Clues for Our First Single of 2019
Fri., Jan. 11. 2019 6:59pm EST
We plan to release our first single of 2019 on Sunday night, Lord willing. In the meantime, here are some clues for you. Think you've figured out the artists we're spoofing? Then see how many references you can spot.
SONG #1
It looked like the crowd would starve, till there was a youth willing to share. He was only one in 5000, but this boy was unique; he actually brought food. Moral of the story: Even if many people come together for a last-minute meal, fixing a whole bunch of food isn't a problem with Jesus. All you need is loaves. Some fish would help, too. Dig it?
SONG #2
If you see Jehovah's Witnesses while looking out the window, your first step should be to pray. Don't treat them bad and ruin an opportunity. How will they know love lives here if you're so rude? Ask God to make them open to ideas you present. You may be quite amazed. We wrote this song to help you when they talk about the afterlife.
Once the new single is released, we'll announce it on our website, Facebook, and Twitter.
We currently have 118 other sets of downloads available for a donation of any size, including our previous release, "Eve Looks Back" and "Jewish Farm," featuring parodies of Fleetwood Mac and Paul McCartney & Wings.
To get any of these projects, check out our latest singles at http://apologetix.com/store/store.php and select the download you want for whatever amount you wish to donate.
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