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Doubt Is Not Allowed / I Feel the Earth Proves



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Released in early January, our first single of 2017 spoofs 70's superstars with capital K's.

Doubt Is Not Allowed

With God all things are possible, so it's no sin to have great expectations (getting wisdom, walking on water, moving mountains, living forever) if they're in keeping with His will. But doubt is a destroyer of all those things (James 1:6; Matt. 14:31, 21:21; John 8:24), a parasite that feeds on fear and sucks the joy out of being alive. You've got to choose.

I Feel the Earth Proves

Despite war, crime, injustice, and hatred, people believe in humanity yet doubt God. Go up on the roof and look way over yonder at the sun, moon, and stars so far away (Psalm 19:1). The beautiful wonders of earth and sky clearly show His handiwork, leaving man without excuse (Romans 1:20). We ought to give the glory to Him before it's too late.

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Doubt Is Not Allowed Shout It Out Loud KISS
I Feel the Earth Proves I Feel the Earth Move Carole King


Speech Police / Sinning Will



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Released in mid-December, our 25th single of 2016 spoofs late-70's power-pop and late-60's jazz-rock.

Speech Police

Speak the truth, but don't be cruel. Remember when that was enough? Nowadays, people get all shook up about the slightest slight, and political correctness is the way of the world. Many surrender their freedom of speech rather than have their voices silenced. The media fans the flames, always on the lookout for a new controversy. Ain't that a shame?

Sinning Will

No matter what you're tempted by, it's all just variations on the same theme. Sin can make you feel very happy for a season (Heb. 11:25), and we all go through our smiling phases sometimes (Rom. 3:23). But the wages of sin is death (Rom. 6:23), and when you die you can't go down gambling on the false notion that good works can save you (Eph. 2:8).

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Speech Police Dream Police Cheap Trick
Sinning Will Spinning Wheel Blood, Sweat & Tears


Grandma Got Won Over by a Stranger / God's Child in the City



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Released in early December, our 24th single of 2016 adds to our Christmas catalog with parodies of a pair of one-hit wonders from the 70's and 80's.

Grandma Got Won Over by a Stranger

Most Christians have relatives who'd rather get run over by a reindeer than come to Christ. Thankfully, God put believing family members in their lives to pray for them. But sometimes it takes someone outside the family to lead them to the Lord (Mark 6:4), as in this song. Beware: This grandmama is rough around the edges, not smooth!

God's Child in the City

As the gilded pages of the Bible show, Jesus arrived in the nick of time (Romans 5:6-8). Although we've retold the classic Nativity story a number of times from a number of angles, this song will help remind you where to find it (Luke 2:1-20). Meanwhile, the manger reminds us that Christ is available even to black sheep and stubborn donkeys.

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Grandma Got Won Over by a Stranger Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer Elmo & Patsy
God's Child in the City Hot Child in the City Nick Gilder


Only a Glorified Cover Band



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Our 46th CD, Only a Glorified Cover Band, was released in December 2016.

1. Message in the Bible - Message in a Bottle - The Police
2. Cunning is the Devil - Runnin' with the Devil - Van Halen
3. There Are Wolves Among Us - Werewolves of London - Warren Zevon
4. Holy Land - Hold My Hand - Hootie & the Blowfish
5. HardLabor - Heartbreaker - Led Zeppelin
6. Living Loving Faith - Living Loving Maid - Led Zeppelin
7. Doubter - Daughter - Pearl Jam
8. Blabbed Through the Phone - Bad to the Bone - George Thorogood & the Destroyers
9. God's Zealot - Godzilla - Blue Öyster Cult
10. The Bible Countdown - The Final Countdown - Europe
11. The Sound of Sirens - The Sound of Silence - Disturbed
12. Clothing Time - Closing Time - Semisonic


Outnumbered / Good King



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Released in mid-November, our 23rd single of 2016 spoofs #1 hits from either end of the 80's.

Outnumbered

Claudius Lysias -- now who can that be? A Roman commander in the first century. The day he met Paul was anything but business as usual, as it required rescuing the aforementioned Apostle from a murderous mob in Jerusalem (Acts 21). Their riotous reaction to Paul's presence gave new meaning to the word overkill.

Good King

This fine young canticle laments the tragic death of Judah's last good king, Josiah, and the lousy lives of his sons Jehoahaz, Jehoiakim, and Zedekiah, who each took a terrible turn on the throne as his unsuccessful successors. Immature and evil, we could correctly call them "the raw and the crooked."

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Outnumbered Down Under Men at Work
Good King Good Thing Fine Young Cannibals


Child of God / Tried to Find Lots of Ways



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Released in early-November, our 22nd single of 2016 spoofs 70's funk and 80's country.

Child of God

We've all entertained fantasies of fame; that's the way of the world. But, all in all, it's better to be known by the One than by millions. Believers are not only children of God, they're the bride of Christ. God shows us the devotion of a loving father and a loving husband. So why not sing a song of gratitude and get away from pride and selfish ambition?

Tried to Find Lots of Ways

People hunger for spirituality in a world without love, and they're willing to go every which way but the Truth to find it. They can't go on living like this -- wanderers, running with the wind, chasing bunny trails of repetitive regret. But if they can overcome their suspicions about Christianity before they've gone too far, they'll find hope on the horizon.

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Child of God Shining Star Earth, Wind & Fire
Tried to Find Lots of Ways Drivin' My Life Away Eddie Rabbitt


Can We Drive Our Sins Too Far? / God's Presence



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Released in mid-October, our 21st single of 2016 spoofs two big American bands -- one from the 70's and 80's, another from the 90's and 2000's.

Can We Drive Our Sins Too Far?

Asked how many times we should forgive others, Jesus said "seventy times seven," but how often will God forgive us if we have a besetting sin from the old days that's a hard habit to break? And does anybody really know what time it is? It's hard to say "I'm sorry" over and over and expect God to forgive. But what a big surprise you'll find in Luke 17:4.

God's Presence (Christ in Your Life)

Want a simple test to see if you're saved? Take a long look at 2 Cor. 13:5. You may never see that verse used as a bullet point in a Bible study, but it tells you if you'll be welcomed into Paradise. Use it as an encouragement or a warning. At the risk of seeming redundant, also read Rev. 3:20, Eph. 3:17, Col. 1:27, John 14:20, Rom. 8:10, and Gal. 2:20.

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Can We Drive Our Sins Too Far? 25 or 6 to 4 Chicago
God's Presence (Christ in Your Life) Good Riddance (Time of Your Life) Green Day


The Sound of Sirens / Tasty Plants



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Released in early October, our 20th single of 2016 gives a biblical perspective on two current issues, racism and vegetarianism.

The Sound of Sirens

Though Martin Luther King Jr., Harriet Tubman, Jackie Robinson, and Rosa Parks have been immortalized as heroes, the sickness of racism still infects America, and many are stricken with and by it. But both the light- and dark-skinned bleed the same color. This crisis won't just stop on its own, but if you believe in God, prayer can heal our land (2 Chron. 7:14).

Tasty Plants

It's fine if you're vegetarian, but why ban the game-hunting, or condemn me if I like meat as one of the things in my life? Many Bible verses support eating meat and/or not judging others' diets. Genesis 9:2-3, Romans 14:2-3, Acts 10:9-16, 1 Timothy 4:3-5, Mark 7:19, 1 Corinthians 10:25-31, and Colossians 2:16 are some of the great ones to remember.

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The Sound of Sirens The Sound of Silence Disturbed
Tasty Plants The Safety Dance Men Without Hats


Quilt



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Our 45th CD, Quilt, was released in September 2016. It features 12 parodies of pop songs from the 60's, 70's, 80's, and 90's, including six songs with female lead vocals.

1. Bought by the Egyptians - Walk Like an Egyptian - The Bangles
2. Beggar's Feet - Baker Street - Gerry Rafferty
3. Lotsa Versions - Like a Virgin - Madonna
4. Nightmare Waiting - Right Here Waiting - Richard Marx
5. The Books God Made You're Mockin' - These Boots Are Made for Walkin' - Nancy Sinatra
6. Barak & Deborah - Abracadabra - Steve Miller Band
7. Killing My Suffering with His Son - Killing Me Softly with His Song - Roberta Flack
8. Easter - Easy - The Commodores
9. All You Gotta Do - All I Wanna Do - Sheryl Crow
10. Romantic Letter - The Letter - The Box Tops
11. Garden My Heart - Harden My Heart - Quarterflash
12. You've Got a Text - You've Got a Friend - James Taylor


The Bible Countdown / God's Zealot



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Released in early September, our 19th single of 2016 spoofs hard-rocking bands that peaked in the late 70's and 80's.

The Bible Countdown

You've got to have faith to carry on (let alone to carry a Bible) in these tempestuous times. The word "Christian" will elicit a scream of anger from many in cities coast to coast, even in a so-called Christian nation like our homeland. It's a sign of the times, and it's just the beginning; in the future to come, it'll only get worse. Are you ready or not?

God's Zealot

Imagine the fireworks it caused in the camp when Jesus chose Simon the Zealot, a fighter of unknown origin. Heaven forbid! That mirrors the way some act today when others from differing political backgrounds profess Christ. Matthew and Simon Z. were as far apart politically as the red and the blue states, but Jesus loved 'em both.

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The Bible Countdown The Final Countdown Europe
God's Zealot Godzilla Blue Öyster Cult


Blabbed Through The Phone / All You Gotta Do



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Released in late August, our 18th single of 2016 spoofs a male who started in the 70's and hit it big in the 80's and a female who started in the 80's and hit it big in the 90's.

Blabbed Through the Phone

We're all well aware that gossips talk too much, but who do you love to talk about -- is it Jesus or people who fall short of His righteousness? If you don't start thinking before you speak, you could destroy somebody's reputation, even your own. God doesn't like gossip. Proverbs 11:13, 16:28, 18:8, 20:19, and 26:20-22 prove it on over and over again.

All You Gotta Do

Doing good is good if it makes you happy to bless God, but not if you're trying to earn salvation. That was the Pharisees' favorite mistake. We're not good/smart/strong enough to get into Heaven on our own. Thankfully, God's love is free, so soak up His Son's gift of grace and leave the last vestiges of legalism. The change would do you good (literally).

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Blabbed Through The Phone Bad to the Bone George Thorogood & the Destroyers
All You Gotta Do All I Wanna Do Sheryl Crow


HardLabor / Living Loving Faith



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Released in mid-August, our 17th single of 2016 spoofs a one-two punch from one of rock's hardest hitters.

HardLabor

The Old Testament has a whole lot of laws. If you only know the Big 10, you won't believe how many more there are. Their presence has confused some readers and led them to think that's the way to Heaven. But each of us is a lawbreaker. We try to compensate, but doing good works doesn't work well; we need to rest in Christ's finished work.

Living Loving Faith

God has a plan for your life. You might ask, "Hey, what can I do to accomplish the deeds God requires?" Jesus answered, "This is the deed God requires -- to believe in the one whom he sent" (John 6:28). God's Son remains the same through good times, bad times, and evermore (Heb. 13:8). Just stay in the light and give Him all of your love.

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HardLabor Heartbreaker Led Zeppelin
Living Loving Faith Living Loving Maid Led Zeppelin


There Are Wolves Among Us / Nightmare Waiting



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Released in late-July, our 16th single of 2016 spoofs two male singer/songwriters who hit it big in the late-70's and late-80's.

There Are Wolves Among Us

When Jesus mentioned "wolves in sheep's clothing," He wasn't alone; Peter, Paul, John, and Jude also warn of such poisonous lookalikes. Searching for a heart they can deceive, they devour the ignorant like sacrificial lambs. They look like model citizens but ain't that pretty at all inside, making Christianity look like a dirty little religion to those outside.

Nightmare Waiting

During his days in Babylon, Daniel warned self-satisifed King Nebuchadnezzar that pride would be hazardous to his mental health, so he should've known better. Nevertheless, he became a repeat offender and went insane. But after he repented, His kingdom was restored. Why God would have mercy on a proud, pagan ruler, Heaven only knows.

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There Are Wolves Among Us Werewolves of London Warren Zevon
Nightmare Waiting Right Here Waiting Richard Marx


Message in the Bible / Cunning is the Devil



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Released in mid-July, our 15th single of 2016 spoofs two classic bands in their early days (the late '70's) as they laid the groundwork for 80's rock and pop.

Message in the Bible

We contact God through prayer; He contacts us through His Word. But biblical truth hits everybody differently. You may be driven to tears while the person next to you thinks it's too much information. If the years have caused you to fall out of practice, it's all right for you to admit that you may need to re-familiarize yourself with its contents after all this time.

Cunning is the Devil

Satan is clever, but he loves to see humans being made into fools. He might use power, money, or a pretty woman as his bait. He'll tell you you're no good if it'll get you to jump off a ledge, but he'll tell you you're good enough if it'll keep you from coming to Christ. Whatever lie it takes - he wants you D.O.A. right now and on fire on judgment day.

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Message in the Bible Message in a Bottle The Police
Cunning is the Devil Runnin' with the Devil Van Halen


Garden My Heart / You've Got a Text



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Released in early July, our 14th single of 2016 spoofs hits from the early 70's and 80's.

Garden My Heart

In Hosea 10:12, God says to "break up your fallow ground." Take another scripture, Jeremiah 4:3, and it all becomes clear; He's talking about our lives, not our fields. We should take Him to heart, figuratively and literally. If your shovel gives you trouble because the ground is hardened, find another tool - the marvelous sword of the Spirit, the Word of God.

You've Got a Text

Receiving texts is an everyday occurrence, but how sweet it is to get one from God. The text says you should call Him, and He sent it three times (Joel 2:32, Acts 2:21, Romans 10:13). Though written long ago and far away, it still applies today. Whether you're up on the roof, on a country road, or even in another country like Mexico, your call will go through.

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Garden My Heart Harden My Heart Quarterflash
You've Got a Text You've Got a Friend James Taylor


Killing My Suffering with His Son / Beggar's Feet



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Released in late June, our 13th single of 2016 spoofs two of the biggest ballads of the 70's.

Killing My Suffering with His Son

Remember the first time ever you saw your faith in Christ grow to where you began to maybe feel like making Him Lord of your life wasn't out of the question? If you haven't done it yet, do what you gotta do; don't make Him wait too long. The closer you get to Jesus, the more you'll see him as an oasis in a dry land, just like the woman at the well.

Beggar's Feet

Peter and John star in this song on the way to Temple, where they see a lame man stuck in the middle of the Beautiful Gate, wasting away, waiting for the day they'd arrive. Standing at the gate, Peter knew it was the right moment to act (it's the Book of Acts, after all), something he'd do right down the line from city to city, whether rulers thought it right or wrong.

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Killing My Suffering with His Son Killing Me Softly with His Song Roberta Flack
Beggar's Feet Baker Street Gerry Rafferty


Minor League



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Our 32nd CD, Minor League, was released in June 2016. It features 12 parodies of classic rock songs, and each is about one of the Minor Prophets, the last 12 books of the Old Testament.

1. Hosea - Josie - Steely Dan
2. It's Still Got the Joel You Need - It's Still Rock and Roll to Me - Billy Joel
3. Amos - Layla - Derek and the Dominos
4. Obed-Edom, Obadiah - Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da - The Beatles
5. Man on the Run - Band on the Run - Paul McCartney & Wings
6. Micah - Rock On - David Essex
7. What's in Nahum - What's Your Name - Lynyrd Skynyrd
8. Reading Habakkuk - Radioactive - The Firm
9. Cousin Zephaniah - Cuts Like a Knife - Bryan Adams
10. Haggai Led the Way - Baby, I Love Your Way - Peter Frampton
11. The Man They Call Zechariah - Magic Carpet Ride - Steppenwolf
12. Malachi - Abacab - Genesis


Amos / Malachi



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Released in early June, our 12th single of 2016 spoofs rockers from the 70's and 80's.

Amos

To tell the truth, we've done this song before in a simpler form, but we want to keep on growing as a band, so we looked for a way to expand upon it before it's too late for us to play and sing like that any day we want. It's one of an assortment of songs we've ever done twice, but we've never before reprised a parody to such electrifying effect.

Malachi

If you skimmed from Genesis to Revelation, you might recall Malachi as a man on the corner at the Old Testament's dividing line, that's all. But the important truths he shared were many, too many to list here. For the next 400 years, people were looking for someone who'd fulfill his prophecies. If you're still looking, there must be some misunderstanding.

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Amos Layla Derek and the Dominos
Malachi Abacab Genesis


Micah / Obed-Edom, Obadiah



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Released in late May, our 11th single of 2016 spoofs classic rock songs from the 60's and 70's.

Micah

Hey, kids, we know you might not jump up and down over a new Micah song after "Micah No. 5" and "Try Micah," but they're Christmas tunes about Micah 5:2, and Micah's more than a winter's tale. So where do we go from here? We're still looking for a tool that'll teach you the whole book, but we're gonna make you a start with Micah 6:8.

Obed-Edom, Obadiah

Obadiah's oracle ordains the outcome of Esau's age-old rivalry with Jacob, but wait before you start flying through the Word looking for it. You can't do that, because you'll miss it if you don't slow down. Yes, it is the shortest of the Bible's B.C. books, but every little thing God said is vital, and we're sure He'd love you to read Obadiah, too.

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Micah Rock On David Essex
Obed-Edom, Obadiah Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da The Beatles


Barak & Deborah / It's Still Got the Joel You Need



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Released in early May, our 10th single of 2016 spoofs two #1 hits of the early 80's.

Barak & Deborah

We've already serenaded you with songs about Samson, Gideon, Jephthah, and Ehud. Here's something special for Deborah and Barak, the other big stars of the Book of Judges (chapters number 4 and number 5). The stakes were high, but they sacrificed it all, fighting evil in the brave new world of Canaan and giving Israel something to believe in.

It's Still Got the Joel You Need

It's hard to find stranger folks than God's prophets. He's got a way of using people who speak out with unnerving honesty and won't cave in to peer pressure, though skeptics call their words mere fantasies and delusions. And so it was with the son of Pethuel, keeping the faith of Israel focused on God even with locusts moving in like a storm front.

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Barak & Deborah Abracadabra Steve Miller Band
It's Still Got the Joel You Need It's Still Rock and Roll to Me Billy Joel


Romantic Letter / Holy Land



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Released in late April, our ninth single of 2016 spoofs the debut hits of two pop/rock groups -- one from the 60's and one from the 90's -- whose lead singers would go on to further fame.

Romantic Letter

Paul's epistle to the Romans is God's love letter to us. It can touch your soul deep within. You might say, "I read it in church," but personal study of Romans has changed many lives, including Augustine, Luther, and the Wesleys. We've got a hole in our souls only Jesus can fill. When He does that, people are gonna talk, but happy times await.

Holy Land

Moses led Israel out of Egypt, but Joshua would be the one to lead them into Canaan, because of Moses' sad caper at Meribah. With 40 years of wilderness in their rear view, it seems so strange the Israelites finally entered such a short time after Moses' goodbye. But this was a generation of true believers. Alas, it wouldn't be like that for long.

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Romantic Letter The Letter The Box Tops
Holy Land Hold My Hand Hootie & the Blowfish


What's in Nahum / Hosea



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Released in early April, our eighth single of 2016 features songs about the prophets Hosea and Nahum. Although they prophesied about 100 years apart from each other, the songs we spoofed were originally on albums released only three weeks apart from each other.

What's in Nahum

God gave Jonah a simple mandate to preach against Nineveh, but learned scholars know it was Nahum who pronounced Nineveh's final doom, over a century later. Nineveh repented after Jonah but came back for a second helping of sin. It would be the last rebellion on their part; God wouldn't let the vicious cycle of things going on continue.

Hosea

Hosea heads the list of Minor Prophets, but only a fool would say that he had a glamorous profession. And his wife's job was truly dirty work. With his old school values, you wouldn't have pegged him to marry her. But he was following God's orders, trying to be a positive influence on a negative girl, illustrating God's love for His unfaithful people.

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What's in Nahum What's Your Name Lynyrd Skynyrd
Hosea Josie Steely Dan


Haggai Led the Way / Reading Habakkuk



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Released in late March, our seventh single of 2016 features songs about two Minor Prophets whose names each begin with "Ha" by spoofing two artists whose names each begin with "F."

Haggai Led the Way

Do you feel like we don't have enough songs for the little guy? Now you don't have to worry; here's one for Haggai. His book has two chapters, breaking all the rules set by other small books in the Bible (five have one chapter, seven have three). It's a plain shame many haven't heard of him, but we'll show you the way he inspired the Jews in 520 B.C.

Reading Habakkuk

Habakkuk was so vexed by his nation's moral decay that he prayed for justice. It was closer than he realized, but that didn't guarantee his satisfaction with the outcome. Judah couldn't live in peace when all the Babylonian king's horses and men came to tear down the walls of Jerusalem. But the righteous would live by faith (Habakkuk 2:4).

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Haggai Led the Way Baby, I Love Your Way Peter Frampton
Reading Habakkuk Radioactive The Firm


Doves in Snakes' Clothing



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Our 31st CD, Doves in Snakes' Clothing, was released in March 2016. It features 12 parodies of classic rock songs that have never appeared on CD before.

1. Cöstly Trüth - Dr. Feelgood - Mötley Crüe
2. Try and Try Again - Flying High Again - Ozzy Osbourne
3. A Fool Can Sound Intelligent - Fooled Around and Fell in Love - Elvin Bishop
4. I Can't Escape - I Can't Explain - The Who
5. Lily-White Boy - Dirty White Boy - Foreigner
6. Jephthah You Needed - Just What I Needed - The Cars
7. Complain - Cocaine - Eric Clapton
8. Brash, Impulsive - Brass in Pocket - The Pretenders
9. Rose Up - Roller - April Wine
10. Manifold - Centerfold - The J. Geils Band
11. Hell is Warmer - L.A. Woman - The Doors
12. Schoolhouse (for Prophets) - School's Out - Alice Cooper


Easter / Schoolhouse



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Released in mid-March, our sixth single of 2016 features parodies of two songs from the 70's by artists whose names start with "Co," but that's where their similarities end.

Easter

For many, the natural highlight of the year is still Christmas, but Christ's death and resurrection are truly more important than HIs birth. Thankfully, Easter isn't like Christmas, where you are so busy running with an endless list of gifts you need to find a sale on that you can't slow down to reflect. Oh, no, that's what Lent is for. After that, we celebrate.

Schoolhouse (for Prophets)

The term "school of the prophets" may be pretty obscure for you and me, but years ago it referred to some folks taught by Samuel, Elijah, Elisha, et al. Elisha's students elected to build a bigger meeting place and asked him to come help. During construction, an ax head flew off into the water, and Elisha made it float. But what could he do about poisoned stew?

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Easter Easy The Commodores
Schoolhouse (for Prophets) School's Out Alice Cooper


The Man They Call Zechariah / Doubter



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Released in late February, our fifth single of 2016 spoofs rock songs from the late '60's and early 90's.

The Man They Call Zechariah

Ever read Zechariah? It's never too late to check out the Old Testament's penultimate prophet. If you push yourself to read the whole Bible, you'll get from here to there eventually. You're bound to be wowed by his messianic and apocalyptic prophecies, which give new meaning to the term "night vision." They're not some sleeping, dreaming fool's fantasy.

Doubter

Poor Doubting Thomas. How would you like to screw up once and go the next 2000 years with that black mark in the eyes of mankind? But Thomas was a much better man than that. After he saw Christ alive, off he went to places like Babylon and India to preach the Gospel, with a faith in Christ so deep he eventually died a martyr.

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The Man They Call Zechariah Magic Carpet Ride Steppenwolf
Doubter Daughter Pearl Jam


Angels & Demons



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Released in mid-February, our fourth single of 2016, discusses the past and present activity of angels and the future fate of the devil.

Manifold

Do you remember when Joshua met the commander of God's angel army before the battle of Jericho? He must've gotten lots of encouragement and come back filled with faith to strengthen him till the walls came tumblin' down. Elijah's servant also learned that angels could be concealed weapons (2 Kings 6). What about today? See Hebrews 1:14.

Hell is Warmer

Ask the average person where the devil is, and odds are five-to-one they'll say "hell." But he's roaming the earth (1 Pet. 5:8; Job 1:7, 2:2). Summer's almost gone, though, and he's waiting for the Son of God to send him into the Lake of Fire, where hell and death will also be sent, when the music's over at the end of the night. Tell all the people.

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Manifold Centerfold The J. Geils Band
Hell Is Warmer L.A. Woman The Doors


ApologetiX Songbook

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Man on the Run / These Books God Made You're Mockin'



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Released in late January, our third single of 2016 spoofs #1 hits from both the 60's and 70's.

Man on the Run

Too many people miss this: God sent a whale to save Jonah, not scare him. God is somebody who cares about even the disobedient. The Ninevites were so bad Jonah didn't want them to repent, so he tried to run a million miles away. But God forgave both Jonah and the Ninevites, who decided to listen to what the man said in the end.

These Books God Made You're Mockin'

Here we go again: you turn on the TV, and they're saying something stupid about the Bible. Critics of Christianity can get quite nasty with a laughing face. But the cruel war against God's Word has been going on for so long; it didn't start in our time or in the last 100 years. And it won't end till the return of Christ. But that ought to cure their doubts.

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Man on the Run Band on the Run Paul McCartney & Wings
These Books God Made You're Mockin' These Boots Are Made for Walkin' Nancy Sinatra


Bought by the Egyptians / Rose Up



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Released in mid-January, our second single of 2016 features parodies of hits by an A-list group and a B-list group ... literally. In fact, one group comes right after ApologetiX on the A-list.

Bought by the Egyptians

What a life Joseph had! No wonder they made it a musical: hero takes a fall for something he didn't do, loses everything, appears to crash and burn, but keeps following God and achieves eternal fame. Remember that when things are getting out of hand. With God there's always more than meets the eye. Even in the real world, some dreams come true.

Rose Up

The earliest Easter on record was March 22. The latest? April 25. It could have been a late day this year, but it's March 27, so it may snow. But we won't whine, because it's also the band's 24th anniversary, and we like to rock our ugly Easter sweaters. The date varies, but the message stays the same: Jesus rose up, and He'll raise us.

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Bought by the Egyptians Walk Like and Egyptian The Bangles
Rose Up Roller April Wine


Lotsa Versions / Brash, Impulsive



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Released in early January, our first single of 2016 features parodies of two of the leading ladies of pop and rock:

Lotsa Versions

It's no secret there are many translations of the Bible, but don't get hung up on that. If you look deeper and deeper, you'll see they contain the same books, chapters, and verses (with rare exceptions). It's not some inaccurate collection of borderline bedtime stories. Comparing various versions, we get a better idea of what the original text meant.

Brash, Impulsive

You've heard that famous message of love in 1 Corinthians 13 many times since you were a kid. Nevertheless, the lovers of today could learn a lot from it. Sure, love's a mystery, but that precious passage is packed with descriptions of what love is and isn't, so you don't get it wrong. But what are you going to do about it? Show me, don't tell me.

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Lotsa Versions Like a Virgin Madonna
Brash, Impulsive Brass in Pocket The Pretenders


Jephthah You Needed / Complain



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Released in mid-December, our 23rd single of 2015 features parodies of two late-70's rock staples, one from the new wave and one from an old fave:

Jephthah You Needed

When we mention the book of Judges, you might think of Gideon or Samson, but don't just stop there. Jephthah gets two chapters and is also commended in Hebrews 11 for his faith, which helped drive Israel on to victory against the Ammonites. Let's go to Judges 11 and 12 and see what all the fuss was about.

Complain

Life has its ups and downs. Things may appear wonderful tonight, but awful after midnight. Still, the Bible says the Lord can use adversity to accomplish great things in our lives. It's the way that you use it that determines the outcome. Sometimes the hand of God seems slow to act, but trust in His promises. He can't stand it when we complain.

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Jephthah You Needed Just What I Needed The Cars
Complain Cocaine Eric Clapton


Lily-White Boy / Separate Days (to Worship God)



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Released in early December, our 22nd single of 2015 features parodies of two classic rock hits, from 1979 and 1983. Ironically, the two bands we spoofed would both reach the pinnacle of their success directly in the middle of those two years; each had their only #1 album in 1981.

Lily-White Boy

The Pharisee in Jesus' parable in Luke 18 feels like the first time he ever sinned hasn't happened yet. He doesn't realize his urgent need for grace. His prayers are cold as ice and he's a long, long way from Heaven. We may look good on the outside, but God has inside information. If you lift yourself up, He'll put you back where you belong.

Separate Days

Should Christians faithfully observe the Sabbath just the same way Moses commanded the Israelites? Some folks are still feelin' that way. Others believe you can worship anytime - any day you want it. Romans 14 welcomes both with open arms. This song discusses reasons for the early church's departure from the Sabbath to Sunday.

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Lily-White Boy Dirty White Boy Foreigner
Separate Days (to Worship God) Separate Ways (Worlds Apart) Journey


Anteater / Faithless Love



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Released in late November, our 21st single of 2015 spoofs divergent duos from the early '80's:

Anteater

Use your imagination and think how it must have been back when Adam interacted with God one on one, before becoming a family man. It's a laugh to ponder Adam's reaction when seeing certain animals for the first time. Despite the creature comforts, God decided Adam had been alone too long, and it was time to form a duo with Eve.

Faithless Love

Next time you're on social media, consider this: where did our love go? Be careful what you post in the space between saying hello and waving goodbye or they'll come after you in the night with torches. People are so insecure about their souls inside that they put up barriers. When society tries to eliminate faith, can love be far behind?

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Anteater Maneater Hall & Oates
Faithless Love Tainted Love Soft Cell


I Went in the Stream / Iran



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Released in early November, our 20th single of 2015 spoofs two songs that demonstrate distinctly different aspects of the early 80's.

I Went in the Stream

Pardon us for asking, but looking back through the years, do you recall when you dedicated your life to Christ? No matter what condition you were in - cowardly like Gideon or bold like Joshua -- a true encounter with God's real love will turn you around. In baptism, we publicly declare we're starting over again, having been saved by grace through faith.

Iran (So Far Away)

In ancient times, God's mode of telecommunication was to tell a prophet to communicate His messages, but He added some space-age special effects before the fall of Babylon. The writing was on the wall (literally); no amount of wishing could undo it. Invaders came over the border from Media-Persia and that was the end. Note: Media-Persia was located in the area that is now known as Iran. This is a song about ancient Media-Persia, not modern-day Iran.

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I Went in the Stream Islands in the Stream Kenny Rogers & Dolly Parton
Iran (So Far Away) I Ran (So Far Away) A Flock of Seagulls


Keep on Loving Ruth / Clothing Time



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Released in late October, our 19th single of 2015 features parodies about two Biblical couples heading in opposite directions:

Keep on Loving Ruth

Every now and then, it's nice to read a good love story. Love took its sweet time finding Boaz, but wheels were turning behind the scenes. All heaven broke loose when he met Ruth, a girl with a heart of gold, moving to Israel from Moab. They'd both find love in the future. So always be prepared for God - in season and out of season.

Clothing Time

When Adam and Eve gave into temptation, they had no one else to blame. The forbidden fruit looked delicious, but eating it created a great divide between God and man. Obviously, God wasn't completely pleased with their falling into sin, but it didn't surprise Him, either. In fact, He'd already had the plan of salvation all worked out.

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Keep on Loving Ruth Keep on Loving You REO Speedwagon
Clothing Time Closing Time Semisonic


Christ's Wedding / I Can't Escape



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Released in early October, our 18th single of 2015 features parodies of two legendary British rock acts that are still touring today.

Christ's Wedding

Was Jesus secretly married to Mary Magdalene? No, but He has chosen a bride (Revelation 19 and 21) and has a big wedding planned (Matthew 22 and 25). Although the rebels yell, to get into Christ's wedding you need to be a lover of the Truth and forsake idols. For more info, read the Book that rocked the cradle of civilization.

I Can't Escape

As Psalm 139 explains, you can't run from God anyway, anyhow, anywhere. Nevertheless, some people try to ignore him, and they'll try to ignore you, too, if you go from a being a seeker to a finder. Who are you to tell them what to believe? It's hard when they join together against you, but shouldn't you relay the truth? You'd better, you bet!

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Christ's Wedding White Wedding Billy Idol
I Can't Escape I Can't Explain The Who


Strance Cat, But... / A Fool Can Sound Intelligent



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Released in late-September, our 17th single of 2015 features parodies of two songs that went to #3 on the Billboard pop charts - one in the 70's and one in the 80's.

Strange Cat, But ...

When you come to Christ, friends may say you're off your rocker and make up phantom excuses to avoid hearing you rant and rave about Him. Keep sharing John 3:16 and 17 and don't stand in their way if they're too hip and gotta go. The Christian life isn't built for speed; it's built to last. If they don't believe you now, they may come around later.

A Fool Can Sound Intelligent

It sure feels good when others say you're smart. It's a feeling we all like (not that we're fishing for compliments). But some folks let it flow straight to their ego, never thanking the true Source. They holler and shout "there is no God!" But intelligence and wisdom are different things. You can have one without the other, but you can't have either without God.

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Strange Cat, But... Stray Cat Strut The Stray Cats
A Fool Can Sound Intelligent Fooled Around and Fell in Love Elvin Bishop


Cöstly Trüth / Try and Try Again



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Released in mid-September, our 16th single of 2015 features parodies of two legendary metal acts:

Cöstly Trüth

Hedonism's relentless pursuit of pleasure leaves you enslaved to all bad things with your face (and body) buried in the dirt, without you ever finding true satisfaction. You'll feel good for about a minute, but not about yourself. Tired of the same old situation? Time for change? Ask Jesus to help you kick the stuff that's hardening your heart.

Try and Try Again

Time after time, you try to conquer certain sins, but can't seem to get over the mountain. You're so tired of failing that you want to scream, with no more tears left to cry, but you're no different than other believers. Crazy as it seems, you can train yourself to overcome this with God's help (1 Cor. 9:27, 10:13). If at first you don't succeed …

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Cöstly Trüth Dr. Feelgood Mötley Crüe
Try and Try Again Flying High Again Ozzy Osbourne


Nicky / I Love Apostle Paul



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Released in late-August, our 15th single of 2015 features another double dose of parodies of 80's ladies:

Nicky

Most people know Nicodemus from John 3, where Jesus talked about being born again. But if you take that Bible off the mantle, he's also in John 7, defending Jesus to other Pharisees, and John 19, bringing ointment made from herbs for Jesus' burial. Nobody knows for sure, but those verses hint that he may have taken Jesus' words to heart.

I Love Apostle Paul

The Bible gives unvarnished accounts of its heroes. Wanna touch on an example? It doesn't hide the bad reputation and dirty deeds of the notorious Saul of Tarsus. But Christ brought the light of day into his dark heart. He made up for his misspent youth, preaching the pure and simple Gospel, and wound up on the hit list of his former (fake) friends.

Note: "I Love Apostle Paul" is a brand-new version of the ApologetiX classic, with female vocals. Once you hear it, you'll hate yourself for loving our old version.

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Nicky Micky Toni Basil
I Love Apostle Paul I Love Rock 'N Roll Joan Jett & the Blackhearts


I Dealt with You / Could He Choose You



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Released in mid-August, our 14th single of 2015 features parodies of two new-wave pop hits from the early 80's.

I Dealt with You

Jesus didn't mention a pot of gold at the rainbow's end, but He did liken the kingdom of heaven to a man who gave everything to buy one precious pearl. You don't have to be a deep-sea diver or head across the sea to find that pearl; it's gathering dust in the Bible on many modern bookshelves. Check Matthew 13, right after chapter 12.

Could He Choose You

Are you good enough for God? Maybe you're desperate to be delivered from your sins, but do you stand a serious chance of getting into Heaven? Is there room at the top for you? The Bible says all of the human beings since Adam have sinned, except Jesus, but by His stripes we are healed. He chooses us because of His goodness, not ours.

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I Dealt with You I Melt with You Modern English
Could He Choose You Goody Two Shoes Adam Ant


Talking Inner Peace / To Be Rebuked



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Released in early August, our 13th single of 2015 features parodies of a new-wave pop hit from the early 80's and a power ballad from the early 90's.

Talking Inner Peace

People do a lot of talking about inner peace, but when you look in their eyes, do you see it? Do you know how to make it last so it's forever yours, even when burdens get hung on you and aggravations start digging on you, or in the heat of trouble when unexpected disasters rock you up? There are a million paths to peace, but only one gets you there.

To Be Rebuked

Nobody likes to be rebuked, so many of us won't confront others who wind us up. It's a wild world already; we'd rather avoid the static and just get over it rather than bump heads. What if we talked to the person rather than about them? The actual size of our problems might not be as big. Just take our hard-learned advice and read Matthew 18:15.

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Talking Inner Peace Talking In Your Sleep The Romantics
To Be Rebuked To Be with You Mr. Big


Treading on Poisonous Scorpions



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Released in early-July, our 12th single of 2015 features parodies of songs from two hard-rockin' bands that first hit it big in the 1980's and are still touring today.

Drop Your Knife and Hurry, Man

Although Abraham was willing to sacrifice his son, God sent him an angel to prevent that. When Isaac got wind of the change in plans, he was no doubt relieved. But another Son would make the sacrifice no one like you or me or Isaac could. Abraham had said God would provide the lamb, and He did - on Mount Moriah and on Mount Calvary.

Unfinished Job

Sometimes we don't act like the Great Commission was all that great. Go into all the world? We have a hard time sharing the Gospel with people who speak our native tongue, even our own flesh and blood. We talk churchy to fellow Christians, but once outside, how many of us will open up and say the Bible is something we believe in?

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Drop Your Knife and Hurry, Man Rock You Like a Hurricane The Scorpions
Unfinished Job Unskinny Bop Poison


Tufftumbling / Patients



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Released in late-June, our 11th single of 2015 features parodies of an 80's metal ballad and a 90's one-hit wonder:

Tuffutmbling

One day you're on top of the world, the next you're an outsider. One by one, we all face trials. The big issue is how we react when things hit hard. You can suffer amnesia, forgetting who you are in Jesus Christ, or you can bathe yourself in Word of God, remembering that "though the righteous fall seven times, they rise again." (Proverbs 24:16).

Patients

Sin is a like a disease. For treatment, we can go to the Great Physician (and get better) or Dr. Feelgood (and wind up in a coma with a DNR). It's so easy to worry what others think about you as you warn them. If the world says you're crazy and beating a dead horse, don't cry. You ain't the first, and even if one in a million gets saved, it's worth it.

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Tufftumbling Tubthumping Chumbawamba
Patients Patience Guns N' Roses


We Got the Feet / Sheba



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Released in mid-June, our tenth single of 2015 features parodies of two feminine favorites from the 80's.

We Got the Feet

Peter would never forget that day Jesus washed his feet. He wasn't exactly head over heels with the idea. It threw him a curve; he was shocked. But God prepares our feet to bring good news to the nations, and it's no time to take a vacation. If our lips are sealed and we don't get up and go, how will they hear? (Romans 10:14-15). Will you go? Yes or no?

Sheba

When the Queen of Sheba first heard about Solomon, she thought, "Yeah, yeah, whatever." But after receiving rave reports time after time, she had a change of heart: "What's going on? Maybe he'll know the answers to my questions." Traveling all through the night, she witnessed his wisdom in person at last and realized why he's so unusual.

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We Got the Feet We Got the Beat The Go-Go's
Sheba She Bop Cyndi Lauper


Desperate Queen / Psalms Come True



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Released in early June, our ninth single of 2015 features parodies of two #1 pop songs from the 70's.

Desperate Queen

When Persia's king needed a queen, the name of the girl he chose was Esther, but shortly after she said "I do," his prime minister began plotting her people's demise. Esther's cousin Mordecai sent an S.O.S., telling her they'd soon be under attack. Because she decided to take a chance and speak up, her story and her people live on and on and on.

Psalms Come True

It's easy to thank the Lord for the nice times, but life isn't just a bowl of cherries, even if you're a believer. The Psalms teach us that - and this: when things don't look rosy and your life's on the rocks, the good Lord loves you and things can turn around quickly. So keep praying and turn on the lamp of God's word and let it light up your heart.

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Desperate Queen Dancing Queen ABBA
Psalms Come True Song Sung Blue Neil Diamond


He Spoke / Act Selfless



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Released in mid-May, our eighth single of 2015 features parodies of songs from both ends of the 80's. In fact, one of them carried over into the beginning of the 90's. Both were by solo artists — male and female.

He Spoke

The Bible tells us how it all began, but everybody wants you to believe in the Big Bang and evolution, with the first signs of life emerging from a primordial soup. God said "Let there be light," but they prefer to stay in the dark. They've got their eye on you, so don't say no if you don't want them to get angry. Unless, of course, you prefer to tell the truth.

Act Selfless

In our world and our times, you love who you love because they love you. But we've still got this thing called the Bible that says love is much more than that. The Lord commands us to love our neighbor as ourselves, but being selfish is bad for you. If you want to be a true disciple, you must even love your enemies — not just the people who love you!

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He Spoke The Stroke Billy Squier
Act Selfless Black Velvet Alannah Myles


Pharaoh-noid / Fight For Your Right to Parody



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Released in early-May 2015, our seventh single of 2015 features parodies of two groups we've never spoofed before - one from the 70's and one from the 80's:

Pharaoh-noid

This song recounts the Ten Plagues in order from Pharaoh's perspective, as he shrugs off each warning God sends. In his megalomania, Pharaoh thought he was master of the Israelites, but in reality, he was a pawn. Even his wizards couldn't ward off the plagues, and eventually the hand of doom had struck down all of the firstborn of Egypt.

Fight for Your Right to Parody

Welcome to the Christian parody biz. It's time to get illuminated on this new style, so check it out. Say hello to all your nasty critics. It's a sure shot you'll face triple trouble -- from anti-rock preachers, anti-Christian secularists, and anti-parody snobs who think rhyming with the original is just stealing somebody's song. Something's got to give. Will it be you?

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Pharaoh-noid Paranoid Black Sabbath
Fight For Your Right to Parody Fight For Your Right (to Party) The Beastie Boys


A Source with No Name / Be Like David Was



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Released in mid-April, our sixth single of 2015 features parodies of two rock acts who had hits in the 70's and the 80's.

A Source with No Name

Take a peek at a Bible commentary and you'll see that scholars aren't sure who wrote the Epistle to the Hebrews. The letter is silent about that but harbors no secrets about Jesus' identity, demonstrating His superiority to the angels, Moses, and levitical priests. Consequently, it stresses repeatedly that today's the day to ask Him into our hearts.

Be Like David Was

King David was a straight shooter, and not just with a slingshot - read his Psalms! If you needed somebody as a role model for prayer, you ought to consider David before moving on to anybody besides Jesus. If you can't get enough of David, the Bible's the place to go. He's mentioned more times than anybody besides Jesus. How about that?

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A Source with No Name A Horse with No Name America
Be Like David Was Feel Like Makin' Love Bad Company


Let's End the Fight Together / Addicted to Christ



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Released in early-April, our fifth single of 2015 features parodies of two bands from the sixties that continue to impact millions today.

Let's End the Fight Together

If you have a relationship that's been shattered by an argument, don't miss your opportunity to reconcile before you're out of time (Eph. 4:26-27). Instead of waiting on a friend to make the first move, make sure you ain't too proud to beg for forgiveness, even if you have mixed emotions (Matt. 5:23-26). God will come to your emotional rescue.

Addicted to Christ

We all fight addictions or temptations. We'd like to think we can work it out, but you can't do that without help. When people try to go cold turkey without Jesus, even if they seem to be getting better, they still have a God-shaped hole they'll try to fill with something else. So the girl in this song says, "I don't want to spoil the party, but I'll follow the Son."

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Let's End the Fight Together Let's Spend the Night Together The Rolling Stones
Addicted to Christ Ticket to Ride The Beatles


Too Wicked for Paradise / Scars



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Released in late February, our fourth single of 2015 features parodies of a classic rocker from the late 70's and a new-wave hit from the early 80's.

Too Wicked for Paradise

One of the men crucified with Christ asked Jesus to remember him when He came into His kingdom. That criminal realized he had no control over his fate and nothing to lose. But eternal life was right there for the taking. Jesus told the criminal that if he wanted to go back with Him, He'd take him home that very night.

Scars

What was it like when the resurrected Christ first appeared to His disciples in the midst of a locked room? Were his friends shocked? The moment was definitely electric! To make certain they knew He wasn't some ghost or replica, Jesus showed them the scars from His crucifixion. Then they felt a new wave of relief and were overjoyed.

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Too Wicked for Paradise Two Tickets to Paradise Eddie Money
Scars Cars Gary Numan


Magdalena / Although None Could Watch An Hour



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Released in early-February, our third single of 2015 features parodies of a pop smash from the 90ís and a classic rock standard from the 60ís.

Magdalena

Over 500 different people would see Jesus alive in the 40 days after His resurrection ó enough to fill a small arena ó but Mary Magdalene was #1 on the list. This song relates that encounter and the skeptical reaction of the Apostles. But once Peter and John saw the empty grave, they couldn't dance around the facts.

Although None Could Watch an Hour

This song describes the experience of Jesus and His disciples in Gethsemane. Peter, James, and John fell asleep in their Masterís hour of need. Nevertheless, Christ demonstrated His boldest love, agreeing to face the cross alone. Meanwhile, Judas and the religious authorities had marshaled the troops who would take Jesus away.

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Magdalena Macarena Los Del Rio
Although None Could Watch an Hour All Along the Watchtower Jimi Hendrix


Sa-Maria / Resist Him



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Released in late-January, our second single of 2015 features parodies of a rock classic from the 70ís and a country hit from the 90ís that was originally a pop hit in the 70ís.

Sa-Maria

Although they shared a borderline and some common ancestry, Jews didnít associate with Samaritans. But Jesus was about to rock their world with brand-new manners. Not only did He make a Samaritan man the hero in one of His parables, He even started a conversation with a Samaritan woman ... who had been married five times!

Resist Him

Rumors of the devilís demise are greatly exaggerated; evidence of his activity is everywhere. But as long as you follow the Bible and donít go your own way, you can break the chains heís used to hold you and hypnotize you. Donít believe his little lies; the dreams he promises are just a mirage. Resist the devil, and he will flee from you. Donít stop!

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Sa-Maria My Maria Brooks & Dunn
Resist Him Rhiannon Fleetwood Mac


Journey to Asia



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Released in mid-January, our first single of 2015 features parodies of two '80s songs you can still hear on classic-rock radio today.

Stone Him Rough

When an angry mob stoned Stephen, they laid their coats down at the feet of Saul, who welcomed them with open arms. Once the crowd went their separate ways, Saul began persecuting Christians. Still, the ride to Damascus changed him into the Apostle Paul, and -- after the fall of the scales that had blinded his eyes -- he preached Jesus faithfully.

Jesus and Moses

In Deuteronomy 18:15, Moses said, "The Lord your God will raise up for you a prophet like me from among you, from your fellow Israelites. You must listen to him." But verse 34:10 says, "Since then, no prophet has risen in Israel like Moses," even though Joshua had already become Israel's next leader. If not Joshua, then who? Only time would tell.

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Stone Him Rough Stone in Love Journey
Jesus and Moses Heat of the Moment Asia


Peace and Quiet



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Released in late-December, our final single of 2014 closes out the year with a little "Peace and Quiet." Or does it?

Come on, Heal the Boy

The man's son was in critical condition, foaming at the mouth, gnashing his teeth, and throwing himself to the ground. Modern-day skeptics might think it was a matter of mental health, but his father knew he wasn't crazy; it was demon possession. Enter Jesus. Exit demon.

God of Peace

God is referred to as the "God of Peace" five times in the New Testament, but that doesn't mean He'll take it easy on the devil. Romans 16:20 says He'll soon take the devil and crush him under your feet. In the meantime, He won't let Satan take you beyond your limits.

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Come on, Heal the Boy Cum On Feel the Noize Quiet Riot
God of Peace Peaceful Easy Feeling The Eagles


The Whole Darn Roof Leaks / Offer Your Prayer



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Released in mid-December, our latest single features parodies of a pop classic from the 60's and a Southern rock staple from the 80's.

The Whole Darn Roof Leaks

When it rains, it pours. Nevertheless, God has special purposes when you face forces beyond your control. This isn't about Noah, but just as God delivered him through the storm, He'll deliver you back where you belong. Don't get so caught up in your circumstances that you forget the rainbow at the end.

Offer Your Prayer

If you're concerned about the salvation of your loved ones in this deep and dark December, you're not alone. Jesus loves them more than you will know. He demonstrates that by putting believers like us in those people's lives to pray for them and to model His love.

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The Whole Darn Roof Leaks Hold On Loosely .38 Special
Offer Your Prayer Scarborough Fair / Canticle Simon & Garfunkel


Grinch Girl / Hanukkah



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Released at the end of November 2014, our latest single features two new parodies for the holiday season.

Grinch Girl

While some Christians have a cup of Christmas cheer that runneth over, others see it as half empty, citing commercialism and supposed pagan origins as reasons not to celebrate. The weather outside is frightful, so the last thing we need is a wet blanket. Let's bring joy to the world and focus on the Reason for the season.

Hanukkah

This is a parody of a song associated with Summer about a celebration associated with winter. Here's another paradox: Hanukkah is a Jewish holiday, but it's found in the New Testament, not the Old. So where did it come from? Listen and learn!

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Grinch Girl Rich Girl Hall & Oates
Hanukkah Hot Stuff Donna Summer


Must Seem Silly / Seek Out God to Be Free



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Released in late-October 2014, our newest single features parodies of two big hits from the 60's, although one has a 90's twist.

Must Seem Silly

Some of the loudest atheists are people who grew up in churchgoing families but took a detour somewhere down the road. They traded the picket fence for a picket sign, and a team of wild horses couldn't drag them back. Of course, going to church doesn't make you a committed Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a sports car.

Seek Out God to Be Free

Many people who use the phrase "the truth will set you free" don't know the source (Jesus) or the sentence it came from (John 8:32): "Then you will know the truth, and the truth will set you free." You need to know the truth to be set free. As Jesus explained: "I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me" (John 14:6).

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Must Seem Silly Mustang Sally Wilson Pickett / The Commitments
Seek Out God to Be Free People Got to Be Free The Rascals


Herman's Sermon / Feelin' Stronger in the Faith



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Released in early-October 2014, our latest single features parodies of two big groups from the 60's and 70's -- each with a frontman named Peter, just like the Apostles.

Herman's Sermon

In Exodus 3:14, God reveals His name to Moses. In John 8:58, Jesus uses that same name to refer to Himself. Coincidence? His audience didn't think so; they wanted to stone Him for blasphemy! But earlier in that same chapter, Jesus had plainly said "if you do not believe that I am he, you will indeed die in your sins" (John 8:24).

Feelin' Stronger in the Faith

It's one of the great paradoxes of the faith: the more we realize our need for Christ, the stronger we get. "For when I am weak, then I am strong" (2 Corinthians 12:10). "Though outwardly we are wasting away, yet inwardly we are being renewed day by day" (2 Corinthians 4:16).

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Herman's Sermon I'm Henry the VIII I Am Herman's Hermits
Feelin' Stronger in the Faith Feelin' Stronger Every Day Chicago


Another One Died for Us / Bad Case of Leprosy



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Released in late-September 2014, our latest single features parodies of two acts who had their first hits in the 70's, got bigger in the 80's, and were still charting into the early 1990's.

Another One Died for Us

This song's about substitutionary atonement -- how God sent Jesus to die in our place. If you're a person who wants to live forever, and you want to break free from your sins, come to Christ with a repentant heart, saying "Save me." You'll get the royal treatment from the King of Kings.

Bad Case of Leprosy

Cosmetic surgery is extremely popular. Some like it so much they get addicted, using it to fix every kind of perceived imperfection. But this song is about a man with more than a superficial desire to improve his appearance -- Naaman the leper, healed by Elisha the prophet in 2 Kings 5.

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Another One Died for Us Another One Bites the Dust Queen
Bad Case of Leprosy Bad Case of Loving You (Doctor, Doctor) Robert Palmer


Servin' the Father / Set Him Free



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Released in mid-September 2014, our latest single features parodies of two famous groups that were among our biggest influences ... and just about everybody else's.

Servin' the Father

The Bible tells us "Each of you should use whatever gift you have received to serve others, as faithful stewards of God's grace in its various forms" (I Peter 4:10). Of course, when we serve our brothers, we're ultimately servin' the Father.

Set Him Free

The Apostle Paul writes a letter to his old friend Philemon about a returning runaway slave named Onesimus who had become a Christian as a result of Paul's ministry. The aged apostle urges Philemon to accept Onesimus back "no longer as a slave, but better than a slave, as a dear brother."

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Servin' the Father Surfin' Safari The Beach Boys
Set Him Free Let It Be the Beatles


Proving My Religion / God's Own Son



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Released in late-August 2014, our latest single features newly recorded versions of two enormously popular songs from our early days. Fans have been begging us to redo them for years, and we've finally done it!

Proving My Religion

Here's something to always REMember as you stand in the place where you live: "But in your hearts revere Christ as Lord. Always be prepared to give an answer to everyone who asks you to give the reason for the hope that you have. But do this with gentleness and respect ..." (1 Peter 3:15).

God's Own Son

Even if you feel superunknown to the rest of the word, God knows and cares about you. Jesus says, "Come to me, all you who are weary and burdened, and I will give you rest." (Matthew 11:28). "For God did not send his Son into the world to condemn the world, but to save the world through him." (John 3:17).

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Proving My Religion Losing My Religion REM
God's Own Son Black Hole Sun Soundgarden


One in Three



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Released in mid-August 2014, One in Three features three parodies whose titles all start with the word "One." Sounds like a Jeopardy category, doesn't it? Of course, One in Three also alludes to the Trinity: one God in three Persons.

One More Wall

This parody about pulling down strongholds starts with Joshua but continues on to modern times. Whether it's in Jericho or Berlin, it's just one more wall for God to knock down.

One of These Guys

Set during the Last Supper, in this parody Jesus predicts that He will be betrayed by one of His apostles, denied by another, and abandoned by all.

One of Us Indeed

The original song we spoofed here asked the question, "What if God was one of us?" Well, He was! Some people just don't want to accept that fact or accept Him.

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One More Wall Wonderwall Oasis
One of These Guys One of These Nights The Eagles
One of Us Indeed One of Us Joan Osborne


Take Jude / Hit 'em with Your Slingshot



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Released in early-August 2014, this single features parodies of two killer B's (Beatles and Benatar). It's a tribute to the little guys, with songs that reference one of the smallest books in the Bible and the classic biblical underdog story.

Take Jude

Jude didn't have nearly as much to say as his half-brother, Jesus, or even his brother James. Jude's epistle is only one chapter long, making it one of the shortest books of the Bible. But we should still take his words seriously and "contend for the faith that was once for all entrusted to God's holy people" (Jude 1:3).

Hit 'em With Your Slingshot

We all know the story of David and Goliath, so we ought to apply the principles it teaches when the enemy sends giants against us in our own lives. Life is a battlefield, but we belong to the Lord, so hit 'em with your slingshot!

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Take Jude Hey Jude The Beatles
Hit 'em with Your Slingshot Hit Me with Your Best Shot Pat Benatar


Old Man / Fearful



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Released in mid-July 2014, this single is bold and brassy -- parodies of two #2 hits from the 60's and 70's, featuring our multi-talented sound man Greg Spack on guitar and bass, along with J., Jimmy, Chris, Hubie and a three-piece horn section.

Old Man

Growing old can give anybody the blues. But it ain't so bad when you have eternal life and you know this truth: "Though outwardly we are wasting away, yet inwardly we are being renewed day by day" (2 Cor. 4:16).

Fearful

In Isaiah 41:10, God tells His people, "So do not fear, for I am with you; do not be dismayed, for I am your God. I will strengthen you and help you; I will uphold you with my righteous right hand." He has not given us a spirit of fear, but of power, love, and a sound mind. (2 Tim. 1:7)

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Old Man Soul Man The Blues Brothers
Fearful Vehicle The Ides of March


You're So Plain / These Streams



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Released in early July 2014, this single is our first to feature all-female lead vocals on both parodies, sung by Elaine Heitzer and Keely Singer, two ladies who serve on the New Community Church worship team with ApologetiX lead singer J. Jackson.

You're So Plain

Isaiah prophesied that the Messiah would have "no beauty or majesty to attract us to him," but other things should have made His identity obvious.

These Streams

The Samaritan woman in John 4 recounts her story of sharing a drink with a Man unlike any other she'd ever met.

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You're So Plain You're So Vain Carly Simon
These Streams These Dreams Heart


W're Not Goin' to Canaan / Let's Redo The Music



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Released in late June 2014, this single is a family affair, with parodies of both sister (Twisted Sister) and brothers (Doobie Brothers).

We're Not Goin' to Canaan

Moses confronts the Israelites after they refuse to believe Joshua and Caleb and enter the Promised Land in Numbers 13:1-14:45.

Let's Redo the Music

Romans 12:2 says we should be transformed by the renewing of our minds. Here's a song about renewing the music of our minds.

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We're Not Goin' to Canaan We're Not Gonna Take It Twisted Sister
Let's Redo the Music Listen to the Music Doobie Brothers


Fly Like Ezekiel / Hell Smells



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Released in early June 2014, this single features parodies of two album-rock staples from the late-70's and early-80's that you can still hear any day on FM radio.

Fly Like Ezekiel

The prophet Ezekiel described numerous times when the Spirit of the Lord lifted him up and took him places in visions of God. Wouldn't you like to fly like Ezekiel?

Hell Smells

Don't believe the hype; Hell isn't the kind of place anybody would want to be -- not even the devil. The title of this song is an understatement.

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Fly Like Ezekiel Fly Like an Eagle Steve Miller Band
Hell Smells Hells Bells AC/DC


Goodnews / Talk and I'll Walk



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Released in late May 2014, this single features parodies of two classic #1 hits -- one from the 70's and one from the 80's. There's no way to dance around the fact that both of these tunes will get people up on their feet.

Goodnews

Everybody loves good news. This news is so good it can make a lame man walk and a religious man dance.

Talk and I'll Walk

A sick man at the pool of Bethesda learns about walking with Jesus ... both literally and figuratively.

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Goodnews Footloose Kenny Loggins
Talk and I'll Walk Crocodile Rock Elton John


Moose Tracks



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Released in early May 2014, Moose Tracks features the return of former ApologetiX drummer Bill "Moose" Rieger ... on lead guitar! Don't worry; Tom Tincha is still our official lead guitarist, but he graciously let Bill take over for the three songs on this EP.

Aaronic

Contrasts the priesthood of Aaron with that of Jesus, a high priest after the order of Melchizedek.

This Is from Paul

The Apostle Paul confronts the threat of legalism in his letter to the Galatians.

God Knows You've Tried

An encouraging message for Christians who fear they've failed God once (or many times) too often.

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Aaronic Ironic Alanis Morissette
This Is from Paul This Is a Call The Foo Fighters
God Knows You've Tried Slide The Goo Goo Dolls


Gimme Some Sign



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Released in late April 2014, Gimme Some Sign features parodies of three classic rock songs from the late sixties.

Some Sign from Above

The Pharisees demand a sign that Jesus was sent by God. Weren't His previous miracles enough?

Communion Ain't Just Bread Now

The Apostle Paul warns the church in Corinth not to eat the Lord's Supper in an unworthy manner.

Gimme Helper

The disciples wait for and receive "another Helper" whom Jesus had promised them -- the Holy Spirit.

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Some Sign from Above Sunshine of Your Love Cream
Communion Ain't Just Bread Now Communication Breakdown Led Zeppelin
Gimme Helper Gimme Shelter The Rolling Stones


Flirtin' with the Pastor / Jezebel



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Released in mid-April 2014, this single includes the first ApologetiX song ever to feature only female vocals -- a dose of ApologetiX: The Next Generation, with J.'s oldest daughter, Janna, singing and Bill "Moose" Rieger's son, Jake, playing bass. The other tune is a dose of classic southern rock with a message that should minister to pastors, elders and anybody else who is active in their local church.

Flirtin' with the Pastor

Don't be fooled by the title; it's nothing scandalous. This parody portrays the pastoral pitfalls of non-commital Christians.

Jezebel

Yes, we've talked about Jezebel before on "None Too Ladylike." But this song comes straight from the sorceress's mouth.

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Flirtin' with the Pastor Flirtin' with Disaster Molly Hatchet
Jezebel Just a Girl No Doubt


Rollin' in the Yeast / I Want That Crown



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Released in mid-March 2014, this single features parodies of two well-known artists from the 70's and 80's whom we've never spoofed before, even though both are in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.

Rollin' in the Yeast

Jesus warned his disciples: "Be on your guard against the yeast of the Pharisees and Sadducees." (Matthew 16:6). This song puts that message in a modern-day perspective.

I Want That Crown

Expounds on the theme of 1 Corinthians 9:24-25, where the Apostle Paul exhorts believers to run the race of life in such a way as to win the prize -- a crown that will last forever.

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Rollin' in the Yeast Reelin' in the Years Steely Dan
I Want That Crown I Won't Back Down Tom Petty


Devil Fell / Calling Dr. Luke



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This single features two heavy-hitting parodies from the 70's and 80's.

Devil Fell

Describes the devil's battle plan and his fall to earth (Revelation 12:7-12). Also explains that the Bible says his servants can disguise themselves as angels of light (2 Corinthians 11:14).

Calling Dr. Luke

The beloved physician discusses his two best-known literary works: the Gospel According to Luke and the Acts of the Apostles.

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Devil Fell Rebel Yell Billy Idol
Calling Dr. Luke Calling Dr. Love KISS


Such Impressive Loving Smart Close Friends / With Little Help from My Friends



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This single features two humorous parodies about the Old Testament story of Job. Oh, you didn't know Job could be funny?

Such Impressive Loving Smart Close Friends

Introduces Job, who endured severe trials and then had to deal with friends who claimed his suffering was a result of his own sin.

With Little Help from My Friends

Continues the story with an amusing dialogue between Job and his so-called friends.

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Such Impressive Loving Smart Close Friends Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band The Beatles
With Little Help from My Friends With Little Help from My Friends The Beatles


Brush / Cousin Zephaniah



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This single features two parodies about Old Testament people, one well known and one not so well known.

Brush

We've released other songs about Samson, but this one fills in some of the missing pieces in the saga, as Samson shares stories of three feats of strength he performed after he met the lion but before he met Delilah.

Cousin Zephaniah

The prophet Zephaniah wrote one of the least-quoted books of the Bible. So, who was he, anyway? How about a descendent of King Hezekiah and a cousin to King Josiah? This song will tell you more.

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Brush Tush ZZ Top
Cousin Zephaniah Cuts Like a Knife Bryan Adams


Transformed Soul



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ApologetiX lead singer and lyricist J. Jackson wrote parodies of three classic sixties soul songs for this special EP, recorded live 10/6/13, with the New Community Church Worship Team, including a 10-piece band with a full brass section. J. shares lead vocal duties with legendary soul singer Sputzy Sparacino on this project.

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Intro: Gideon's Comin'    
Gideon's Comin' Gimme Some Lovin' The Blues Brothers
Intro: I Feel God    
I Feel God I Feel Good James Brown
Intro: Hold On, Christ's Comin'    
Hold On, Christ's Comin' Hold On, I'm Comin' Sam & Dave


Churchigo II



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ApologetiX lead singer and lyricist J. Jackson is also a worship leader at New Community Church in Wexford PA, the same venue where we recorded Soundproof, 20:20 Vision, and 20:20 Video.

The church has a great worship team with many talented vocalists and instrumentalists, some of whom appeared on our 20:20 projects, including music director Greg Macaluso, who previously was Wayne Newton's music director in Las Vegas and Branson for many years.

On August 25, 2013, the worship team performed a special concert with the choir and a 10-piece band, including a full brass section. J. sang lead on several songs, including two new Chicago parodies he wrote especially for the concert.

We recorded those parodies, and the downloads are free with your donation of any amount to the ministry of ApologetiX.

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Intro: It's You in Me    
It's You in Me Just You 'n' Me Chicago
Intro: Sad Today in the Dark    
Sad Today in the Dark Saturday in the Park Chicago


It's Your Move



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Tom Milnes is the "Joe Walsh of ApologetiX," an incredibly funny guitar whiz who had a successful solo career long before joining us. You've heard Tom's golden voice doing back-up vocals on our CDs, but he's also a dynamic songwriter, with lyrics full of heart, humility and humor.

As big fans of his solo work, we're excited to present 15 favorites in a special download collection. It's free with your donation of any amount to our ministry. That's Tom's gift to us and our gift to you.

Includes these songs: The Corner, Shine Young One, Shut Up, Side of the Road, Evening, Forgive, Organ Donor Blues, Corner'Yar, Shed My Skin, Come and Go, When I Was Your Age, Turn Around, Sunday Morning Blues, Patience and Experience, and Your Move.

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Orchard Avenue



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Released in July 2012, our Orchard Avenue downloads are not available on CD. To get these FOUR brand-new recordings, just make a donation of any amount to the ministry of ApologetiX, and we'll email you the link for the MP3 files and lyrics.

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Ha-Bakk Get Back The Beatles
Here Come the Sons Here Comes the Sun The Beatles
Day Kippur Day Tripper The Beatles
Come To Father Come Together The Beatles


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Only a Glorified Cover Band
2016
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Message in the Bible Message in a Bottle the Police
Cunning is the Devil Running with the Devil Van Halen
There Are Wolves Among Us Werewolves of London Warren Zevon
Holy Land Hold My Hand Hootie & the Blowfish
HardLabor Heartbreaker Led Zeppelin
Living, Loving Faith (Please Just Don't Worry) Living Loving Maid (She's Just a Woman) Led Zeppelin
Doubter Daughter Pearl Jam
Blabbed Through the Phone Bad to the Bone George Thorogood & the Destroyers
God's Zealot Godzilla Blue ÷yster Cult
The Bible Countdown The Final Countdown Europe
The Sound of Sirens The Sound of Silence Disturbed
Clothing Time Closing Time Semisonic
Bob Dylan Godzilla Blue ÷yster Cult

Quilt
2016
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Bought by the Egyptians Walk Like an Egyptian The Bangles
Beggarís Feet Baker Street Gerry Rafferty
Lotsa Versions Like a Virgin Madonna
Nightmare Waiting Right Here Waiting Richard Marx
The Books God Made Youíre Mockiní These Boots Are Made for Walkiní Nancy Sinatra
Barak & Deborah Abracadabra Steve Miller Band
Killing My Suffering with His Son Killing Me Softly with His Song Roberta Flack
Easter Easy The Commodores
All You Gotta Do All I Wanna Do Sheryl Crow
Romantic Letter The Letter The Box Tops
Garden My Heart Harden My Heart Quarterflash
Youíve Got a Text Youíve Got a Friend James Taylor

Minor League
2016
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Hosea Josie Steely Dan
It's Still Got the Joel you Need It's Still Rock and Roll to Me Billy Joel
Amos Layla Derek and the Dominos
Obed-edom, Obadiah Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da The Beatles
Man on the Run Band on the Run Paul McCartney & Wings
Micah Rock On David Essex
What's in Nahum What's Your Name Lynyrd Skynyrd
Reading Habakkuk Radioactive The Firm
Cousin Zephaniah Cuts Like a Knife Bryan Adams
Haggai Led the Way Baby, I Love Your Way Peter Frampton
The Man They Call Zechariah Magic Carpet Ride Steppenwolf
Malachi Abacab Genesis

Doves in Snakes' Clothing
2016
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CŲstly TrŁth Dr. Feelgood MŲtley CrŁe
Try and Try Again Flying High Again Ozzy Osbourne
A Fool Can Sound Intelligent Fooled Around and Fell in Love Elvin Bishop
I Can't Escape I Can't Explain The Who
Lily-White Boy Dirty White Boy Foreigner
Jephthah You Needed Just What I Needed The Cars
Complain Cocaine Eric Clapton
Brash, Impulsive Brass in Pocket The Pretenders
Rose Up Roller April Wine
Manifold Centerfold The J. Geils Band
Hell is Warmer L.A. Woman The Doors
Schoolhouse (for Prophets) School's Out Alice Cooper

You Can't Say Euphrates Without the 80's
2015
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I Dealt with You I Melt with You Modern English
Could He Choose You Goody Two Shoes Adam Ant
Nicky Mickey Toni Basil
I Love Apostle Paul I Love Rock 'n' Roll Joan Jett & the Blackhearts
Strange Cat, But ... Stray Cat Strut The Stray Cats
Christ's Wedding White Wedding Billy Idol
Keep on Loving Ruth Keep on Loving You REO Speedwagon
Iran (So Far Away) I Ran (So Far Away) A Flock of Seagulls
I Went in the Stream Islands in the Stream Kenny Rogers & Dolly Parton
Anteater Maneater Hall & Oates
Faithless Love Tainted Love Soft Cell
Separate Days (to Worship God) Separate Ways (Worlds Apart) Journey

Play Nice
2015
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He Spoke The Stroke Billy Squier
Act Selfless Black Velvet Alannah Myles
Desperate Queen Dancing Queen ABBA
Psalms Come True Song Sung Blue Neil Diamond
We Got the Feet We Got the Beat The Go-Go's
Sheba She Bop Cyndi Lauper
Tufftumbling Tubthumping Chumbawamba
Patients Patience Guns N' Roses
Drop Your Knife and Hurry, Man Rock You Like a Hurricane The Scorpions
Unfinished Job Unskinny Bop Poison
Talking Inner Peace Talking in Your Sleep The Romantics
To Be Rebuked To Be with You Mr. Big

Music Is As Music Does
2015

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Come on, Heal the Boy Cum on Feel the Noize Quiet Riot
God of Peace Peaceful Easy Feeling The Eagles
Stone Him Rough Stone in Love Journey
Jesus and Moses Heat of the Moment Asia
Sa-Maria My Maria B.W. Stevenson
Resist Him Rhiannon Fleetwood Mac
Let's End the Fight Together Let's Spend the Night Together The Rolling Stones
Addicted to Christ Ticket to Ride The Beatles
A Source with No Name A Horse with No Name America
Be Like David Was Feel Like Makin' Love Bad Company
Pharaoh-noid Paranoid Black Sabbath
Fight for Your Right to Parody Fight for Your Right to Party The Beastie Boys

Easter Standard Time
2015
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Hosanna Rosanna Toto
One of These Guys One of These Nights The Eagles
I'll Prepare for You I'll Be There for You The Rembrandts
Although None Could Watch an Hour All Along the Watchtower Jimi Hendrix
Last Night Last Kiss Pearl Jam
Too Much Grime on My Hands Too Much Time on My Hands Styx
I Have to Die First Eye of the Tiger Survivor
Too Wicked for Paradise Two Tickets to Paradise Eddie Money
Cemetery Came Alive Semi-Charmed Life Third Eye Blind
Huge Slumber Party Use Somebody Kings of Leon
Magdalena Macarena Los Del Rio
One Headline One Headlight The Wallflowers
Emmaus Shambala Three Dog Night
Scars Cars Gary Numan
Didn't Just Die Live and Let Die Paul McCartney & Wings
Died and Rose China Grove The Doobie Brothers
You May Be Bright You May Be Right Billy Joel

Unconditional Releases
2014
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Servin' the Father Surfin' Safari The Beach Boys
Set Him Free Let it Be The Beatles
Another One Died for Us Another One Bites the Dust Queen
Bad Case of Leprosy Bad Case of Lovin' You Robert Palmer
Herman's Sermon I'm Henry VIII, I Am Herman's Hermits
Feelin' Stronger in the Faith Feelin' Stronger Every Day Chicago
Must Seem Silly Mustang Sally The Commitments
Seek Out God to Be Free People Got to Be Free The Rascals
Grinch Girl Rich Girl Hall & Oates
Hanukkah Hot Stuff Donna Summer
The Whole Darn Roof Leaks Hold on Loosely 38 Special
Offer Your Prayer Scarborough Fair/Canticle Simon & Garfunkel

Apoplectic
2014
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Come for Some Cumbersome Seven Mary Three
Proving My Religion Losing My Religion REM
God's Own Son Black Hole Sun Soundgarden
Aaronic Ironic Alanis Morissette
Better Than Exorcism Good Better Than Ezra
One More Wall Wonderwall Oasis
Bathwater Backwater The Meat Puppets
God Knows You've Tried Slide The Goo Goo Dolls
This Is from Paul This is a Call The Foo Fighters
Comeback Comedown Bush
One of Us Indeed One of Us Joan Osborne
Matching Punches Bullet with Butterfly Wings Smashing Pumpkins
Under the Breath Under the Bridge Red Hot Chili Peppers

Loaded 45s
2014
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Goodnews Footloose Kenny Loggins
Talk and I'll Walk Crocodile Rock Elton John
Fly Like Ezekiel Fly Like An Eagle Steve Miller Band
Hell Smells Hells Bells AC/DC
We're Not Goin' to Canaan We're Not Gonna Take It Twisted Sister
Let's Redo the Music Listen to the Music Doobie Brothers
You're So Plain You're So Vain Carly Simon
These Streams These Dreams Heart
Old Man Soul Man Sam & Dave
Fearful Vehicle The Ides of March
Take Jude Hey Jude the Beatles
Hit 'em with Your Slingshot Hit Me With Your Best Shot Pat Benatar

Singles Group
2014
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Brush Tush ZZ Top
Cousin Zephaniah Cuts Like a Knife Bryan Adams
Such Impressive Loving Smart Close Friends Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band The Beatles
With Little Help from My Friends With a Little Help from My Friends The Beatles
Devil Fell Rebel Yell Billy Idol
Calling Dr. Luke Calling Dr. Love KISS
Rollin' in the Yeast Reelin' in the Years Steely Dan
I Want That Crown I Won't Back Down Tom Petty
Flirtin' with the Pastor Flirtin' with Disaster Molly Hatchet
Jezebel Just a Girl No Doubt
Some Sign from Above Sunshine of Your Love Cream
Communion Ain't Just Bread Now Communication Breakdown Led Zeppelin
Gimme Helper Gimme Shelter the Rolling Stones

Handheld Messiah
2013
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Messiah Desire U2
Virgin Urgent Foreigner
Cut-Rate Hotel Heartbreak Hotel Elvis Presley
Child King Wild Thing Tone Lōc
Mary's Got a Son Janie's Got a Gun Aerosmith
One Night in Bethlehem One Night in Bangkok Murray Head
Christ in the Stable Catís in the Cradle Harry Chapin
Excuse Me, Pal, It's Christmastime Purple Haze Jimi Hendrix
Nice Iced Pavement Ice Ice Baby Vanilla Ice
Wise Men Still Can't Help Falling in Love Elvis Presley
We Didn't Start Messiah We Didn't Start the Fire Billy Joel

Apologetix Classics - Christmas
2013
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Micah No. 5 Mambo No. 5 Lou Bega
December 5 or 6 B.C. December 1963 (Oh What a Night) The Four Seasons
Hotel Can't Afford Ya Hotel California The Eagles
Manger Angel Shaggy (featuring Rayvon)
Bethlehem's Boy My Best Friend's Girl The Cars
Tip From an Angel Lips of an Angel Hinder
Christmasnite Kryptonite Three Doors Down
Try Micah Drive My Car The Beatles
Don't Stop Till Egypt Don't Stop Believin' Journey
JC's Mom Stacy's Mom Fountains of Wayne
Lived the Day You Died Love the Way You Lie Eminem Featuring Rihanna
Flurry Blurry Puddle of Mudd
Santa Claus Panama Van Halen

Hot Potato Soup
2013
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Barroom Hitz Ballroom Blitz The Sweet
Guard Your Candle Hard to Handle The Black Crowes
Lived the Day You Died Love the Way You Lie Eminem Featuring Rihanna
Do What David Did Do Wah Diddy Diddy Manfred Mann
God's Blood Hot Blooded Foreigner
For Just You Forget You Cee Lo Green
Weep Jeremiah Sweet Child O' Mine Guns N' Roses
Special Stone (I'm Not Your) Stepping Stone the Monkees
Puffed-Up Cliques Pumped Up Kicks Foster the People
Too Pregnant Two Princes The Spin Doctors
You've Got Another King Comin' You've Got Another Thing Comin' Judas Priest
Gimme Pre-Trib Gimme Three Steps Lynyrd Skynyrd
Lock Walk The Foo Fighters
Man on a Cross Man in a Box Alice in Chains
Cemetery Came Alive Semi-Charmed Life Third Eye Blind

20:20 Vision
2012

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Weep Jeremiah Sweet Child O' Mine Guns N' Roses
Huge Slumber Party Use Somebody Kings of Leon
Jesse's Boy Jessie's Girl Rick Springfield
Dancing with the Ark Dancing in the Dark Bruce Springsteen
Judge Jump Van Halen
Baa! We're Lambs Barbara Ann Beach Boys
Search and You'll Get Saved Surfin' USA The Beach Boys
Found God Hound Dog Elvis Presley
For Just You Forget You Cee Lo Green
Sweet Oholibamah Sweet Home Alabama Lynyrd Skynyrd
Ain't That a Miracle Pink Houses John Cougar Mellencamp
Lived the Day You Died Love the Way You Lie Eminem Featuring Rihanna
Keep Your Ham to Yourself Keep Your Hands to Yourself The Georgia Satellites
Too Much Grime on My Hands Too Much Time on My Hands Styx
Monkeys for Uncles Money For Nothing Dire Straits
Meshach Love Shack The B-52's
Anniversary Medley Various Songs Various Artists
Want It Dead or Alive Wanted Dead or Alive Bon Jovi
Aquila Aqualung Jethro Tull
Catch That Fever! Cat Scratch Fever Ted Nugent

Wise Up and Rock
2011
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Working for the Weakened Working for the Weekend Loverboy
Your Lunch Your Love The Outfield
Keep Your Ham to Yourself Keep Your Hands to Yourself The Georgia Satellites
Don't Stop Till Egypt Don't Stop Believin' Journey
Judge Jump Van Halen
The Power Above The Power of Love Huey Lewis and the News
Monkeys for Uncles Money for Nothing Dire Straits
Too Much Grime on My Hands Too Much Time on My Hands Styx
Hosanna Rosanna Toto
Jesse's Boy Jessie's Girl Rick Springfield
Dancing With the Ark Dancing in the Dark Bruce Springsteen
Fishin' on a Pier Livin' on a Prayer Bon Jovi
Mister Christian Sister Christian Night Ranger
Dude (Would Like to Save Me) Dude (Looks Like a Lady) Aerosmith
The Atheists The Way it is Bruce Hornsby and the Range
Timeline Limelight Rush
80's Medley: Octagon But Not Forgotten 10 Classic Hits 10 Classic Artists

ApologetiX Classics - The 2000's
2010
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Look Yourself Lose Yourself Eminem
Boulevard of Both Extremes Boulevard of Broken Dreams Green Day
JC's Mom Stacy's Mom Fountains of Wayne
Heavenly Hill Beverly Hills Weezer
Corinthians In the End Linkin Park
All the Stalls Stink All the Small Things Blink 182
Bone Digger Gold Digger Kanye West (Featuring Jamie Foxx)
Transplants Dance, Dance Fall Out Boy
The Spittle The Middle Jimmy Eat World
How You Rewind Me How You Remind Me Nickelback
Are You Gonna Be Ike's Girl Are You Gonna Be My Girl Jet
Turning a Little Seasick Dirty Little Secret The All-American Rejects
The Real Sin Savior The Real Slim Shady Eminem
None Too Ladylike 1985 Bowling for Soup
Flurry Blurry Puddle of Mudd
Story of a Squirrel Absolutely (Story of a Girl) Nine Days
Somebody Sold Me Somebody Told Me The Killers
Guide the Way By the Way The Red Hot Chili Peppers
Stupid's Stronghold/Reckless in America Cupid's Chokehold/Breakfast in America Gym Class Heroes
Tip from an Angel Lips of an Angel Hinder
Christmasnite Kryptonite Three Doors Down

ApologetiX Classics - The 90's
2010

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I'm Gonna Feed (500 Mouths) I'm Gonna Be (500 miles) The Proclaimers
One Way One Week Barenaked Ladies
Naomi Gonna Be With Ruth Only Wanna Be With You Hootie & the Blowfish
Smells Like Thirtysomething Spirit Smells Like Teen Spirit Nirvana
Trooth Smooth Santana Featuring Rob Thomas
Plump Lump Presidents of the United States of America
Second Timothy Sex and Candy Marcy Playground
I Want in That Place I Want it That Way The Backstreet Boys
Shepherd's Paradise Gangsta's Paradise Coolio
I'll Prepare for You I'll Be There for You The Rembrandts
Last Night Last Kiss Pearl Jam
People Pepper Buttonhole Surfers
We're Not Gonna Drown When I Come Around Green Day
Big Deal Big Me Foo Fighters
Fast Paul The Way Fastball
Stupid World Stupid Girl Garbage
Amos Layla Eric Clapton
Preachers Peaches Presidents of the United States of America
Choirboy Cowboy Kid Rock
Who's There Loser Beck
Droppin' on the Sun Walkin' on the Sun Smash Mouth
Lightning Flashes Lightning Crashes Live

ApologetiX Classics - The 80's
2010

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Iraq & Iran Jack & Diane John Cougar Mellencamp
Genny 22 867-5309/Jenny Tommy Tutone
Every Step to Take Every Breath You Take The Police
Should I Pray or Should I Go? Should I Stay or Should I Go? The Clash
Rock This Tower Rock This Town The Stray Cats
Here I Go (Against All I've Known) Here I Go Again Whitesnake
Land of Delusion Land of Confusion Genesis
Want it Dead or Alive Wanted Dead or Alive Bon Jovi
Once Livin' Twice Died Once Bitten Twice Shy Great White
Crazy Little King God Loves Crazy Little Thing Called Love Queen
Smart Blest Man Sharp Dressed Man ZZ Top
I Have to Die First Eye of the Tiger Survivor
Tom Saw Ya Tom Sawyer Rush
You May Be Bright You May be Right Billy Joel
Every Crown Has Its Thorns Every Rose Has Its Thorn Poison
Sin Can Be Resistible Simply Irresistible Robert Palmer
969 Summer of '69 Bryan Adams
Kick In the Wall Pt. 2 Another Brick in the Wall Pt. 2 Pink Floyd
Learn Some Deuteronomy Pour Some Sugar on Me Def Leppard

ApologetiX Classics - The 70's Vol. 2
2010

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We're in a Parody Band We're an American Band Grand Funk Railroad
Bethlehem's Boy My Best Friend's Girl The Cars
Babylona My Sharona The Knack
Spirit Inside Spirit in the Sky Norman Greenbaum
Dancing Dave Dancing Days Led Zeppelin
Sweet Oholibamah Sweet Home Alabama Lynyrd Skynyrd
You Ain't Been Nothing Yet You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet BTO
Mama Told Me (What's To Come) Mama Told Me (Not to Come) Three Dog Night
Superficial Superstition Stevie Wonder
Lemonade Renegade Styx
Go Right Now All Right Now Free
Apostle Me Rock 'n Me Steve Miller Band
Lawful Woman (in a Bad Place) Long Cool Woman (in a Black Dress) The Hollies
Hey Zaccheus Take it Easy The Eagles
Didn't Just Die Live and Let Die Paul McCartney & Wings
Died and Rose China Grove Doobie Brothers
Walk His Way Walk This Way Aerosmith
Isaac Man Ice Cream Man Van Halen
Kosmik Kashmir Led Zeppelin

ApologetiX Classics - The 70's
2010
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More Than a Healing More Than a Feeling Boston
Don't Fear the People (Don't Fear) the Reaper Blue Oyster Cult
Bethlehemian Rhapsody Bohemian Rhapsody Queen
Rocky's Now My Name Rocky Mountain Way Joe Walsh
Get a Bite Let it Ride Bachman-Turner Overdrive
Rock and Roots Rock and Roll Led Zeppelin
Can't Eat Enough Can't Get Enough Bad Company
Cheap Birds Free Bird Lynyrd Skynyrd
The Devil Went Down to Jordan The Devil Went Down to Georgia Charlie Daniels
Be Bold Jeremiah Jet Airliner Steve Miller
Sufferin' Just Finished (Haman) Suffragette City David Bowie
Born Above Born to Run Bruce Springsteen
Won't Get Born Again Won't Get Fooled Again The Who
Fly Away From Hell Highway to Hell AC/DC
Narrow Way to Heaven Stairway to Heaven Led Zeppelin
Walk on the Water Smoke on the Water Deep Purple

ApologetiX Classics - The 60's
2010
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The Sounds of Silas The Sounds of Silence Simon & Garfunkel
Monkey Scheme (Theme From) The Monkees The Monkees
Crowd of Foreign Girls California Girls The Beach Boys
Revelation Man Secret Agent Man Johnny Rivers
Mediterranean Wholebook News Subterranean Homesick Blues Bob Dylan
Regeneration My Generation The Who
Did You Ever Ask Where Cain Got His Wife? Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind? Lovin' Spoonful
Back in the New Testament Back in the U.S.S.R. The Beatles
Two-Time Baby/Lord'sHouse Blues Love Me Two Times/Roadhouse Blues The Doors
Good Guys, Bad Guys Good Times, Bad Times Led Zeppelin
Born-Again Child Born to be Wild Steppenwolf
Donkey Talked With Him Honky Tonk Women The Rolling Stones
Bad Dude Risin' Bad Moon Risin' CCR
Armageddon valley Someday Pleasant Valley Sunday The Monkees
Revelation Revolution The Beatles
Jesus (Sermon on the Mount) Venus Shocking Blue
Temple Physician Pinball Wizard The Who
Help Me, Rhoda Help Me, Rhonda The Beach Boys
Trinity Thank You Led Zeppelin

ApologetiX Classics - Oldies
2010
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Talk About The Lord (We're Gonna) Rock Around the Clock Bill Haley & His Comets
Wake Up Talitha Cumi Wake Up Little Susie The Everly Brothers
Don't Be Fooled Don't Be Cruel Elvis Presley
Ronomy Runaway Del Shannon
Search and You'll Get Saved Surfin' USA The Beach Boys
Love the Jews Love Me Do The Beatles
La Bible La Bamba Ritchie Valens
Jail Got Rocked Jailhouse Rock Elvis Presley
Last Rain the Clouds Spill Last Train to Clarksville The Monkees
Little-Read Bible Book Lil' Red Riding Hood Sam the Sham & the Pharaohs
Credence Thru Deepwater Survival Proud Mary Creedence Clearwater Revival
John 1:1 Fun, Fun, Fun Beach Boys
Try Micah Drive My Car The Beatles
Little Esther Little Sister Elvis Presley
The Word Grease Frankie Valli

ApologetiX Classics - Country
2010

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Choose Your Daddy Who's Your Daddy Toby Keith
Bends to Low Places Friends in Low Places Garth Brooks
Save Your Voice (Quiet Down Boy) Save a Horse (Ride a Cowboy) Big & Rich
Good News Bookie Boot Scootin' Boogie Brooks & Dunn
Humpty Dumpty Country Club Honky Tonk Badonkadonk Trace Adkins
People Are Lazy People Are Crazy Billy Currington
The Devil Went Down to Jordan The Devil Went Down to Georgia Charlie Daniels
Fakey Shaky Parts Achy Breaky Heart Billy Ray Cyrus
Elijah Elvira Oak Ridge Boys
Scripture Picture Kid Rock & Sheryl Crow
I've Got Elijah Fightin' Baal I've Got a Tiger by the Tail Buck Owens
Hey Zaccheus Take it Easy The Eagles
Sweet Oholibamah Sweet Home Alabama Lynyrd Skynyrd
Not Logs Lincoln Hot Rod Lincoln Commander Cody

ApologetiX Classics - Lite
2010

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Wherever You Will Sow Wherever You Will Go The Calling
Cornelius Cecilia Simon & Garfunkel
The Tablecloth (Peter's Vision) Over My Head (Cable Car) The Fray
Bad Dad Bad Day Daniel Powter
Never Been to Spain (Yet) Never Been to Spain Three Dog Night
It's Tough (Song About Nehemiah) This Love Maroon 5
Ephesians The Reason Hoobastank
Parable Guy American Pie Don McLean
Follow Me Follow Me Uncle Kracker
It's Not Eden Superman (It's Not Easy) Five for Fighting
Drop of Lucifer Drops of Jupiter Train
More Than Works More than Words Extreme
Daniel Daniel Elton John
Manger Angel Shaggy (featuring Rayvon)
Put You Down in My Will Push Matchbox 20
Spread the Way Drift Away Dobie Gray
Lazzie Lay Maggie Mae Rod Stewart
Yes Today Yesterday The Beatles
Wherever You Will Sow (Reprise) Wherever You Will Go The Calling

ApologetiX Classics - Heavy
2010
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Lazy Brain Crazy Train Ozzy Osbourne
Back Intact Back in Black AC/DC
Downer of a Sister Chop Suey System of a Down
Enter Samson Enter Sandman Metallica
Welcome to the Judges Welcome to the Jungle Guns N' Roses
Smooth Grandmama Smooth Criminal Michael Jackson
Young as You Are Come As You Are Nirvana
Life Restored Last Resort Papa Roach
Santa Claus Panama Van Halen
Lifestyles of the Rich & Nameless Lifestyles of the Rich & Famous Good Charlotte
Singled You Out Figured You Out Nickelback
Listening After Midnight Living After Midnight Judas Priest
Miss Martha Miss Murder AFI
Psum 14 Fat Lip Sum 41
Swimmer Slither Velvet Revolver
Animals I Have Begun Animal I Have Become Three Days Grace
Called My Wife All My Life Foo Fighters
Jericho Vertigo U2
Simp Liztik Nookie Limp Bizkit
Come Out and Pray Come Out and Play The Offspring

ApologetiX Classics - Party
2010
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Old Time Romans Road Old Time Rock and Roll Bob Seger
Meshach Love Shack The B-52's
Jonah Jonah Mony Mony Tommy James & the Shondells
YHWH YMCA Village People
Micah No. 5 Mambo No. 5 Lou Bega
December 5 or 6 B.C. (Oh Holy Night) December 1963 (Oh What a Night) The Four Seasons
I'm a Receiver I'm a Believer The Monkees
Get Found Tonight Get Down Tonight KC and the Sunshine Band
Baa! We're Lambs Barbara Ann Beach Boys
Livin' What Jesus Spoke Of Livin' La Vida Loca Ricky Martin
Stay in the Light Stayin' Alive The Bee Gees
Jehovah The Joker Steve Miller
Boy Tell the World Joy to the World Three Dog Night
Twins Came Out Twist and Shout The Beatles
Pray Now (Lost Art) All Star Smash Mouth
You Booked Me All Along You Shook Me All Night Long AC/DC
Play That Funny Music Play That Funky Music Wild Cherry
Found God Hound Dog Elvis Presley
Jacob's Name is Israel Takin' Care of Business Bachman-Turner Overdrive
I Love Apostle Paul I Love Rock and Roll Joan Jett & the Blackhearts
Love & Kisses Rock and Roll All Night Kiss
Smooth Grandmama Smooth Criminal Michael Jackson

Soundproof
2010
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Lions Signs Five Man Electrical Band
Sin of the World Cinnamon Girl Neil Young
I'm Cured I'm Yours Jason Mraz
Did You Ever Ask Where Cain Got His Wife? Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind? Lovin' Spoonful
Second Glance Second Chance Shinedown
Yer Maker D'Yer Maker Led Zeppelin
No One is Good But One Only the Good Die Young Billy Joel
Gideon (Man of God) Get it on (Bang a Gong) T. Rex
That Daughter Black Water Doobie Brothers
Trust Him Truckin' the Grateful Dead
Huge Slumber Party Use Somebody Kings of Leon
No Shepherd Tonight/New Other Nature No Sugar Tonight/New Mother Nature The Guess Who
People Are Lazy People are Crazy Billy Currington
Ain't That a Miracle Pink Houses John Cougar Mellencamp
Aquila Aqualung Jethro Tull
Wish You Could Hear Wish You Were Here Pink Floyd
Death Beth KISS
It's All in God's Control It's Only Rock and Roll the Rolling Stones

The Boys Aren't Backin' Down
2009

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Strangest Folks Stranglehold Ted Nugent
Very Wiser Paralyzer Finger Eleven
Bible in Hand Travelin' Band Creedence Clearwater Revival
Rocky Start Rockstar Nickelback
He Really Got Mad You Really Got Me The Kinks
Smarten Up Start Me Up The Rolling Stones
Amos Layla Eric Clapton
Play Fair Delilah Hey There Delilah The Plain White T's
Lost and Found Round and Round Ratt
Read Ephesians Sweet Emotion Aerosmith
Sabbath Day's Quite Alright for Nice Things Saturday Night's Alright for Fighting Elton John
Shoestring Tie-er Shooting Star Bad Company
I Saw the Answer There I Saw Her Standing There The Beatles
I Made the Team I'm Eighteen Alice Cooper
Life in the Last Days Life in the Fast Lane The Eagles
Judgment Gets Passed Jumpin' Jack Flash The Rolling Stones
The Boys Aren't Backin' Down The Boys Are Back in Town Thin Lizzy
Catch That Fever! Cat Scratch Fever Ted Nugent

Recovery
2009
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Keep Your Arms Steady Detroit Rock City Kiss
Hurry Home Wayward Son Carry On Wayward Son Kansas
We Will Walk Through We Will Rock You Queen
We're More Than Champions We Are the Champions Queen
Come, Whale, Away Come Sail Away Styx
Enemy Lines Ebony Eyes Bob Welch
Obadiah Hold the Line Toto
Time for Me to Die Time for Me to Fly REO Speedwagon
So Render (to Caesar) Surrender Cheap Trick
Shovin', Crushin', Squeezin' Lovin', Touchin', Squeezin' Journey
Not Some Old Fantasy Rock and Roll Fantasy Bad Company
Don't Bring Me Cows Don't Bring Me Down Electric Light Orchestra

Future Tense
2008

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Turning a Little Seasick Dirty Little Secret The All-American Rejects
Land of Delusion Land of Confusion Genesis
More Than a Healing More Than a Feeling Boston
Stupid's Stronghold/Reckless in America Cupid's Chokehold/Breakfast in America Gym Class Heroes
Miss Martha Miss Murder AFI
Iraq & Iran Jack & Diane John Cougar Mellencamp
The Tablecloth (Peter's Vision) Over My Head (Cable Car) The Fray
Transplants Dance, Dance Fall Out Boy
Bethlehem's Boy My Best Friend's Girl The Cars
Tip from an Angel Lips of an Angel Hinder
Try Micah Drive My Car The Beatles
Animals I Have Begun Animal I Have Become Three Days Grace

Chosen Ones
2007

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Born-Again Child Born to be Wild Steppenwolf
Never Been to Spain (Yet) Never Been to Spain Three Dog Night
Revelation Revolution The Beatles
Search and You'll Get Saved Surfin' USA The Beach Boys
Get a Bite Let it Ride Bachman-Turner Overdrive
Hell! Help! The Beatles
Hey Zaccheus Take it Easy The Eagles
Can't Eat Enough Can't Get Enough Bad Company
Kosmik Kashmir Led Zeppelin
Fly Away From Hell Highway to Hell AC/DC
Two-Time Baby/Lord'sHouse Blues Love Me Two Times/Roadhouse Blues The Doors
Narrow Way to Heaven Stairway to Heaven Led Zeppelin

Wordplay
2006
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Somebody Sold Me Somebody Told Me The Killers
None Too Ladylike 1985 Bowling for Soup
Jehovah The Joker Steve Miller
Save Your Voice (Quiet Down Boy) Save a Horse (Ride a Cowboy) Big & Rich
Boulevard of Both Extremes Boulevard of Broken Dreams Green Day
Rocky's Now My Name Rocky Mountain Way Joe Walsh
Heavenly Hill Beverly Hills Weezer
Spread The Way Drift Away Dobie Gray
Bone Digger Gold Digger Kanye West (Featuring Jamie Foxx)
Bad Dad Bad Day Daniel Powter
Back in the New Testament Back in the U.S.S.R. The Beatles
Jericho Vertigo U2
Superficial Superstition Stevie Wonder
Humpty Dumpty Country Club Honky Tonk Badonkadonk Trace Adkins
Swimmer Slither Velvet Revolver
Here I Go (Against All I've Known) Here I Go Again Whitesnake
Ephesians The Reason Hoobastank
Won't Get Born Again Won't Get Fooled Again The Who
Want it Dead or Alive Wanted Dead or Alive Bon Jovi
Singled You Out Figured You Out Nickelback

Hits The Road
2005

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We're in a Parody Band We're an American Band Grand Funk Railroad
Tom Saw Ya Tom Sawyer Rush
JC's Mom Stacy's Mom Fountains of Wayne
Choose Your Daddy Who's Your Daddy Toby Keith
Are You Gonna Be Ike's Girl Are You Gonna Be My Girl Jet
All The Stalls Stink All the Small Things Blink 182
It's Tough (Song About Nehemiah) This Love Maroon 5
Cheap Birds Free Bird Lynyrd Skynyrd
Look Yourself Lose Yourself Eminem
Kick In the Wall Pt. 2 Another Brick in the Wall Pt. 2 Pink Floyd
The Devil Went Down To Jordan The Devil Went Down to Georgia Charlie Daniels
Didn't Just Die Live and Let Die Paul McCartney & Wings
Died and Rose China Grove Doobie Brothers
Yes Today Yesterday The Beatles
I'm a Receiver I'm a Believer The Monkees
Enter Samson Enter Sandman Metallica
Story of a Squirrel Absolutely (Story of a Girl) Nine Days
With a Harp David Writes A Hard Day's Night The Beatles
Walk on the Water Smoke on the Water Deep Purple
Found God Hound Dog Elvis Presley

Apol-acoustiX
2005

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Talk About the Lord (We're Gonna) Rock Around the Clock Bill Haley & His Comets
Don't Be Fooled Don't Be Cruel Elvis Presley
The Sounds of Silas The Sounds of Silence Simon & Garfunkel
We're Not Gonna Drown When I Come Around Green Day
Mediterranean Wholebook News Subterranean Homesick Blues Bob Dylan
Scripture Picture Kid Rock & Sheryl Crow
Last Rain the Clouds Spill Last Train to Clarksville The Monkees
Eight Ways to Be Eight Days a Week The Beatles
More than Works More than Words Extreme
Trinity Thank You Led Zeppelin
Two-Time Baby/Lord'sHouse Blues Love Me Two Times/Roadhouse Blues The Doors
Yes Today Yesterday The Beatles

New and Used Hits
2004

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Are You Gonna Be Ike's Girl Are You Gonna Be My Girl Jet
JC's Mom Stacy's Mom Fountains of Wayne
The Voice of Sodom The Boys of Summer Don Henley
It's Tough (Song About Nehemiah) This Love Maroon 5
Welcome to the Judges Welcome to the Jungle Guns N' Roses
Back Intact Back in Black AC/DC
Good News Bookie (Live) Boot Scootin' Boogie Brooks & Dunn
Hotel Can't Afford Ya Hotel California The Eagles
Micah No. 5 Mambo No. 5 Lou Bega
December 5 or 6 B.C. (Oh Holy Night) December 1963 (Oh What a Night) The Four Seasons
Santa Claus Panama Van Halen
It's Not Eden Superman (It's Not Easy) Five for Fighting
Meshach Love Shack The B-52's
Lifestyles of the Rich & Nameless Lifestyles of the Rich & Famous Good Charlotte
Wherever You Will Sow (Live) Wherever You Will Go The Calling
The Devil Went Down to Jordan The Devil Went Down to Georgia Charlie Daniels
Corinthians In the End Linkin Park
Baa! We're Lambs Barbara Ann Beach Boys
Smooth Grandmama Smooth Criminal Michael Jackson
Life Restored Last Resort Papa Roach
Bethlehemian Rhapsody (2001) Bohemian Rhapsody Queen
The Real Sin Savior The Real Slim Shady Eminem
Story of a Squirrel Absolutely (Story of a Girl) Nine Days
I Love Apostle Paul I Love Rock and Roll Joan Jett & the Blackhearts
Pray Now (Lost Art) All Star Smash Mouth
Livin What Jesus Spoke of Livin' La Vida Loca Ricky Martin
Learn Some Deuteronomy Pour Some Sugar on Me Def Leppard
Choirboy Cowboy Kid Rock
Jail Got Rocked Jailhouse Rock Elvis Presley
One Way One Week Barenaked Ladies
Enter Samson Enter Sandman Metallica
Kick in the Wall Pt. 2 Another Brick in the Wall Pt. 2 Pick Floyd
Put You Down in my Will Push Matchbox 20
Walk His Way Walk This Way Aerosmith
Narrow Way to Heaven Stairway to Heaven Led Zeppelin
Love & Kisses Rock and Roll All Night Kiss
Naomi Gonna Be with Ruth Only Wanna Be With You Hootie & the Blowfish
People Pepper Buttonhole Surfers
Bad Dude Risin' Bad Moon Risin' CCR
Jacob's Name is Israel Takin' Care of Business Bachman-Turner OverdriveBTO

Adam Up
2003

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We're in a Parody Band We're an American Band Grand Funk Railroad
Lifestyles of the Rich & Nameless Lifestyles of the Rich & Famous Good Charlotte
Boy Tell the World Joy to the World Three Dog Night
Choose Your Daddy Who's Your Daddy Toby Keith
Meshach Love Shack The B-52's
I'm Gonna Feed (500 Mouths) I'm Gonna Be (500 miles) The Proclaimers
Get Found Tonight Get Down Tonight KC and the Sunshine Band
Look Yourself Lose Yourself Eminem
Should I Pray or Should I Go? Should I Stay or Should I Go? The Clash
The Spittle The Middle Jimmy Eat World
Sweet Oholibamah Sweet Home Alabama Lynyrd Skynyrd
It's Not Eden Superman (It's Not Easy) Five for Fighting
Listening After Midnight Living After Midnight Judas Priest
Psum 14 Fat Lip Sum 41
The Word Grease Frankie Valli
Wherever You Will Sow Wherever You Will Go The Calling
Wake Up Talitha Cumi Wake Up Little Susie The Everly Brothers
Guide the Way By the Way The Red Hot Chili Peppers
Little-Read Bible Book Lil' Red Riding Hood Sam the Sham & the Pharaohs
Downer of a Sister Chop Suey System of a Down
Lazy Brain Crazy Train Ozzy Osbourne
Called My Wife All My Life Foo Fighters

Grace Period
2002

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Corinthians In the End Linkin Park
Cornelius Cecilia Simon & Garfunkel
I'm a Receiver I'm a Believer The Monkees
YHWH YMCA Village People
Smooth Grandmama Smooth Criminal Michael Jackson
The Devil Went Down to Jordan The Devil Went Down to Georgia Charlie Daniels
Drop of Lucifer Drops of Jupiter Train
Born Above Born to Run Bruce Springsteen
Follow Me Follow Me Uncle Kracker
Don't Fear the People (Don't Fear) the Reaper Blue Oyster Cult
Lemonade Renegade Styx
How You Rewind Me How You Remind Me Nickelback
Regeneration My Generation The Who
Love the Jews Love Me Do The Beatles
Good Guys, Bad Guys Good Times, Bad Times Led Zeppelin
Flurry Blurry Puddle of Mudd
Tom Saw Ya Tom Sawyer Rush
Sufferin' Just Finished (Haman) Suffragette City David Bowie
Smells Like Thirtysomething Spirit Smells Like Teen Spirit Nirvana
Baa! We're Lambs Barbara Ann Beach Boys

Keep the Change
2001

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Story of a Squirrel Absolutely (Story of a Girl) Nine Days
Monkey Scheme (Theme From) The Monkees The Monkees
Christmasnite Kryptonite Three Doors Down
Bethlehemian Rhapsody (2001) Bohemian Rhapsody Queen
Stay in the Light Stayin' Alive The Bee Gees
Old Time Romans Road Old Time Rock and Roll Bob Seger
The Real Sin Savior The Real Slim Shady Eminem
Babylona My Sharona The Knack
Daniel Daniel Elton John
All the Stalls Stink All the Small Things Blink 182
Cheap Birds Free Bird Lynyrd Skynyrd
Mama Told Me (What's to Come) Mama Told Me (Not to Come) Three Dog Night
Manger Angel Shaggy (featuring Rayvon)
Be Bold Jeremiah Jet Airliner Steve Miller
Ballad of Jesus & Yahweh Ballad of John & Yoko The Beatles
Rock and Roots Rock and Roll Led Zeppelin
Simp Liztik Nookie Limp Bizkit
You Booked Me All Along You Shook Me All Night Long AC/DC
Life Restored Last Resort Papa Roach

Spoofernatural
2000

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Play That Funny Music Play That Funky Music Wild Cherry
Fishin' On A Pier Livin' on a Prayer Bon Jovi
Pray Now (Lost Art) All Star Smash Mouth
Elijah Elvira Oak Ridge Boys
Sin Can Be Resistible Simply Irresistible Robert Palmer
Trooth Smooth Santana Featuring Rob Thomas
La Bible La Bamba Ritchie Valens
I Want in That Place I Want it That Way The Backstreet Boys
Crowd of Foreign Girls California Girls The Beach Boys
Choirboy Cowboy Kid Rock
Every Crown Has Its Thorns Every Rose Has Its Thorn Poison
Livin What Jesus Spoke of Livin' La Vida Loca Ricky Martin
I Love Apostle Paul I Love Rock and Roll Joan Jett & the Blackhearts
Jonah Jonah Mony Mony Tommy James & the Shondells
Learn Some Deuteronomy Pour Some Sugar on Me Def Leppard
Last Night Last Kiss Pearl Jam
Once Livin' Twice Died Once Bitten Twice Shy Great White
Rock This Tower Rock This Town The Stray Cats
Genny 22 867-5309/Jenny Tommy Tutone

Biblical Graffiti
1999

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One Way One Week Barenaked Ladies
Twins Came Out Twist and Shout The Beatles
Every Step to Take Every Breath You Take The Police
969 Summer of '69 Bryan Adams
Second Timothy Sex and Candy Marcy Playground
You Ain't Been Nothing Yet You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet BTO
Donkey Talked with Him Honky Tonk Women The Rolling Stones
Ronomy Runaway Del Shannon
Credence Thru Deepwater Survival Proud Mary Creedence Clearwater Revival
Lawful Woman (in a Bad Place) Long Cool Woman (in a Black Dress) The Hollies
Kick in the Wall Pt. 2 Another Brick in the Wall Pt. 2 Pink Floyd
Fast Paul The Way Fastball
Jail Got Rocked Jailhouse Rock Elvis Presley
Put You Down in My Will Push Matchbox 20
Crazy Little King God Loves Crazy Little Thing Called Love Queen
Dancing Dave Dancing Days Led Zeppelin
Smart Blest Man Sharp Dressed Man ZZ Top
Revelation Man Secret Agent Man Johnny Rivers
Armageddon Valley Someday Pleasant Valley Sunday The Monkees
Droppin' on the Sun Walkin' on the Sun Smash Mouth
Bends to Low Places Friends in Low Places Garth Brooks
Enter Samson Enter Sandman Metallica

Jesus Christ Morningstar
1998

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Hotel Can't Afford Ya Hotel California The Eagles
Go Right Now All Right Now Free
Apostle Me Rock 'n Me Steve Miller Band
Jesus (Sermon on the Mount) Venus Shocking Blue
Temple Physician Pinball Wizard The Who
Love & Kisses Rock and Roll All Night Kiss
Parable Guy American Pie Don McLean
I'll Prepare for You I'll Be There for You The Rembrandts
I Have to Die First Eye of the Tiger Survivor
Didn't Just Die Live and Let Die Paul McCartney & Wings
Died and Rose China Grove Doobie Brothers
You May be Bright You May be Right Billy Joel
L.S.F. Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds The Beatles
Spirit Inside Spirit in the Sky Norman Greenbaum
Walk His Way Walk This Way Aerosmith
John 1:1 Fun, Fun, Fun Beach Boys
Narrow Way to Heaven Stairway to Heaven Led Zeppelin
Fakey Shaky Parts Achy Breaky Heart Billy Ray Cyrus

Ticked
1997

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Come Out and Pray Come Out and Play The Offspring
All ApologetiX All Apologies Nirvana
Naomi Gonna Be with Ruth Only Wanna Be With You Hootie & the Blowfish
Shepherd's Paradise Gangsta's Paradise Coolio
Counting Blessings Counting Blue Cars Dishwalla
Plump Lump Presidents of the United States of America
Letterman Betterman Pearl Jam
People Pepper Buttonhole Surfers
Big Deal Big Me Foo Fighters
Little Sins Little Things Bush
Stupid World Stupid Girl Garbage
A Lie Alive Pearl Jam
Preachers Peaches Presidents of the United States of America
Who's There Loser Beck
Heaven Isn't Like That Shine Collective Soul
No Chain No Rain Blind Melon
Young as You Are Come As You Are Nirvana
Casket Place Basket Case Green Day
Lightning Flashes Lightning Crashes Live
Inyerface Love Song Interstate Love Song Stone Temple Pilots
You Gotta Go You Oughta Know Alanis Morissette

Radical History Tour
1994

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Bethlehemian Rhapsody (1994) Bohemian Rhapsody Queen
Isaac Man Ice Cream Man Van Halen
Jacob's Name is Israel Takin' Care of Business Bachman-Turner Overdrive
Judgment Gets Passed Jumpin' Jack Flash The Rolling Stones
Check Out The Book The Look Roxette
Yer Maker D'Yer Maker Led Zeppelin
I Know a Riddle I Know a Little Lynyrd Skynyrd
I've Got Elijah Fightin' Baal I've Got a Tiger by the Tail Buck Owens
Not Logs Lincoln Hot Rod Lincoln Commander Cody
Read Ephesians Sweet Emotion Aerosmith
Lazzie Lay Maggie Mae Rod Stewart
Catch that Fever Cat Scratch Fever Ted Nugent
Triune Godhead Satisfaction The Rolling Stones
Ignorant Song Immigrant Song Led Zeppelin
E-Z Kiel Suzie Q. (Part One) Creedence Clearwater Revival
Virgin Urgent Foreigner
The Sounds of Silas The Sounds of Silence Simon & Garfunkel
Bad Dude Risin' Bad Moon Risin' CCR
Life in the Last Days Life in the Fast Lane The Eagles
Midnight Hour Pt. 2 In the Midnight Hour Wilson Pickett

Isn't Wasn't Ain't
1993
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Isn't Wasn't Ain't (in the Bible) Livin' Lovin' Maid (She's Just a Woman) Led Zeppelin
David & Goliath Paperback Writer The Beatles
Lions Signs Five Man Electrical Band
Patients Patience Guns N' Roses
Help Me, Rhoda Help Me, Rhonda The Beach Boys
That Daughter Black Water Doobie Brothers
Little Esther Little Sister Elvis Presley
Don't Try (To Hide) Don't Cry Guns N' Roses
I Found the Answer There I Saw Her Standing There The Beatles
Be Like David Was Feel Like Makin' Love Bad Company
Ain't That a Miracle Pink Houses John Cougar Mellencamp
God I Like About You What I Like About You The Romantics
Faith Pt. 2 Faith George Michael
Christians Doin' Music Listen to the Music Doobie Brothers
What Is and Will Forever Be What is and What Should Never Be Led Zeppelin
In Matthew 9 I Feel Fine The Beatles
Mrs. Protestant Mrs. Robinson Simon & Garfunkel
He Really Got Mad You Really Got Me The Kinks
Love (Ain't Nothin') Long Train Runnin' Doobie Brothers
Verynice City Paradise City Guns N' Roses


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20:20 Video



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Our 20:20 Video DVD is back in stock after two years of unavailability.

Featuring 23 songs, 20:20 Video was filmed at our 20th anniversary concert (8/24/12) and captures the complete ApologetiX experience -- dialogue between songs, shticks, teaching, testimonies, etc.

This two-disc set has three other major special sections:

  • an interview section with the current band members
  • a montage of video greetings and testimonies from fans
  • a group discussion with six men who drummed for us from 1992-12.

  • ApologetiX Rarities


    RARE, NOT WELL DONE: ApologetiX Rarities Volume 1 & 2
    Note: These are downloads only -- not CDs
    $19.99 for both.

    Click here to get both! We recently released two collections of old recordings of 40 previously unavailable ApologetiX parodies as online downloads. Now is your chance to listen to what you've been missin'.

    Warning: These tracks live up to their name; they're rare, but not well done. That's why we put them out as online downloads only and not on CD. They are primitive recordings (some live and some studio) from our formative years and are only for ApologetiX fans who already have the CDs.

    Although we cringe at the quality, we love the lyrics on these songs, and we may never get around to re-recording many of them. So this is your chance to hear what might have been.

    After checking out at paypal, make sure you click "Return to Merchant" to come back to the download page!

    Instant Download! Listen right now!


    RARE, NOT WELL DONE: ApologetiX Rarities Volume 1
    Note: This is a download only -- not a CD
    $9.99

    We recently released two collections of old recordings of 40 previously unavailable ApologetiX parodies as online downloads. Now is your chance to listen to what you've been missin'.

    Warning: These tracks live up to their name; they're rare, but not well done. That's why we put them out as online downloads only and not on CD. They are primitive recordings (some live and some studio) from our formative years and are only for ApologetiX fans who already have the CDs.

    Although we cringe at the quality, we love the lyrics on these songs, and we may never get around to re-recording many of them. So this is your chance to hear what might have been.

    Born-Again ChildBorn to Be WildSteppenwolf
    Even ThoughEven FlowPearl Jam
    Holy LandHold My HandHootie & the Blowfish
    Hey ZaccheusTake It Easythe Eagles
    Already Goin'Already Gonethe Eagles
    NainNamethe Goo Goo Dolls
    No ExistenceNo ExcusesAlice in Chains
    Proving My ReligionLosing My ReligionREM
    Under the BreathUnder the Bridgethe Red Hot Chili Peppers
    God's Own SonBlack Hole SunSoundgarden
    WrongviewLongviewGreen Day
    Back in a HurryBackwaterthe Meat Puppets
    Telling the DramaSelling the DramaLive
    Here Come the SonsHere Comes the Sunthe Beatles
    Day KippurDay Tripperthe Beatles
    Sheba WomanShe's a Womanthe Beatles
    Obed-Edom ObadiahOb-la-di Ob-la-dathe Beatles
    MishaelMichellethe Beatles
    Come to FatherCome Togetherthe Beatles
    Addicted to ChristTicket to Ridethe Beatles

    After checking out at paypal, make sure you click "Return to Merchant" to come back to the download page!

    $4.99 Instant Download!

    RARE, NOT WELL DONE: ApologetiX Rarities Volume 2
    Note: This is a download only -- not a CD
    $9.99

    We recently released two collections of old recordings of 40 previously unavailable ApologetiX parodies as online downloads. Now is your chance to listen to what you've been missin'.

    Warning: These tracks live up to their name; they're rare, but not well done. That's why we put them out as online downloads only and not on CD. They are primitive recordings (some live and some studio) from our formative years and are only for ApologetiX fans who already have the CDs.

    Although we cringe at the quality, we love the lyrics on these songs, and we may never get around to re-recording many of them. So this is your chance to hear what might have been.

    A Day in the LoafA Day in the Lifethe Beatles
    Can't Buy Free LoveCan't Buy Me Lovethe Beatles
    All My LettersAll My Lovin'the Beatles
    Saint JudeHey Judethe Beatles
    RevelationRevolutionthe Beatles
    Hell!Help!the Beatles
    Maybe MadonnaLady Madonnathe Beatles
    Psalms Come TrueSong Sung BlueNeil Diamond
    Shoestring Tie-erShooting StarBad Company
    Rocky Day Woman #8:3-15Rainy Day Women #12 & 35Bob Dylan
    Enter Samson '94Enter SandmanMetallica
    Trust in the LordJoy to the WorldThree Dog Night
    How You Rewind Me - Single VersionHow You Remind MeNickelback
    I Wanna Read the BibleI Wanna Be Sedatedthe Ramones
    The New Testament in Living ColorKodachromePaul Simon
    A.D. 1992/Rockin' the Paradise ClubA.D. 1928/Rockin' the ParadiseStyx
    Not Named JobOld Time Rock and RollBob Seger
    Sabbath Day That's Alright for RightingSaturday Night's Alright for FightingElton John
    The Second Half of ActsYour Mama Don't DanceLoggins & Messina and Poison
    Upper RoomWhite RoomCream

    After checking out at paypal, make sure you click "Return to Merchant" to come back to the download page!

    $4.99 Instant Download!


    The 12 Downloads of Christmas

    The 12 Downloads of Christmas

    $7.99

    The 12 Downloads of Christmas (Download Only)

    Includes every Christmas parody ApologetiX has ever recorded, plus three great Christmas songs by Ten point Ten, the acclaimed Christian progressive-rock band featuring ApologetiX members Bill Hubauer, Jimmy "Vegas" Tanner, and David McKee. You'll also get a free lyric sheet. Note: This is available as a download only and not as a CD.

    1. Bethlehem's Boy (My Best Friend's Girl by the Cars)
    2. Tip From an Angel (Lips of an Angel by Hinder)
    3. Try Micah (Drive My Car by the Beatles)
    4. Christmasnite (Kryptonite by Three Doors Down)
    5. Manger (Angel by Shaggy with Rayvon)
    6. Hotel Can.t Afford Ya (Hotel California by the Eagles)
    7. Micah No. 5 (Mambo No. 5 by Lou Bega)
    8. Late December 5 or 6 B.C. (December 1963 by the Four Seasons)
    9. Santa Claus (Panama by Van Halen)
    10. Oh Come Oh Come Emmanuel (Ten point Ten)
    11. We Three Kings (Ten point Ten)
    12. Carol of the Bells (Ten point Ten)

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