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Rock Thru the Bible with ApX This Week
Fri., Mar. 17. 2023 2:40pm EDT

In April 2022, we introduced a new feature called "Rock Thru the Bible." Our friend David Michael has been making lists of ApX parodies to go with each week's readings. He's also been creating playlists of corresponding lyric videos for them on YouTube. You can find those video playlists at: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCt2lHtRV1wziK5v4xYKu9Qw/featured

Here are all the entries for the coming week:


Sat., Mar. 18 - 1 Thessalonians 4-5

Chapter 4

13 "Already Goin'" (found on Rare, Not Well Done, Volume 1), parody of "Already Gone" by the Eagles
13 "Trumpet Sound" (found on Never Before, but Then Again...), parody of "Funkytown" by Pseudo Echo
14 "Didn't Just Die" (found on Easter Standard Time), parody of "Live and Let Die" by Paul McCartney & Wings
14 "Died and Rose" (found on Easter Standard Time), parody of "China Grove" by The Doobie Brothers
14 "Taken Up" (found on Double Take), parody of "Shake it Up" by The Cars
16 "Rose Up" (found on Doves in Snakes' Clothing), parody of "Roller" by April Wine

Chapter 5

1 "Gimme Pre-Trib" (found on Hot Potato Soup), parody of "Gimme Three Steps" by Lynyrd Skynyrd
1 "Bible in Hand" (found on The Boys Aren't Backin' Down), parody of "Travelin' Band" by Creedence Clearwater Revival
2 "Bathwater" (found on Apoplectic), parody of "Backwater" by The Meat Puppets
4 "Sad Today in the Dark" (found on recent single), parody of "Saturday in the Park" by Chicago
17 "Talk Daily to Me" (found on From Hair to Eternity), parody of "Talk Dirty to Me" by Poison


Sun., Mar. 19 - 2 Thessalonians 1-3

Chapter 1

7 "Hell Smells" (found on Loaded 45s), parody of "Hells Bells" by AC/DC

Chapter 2

1 "Revelation Man" (found on Classics: 60's), parody of "Secret Agent Man" by Johnny Rivers
1 "Bad Dude Risin'" (found on Classics: 60's), parody of "Bad Moon Risin'" by CCR
1 "Won't Get Born Again" (found on Classics: 70's), parody of "Won't Get Fooled Again" by The Who
11 "Land of Delusion" (found on Classics: 80's), parody of "Land of Confusion" by Genesis

Chapter 3

16 "God of Peace" (found on Music Is As Music Does), parody of "Peaceful Easy Feeling" by The Eagles


Mon., Mar. 20 - 1 Timothy 1-3

Chapter 1

9 "Braggin' and Lyin'" (found on Braggadocious), parody of "Draggin' the Line" by Tommy James
15 "Yer Maker" (found on Soundproof), parody of "D'Yer Maker" by Led Zeppelin
15 "The Real Sin Savior" (found on Classics: 2000's), parody of "The Real Slim Shady" by Eminem
15 "Brag on the Lord All Day" (found on Braggadocious), parody of "Bang the Drum All Day" by Todd Rundgren
15 "Psum 14" (found on Classics: Heavy), parody of "Fat Lip" by Sum 41

Chapter 2

1 "Offer Your Prayer" (found on Unconditional Releases), parody of "Scarborough Fair/Canticle" by Simon & Garfunkel
1 "You've Got Another King Comin'" (found on Hot Potato Soup), parody of "You've Got Another Thing Comin'" by Judas Priest
4 "Midnight Hour Pt. 2" (found on Radical History Tour), parody of "In the Midnight Hour" by Wilson Pickett
4 "Grandma Got Won Over by a Stranger" (found on Very Vicarious), parody of "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer" by Elmo & Patsy
4 "An Old King in the New Age" (found on I Know You Are but What Am I?), parody of "Anarchy in the U.K." by The Sex Pistols
4 "Selling the Dogma" (found on Zebraic), parody of "Selling the Drama" by Live
5 "One Way" (found on Classics: 90's), parody of "One Week" by Barenaked Ladies
5 "One Thing Leads to the Father" (found on Wise Up and Rock), parody of "One Thing Leads to Another" by The Fixx
5 "Killing My Suffering with His Son" (found on Quilt), parody of "Killing Me Softly with His Song" by Roberta Flack
14 "Called My Wife" (found on Classics: Heavy), parody of "All My Life" by Foo Fighters
14 "It's Not Eden" (found on Classics: Lite), parody of "Superman (It's Not Easy)" by Five for Fighting

Chapter 3

16 "Jehovah" (found on Classics: Party), parody of "The Joker" by Steve Miller
16 "Trinity" (found on Classics: 60's), parody of "Thank You" by Led Zeppelin


Tue., Mar. 21 - 1 Timothy 4-6

Chapter 4

3 "Tasty Plants" (found on Very Vicarious), parody of "The Safety Dance" by Men Without Hats
10 "Strive" (found on Get Rich Quick), parody of "Drive" by The Cars
12 "Little Youth Group" (found on Conspiracy No. 56), parody of "Little Deuce Coupe" by The Beach Boys

Chapter 5

5 "Smooth Grandmama" (found on Classics: Heavy), parody of "Smooth Criminal" by Michael Jackson
13 "Blabbed Through the Phone" (found on Only a Glorified Cover Band), parody of "Bad to the Bone" by George Thorogood & the Destroyers
17 "Flirtin' with the Pastor" (found on Singles Group), parody of "Flirtin' with Disaster" by Molly Hatchet
24 "Want it Dead or Alive" (found on Classics: 80's), parody of "Wanted Dead or Alive" by Bon Jovi
24 "Karma's Convenient" (found on Get Rich Quick), parody of "Karma Chameleon" by Culture Club

Chapter 6

4 "Dumb Questions" (found on That's Too Bad), parody of "Come Dancing" by The Kinks
5 "Grass So Green" (found on I Know You Are but What Am I?), parody of "Vasoline" by Stone Temple Pilots
6 "Your Money Don't Last" (found on Conspiracy No. 56), parody of "Your Mama Don't Dance" by Loggins and Messina
6 "Sweet Jesus Made a Whip" (found on Wise Up and Rock), parody of "Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)" by Eurythmics
7 "Straight On Through (To the Other Side)" (found on Braggadocious), parody of "Break On Through" by The Doors
10 "Gain in Vain (Can't Buy Me)" (found on Vision Gets Clearer As We Get Closer), parody of "Train In Vain (Stand By Me)" by The Clash
20 "They Blindly Speak of Science" (found on Wise Up and Rock), parody of "She Blinded Me with Science" by Thomas Dolby
20 "Enjoy the Science" (found on Come See, Come Saw), parody of "Enjoy the Silence" by Depeche Mode


Wed., Mar. 22 - 2 Tiomthy 1-4

Chapter 1

5 "Spoken Things" (found on Get Rich Quick), parody of "Broken Wings" by Mr. Mister
7 "Fearful" (found on Loaded 45s), parody of "Vehicle" by The Ides of March
9 "Die Without His Grace" (found on Get Rich Quick), parody of "Eyes Without a Face" by Billy Idol

Chapter 2

1 "Bible O'Really" (found on That's Too Bad), parody of "Baba O'Riley" by The Who
5 "I Want That Crown" (found on Singles Group), parody of "I Won't Back Down" by Tom Petty
8 "No Chain" (found on Ticked), parody of "No Rain" by Blind Melon
12 "You Gotta Go" (found on I Know You Are but What Am I?), parody of "You Oughta Know" by Alanis Morissette
15 "Learning Blasphemies" (found on Zebraic), parody of "Turning Japanese" by The Vapors
15 "I Saw the Answer There" (found on The Boys Aren't Backin' Down), parody of "I Saw Her Standing There" by The Beatles
15 "Pick It Up" (found on From Hair to Eternity), parody of "Lick It Up" by KISS
23 "A Foolhardy Song" (found on Prehysterical), parody of "Authority Song" by John Cougar Mellencamp
23 "Monkey Scheme" (found on Classics: 60's), parody of "(Theme From) The Monkees" by The Monkees
23 "Monkeys for Uncles" (found on Wise Up and Rock), parody of "Money for Nothing" by Dire Straits

Chapter 3

1 "Life in the Last Days" (found on The Boys Aren't Backin' Down), parody of "Life in the Fast Lane" by The Eagles
1 "Come Out and Pray" (found on Classics: Heavy), parody of "Come Out and Play" by The Offspring
1 "Ignorant Song" (found on I Know You Are but What Am I?), parody of "Immigrant Song" by Led Zeppelin
1 "Casket Place" (found on I Know You Are but What Am I?), parody of "Basket Case" by Green Day
12 "Soakin' in the Lord's Book" (found on That's Too Bad), parody of "Smokin' in the Boys Room" by Brownsville Station
12 "Matching Punches" (found on Apoplectic), parody of "Bullet with Butterfly Wings" by Smashing Pumpkins
13 "Land of Delusion" (found on Classics: 80's), parody of "Land of Confusion" by Genesis
13 "Back Talk" (found on Prehysterical), parody of "Black Dog" by Led Zeppelin
15 "Smarten Up" (found on The Boys Aren't Backin' Down), parody of "Start Me Up" by The Rolling Stones
15 "Mediterranean Wholebook News" (found on Classics: 60's), parody of "Subterranean Homesick Blues" by Bob Dylan
15 "(Check Out) The Book" (found on Sandwich Platter), parody of "The Look" by Roxette
15 "The New Testament in Living Color" (found on Rare, Not Well Done, Volume 2), parody of "Kodachrome" by Paul Simon
16 "Fakey Shaky Parts" (found on Classics: Country), parody of "Achy Breaky Heart" by Billy Ray Cyrus
16 "La Bible" (found on Classics: Oldies), parody of "La Bamba" by Ritchie Valens
16 "Second Timothy" (found on Classics: 90's), parody of "Sex and Candy" by Marcy Playground

Chapter 4

2 "People Are Lazy" (found on Classics: Country), parody of "People Are Crazy" by Billy Currington
2 "Why Wait?" (found on Vision Gets Clearer As We Get Closer), parody of "I'll Wait" by Van Halen
3 "Isn't Wasn't Ain't (in the Bible)" (found on Isn't Wasn't Ain't), parody of "Livin' Lovin' Maid (She's Just a Woman)" by Led Zeppelin
6 "Time for Me to Die" (found on Recovery), parody of "Time for Me to Fly" by REO Speedwagon
11 "I Love Apostle Paul" (found on You Can't Say Euphrates Without the 80's), parody of "I Love Rock 'n' Roll" by Joan Jett & the Blackhearts


Thu., Mar. 23 - Titus 1-3, Philemon

Chapter 1

7 "Slow to Wrath" (found on Vision Gets Clearer As We Get Closer), parody of "Photograph" by Def Leppard
15 "Play That Funny Music" (found on Classics: Party), parody of "Play That Funky Music" by Wild Cherry
15 "Barroom Hitz" (found on Hot Potato Soup), parody of "Ballroom Blitz" by The Sweet
15 "Grinch Girl" (found on Unconditional Releases), parody of "Rich Girl" by Hall & Oates
15 "Fight for Your Right to Parody" (found on Music Is As Music Does), parody of "Fight for Your Right to Party" by The Beastie Boys

Chapter 2

3 "You're Really Godly" (found on Nichey), parody of "You Really Got Me" by Van Halen
6 "Young as You Are" (found on Classics: Heavy), parody of "Come As You Are" by Nirvana
7 "If You Believe" (found on Never Before, but Then Again...), parody of "If You Leave" by Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark
11 "Addicted to Christ" (found on Music Is As Music Does), parody of "Ticket to Ride" by The Beatles
13 "Ballad of Jesus & Yahweh" (found on Keep the Change), parody of "Ballad of John & Yoko" by The Beatles

Chapter 3

3 "Glad It's Over" (found on Alien Invasion), parody of "Glad All Over" by The Dave Clark Five
5 "Die Without His Grace" (found on Get Rich Quick), parody of "Eyes Without a Face" by Billy Idol
5 "Regeneration" (found on Classics: 60's), parody of "My Generation" by The Who
5 "Could He Choose You" (found on You Can't Say Euphrates Without the 80's), parody of "Goody Two Shoes" by Adam Ant
8 "Works" (found on From Hair to Eternity), parody of "Words" by Missing Persons
9 "Did You Ever Ask Where Cain Got His Wife?" (found on Classics: 60's), parody of "Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?" by Lovin' Spoonful
9 "Dumb Questions" (found on That's Too Bad), parody of "Come Dancing" by The Kinks

Philemon

1 "Set Him Free" (found on Unconditional Releases), parody of "Let it Be" by The Beatles


Fri., Mar. 24 - Hebrews 1-3

Chapter 1

1 "A Source with No Name" (found on Music Is As Music Does), parody of "A Horse with No Name" by America
1 "God Speaks" (found on Decent Alternative), parody of "Don't Speak" by No Doubt
5 "Campaign to Jehovah" (found on That's Too Bad), parody of "Champagne Supernova" by Oasis
8 "Ballad of Jesus & Yahweh" (found on Keep the Change), parody of "Ballad of John & Yoko" by The Beatles
14 "Manifold" (found on Doves in Snakes' Clothing), parody of "Centerfold" by The J. Geils Band

Chapter 2

5 "Imagine How He Loves Us" (found on Rock's in Their Heads), parody of "Imaginary Lover" by Atlanta Rhythm Section
12 "Smells Like Thirtysomething Spirit" (found on Classics: 90's), parody of "Smells Like Teen Spirit" by Nirvana

Chapter 3

1 "Jesus and Moses" (found on Music Is As Music Does), parody of "Heat of the Moment" by Asia
7 "Complain" (found on Doves in Snakes' Clothing), parody of "Cocaine" by Eric Clapton
8 "Garden My Heart" (found on Quilt), parody of "Harden My Heart" by Quarterflash
8 "Selfish Sheep" (found on I Know You Are but What Am I?), parody of "Self Esteem" by The Offspring
15 "Yes Today" (found on Classics: Lite), parody of "Yesterday" by The Beatles


Sat., Mar. 25 - Hebrews 4-6

Chapter 4

7 "969" (found on Kinda Stuffy), parody of "Summer of '69" by Bryan Adams
11 "Bible in Hand" (found on The Boys Aren't Backin' Down), parody of "Travelin' Band" by Creedence Clearwater Revival
12 "Learning Blasphemies" (found on Zebraic), parody of "Turning Japanese" by The Vapors
12 "Soakin' in the Lord's Book" (found on That's Too Bad), parody of "Smokin' in the Boys Room" by Brownsville Station
12 "Good News Bookie" (found on Classics: Country), parody of "Boot Scootin' Boogie" by Brooks & Dunn
12 "Word Of" (found on Never Before, but Then Again...), parody of "Word Up!" by Cameo
13 "The Stuff That God'll Watch" (found on Churchigo III), parody of "The Stuff You Gotta Watch" by Joe Bonamassa
15 "Even Though" (found on Decent Alternative), parody of "Even Flow" by Pearl Jam
16 "Gideon's Comin'" (found on Transformed Soul), parody of "Gimme Some Lovin'" by The Blues Brothers

Chapter 5

1 "Aaronic" (found on Apoplectic), parody of "Ironic" by Alanis Morissette
7 "Every Crown Has Its Thorns" (found on recent single), parody of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn" by Poison

Chapter 6

9 "God Knows You've Tried" (found on Apoplectic), parody of "Slide" by The Goo Goo Dolls
19 "Turn Up the Ray of Hope" (found on Double Take), parody of "Turn Up the Radio" by Autograph