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This Week's Bible-Reading and Rock Thru the Bible
Thu., Feb. 29. 2024 4:50pm EST

We began our latest trip through the Bible on April 12, 2023. Here's our Bible-reading plan for the next two weeks for those of you reading along with us:

Fri., Mar. 1 - 2 Corinthians 10-13
Sat., Mar. 2 - Galatians 1-3
Sun., Mar. 3 - Galatians 4-6
Mon., Mar. 4 - Ephesians 1-3
Tue., Mar. 5 - Ephesians 4-6
Wed., Mar. 6 - Philippians 1-4
Thu., Mar. 7 - Colossians 1-4
Fri., Mar. 8 - 1 Thessalonians 1-3
Sat., Mar. 9 - 1 Thessalonians 4-5
Sun., Mar. 10 - 2 Thessalonians 1-3
Mon., Mar. 11 - 1 Timothy 1-3
Tue., Mar. 12- 1 Timothy 4-6
Wed., Mar. 13 - 2 Timothy 1-4
Thu. Mar. 14 - Titus 1-3, Philemon 1
Fri., Mar. 15 - Hebrews 1-3

Note: If you don't have a Bible handy, you can look up these passages for free on http://www.biblegateway.com. They have about 60 different English translations/versions there to choose from, plus translations in many other languages, many of which also have multiple translations/versions.


ROCK THRU THE BIBLE

In April 2022, we introduced a new feature called "Rock Thru the Bible." ApX friend David Michael has made lists of ApX parodies to go with each week's readings, and he continues to update them as we release new parodies.

He's also been creating playlists of corresponding lyric videos for them on YouTube. You can find those video playlists at:https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCt2lHtRV1wziK5v4xYKu9Qw/featured

Here are this week's entries:


Fri., Mar. 1 – 2 Corinthians 10-13

Chapter 10

3 "One More Wall" (found on Apoplectic), parody of "Wonderwall" by Oasis
3 "Back in the Battle" (found on Sandwich Platter), parody of "Back in the Saddle" by Aerosmith
8 "All My Letters" (found on Braggadocious), parody of "All My Loving" by The Beatles
17 "Brag on the Lord All Day" (found on Braggadocious), parody of "Bang the Drum All Day" by Todd Rundgren

Chapter 11

1 "Apologetics" (found on Alien Invasion), parody of "Come and Get It" by Badfinger
3 "It's Not Eden" (found on Classics: Lite), parody of "Superman (It's Not Easy)" by Five for Fighting
3 "The Devil Incites" (found on Vision Gets Clearer As We Get Closer), parody of "Devil Inside" by INXS
14 "Devil Fell" (found on Singles Group), parody of "Rebel Yell" by Billy Idol
16 "It's a Long Way to the Dock (If You Wanna Stop in" (found on That's Too Bad), parody of "It's a Long Way to the Top (If You Wanna Rock 'n' Roll)" by AC/DC
30 "Can't Fight This Kneeling" (found on Nichey), parody of "Can't Fight This Feeling" by REO Speedwagon

Chapter 12

2 "Fly Like Ezekiel" (found on Loaded 45s), parody of "Fly Like An Eagle" by Steve Miller Band
4 "Heaven Isn't Like That" (found on Ticked), parody of "Shine" by Collective Soul
9 "Working for the Weakened" (found on Wise Up and Rock), parody of "Working for the Weekend" by Loverboy
20 "Blabbed Through the Phone" (found on Only a Glorified Cover Band), parody of "Bad to the Bone" by George Thorogood & the Destroyers

Chapter 13

5 "God's Presence (Christ in Your Life)" (found on Very Vicarious), parody of "Good Riddance (Time of Your Life)" by Green Day
5 "Full of Yourself (Distinguished Young Man)" (found on Sandwich Platter), parody of "Fooling Yourself (The Angry Young Man)" by Styx
5 "Better Than Exorcism" (found on Apoplectic), parody of "Good" by Better Than Ezra
8 "Trooth" (found on Classics: 90's), parody of "Smooth" by Santana Featuring Rob Thomas


Sat., Mar. 2 - Galatians 1-3

Chapter 1

1 "This Is from Paul" (found on Apoplectic), parody of "This is a Call" by The Foo Fighters
6 "What Is and Will Forever Be" (found on Isn't Wasn't Ain't), parody of "What is and What Should Never Be" by Led Zeppelin
8 "Timeline" (found on Wise Up and Rock), parody of "Limelight" by Rush
9 "Isn't Wasn't Ain't (in the Bible)" (found on Isn't Wasn't Ain't), parody of "Livin' Lovin' Maid (She's Just a Woman)" by Led Zeppelin

Chapter 2

20 "Crossloads" (found on Nichey), parody of "Crossroads" by Cream
20 "Man on a Cross" (found on Hot Potato Soup), parody of "Man in a Box" by Alice in Chains
21 "Place of Grace" (found on Nichey), parody of "Ace of Spades" by Motörhead

Chapter 3

6 "Genny 22" (found on Classics: 80's), parody of "867-5309/Jenny" by Tommy Tutone
10 "Goodnews" (found on Loaded 45s), parody of "Footloose" by Kenny Loggins
10 "Leviticus Can't Be Done" (found on Zebraic), parody of "Little Miss Can't Be Wrong" by The Spin Doctors
19 "Learn Some Deuteronomy" (found on Braggadocious), parody of "Pour Some Sugar on Me" by Def Leppard
24 "Lemonade" (found on Braggadocious), parody of "Renegade" by Styx
24 "Back in the New Testament" (found on Classics: 60's), parody of "Back in the U.S.S.R." by The Beatles
26 "Heir of Our God" (found on Rock's in Their Heads), parody of "Hair of the Dog" by Nazareth


Sun., Mar. 3 - Galatians 4-6

Chapter 4

4 "One of Us Indeed" (found on Apoplectic), parody of "One of Us" by Joan Osborne
4 "Lost and Found" (found on Kinda Stuffy), parody of "Round and Round" by Ratt
10 "Revelation" (found on Classics: 60's), parody of "Revolution" by The Beatles
16 "Faithless Love" (found on You Can't Say Euphrates Without the 80's), parody of "Tainted Love" by Soft Cell
16 "Under the Breath" (found on Apoplectic), parody of "Under the Bridge" by Red Hot Chili Peppers
18 "God's Zealot" (found on Only a Glorified Cover Band), parody of "Godzilla" by Blue Öyster Cult
28 "Isaac Man" (found on Classics: 70's, Vol. 2), parody of "Ice Cream Man" by Van Halen

Chapter 5

1 "Free Indeed" (found on Xit Ego Lopa), parody of "T.N.T." by AC/DC
13 "Like Piranha Fish" (found on Apolog80s: Back from the Future), parody of "My Prerogative" by Bobby Brown
22 "The Power Above" (found on Wise Up and Rock), parody of "The Power of Love" by Huey Lewis and the News

Chapter 6

1 "To Be Rebuked" (found on Play Nice), parody of "To Be with You" by Mr. Big
8 "Patients" (found on Play Nice), parody of "Patience" by Guns N' Roses


Mon., Mar. 4 - Ephesians 1-3

Chapter 1

5 "Known from the Beginning" (found on Xit Ego Lopa), parody of "Beginnings" by Chicago
13 "I Feel God" (found on Transformed Soul), parody of "I Feel Good" by James Brown
18 "More Than a Healing" (found on Classics: 70's), parody of "More Than a Feeling" by Boston

Chapter 2

1 "Oppression" (found on Never Before, but Then Again...), parody of "Obsession" by Animotion
1 "Choirboy" (found on Classics: 90's), parody of "Cowboy" by Kid Rock
1 "Tried to Find Lots of Ways" (found on Very Vicarious), parody of "Drivin' My Life Away" by Eddie Rabbitt
2 "Resist Him" (found on Music Is As Music Does), parody of "Rhiannon" by Fleetwood Mac
5 "Ephesians" (found on Classics: Lite), parody of "The Reason" by Hoobastank
8 "The Word" (found on Classics: Oldies), parody of "Grease" by Frankie Valli
8 "Die Without His Grace" (found on Get Rich Quick), parody of "Eyes Without a Face" by Billy Idol
8 "Good Works Don't" (found on Rock's in Their Heads), parody of "Good Girls Don't" by The Knack
8 "More Than Works" (found on Classics: Lite), parody of "More than Words" by Extreme
10 "Works" (found on From Hair to Eternity), parody of "Words" by Missing Persons

Chapter 3

18 "I Can't Escape" (found on Doves in Snakes' Clothing), parody of "I Can't Explain" by The Who
20 "Ask God" (found on recent single), parody of "Let's Go" by The Cars


Tue., Mar. 5 - Ephesians 4-6

Chapter 4

14 "Mr. Don't" (found on Decent Alternative), parody of "Mr. Jones" by Counting Crows
17 "A Lie" (found on Ticked), parody of "Alive" by Pearl Jam
23 "Transplants" (found on Classics: 2000's), parody of "Dance, Dance" by Fall Out Boy
25 "Let's End the Fight Together" (found on Music Is As Music Does), parody of "Let's Spend the Night Together" by The Rolling Stones
29 "Faithless Love" (found on You Can't Say Euphrates Without the 80's), parody of "Tainted Love" by Soft Cell
29 "Speech Police" (found on Very Vicarious), parody of "Dream Police" by Cheap Trick
30 "Fly Away From Hell" (found on Classics: 70's), parody of "Highway to Hell" by AC/DC
30 "It's You in Me" (found on Churchigo II), parody of "Just You 'n' Me" by Chicago

Chapter 5

5 "I Was Made for Revenue" (found on Rock's in Their Heads), parody of "I Was Made for Lovin' You" by Kiss
5 "Greed River" (found on Vision Gets Clearer As We Get Closer), parody of "Green River" by Creedence Clearwater Revival
6 "You're All Like Troglodytes" (found on Prehysterical), parody of "You're All I've Got Tonight" by The Cars
6 "Trilobite Love" (found on Prehysterical), parody of "Bye Bye Love" by The Cars
8 "Stay in the Light" (found on Classics: Party), parody of "Stayin' Alive" by The Bee Gees
8 "Sad Today in the Dark" (found on recent single), parody of "Saturday in the Park" by Chicago
14 "Lethargy" (found on Zebraic), parody of "Refugee" by Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers
15 "A Foolhardy Song" (found on Prehysterical), parody of "Authority Song" by John Cougar Mellencamp
16 "Let's Redo the Music" (found on Loaded 45s), parody of "Listen to the Music" by Doobie Brothers

Chapter 6

4 "Train Them Up Before They Grow-Grow" (found on Get Rich Quick), parody of "Make It Big" by Wham!
10 "Read Ephesians" (found on The Boys Aren't Backin' Down), parody of "Sweet Emotion" by Aerosmith
10 "Back in the Battle" (found on Sandwich Platter), parody of "Back in the Saddle" by Aerosmith
11 "Phony Ol' Lie" (found on Zebraic), parody of "Lonely Ol' Night" by John Cougar Mellencamp
12 "The Sound of Sirens" (found on Only a Glorified Cover Band), parody of "The Sound of Silence" by Disturbed
15 "We Got the Feet" (found on Play Nice), parody of "We Got the Beat" by The Go-Go's
16 "The War in You" (found on That's Too Bad), parody of "The Warrior" by Scandal featuring Patty Smyth
18 "Talk Daily to Me" (found on From Hair to Eternity), parody of "Talk Dirty to Me" by Poison



Wed., Mar. 6 - Philippians 1-4

Chapter 1

6 "How You Rewind Me" (found on Classics: 2000's), parody of "How You Remind Me" by Nickelback
6 "God Knows You've Tried" (found on Apoplectic), parody of "Slide" by The Goo Goo Dolls
6 "Living, Loving Faith (Please Just Don't Worry)" (found on Only a Glorified Cover Band), parody of "Living Loving Maid (She's Just a Woman)" by Led Zeppelin
6 "You're Mad at What?" (found on Xit Ego Lopa), parody of "No Matter What" by Badfinger
7 "Sorry All the Time" (found on Never Before, but Then Again...), parody of "Party All the Time" by Eddie Murphy
14 "Bold As Christ" (found on Sandwich Platter), parody of "Cold As Ice" by Foreigner
15 "Preachers" (found on Classics: 90's), parody of "Peaches" by Presidents of the United States of America
21 "Stay Deceased" (found on Sandwich Platter), parody of "Stay with Me" by Faces

Chapter 2

3 "Humpty Dumpty Country Club" (found on Classics: Country), parody of "Honky Tonk Badonkadonk" by Trace Adkins
3 "Act Selfless" (found on Play Nice), parody of "Black Velvet" by Alannah Myles
3 "Even Though" (found on Decent Alternative), parody of "Even Flow" by Pearl Jam
5 "One of Us Indeed" (found on Apoplectic), parody of "One of Us" by Joan Osborne
7 "You're So Plain" (found on Loaded 45s), parody of "You're So Vain" by Carly Simon
9 "Still His Name" (found on Conspiracy No. 56), parody of "Still the Same" by Bob Seger
9 "Heaven's Gonna Lift You Up" (found on Kinda Stuffy), parody of "Never Gonna Give You Up" by Rick Astley
15 "Guard Your Candle" (found on Hot Potato Soup), parody of "Hard to Handle" by The Black Crowes
15 "Child of God" (found on Very Vicarious), parody of "Shining Star" by Earth, Wind & Fire

Chapter 3

7 "I Dealt with You" (found on You Can't Say Euphrates Without the 80's), parody of "I Melt with You" by Modern English
12 "Tufftumbling" (found on Play Nice), parody of "Tubthumping" by Chumbawamba

Chapter 4

6 "I'm Too Stressed" (found on Come See, Come Saw), parody of "I'm Too Sexy" by Right Said Fred
6 "Quite a God" (found on Decent Alternative), parody of "What I Got" by Sublime
6 "Get Serene" (found on Decent Alternative), parody of "Glycerine" by Bush
6 "Counting Blessings" (found on Ticked), parody of "Counting Blue Cars" by Dishwalla
6 "Talking Inner Peace" (found on Play Nice), parody of "Talking in Your Sleep" by The Romantics
13 "Feelin' Stronger in the Faith" (found on Unconditional Releases), parody of "Feelin' Stronger Every Day" by Chicago


Thu., Mar. 7 - Colossians 1-4

Chapter 1

13 "Glad It's Over" (found on Alien Invasion), parody of "Glad All Over" by The Dave Clark Five
15 "Jehovah" (found on Classics: Party), parody of "The Joker" by Steve Miller
16 "He Spoke" (found on Play Nice), parody of "The Stroke" by Billy Squier
16 "Triune Godhead" (found on I Know You Are but What Am I?), parody of "(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction" by The Rolling Stones
16 "Telescoper" (found on Rock's in Their Heads), parody of "Under My Wheels" by Alice Cooper
17 "Herman's Sermon" (found on Unconditional Releases), parody of "I'm Henry VIII, I Am" by Herman's Hermits
21 "Wicked" (found on Wise Up and Rock), parody of "Whip It" by Devo
27 "Full of Yourself (Distinguished Young Man)" (found on Sandwich Platter), parody of "Fooling Yourself (The Angry Young Man)" by Styx

Chapter 2

3 "Come for Some" (found on Apoplectic), parody of "Cumbersome" by Seven Mary Three
8 "Message in the Bible" (found on Only a Glorified Cover Band), parody of "Message in a Bottle" by the Police
11 "I Went in the Stream" (found on You Can't Say Euphrates Without the 80's), parody of "Islands in the Stream" by Kenny Rogers & Dolly Parton
16 "Separate Days (to Worship God)" (found on You Can't Say Euphrates Without the 80's), parody of "Separate Ways (Worlds Apart)" by Journey
16 "Sabbath Day's Quite Alright for Nice Things" (found on Rock's in Their Heads), parody of "Saturday Night's Alright for Fighting" by Elton John
16 "Keep Your Ham to Yourself" (found on Wise Up and Rock), parody of "Keep Your Hands to Yourself" by The Georgia Satellites
16 "December 5 or 6 B.C. (Oh Holy Night)" (found on Classics: Christmas), parody of "December 1963 (Oh What a Night)" by The Four Seasons

Chapter 3

1 "Bad Things for a Good Time" (found on That's Too Bad), parody of "Nothin' but a Good Time" by Poison
5 "Sinning Will" (found on Very Vicarious), parody of "Spinning Wheel" by Blood, Sweat & Tears
8 "Slow to Wrath" (found on Vision Gets Clearer As We Get Closer), parody of "Photograph" by Def Leppard
11 "The Sound of Sirens" (found on Only a Glorified Cover Band), parody of "The Sound of Silence" by Disturbed
21 "Train Them Up Before They Grow-Grow" (found on Get Rich Quick), parody of "Make It Big" by Wham!

Chapter 4

5 "If You Believe" (found on Never Before, but Then Again...), parody of "If You Leave" by Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark


Fri., Mar. 8 - 1 Thessalonians 1-3

Chapter 1

1 "Thessalonians Letters" (found on Overdue Books), parody of "Things Can Only Get Better" by Howard Jones

Chapter 2

2 "Bold As Christ" (found on Sandwich Platter), parody of "Cold As Ice" by Foreigner
13 "I'm a Receiver" (found on Classics: Party), parody of "I'm a Believer" by The Monkees

Chapter 3

1 "The Real Need" (found on Rock's in Their Heads), parody of "The Real Me" by The Who