (some live and some studio) from our formative years and are only for ApologetiX fans who already have the CDs.

Although we cringe at the quality, we love the lyrics on these songs, and we may never get around to re-recording many of them. So this is your chance to hear what might have been.

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RARE, NOT WELL DONE: ApologetiX Rarities Volume 1
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We recently released two collections of old recordings of 40 previously unavailable ApologetiX parodies as online downloads. Now is your chance to listen to what you've been missin'.

Warning: These tracks live up to their name; they're rare, but not well done. That's why we put them out as online downloads only and not on CD. They are primitive recordings (some live and some studio) from our formative years and are only for ApologetiX fans who already have the CDs.

Although we cringe at the quality, we love the lyrics on these songs, and we may never get around to re-recording many of them. So this is your chance to hear what might have been.

Born-Again ChildBorn to Be WildSteppenwolf
Even ThoughEven FlowPearl Jam
Holy LandHold My HandHootie & the Blowfish
Hey ZaccheusTake It Easythe Eagles
Already Goin'Already Gonethe Eagles
NainNamethe Goo Goo Dolls
No ExistenceNo ExcusesAlice in Chains
Proving My ReligionLosing My ReligionREM
Under the BreathUnder the Bridgethe Red Hot Chili Peppers
God's Own SonBlack Hole SunSoundgarden
WrongviewLongviewGreen Day
Back in a HurryBackwaterthe Meat Puppets
Telling the DramaSelling the DramaLive
Here Come the SonsHere Comes the Sunthe Beatles
Day KippurDay Tripperthe Beatles
Sheba WomanShe's a Womanthe Beatles
Obed-Edom ObadiahOb-la-di Ob-la-dathe Beatles
MishaelMichellethe Beatles
Come to FatherCome Togetherthe Beatles
Addicted to ChristTicket to Ridethe Beatles

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RARE, NOT WELL DONE: ApologetiX Rarities Volume 2
Note: This is a download only -- not a CD
$9.99

We recently released two collections of old recordings of 40 previously unavailable ApologetiX parodies as online downloads. Now is your chance to listen to what you've been missin'.

Warning: These tracks live up to their name; they're rare, but not well done. That's why we put them out as online downloads only and not on CD. They are primitive recordings (some live and some studio) from our formative years and are only for ApologetiX fans who already have the CDs.

Although we cringe at the quality, we love the lyrics on these songs, and we may never get around to re-recording many of them. So this is your chance to hear what might have been.

A Day in the LoafA Day in the Lifethe Beatles
Can't Buy Free LoveCan't Buy Me Lovethe Beatles
All My LettersAll My Lovin'the Beatles
Saint JudeHey Judethe Beatles
RevelationRevolutionthe Beatles
Hell!Help!the Beatles
Maybe MadonnaLady Madonnathe Beatles
Psalms Come TrueSong Sung BlueNeil Diamond
Shoestring Tie-erShooting StarBad Company
Rocky Day Woman #8:3-15Rainy Day Women #12 & 35Bob Dylan
Enter Samson '94Enter SandmanMetallica
Trust in the LordJoy to the WorldThree Dog Night
How You Rewind Me - Single VersionHow You Remind MeNickelback
I Wanna Read the BibleI Wanna Be Sedatedthe Ramones
The New Testament in Living ColorKodachromePaul Simon
A.D. 1992/Rockin' the Paradise ClubA.D. 1928/Rockin' the ParadiseStyx
Not Named JobOld Time Rock and RollBob Seger
Sabbath Day That's Alright for RightingSaturday Night's Alright for FightingElton John
The Second Half of ActsYour Mama Don't DanceLoggins & Messina and Poison
Upper RoomWhite RoomCream

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The 12 Downloads of Christmas

The 12 Downloads of Christmas

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The 12 Downloads of Christmas (Download Only)

Includes every Christmas parody ApologetiX has ever recorded, plus three great Christmas songs by Ten point Ten, the acclaimed Christian progressive-rock band featuring ApologetiX members Bill Hubauer, Jimmy "Vegas" Tanner, and David McKee. You'll also get a free lyric sheet. Note: This is available as a download only and not as a CD.

1. Bethlehem's Boy (My Best Friend's Girl by the Cars)
2. Tip From an Angel (Lips of an Angel by Hinder)
3. Try Micah (Drive My Car by the Beatles)
4. Christmasnite (Kryptonite by Three Doors Down)
5. Manger (Angel by Shaggy with Rayvon)
6. Hotel Can.t Afford Ya (Hotel California by the Eagles)
7. Micah No. 5 (Mambo No. 5 by Lou Bega)
8. Late December 5 or 6 B.C. (December 1963 by the Four Seasons)
9. Santa Claus (Panama by Van Halen)
10. Oh Come Oh Come Emmanuel (Ten point Ten)
11. We Three Kings (Ten point Ten)
12. Carol of the Bells (Ten point Ten)

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