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Rock Thru the Bible with ApX This Wk
Fri., Sep. 22. 2023 7:20pm EDT

In April 2022, we introduced a new feature called "Rock Thru the Bible." ApX friend David Michael has made lists of ApX parodies to go with each week's readings, and he continues to update them as we release new parodies.

He's also been creating playlists of corresponding lyric videos for them on YouTube. You can find those video playlists at:https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCt2lHtRV1wziK5v4xYKu9Qw/featured

Here are this week's entries:

Sat., Sep. 23 - Psalms 71-80

Psalms 71

"Matching Punches" (found on Apoplectic), parody of "Bullet with Butterfly Wings" by Smashing Pumpkins

Psalms 72

"The Very Last City" (found on Nichey), parody of "Paradise City" by Guns N' Roses

Psalms 73

"The Books God Made You're Mockin'" (found on Quilt), parody of "These Boots Are Made for Walkin'" by Nancy Sinatra

Psalms 74

"Babylona" (found on Classics: 70's, Vol. 2), parody of "My Sharona" by The Knack

Psalms 75

"Meshach" (found on Classics: Party), parody of "Love Shack" by The B-52's

Psalms 76

"Do You Know What I Dreamed?" (found on Conspiracy No. 56), parody of "Do You Know What I Mean" by Lee Michaels

Psalms 77

"Addicted to Christ" (found on Music Is As Music Does), parody of "Ticket to Ride" by The Beatles

Psalms 78

"Don't You Be Like That" (found on Conspiracy No. 56), parody of "Don't Do Me Like That" by Tom Petty and the Hearbreakers
"Selfish Sheep" (found on I Know You Are but What Am I?), parody of "Self Esteem" by The Offspring

Psalms 79

"Jezebel" (found on Singles Group), parody of "Just a Girl" by No Doubt

Psalms 80

"Killing My Suffering with His Son" (found on Quilt), parody of "Killing Me Softly with His Song" by Roberta Flack


Sun., Sep. 24 - Psalms 81-90

Psalms 81

"If You Don't Look at Numbers" (found on Overdue Books), parody of "Rikki Don't Lose That Number" by Steely Dan

Psalms 82

"Wrongview" (found on Rare, Not Well Done, Volume 1), parody of "Longview" by Green Day

Psalms 83

"I've Got Elijah Fightin' Baal" (found on Classics: Country), parody of "I've Got a Tiger by the Tail" by Buck Owens

Psalms 84

"Place of Grace" (found on Nichey), parody of "Ace of Spades" by Motörhead

Psalms 85

"Role Never Changes" (found on Zebraic), parody of "Roll with the Changes" by REO Speedwagon

Psalms 86

"God's Own Son" (found on Apoplectic), parody of "Black Hole Sun" by Soundgarden

Psalms 87

"Heaven Isn't Like That" (found on Ticked), parody of "Shine" by Collective Soul

Psalms 88

"Lifestyles of the Rich & Nameless" (found on Classics: Heavy), parody of "Lifestyles of the Rich & Famous" by Good Charlotte

Psalms 89

"God Can Do" (found on Rock's in Their Heads), parody of "Katmandu" by Bob Seger

Psalms 90

"Known from the Beginning" (found on Xit Ego Lopa), parody of "Beginnings" by Chicago


Mon., Sep. 25 - Psalms 91-100

Psalms 91

"Manifold" (found on Doves in Snakes' Clothing), parody of "Centerfold" by The J. Geils Band

Psalms 92

"If You Really Wanna Get to Heaven" (found on Come See, Come Saw), parody of "If You Wanna Get to Heaven" by Ozark Mountain Daredevils

Psalms 93

"Swimmer" (found on Classics: Heavy), parody of "Slither" by Velvet Revolver

Psalms 94

"Land of Delusion" (found on Classics: 80's), parody of "Land of Confusion" by Genesis

Psalms 95

"Garden My Heart" (found on Quilt), parody of "Harden My Heart" by Quarterflash
"Yes Today" (found on recent single), parody of "Yesterday" by Beatles, The

Psalms 96

"Let's Redo the Music" (found on Loaded 45s), parody of "Listen to the Music" by Doobie Brothers

Psalms 97

"Runnin' Down the Drain" (found on Apolog80s: Back from the Future), parody of "Runnin' Down a Dream" by Tom Petty

Psalms 98

"Sorry All the Time" (found on Never Before, but Then Again...), parody of "Party All the Time" by Eddie Murphy

Psalms 99

"Call Me the Priest" (found on Double Take), parody of "Call Me the Breeze" by Lynyrd Skynyrd

Psalms 100

"Baa! We're Lambs" (found on Classics: Party), parody of "Barbara Ann" by Beach Boys
"You Made Me, So There You Have Me" (found on Xit Ego Lopa), parody of "You've Made Me So Very Happy" by Blood, Sweat & Tears


Tue., Sep. 26 - Psalms 101-110

Psalms 101

"I Can Read About You" (found on Never Before, but Then Again...), parody of "I Can Dream About You" by Dan Hartman

Psalms 102

"Lightning Flashes" (found on Vision Gets Clearer As We Get Closer), parody of "Lightning Crashes" by Live

Psalms 103

"Can We Drive Our Sins Too Far?" (found on Very Vicarious), parody of "25 or 6 to 4" by Chicago
"Going to Forget Our Bad Deeds" (found on I Know You Are but What Am I?), parody of "Don't You (Forget About Me)" by Simple Minds
"Talk to Doctors" (found on Get Rich Quick), parody of "Doctor! Doctor!" by Thompson Twins

Psalms 104

"Romans 1:20" (found on Conspiracy No. 56), parody of "Running on Empty" by Jackson Browne

Psalms 105

"Dancing Dave" (found on Classics: 70's, Vol. 2), parody of "Dancing Days" by Led Zeppelin
"Plagues" (found on Apolog80s: Back from the Future), parody of "Legs" by ZZ Top

Psalms 106

"Ground Shook Here" (found on Zebraic), parody of "Brown Sugar" by The Rolling Stones

Psalms 107

"Good Trend" (found on Decent Alternative), parody of "Girlfriend" by Matthew Sweet

Psalms 108

"That's Saul" (found on Double Take), parody of "That's All" by Genesis

Psalms 109

"Weep Jeremiah" (found on Hot Potato Soup), parody of "Sweet Child O' Mine" by Guns N' Roses

Psalms 110

"Heaven's Gonna Lift You Up" (found on Kinda Stuffy), parody of "Never Gonna Give You Up" by Rick Astley
"Aaronic" (found on Apoplectic), parody of "Ironic" by Alanis Morissette


Wed., Sep. 27 - Psalms 111-118

Psalms 111

"Amazing Acts" (found on Get Rich Quick), parody of "Maniac" by Michael Sembello

Psalms 112

"Turn to Luke" (found on From Hair to Eternity), parody of "Turn Me Loose" by Loverboy

Psalms 113

"The Devil Went Down to Jordan" (found on Classics: Country), parody of "The Devil Went Down to Georgia" by Charlie Daniels

Psalms 114

"Come On, I'll Lead" (found on Alien Invasion), parody of "Come On Eileen" by Dexys Midnight Runners

Psalms 115

"Wish You Could Hear" (found on Soundproof), parody of "Wish You Were Here" by Pink Floyd

Psalms 116

"Die Without His Grace" (found on Get Rich Quick), parody of "Eyes Without a Face" by Billy Idol

Psalms 117

"John 1:1" (found on Classics: Oldies), parody of "Fun, Fun, Fun" by Beach Boys

Psalms 118

"Choirboy" (found on Classics: 90's), parody of "Cowboy" by Kid Rock
"Special Stone" (found on Hot Potato Soup), parody of "(I'm Not Your) Stepping Stone" by the Monkees


Thu., Sep. 28 - Psalms 119-120

Psalms 119

"Hundred Nineteenth Psalm" (found on Wise Up and Rock), parody of "Hungry Like the Wolf" by Duran Duran

ALEPH
"Eight Ways to Be" (found on Eclectic), parody of "Eight Days a Week" by The Beatles

BETH
"Better Than Exorcism" (found on Apoplectic), parody of "Good" by Better Than Ezra

GIMEL
"A Loan for You" (found on Double Take), parody of "All Over You" by Live
"I Want That Crown" (found on Singles Group), parody of "I Won't Back Down" by Tom Petty
"Judgment Gets Passed" (found on The Boys Aren't Backin' Down), parody of "Jumpin' Jack Flash" by The Rolling Stones

DALETH
"Although None Could Watch an Hour" (found on Easter Standard Time), parody of "All Along the Watchtower" by Jimi Hendrix

HE
"Once You See Truth, You Can't Unsee It" (found on Xit Ego Lopa), parody of "What's the Frequency, Kenneth?" by REM

WAW
"Stay in the Light" (found on Classics: Party), parody of "Stayin' Alive" by The Bee Gees

ZAYIN
"Put You Down in My Will" (found on Classics: Lite), parody of "Push" by Matchbox 20

HETH
"Life Restored" (found on Classics: Heavy), parody of "Last Resort" by Papa Roach

TETH
"Second Glance" (found on Soundproof), parody of "Second Chance" by Shinedown

YODH
"Love the Jews" (found on Classics: Oldies), parody of "Love Me Do" by The Beatles

KAPH
"Working for the Weakened" (found on Wise Up and Rock), parody of "Working for the Weekend" by Loverboy

LAMEDH
"The Real Sin Savior" (found on Classics: 2000's), parody of "The Real Slim Shady" by Eminem

MEM
"Jesus (Sermon on the Mount)" (found on Kinda Stuffy), parody of "Venus" by Bananarama

NUN
"Gimme Pre-Trib" (found on Hot Potato Soup), parody of "Gimme Three Steps" by Lynyrd Skynyrd

SAMEKH
"Temple Physician" (found on Alien Invasion), parody of "Pinball Wizard" by Elton John

AYIN
"More Than a Healing" (found on Classics: 70's), parody of "More Than a Feeling" by Boston

PE
"I'm Gonna Feed (500 Mouths)" (found on Classics: 90's), parody of "I'm Gonna Be (500 miles)" by The Proclaimers

TSADHE
"Jesus and Moses" (found on Music Is As Music Does), parody of "Heat of the Moment" by Asia

QOPH
"Monkeys for Uncles" (found on Wise Up and Rock), parody of "Money for Nothing" by Dire Straits

RESH
"Nightmare Waiting" (found on Quilt), parody of "Right Here Waiting" by Richard Marx

SHIN
"Desperate Queen" (found on Play Nice), parody of "Dancing Queen" by ABBA

TAW
"Show Us the Way" (found on Xit Ego Lopa), parody of "Go All the Way" by The Raspberries

Psalms 120

"Speech Police" (found on Very Vicarious), parody of "Dream Police" by Cheap Trick


Fri., Sep. 29 - Psalms 121-130

Psalms 121

"Kosmik" (found on Classics: 70's, Vol. 2), parody of "Kashmir" by Led Zeppelin

Psalms 122

"All That Stuff's in There to Remind Me" (found on Kinda Stuffy), parody of "Always Something There to Remind Me" by Naked Eyes

Psalms 123

"Hold On, Christ's Comin'" (found on Transformed Soul), parody of "Hold On, I'm Comin'" by Sam & Dave

Psalms 124

"God and I Know" (found on Vision Gets Clearer As We Get Closer), parody of "Cotton Eye Joe" by Rednex

Psalms 125

"Doubt is Not Allowed" (found on Very Vicarious), parody of "Shout it Out Loud" by KISS

Psalms 126

"Glad It's Over" (found on Alien Invasion), parody of "Glad All Over" by The Dave Clark Five
"Wherever You Will Sow" (found on Classics: Lite), parody of "Wherever You Will Go" by The Calling

Psalms 127

"Too Pregnant" (found on Hot Potato Soup), parody of "Two Princes" by The Spin Doctors

Psalms 128

"Called My Wife" (found on Classics: Heavy), parody of "All My Life" by Foo Fighters

Psalms 129

"Somebody Sold Me" (found on Classics: 2000's), parody of "Somebody Told Me" by The Killers

Psalms 130

"Midnight Hour Pt. 2" (found on Radical History Tour), parody of "In the Midnight Hour" by Wilson Pickett


Sat., Sep. 30 - Psalms 131-140

Psalms 131

"Full of Yourself (Distinguished Young Man)" (found on Sandwich Platter), parody of "Fooling Yourself (The Angry Young Man)" by Styx

Psalms 132

"Confiscated" (found on Zebraic), parody of "Complicated" by Avril Lavigne

Psalms 133

"Flirtin' with the Pastor" (found on Singles Group), parody of "Flirtin' with Disaster" by Molly Hatchet

Psalms 134

"Preachers" (found on Classics: 90's), parody of "Peaches" by Presidents of the United States of America

Psalms 135

"You've Got Another King Comin'" (found on Hot Potato Soup), parody of "You've Got Another Thing Comin'" by Judas Priest

Psalms 136

"Stressin' Out" (found on Alien Invasion), parody of "Steppin' Out" by Joe Jackson

Psalms 137

"Lamentations Song" (found on Braggadocious), parody of "Ramble On" by Led Zeppelin

Psalms 138

"You're Mad at What?" (found on Xit Ego Lopa), parody of "No Matter What" by Badfinger
"Ask God" (found on Septuagint), parody of "Let's Go" by The Cars

Psalms 139

"Don't Try (To Hide)" (found on Isn't Wasn't Ain't), parody of "Don't Cry" by Guns N' Roses

Psalms 140

"Back in the Battle" (found on Sandwich Platter), parody of "Back in the Saddle" by Aerosmith