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Rock Thru the Bible with ApX This Week
Fri., Mar. 31. 2023 5:10pm EDT

In April 2022, we introduced a new feature called "Rock Thru the Bible." Our friend David Michael has been making lists of ApX parodies to go with each week's readings. He's also been creating playlists of corresponding lyric videos for them on YouTube. You can find those video playlists at: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCt2lHtRV1wziK5v4xYKu9Qw/featured

Here are all the entries for the coming week:


Sat., Apr. 1 - 2 Peter 1-3

Chapter 1

1 "Jehovah" (found on Classics: Party), parody of "The Joker" by Steve Miller
3 "Mediterranean Wholebook News" (found on Classics: 60's), parody of "Subterranean Homesick Blues" by Bob Dylan
13 "Can't Let the Crowd in My Head" (found on Vision Gets Clearer As We Get Closer), parody of "Can't Get It Out of My Head" by Electric Light Orchestra
14 "The Ballad of Peter Plungin' Ahead" (found on Alien Invasion), parody of "The Ballad of Peter Pumpkinhead" by XTC
16 "Not Some Old Fantasy" (found on Recovery), parody of "Rock and Roll Fantasy" by Bad Company
16 "A Fool Can Sound Intelligent" (found on Doves in Snakes' Clothing), parody of "Fooled Around and Fell in Love" by Elvin Bishop
18 "Heavenly Hill" (found on Classics: 2000's), parody of "Beverly Hills" by Weezer

Chapter 2

1 "There Are Wolves Among Us" (found on Only a Glorified Cover Band), parody of "Werewolves of London" by Warren Zevon
1 "Learning Blasphemies" (found on Zebraic), parody of "Turning Japanese" by The Vapors
4 "Hell!" (found on Chosen Ones), parody of "Help!" by The Beatles
5 "We're Not Gonna Drown" (found on Classics: 90's), parody of "When I Come Around" by Green Day
5 "Story of a Squirrel" (found on Classics: 2000's), parody of "Absolutely (Story of a Girl)" by Nine Days
5 "Noah Man" (found on Zebraic), parody of "Nowhere Man" by The Beatles
6 "The Voice of Sodom" (found on New and Used Hits, Disc 1), parody of "The Boys of Summer" by Don Henley
7 "Remember (Lot's Wife)" (found on Zebraic), parody of "December" by Collective Soul

Chapter 3

3 "Ignorant Song" (found on I Know You Are but What Am I?), parody of "Immigrant Song" by Led Zeppelin
3 "Babel Babel" (found on I Know You Are but What Am I?), parody of "Rebel Rebel" by David Bowie
3 "Bathwater" (found on Apoplectic), parody of "Backwater" by The Meat Puppets
3 "To Wait for the Bride" (found on Apolog80s: Back from the Future), parody of "Too Late for Goodbyes" by Julian Lennon
3 "Don't Scoff" (found on Come See, Come Saw), parody of "Don't Stop" by Fleetwood Mac
8 "Over The Hill" (found on recent single), parody of "Overkill" by Men At Work
9 "Midnight Hour Pt. 2" (found on Radical History Tour), parody of "In the Midnight Hour" by Wilson Pickett
9 "Put You Down in My Will" (found on Classics: Lite), parody of "Push" by Matchbox 20
9 "Dude (Would Like to Save Me)" (found on Wise Up and Rock), parody of "Dude (Looks Like a Lady)" by Aerosmith
9 "Word Of" (found on Never Before, but Then Again...), parody of "Word Up!" by Cameo
9 "Every Step to Take" (found on Kinda Stuffy), parody of "Every Breath You Take" by The Police
15 "(Check Out) The Book" (found on Sandwich Platter), parody of "The Look" by Roxette
15 "All My Letters" (found on Braggadocious), parody of "All My Loving" by The Beatles
16 "Bible O'Really" (found on That's Too Bad), parody of "Baba O'Riley" by The Who


Sun., Apr. 2 - 1 John 1-3

Chapter 1

1 "John 1:1" (found on Classics: Oldies), parody of "Fun, Fun, Fun" by Beach Boys
7 "Stay in the Light" (found on Classics: Party), parody of "Stayin' Alive" by The Bee Gees
9 "Cleaned-Up Heart" (found on Braggadocious), parody of "Queen of Hearts" by Juice Newton

Chapter 2

1 "Try and Try Again" (found on Doves in Snakes' Clothing), parody of "Flying High Again" by Ozzy Osbourne
3 "You Fleshly Thing" (found on Alien Invasion), parody of "You Sexy Thing" by Hot Chocolate
13 "Wicked" (found on Wise Up and Rock), parody of "Whip It" by Devo
15 "Stupid World" (found on Classics: 90's), parody of "Stupid Girl" by Garbage
15 "I Was Made for Revenue" (found on Rock's in Their Heads), parody of "I Was Made for Lovin' You" by Kiss
16 "No Exclusions" (found on Xit Ego Lopa), parody of "No Excuses" by Alice in Chains
19 "Must Seem Silly" (found on Unconditional Releases), parody of "Mustang Sally" by The Commitments
25 "Quite a God" (found on Decent Alternative), parody of "What I Got" by Sublime
27 "Message in the Bible" (found on Only a Glorified Cover Band), parody of "Message in a Bottle" by the Police

Chapter 3

1 "Imagine How He Loves Us" (found on Rock's in Their Heads), parody of "Imaginary Lover" by Atlanta Rhythm Section
2 "Child of God" (found on Very Vicarious), parody of "Shining Star" by Earth, Wind & Fire
7 "Feels Like in First John" (found on Zebraic), parody of "Feels like the First Time" by Foreigner
10 "Excuse Me, Pal, It's Christmastime" (found on Handheld Messiah), parody of "Purple Haze" by Jimi Hendrix
13 "The Bible Countdown" (found on Only a Glorified Cover Band), parody of "The Final Countdown" by Europe
13 "Dweebs" (found on From Hair to Eternity), parody of "Dreams" by Van Halen
13 "School of Ours" (found on Apolog80s: Back from the Future), parody of "Boulevard" by Jackson Browne
24 "It's You in Me" (found on Churchigo II), parody of "Just You 'n' Me" by Chicago


Mon., Apr. 3 - 1 John 4-5

Chapter 4

1 "Little-Read Bible Book" (found on Classics: Oldies), parody of "Lil' Red Riding Hood" by Sam the Sham & the Pharaohs
4 "The War in You" (found on That's Too Bad), parody of "The Warrior" by Scandal featuring Patty Smyth
5 "Stupid's Stronghold/Reckless in America" (found on Classics: 2000's), parody of "Cupid's Chokehold/Breakfast in America" by Gym Class Heroes
9 "Another One Died for Us" (found on Unconditional Releases), parody of "Another One Bites the Dust" by Queen
10 "Put You Down in My Will" (found on Classics: Lite), parody of "Push" by Matchbox 20
14 "God's Own Son" (found on Apoplectic), parody of "Black Hole Sun" by Soundgarden
18 "Fearful" (found on Loaded 45s), parody of "Vehicle" by The Ides of March
19 "Scripture" (found on Classics: Country), parody of "Picture" by Kid Rock & Sheryl Crow

Chapter 5

7 "Trinity" (found on Classics: 60's), parody of "Thank You" by Led Zeppelin
7 "Triune Godhead" (found on I Know You Are but What Am I?), parody of "(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction" by The Rolling Stones
13 "You've Got a Text" (found on Quilt), parody of "You've Got a Friend" by James Taylor
13 "You've Got to Write Stuff" (found on Kinda Stuffy), parody of "You Got It (The Right Stuff)" by New Kids on the Block
14 "Talk to Doctors" (found on Get Rich Quick), parody of "Doctor! Doctor!" by Thompson Twins
14 "Ask God" (found on recent single), parody of "Let's Go" by The Cars
18 "Heir of Our God" (found on Rock's in Their Heads), parody of "Hair of the Dog" by Nazareth


Tue., Apr. 4 - 2 John, 3 John, Jude

2 John

7 "One of Us Indeed" (found on Apoplectic), parody of "One of Us" by Joan Osborne
7 "Don't Be Fooled" (found on Classics: Oldies), parody of "Don't Be Cruel" by Elvis Presley
7 "Campaign to Jehovah" (found on That's Too Bad), parody of "Champagne Supernova" by Oasis

3 John

1 "Once You See Truth, You Can't Unsee It" (found on Xit Ego Lopa), parody of "What's the Frequency, Kenneth?" by REM
4 "Smooth Grandmama" (found on Classics: Heavy), parody of "Smooth Criminal" by Michael Jackson
4 "Spoken Things" (found on Get Rich Quick), parody of "Broken Wings" by Mr. Mister

Jude

1 "Take Jude" (found on Loaded 45s), parody of "Hey Jude" by the Beatles
3 "Proving My Religion" (found on Apoplectic), parody of "Losing My Religion" by REM
7 "The Voice of Sodom" (found on New and Used Hits, Disc 1), parody of "The Boys of Summer" by Don Henley
7 "Hell Smells" (found on Loaded 45s), parody of "Hells Bells" by AC/DC
13 "Droppin' on the Sun" (found on Classics: 90's), parody of "Walkin' on the Sun" by Smash Mouth
14 "Taken Up" (found on Double Take), parody of "Shake it Up" by The Cars
18 "Don't Scoff" (found on Come See, Come Saw), parody of "Don't Stop" by Fleetwood Mac
18 "The Books God Made You're Mockin'" (found on Quilt), parody of "These Boots Are Made for Walkin'" by Nancy Sinatra
21 "Maybe Madonna" (found on Xit Ego Lopa), parody of "Lady Madonna" by the Beatles
23 "People Are Lazy" (found on Classics: Country), parody of "People Are Crazy" by Billy Currington


Wed., Apr. 5 - Revelation 1-3

Chapter 1

8 "Herman's Sermon" (found on Unconditional Releases), parody of "I'm Henry VIII, I Am" by Herman's Hermits
18 "Life in the Last Days" (found on The Boys Aren't Backin' Down), parody of "Life in the Fast Lane" by The Eagles
19 "You've Got to Write Stuff" (found on Kinda Stuffy), parody of "You Got It (The Right Stuff)" by New Kids on the Block

Chapter 2

4 "Lock" (found on Hot Potato Soup), parody of "Walk" by The Foo Fighters

Chapter 3

1 "Why Wait?" (found on Vision Gets Clearer As We Get Closer), parody of "I'll Wait" by Van Halen
10 "Gimme Pre-Trib" (found on Hot Potato Soup), parody of "Gimme Three Steps" by Lynyrd Skynyrd
14 "God Speaks" (found on Decent Alternative), parody of "Don't Speak" by No Doubt
15 "Catch That Fever!" (found on 20:20 Vision), parody of "Cat Scratch Fever" by Ted Nugent
20 "Livin' What Jesus Spoke Of" (found on Classics: Party), parody of "Livin' La Vida Loca" by Ricky Martin
20 "I Want in That Place" (found on Classics: 90's), parody of "I Want it That Way" by The Backstreet Boys
20 "Who's There" (found on Classics: 90's), parody of "Loser" by Beck


Thu., Apr. 6 - Revelation 4-6

Chapter 4

9 "Heaven's Gonna Lift You Up" (found on Kinda Stuffy), parody of "Never Gonna Give You Up" by Rick Astley
11 "Something from Nothing" (found on Conspiracy No. 56), parody of "Nothing from Nothing" by Billy Preston

Chapter 5

6 "Sin of the World" (found on Soundproof), parody of "Cinnamon Girl" by Neil Young

Chapter 6

1 "Riders from the Lord" (found on recent single), parody of "Riders on the Storm" by The Doors
9 "People" (found on Classics: 90's), parody of "Pepper" by Buttonhole Surfers
11 "Doubter" (found on Only a Glorified Cover Band), parody of "Daughter" by Pearl Jam


Fri., Apr. 7 - Revelation 7-9

Chapter 7

9 "Should I Pray or Should I Go?" (found on Classics: 80's), parody of "Should I Stay or Should I Go?" by The Clash

Chapter 9

6 "Take the Wrong Way Home" (found on Double Take), parody of "Take the Long Way Home" by Supertramp
7 "It's Still Got the Joel you Need" (found on Minor League), parody of "It's Still Rock and Roll to Me" by Billy Joel
21 "Mama Told Me (What's To Come)" (found on Classics: 70's, Vol. 2), parody of "Mama Told Me (Not to Come)" by Three Dog Night


Sat., Apr. 8 - Revelation 10-12

Chapter 11

15 "Iraq & Iran" (found on Classics: 80's), parody of "Jack & Diane" by John Cougar Mellencamp

Chapter 12

3 "Devil Fell" (found on Singles Group), parody of "Rebel Yell" by Billy Idol
9 "Cunning is the Devil" (found on Only a Glorified Cover Band), parody of "Running with the Devil" by Van Halen
11 "Parrseverance" (found on Get Rich Quick), parody of "St. Elmo's Fire (Man in Motion)" by John Parr